Last Word Becomes The First Word, Episode VI

[Rogue_0009]

<span style="color:red">Dead is the man who crosses my path.</span>

[Momin327]

Path to paradise lies with pain.

[Obidobi]

Pain in the butt is my middle name.....

[Momin327]

Name the TV shows in the order of the most recent.

[Obitwokenobi]

Recent starts this sentence.

[Momin327]

Sentence to death for prisoners has no effect on overall crime.

[Obitwokenobi]

Crime is bad.

[Obi-Stu]

bad news is not what we want

[Momin327]

Want some potato chips?

[Rogue_0009]

<span style="color:red">Chips can be found in my computer</span>

[Javen]

Computer that is new is what I need.

[Obitwokenobi]

Need me, you do! Sexy, I am!

[Momin327]

Am I the only one who thinks Ralph Nader was a good candidate?

[Javen]

Canadate for President was Gilbert Godfrey.

[Momin327]

Godfrey is a common name among the English.

[Obidobi]

English is a language wich is not my own...

[Momin327]

Own the Indiana Jones trilogy on DVD!

[Obidobi]

DVD is movies.

[Momin327]

Movies are an incredible source of entertainment.

[Javen]

Entertainment can mean many different things.

[Momin327]

Things people say can be so stupid.

[Rinc]

Stupid stupid studpid that's what they all said.

[Obidobi]

Said that E.T will return some day.

[Obi-Stu]

day of slow work it is.

[Momin327]

Is it time yet?

[Javen]

Yet it is not time.

[Momin327]

Time is a luxury that stops for no one.

[Obidobi]

One for the money and two for the show...

[Momin327]

Show me something that has to do with the Beatles.

[Javen]

Beatles say we can worki it out.

[Obidobi]

Out in the fields

[Momin327]

Fields of Dreams where I'm able to dance with corpses.

[Javen]

Corpses stink.

[Momin327]

Stink up the place with molasses.

[Obi-Stu]

molasses with bread is not very nice

[Javen]

Nice of you to share that information.

[Momin327]

Information that is genuine?

[Obidobi]

Genuine information is hard to get sometimes.

[Obi-Stu]

Sometimes life is like that.

[Momin327]

That is correct...

[Obidobi]

Correct me if I'm wrong but am I not beautiful?

[Obi-Stu]

Beautiful and dashing...

[Momin327]

"Dashing through the snow..."

[Javen]

Snow turns yellow when I am nowhere near a bathroom.

[Momin327]

Bathroom door, open the!

[Javen]

The what?

[Siri Ruane]

What was the question? I missed it...

[Obidobi]

It was no question.

[Obi-Stu]

Question your sanity, I do.

[Momin327]

Do you think we may have snow again?

[Javen]

Again we have come to this.

[Obidobi]

This might become messy....

[Javen]

messy things become trashy.

[Obidobi]

Trashy or messy, who cares about those fewtrils?

[Obi-Stu]

fewtrils are nothing to worry about

[Javen]

About time someone didn't care.

[Obi-Stu]

Care, I do...

[Javen]

Do doo de doo

[Momin327]

Doo wop is a popular form of jazz.

[Obidobi]

Jazz is a basket team from Utah.

[Momin327]

Utah, home of the Mormons...

[Javen]

Mormons have a large population near Salt Lake City.

[Momin327]

City Lights with Charlie Chaplin is one of my favorite movies of all time.

[Javen]

Time will stop within one moment in the future.

[Momin327]

Future generations must appreciate Classic Rock for being the origins for their favorite music.

[Obidobi]

Music is something I listen to every day.

[Javen]

Day eventually turns to night.

[Obidobi]

Night is my working hour.

[Javen]

Hour glass is broken.

[Obidobi]

Broken wings is a song by Mr.Mister.

[Momin327]

Mr.Mister is a band from the 1980's.

[Javen]

1980's was strange.

[Momin327]

Strange as folk...

[Javen]

Folk music will make a return.

[Momin327]

Return of the Jedi is such an underrated movie.

[Javen]

Movie was a sad one.

[Momin327]

One of the most famous bikinis worn by Carrie Fisher...

[Obi-Stu]

Fisher made a good Leia

[Momin327]

Leia's metal bikini is my favorite kind of bikini...

[Javen]

Bikini on beaches are the best kind.

[Obidobi]

Kind of sexy if you ask me..

[Momin327]

Me, Myself, and Irene was a big disappointment.

[Javen]

Disappointment is the usual with my life.

[Darth Darthy]

Life was one big gay party for Won-Ton and his dancing partner, Javen.

[Obidobi]

Javen is doing homework.

[Javen]

Homework was destroying Darthy with his own fantasy...and that is with his bi partner Won-ton.

[Momin327]

Won-ton doesn't know what point he should stop.

[Greedo Boy]

"Stop where you are, Jack, or I'll hit you with this snowball!"

