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Krogenar

05-12-2003, 04:01 PM

[Krogenar enters the court room dressed in a simple black suit, finely tailored to best complement his build.]

Your honor, I would like to hereby challenge the current ownership of the domain name and attached website doing business under the name "PleaseDriveThrough.Com"

I am the legitimate owner of the site, and would like a judgment from the court testifying to that fact. But before that, your honor, I'd like to treat you to a huge, expensive lunch over at Nobu. Try the whitefish in wine sauce, your honor, it's just delicious.

[Krogenar snaps his court papers against the desk crisply, aligning them. He slides them into his briefcase, and he and Javen leave the court, accompanied by several high-priced female escorts.]

Javen

05-12-2003, 04:17 PM

Well Krogenar, I hereby sentence you to pay the bill of this whitefish, The escorts and the drinks I'll be drinking.

By the way you wouldn't be trying to bribe me would you?

As for this case which will be case #0U812 entitled "Contesing Ownership".You know, I find this strange you would be fighting your own friend.But hey, I'm a Judge[Slams down gavel] and I rule in favor of that blonde you have with yu, so lets go eat.

Siamese Sith

05-12-2003, 06:12 PM

In the case of......#OU812 Krogenar Vs PDT.. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif Who shall be defending Krogenar your honor? Me or Marbleman?

QuigonWindu

05-12-2003, 06:54 PM

I have to confess to something. I kidnapped Javens best, imaginary, friend Bob, and killed him.

Javen

05-12-2003, 06:55 PM

Originally posted by Siamese Sith@May 12 2003, 04:12 PM
In the case of......#OU812 Krogenar Vs PDT.. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif Who shall be defending Krogenar your honor? Me or Marbleman?
I think you should defend Krogenar on this one. I get the feeling it will be good therapy for the both of you(slams gavel!) Now who took my parking spot?!

Darth Vegas

05-12-2003, 07:12 PM

Jury duty you say?

Am I getting paid?

Javen

05-12-2003, 07:21 PM

Originally posted by TK-007@May 12 2003, 05:12 PM
Jury duty you say?

Am I getting paid?
Sure, you can have jury duty. And you will be getting details about the case soon.

Darth Vegas

05-12-2003, 08:37 PM

Okey dokey.

Darth Badly

05-12-2003, 08:57 PM

How many on the jury? - me and my dog are ready to serve.

Mann

05-12-2003, 11:28 PM

Hey, can i be a defendant? I don't even care what i did, I still wanna get punished!

Marbleman

05-13-2003, 01:10 AM

*marbleman enters quietly, not speaking, carrying a blackjack. he clubs mann on the head once and then leaves the courtroom.*

. . .

Siamese Sith

05-13-2003, 02:31 AM

Originally posted by Darth Badly@May 12 2003, 06:57 PM
How many on the jury? - me and my dog are ready to serve.
We're looking for 6 peeps to be on the jury so far we have:
1. Bond
2. Darth Badly...
3. and his dog!

If you'd like to be on the jury, PM either Judge Javen, myself, or Marbleman style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

Lara

05-13-2003, 08:23 AM

I´ll be on the jury...hehehe

Darth Badly

05-13-2003, 08:33 AM

Originally posted by Siamese Sith+May 13 2003, 06:31 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Siamese Sith @ May 13 2003, 06:31 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-Darth Badly@May 12 2003, 06:57 PM
How many on the jury? - me and my dog are ready to serve.
We're looking for 6 peeps to be on the jury so far we have:
1. Bond
2. Darth Badly...
3. and his dog!

If you'd like to be on the jury, PM either Judge Javen, myself, or Marbleman style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif [/b][/quote]

My dog's a she by the way and her name is Scooby-Doo.

Krogenar

05-13-2003, 09:38 AM

Originally posted by Siamese Sith@May 12 2003, 05:12 PM
In the case of......#OU812 Krogenar Vs PDT.. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif Who shall be defending Krogenar your honor? Me or Marbleman?
I was thinking of going the 'Colin Ferguson' route, and simply defend myself.

White rage!
White rage!

Javen

05-13-2003, 11:19 AM

Originally posted by Krogenar+May 13 2003, 07:38 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Krogenar @ May 13 2003, 07:38 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-Siamese Sith@May 12 2003, 05:12 PM
In the case of......#OU812 Krogenar Vs PDT.. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif Who shall be defending Krogenar your honor? Me or Marbleman?
I was thinking of going the 'Colin Ferguson' route, and simply defend myself.

White rage!
White rage! [/b][/quote]
I'm sorry, but you must be represented by the lawyer I appointed. If you would like to complain about that, send all letters in c/o [File13, 1313 Trashcan Lane, Dumpland U.S.A. 131313]

[Slams Gavel]

kopernikuz

05-13-2003, 11:55 AM

Originally posted by Darth Lara@May 13 2003, 06:23 AM
I´ll be on the jury...hehehe
I object on the grounds that the jury may be compromised... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

Javen

05-13-2003, 12:05 PM

Originally posted by kopernikuz+May 13 2003, 09:55 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(kopernikuz @ May 13 2003, 09:55 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-Darth Lara@May 13 2003, 06:23 AM
I´ll be on the jury...hehehe
I object on the grounds that the jury may be compromised... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif [/b][/quote]
style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/eh.gif

Lara

05-13-2003, 12:44 PM

JediKeri.

05-13-2003, 01:27 PM

kopernikuz

05-13-2003, 04:52 PM

Originally posted by JediKeri+May 13 2003, 11:27 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(JediKeri @ May 13 2003, 11:27 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'> Originally posted by kopernikuz@May 13 2003, 09:55 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-Darth Lara@May 13 2003, 06:23 AM
I´ll be on the jury...hehehe
I object on the grounds that the jury may be compromised... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif
Um...He doesn't have a full jury yet... [/b][/quote]
I know... I'm saying having DL in the jury would compromise it... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

Krogenar

05-13-2003, 04:54 PM

Originally posted by Javen+May 13 2003, 10:19 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Javen @ May 13 2003, 10:19 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'> Originally posted by Krogenar@May 13 2003, 07:38 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-Siamese Sith@May 12 2003, 05:12 PM
In the case of......#OU812 Krogenar Vs PDT.. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif Who shall be defending Krogenar your honor? Me or Marbleman?
I was thinking of going the 'Colin Ferguson' route, and simply defend myself.

White rage!
White rage!
I'm sorry, but you must be represented by the lawyer I appointed. If you would like to complain about that, send all letters in c/o [File13, 1313 Trashcan Lane, Dumpland U.S.A. 131313]

[Slams Gavel] [/b][/quote]
I would like Siamese Sith to represent me, your honor.

kopernikuz

05-13-2003, 04:58 PM

*opens his briefcase... shuffles through some papers. Pulls one out... reads it solemnly... then removes the chewing gum from his mouth, places it in the center of the paper and crumples it up. He then places the crumpled paper back in the briefcase and closes it*

I'm ready your honor... I just need a lawyer as well.

*eyes Krogenar...*

Siamese Sith

05-13-2003, 05:13 PM

SS walks into the court room in his late night suit jacket.
"Your Honor, sorry I'm late, two yutes held me up on the way over"

Javen

05-13-2003, 05:47 PM

Originally posted by kopernikuz@May 13 2003, 02:58 PM
*opens his briefcase... shuffles through some papers. Pulls one out... reads it solemnly... then removes the chewing gum from his mouth, places it in the center of the paper and crumples it up. He then places the crumpled paper back in the briefcase and closes it*

I'm ready your honor... I just need a lawyer as well.

*eyes Krogenar...*
Did you just crumble and chew gum in my Court room?

I'll let it slide just this once. Marblemanis your appointed lawyer.He is the one sitting in the corner sipping on a chocolate shake. *glares at MM not to leave any chocolate shake on anything*

Javen

05-13-2003, 06:14 PM

Originally posted by Siamese Sith@May 13 2003, 03:13 PM
SS walks into the court room in his late night suit jacket.
"Your Honor, sorry I'm late, two yutes held me up on the way over"
Late for your appointment again?! I'm tired of this...you said what? Youts? You know, you're starting to sound and act like my cousin vinny. Anyway I'm glad you're here.

Darth Badly

05-13-2003, 09:53 PM

When are we getting going on this trial?

Bring 'em on.

Javen

05-13-2003, 10:02 PM

It will, a case takes a little time to bring together have some patience.

Marbleman

05-13-2003, 10:52 PM

true. but eventually the long arm of justice will surely find and spank you. . . :0

Javen

05-13-2003, 11:11 PM

Originally posted by marbleman84@May 13 2003, 08:52 PM
true. but eventually the long arm of justice will surely find and spank you. . . :0
Speaking of...you know you are kopernikuz lawyer right?

kopernikuz

05-13-2003, 11:12 PM

Originally posted by marbleman84@May 13 2003, 08:52 PM
true. but eventually the long arm of justice will surely find and spank you. . . :0
Yeah man... you gots ta represent!

