Whitesaber and Plo Koon's Pub Part 2

[Whitesaber]

Ah, yes. The prophetic part 2!! Special thanks to all who posted in the previous one and made it such a success! I love you all!!

Post away, and drinks are on me.

[Plo Koon]

Females: The kissing rule is still effective.

[Whitesaber]

BTW, in case you haven't noticed, you're no longer the padawan of the pub, Plo. You're a Pub Master now. Congrads.

Hmmm... blast, I can't seem to close my old pub down. What gives?

[Plo Koon]

I think that option was erased and now we can just delete threads. Ohhhh mods!

[Javen]

YAY! okay, I will take a Vodka, a chair and a Flo to start this thread off right.

[Whitesaber]

*Give Javen everything* What happened to the dart contest?

[Javen]

I don't know, but I have been sharping my skills, throwing ideas around, pointing in the right directions, Darting places fast, edging up on the competition. *snare *bass drum ta dah!

[Plo Koon]

That reminds me, the pool tournament starts now. Anyone want to sign up?

[Javen]

*looks around* I'll sign up. Holes are fun.

[Whitesaber]

Holes are fun? Hmmm... especially Flo's, right Javen? *snare *bass drum ta dah!

[Queen 'Onna]

Hit me.

[Whitesaber]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/satisfied.gif Gladly...

[Queen 'Onna]

No give me somein to drink.

[Whitesaber]

:look: Oh... here, take this Ruby Bliels, sweetie.

[Queen 'Onna]

*Drinks it fast *Thanks

[Whitesaber]

Could I get you something else? A drink? A massage, possibly?

[Queen 'Onna]

Both sounds good.

[Whitesaber]

Okay. *Gives Queenie another drinkie while massaging her shoulders* Does this do? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

[Leia]

Originally posted by Plo Koon@May 20 2003, 04:01 PM
Females: The kissing rule is still effective.
what's this rule?

[Whitesaber]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif Well hellooo, Leia. This rule says that any female that comes in and orders a drink has to kiss the bartenders, namely me and Plo Koon. Of course, most just ignore it or slap us.

[Leia]

lol. I don't know, in your case I might comply style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif Plo Koon might be a little young style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif But I don't know any alcoholic drinks!!

[Queen 'Onna]

I'll kiss you Whitesaber.

[Javen]

Originally posted by Whitesaber@May 20 2003, 04:25 PM
Holes are fun? Hmmm... especially Flo's, right Javen? *snare *bass drum ta dah!
LOL! That's why I like you so much, you get my stupidity and steal my *snare bass drum ta dah's!

[JediJaina]

*sneaks in sits in a corner* style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/hehe.gif

[Dark_Jedi]

Congradulations on the most successful Pub on the Senate. Is your free drink offer still in effect?

[Plo Koon]

Originally posted by Leia@May 20 2003, 06:13 PM
lol. I don't know, in your case I might comply style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif Plo Koon might be a little young style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif But I don't know any alcoholic drinks!!
I'm 14. Is that too young. It's just on the cheek.

[Marbleman]

*MM enters the pub and the denizens stare at him suspiciously*

so. . . youre pub has had some success, mr whitesaber and mr plo. im glad for you of course. no hard feelings for my attempt to incarcarate you for your crimes against the state, right whitesaber? good man. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sneaky2.gif

[jedi_freak]

I'll take a pint of Guiness, if ya don't mind. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

[JediJaina]

I see a lot of youngins! :look:

[Angel Starmaster]

*Pokes head in the door* Hmmm. Sumtin' wrong here. Why are a buncha youngun's sittin around drinking. Don't you kids have any ambition to do real things with your lives? No, you all just want to sit around on your duffs and develop beer-guts. Seriously, some people's offspring! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mad.gif

[Amethyst]

This rule says that any female that comes in and orders a drink has to kiss the bartenders, namely me and Plo Koon. Of course, most just ignore it or slap us.

*Pouts.* Oi, I don't ignore you OR slap you!!! And unless I'm sick, I don't cheek-kiss, either. ~.~

Is your free drink offer still in effect?

... Ne~... wasn't the free drink offer part and parcel of the kissing the bartenders deal? 0.o

Why are a buncha youngun's sittin around drinking. Don't you kids have any ambition to do real things with your lives? No, you all just want to sit around on your duffs and develop beer-guts.

*Puffs out chest, mock-offended.* Hey. I'll be seventeen next week, thank you kindly. And I never have anything alcoholic when I'm here, either. So there.

*Turns back to the boys and smiles sweetly.* Now could one of you two darlings be so nice as to please get me a chocolate milk? ^^

[JediKeri.]

Originally posted by Angel Starmaster@May 21 2003, 12:14 PM
*Pokes head in the door* Hmmm. Sumtin' wrong here. Why are a buncha youngun's sittin around drinking. Don't you kids have any ambition to do real things with your lives? No, you all just want to sit around on your duffs and develop beer-guts. Seriously, some people's offspring! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mad.gif
Youngin? You sir have guts, I am not one of those. Still sit and have a drink. Plo, another Pepsi on the rocks for Angel here please?

*smiles sweetly as she kicks out the chair and gestures for Angel to sit*

[Plo Koon]

*Fixes up a pepsi and gives it to Angel* Most of the drinks in here are NOT alcoholic.

[Leia]

Originally posted by Plo Koon+May 20 2003, 07:00 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Plo Koon @ May 20 2003, 07:00 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-Leia@May 20 2003, 06:13 PM
lol. I don't know, in your case I might comply style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif Plo Koon might be a little young style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif But I don't know any alcoholic drinks!!
I'm 14. Is that too young. It's just on the cheek. [/b][/quote]
Oh sure, I'll give you a kiss on the cheek style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif What should I order?

[Plo Koon]

*Grin* How bout' a Ruby Blails?

[Plo Koon]

Here's a little something...

[Leia]

ok, gimme a Ruby Bliels. What's is it anyway?

[Plo Koon]

What is it: The best drink in Star Wars. Okay, yes it is fictional but who cares if it is. We manged to get it into the real world perfectly.

[Plo Koon]

Guess what happened in the Singles Cantina, I let a romp rat out of the bag and now it shall be an annoyance to every patron.

[Trilogist]

I would sign up for the pool tournament, but I can't seem to grasp material objects.

*the Force spirit of Trilogist dematerializes*

[Javen]

You know, it seems kinda weird, but this part 2 Pub has all but been Whiteless. Lets look at the facts PLo becomes Master Pubist, then Whitesaber disappears. Quite a conspiracy going on here...

Oh, and I will have an Orange Juice I'm on a diet.

[Master_MJade]

hmmm odd...

i'll have rum and coke...

and i have a non-alcolholic (sp?) drink to introduce

[Amethyst]

Guess what happened in the Singles Cantina, I let a womp rat out of the bag and now it shall be an annoyance to every patron.

Yes. Or at least, it would have been, until Clara pounced and killed it... And then decided to gut and deep fry it for her patrons' dinner. ~.~ Madwoman... That's it, I'm staying right here where it's sane... or semi-sane... or at least where I'm sure I won't get food poisoning. >.>;;;

And I'm still waiting for my chocolate milk, by the way, Plo. *Bats her lashes prettily at him.*

[Plo Koon]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/inlove.gif
Here ya go. *Hands the lovely Ami a glass of chocolate milk*

Grrr. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mad.gif yes I read. I think I'll have a piece of that rat. I heard womp rats are pretty good this time of year. And, hey, it is MY womp rat.

