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Queen 'Onna
09-23-2003, 11:23 PM
Bum bum bum hum hum hum.
JediJaina
09-23-2003, 11:30 PM
hum hum hum humming along with the music.
Javen
09-23-2003, 11:37 PM
Music rules the radio.
JediJaina
09-24-2003, 01:27 AM
Radio sometimes plays my favorite song.
Obi-Stu
09-24-2003, 04:41 AM
Song? I feel one coming on...
Rogue_0009
09-24-2003, 09:33 AM
<span style="color:red">On your feet</span>
Javen
09-24-2003, 10:57 AM
Feet, inches and cintimeters.
Obi-Stu
09-25-2003, 09:02 AM
Certimeters from the edge, he was
Javen
09-25-2003, 09:34 AM
Was where he then fell to his life.
Obi-Stu
09-25-2003, 10:56 AM
Life is like that
Javen
09-25-2003, 12:25 PM
That is the question.
Tovor
09-27-2003, 07:24 AM
Question me again and you're fired, you insubordinate, argumentative, smart mouthed, sloppy, dim-whitted, incompetant, gum chewing, foul smelling butt wipe!
Javen
09-27-2003, 06:28 PM
Wipe that smile off your face doo doo mouth!
Obi-Stu
09-29-2003, 02:05 PM
mouth and foot Disease is not at all good.
Javen
10-04-2003, 08:51 PM
Good at last we part.
Obidobi
10-04-2003, 09:13 PM
Part of the rebell alliance and a traitor.
Javen
10-05-2003, 11:58 AM
Traitor seemed to be a pick pocket,
Leia
10-05-2003, 02:32 PM
pocket the change
Rogue_0009
10-05-2003, 10:41 PM
<span style="color:red">Change of scenery would be nice</span>
Javen
10-06-2003, 09:40 AM
Nice people finish last.
flo fett
10-06-2003, 09:49 AM
Last time I was nice I got done over
Javen
10-06-2003, 09:51 AM
Over and over again I spun around in circles until I got sick.
flo fett
10-06-2003, 09:55 AM
Sick? Why did you have to mention that??
Javen
10-06-2003, 11:11 AM
That is my mistake, always saying the wrong things.
Obidobi
10-06-2003, 07:52 PM
Things to say, things to do.
Javen
10-06-2003, 09:43 PM
Do you know what you are saying?
Obidobi
10-06-2003, 10:11 PM
Saying this, or saying that....It doesn't matter.
Javen
10-06-2003, 10:13 PM
Matter of fact, you're drunk.
Obidobi
10-06-2003, 10:27 PM
Drunk? I'm not drunk. I just have a hangover.
Javen
10-07-2003, 12:02 PM
Hangover your balcony and puke.
flo fett
10-07-2003, 04:46 PM
Puke on me and I'll nail your sorry ass to the tree of woe.
Javen
10-07-2003, 05:30 PM
Woe is me. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/huh.gif
Obidobi
10-07-2003, 08:04 PM
Me, myself, Obidobi and Tommy.
Obi-Stu
10-08-2003, 08:41 AM
Tommy did it.
Javen
10-08-2003, 11:24 AM
It is finished.
Obidobi
10-08-2003, 07:57 PM
Finished already?
Javen
10-08-2003, 08:19 PM
Already I am superhuman.
Obidobi
10-08-2003, 08:30 PM
Superhuman is my middle name...
Javen
10-08-2003, 09:16 PM
Name doesn't have any meaning to me.
Mystik_Haze
10-08-2003, 09:25 PM
Me thinks I have a snake in my undies
Javen
10-08-2003, 09:27 PM
Undies now smell like groceries.
Tovor
10-08-2003, 09:28 PM
"Groceries on aisle 6! Lingere on aisle 9!"
Javen
10-08-2003, 09:29 PM
9 inch snake in a womens groceries at cash register 6!
Tovor
10-08-2003, 09:35 PM
6 "D" batteries for woman at register 6, cause that ISN'T a real snake! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif
Obidobi
10-08-2003, 09:36 PM
6 is pronounced sex in Norway.