*Misses*

[Momin327]

Snowball the way to the top, Guy?

[Greedo Boy]

Guy... that was a guy... no wonder she seemed a little thick around the legs...

[Momin327]

Legs that are bare are the best on a woman...

[Greedo Boy]

Woman! Get me another beer!

[Momin327]

Beer is a dangerous tool of Homer Simpson.

[Javen]

Simposon is a commona last name.

[Momin327]

Name me three things in common with this statement.

[Javen]

Statement was rechecked.

[Momin327]

Rechecked personally by Al Gore.

[Javen]

Gore is usaully in horror.

[Momin327]

Horror novels all started from one little story called Frankenstein, by Mary Shelley.

[frootylupes]

shelly johnson bought my old car.

[Momin327]

Car and Driver is one of my favorite magazines.

[Javen]

magazines are everywhere.

[Momin327]

Everywhere I look, there is something bad on the radio.

[Javen]

Radio was a cool movie.

[Momin327]

Movie making is something I'd like to do.

[Javen]

Do it then.

[Momin327]

"Then perhaps SHE will!" from ROTJ was said with great delivery.

[Darth Darthy]

Delivery of my Pilipino mail order bride came two days late and was slightly damaged.

[Momin327]

Damaged, Inc. is a song by Metallica.

[Javen]

Metallica is old.

[Momin327]

"Old Black People Sleeping in the Shower" was a poem I wrote when I was nine.

[Obidobi]

Nine is the number wich comes before ten....

[Obi-Stu]

Ten is the number after nine

[frootylupes]

no one is home but me

[Momin327]

The next sentence should start with "nine". Oh, screw it:

Nine was John Lennon's lucky number.

[Obidobi]

number of the beast

[Momin327]

Beast from Beauty and the Beast can get substituted by Jabba.

[Obidobi]

Jabba the Hutt is one ugly style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/censored.gif

[Rogue_0009]

<span style="color:red">style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/censored.gif everything.</span>

[Obi-Stu]

everything is worthless

[Momin327]

Worthless are those screaming fans of pop music.

[Rogue_0009]

<span style="color:red">Music? They call that drivel music??</span>

[Greedo Boy]

Music in my ears is the sound of dying cats... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/crazy.gif

[Javen]

Cats can sing on a tin roof.

[Greedo Boy]

Roof is the sound a dog makes.

[Momin327]

Makes many more customers happy!

[Obidobi]

Happy Valentine's day whenever it comes.

[Javen]

Comes up right before my birthday.

[Greedo Boy]

Birthday is for losers!

[Javen]

Losers are those who speak indirectly to people.

[Greedo Boy]

People make me nauseous.

[Javen]

nauseous people are weak.

[Greedo Boy]

Weak old people have brittle bones.

[Javen]

Bones was dug up to discover an ancient anteater.

[Greedo Boy]

Anteater, isn't that a special type of Gofer?

[Javen]

Gofer and gopher is all the same to illegal aliens.

[frootylupes]

aliens used to scare me when i was little

[Greedo Boy]

Little are the people getting more and more these days.

[frootylupes]

days like this i wish we could all get along

[Greedo Boy]

Along the riverbank, you shall find a beautiful woman.

[frootylupes]

woman make the world go round

[Greedo Boy]

Round is the shape of your head.

[frootylupes]

head on over to the shrink and get your head checked.

[Greedo Boy]

Checked the gas, did I, and clean I found it.

[frootylupes]

it appears to be in order, sir.

[Greedo Boy]

Sir, they've broken through our Right Defensive Flank, we can't hold them!

[frootylupes]

them ova there, they be the ones that beat me up.

[Greedo Boy]

Up goes a Weasel, down comes a Ferret. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

[frootylupes]

ferret or guinea pig, you decide.

[Obidobi]

Decide to ignore stuff

[Greedo Boy]

Stuff your nose with toilet paper, I shall.

[Momin327]

Shall we dance?

[Greedo Boy]

Dance, I shall not.

[Rogue_0009]

<span style="color:red">Not on my watch, buddy.</span>

[Greedo Boy]

Buddy, it hurts to tell ya, but you're really ugly!

[Rogue_0009]

<span style="color:red">Ugly like yo moma!</span>

[Momin327]

moma fett may be Jango's mother.

[Greedo Boy]

Mother me, Baby, not smother!

[Momin327]

Smother the bagel with cream cheese.

[Obidobi]

Cheese under the foreskin smells bad.

[Momin327]

Bad things happen when you are royalty and undercover.

[Obidobi]

Undercover police is not easy to discover

[Momin327]

Discover behind the scenes footage from ROTJ.

[Obidobi]

ROTJ is short for Return of the jedi...

[Greedo Boy]

Jedi Knights are cool as skrit!