[bodegage]

Pokes head in door and looks around before entering. Sits down ont he barstool.

"I guess I'm a youngin but oh well! I'll have a Bombay Sapphire if you have it!"

[Whitesaber]

*Plo Koon heads back to make some more chocolate milk for later. He opens the refrigerator to get the milk and chocolate syrup. Suddenly, the cold, stiff body of Whitesaber falls out of the refrigerator, landing on the ground and causing White's left arm to shatter*

07:59:57 AM...07:59:58 AM... 07:59:59 AM... 08:00:00 AM

[Amethyst]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/inlove.gif
Here ya go. *Hands the lovely Ami a glass of chocolate milk*
Ah, thankies, Plo!!! ^^ *Gestures for him to come closer, a mischievous little smirk in place, then leans over the counter and kisses him on the lips.* Since I'm no cheap, cheek-kissing customer. ^~ *Tosses her hair back out of her face lightly and sips her chocolate milk.*

[Whitesaber]

^ Ignorance is bliss....

[Javen]

Originally posted by Whitesaber@May 22 2003, 04:54 PM
*Plo Koon heads back to make some more chocolate milk for later. He opens the refrigerator to get the milk and chocolate syrup. Suddenly, the cold, stiff body of Whitesaber falls out of the refrigerator, landing on the ground and causing White's left arm to shatter*

07:59:57 AM...07:59:58 AM... 07:59:59 AM... 08:00:00 AM
Dear God no!! It can't be! There is no more chocolate milk! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unhappy.gif

[Whitesaber]

*snare bass drum ta dah

[Plo Koon]

Originally posted by Whitesaber@May 22 2003, 05:54 PM
*Plo Koon heads back to make some more chocolate milk for later. He opens the refrigerator to get the milk and chocolate syrup. Suddenly, the cold, stiff body of Whitesaber falls out of the refrigerator, landing on the ground and causing White's left arm to shatter*

07:59:57 AM...07:59:58 AM... 07:59:59 AM... 08:00:00 AM
What the, what were you doing in there?!

[Javen]

Originally posted by Whitesaber@May 22 2003, 05:49 PM
*snare bass drum ta dah
*sigh* I thought you were dead?

[Whitesaber]

I was looking for somethings when someone pushed me in and shut the door. I think it was Amethyst getting back at me for flirting with Clara. No biggie. I just lost a whole freaking arm, that's all. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

[Javen]

Do you need a *hand out of the fridge? *snare bass drum ta dah

[Whitesaber]

No thanks, I'm thinking about sueing the owners of this bar for injury money... BLAST IT!!!!!

[Plo Koon]

Who are the owners anyway?

[Whitesaber]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif Us two.

[Whitesaber]

Originally posted by Queen 'Onna@May 20 2003, 05:17 PM
I'll kiss you Whitesaber.
Bring it on! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

[Whitesaber]

Originally posted by Leia@May 20 2003, 05:13 PM
lol. I don't know, in your case I might comply style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif Plo Koon might be a little young style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif But I don't know any alcoholic drinks!!
I love this rule... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/inlove.gif

[Plo Koon]

Originally posted by Whitesaber@May 22 2003, 07:06 PM
style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif Us two.
You want to sue yourself?

Queenie, what about me?

[Whitesaber]

It was a joke... you know, the *snare bass drum ta dahs. Nevermind...

[Marbleman]

you guys got any food? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/huh.gif

*grumble. grumble*

[Whitesaber]

Freshly shattered arm... uh, hows about Frito Pie?

[Marbleman]

Originally posted by Whitesaber@May 22 2003, 06:19 PM
uh, hows about Frito Pie?
frito pie? well ill take it. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

*crunch crunch scream crunch crunch scream*

why is my pie screaming? you didnt put something special in it did you?

or someone?

[Plo Koon]

*A rancor jumps out of MM's pie* Isn't cooking Saeth's job here?

[Whitesaber]

*Hurt look* You don't trust me? Come on! Hey, I don't trust you either, but you are my friend. *Looks in Frito Pie* Sweet Lord, look what we got here. I'll just order a pizza, then. What do you want in it?

[Plo Koon]

Um in case you didn't notice, White, THE RANCOR WANTS TO EAT YOU!

[Marbleman]

um. . . anything vegetable. im not in the mood for meat right now.

*MM calls his doctor.*

"anything i could get from undercooked monster flesh? . . . yea. . . ring worms? . . . s***"

[Whitesaber]

*Gets eaten* *Rancor spits White out and he lands on the ground* Why do all the bad things happen to me?

[Plo Koon]

*Gets ontop of the rancor's head, ignites his lightsaber and drills it into the top of the rancor* Sorry if that was a little too gruesome.

[Whitesaber]

New sign on Pub window: Speedy Jedi Service provided by Plo Koon

[Marbleman]

*ambulance comes and takes MM away*

hey wait i paid for that pizza. just wait a sec. . .

*three ringworms crawl out of his bellybutton*

HURRY UP! GET ME OUT OF HERE!

[Whitesaber]

We'll tell you how the pizza tasted! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif *One of the worms fall to the ground and quickly reaches Whitey's foot. It drills into his toe and burrows into his foot* Oh, crapage!!!!!!

[Javen]

This is your last chance Jabbasaber. Free us or die.

[Whitesaber]

*Belly laughs* Are you saying I'm a useless fat slug-like creature?! That's it, put him in the pit, Plo!!! Wait... I've got a better idea... get the torure chamber ready!

[Plo Koon]

My forst victim, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. *Ties Javen to a chair and goes down to the basement* style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sly.gif

[Whitesaber]

Go easy on him, this is his first offense. Besides, I love the Honorable punster.

[Leia]

Well, I never got my Ruby Bliels, but I'm not sure I want it now. There are some nasty things going on in here!!

[Plo Koon]

I'm sorry. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unhappy.gif

[Javen]

Oh...you two are gonna pay for this. Especially the tab I ran up down the street.The bottles I broke, and FloJaven jrs diapers. *ahem* anyway, I 'll think of somehow getting out of this.

[Leia]

Originally posted by Plo Koon@May 22 2003, 07:18 PM
I'm sorry. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unhappy.gif
*Leia pecks Plo on the cheek just cause he looked so pitiful and despite the fact that he still hasn't gotten her drink!*

[Justin]

Pfft.

[Trilogist]

*Whitesaber and Plo Koon take Javen to the basement torture chamber. Javen whines in protest, begs for mercy, and threatens reprisals to no avail. Whitesaber, with an evil smirk, nods to Plo Koon. Plo laughs in understanding and moves toward Javen.

Suddenly, the roar of the krayt dragon fills the entire pub. Whitesaber and Plo get spooked and run away.

A figure in the distance approaches and unties Javen. He removes his hood. It is Trilogist.*

Just try and relax. Your eyesight will return in time. Right now you have to get out of this basement and get to safety. Whitesaber and Plo Koon are easily startled, but they will be back. And in greater numbers. You will go to Dagobah. There you will learn from Tovor, the Jedi Master who instructed me.

Whew! And I thought these pubs smelled bad from UPSTAIRS!

*the Force spirit of Trilogist dematerializes*

[Plo Koon]

Originally posted by Leia+May 22 2003, 08:42 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Leia @ May 22 2003, 08:42 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-Plo Koon@May 22 2003, 07:18 PM
I'm sorry. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unhappy.gif
*Leia pecks Plo on the cheek just cause he looked so pitiful and despite the fact that he still hasn't gotten her drink!* [/b][/quote]
You're one of the sweetest. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/inlove.gif

[Justin]

Give me a break.