Tovor
10-08-2003, 09:46 PM
Norway is so cold the dateless men can't use cold showers for relief.
Javen
10-09-2003, 12:04 PM
Relief from 6 D batteries will help.
Obidobi
10-09-2003, 08:05 PM
Help me....You're my only hope....
Javen
10-11-2003, 10:46 AM
Hope and faith is a t.v. show that has nice looking women.
Obidobi
10-12-2003, 01:40 PM
Women is one of my favourite stuff.
Rogue_0009
10-12-2003, 01:44 PM
<span style="color:red">Stuff this in your pipe and smoke it.</span>
Javen
10-12-2003, 03:51 PM
It doesn't fit, should I aquit?
Red-Five
10-19-2003, 09:26 AM
Aquit and the killer goes free.
Obidobi
10-19-2003, 10:39 AM
free Willy please..
Javen
10-19-2003, 11:07 AM
Please jump off a cliff.
Obidobi
10-19-2003, 11:35 AM
Cliff in Cheers love beer.
Rogue_0009
10-19-2003, 10:59 PM
<span style="color:red">Beer kills brain cells</span>
Javen
10-25-2003, 10:42 AM
Cells are in humans.
Rogue_0009
10-26-2003, 10:40 AM
<span style="color:red">Humans are tasty</span>
Red-Five
10-27-2003, 09:12 PM
Tasty like chicken?
Jedi_of_the_North
10-28-2003, 05:28 PM
Chicken doesn't have that I just ate my best friend feeling.
Rogue_0009
10-28-2003, 05:40 PM
<span style="color:red">Feeling down? Try eating some people!</span>
Count Dookie
10-28-2003, 10:34 PM
People for the most part are stupid style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/hehe.gif
Obi-Stu
10-29-2003, 07:55 AM
Stupid, but really crunchy...
Obidobi
11-14-2003, 09:55 PM
Crunchy like Corn flakes.
Momin327
11-21-2003, 12:57 AM
Flakes made of God-knows-what...
Obidobi
11-21-2003, 01:03 AM
What did you say.....
Rogue_0009
11-21-2003, 09:18 AM
<span style="color:red">Say, have you seen my hat??</span>
Momin327
11-21-2003, 07:33 PM
Hat of "The Cat in the Hat" fame?
Obidobi
11-21-2003, 09:38 PM
"Fame" star "Leroy" is dead.
Siri Ruane
11-21-2003, 09:39 PM
Dead is what you'll be if you don't go away.
Momin327
11-21-2003, 09:44 PM
"Away, put your weapon! I mean you no harm!" was Yoda's first phrase spoken directly to Luke on Dagobah.
Siri Ruane
11-21-2003, 10:06 PM
Dagobah is not only the name of a star wars planet, but its a candy bar... only no H on the end. Really.
Momin327
11-21-2003, 10:31 PM
Really. Elvis "sang so good, they'd let him do movies he couldn't act."
Obidobi
11-21-2003, 10:58 PM
Act is something I can't do
Siri Ruane
11-21-2003, 10:59 PM
Do not go any further.
Leia
11-21-2003, 11:02 PM
Further was not the correct word to use in that sentence style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/crazy.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif
Siri Ruane
11-21-2003, 11:05 PM
"Sentence" is a noun. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif
Obidobi
11-21-2003, 11:16 PM
Noun's belong in the classroom.... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif
Momin327
11-21-2003, 11:23 PM
Classrooms that are open are some of the best.
Obidobi
11-21-2003, 11:37 PM
Best, George... A drunk soccer player
Momin327
11-21-2003, 11:38 PM
Player of the year... Siri Ruane?! Boy, did I bet on the wrong horse...
Obidobi
11-21-2003, 11:58 PM
Horse of the year....Darth Darthy
Momin327
11-21-2003, 11:59 PM
Darthy: A term for a female Sith?
Obidobi
11-22-2003, 12:32 AM
Sith spit...What is that?
Darth Darthy
11-22-2003, 12:36 AM
That my friend, was you passing wind with several chunks of solids within.
