Yoda pimps ho's v2.2

[Darth Vegas]

This is a tribute to a great thread, which has seen several previous forms on this board, and the old council and so forth.

Basically what you do is pick a line from a SW film, replace a verb or noun with a tense of "pimp" or "ho." You'll also find some phrases are altered in other ways to further increase the hilarity.

Such as:

"The *****s is what gives a pimp his power. It's an energy field created by all ho's. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together."

"A ho' must have the deepest throat, the dirtiest mind."

"Luke you're going to find that many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view, Anakin was a good ho'. When I first knew him, I was amazed with how strong the *****s were with him, I took it upon myself to train him as a trick turner, I thought that I could pimp him just as well as Yoda, I was wrong."

So have at it everyone!

[Darth Vegas]

uhh...BUMP style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.gif

[Obi-Stu]

Scared this will get lost, hey Bond?

"Look at the size of that pimp!"

[Darth Vegas]

Yeah, I'd hate to see such a good thead go to waste... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/hehe.gif

"It's outrageous, but after four trials, Newt Gunray is still the Viceroy of the Pimp Federation."

[Obi-Stu]

"Where are you taking this...Pimp?"

[Rogue_0009]

I am a pimp, like father before me.

[Mann]

YOu guys forgot the greatest one:

"No Ho, I am your Pimp"

[Obitwokenobi]

I'd rather kiss a pimp.
I can arrange that!

[Obi-Stu]

"The pimp is comming here?"

[Darth Vegas]

Originally posted by Mann@Jun 19 2003, 12:39 PM
YOu guys forgot the greatest one:

"No Ho, I am your Pimp"
Well IMO, the ones I listed in the first post are the greats. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

"I pimped them, I pimped them all, they're ho'd, every single one of them, and not just the men, but the women and the children too!" style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.gif

[Obi-Stu]

"I can't abide these pimps . Disgusting creatures."

[Darth Vegas]

"If you will not be pimped, then you will be destroyed!"

[Obi-Stu]

I hope so, Commander, for your sake. The Pimp is not as forgiving as I am.

[Darth Vegas]

"Many Bothans died, to deliver these ho's..."

[Mann]

"The Pimp is coming here?"

'That is correct Ho, and he is most displeased with your lack of progress"

[Mann]

I suggest a new stragedy Ho, Let the Pimp win.

[Darth Vegas]

Originally posted by Mann@Jun 20 2003, 09:12 PM
"The Pimp is coming here?"

'That is correct Ho, and he is most displeased with your lack of progress"
LOL! I liked that one.

Vader: "What is thy bidding, my Pimp?"

Sidious: "The is a great disturbance in the *****s..."

Vader: "I have felt it."

Sidious: "We have a new enemy, Luke Streetwalker, he could deystroy us."

Vader: "He is just a ho, Obi-Wan can no longer pimp him."

Sidious: "The son of Streetwalker must not become a pimp."

Vader: "If he could be turned, he would become a powerful trick turner."

Sidious: "Yes, yes, he would be a great 'asset', can it be done?"

Vader: "He will blow us or die master!"

[Rogue_0009]

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[Mann]

In ANH

Storm trooper: "How long have you had these Hoes?"

Obi-Wan: "They're up for sale if you want them?"

[Darth Vegas]

"You're a ho?"

"I'm a person and my name is Anakin!"

[Obi-Stu]

The Pimp is dangerous, they all sense it, why can'y you?

[Darth Vegas]

"As my first act with this new authority, I will create a grand ***** house of the Republic, to counter the increasing threats of the Pimps."

[Obi-Stu]

"The pimps will be with you - always"

[Darth Vegas]

"The *****s can have a strong influence on the weak-minded."

[Phil Tinajero]

"Damn ***** I knew you were gonna say that".

[Darth Vegas]

"The ability to deystroy an entire planet is insignificant to the power of the *****s."

[Darth Vegas]

"You must feel the *****s around you..."

[Jango]

EDIT: Jango, stop making comments and play the game or please just skip the thread entirely.

[Mann]

Your all clear pimp now lets blow this ho and go home!

[Darth Vegas]

"They are using a bounty hunter named Jango Fett to create a ho' army!"