Marbleman

05-13-2003, 11:31 PM

*marbleman re-enters the courtroom, the lower part of his face covered in chocolate. he looks ahead as everyone stares at him*

hm? is there a problem?! lets keep this professional people.

*MM fumbles through his papers, also wet with spilled chocolate shake.*

ok im government appointed, folks, not johnny cochran. . . style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/huh.gif

Marbleman

05-13-2003, 11:46 PM

your honor, i object to my client being bludgeoned by false allegations by mr. krogenar. my client has always been the owner of PDT.com, and to usurp him now would be cruel, unusual, and downright wrong. what else is wrong? a recent public announcement reveals that the whitefish over at nobu contains a large concentration of mercury. i hope you are feeling well your honor.

i know that you will make the right decision and defend my clients property rights, especially after a large donation of $500,000 is contributed anonymously to judge javens private barbie doll collection.

i yield the floor.

Javen

05-13-2003, 11:52 PM

*MM please approach the bench*

Now I don't know what you're trying to pull here, but you are way out of line. And by the way.You have chocolate all over yourself. [Also I told you to keep the barbie collection thing on the downlow]

One more thing remember the jury will make the final decision.So please do not attempt to bribe me again

*ahem* now you may move along.

Siamese Sith

05-14-2003, 01:19 AM

Ladies and Gentlemen, and doggies, thru this trial I will show you (the incomplete jury) that my client Mr. Krogenar has been falsely accused of corporate treason and attemping to move up the PDT (http://www.pleasedrivethrough.com)corporate ladder by *Ahem* knocking the plaintiff off it. But in reality the defendant is simply just another victim of corporate strong arming the little man.

nerfer

05-14-2003, 02:04 AM

Can I be on the jury!

I'm more than qualified, I'm completely and utterly insane and as part of my psychology degree I had to study Criminal psychology!

Krogenar

05-14-2003, 11:43 AM

your honor, i object to my client being bludgeoned by false allegations by mr. krogenar.

Objection, your Honor.

I prefer to be addressed as Professor Emeritus Krogenar. I didn't earn three PhD's in High Altitude Shoe Repair, Deepsea Basket-Weaving and Shoelace-Tying for nothing.

[Krogenars sits back down.]

kopernikuz

05-14-2003, 11:52 AM

Originally posted by Krogenar@May 14 2003, 09:43 AM
your honor, i object to my client being bludgeoned by false allegations by mr. krogenar.

Objection, your Honor.

I prefer to be addressed as Professor Emeritus Krogenar. I didn't earn three PhD's in High Altitude Shoe Repair, Deepsea Basket-Weaving and Shoelace-Tying for nothing.

[Krogenars sits back down.]
Objection your honor...

Can he even object? He's not counsel... wait... neither am I...

Objection to my objecting his objection...

Aw hell... where's my lawyer?

Siamese Sith

05-14-2003, 01:28 PM

Originally posted by Krogenar@May 14 2003, 09:43 AM
your honor, i object to my client being bludgeoned by false allegations by mr. krogenar.

Objection, your Honor.

I prefer to be addressed as Professor Emeritus Krogenar. I didn't earn three PhD's in High Altitude Shoe Repair, Deepsea Basket-Weaving and Shoelace-Tying for nothing.

[Krogenars sits back down.]
SS glares at his client with an icey glare.
SS leans over to the professor, "I'll show you white rage, shut the hell up! And straighten out the rediculous bowtie."
Your honor, since this is only a hearing, lets just cut to the chase, the Professor has been violated, I would like to counter sue for mental anguish that Professor Krogenar has suffered at the hands of Mr Kopernikuz!

Siamese Sith

05-14-2003, 01:30 PM

We're looking for 6 peeps to be on the jury so far we have:
1. Bond
2. Darth Badly...
3. and his dog!
4. Nerfer

If you'd like to be on the jury, PM either Judge Javen, myself, or Marbleman style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

Darth Badly

05-14-2003, 01:45 PM

Isn't Darth Lara on the jury too???

Lara

05-14-2003, 01:48 PM

Originally posted by Darth Badly@May 14 2003, 11:45 AM
Isn't Darth Lara on the jury too???
No, I was told that I would compromise the jury. :0

Krogenar

05-14-2003, 01:48 PM

Originally posted by Siamese Sith@May 14 2003, 12:28 PM
SS glares at his client with an icey glare.
SS leans over to the professor, "I'll show you white rage, shut the hell up! And straighten out the rediculous bowtie."
[Professor K whispers to his attorney: "I can still defend myself if I have too. Play your cards right and there's a book deal in it, Siamese. Start defending me, or I'll replace you with 'Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer'!]

[Professor K whispers again: "We should start with opening comments, and a statement of my case."]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sly.gif

Krogenar

05-14-2003, 01:49 PM

I see no reason why she shouldn't be on the jury. Is there something everyone else knows that I do not? On what grounds are you invalidating her as a jury member?

kopernikuz

05-14-2003, 01:55 PM

Originally posted by Darth Lara+May 14 2003, 11:48 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Darth Lara @ May 14 2003, 11:48 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-Darth Badly@May 14 2003, 11:45 AM
Isn't Darth Lara on the jury too???
No, I was told that I would compromise the jury. :0 [/b][/quote]
It was a joke... the jury would be found in compromising situations... ? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

Siamese Sith

05-14-2003, 02:02 PM

Originally posted by Krogenar@May 14 2003, 11:49 AM
I see no reason why she shouldn't be on the jury. Is there something everyone else knows that I do not? On what grounds are you invalidating her as a jury member?
Psst Professor there's a very good reason I'm defending you.....
And as far as DL not being on the jury all you inquiring minds will just have to be patient!

Krogenar

05-14-2003, 02:30 PM

Let's start this piffling little trial.

I have a Kiwanis lunch at noon.

Darth Badly

05-14-2003, 02:51 PM

Originally posted by kopernikuz+May 14 2003, 05:55 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(kopernikuz @ May 14 2003, 05:55 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> Originally posted by Darth Lara@May 14 2003, 11:48 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-Darth Badly@May 14 2003, 11:45 AM
Isn't Darth Lara on the jury too???
No, I was told that I would compromise the jury. :0
It was a joke... the jury would be found in compromising situations... ? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif [/b][/quote]

Well, that settles it. Let's have her onboard then.

Darth Badly

05-14-2003, 02:58 PM

And could someone please state clearly for the jury exactly who is charged with exactly what, please?

Also my dog (Scooby-Doo) has said that she would like to be foreman of the jury - is this acceptable to the court? (And the rest of the jury??)

nerfer

05-14-2003, 03:26 PM

Fine with me! In fact could be a really good thing, dogs are usually good judges of character! We'll have to see how he reacts!

Krogenar

05-14-2003, 04:30 PM

Originally posted by nerfer@May 14 2003, 02:26 PM

Fine with me! In fact could be a really good thing, dogs are usually good judges of character! We'll have to see how he reacts!
[Krogenar rearranges his collar, revealing his neck, which is encircled by a necklace of Milk-Bones.]

kopernikuz

05-14-2003, 05:23 PM

Originally posted by Krogenar+May 14 2003, 02:30 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Krogenar @ May 14 2003, 02:30 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-nerfer@May 14 2003, 02:26 PM

Fine with me! In fact could be a really good thing, dogs are usually good judges of character! We'll have to see how he reacts!
[Krogenar rearranges his collar, revealing his neck, which is encircled by a necklace of Milk-Bones.] [/b][/quote]
[kopernikuz lifts his left pantleg slightly revealing a T'bone steak duct taped to his ankle. He glances over at his opponent]

Darth Badly

05-14-2003, 05:43 PM

Originally posted by nerfer@May 14 2003, 07:26 PM

Fine with me! In fact could be a really good thing, dogs are usually good judges of character! We'll have to see how he reacts!

She's a very good judge of character indeed. My former lodger, Emma, used to always bring her dates back to see if they passed the Scooby-test.

Siamese Sith

05-14-2003, 06:04 PM

Originally posted by Darth Badly@May 14 2003, 12:58 PM
And could someone please state clearly for the jury exactly who is charged with exactly what, please?