Momin327
11-22-2003, 12:57 AM
Within you, and without you, life flows on as said by George Harrison.
masterplan
11-22-2003, 01:51 AM
Harrison played for the Eagles in '80
goodwije
11-22-2003, 02:10 AM
'80 also gave us the great movie Flash Gordon, I think
masterplan
11-22-2003, 02:13 AM
Think I'm drunk
Momin327
11-22-2003, 09:13 AM
Drunk as a skunk, masterplan?
Obidobi
11-22-2003, 08:37 PM
Masterplan was something Palpatine thought he had...
Darth Darthy
11-22-2003, 08:50 PM
Had I'd known Obidobi was navigating I'd have had second thoughts about boarding this boat.
Momin327
11-22-2003, 09:46 PM
Boat I stole from Ed McMahon's garage.
Obidobi
11-22-2003, 10:27 PM
Garage bands sucks...
Jedi_of_the_North
11-22-2003, 10:38 PM
Sucks to be you
Obidobi
11-22-2003, 10:44 PM
you are a nice guy
Jedi_of_the_North
11-22-2003, 10:45 PM
Guy Fawkes tried to blow stuff up
Obidobi
11-22-2003, 10:52 PM
up and away
Jedi_of_the_North
11-22-2003, 11:12 PM
AWAY FOUL BEAST!!!!
Obidobi
11-23-2003, 12:10 AM
Beast is a word used in an album made by Iron Maiden.
Obi-Stu
11-24-2003, 10:00 AM
Maiden voyage, it was then the Titanic sank...
Momin327
11-24-2003, 09:57 PM
Sank in the fakest manner I ever saw a boat sink in.
Jedi_of_the_North
11-24-2003, 11:06 PM
In fact, the Edmond Fitzgerald sunk better than it did.
Momin327
11-25-2003, 10:28 AM
Did Wacko Jacko get his yet?
Javen
11-25-2003, 05:12 PM
Yet, people won't let this go.
Jedi_of_the_North
11-25-2003, 05:26 PM
Go away kid, you're bothering me!
Momin327
11-25-2003, 06:15 PM
Me? Let me get a guitar and some Beatle music books, and I'm a happy man.
Javen
11-25-2003, 06:23 PM
Man that is groovy.
Momin327
11-25-2003, 06:27 PM
Groovy as Nixon at the bowling alleys.
flo fett
11-25-2003, 07:34 PM
Alleys shmalleys, If I want to walk in the dodgy parts of Glasgow I will.
Momin327
11-25-2003, 07:38 PM
Will Ringo ever receive the education he needs?
Obidobi
11-25-2003, 09:18 PM
Needs what?
Javen
11-25-2003, 09:49 PM
What are you really trying to say?
Obidobi
11-25-2003, 10:03 PM
Say say say was made by wacko and McCartney....
Javen
11-25-2003, 10:57 PM
McCartney was molested by Jacko.
Momin327
11-25-2003, 10:58 PM
Jacko got the rights to the Lennon/McCartney Beatle lyrics by outbidding Sir Paul.
Obidobi
11-25-2003, 11:05 PM
Paul Ens works for starwars.com
Momin327
11-25-2003, 11:15 PM
starwars.com has ridiculous fees for the "Hyperspace" section, so ridiculous I can't afford to pay.
Obidobi
11-25-2003, 11:41 PM
pay up or have your knees shot....
Momin327
11-26-2003, 12:14 AM
Shot up the torpedo tube on the Enterprise...
Javen
11-26-2003, 11:07 AM
Enterprise is the name of a local paper.
Momin327
11-26-2003, 01:42 PM
Paperback Writer, by the Beatles, is a strange song.
Javen
11-26-2003, 02:15 PM
Song is to sing as singing is to?
Momin327
11-26-2003, 02:44 PM
To us, there is no such word as "songing", so I do not know what the word singing mare relate to.
Obidobi
11-26-2003, 09:09 PM
To be or not to be.....who cares?
Momin327
11-26-2003, 10:34 PM
Cares about Shakespeare? Everyone, because he's a brilliant writer.