[Obi-Stu]

"...My pimp is with them.."

[Darth Vegas]

"You Rebel skank!"

[Obi-Stu]

..."But they're going to pimp her..."

[Darth Vegas]

"What do ya' think, a Prostitute and a guy like me..."

[Darth Vegas]

"No my father didn't fight in the wars he was a pimp in downtown Mos Espa."

[Jango]

he was a pimp?

[Darth Vegas]

Jango please do what Blizz told you.

"But I was going to the Toshi Station to pick up some ho's!"

[Mann]

from TK's contribution

"There is a great disturbance in the ho..."

"I felt something, a ho I've not felt since..."

"The Ho is what gives a Pimp his power..."

"I suggest you give it another try ho, only this time, let go of your conscious self and act on instinct..."

"Through the *****s things you will see other places, the future, the past, old friends long gone..."

"Difficult to see, always in motion the Ho is..."

"For my ally is the Pimp, and a powerful ally it is..."

"Everything is proceeding as I have pimped..."

[Darth Vegas]

"Mos Eisley ***** House, you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and venerial diseases, we must be cautious."

[Obi-Stu]

No sign of life out there, General. The *****s are in place. You'll know if anything comes around.

[Darth Vegas]

"Luke's just not a ho' Owen, he's got too much of his father in him."

[Obi-Stu]

I don't think we can protect two *****s at a time.

[Darth Vegas]

"When I left you I was but a ho', but now I am the Pimp!"

[Miasmo]

"I'm a pimp. Ho tricks don't work on me; only money."

[Obi-Stu]

Sir, it's quite possible this ***** is not entirely stable.

[Darth Vegas]

You know m' lady Count Dooku was once a ho', he couldn't pimp anyone, it's not in his character.

[Obi-Stu]

"You have done well, Lord Vader. And now I sense you wish to continue pimping young Skywalker."

[Darth Vegas]

"I'm Lando Calrissian, I'm the pimp of this facility, and who might you be?"

[Obi-Stu]

Guard! This w***** might be useful. Fit her and take her back to His Excellency's main audience chamber.

[Darth Vegas]

TK-ho21 where is your post? TK-ho21 do you copy!?

[Obi-Stu]

Pimps. We don't need that scum.

[Miasmo]

There you will learn from Yoda, the ho master who pimped me.

[Darth Vegas]

Luke: "I'm not a ho!"

Yoda: "You will be, you will be..."

[Miasmo]

You're all clear, ho. Now let's blow this thing and go home.

[Darth Vegas]

Ho's can think creatively, you will find that they are imensely superior to blow-up dolls...

[Obitwokenobi]

My father was a Pimpagator on a spice freighter during the Clone Wars!

[Darth Vegas]

There was no pimp, I carried him I gave birth to him, I can't explain what happened...

[Miasmo]

Yoda: No, no, stay and help you I will. Hmm? Find your ho.
Luke: I'm not looking for a ho I'm looking for a ho master.
Yoda: Pimp. You seek pimp!

[Obidobi]

This baby belongs to them pimps.
What you got here is a Pimpino
Kyberho.

[Darth Vegas]

Haha, good one Horny! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

I think he's a she, and I think she's a prostitute...

[Obitwokenobi]

Well, then, in that case, we'd better be extra careful

[Obidobi]

"I will not condone a course of ho that will lead us to the pimps."

[Darth Vegas]

You will go to the Shagobah system....there you will learn from Yoda the Pimp Master who instructed me....

[Obidobi]

"I need to ho to the Pimp Council. The situation has become much more pimplicated."


You will go to the Shagobah system....there you will learn from Yoda the Pimp Master who instructed me....

Or like this:
You will go to the Shagobah system....there you will learn from Yoda the Ho Master who pimped me....

[Obidobi]

"My warning yous, Pimps no liken Ho's, so don´t spect a werm pimpcome"

[Darth Vegas]

Ahh, that just ain't right! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

"There's always a bigger pimp..." - Qui-Gon Jinn

[Obidobi]

"Lukes just not a Ho, Owen. He has too much of his Pimp in him.

[Obidobi]

"You must pimp him! Sir, if any of my Ho's or pimps will help, I'll gladly pimp them."