[Plo Koon]

Justin, ignore it, shut up, and have yourself a drink.

[Justin]

Ooh, you did not just tell me to shut up. Calm yerself boy, or ye'll feel the back o' me hand!

[Marbleman]

*MM crashes into the entrance; he has become a hideous monstrosity! he is covered in wriggling ringworms, and holding the severed arm of his most recent victim. he runs up to the bar, screaming inhumanly! ! !*

ill have a fruit punch.

[Plo Koon]

*Hands MM his drink* That'll be $6.95 plus tax.

[Trilogist]

Originally posted by marbleman84@May 22 2003, 09:28 PM
*MM crashes into the entrance; he has become a hideous monstrosity! he is covered in wriggling ringworms, and holding the severed arm of his most recent victim. he runs up to the bar, screaming inhumanly! ! !*

ill have a fruit punch.
*In full materialized form, Trilogist rides in on his trusty steed, Yakul.*

Calm your fury, O mighty lord! Whatever you may be, god or demon, please leave us in peace!

*the writhing, wormy MM continues his rampage while drinking the fruit punch*

Go back please! Leave our pub alone! Stop, please stop!

*Trilogist pulls out a bow and arrow and shoots the wormy MM in the eye. MM shrieks in pain and hatred. Some of the wriggling worms swarms at Trilogist and wraps around his arm. He fires several more arrows at MM. MM stops his rampage and falls to the ground. Many of the patrons gather around the wounded Trilogist. They look at his arm.*

Don't touch it, this wound is evil.

*Stands up and faces the fallen MM.*

O nameless god of rage and hate, I bow before you. A mound will be raised and funeral rites performed on this ground where you have fallen. Pass on in peace and bear us no hatred.

*The fallen MM lays still, but speaks.*

Disgusting little creatues. Soon all of you will feel my hate. And suffer as I have suffered.

*The writhing wiggling worms melt away, leaving only the previous form of MM.*

[Marbleman]

Originally posted by Trilogist@May 22 2003, 10:53 PM
*The writhing wiggling worms melt away, leaving only the previous form of MM.*
*the previous form of MM looks up, angrily.*
$6.95 plus tax? what the HELL?

*a lone ringworm slthers towards MM's face vengefully.*
hey HEY HEEEEY HEEEE - *gulp*

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/huh.gif :bored: style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/happy.gif

. . .

that was delightful!

[Trilogist]

You're welcome. And will somebody please sever my arm? It's killing me!

[JediJaina]

*watches the drama unfold in a corner*

[bodegage]

Um, since you haven't brought my drink yet I'm changing my order. I'd like a Vanilla Coke on the rocks, shaken not stirred.

[Plo Koon]

Shaken, huh? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sly.gif *Fixes up a vanilla coke and gives it to bobrgage*

[JediKeri.]

You guys scared away Angel, he just ran out the door.

*Keri glowers from her chair*

[Angel Starmaster]

*Pokes head up above the table* Naw, Ah'm...(hic!) Ah'm shtill here! ...Ah think shomeone shlipped a Yodie into my Pepshi, though...ah, well...bottomsh uh-(hic)-up! *Tips the glass back and falls beneath the table yet again.* :roll:

[JediKeri.]

*rolls her eyes*

Us soldiers always getting drunk.

*pulls angel up by the coller of his shirt and flings him across the room to the dunk tanks with the Force, and dunks him.*

[Angel Starmaster]

*Upon surfacing he holds up an unsteady finger*.............ah ain't no sholdier.........Ah'ma Shailor! Ah'ma SHAAAIIILLLIIINNNGGG Jedi!.....Ah float! (Hic!) *Loses conciousness*

[JediKeri.]

Eh whatever...your ranks are almost all the same....

*levitates Angel out and puts him on a tanning bed in the corner closes the lid and turns it on*

[Angel Starmaster]

*Theres a brief moment of silence after the lid snaps shut. Then...*

SHAILING, SHAILING O'RE TH' MOUN'N MAIN...!!!

[JediKeri.]

Plo!!!!!!! What'd you slip him???

Angel put a sock in it! I hate that song.

*turns up the heat.*

[Angel Starmaster]

Oh...okay....

*silence....then....*

AAAAANCHORSH AWAY MY BOYSH! AAAAANCHORSH AWAAAAYYYY....!!!

*the walls begin to vibrate, windows begin to spiderweb. Krogners glasses shatter over in the "Ask Krogner" thread...*

[JediKeri.]

*Flips open the lid and reveals a sunburned Angel*

Hehehe, your toasted Angel, and quiet that racket will ya? Your gonna bring down the entire senate with that voice of yours.

*Levitates a bucket of Ice water over his head and dumps it on Angel*

[Plo Koon]

To describe this in one word: SABATAGE!

[JediKeri.]

*shakes her head*

Plo buddy I didn't want to do this, but this is for your own good.

*levitates the leftover ice bucket that she was gonna dump on Angel over Plo's head. Lets it settle then dumps it on him*

Next time use a different brand of Alcohol. This one makes him sing off key and it hurts my ears!`

[Angel Starmaster]

Drrriiiinnnk to th' foooaaa...*gets hit with the ice water* aaaWWWHHOOAA!!! *Sits up and stares down at himself* AGH! What?...What happened to my gloriously pastey complexion!? I look like a Chiss eyeball!

*Begins weeping uncontrollibly*

[Plo Koon]

*Goes to the back of the pub and takes a warm shower*

[Angel Starmaster]

*Sniffles, looks around*

I had a pepsi...where's my Pepsi, I never finished it.

*Spies the unfinished Pepsi sitting innocently on the table next to Jedikeri*

Oh, there it is.

*Begins to crawl miserably towards the pepsi, theme from Jaws begins to play.*

[Amethyst]

^ Ignorance is bliss...

Oooh, jealous are we? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sly.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif Maybe try getting the drink for me before Plo does next time. ^~ *Grins at Plo.*

I was looking for somethings when someone pushed me in and shut the door. I think it was Amethyst getting back at me for flirting with Clara. No biggie. I just lost a whole freaking arm, that's all. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

Hey!!! Do I really look that horrible to you? I may be a vicious little German at times, but not like that, White. You should know that. *Pouts, lifting her glass of chocolate milk.* Honestly. I'm offended. *Sips the drink and sets about ignoring Whitesaber.*

By the way, Plo, I love your avatar. ^-^

or at least where I'm sure I won't get food poisoning. >.>;;; - Amethyst

*crunch crunch scream crunch crunch scream*

why is my pie screaming? you didnt put something special in it did you? or someone?

*A rancor jumps out of MM's pie* Isn't cooking Saeth's job here?

*Looks in Frito Pie* Sweet Lord, look what we got here. I'll just order a pizza, then.

*three ringworms crawl out of his bellybutton*

*Stares blankly at the lot of them throughout the incident.* ... *Eyes her chocolate milk.* ... I think... *Pushes it away from her across the counter.* ... I take that back...

*Ignores most of the following happenings, idly inspecting her nails, occasionally glancing up and arching a brow at Trilogist or chuckling at Angel's singing.*

*Goes to the back of the pub and takes a warm shower*

*Watches him go, the sound of the shower sounding from the back room a few minutes later. Sits pondering to herself with a mischievous little smirk. Gets up after a moment and sneaks off into the back, smiling innocently at White as she passes him, then snickering.* XP *Grabs a towel as she enters the bathroom.*

\A moment later, from the back room:\ *SMACK!!!* "AAAAACK!!! What the- A-AMI!?!" *Jeering laughter.* "Why you-!!! HEY!!! GET BACK HERE, MISSY!!!"