Obidobi
11-26-2003, 11:07 PM
Writer or not, I don't care anyway...
Momin327
11-26-2003, 11:12 PM
Anyway you look at it, third party candidates have a slim to nill chance of getting elected.
Obi-Stu
11-27-2003, 09:30 AM
elected by the people
Javen
11-27-2003, 09:43 AM
People, people just bow down and worship me.
Obi-Stu
11-27-2003, 09:51 AM
Me and my dog!
Javen
11-27-2003, 09:53 AM
Dog backwards is god.
Momin327
11-27-2003, 09:56 AM
God, I wish I could learn to play guitar faster.
Obi-Stu
11-27-2003, 09:57 AM
god and faith are words in the bible
Obidobi
11-27-2003, 09:38 PM
faster than the speed of light.

bible is for some the same as the light.
Momin327
11-27-2003, 11:47 PM
Light goes on, light goes off...
Obidobi
11-28-2003, 12:04 AM
off to neverland the children go....
Momin327
11-28-2003, 12:06 AM
Go to jail, Jacko may be.
Obi-Stu
11-28-2003, 09:53 AM
Be sure of that.
Momin327
11-28-2003, 10:35 AM
That is the case, literally!
Obidobi
11-28-2003, 09:26 PM
Literally spoken, someone must pay...
Javen
11-28-2003, 09:27 PM
Pay the piper with pickled peppers.
Momin327
11-28-2003, 09:41 PM
Peppers taste great when grilled...
Obidobi
11-28-2003, 09:51 PM
grilled chicken taste better than bad smelling socks....
Momin327
11-28-2003, 10:04 PM
Socks that smell are the worst in the planet...
Obidobi
11-28-2003, 10:37 PM
Planet Hollywood isn't a place in the milkyway....
Momin327
11-28-2003, 10:39 PM
Milkyway chocolate bars are good afternoon snacks.
Obidobi
11-28-2003, 10:53 PM
Snacks is not good for your stomach......
Javen
11-28-2003, 11:03 PM
stomach is like a grilling skillet.
Obidobi
11-28-2003, 11:12 PM
skillet is a thing that it sometimes is hard to get clean....
Momin327
11-28-2003, 11:13 PM
Clean up Mr. T's act, and you go flying by Mr. T
Javen
11-29-2003, 12:29 PM
T is part of the alphabet whether you like it or not.
Momin327
11-29-2003, 12:42 PM
Not the most honest swooner, is Lando Calrissian.
Obidobi
11-29-2003, 09:52 PM
Calrissian, what kind of lame name is that?
Momin327
11-29-2003, 09:53 PM
That is the name of a car dealership, methinks...
Javen
11-30-2003, 02:40 PM
Thinks is a hard to think up a sentence with.
Siri Ruane
11-30-2003, 02:54 PM
With this word I will make a sentence. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif
Momin327
11-30-2003, 02:54 PM
Sentence for up to 10-20 years, Jacko is facing.
Siri Ruane
11-30-2003, 02:55 PM
Facing what?
Javen
11-30-2003, 04:32 PM
What do Jacko and prison have in common?
Obidobi
11-30-2003, 08:53 PM
Common sense is lacking around here.
Momin327
11-30-2003, 09:55 PM
Here, There, and Everywhere is a song by the Beatles.
Jedi_of_the_North
12-01-2003, 01:01 AM
Beatles sounds like beetles...tasty!
Obi-Stu
12-01-2003, 07:37 AM
Tasty and crispy
Momin327
12-01-2003, 04:21 PM
Crispy, crunchy Butterfinger™!
Siri Ruane
12-01-2003, 07:17 PM
Butterfinger brownies are good.
Momin327
12-01-2003, 08:31 PM
Good evening, to all the senators here at the Galactic Senate
Javen
12-01-2003, 08:54 PM
Senate needs Ted kennedy to resign.
Momin327
12-01-2003, 08:57 PM
Resign from office is what Bush 2.0 should do.
Darth Darthy
12-01-2003, 09:04 PM
Do what you will, and I'll do what I must. However this is all irrelevant for I must take a dump.