"Ho's out there, pimping in here. Weesa all pimping and no Ho. Whena yousa thinking we are in trouble?"

[Obidobi]

"The pimps has granted me permission to pimp you. You will be a Ho, I promise."

[Darth Vegas]

If you will not be pimped...than you will be de-ho'd!!!

[Obidobi]

Originally posted by TK-007@Jul 26 2003, 05:05 AM
If you will not be pimped...than you will be de-ho'd!!!
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"We'll be pimped for sure. This is madness!"


"Pimp them out. All of them."

[Darth Vegas]

[Obi-Wan waves his left hand in front of the stormtrooper, his other hand sets on top of something bobbing up and down in his robes] with his a wry smile on his face he says with strong suggestion: These aren't the ho's you're looking for...

[bodhisattva yoda]

yoda: i cannot pimp him...
luke...yoda...
yoda: the ho has no patience.
obi- wan: he will learn patience.
yoda: he is too old. yes. too old to begin the pimping.

[Darth Vegas]

But I've turned so many tricks...

[Obi-Stu]

I do, yes, I do! Sick have I become. Old and weak. When nine hundred years old you reach, Pimp as good you will not. Hmm?

[Darth Vegas]

Lando's not a system he's a pimp!

[bluemilk]

"hey hey Han, you old pimp!"

[Darth Vegas]

Without the Pimp the ***** Federation will be lost and confused...

[bodhisattva yoda]

han: boy, you said it chewy! where did you dig up this old pimp?
luke: ben is a great pimp!
han: great at pimping us into trouble!

[Darth Vegas]

If you were to pimp her the reward would be...

[Miasmo]

...would be what?

Well, a lot more ho's than you could imagine.

[Darth Vegas]

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Republic credits don't work on me only *****s! No *****s, no parts, no deal!

[Obidobi]

You have pimped me for the last time...HO!

[Darth Vegas]

Captain Pimp, make ready to land our ho's beyond their energy field, and deploy the skanks so that nothing get's off the system...

[Obidobi]

I heartly pimp with you sir....

[Darth Vegas]

"Now the *****s is what gives a pimp his power..."

[Obidobi]

`Pimp with me...It is the only way....

[Vibroblade]

You can waste time with your ho's when your chores are done....

[Darth Vegas]

"Begun this clone ***** has..."

[Vibroblade]

Since the xp38's came out these ho's just arent in demand...

*(it's been a long time is it sp38's or xp38's or something else )*

[Darth Vegas]

It's one of the two...

I'm not going in there with two Jedi, send the *****...

[Vibroblade]

^nice

The ability to swallow does not make you a ho....

[Darth Vegas]

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"The Senate will not approve the use of *****s before the Seperatist's attack."

[Obidobi]

You must pimp what you feel is right, of course

[Vibroblade]

Yea, but ho's don't pull people's arms out of their sockets when they lose. Pimps are known to do that.

[Darth Vegas]

"I think it is time that we informed the Senate that our ability to use the *****s has dominished."

[Greedo Boy]

I've got a bad feeling about this ho...

[Jors_Dedon]

I dunno if these have been said but...

"Around the ho's a perimeter create." - Yoda

"I must admit, without the pimps it would not have been a victory." - Obi-Wan

"I'm just a simple pimp trying to make my ho's in the universe." - Jango Fett

[Plo Koon]

"*****'s locked, move onto the next one."

[Miasmo]

I suggest a new strategy, ho. Let the pimp win.

[bodhisattva yoda]

luke: but i was going into tashii station to pick up some *****s!

owen: you can waste time with your *****s when your chores are done.

[Count Dookie]

Leia: *Smooch* That was for luck Pimp Daddy!!!!

[Darth Vegas]

You can't take her majesty there it's controlled by the pimps!

[Obidobi]

The pimps are gangsters.....

[Darth Vegas]

Yeah but the pimps aren't looking for her, which gives us the advantage.

[Obidobi]

Oh...pimp me...!

[Darth Vegas]

Vader, you just confront Vader, then only then, a true pimp will you be.

[Obidobi]

I have pimped it...He will ho to you, and you will pimp him before me....

[frootylupes]

may the *****s be with you

darth vader, only you could pimp those hoes
i recognized your pimp hand the moment i was brought on board

[one with many names]

What the hek, though i'll probubly hate my self later.