*Darts out of the back room, in a fit of giggles. Flops back down on her stool and sighs deeply, still chuckling. Smirks wickedly and sips her remaining chocolate milk.* Better savour this one, I might not be getting another drink for quite a while. X3 *Snickers to herself.*

[JediJaina]

*still observing from a corner the amusing scene*

[Plo Koon]

*Walks out of the shower with his clothes on again. Looks to all the patrons and they look at him. He waves his at them* You will forget about this.

Patrons: (hypnotyized) I will forget about this.

[Amethyst]

Well, if not everyone else, I for one certainly won't. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif Mind tricks don't work on me. Only kisses. *Winks at Plo and grins, the rim of her glass touching her lower lip. Sips the chocolate milk and sets it down again.*

[Plo Koon]

I will NEVER take another shower here again. Or next time I'll seal door.

[Amethyst]

*Pouts.* style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.gif

[Plo Koon]

You will be thrown into the torture chamber if you...
1. Mess with me
2. Mess with White
3. Mess with Ami
4. Don't laugh at any of Tovor's jokes if he comes in
5. Bash against Anime
6. Dance around naked (Applys to males only)
7. Fart in the clearing and not in the bathroom
8. Start a fight

[Leia]

Plo! I still haven't gotten my drink! lol. And guys, what's with the worms and stuff. Trilogist and MM, you guys are getting a little wieid here

[Marbleman]

leia just dont eat any pie here.
*MM quiefs in the clearing and not in the bathroom. as the gas dissapates, plo walks over, looks at him angrily, and takes out his saber*

m m m mmmmm. hey wheres my vegepizza? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/satisfied.gif

[bodegage]

Originally posted by Plo Koon@May 23 2003, 07:42 AM
Shaken, huh? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sly.gif *Fixes up a vanilla coke and gives it to bobrgage*
Why thanks! *quickly gulps down drink*

Now do you have any Bombay Saphire?

[Plo Koon]

Originally posted by Leia@May 23 2003, 05:42 PM
Plo! I still haven't gotten my drink! lol. And guys, what's with the worms and stuff. Trilogist and MM, you guys are getting a little wieid here
What would you like?

[Javen]

Originally posted by Plo Koon@May 23 2003, 02:44 PM
You will be thrown into the torture chamber if you...
1. Mess with me
2. Mess with White
3. Mess with Ami
4. Don't laugh at any of Tovor's jokes if he comes in
5. Bash against Anime
6. Dance around naked (Applys to males only)
7. Fart in the clearing and not in the bathroom
8. Start a fight
As much business as I've given you, and I have been with the Pub since the beginning. You leave me out of the list?

[Plo Koon]

9. Mess with Javen
10. Mess with Leia

[Whitesaber]

*Gives Leia three free drinks plus two dozens of roses* I hope this is good enough. Honestly, one day goes by and you get ignored?!? Sorry about the wait, sweetie.

Oooh, jealous are we? Maybe try getting the drink for me before Plo does next time. ^~ *Grins at Plo.*

I'm just stating that you've been ignoring me since the incident at the Singles Cantina. You seem happier, thus I posted the above. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.gif Seriously...

Say, Plo. Add mess with Flo and Mess with Amethyst while you're at it. Even though Ami's been ignoring me *sticks tongue out*...

[Whitesaber]

Incidental funniness: the link at the end of this forum's thread reads, "back to life."

[Plo Koon]

It says Mess with Ami there you know.

[Plo Koon]

What? No comments on my sig?

[Whitesaber]

Studness is mine. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/cool.gif Thankies, Plo!

[Marbleman]

plo, add an 11th rule about feeding me dangerous, maggot infested food. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/huh.gif

[Trilogist]

and add the rule about being an ungracious ingrate despite Trilogist saving lives (and the pub) besides saving the world three times in the past year!!!

Seriously ...

[Tovor]

You will be thrown into the torture chamber if you...
1. Mess with me
2. Mess with White
3. Mess with Ami
4. Don't laugh at any of Tovor's jokes if he comes in
5. Bash against Anime
6. Dance around naked (Applys to males only)
7. Fart in the clearing and not in the bathroom
8. Start a fight

I just came in and noticed #4. In regard to the other rules, I don't need to be thrown into any torture chamber...I'm already practicing self abuse. And I farted too. Now who do I have to sleep with to get a drink around here?

[JediKeri.]

Plo get Angel a real Pepsi this time. And no you can't spike it!

*dumps Angel's first Pepsi*

[Leia]

Originally posted by Whitesaber@May 23 2003, 09:13 PM
*Gives Leia three free drinks plus two dozens of roses* I hope this is good enough. Honestly, one day goes by and you get ignored?!? Sorry about the wait, sweetie.
"Thanks!" *Leia gives Whitesaber a big smooch cause he's such a sweetie* style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif (I hope Justin's not reading this! lol)

[bodegage]

What is it you do here?

[Plo Koon]

1. Mess with me
2. Mess with White
3. Mess with Ami
4. Mess with Tovor
5. Bash against Anime
6. Dance around naked (Applys to males only)
7. Fart in the clearing and not in the bathroom
8. Start a fight
9. Mess with Javen
10. Mess with Leia
11. Feed MM maggot infested food

Self-abuse, Tovor? Exactly how often does Lara slap you?

[Marbleman]

Originally posted by Trilogist@May 24 2003, 01:26 AM
and add the rule about being an ungracious ingrate despite Trilogist saving lives (and the pub) besides saving the world three times in the past year!!!

Seriously ...
what do you want me to say, trilogist? "thanks for killing my ringworms?" it was embarrassing enough as it was, now i have to grovel! fine.

*MM gets on his knees and begs trilogist for forgiveness for his sin of apathy*

happy now? all my dignity is laid to bear. well at least now i dont have to worry about keeping face. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/bigsmile.gif

[Plo Koon]

And if you do 1, 2, or 3(espically) then right after your torture is done I will personally kick your style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/censored.gif.

[Whitesaber]

Easy.

"Thanks!" *Leia gives Whitesaber a big smooch cause he's such a sweetie* (I hope Justin's not reading this! lol)

No matter. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif Justin can't kill me from where he is. And kissing isn't something ban-worthy. Still, I'll watch my back during sunsets...

And speaking of Justin, where is he?

and add the rule about being an ungracious ingrate despite Trilogist saving lives (and the pub) besides saving the world three times in the past year!!!

Seriously ...

Shall we shower Threemoviegist with adulation? Does anyone feel like fulsomely flattering TriloJello? *Silence* There's your answer, bro. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Amethyst]

I'm just stating that you've been ignoring me since the incident at the Singles Cantina. You seem happier, thus I posted the above. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.gif Seriously...

Well, next time be more clear on what you mean by what you say. I thought what you meant was you were ignoring my kissing Plo for the drink. In which case what I said would be valid. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

Also, in case you hadn't noticed, I'm not ignoring you in the Cantina. I've only been ignoring you here, because you made me out to be some vicious b*tch who would lock you in the pub freezer just for flirting with someone else. Because seriously, I may be posessive and sadistic, but I'm not the type to get back at someone in such a drastic way.