Also my dog (Scooby-Doo) has said that she would like to be foreman of the jury - is this acceptable to the court? (And the rest of the jury??)
Ladies and Gentlemen, and doggies, thru this trial I will show you (the incomplete jury) that my client Mr. Krogenar has been falsely accused of corporate treason and attemping to move up the PDTcorporate ladder by *Ahem* knocking the plaintiff off it. But in reality the defendant is simply just another victim of corporate strong arming the little man. We are counter suing for Mental Anguish, and the copyrighted name of the site (http://www.pleasedrivethrough.com)

nerfer

05-14-2003, 06:04 PM

<span style='color:c1007e'><span style='font-family:comic sans ms'>

Kewl Badly! When I first visited here and met Rusty's family. He said I had to pass the Corky test. Which was his dog and I did! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

Nerf does her duty as juror and notes the antics of both parties. Hmm both trying to bribe, Scooby, this could be a tough case to judge!</span>[</span>

Marbleman

05-14-2003, 07:33 PM

Originally posted by Siamese Sith@May 14 2003, 11:28 AM
I would like to counter sue for mental anguish that Professor Krogenar has suffered at the hands of Mr Kopernikuz!
OBJECTION!

if the defendant demands to be called "professor" (doubtful), then my client will be called by his full name: doctor gaius kopernikuz minimus, jr.

we are counter-counter suing on the grounds that professor krogenar is not in mental anguish. he appears not to have suffered in the capacities of his mind. i also object to the "strong arming" comment made by mr sir siam of sith, a direct, insensitive attack on my clients condition. doctor kopernikuz suffers from "small string-armitis," a rare disease which effects the arm muscle tissue. he may be bad at arm wrestling, but that doesnt need to be pointed out. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mad.gif

ladies and gentledogs, the cats out of the bag!

*marbleman takes a nearby sack and releases nine black felines into the courtroom. the jury dogs howl and chase the cats around, knocking over professor krogenars capuccino and ruining his spiffy outfit that his mommy picked for him*

Krogenar

05-14-2003, 09:12 PM

Originally posted by marbleman84@May 14 2003, 06:33 PM
doctor kopernikuz suffers from "small string-armitis," a rare disease which
Whoa! I didn't need to hear that! Your Honor, does the court need to hear about Doctor Kopernikuz' physical deformities?

Siamese Sith

05-14-2003, 09:17 PM

SS elbows Proffessor Krogenar "I bet he wears a neck brace into the courtroom to get those handicaped spots right in front of the court"

Krogenar

05-14-2003, 09:34 PM

Originally posted by Siamese Sith@May 14 2003, 08:17 PM
SS elbows Proffessor Krogenar "I bet he wears a neck brace into the courtroom to get those handicaped spots right in front of the court"
*snickers*

Siamese Sith

05-14-2003, 09:36 PM

Hey I have a gameboy in my briefcase, ya mind if I play for a bit till Judge Javen comes in?

Krogenar

05-15-2003, 01:00 PM

[A cable falls into the center of the courtroom through an open skylight.]

I would like to suggest a brief recess so I can go see The Matrix.

Thanks, bye.

[Krogenar hooks his harness into the line, and is helicoptered away from the courthouse.]

Marbleman

05-15-2003, 01:56 PM

Originally posted by Krogenar@May 15 2003, 11:00 AM
[A cable falls into the center of the courtroom through an open skylight.]

I would like to suggest a brief recess so I can go see The Matrix.

Thanks, bye.

[Krogenar hooks his harness into the line, and is helicoptered away from the courthouse.]
*acting quickly, MM takes out his grappling hookshot and shoots professor krogenar in the leg. he ties the other end to a nearby gargoyle statue.*

your not going anywhere, professor.

Siamese Sith

05-15-2003, 02:12 PM

OH MY GOD! YOUR HONOR??? The plaintiffs lawyer just shot a harpoon in my clients leg! :eek: I OBJECT!

Marbleman

05-15-2003, 02:18 PM

the judge didnt dismiss him! besides he was violating city ordinace #00413, which reads that there are to be no helicopter escapes from the judicial building. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/cool.gif

kopernikuz

05-15-2003, 02:23 PM

[kopernikuz reviews his contract with his lawyer to see if he is required to pay for the usage of a harpoon... he peruses it, notices a clause about aquatic hunting devices...]

Damn. Are those things expensive?

Krogenar

05-15-2003, 04:38 PM

Originally posted by kopernikuz@May 15 2003, 01:23 PM
[kopernikuz reviews his contract with his lawyer to see if he is required to pay for the usage of a harpoon... he peruses it, notices a clause about aquatic hunting devices...]

Damn. Are those things expensive?
[The gargoyle statue, under the tremendous strain of the helicopter, breaks loose. Krogenar desperately tries to untangle the grappling hook from his leg but cannot. Finally, Krogenar disappears through the skylight. The gargoyle (still attached to his leg) flails wildly around the room, smashing into the jury box, and narrowly misses Judge Javen's head. Finally, it smashes through the skylight, sending a shower of glass shards falling down into the courtroom.]

[Later that evening, Krogenar sits in the movie theater with a tub of popcorn on his lap. In the seat next to him, the gargoyle has been propped up to face the film. Krogenar shushes the gargoyle every now and then, just for a laugh.]

nerfer

05-15-2003, 04:41 PM

LOL!!!!

Javen

05-15-2003, 08:45 PM

Originally posted by Krogenar+May 14 2003, 07:12 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Krogenar @ May 14 2003, 07:12 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-marbleman84@May 14 2003, 06:33 PM
doctor kopernikuz suffers from "small string-armitis," a rare disease which
Whoa! I didn't need to hear that! Your Honor, does the court need to hear about Doctor Kopernikuz' physical deformities? [/b][/quote]
Actually, the court will need to hear this. You may proceed kopernikuz.

Javen

05-15-2003, 08:52 PM

This Court is in recess until all have seen The Matrix. Also sorry I was missing in the courtroom when the trial started, but I was busy at my second job as a chipendale.

Darth Badly

05-15-2003, 10:55 PM

Originally posted by nerfer@May 14 2003, 10:04 PM
[color=c1007e][font=comic sans ms]

Kewl Badly! When I first visited here and met Rusty's family. He said I had to pass the Corky test. Which was his dog and I did! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

It's a tough test, but ya gotta do it. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

Siamese Sith

05-16-2003, 06:11 PM

Your Honor I would like to call Darth Insightful to the stand....

Javen

05-16-2003, 06:16 PM

Originally posted by Siamese Sith@May 16 2003, 04:11 PM
Your Honor I would like to call Darth Insightful to the stand....
Darth Insightful, you may approach the bench and be sworn in.

Siamese Sith

05-16-2003, 08:52 PM

SS reaches into his sports authority great outdoors briefcase and starts playing his gameboy again. "I CHOOSE YOU PIKACHU!!!!" :look:

Darth Badly

05-16-2003, 08:54 PM

Darth Badly reaches into his bag and produces a large bucket of popcorn. He begins munching and out of reach of his hound offers it around to the other jury members.

Javen

05-16-2003, 08:55 PM

Originally posted by Darth Badly@May 16 2003, 06:54 PM
Darth Badly reaches into his bag and produces a large bucket of popcorn. He begins munching and out of reach of his hound offers it around to the other jury members.
Do you have tags for that dog? Or is that really a dog?

Whitesaber

05-16-2003, 08:57 PM

Darth Insightful, you may approach the bench and be sworn in.

I thought there's no swearing in courtrooms...

Javen

05-16-2003, 08:59 PM

Originally posted by Whitesaber@May 16 2003, 06:57 PM
Darth Insightful, you may approach the bench and be sworn in.

I thought there's no swearing in courtrooms...
Only if someones mother is around.

Siamese Sith

05-16-2003, 09:09 PM

hey where'd Dr Kopernikuz go.......hmmmmmm :look:

flo fett

05-16-2003, 09:14 PM

*sidles into the courtroom and approaches the bench*

M'lud? You forgot your lunch *hands over sandwiches* and did you remember to put on your vest cos there's a chill in the air and I don't want you catching a cold

Marbleman

05-17-2003, 01:27 AM

Originally posted by Siamese Sith@May 16 2003, 06:52 PM
SS reaches into his sports authority great outdoors briefcase and starts playing his gameboy again. "I CHOOSE YOU PIKACHU!!!!" :look:
*marbleman throws a link across the room to SS who catches it warily. the two lawyers hook their gba sps together and begin a pokemon match to the death*

now lets see if you can fight as well as you conjecture, sir siam of sith! I CHOOSE YOU ONIX! :0

Javen

05-17-2003, 01:10 PM

Ok SS and MM, you two approach the bench at once.

*Whispering*Any one you have another link? I left mine at home.

Darth Insightful

05-17-2003, 03:32 PM

Originally posted by Siamese Sith@May 16 2003, 04:11 PM
Your Honor I would like to call Darth Insightful to the stand....
You rang?

kopernikuz

05-17-2003, 04:36 PM

I'll have the court know that I am a perfect specimen with no deformities whatsoever...

Siamese Sith

05-17-2003, 04:41 PM

Originally posted by Darth Insightful+May 17 2003, 01:32 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Darth Insightful @ May 17 2003, 01:32 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-Siamese Sith@May 16 2003, 04:11 PM
Your Honor I would like to call Darth Insightful to the stand....
You rang? [/b][/quote]
Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and and nothing but the truth so help you GOD?