"We have powerful *****s, your going to enjoy this!"

[Obidobi]

You are unwise to pimp your ho's

[Momin327]

"Victims of the almighty Sarlaac, his excellency hopes that you will die honorably. But should any of you wish to beg for mercy, the great Jabba the Hutt will now listen to your ho's."

[Obidobi]

Jabba the pimp? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif

[Momin327]

Of course, and you know that Leia liked it too. Deep down inside her...

[Greedo Boy]

"Who's the more hoish? The ho, or the ho who follows him?"

[Momin327]

Leia: Han!

Han: Yes, your highnessness?

Leia: I thought you decided to stay.

Han: Well, after the ho we ran into at Ord Mandell, I changed my mind.

[Greedo Boy]

"In my experience, there's no such thing as hos."

[Momin327]

"Look at the size of that ho!"

[Greedo Boy]

"Cut the chatter, ho!"

[Momin327]

"The ho's! They've stopped!"

[Obidobi]

Soon the pimps will be crushed and young Skywalker will be one of ho....

[Momin327]

Imperial officer: We count thirty Rebel ships, Lord Vader. But they're so small, they're evading our turbolasers!

Vader: We'll have to destroy them ship to ship. Get the ho's to their fighters!

[Obidobi]

I am not a pimp!

[Greedo Boy]

"Pimp them out. All of them."

[Obidobi]

I pimped them....not only the men, but the women and the children too. They're like ho's and I pimped them like ho's.....

[Greedo Boy]

"I can't pimp my own father!"

[Obidobi]

A young Pimp named Darth Vader, who was a ho of mine until he
turned to evil, helped the Empire hunt down and pimp the Jedi
Knights. He ho'ed and pimped your father.

[Greedo Boy]

"That's not true! That's pimpossible!"

[Obidobi]

Your fathers pimpsaber. This is the weapon of a PimpKnight.

[Greedo Boy]

"When 900 hos old you reach, not so pimpish will you look."

[Obidobi]

That's your pimp talking.

[Greedo Boy]

"It's not over yet..."

"It is for me, sister. I'm in this for the pimping. I expect to be well hoed."

[Momin327]

"See? My pimp..."

[Obidobi]

I hope so, for your sake.... The pimp is no as forgiving as I am....

[Greedo Boy]

We shall redouble our pimpings...

[Obidobi]

Perhaps I can find new ho's to pimp them.

[Greedo Boy]

"I got your promise. Not a ho..."

"Will you get goin', ya old pimp!"

[Momin327]

"Stabilize your rear deflectors. Watch for enemy ho's!"

[frootylupes]

If this is a pimps ship... where is the hoe?

Commander, tear this ship apart
until you've found those pimps and bring me that hoe. I want her alive!


That malfunctioning little hoe. This is all his fault! He pimped me into going this way, but he'll do no better.


Don't try to frighten us with your pimp's ways, Lord Vader. Your sad devotion to that ancient hoe has not helped you conjure up the stolen data tapes, or given you clairvoyance enough to find the Rebel's hidden fort...

[Momin327]

"And now, your hohness, we will discuss the location of your hidden Rebel pimp..."

[Obidobi]

We're sending a pimp up.

[Momin327]

"Uh, negative! Negative! We have a reactor ho. Give us a few minutes to lock it down. Uh, large ho, very dangerous!"

[Obidobi]

Obi-Wan is here. The pimp is with him.

[frootylupes]

Ready are you? What know you of ready? I have trained pimps for 800 years. My own counsel I'll keep on who is to be trained.


Lando's not a system, he's a pimp. A gambler, con-artist... allaround scoundrel...

I had a dream I was a pimp. I came back here and freed all the hoes... have you come to free us?

[frootylupes]

when 900 hos you reach pimp this good you will not.

[Momin327]

"The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the ho, now I am the pimp!"

[Obidobi]

Ho's matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my ho, do you? Hm?
Mmmm.
And well you should not. For my ally is the pimp. And a
powerful pimp it is. Life creates it, makes it ho. It's energy
surrounds us and binds us. Luminous ho's are we.....not this crude matter. You must
feel the pimp around you. Here, between you...me...the
ho...the pimp...everywhere! Yes, even between ho's and the
pimp!