Momin327
12-01-2003, 09:05 PM
Dump the cargo in front of Imperials is what Han did when he ran into Imperials while smuggling.
Darth Darthy
12-01-2003, 09:10 PM
Smuggling is what is required when dealing with spice because of arcane laws with no substance or merit to them.
Javen
12-01-2003, 09:43 PM
Them be fighting words, matey.
Jedi_of_the_North
12-01-2003, 09:44 PM
Matey, I'll shiver your timbers!
Darth Darthy
12-01-2003, 09:49 PM
Timbers are a piratey thing of which only a seasoned pirate like myself has any right to speak of. Arrgh.
Javen
12-01-2003, 10:09 PM
Arrgh...Won-ton became a pirate of the seven blasted tu-tu's.
Darth Darthy
12-01-2003, 10:11 PM
Tutu's R Us were delighted almost as much as me when Won-Ton reapeared from the misty depths of the sewer!
Jedi_of_the_North
12-01-2003, 10:24 PM
Sewers are the best way to access many fortresses in any sort of literary genre
Momin327
12-01-2003, 10:28 PM
Genre of any kind in literature is a form of racial profiling.
Jedi_of_the_North
12-01-2003, 10:31 PM
Profiling online users by the sites they visit is an invasion of privacy
Darth Darthy
12-01-2003, 10:37 PM
Privacy wasn't something Won-Ton worried about when prancing his his pink tutu, it was extra airy.
Jedi_of_the_North
12-01-2003, 10:49 PM
Airy is probably not a word one wants to describe what is under one's tu-tu
StarWarsFan1
12-01-2003, 11:00 PM
Tu-tu is what darth vader wears to bed.
Jedi_of_the_North
12-01-2003, 11:02 PM
Bed Time for Bonzo is my favorite Ronald Reagan movie
StarWarsFan1
12-01-2003, 11:10 PM
Moives are the best.
Jedi_of_the_North
12-01-2003, 11:13 PM
Best friends are people on whom you can rely
Momin327
12-01-2003, 11:52 PM
Rely only on yourself, trust your instincts...
Jedi_of_the_North
12-02-2003, 12:48 AM
Instincts are all I have left
Obi-Stu
12-02-2003, 05:32 AM
left behind Won-Ton was
Obidobi
12-02-2003, 09:17 AM
Was I ever finished?
Obi-Stu
12-02-2003, 09:39 AM
This day is almost finished
Momin327
12-02-2003, 04:17 PM
Finished? No, it's just beginning...
Jedi_of_the_North
12-02-2003, 05:00 PM
Beginning a paper the night before it's due is very stressful
Momin327
12-02-2003, 06:53 PM
Stressful is the mere thought of failing school...
Siri Ruane
12-02-2003, 06:55 PM
school sucks
Javen
12-02-2003, 07:29 PM
Sucks began on the gasoline garden hose heist
Jedi_of_the_North
12-02-2003, 08:42 PM
Heist is a much cooler way to say steal
Javen
12-02-2003, 08:58 PM
Steal that police car.
Jedi_of_the_North
12-02-2003, 09:03 PM
Car chases are really fun to watch
Momin327
12-02-2003, 09:10 PM
Come ride in my BMW Z8, their most expensive sports car...
Javen
12-02-2003, 09:17 PM
Car wouldn't get my attention, but that blonde in the black camaro would.
Jedi_of_the_North
12-02-2003, 09:19 PM
Would you be my special neighbor?
Momin327
12-02-2003, 09:24 PM
Neighbor to me could be real painful.
Jedi_of_the_North
12-02-2003, 09:26 PM
Painful experiences are often the best teachers
Momin327
12-02-2003, 09:27 PM
Teachers who teach music are the best teachers in the world...
Jedi_of_the_North
12-02-2003, 09:52 PM
World domination is my ultimate goal!!!!!!
Javen
12-02-2003, 10:00 PM
Goal I made had been lined with traps.