Darth Insightful

05-18-2003, 02:34 PM

Darth Badly

05-18-2003, 08:01 PM

Originally posted by Javen+May 17 2003, 12:55 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Javen @ May 17 2003, 12:55 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-Darth Badly@May 16 2003, 06:54 PM
Darth Badly reaches into his bag and produces a large bucket of popcorn. He begins munching and out of reach of his hound offers it around to the other jury members.
Do you have tags for that dog? Or is that really a dog? [/b][/quote]
Yes, it's a dog!

kopernikuz

05-19-2003, 09:45 AM

Originally posted by Siamese Sith+May 17 2003, 02:41 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Siamese Sith @ May 17 2003, 02:41 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> Originally posted by Darth Insightful@May 17 2003, 01:32 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Siamese Sith@May 16 2003, 04:11 PM
Your Honor I would like to call Darth Insightful to the stand....
You rang?
Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and and nothing but the truth so help you GOD? [/b][/quote]
OBJECTION... your honor... there is certainly potential for perjury that cannot be prosecuted when counsel swears in his own witness? Why don't we have a bailiff in this circus? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

Krogenar

05-19-2003, 01:02 PM

[Krogenar pokes his head into the courtroom.]

Isn't this over yet? I'm clearly in the right, your Honor. I started the use of the lovable catchphrase "Thank you, please drive through." in my posting for the last few months. Since then it's been uttered around water cooler's across the nation.

The name of the site is, I remind you, "PleaseDriveThrough.com" - therefore, since I am the owner of that intellectual property (for which the website is named), I should be awarded sole ownership of the website.

If it pleases the court, I would be willing to retain Mr. Kopernikuz' services in regards to the upkeep, diaper-changing, maintenance, development, tucking in at bedtime, and overall administration of the site itself. All for a nominal, nominal fee of course.

I, however, would remain as the sole owner of the site.

Thank you for your time!

[Krogenar returns to the table, wearing a Matrix baseball hat, jacket, wrist watch, and a Matrix-inspired Happy Meal.]

kopernikuz

05-19-2003, 02:05 PM

Your honor! May I request a recess! I need to go to the bathroom and clean out my ears... because that was the biggest load of crap to ever enter them...

Okay... seriously... let's recess... I gotta pee.

Krogenar

05-19-2003, 05:04 PM

Your Honor, I object to the fact that Mr. Kopernikuz has changed his avatar so as to appear more congenial and honest to the jury.

That's patently unfair.

kopernikuz

05-19-2003, 05:07 PM

I am proud of my imaginary military service fulfilled through viewing numerous great war movies. Your honor... Mr. Krogenar is challenging my cinematic patriotism.

nerfer

05-19-2003, 05:08 PM

Nerf thinks, kewl beans Bruce Willis! He's great. Uh oh better stop thinking like that, don't want to be biased!

Javen

05-19-2003, 09:14 PM

Originally posted by Krogenar@May 19 2003, 11:02 AM
[Krogenar pokes his head into the courtroom.]

Isn't this over yet? I'm clearly in the right, your Honor. I started the use of the lovable catchphrase "Thank you, please drive through." in my posting for the last few months. Since then it's been uttered around water cooler's across the nation.

The name of the site is, I remind you, "PleaseDriveThrough.com" - therefore, since I am the owner of that intellectual property (for which the website is named), I should be awarded sole ownership of the website.

If it pleases the court, I would be willing to retain Mr. Kopernikuz' services in regards to the upkeep, diaper-changing, maintenance, development, tucking in at bedtime, and overall administration of the site itself. All for a nominal, nominal fee of course.

I, however, would remain as the sole owner of the site.

Thank you for your time!

[Krogenar returns to the table, wearing a Matrix baseball hat, jacket, wrist watch, and a Matrix-inspired Happy Meal.]
YOU...are out of order! Are you on the witness stand? No you're not. Please sit down, Thank you and please drink this tall glass of shutup juice.

Javen

05-19-2003, 09:16 PM

Originally posted by Krogenar@May 19 2003, 03:04 PM
Your Honor, I object to the fact that Mr. Kopernikuz has changed his avatar so as to appear more congenial and honest to the jury.

That's patently unfair.
Overruled, kopernikuz may keep the avatar.

Javen

05-19-2003, 09:20 PM

Baliff, please swear to re-swear Darth Insightful.

Darth Badly

05-19-2003, 09:27 PM

Sits upright.

Oh, it's de judge.

Krogenar

05-19-2003, 09:45 PM

(mutters) "Justice delayed is Justice denied...."

kopernikuz

05-20-2003, 08:58 AM

You honor... how about that recess... I have undisputable evidence that will show the court that there is absolutely no basis for the claims of Mr. Krogenar... and will end this case once and for all...

If you'll will grant the recess... I will retrieve this evidence.

Javen

05-20-2003, 02:05 PM

Recess granted. But on the basis you bring me a #1 with a Dr. Pepper from McDonalds.And supersize that also.

kopernikuz

05-20-2003, 02:34 PM

Sorry, this McDonalds only has Coke products... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.gif

Javen

05-20-2003, 02:57 PM

Originally posted by kopernikuz@May 20 2003, 12:34 PM
Sorry, this McDonalds only has Coke products... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.gif
Fine a Coke will do. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mad.gif

kopernikuz

05-20-2003, 02:58 PM

You got it...

[looks around dramatically... clears his throat so all can hear...]

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK...

[kopernikuz then nods to his lawyer, MM... flashes his Bruce Willis avatar at nerfer... and a steely eyed glare at Krogenar... he then walks down the aisle... with a sense of purpose... the entire room is in silence... staring at him in anticipation...

then he trips on a bend in the carpeting and falls flat on his face... he struggles to his feet, dusts himself off... and tries to block out the stifled giggles throughout the room... he then rushes out.]

Darth Badly

05-20-2003, 03:01 PM

Originally posted by kopernikuz@May 20 2003, 06:58 PM
You got it...

[looks around dramatically... clears his throat so all can hear...]

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK...

[kopernikuz then nods to his lawyer, MM... flashes his Bruce Willis avatar at nerfer... and a steely eyed glare at Krogenar... he then walks down the aisle... with a sense of purpose... the entire room is in silence...

then he trips on a bend in the carpeting and falls flat on his face... he struggles to his feet, dusts himself off... and tries to block out the stifled giggles throughout the room... he then rushes out.]

Hey!

The jury are hungry too!

Get some burgers and something for the dog, ok?

Javen

05-20-2003, 03:24 PM

[drums his fingers, then cracks them. looks around at the hungry jury looking back at him.Begins to open some crackers.All eyes now at the crackers, Judge slowly puts them back in pocket.]

You know, it has been an hour, and kopernikuz has not returned. MM where is you client? Do you not know where he is? I am an impatient Judge, and that is not a good thing...

Krogenar

05-20-2003, 03:57 PM

[A cardboard cutout of Krogenar sits at the prosecutions table. Siamese Sith continues to whisper in it's ear, and nods from time to time.]

"Your Honor... thank you, please drive through."

[Krogenar gives a winning smile.]

Aquaman

05-20-2003, 04:04 PM

[The double doors to the courtroom suddenly burst open, and a murmur of shock and alarm rustles through the courtroom. Aquaman, runs down the aisle, pushing past the court guards and reporters. Dripping wet and draped in seaweed, he clutches a steering wheel in his hand!]

"I just found Kopernikuz' car in the East River!"

[Zoom in on Siamese Sith's face!]
Siamese thinks, "Here comes my book deal!"

[Zoom in on Javen's face.]
Javen thinks, "I'm the new Ito... oh yeah..."

[Zoom in on MM's face.]
Marbleman thinks, ".. if you like pina colada's and getting in the rain... if you're not into yoga... if you have half a- huh?"

[Zoom in on the cutout of Krogenar's face.]
[The mouth movement mechanism stops.]

Javen

05-20-2003, 04:08 PM

Originally posted by Aquaman@May 20 2003, 02:04 PM
[The double doors to the courtroom suddenly burst open, and a murmur of shock and alarm rustles through the courtroom. Aquaman, runs down the aisle, pushing past the court guards and reporters. Dripping wet and draped in seaweed, he clutches a steering wheel in his hand!]

"I just found Kopernikuz' car in the East River!"

[Zoom in on Siamese Sith's face!]
Siamese thinks, "Here comes my book deal!"

[Zoom in on Javen's face.]
Javen thinks, "I'm the new Ito... oh yeah..."

[Zoom in on MM's face.]
Marbleman thinks, ".. if you like pina colada's and getting in the rain... if you're not into yoga... if you have half a- huh?"