If you took any real attention of the Cantina, you'd see I'm completely over it already and back to flirting with you shamelessly. In which what you meant about 'ignorance is bliss' is right. I don't care about that earlier incident, I'm not the type to hold a real grudge, least of all against you. Just so long as you don't ditch me to go flirt with ice-queen Clara again, I'm perfectly happy with you. If you do, though, then I'll start ignoring you and hanging out with Plo.

So let's get over any misunderstandings and just be friends, ne? ^^

*Finishes her chocolate milk and sets the glass down, then glances up again and gives Whitey a sweet smile.* And while I have your attention, could you please get me a hot chocolate this time?

[Whitesaber]

*Sigh* My day has brightened up again! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif *Gives Ami her hot chocolate* That's all I want, Ami. Sorry if I got you upset. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

[Plo Koon]

*Suddenly a baseball comes crashing through the window and hits Plo on the head* OWWWWWWWWWWWW! *Passes out*

[Amethyst]

And if you do 1, 2, or 3(espically) then right after your torture is done I will personally kick your style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/censored.gif

^^ Thankies, Plo, you're too sweet.

[Whitesaber]

Originally posted by Plo Koon@May 24 2003, 02:02 PM
*Suddenly a baseball comes crashing through the window and hits Plo on the head* OWWWWWWWWWWWW! *Passes out*
Um... you okay there, Plo?

[Whitesaber]

Originally posted by Whitesaber@May 24 2003, 01:58 PM
*Sigh* My day has brightened up again! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif *Gives Ami her hot chocolate* That's all I want, Ami. Sorry if I got you upset. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif
^ BTW, just in case you missed it, Ami. ^

[Plo Koon]

*Wakes up after 5 minutes. Notices that he has a bump on his head the size of a Christmas light and a baseball lying on the ground next to him* Hpmf. Damn kids.

[Whitesaber]

I'll track down the culprits and make them pay. PAY! THEY'LL ALL PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!

[Amethyst]

*Sigh* My day has brightened up again! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif *Gives Ami her hot chocolate* That's all I want, Ami. Sorry if I got you upset. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

No problem, love. ^^ And thanks. *Grabs the front of White's shirt, yanks him down and and kisses him deeply. Winks at him as she draws away.* Just adding that extra bit of sunshine.

*Wakes up after 5 minutes. Notices that he has a bump on his head the size of a Christmas light and a baseball lying on the ground next to him* Hpmf. Damn kids.

*Peers over the counter at him with a concerned look.* You alright down there, Plo? Can I help in any way, get you anything?

[Plo Koon]

Do you think you could get me an ice pack for my head?

[Whitesaber]

*Suddenly, with added inspiration from the kiss, Whitesaber runs outside to find the kids that attempted to assasinate Plo with a baseball. He returns three minutes later with several scratches and bruises.*

Remind me never to try to hit an incoming basball bat again...

[Amethyst]

*Gets up and heads around behind the counter. Hums as she fiddles around, fixing an ice pack for Plo. Walks over and kneels beside him, pressing the ice pack to his head over the lump.* That better, hun? *Glances up at White as he enters.* Oi, looks like now I have another patient to attend to... -_-;;; Can you boys never stay out of trouble?

[bodegage]

Okay, again. What exactly do you do at this PUB?

[Plo Koon]

Thanks. *Takes the ice pack from Ami and holds it to his head. Gets up and pulls out his blaster. Goes up to the broken window and fires several shots. Screams from children are heard* That should scare em off. *Sits down in a chair*

[Whitesaber]

Bodedage, as head Bartender, I shall explain the strange deeds of this pub:

What you do here is order virtual drinks and hang out. Things just happen on their own here. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

[bodegage]

In that case. I'd like another Vanilla Coke on the rocks! Shaken not stirred.

[Plo Koon]

*Points to a vending machine in the corner* I figured we'd do things the easy way when it comes to soda.

[Whitesaber]

Plo Koon, fetch his soda, will you, buddy? He's a first time customer.

*Thinks* Hmmm... a shaken soda. Interesting... *smoke pours out of White's head*

[Amethyst]

What you do here is order virtual drinks and hang out. Things just happen on their own here. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

And we cannot be held responsible for the actions of the patrons under the influence of alcohol or spiked carbonated drinks, nor for the Head Pub Master's annoying elder brother who lives in the dumpster at the back of the pub and likes to make dramatic appearances in Force Spirit form, claiming - in delusuions of grandeur - to be the savior of the galaxy, of the Senate or, at least, of this Pub.

Patrons are reminded to, at all times of their drink- or otherwise-induced madness; abide by the rules laid out by the Pub Masters, be congenial to their fellow patrons, and, most importantly, to always reap their full money's worth of entertainment from their visit to this Pub. Women welcomed, men tolerated.

So please, have a seat, have a drink and enjoy your stay. ^^

*Sits back down in her seat beside Plo, yawns and sips her hot chocolate.*

[Plo Koon]

Plo Koon, fetch his soda, will you, buddy? He's a first time customer.


Do you mind I'm kinda injured at the moment.

[Marbleman]

ahem. grumble.


. . .


wheres my vegepizza? someone didnt eat it while i was possessed did they? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/huh.gif btw, has anyone seen any vampires around? not that im looking for them or anything. . .

*MM remembers he is holding a stake and garlic. he quickly stuffs them in his pocketsies.* :sarcasm:

[Whitesaber]

*Gets Bod's soda and shakes it rather violently* Here you go, Bod.

wheres my vegepizza? someone didnt eat it while i was possessed did they? btw, has anyone seen any vampires around? not that im looking for them or anything. . .

*MM remembers he is holding a stake and garlic. he quickly stuffs them in his pocketsies.*

He went that way!!! *points towards a door*

...nor for the Head Pub Master's annoying elder brother who lives in the dumpster at the back of the pub and likes to make dramatic appearances in Force Spirit form, claiming - in delusuions of grandeur - to be the savior of the galaxy, of the Senate or, at least, of this Pub.

He is annoying, isn't he? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

[Leia]

*Leia finishes off her third drink and starts to feel a bit funny* "Hey, Whitesaber, there wasn't alcohol in those, was there??"

[Whitesaber]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif Whoops...

[Marbleman]

Originally posted by Whitesaber@May 24 2003, 03:08 PM
He went that way!!! *points towards a door*


trying to get rid of me eh? after two failed attempts on my life, i thought you people were beginning to like me. . . style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unhappy.gif anyway vampires dont drink beer, they drink you, whitesaber!

and leia i would check for any larva that may be in that beverage.

[Leia]

Too late already drank em all *Leia, never having had an alcoholic beverage before in her life, slips off her bar stool banging her chin on the bar and hits the floor like a sack of rocks*

[Plo Koon]

Guess what, I have a secret that involves White. But I'm not telling anyone. I don't think he's ready to know it.

Hey, my head doesn't hurt so bad that it needs an ice pack anymore. Thanks, Ami. *Throws ice pack into the sink and Hugs Ami* Now I think I'll get back to business.

About the food incident, I can bet you money that Saeth's been planting those things in the food.

[Amethyst]

*Idly drinking her hot chocolate.* Me, I have absolutely nothing against vampires. I know several personally. All of whom are very nice, decent people... well, except maybe one, but that's not the point. There's always a bad apple in every lot, not right to go stereotyping the whole species over. *Sips her drink.* And as for those I know, stakes and garlic are useless against them. All a lot of superstition.

*Frowns slightly and eyes her hot chocolate, then eyes White with slight suspicion.* You wouldn't spike my drink with anything, would you, Whitey?