[frootylupes]

There'll be no escape for the hoe this time.

[Momin327]

"Squad pimps, we've picked up a new group of signals. Enemy ho's headed your way."

[Obidobi]

Tell them we wish to pimp at once.

[Darth Vegas]

10,000! We could almost buy our own how ho' for that!

[Obidobi]

With all due respect, the pimps for the Supreme ho wish to board immediately.

[frootylupes]

There are two hoes down there but I don't see any... wait a second, they're pimps all right. I can see one of them now.

[Obidobi]

I want to be the first one to pimp them all....

[Momin327]

"You look strong enough to pull the ears off a ho!"

[Obidobi]

You Pimps are far too reckless. The Ho would never approve......The Ho trusts my judgment, young pimp. You should too.

[frootylupes]

Yes, hoe. As a matter of fact,
I was just going to see your pimp.
Tell Jabba that I've got his money.

[Momin327]

"I just think you can't let a gorgeous pimp like me out of your sight!"

[frootylupes]

let the wookie pimp

[Momin327]

"Our scout ships have reached Dantooine. They found the remains of a *****house, but they estimate it's been deserted for some time. They are now conducting an extensive search of the surrounding systems."

[frootylupes]

Let him have it. It's not wise to upset a pimp.

[Momin327]

"It is the Pimp you see."

[frootylupes]

That's 'cause droids don't pull hoe's arms out of their socket
when they lose. Pimps are known to do that.

[Momin327]

"We're doomed ! There will be no escape for the ho this time!"

[frootylupes]

Remember, a pimp can feel the hoes flowing through him.

[Momin327]

"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good ho at your side, kid!"

[frootylupes]

You don't believe in the hoes, do you?

[Momin327]

"Kid, I've flown from one side of the galaxy to the other, I've seen a lot of strange ho's, but I don't believe there's this one all-powerful Pimp controlling everything."

[frootylupes]

With the blast shield down, I can't even see. How am I supposed to pimp?

[Momin327]

"Your ho's can deceive you. Don't trust them!"

[frootylupes]

Look, going good against hoes is one thing. Going good against the pimp? That's something else.

[Momin327]

"I told you she would never consciously betray the pimp."

[frootylupes]

Pimp her... immediately!

[Momin327]

"Our position's correct, except... no ho."

[frootylupes]

Thats what I'm trying to tell you, pimp. It ain't there. It's been totally hoed away.

[Momin327]

"Pimped by the Empire."

[frootylupes]

The entire hoefleet couldn't destroy the whole *****house. It'd
take a thousand pimps with more pimp juice than I've...

[Momin327]

"There's another pimp coming in!"

[frootylupes]

It's an Imperial pimp.

[Momin327]

"No, it's a short-range pimp."

[frootylupes]

A hoe that size couldn't get this deep into space on its own.

[Momin327]

"There aren't any *****houses around here, where did it come from?"

[frootylupes]

It's too big to be a ***** house.

[Momin327]

"You can't win, but there are alternatives to pimping."

[frootylupes]

They must be trying to return the stolen plans to the hoe. She may yet be of some use to us.

[Momin327]

"Send a scanning crew aboard. I want every part of the ho checked."

[frootylupes]

I sense something... a presence I haven't pimped since...

[Momin327]

"Yeah, I use them to smuggle ho's. But I didn't think I'd smuggle myself."

[frootylupes]

Damn pimp. I knew that you were going to say that!

[Momin327]

"The ho's all yours. If the scanners pick up anything report it immediately. All right, let's go."

[frootylupes]

You know, between his hoeing and your pimping everything in sight, it's a wonder the whole station doesn't know we're here.

[Momin327]

"Bring em on! I prefer a stright ho with all this sneaking around!"

[frootylupes]

I don't think you hoes can help. I must pimp alone.

[Momin327]

"I want to pimp with you!"

[frootylupes]

Ben is a great pimp.

[Momin327]

"Well, anything is better than just sitting here waiting for them to pimp us up!"

[frootylupes]

Well, who... who has he pimped?

[Momin327]

"Hoess Leia."