[Zoom in on the cutout of Krogenar's face.]
[The mouth movement mechanism stops.]
Oh no :0 You didn't happen to see my McDonalds combo meal did you?

*ahem* This terrible, terrible. I want Krog immeditialey thrown i jail and questioned. Baliff!

Krogenar

05-20-2003, 04:10 PM

[The cardboard cutout of Krogenar suddenly bursts into flame!]

[As it burns, Krogenar crumples it down into a pile, and stamps it down into a lump of charred paper.]

That was close! I'm ok, everyone.

[Krogenar runs his fingers through his hair, forcing some water out. He re-arranges his tie, checks his cuff-links and smiles broadly.]

Krogenar

05-20-2003, 04:11 PM

Originally posted by Javen@May 20 2003, 03:08 PM
*ahem* This terrible, terrible. I want Krog immeditialey thrown i jail and questioned. Baliff!
:0

Siamese Sith

05-20-2003, 05:06 PM

SS looks around as his client bursts into flames....Spontaneous human combustion...... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/cool.gif Your honor Here's that extra link. MM has destroyed my Pikachu, so I'll call my level 99 super monster! Mwuhahahahaha!!! I CHOOSE YOU KROGACHU!!!! USE POLITICAL SHOCKWAVE NOW!

Krogenar

05-20-2003, 06:41 PM

Your honor, before you take me into custody for a crime I did not commit, at least allow me to address the jury.

I think I deserve the chance to defend myself! I've got no idea who would have harmed Kopernikuz. And we have no definitive proof that he's even been harmed.

Whitesaber

05-20-2003, 06:49 PM

*Bursts into the courtoom* I know exactly who did it!!!! With the collaborative help of my staff and evidence collected from the scene, I have concluded that the culprit behind this hidious crime is none other than...

...

Crap! This is the wrong room. *Runs out*

Javen

05-20-2003, 07:31 PM

Originally posted by Krogenar@May 20 2003, 04:41 PM
Your honor, before you take me into custody for a crime I did not commit, at least allow me to address the jury.

I think I deserve the chance to defend myself! I've got no idea who would have harmed Kopernikuz. And we have no definitive proof that he's even been harmed.
Well first off Krogenar. I am still hungry, so I might have killed kopernikuz.... :look: Hey, lighten up just a little Court humor.

Secondly, how do you even know he was harmed. You sure you don't want to plead the 5th before you go any farther with your statements? If not, you may proceed to keep putting a foot in your mouth.

I would like some fish ^Sole anyone?

Javen

05-20-2003, 07:32 PM

Originally posted by Whitesaber@May 20 2003, 04:49 PM
*Bursts into the courtoom* I know exactly who did it!!!! With the collaborative help of my staff and evidence collected from the scene, I have concluded that the culprit behind this hidious crime is none other than...

...

Crap! This is the wrong room. *Runs out*
Baliff! please catch that man and throw him in jail for this disruption!

Siamese Sith

05-20-2003, 07:52 PM

HAHAHAHA I'm the poke champ! YOU GO KROGACHU!

Darth Badly

05-20-2003, 08:17 PM

All this shouting is frightening my dog... err jury foreman.

Siamese Sith

05-20-2003, 08:34 PM

Javen

05-20-2003, 08:55 PM

I'm not sure Siamese Sith if that is possible.But, if you talk sweetley to the stenogropher she might do that. If you talk mean, she might just scratch something else, so be careful.

Oh and D-Badly does you jury foreman have fleas?

Darth Badly

05-20-2003, 09:04 PM

Originally posted by Javen@May 21 2003, 12:55 AM

Oh and D-Badly does you jury foreman have fleas?

Certainly she doesn't.

She's just itching to see some witnesses on the stand.

Justin

05-20-2003, 11:51 PM

Originally posted by Siamese Sith@May 20 2003, 11:34 PM
I'd like to have those comments scratched from the record
I think they say "stricken."

Javen

05-20-2003, 11:59 PM

Originally posted by Justin+May 20 2003, 09:51 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Justin @ May 20 2003, 09:51 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-Siamese Sith@May 20 2003, 11:34 PM
I'd like to have those comments scratched from the record
I think they say "stricken." [/b][/quote]
Sir, you're out of order. Striken is quite a word, it sounds like someone just got leprosy.

One of our jury memebers has requested a witness. So can we please get on with some kind of testomony. Siamese? Marbleman? any you would like to call to the stand?

Marbleman

05-21-2003, 12:09 AM

*marblemans mouth smirks slightly and he gesticulates to the person beside him*

as a matter of fact i do, your honor. id like to call to the stand mr. comatose, who has come here to testify against professor krogenar. mr comatose?

*no response.*

um. . . mr comatose? oh god, not again. i should have foreseen this. . .

i guess id like my client to take the stand.

Siamese Sith

05-21-2003, 01:10 AM

I'd like to call a witness your honor... I call Darth Laura to the stand!
Doesn't anyone have a pokemon that can challenge KROGACHU! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

Marbleman

05-21-2003, 01:16 AM

KOPERNIPUFF! I CHOOSE YOU!

make him suffer. . . style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sly.gif

Siamese Sith

05-21-2003, 01:30 AM

KROGACHU....WAFFLE DEFENSE GO!

Marbleman

05-21-2003, 01:38 AM

KOPERNIPUFF - SYRUP SWIRL ASSAULT! :0

Siamese Sith

05-21-2003, 01:47 AM

DAM! Kopernipuffs got us in a sticky situation!
If Krogachu can beat Kopernipuff I'll be able to get Krogachu to level 100! And he can upgrade to Krogasaur!

nerfer

05-21-2003, 01:58 AM

Nerf whips out her GBA and starts playing her Inu-Yasha game. *looks around at everyone.

Whaaaaa, its not like there's any legal stuff going on right now anyway. Geez I'm getting hungry. I got a real craving for coleslaw. Anyone got any coleslaw?

Marbleman

05-21-2003, 02:05 AM

yea theres some in my fridge but you might get bochalism. hold o -

*marbleman turns around too late as KOPERNIPUFF is sliced in two by KROGACHUs devastating POLITICUT!*

noooooo! ko- per - ni - puuuuuufff!!! :0

Siamese Sith

05-21-2003, 02:06 AM

Hey Nerf! Why not join in the fun of.....err uhh starwaramon style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif Here's a link! SS tosses a link to Nerf in the jury box. Summon Moocat!

Lara

05-21-2003, 03:27 AM

*Darth Lara enters the court room and sees MM, Ss and Nerfer playing some kind of game. They were so enthralled by the game that they didn´t notice her taking the stand so she waited silently for someone to notice her presence. Lara takes a burger from her purse and offers it to Judge Javen, "Heard you were hungry, your Honor."*

Krogenar

05-21-2003, 08:50 AM

[Krogenar watches both attorneys and the jury playing video games, and turn to look at Javen, just as the judge takes a mouth-filling bite from a Whopper.]

Is anyone taking this trial seriously!?

[Krogenar watches Lara take the stand and grins.]

Javen

05-21-2003, 10:39 AM

Originally posted by Darth Lara@May 21 2003, 01:27 AM
*Darth Lara enters the court room and sees MM, Ss and Nerfer playing some kind of game. They were so enthralled by the game that they didn´t notice her taking the stand so she waited silently for someone to notice her presence. Lara takes a burger from her purse and offers it to Judge Javen, "Heard you were hungry, your Honor."*
Thank you Lara, Your Honor is honored with your presence. *Takes a bite and finds it tastes a little funny*

But I must please ask that the Baliff...oh wait the Baliff is looking for the person that disrupted My Courtroom. I will swear you in.*Takes Lara's hand and lovely hands by the way.Do you Lara take me as your lawlful...whoops wrong speach. Do you Lara swear to tell the TRUTH the whole TRUTH and nothing but the TRUTH so help you God?

*Takes the bun off and fins some lipstick, and a hairnet, some change*

"Wow, that was really good" style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko.gif *casually puts the burger in the trash*

Krogenar this thing is about to get real serious. We have kopernikuz missing. We can't seem to beat this game, the jury is hungry and D-Badly's formeman is looking at my leg.

Siamese Sith

05-21-2003, 01:09 PM

SS looks up and sees the witness he called being sworn in, and pauses starwaramon for a sec.
Miss bunny, I understand you have a relationship with my client, care to tell the court about your *ahem* business ventures with my client?

Lara

05-21-2003, 01:16 PM

"I swear," Lara says as she is sworn in in a very peculiar fashion. *This trial is a complete circus act!* She thinks as she takes her seat. Lara glances towards the jury to see if someone is paying attention to her -- damn! I should´ve brought a milk bone for the dog -- She notices the grin on Krogenar´s face and her immediate impulse is to return the grin hoping that Judge Javen is too busy with his whopper to take notice.