[Marbleman]

Originally posted by Amethyst@May 24 2003, 03:24 PM
*Idly drinking her hot chocolate.* Me, I have absolutely nothing against vampires. I know several personally. All of whom are very nice, decent people... well, except maybe one, but that's not the point. There's always a bad apple in every lot, not right to go stereotyping the whole species over. *Sips her drink.* And as for those I know, stakes and garlic are useless against them. All a lot of superstition.


vampiric propaganda amethyst! stakes will do the trick fine, but garlic just stinks. i keep it with me for kicks. some vampires are nice, but the insurance companies dont sell vampire insurance so im on my toes.

*MM looks around suspiciously*

[Amethyst]

Guess what, I have a secret that involves White. But I'm not telling anyone. I don't think he's ready to know it.

*Perks up at the mention and grins.* Ne, can I hear, if I promise not to tell anyone? Just keep it between friends??

About the food incident, I can bet you money that Saeth's been planting those things in the food.

That, I'm not sure... she hasn't been in here for ages, and as far as I remember she left with a hangover from hell... plus she's usually a pretty good cook... you think she'd be one to start a conspiracy like that just to be able to come in and offer her cooking services, so she can gain access to behind-the-bar utilities, and then slowly start up a maniacal scheme to overthrow White and take control of the Pub? *Ponders.* Yeah, that sounds exactly like her. -___-;;;

[Plo Koon]

Maybe but you never know these days. I mean remember the time whe *A shot rings out and Plo jumps back and falls down on the floor clasping his chest. He breathes heavily* He crawls out from behind the bar. He is near his death*

[bodegage]

Originally posted by Whitesaber@May 24 2003, 03:08 PM
*Gets Bod's soda and shakes it rather violently* Here you go, Bod.


"Takes the drink from Whitey* Thanks, man!

*Soda explodes all over the Pub as it is opened*

Shook it a little too much!

[Plo Koon]

*Plo crawls over to Ami's table. He looked at Ami as she looked down upon him. He strokes her face* I will always be with and maybe someday I will return. *He wipes a tear from her face. Then Plo reaches up and kisses her on the cheek. Then he dies*

[Marbleman]

*MM looks up from his fruit punch*

hmm. . . is he all dead or just MOSTLY dead. . .? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sly.gif

[Plo Koon]

(Plo's voice) Completly. *Plo's body disappears* I will return.

[Saeth]

*Walks into the bar (Gods that sounds like the start of a bad joke - here I am!) and warily eyes the alcohol. Sits down next to Amethyst* I'll have a glass of water please. *Said to Plo*

*Notices everyone worriedly gazing at her.* What? *Reads past posts*

About the food incident, I can bet you money that Saeth's been planting those things in the food.

Nah. Not me. Ask him. *Points to barbie-sized elf with short blue hair sitting on her shoulder* Joren? Did you slip odd things into the food here? *Joren shakes his head* "No" *Crosses fingers behind back*

That, I'm not sure... she hasn't been in here for ages, and as far as I remember she left with a hangover from hell... plus she's usually a pretty good cook... you think she'd be one to start a conspiracy like that just to be able to come in and offer her cooking services, so she can gain access to behind-the-bar utilities, and then slowly start up a maniacal scheme to overthrow White and take control of the Pub? *Ponders.* Yeah, that sounds exactly like her. -___-;;;

I have no desire to own a pub thank you kindly. I will become a world renowned journalist with a flourishing practise on spiritual healing on the side. Yupyup. White can keep the pub.

Excuse me, I have womp rats to save.

[Justin]

The Galactic Senate neither condones nor endorses underage drinking.b

[Saeth]

*Glares at him* Oh screw you. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif I'll be 18 in six and a bit months and (according to South African law) of the legal drinking age. Thank you and good night!

[Amethyst]

*Plo crawls over to Ami's table. He looked at Ami as she looked down upon him. He strokes her face* I will always be with and maybe someday I will return. *He wipes a tear from her face. Then Plo reaches up and kisses her on the cheek. Then he dies*

*Stares down at him in stunned silence for a moment.* No... no, Plo, no... please... it can't be...

*Walks into the bar (Gods that sounds like the start of a bad joke - here I am!) and warily eyes the alcohol. Sits down next to Amethyst* I'll have a glass of water please. *Said to Plo*

*Shoots her an icy deathglare out the corner of an eye and mutters obscenities. Smirks slightly to herself at the nervous look and shudder this earns from the witch, who shifts away, coming to rest a few stools down along the bar.*

*Latches onto Plo and wails.* NOOO~ PLO!!! YOU CAN'T BE DEAD!!! PLEASE!!! DON'T LEAVE US, PLO!!! NO~HOHOHO~!!! *Sobs, clinging to Plo's lifeless body and rocking to and fro with it.*

*Sniffs as she pauses to calmly take another few sips of hot chocolate. Sets the cup back down and goes back to clinging to Plo, sobbing and wailing.*

(Plo's voice) Completly. *Plo's body disappears* I will return.

*Blinks at this sudden occurance and her now empty arms.* Well ****. *Shrugs and goes back to her drink nonchalantly, as if nothing happened.*

[Javen]

Has anyone seen my baby's momma? She is missing. She hasa scottish accent, she likes Vodka, and loves playing darts.

*Puts pictures up all over the walls* Kissing them softly.

[Plo Koon]

*A man 20-year-old man with kind of long dark hair walks into the pub*
Man: Hello, all. Soon I will become Plo Koon as I'm the one he will be sacrificing in order to come back to the world. My name is Vincent, Plo's alter ego.

[Javen]

Originally posted by Plo Koon@May 25 2003, 04:26 PM
*A man 20-year-old man with kind of long dark hair walks into the pub*
Man: Hello, all. Soon I will become Plo Koon as I'm the one he will be sacrificing in order to come back to the world. My name is Vincent, Plo's alter ego.
Hello Vincent. Now use your other alter ego Plo and find Flo. Hey, that rymes.

[Plo Koon]

Vincent: He's in the process of coming back it should take a few hours. As soon as I have a heart attack, I will go back to my rightful place in the deserts of Rojonia and Plo will be right here. So enjoy yourselves until then.

[Javen]

Originally posted by Plo Koon@May 25 2003, 04:35 PM
Vincent: He's in the process of coming back it should take a few hours. As soon as I have a heart attack, I will go back to my rightful place in the deserts of Rojonia and Plo will be right here. So enjoy yourselves until then.
D'oh! *Comes up to PLo andhands him some Pork Skins to eat. Two double Whoppers, Lays potato chips. "Here you go Plo this is from me whole heartly" snare bas drum ta dah!

[Plo Koon]

Plo's voice: No matter what you do it won't speed things up. Besides I don't like pork skins.

[Plo Koon]

(An anonymous whisper): 25 minutes remain

[Plo Koon]

*Vincent sits at his table. Then suddenly he falls back in his seat callapsing in utter pain, holding his head*
Vincent: He's coming! He's coming!

[Leia]

now that sounds dirty!!!!

[Plo Koon]

(I didn't mean it sound like that, sorry)

Drunk Patron: Are you stoned?

Vincent: Shut up, old man! *He hiccups violently and lets out a long deep breath. Then he falls to the floor and dies. His body is then consumed by light*

[Leia]

*leia is momentarily awakened from her drunken stupor by all the melodrama* "Come on, get it over with already!" *she says crankily before passing out again*

[Plo Koon]

*Vincent's body continues to be encased in light and then it becomes a little smaller. The light around him then fades and he becomes the lovable boy known as Plo Koon once more. He opens his eyes, gets up and looks around the pub* I'm back. And nothing has changed.