[frootylupes]

The hoess? She's here?

[Momin327]

"Hoess?"

[frootylupes]

Oh, no! We've got to pimp something.

[Momin327]

"The droids pimped her, she's the one in the message, we've got to pimp her!"

[frootylupes]

Now, look, don't get any funny ideas. The old pimp wants us to wait right here.

[Momin327]

"But he didn't know she was here! Find a way to pimp in that detention block..."

[frootylupes]

They're going to pimp her. Look, a few minutes ago you said you didn't want to just wait here to be hoed. Now all you want to do is pimp.

[Momin327]

"Marching into the Detention *****house is not what I had in mind!"

[frootylupes]

I can't pimp a thing in this helmet.

[Momin327]

"Where are you taking this... ho?"

[frootylupes]

hoe transfer from Block 1138

[Momin327]

"We gotta find out which cell this ho of yours is in. Here it is! 2187! You go and get her, I'll hold them here!"

[Obidobi]

Inform the ho that Lord Vader's pimp has arrived.

[Momin327]

"The pimp is coming here?"

[Obidobi]

Split up and head back to the ho. See if you can get a few of those Pimp fighters to follow you.

[Momin327]

"We have powerful pimps. You're going to regret this..."

[Obidobi]

We've got to give those ho's more time. Concentrate all fire on that Super Pimp.

[Momin327]

"The blast came from the Death Pimp! That's thing's operational!"

[Obidobi]

What of the reports of the Rebel pimps massing near Sullust?

[Momin327]

"Bring me Solo and the ho! They will all suffer for this outrage!"

[Obidobi]

Send the ho's to the far side of Pimpdor.
There it will stay until called for.

[Momin327]

"I think my eyes are getting better. Instead of a big dark ho, I see a big light ho."

[Obidobi]

Well, Dex, if pimps could think, we wouldn't be here, would we?

[Momin327]

"The son of Skywalker must not become a pimp!"

[Rogue_0009]

They're using a pimp named Jango fett to create a ho army.

[Momin327]

"Qui-Gon would never have pimped you!"

[frootylupes]

No... .no! Mesa stay... Mesa yous humble hoe.

[Momin327]

"Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your pimp."

[frootylupes]

What about hoe? Is she free too? You're cuming, aren't you, hoe?

[Momin327]

"Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as pimp and ho!"

[frootylupes]

ANAKIN:Will I ever pimp you again?

SHMI:What does your hoe tell you?

ANAKIN:I hope so... yes... I guess.

[Momin327]

"Ben, why didn't you pimp me?"

[frootylupes]

Anakin Skywalker, pimp Obi-Wan Kenobi.

[Momin327]

"We have powerful pimps. You're going to regret this..."

[frootylupes]

With this Naboo hoe you must stay, Qui-Gon. Pimp her.

[Momin327]

"Oh, I can't bear to pimp!"

[frootylupes]

Afraid to pimp her... I think.

[Momin327]

"A Jed-hi Pimp?! I'm out of it for a while, Chewie. Every gets these ho's of grandeur!"

[frootylupes]

i am a jedi pimp, like my father before me

[Momin327]

"If you will not be pimped, you will be destroyed!"

[frootylupes]

I know. And I know young Pimpwalker is with them. Bring in the patrol ships, hoe, and set your course for the Hoth System. General Veers prepare your pimps...

[Momin327]

"Two ho's against a pimp?"

[Obidobi]

Look, going good against pimps is one thing. Going good against
the ho's? That's something else.

[frootylupes]

... she is more hoeish than I thought.

[Momin327]

"Rogue group, use your harpoons and ho cables. Go for the legs, it might be our only chance to pimp them!"

[frootylupes]

We seem to be made to pimp. It's our lot in life.

[Momin327]

"Pimp it!"

[frootylupes]

This is a pimp ship.
Were on a dip-hoe-matic mission.

[frootylupes]

What I really need is a hoe that understands the binary languages of pimp vaporators.

[Obidobi]

You're a part of the Rebel ho...and a pimp. Take her away!

[Momin327]

"I'm Luke Skywalker, I'm here to pimp you!"

[Obidobi]

We intercepted no ho's. Aaah....This is a pimp ship. Were on a pimplomatic mission.