Siamese Sith

05-21-2003, 01:21 PM

Perhaps Miss Bunny didn't understand the question, let me repeat myself, Miss bunny, I understand you have a relationship with my client, care to tell the court about your *ahem* business ventures with my client?

Lara

05-21-2003, 01:32 PM

*Lara sits up straight and blushes at the question.* "Well, Mr. Sith of Siam, I, uh, we -- she tries to look at Krog nervously from the corner of her eye to see if she can read his expression, but since his attorney is blocking her view she realizes that she´s on her own -- we went to the pond to feed the ducks and then we went to a lecture on Renaissance Painting. There is nothing sordid about that, just two people having a good time." -- I think the attorney´s mind is in the gutter --. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

Siamese Sith

05-21-2003, 01:40 PM

On the contarary Miss bunny...YOU mustn't have understood the question: I said Business ventures....
Does this seem familiar to you?

**Live, from Chippendales it's The Love Connection with your hostess Dr. Bunny and Krogenar , the sex cop -- he's the one wearing black leather pants and a torn white shirt -- "Hello, my friends. Welcome to The Love Connection. This is your hostess, Dr. Bunny, anyone in desperate need of romantic advice just needs to PM me and I will post your query, anonymously, on this thread with my sincere -- and often sexy -- advice.

So make yourselves at home, bring your own bucket, and start filling my PM box...and just my PM box!"

Care to answer the question again...huff

SS looks over at his client and rolls his eyes style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif

Angel Starmaster

05-21-2003, 01:43 PM

*Angel Sits quietly in the back of the room, watching intently and fingering the trigger on his blaster, hoping beyond hope that he'll get the opportunity to do a one man scene from "Boondock Saints."* style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sneaky2.gif

Javen

05-21-2003, 01:44 PM

Siamese I believe you are out of order here. That has no relevance.*Takes a note and passes it to Siamese Sith*

Reads"You wouldn't happen to have pics of that would you?"

You may proceed and carry on.

Lara

05-21-2003, 01:45 PM

"Ooooooh, that, I´m sorry sir but you intimidate me! well, he told me that a little bunny had come in his dreams and told him that I should start a relationship thread for the frustrated souls of the Senate. I took his advice, I believe in the bunny fairy, and started the thread. I asked him to be part of it but he didn´t seem too interested. I´ve done all the work."

Siamese Sith

05-21-2003, 01:48 PM

SS leans over to Judge Javen "typical guy"

Angel Starmaster

05-21-2003, 01:48 PM

*Doesn't beleive in the Bunny-Fairy. Trigger finger itches....*

Sniff....

Darth Vegas

05-21-2003, 02:58 PM

What's the jury's job in all of this? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/eh.gif

Javen

05-21-2003, 03:37 PM

Well lets see...what does a jury do? Sits, takes recess, listens, recess, lunch, listens some more, then go to sleep start all over.Decide the fate of a person, then get $5.00 for participating.

nerfer

05-21-2003, 04:02 PM

Nerf looks disappointed, awww I was about to launch Moo's Sarcasm attack... BOO! She pouts for a while and then decides she should probably listen to what the witness has to say.

Hmmmm wonders if feeding ducks at the park is referencing something naughty. Then thinks maybe she should get her head out of the gutter....

Nerf also notices someone with an itchy trigger finger at the back and wonders if he's about to go all Spike Spiegal on the court. Hmm a rampage could be fun. If he starts shooting maybe I can borrow the Tetsusaiga and release the Wind Scar and have some fun in here. I'm pretty sure lawyers and stuff count as demons, since its attack won't work on humans.

Javen

05-21-2003, 04:06 PM

Originally posted by nerfer@May 21 2003, 02:02 PM
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Nerf looks disappointed, awww I was about to launch Moo's Sarcasm attack... BOO! She pouts for a while and then decides she should probably listen to what the witness has to say.

Comments are aloud. Just beware of Judge Javen's comments back.This courtroom is a circus. I mean look at all the clowns on the jury. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

nerfer

05-21-2003, 05:29 PM

LOL!

Oooh Nerf realises she has a Twix in her handbag YUMMY!

Looks at it, looks at Judge Javen, want some?

Marbleman

05-21-2003, 06:24 PM

*MM sobs over the carcass of his starwarmon in the corner, unaware of the courts comings and goings*
:tears:

kopernipuff . . .

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mad.gif
you killed him, SS, but he will be revived, more powerful than he was before!

nerf can i have some of that twix?

Siamese Sith

05-21-2003, 07:36 PM

KROGACHU sucks the soul out of KOPERNIPUFF *SLURP* KROGACHU transform into KROGASAUR!!!

Darth Badly

05-21-2003, 11:31 PM

Originally posted by Javen+May 21 2003, 08:06 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Javen @ May 21 2003, 08:06 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-nerfer@May 21 2003, 02:02 PM
[color=c1007e][font=comic sans ms]

Nerf looks disappointed, awww I was about to launch Moo's Sarcasm attack... BOO! She pouts for a while and then decides she should probably listen to what the witness has to say.

Comments are aloud. Just beware of Judge Javen's comments back.This courtroom is a circus. I mean look at all the clowns on the jury. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif [/b][/quote]

You got something against Clownists, buddy?

DB holds a big big custard pie, ready for action.

Javen

05-21-2003, 11:32 PM

Oh yes, D-Badly is a clownist. Miss Stenoggrapher, please erase what I said about the clowns. Carry on...

Darth Badly

05-21-2003, 11:36 PM

DB puts down the custard pie.

The foreman of the jury begins licking it with great abandon.

Marbleman

05-22-2003, 02:43 AM

Originally posted by Siamese Sith@May 21 2003, 05:36 PM
KROGACHU sucks the soul out of KOPERNIPUFF *SLURP* KROGACHU transform into KROGASAUR!!!
eehhhhh.
glad i had starwarmon insurance.

. . . :look:

*MM picks up his cell phone and whispers to his agent: "call gary becker, its a special case."*

now what am i supposed to do with all this rare candy and this twix bar? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unhappy.gif

Krogenar

05-22-2003, 10:37 AM

Originally posted by Darth Lara@May 21 2003, 12:45 PM
"Ooooooh, that, I´m sorry sir but you intimidate me! well, he told me that a little bunny had come in his dreams and told him that I should start a relationship thread for the frustrated souls of the Senate. I took his advice, I believe in the bunny fairy, and started the thread. I asked him to be part of it but he didn´t seem too interested. I´ve done all the work."
[Krogenar fidgits in his seat, frowning, wishing he could speak out.]

Lara

05-22-2003, 10:53 AM

*Lara notices Krog´s frown and is afraid that she might have said something wrong, or something that can be misconstrued. -- Gulp -- She glances at the defendant apologetically.*

Krogenar

05-22-2003, 01:15 PM

Originally posted by Darth Lara@May 22 2003, 09:53 AM
*Lara notices Krog´s frown and is afraid that she might have said something wrong, or something that can be misconstrued. -- Gulp -- She glances at the defendant apologetically.*
[Krogenar communicates to Lara through a complicated series of chirps, whistles and sniffling noises that he's not upset by a single word she's said, and that he's just waiting for his chance to make his case.]

Marbleman

05-22-2003, 01:19 PM

*MM looks at krogenar inquisitively as he hacks and sniffs like a caveman.* ???

eeh. . . gesundeit!

Lara

05-22-2003, 01:36 PM

*Lara feels relieved as Krog conveys his message. Tension disappears from her expression as she thinks, "well, is anyone else going to cross-examine me? can I step off the witness stand?" She glances towards the jury and notices that the dog seems to be mesmerized with Krog´s chirps.*

Javen

05-22-2003, 01:42 PM

Originally posted by Krogenar+May 22 2003, 11:15 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Krogenar @ May 22 2003, 11:15 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-Darth Lara@May 22 2003, 09:53 AM
*Lara notices Krog´s frown and is afraid that she might have said something wrong, or something that can be misconstrued. -- Gulp -- She glances at the defendant apologetically.*
[Krogenar communicates to Lara through a complicated series of chirps, whistles and sniffling noises that he's not upset by a single word she's said, and that he's just waiting for his chance to make his case.] [/b][/quote]
Judge Javen notices some strange noises coming from Krogenar.

"Krogenar you need some Nyquil? Or is that some kind of mateing call?"

Marbleman

05-22-2003, 02:02 PM

Originally posted by Javen@May 22 2003, 11:42 AM
"Krogenar you need some Nyquil? Or is that some kind of mateing call?"
uh oh. is that dog okay, krogenar, he seems to have taken a sudden interest in your leg. :look:

nerfer

05-22-2003, 11:58 PM

Quick Marble! Throw the candy to the floor it will distract the doggy and stop him humping.......... But save the Twix and eat it, tis good!