[Trilogist]

Show off. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

*the Force spirit of Trilogist dematerializes*

[Master_MJade]

i just saw something highly wierd and i thinjk i need a drink....

[JediKeri.]

MJ we all do. Give me one as well please, something that'll make me tipsy, but not go crazy like Angel did Please.

[Plo Koon]

What kind of drinks would you two ladies?

[JediKeri.]

with you I want no suprises. Lomin ale please.

[Plo Koon]

*Fixes up a Lomin Ale and sets down on the bar in front of Keri*

[JediKeri.]

*puts finger in it and pulls it out for a tast test*

[Plo Koon]

*Ducks*

[JediKeri.]

*Get's knocked on head with another ball*

You could have warned me Plo...

*collapses onto floor*

[Plo Koon]

They always come out of nowhere. I thought they were scared off. *Ignites lightsaber and goes outside. Outside the sounds of electric crackles and screaming kids are heard. Walks back into the pub* Damn kids.

[Trilogist]

*Trilogist drives down the highway on his 1961 Ferrari 250 GT California -- the car he spent 3 years restoring. His love. His passion. He pulls up into the pub parking lot and sees Javen.*

TRIL: Hey how are you doing? You speak English?

JAVEN: What country do you think this is?

TRIL: Okay. Listen, I want you to take extra special care of this vehicle. Okay?

*hands Javen a fiveski*

JAVEN: Hey, no problem.

TRIL: Great.

JAVEN: Trust me.

*Trilogist enters the pub*

Hey guys! How about a Ruby Bliels from the Plo the Pub Master? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/hehe.gif

[Plo Koon]

*Fixes Trilogist a Ruby Blails and sets it down on the bar* That'll be 25 bucks.

[Javen]

Originally posted by Trilogist@May 26 2003, 12:13 PM
*Trilogist drives down the highway on his 1961 Ferrari 250 GT California -- the car he spent 3 years restoring. His love. His passion. He pulls up into the pub parking lot and sees Javen.*

TRIL: Hey how are you doing? You speak English?

JAVEN: What country do you think this is?

TRIL: Okay. Listen, I want you to take extra special care of this vehicle. Okay?

*hands Javen a fiveski*

JAVEN: Hey, no problem.

TRIL: Great.

JAVEN: Trust me.

*Trilogist enters the pub*

Hey guys! How about a Ruby Bliels from the Plo the Pub Master? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/hehe.gif
*Javen asks himself a question* He looks in the mirror of the car and says"Javen?" *Javen answers"Why, yes Javen?"

If you have the keys to a 1961 Ferrari 250 GT California -- the car he spent 3 years restoring. Why then are you still standing here looking in the mirror asking yourself that question?"

Just then tires screech and off Javen goes...

[Trilogist]

Thanks, Plo.

*hands over the cash*

So, what's on the up and up around here lately?

[Plo Koon]

I wonder where Amethyst would be right now. She'd be pretty damn happy to know that I've returned from the dead.

[Mann]

I talk to formerly dead people!

[Trilogist]

Originally posted by Mann@May 26 2003, 11:41 AM
I talk to formerly dead people!
Death is overrated. Trust me.

[Javen]

*Javen looks down at the gas gauge as the car starts sputtering.* Darn that Trilo, he purpousley didn't put gas in it.Begins pushing it into a garage with a glass wall in the back.Grabs a gas can, and puts gas in it.

"You know maybe I should run the miles back on this thing, so Trilo won't notice." Jacks the car up and runs it in reverse.

[Amethyst]

I wonder where Amethyst would be right now. She'd be pretty damn happy to know that I've returned from the dead.

Barely a moment after the words have left his mouth, Plo is suddenly roughly tackled from the side and finds himself in a heap on the floor with a slender, pale-skinned, brown-haired girl of about 5'6" latched onto him, grinning brightly. For a brief moment, he is overwhelmed by an extreme sense of deja vu, but pays little mind to it, more preoccupied with the older brunette clinging to his torso.

PLO-KU~N!!! ^____^ You're back!!! And alive again!!! *Kisses his cheek and snuggles him happily.* I was starting to worry!!!

[Mann]

you just kissed a zombie

[Plo Koon]

*Wraps his arms around Ami and embraces her tightly* I told you I'd be back. *He hears Mann's words* You just don't understand my power. Do you? I'm alive as ever, no zombie here.

[Amethyst]

*Shrugs.* And even if he was a zombie, I'd still kiss him. *Winks down at Plo with a wicked little smirk.*

[Javen]

Originally posted by Plo Koon@May 26 2003, 01:17 PM
*Wraps his arms around Ami and embraces her tightly* I told you I'd be back. They pull away and look upon each smiling. Then he hears Mann's words* You just don't understand my power. Do you? I'm alive as ever, no zombie here.
Watch out Amethyst. HIs lips just might fall off.

[Plo Koon]

Hey, Javen. I've been hearing rumers of a swedish woman hanging around by the docks.

BTW, Happy Memorial Day!

[Amethyst]

Watch out Amethyst. HIs lips just might fall off.

Ne~, aren't you supposed to be tearing through suburban streets at breakneck speeds, dodging the cops left and right, in Trilogist's 1961 Ferrari 250 GT California -- the car he spent 3 years restoring, running up the milage and running low on the gas, right now, Javen? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sly.gif

[Plo Koon]

So is there anything I can get you, Ami, my girl?

[Trilogist]

Originally posted by Amethyst@May 26 2003, 12:29 PM
Ne~, aren't you supposed to be tearing through suburban streets at breakneck speeds, dodging the cops left and right, in Trilogist's 1961 Ferrari 250 GT California -- the car he spent 3 years restoring, running up the milage and running low on the gas, right now, Javen? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sly.gif
*his mind suddenly snaps back from the bottom of his glass*

WHAT!? MY CAR!! WHAT HAPPENED TO MY CAR?!

*grumble*

You just can't trust valet parking these days!

[Trilogist]

Plo, call the cops. Please.

[Plo Koon]

Dissclaimer: The bartenders do not take responsablity for any lost or stolen belongings or money that is the property of the customers.

[Amethyst]

Hmn... *Ponders for a moment, looking cute, with her gaze turned towards the ceiling.* Maybe a milkshake? *Hopeful look.* Chocolate, with a swirl and a few sprinkles? And two straws? *Smiles sweetly.*

Of course, I'll need to get off of you first. Or no one will be getting anything. *Smiles sheepishly, then gets up, grabbing Plo's hands and hoisting him up after her. Giggles as the inertia only causes him to smack into her again once upright, nearly toppling them over again the other way. Grins up at him, leaning up to place a kiss on the corner of his lips, before winking again and heading back off around the counter.*

By the way, who was that hottie who wandered in here earlier? Think is name was Vincent, or something like that...

[Plo Koon]

Originally posted by Saeth@May 25 2003, 11:21 AM

Nah. Not me. Ask him. *Points to barbie-sized elf with short blue hair sitting on her shoulder* Joren? Did you slip odd things into the food here? *Joren shakes his head* "No" *Crosses fingers behind back*


Saeth, I'd like to have a word with your little friend.

Sure thing, Ami. Anything for ya. *Fixes up a choclat milk shake and sets it on the bar in front of Ami* Oh, and that Vincent guy is my alter ego and he's now in the fictional kingdom of Rojonia.

[Trilogist]

Originally posted by Plo Koon@May 26 2003, 12:53 PM
Dissclaimer: The bartenders do not take responsablity for any lost or stolen belongings or money that is the property of the customers.
All I asked was for you to call the cops. Fine! I'll do it myself!