Momin327
12-02-2003, 10:01 PM
Traps the bear instantly. I shall call him Dances with Corpses
Jedi_of_the_North
12-02-2003, 10:03 PM
Corpses are the only friends I have
Momin327
12-02-2003, 11:33 PM
Have I sickened anyone with my name Dances with Corpses in the Senate?
Jedi_of_the_North
12-02-2003, 11:50 PM
Senate members take a lot more than that to sicken
Momin327
12-02-2003, 11:58 PM
Sicken us, dark master...
Jedi_of_the_North
12-03-2003, 12:00 AM
Master wants to take away the precioussss
Momin327
12-03-2003, 12:02 AM
precioussss rings are too dangerous for your health...
Jedi_of_the_North
12-03-2003, 12:19 AM
Health food has very little taste
Momin327
12-03-2003, 12:19 AM
Taste the wrath of Gold Leader!
Jedi_of_the_North
12-03-2003, 01:01 AM
Leader, save me!
Obi-Stu
12-03-2003, 04:43 AM
Me and my fish
Javen
12-03-2003, 11:49 AM
Fish caught a human on humanishing pole.
Jedi_of_the_North
12-03-2003, 04:49 PM
Pole dancing in a hobby of mine
Momin327
12-03-2003, 05:59 PM
Mine alone cannot cast our shameful leader from his post.
Jedi_of_the_North
12-03-2003, 06:26 PM
Post number 907 coming up!
Momin327
12-03-2003, 06:29 PM
"Up and atom!" Radioactive Man shouted...
Jedi_of_the_North
12-03-2003, 06:39 PM
Shouted at for now apparent reason
Momin327
12-03-2003, 11:15 PM
Reason why Andy Kaufmann faked his death?
Jedi_of_the_North
12-04-2003, 01:15 AM
Death is the ultimate high
Obi-Stu
12-04-2003, 07:09 AM
High post counts you two soon will have
Javen
12-04-2003, 11:53 AM
Have you ever just jumped off a mountain for fun?
Jedi_of_the_North
12-04-2003, 12:05 PM
Fun has no place in my life.
Javen
12-04-2003, 12:59 PM
Life sure has a sick sense of humor.
Momin327
12-04-2003, 04:26 PM
Humor and wit are two completely different things
Jedi_of_the_North
12-04-2003, 06:11 PM
Things in my life are confusing
Javen
12-04-2003, 07:27 PM
Confusing things in life are what makes you or breaks you.
StarWarsFan1
12-04-2003, 09:32 PM
You are very stong with the force.
Momin327
12-04-2003, 10:35 PM
Force enemies to bug off when they give you a hard time by working hard...
Darth Darthy
12-04-2003, 10:51 PM
Hard was how Won-Ton felt when he saw Javen wearing is pink tutu whilst doing the cha cha.
Momin327
12-04-2003, 10:58 PM
cha cha is a Latin American dance.
Jedi_of_the_North
12-05-2003, 12:26 AM
Dance like there's no tomorrow
Obi-Stu
12-05-2003, 02:08 AM
"tomorrow, tomorrow, I love ya..."
Momin327
12-05-2003, 05:52 PM
Ya doing, how? - Yoda as Chandler on Friends
Siri Ruane
12-05-2003, 06:08 PM
Friends is a show I do not and will never watch.
Momin327
12-05-2003, 07:36 PM
"Watch for enemy fighters!"
Rogue_0009
12-06-2003, 02:09 PM
<span style="color:red">Fighters are coming in on the left flank</span>
Momin327
12-06-2003, 06:19 PM
Flank them! Flank the stormtroopers!"
Obidobi
12-06-2003, 07:56 PM
Stormtroopers are the blindest dudes in the galaxy when it comes to target shooting....or something... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif
Momin327
12-06-2003, 08:40 PM
Something, by George Harrison, is one of the most beautiful songs sung by the Beatles, or by any band in music history...
Rogue_0009
12-07-2003, 12:27 PM
<span style="color:red">History is quite interesting</span>
Momin327
12-07-2003, 12:29 PM
Interesting, the cow drinks the laxative, and it wants more...
Darth Darthy
12-07-2003, 01:56 PM
More people would begin to hate Won-Ton the more he danced.