Krogenar

05-23-2003, 01:28 PM

Originally posted by Javen+May 22 2003, 12:42 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Javen @ May 22 2003, 12:42 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> Originally posted by Krogenar@May 22 2003, 11:15 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-Darth Lara@May 22 2003, 09:53 AM
*Lara notices Krog´s frown and is afraid that she might have said something wrong, or something that can be misconstrued. -- Gulp -- She glances at the defendant apologetically.*
[Krogenar communicates to Lara through a complicated series of chirps, whistles and sniffling noises that he's not upset by a single word she's said, and that he's just waiting for his chance to make his case.]
Judge Javen notices some strange noises coming from Krogenar.

"Krogenar you need some Nyquil? Or is that some kind of mateing call?" [/b][/quote]
[Krogenar tells Lara (in a secret language composed of grunts, chirps, and whistles) that you need to rub the ribs with the seasoning before putting them on a grill, and then add the vegetables and mesquite...]

[Krogenar notices the Judge is watching, and stops.]

No, your Honor, I think it's clearing now.

[Krogenar clears his throat while pinching the bridge of his nose, disgusting everyone.]

Angel Starmaster

05-23-2003, 01:36 PM

*Muttering to self* E nomine Padre, et phialie, es spritus sante...E nomine Padre, et phialie, es spritus sante...E nomine Padre, et phialie, es spritus sante...E nomine Padre, et phialie, es spritus sante...

*has a strange look in his eyes when they aren't rolled up in the back of his head*

Lara

05-23-2003, 01:44 PM

Originally posted by Krogenar@May 23 2003, 11:28 AM

[Krogenar tells Lara (in a secret language composed of grunts, chirps, and whistles) that you need to rub the ribs with the seasoning before putting them on a grill, and then add the vegetables and mesquite...]

[Krogenar notices the Judge is watching, and stops.]

Lara takes a pen and pad from her purse and starts jotting down Krog´s instructions. Unfortunately she doesn´t get the rest of the recipe due to the fact that Judge Javen abruptly became aware of the strange noises emanating from Krog. *Damn! oh well, I´ll try my best to prepare the ribs.*

Angel Starmaster

05-23-2003, 01:53 PM

*Muttering rises in volume slightly, develops a twitch beneath his left eye* E nomine Padre, et phialie, es spritus sante...E nomine Padre, et phialie, es spritus sante...E nomine Padre, et phialie, es spritus sante...E nomine Padre, et phialie, es spritus sante... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko.gif

Lara

05-23-2003, 01:57 PM

Lara looks towards the familiar sounding words to see who and why would someone need to cross himself in a court room. Her hazel eyes rest on a man in uniform who is absorbed in his ritual, *huh, I wonder why he´s doing that...over and over.*

Angel Starmaster

05-23-2003, 02:07 PM

*Rests a hand on the blaster beneath his black peacoat*E nomine Padre, et phialie, es spritus sante...E nomine Padre, et phialie, es spritus sante...
*Suddenly realizes he's for gotten Sean Patrick Flannery's speech, from The Boondock Saints.*
E nomine Padre, et phialie, es spritus sante...E Nom....uh..nay?...Aw, crap.
*sits down with a look of consternation*

nerfer

05-23-2003, 04:54 PM

Hmm all the chanting starts to make Nerf nervous, she wonders if she'll need to shoot some purity arrows today.....

Siamese Sith

05-23-2003, 04:55 PM

SS turns around and throws his GBA at the man muttering in latin, it collides with the mans head. Suddenly a flash of light blinds everyone into the galactic court...
When the light disappears the man is mysteriously pixilated into a Starwaramon! I caught Angi! When it reaches level 50 it transforms into sailor jedi and can unleash latin tsunami!

nerfer

05-23-2003, 05:02 PM

Huh!!! Nerf gasps in shock Ss has a shard of the Shikon no tama!!!!

Demon reveal thyself! Give me the shard or I'll have to shoot you with a purity arrow! Nerf grabs the bow, jumping over the jury box and stand poised ready to shoot an arrow at Ss....

Siamese Sith

05-23-2003, 07:42 PM

I CHOOSE YOU KROGACHU!!!!! Release Watergate Tsunami!

nerfer

05-23-2003, 07:46 PM

Nerf erects a barrier, (I must thank Kikyo for teaching me this trick) and watches the waves harmless crash against it and dissapate.

She shouts out to Kirara, go get Moo I think he has Tetsusaiga!

Marbleman

05-23-2003, 08:39 PM

hmph!
*marbleman looks at the greasy black spot where his starwarmon used to be*
if i cant fight then no one will! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sneaky2.gif

JUDGE JAVEN JUDGE JAVEN JUDGE JAVEN! theyre flooding the courtroom! ! !

Darth Badly

05-23-2003, 08:42 PM

Grabs the little foreman of the jury and begins to inflate liferaft he brought just in case this sort of thing should happen.

Javen

05-23-2003, 09:16 PM

[slams gavel down so hard it breaks in two] Please, some order in here! You are scareing the jury foreman. Now are there anymore witnesses?

Siamese Sith

05-24-2003, 02:44 AM

SS puts Krogachu in his pocket...
Ok sorry, So my next question for the witness is, has my client ever come to work hung over or on drugs? Does he throw lude comments around the thread? Does he show a lack of understanding of the job title? Does he try and take credit where it's not his? Does he use the company credit card for personal business?

Umm your honor Mr Kopernikuz seems to be quite tardy..... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif wink wink nudge nudge say no more...

Lara

05-24-2003, 09:32 AM

Lara wakes up from her daydreaming as Ss asks her a second question. Her eyes met his as she answered, "No, he has never come to work drunk or on drugs. He has never thrown lude comments around the thread. He understands the job title, he never takes credit where it isn´t due and he has never used the company credit card for personal business. The only times he has given advice in the thread is because I have asked him to and he did so with absolute professionalism."

Marbleman

05-24-2003, 05:20 PM

my client is in the hospital, thats why he is late. doctor kopernikuz is so brave, his small string armitis is slowly overtaking his body. soon he will have no arms whatsoever, and will have to start a new career as a professional stamp licker. but the pain of his surgery is nothing compared to the harsh betrayal of professor krogenar!

Javen

05-24-2003, 09:15 PM

Originally posted by marbleman84@May 24 2003, 03:20 PM
my client is in the hospital, thats why he is late. doctor kopernikuz is so brave, his small string armitis is slowly overtaking his body. soon he will have no arms whatsoever, and will have to start a new career as a professional stamp licker. but the pain of his surgery is nothing compared to the harsh betrayal of professor krogenar!
Would you happen to have proof of this? I mean, I really need alot of stamps licked. I got letters goin out everywhere and... :look: Why is everyone looking at 'ol Judgey?*Ahem.

Do you have proof of kopernikuz in the hospital?

nerfer

05-25-2003, 03:06 PM

Nerf brings down the barrier and puts down her bow and arrows. She returns to the jury box, but not before slapping down a sutra on the table before Ss (she whispers a silent thanks to Miroku). That should keep the demon side in check for a while.

Siamese Sith

05-26-2003, 01:51 AM

Originally posted by Darth Lara@May 24 2003, 07:32 AM
Lara wakes up from her daydreaming as Ss asks her a second question. Her eyes met his as she answered, "No, he has never come to work drunk or on drugs. He has never thrown lude comments around the thread. He understands the job title, he never takes credit where it isn´t due and he has never used the company credit card for personal business. The only times he has given advice in the thread is because I have asked him to and he did so with absolute professionalism."
So it sounds as if my client, Mr Krogenar, is a professional, responsible man with high morals as well as good community leader.
I just don't see how on the one hand you have this little armed man accusing my client of corporate treason, and on the other you have this professional, responsible, community leader!?
Absolutely ludicris style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif
Oh can security Puuuulease take that womans bow and arrows out of the court room.
So what happened to Mr Kopernikuz hmmmmmmmmmm?
SS leans over to the card board cut out of Krogenar, " he'll go for the sympathy votes and come in with a neckbrace and a crutch probably"
Lets see the proof! I say we go visit Mr Kopernikuz in Galactic Hospital!

Javen

05-26-2003, 11:29 AM

Yes, let's all take a merry trip to the Hospital. And see kopernikuz. Blaiff! bring the bus around.

Baliff"The prison bus Your Honor?"

J.J."No, the one that says Going to the hospital on the side style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif

Krogenar

05-26-2003, 08:28 PM

Originally posted by Siamese Sith@May 23 2003, 06:42 PM
I CHOOSE YOU KROGACHU!!!!! Release Watergate Tsunami!
Maybe Colin Ferguson is available. ???