*leaps across the bar and looks into the shelves. Finds a phone hidden carefully in the corner.*

PLO: No, wait! Don't!

*Trilogist picks up the phone and listens for a dial-tone. Suddenly he digitizes and gets sucked into the phone.*

[Javen]

Originally posted by Amethyst@May 26 2003, 01:29 PM
Watch out Amethyst. HIs lips just might fall off.

Ne~, aren't you supposed to be tearing through suburban streets at breakneck speeds, dodging the cops left and right, in Trilogist's 1961 Ferrari 250 GT California -- the car he spent 3 years restoring, running up the milage and running low on the gas, right now, Javen? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sly.gif
Well, uh...you see...uh.Trilo is llike a ghost, he followed me and with his power materialized, then told me about it.He happened to come through his cell phone.Very strange thing.

[Mann]

wait...is that an ear in my beer?

[Padme]

*Padme walks into the Pub and grabs a seat and sits down*

Hey guys, what's up?

[Amethyst]

Sure thing, Ami. Anything for ya. *Fixes up a choclat milk shake and sets it on the bar in front of Ami*

Thanks, sweetie. ^^ And I think I'll go with my usual method of payment for that. *Rises from her seat, leaning over the counter, supported by her hands flat against the surface, and kisses Plo deeply. Grins, sitting back down and crossing her legs.* I'm starting to like this rule as much as you boys do. ^~

*Turns the milkshake so that there's a straw facing each of them and pushes it slightly towards Plo. Smiles at him.* Go ahead, then. ^^ *Takes a sip through her straw, gaze still fixed on his.*

Oh, and that Vincent guy is my alter ego and he's now in the fictional kingdom of Rojonia.

*Arches a brow.* Oh really? That so? *Shakes her head, smirking.* You need to get him to hang around here more often, Plo. And introduce me to him. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/inlove.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif Kidding. But he's still a hotass. *Fawns slightly, then goes back to sipping the milkshake.*

[Plo Koon]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/inlove.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/inlove.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/inlove.gif
I love this job!

[Plo Koon]

The levels of the torture chamber:
Level 1: You must listen to three Vanilla Ice albums non-stop
Level 2: You must watch porno of the same sex
Level 3: You must eat an apple with a worm in it
Level 4: You must be frozen in carbonite for 2 months
Level 5: You must be tortured in the way Han Solo was in ESB
Level 6: You must sit strapped to a chair in a room with hornets flying around in it
Level 7: You must be shocked by 50 volts of electricity
Level 8: You must work the spice mines of Kessel for as long as I say

[JediKeri.]

*groans and sits up*

An'body get th' name of thah ball?

[Plo Koon]

No....but I think you need some medical treatment.

[JediKeri.]

I'llllllllll be fine in moment....

[Javen]

Originally posted by Plo Koon@May 27 2003, 04:38 AM
The levels of the torture chamber:
Level 1: You must listen to three Vanilla Ice albums non-stop
Level 2: You must watch porno of the same sex
Level 3: You must eat an apple with a worm in it
Level 4: You must be frozen in carbonite for 2 months
Level 5: You must be tortured in the way Han Solo was in ESB
Level 6: You must sit strapped to a chair in a room with hornets flying around in it
Level 7: You must be shocked by 50 volts of electricity
Level 8: You must work the spice mines of Kessel for as long as I say
That's all you got? Man, what a softy.

[Plo Koon]

Level 9: You must sit in a bathtub with scorpians in it for an hour.

[JediKeri.]

*gets up from floor*

See? I'm fine.

*promply falls back over*

I'm dizzy...

[Master_MJade]

*pulls Jedikeri up*


whoa!!!

have a seat!

[Whitesaber]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif I'm back! *Drools grotesquely* Where's Amethyst?!?!?


Guess what, I have a secret that involves White. But I'm not telling anyone. I don't think he's ready to know it.

A secret about me that I don't know, huh? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif I have to hear it now.

BTW, my new fave smiley is style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif .

[Plo Koon]

Well a whole lot has happened since you've been gone. One them being me dying and then coming back.

Sorry, I can't break it to you unless Amethyst is around. She's the only other one that knows.

[Whitesaber]

How on Earth could you know something about me without me knowing?!? Oh, and another question: Who knew this first: you or Ami?

[Plo Koon]

Me, then I told Ami.

[Plo Koon]

Originally posted by Whitesaber@May 27 2003, 02:24 PM
How on Earth could you know something about me without me knowing?!?
Because you were only three when that explosion happened.

[Whitesaber]

Urk...

[Amethyst]

Level 2: You must watch porno of the same sex

Hey, that's not torture. >.>;;; *Coughs and sips the milkshake innocently.*

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif I'm back! *Drools grotesquely* Where's Amethyst?!?!?

... *Sweatdrops. Looks at Plo pleadingly.* Save me.

Sorry, I can't break it to you unless Amethyst is around. She's the only other one that knows.

*Waves from her seat smack in front of Plo at the bar.* ^^

I think you'd better come sit down and get yourself nice and relaxed first, though, White... it's not an easy thing to have to break to you. *Pats the barstool beside her.* Maybe let Plo get you a drink or something.

*Sips calmly from the milkshake again. Stirs it a bit with one of the straws, speaking to Plo without looking up from the swirling chocolate sprinkles.* And there is a reason I asked for two straws, y'know, Plo... *Looks up at him imploringly from under her curly black lashes.* So far the one hasn't been touched yet.

*Glances back at Whitesaber.* So, what mental institute have you just escaped from, White? ^^

[Whitesaber]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mad.gif What institute?!!?!?!?!?!! *Looks around angrily*

[Plo Koon]

*Sips calmly from the milkshake again. Stirs it a bit with one of the straws, speaking to Plo without looking up from the swirling chocolate sprinkles.* And there is a reason I asked for two straws, y'know, Plo... *Looks up at him imploringly from under her curly black lashes.* So far the one hasn't been touched yet.
*Eyes widen. Plo takes a seat next to Ami*

[Whitesaber]

*Looks annoyed* Ahem... this secret you were talking about?

[Amethyst]

>.> Sorry. Your wild entrance just threw me a bit... ^^;;; So, if not at a mental institute, where have you been the past god-knows-how-long? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sly.gif

[Whitesaber]

*Coughs* Away. Just busy writing a fanfic, actually. Anywho, I'm back. That's all that matters.

Anyways, Plo, do you want to know why I left the CIA? My temper...

[Plo Koon]

Originally posted by Amethyst@May 27 2003, 02:49 PM
>.> Sorry. Your wild entrance just threw me a bit... ^^;;; So, if not at a mental institute, where have you been the past god-knows-how-long? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sly.gif
I think he was gone for about......4 days. (I keep track of things pretty well)

White, are you sure you're ready to know?

[Whitesaber]

Yes. I'm sure. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mellow.gif

[Amethyst]

*Eyes widen. Plo takes a seat next to Ami*

*Smiles sweetly and pushes the milkshake between them, turning it again so that the one straw faces Plo.*

*Looks annoyed* Ahem... this secret you were talking about?

White, are you sure you're ready to know?

Yes. I'm sure. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mellow.gif

Ah, yesyes... the secret. Well then... *Sips from the milkshake.* You care to start, Plo? ^^

[Whitesaber]

Do I get to find out, you know, like sometime this century?! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif

[Plo Koon]

Whitesaber, I....am your brother.