[Obidobi]

skrit is a word wich is not in my dictionary

[Greedo Boy]

Dictionary, what a funny word! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[Momin327]

Word of honor. I swear upon it!

[Greedo Boy]

It is done, the war is won.

[Momin327]

Won by greedy, fat cats politicians.

[Greedo Boy]

Politicians suck.

[Momin327]

Suck on the straw in my soda.

[Greedo Boy]

Soda Pop is yummy yummy!

[Momin327]

Yummy, yummy, yummy! Maple syrup in my tummy!

[Greedo Boy]

Tummy of Tiger is Solar Cell.

[Momin327]

Cell block 1138 is a reference to THX-1138.

[Rogue_0009]

<span style="color:red">THX-1138 is George Lucas' cult classic film.</span>

[Momin327]

Film the short movie in Bulgaria.

[frootylupes]

bulgaria....where is that?

[Momin327]

That is in Europe.

[frootylupes]

europe was a gay 80s band.

[Javen]

Band on the run.

[Momin327]

Run for your life! The censors are coming!

[Obidobi]

Coming to a theater near you.

[JediJaina]

You bet your life.

[Obidobi]

Life is sometimes hard to live.

[frootylupes]

live life to the fullest

[Momin327]

Fullest gas tank makes biggest explosion.

[JediJaina]

Explosion can be dangerous if you aren't careful.

[Momin327]

Careful now, we are going to dissect the frog...

[frootylupes]

frog in my throat sucks

[Momin327]

Sucks the fun out of the night, huh?

[JediJaina]

Huh, I can't hear you.

[Rogue_0009]

<span style="color:red">You want to know a secret??</span>

[frootylupes]

secret....you cant keep a secret

[Momin327]

Secret agent man!

[frootylupes]

man, i need to stop.

[Momin327]

Stop the blind man driving!

[frootylupes]

driving makes me nervous

[Momin327]

Nervous was I about whether I made symphony orchestra...

[frootylupes]

orchestra smorchestra...i just want you to go to the store

[JediJaina]

Store my sister's stuff for me please.

[frootylupes]

please give me some more candy

[Momin327]

Candy makes the mind boggle.

[Rogue_0009]

<span style="color:red">Boggle is a very interesting word game</span>

[Momin327]

Game where you are a TIE Fighter pilot.

[Javen]

Pilot light went out and I froze to death.

[Momin327]

"Death is but a door, time is but a window, I'll be back!" is from the sequel to Ghotsbusters.

[frootylupes]

ghostbusters is a flick i 1st saw as a kid

[Momin327]

Kid me not as I say don't you dance with corpses.

[frootylupes]

corpses stink dont they?

[Momin327]

They do look nice.

[frootylupes]

nice or not i wont be dancing with them any time soon

[Momin327]

Soon, Bush will get out of office.

[frootylupes]

office space was funny as hell

[Momin327]

Hell may not freeze over.

[frootylupes]

over there is where i will be

[Momin327]

Be gone, corpse hugger!

[frootylupes]

hugger? whos a hugger?

[Momin327]

Hugger. The diapers you can trust!

[Rogue_0009]

<span style="color:red">Trust no one</span>

[Momin327]

"One to come, and one to go."

[frootylupes]

go away

[Momin327]

Away, put the corpse!

[frootylupes]

corpse is in the ground

[Momin327]

Ground troops, on your mark!

[Rogue_0009]

<span style="color:red">Mark my words, you'll rue the day you crossed me.</span>

[Momin327]

Me, Myself and I, that is...

[mattypo]

is that it?

[Momin327]

It is done.

[mattypo]

Done?...... you have been

[Momin327]

Been there, done that...

[mattypo]

that one, over there

[Momin327]

There it is! I can see it now.

[mattypo]

Now the world shall be mine

[Momin327]

Mine, and mine alone!

[Rogue_0009]

<span style="color:red">Alone and cold, am I.</span>

[Momin327]

I like you too much.

[Darth Darthy]

Much hair grew around Won-Tons belly button much to his dismay

[Javen]

Dismay was intentional when darthy shaved the hair.

[Darth Darthy]

Hair from Won-Ton was shaven and sent to Javen. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Darth Morder]

Javin somebody tell me who Javin is

[Greedo Boy]

Is the one who's gonna beat your butt for mispelling his name, that's the one we call Javen, boy!

[Obidobi]

boy, or Greedo boy as he like to call himself, belives in buttbeating.

[Darth Morder]

buttbeating is something that Greedo Boy likes having done to him. Or so I've been told.

[frootylupes]

told ya so!

[Darth Darthy]

So Won-Ton and his lover, Javen then sneaked off to a quite corner of the room to get intimate.

[frootylupes]

intamate or not there still in the corner together style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/scratchchin.gif

[Obi-Stu]

together is not what they had in mind.

[frootylupes]

mind over matter is what they say