Javen

05-26-2003, 08:44 PM

Originally posted by Krogenar+May 26 2003, 06:28 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Krogenar @ May 26 2003, 06:28 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-Siamese Sith@May 23 2003, 06:42 PM
I CHOOSE YOU KROGACHU!!!!! Release Watergate Tsunami!
Maybe Colin Ferguson is available. ??? [/b][/quote]
Yes, you may be on to something.

Siamese Sith

05-28-2003, 01:08 AM

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/crying.gif My first case and my client has fired me! WAAAAAAAAA
Well I hope for your sake Mr Kopernikuz doesn't disappear

Galactic court bus pulls up to Galactic hospital, everyone files out of the bus like a field day. SS leads class, err court to front desk...
"We're here to see Mr Kopernikuz from the Galactic Senate."

Marbleman

05-28-2003, 01:58 AM

well SS at least your client isnt dead. doctor kopernikuzs disease ate through his arms and continued until it reached his huge, giving, thoughtful, and philanthropic heart. he will be missed! although before he passed on he told me that he will put a deadly curse on anyone who tries to take his website from the kopernikuz estate. the curse involved being locked in a room for an hour with a rabid ewok possessing a nailgun.

his holdings go to his family including his website, and how will the media present a selfish man trying to steal from a grieving family!? i win the case by default, unless professor krogenar is a cold-hearted meanie. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/crying.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/satisfied.gif

nerfer

05-28-2003, 01:58 PM

Nerf waits with anticpation, and some popcorn (funnily enough they had a concessions stand at the hospital)

This is better than General Hospital on tv, she mumbles through a mouthful of popcorn. She thrusts the carton outwards, anyone want some?

Darth Badly

05-29-2003, 02:17 PM

The foreman of the jury needs to go to the park to take a leak, may we be excused for ten minutes, please?

Siamese Sith

05-29-2003, 08:37 PM

The foreman can use Mr Kopernikuz's bed pan style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif

Javen

05-29-2003, 08:52 PM

Originally posted by Darth Badly@May 29 2003, 12:17 PM
The foreman of the jury needs to go to the park to take a leak, may we be excused for ten minutes, please?
Yes, but you must bring back a sample for the nurse to test.I have my suspicions about this jury foreman.

Siamese Sith

05-29-2003, 09:09 PM

All the participants of Galactic Court file into room 101 where Mr Kopernikuz is supposed to be recouperating the nurse grabs the curtain and pulls it open to reveal.........

Javen

05-29-2003, 09:12 PM

What the...? This can't...who...

Darth Badly

05-29-2003, 09:22 PM

Originally posted by Javen+May 30 2003, 12:52 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Javen @ May 30 2003, 12:52 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-Darth Badly@May 29 2003, 12:17 PM
The foreman of the jury needs to go to the park to take a leak, may we be excused for ten minutes, please?
Yes, but you must bring back a sample for the nurse to test.I have my suspicions about this jury foreman. [/b][/quote]

Remember the jury foreman's sense of smell is ten thousand times your own.

You got suspicions and she got hers.

Siamese Sith

05-29-2003, 09:34 PM

OMG!!!!! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif

nerfer

06-03-2003, 02:10 AM

<span style='color:c1007e'><span style='font-family:comic sans ms'>

Argh style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko.gif *Nerf faints...*</span></span>

Angel Starmaster

06-03-2003, 08:51 AM

Angi the Starwarmon takes the oportunity to dive into the box of popcorn still in the unconcious nerf's hand.

"Angi, Angi, E pluribus unem!"

(Translation; "Good Popcorn, Out of many, one.")

kopernikuz

06-03-2003, 11:37 AM

[kopernikuz quickly pulls his hospital gown together in the back as he realizes a crowd of onlookers has appeared at his door...]

What? You've never seen a butt before?

I'm glad you're all here... I have something very important to tell you! It will blow this case wide open... and it has something to do with that cardboard cutout man!

[kopernikuz points to the cardboard cut out of Krogenar held up by Siamese Sith. Everyone gasps... murmurs of "cutout?... cardboard?... then where's?...]

That's right... I will reveal what I was planning to reveal when I left and the horrible injustice done to me after I left! I will reveal it all...

... but first I have to go to the bathroom... I'll be right back...

[kopernikuz exits again]

Siamese Sith

06-03-2003, 07:18 PM

SS looks around and drops the cardboard cutout of his client :look:
ANGI ATTACK! SS runs for the door......

Javen

06-03-2003, 08:56 PM

Everyone stands around waiting for kopernikuz to come back.The the nurse comes in, bringing some hospital food for kopernukuz.

While sitting it down on the fold out tray, the jury foreman sniffs the food, and is suddenly sick...

Judge Javen"Hey nurse, how about your phone number?"

Nurse turning around, and in a manly voice"Sure Judge, anything for you"

Javen"AHHHHhhhhh!!!!.....

Lara

06-03-2003, 10:01 PM

[Lara is holding the little jury foreman trying to protect it from the crowd in the room. She manages to take a place next to the food tray. The tempting odors from the tray seem to entice the puppy as she tries to free herself from Lara´s embrace, but as she goes near the delicious treat she suddenly recoils and jumps from the safety of her protector´s arms.

Lara sees the doggy go but her gaze is transfixed by the cardboard cutout of Krog.

"Ss, what does this cardboard cutout mean? where is Krog?"]

Siamese Sith

06-03-2003, 10:06 PM

"That's not hospital food it's it's....................SOILENT KOPERNIPUFF!!!! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif AHHHHHHHH!!!

nerfer

06-04-2003, 02:06 AM

<span style='color:c1007e'><span style='font-family:comic sans ms'>

A fantastic aroma wakes Nerf who finds that her popcorn is GONE!!!!!!! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/crying.gif

She turns on hearing Ss's cry.

Ewwwwww Soilent Kopernipuff..... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.gif </span></span>

Marbleman

06-04-2003, 02:11 AM

munch munch. thanks for the popcorn nerf. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

hm. thank god my client is alive, although mores the pity that he has a small bladder. where is that cretinous professor krogenar!?
*MM gasps as he sees the soilent kopernipuff*

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/crying.gif

Javen

06-04-2003, 12:09 PM

You know, I have to go to the bathroom myself. *knock * knock.Kope...kope you in there. You don't have diarhea do you? I really need to...pee.

*The door opens and sitting on the toilet is a cardboard cutout of kopernikuz.*

"I bet the tree industry is hitting an all time high right now, lots of requests for Krogenar and Kopernikuz cardboard....Balifffff....!!"

Angel Starmaster

06-04-2003, 12:23 PM

*Angi the starwarmon licks the inside of the box clean. He leaps from the box, not leaving it completely empty however. He added his own personal "toppings." style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blush.gif*
*Wonders if marbleman has noticed that his "popcorn" is a little soilent as well. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif *
*Finally He saunters over to the tray of soilent kopernipuff and sniffs at it. He then snatches up a pawful and shoves it into his mouth, chewing thoughtfully. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/huh.gif *

*crunch, crunch* "Ang,...Angi, Angi! Et tu Nerfe?"

(Translation; "Hey!...Not bad! You too, Nerfer?")

*Holds an offering of Soilent Kopernipuff out for Nerf.* style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/bigsmile.gif

Aquaman

06-04-2003, 01:52 PM

[Aquaman takes the stand, dripping wet and still carrying the steering wheel to Kopernikuz' car.]

"For the record, I'd like to state what I found in the East River."

"I was swimming in murky darkness, scooping up and filtering the river bottom muck for food particles when I noticed a car wreck in the water!"

"When I investigated it, I discovered that the car had been filled with excess weight and driven off a nearby cliff. I could not, however, find a body within the car - although it is possible that the body drifted away with the currents in that part of the river, or maybe the occupant escaped."

"The car was weighted down with these..."

[Aquaman motions to the door, and a cart is rolled into the courtroom. When its overturned, thousands of copies of 'Hudson Hawk' (starring Bruce Willis) spill out onto the courtroom floor. As the collected people in the courtroom gasp in horror, Aquaman breaks down and weeps openly.]

"What a ... horrible way to die!"

Krogenar

06-04-2003, 01:56 PM

[Krogenar gasps in horror at the sight of the copies of 'Hudson Hawk' (starring Bruce Willis) and as they slide around the courtroom floor, he lifts his feet off the floor in terror.]

"Ack! Get them away, get them away from me!"

Javen

06-04-2003, 03:48 PM

Judge Javen gets his cell phone out and hits the *1 button which calls Aquaman.

No answer, so Javen leaves a message."If you hapen top be around and have seen certain messages, please come to the Galactic Hospital where kopernikuz was spotted, then disappeared.We could use your help, and if you in my court room DO NOT TOUCH MY GAVEL"

Whitesaber

06-04-2003, 05:23 PM

...

...

I object!!!

...

...

*Walks out*

Angel Starmaster

06-05-2003, 02:30 PM

"ANGI, ANGI!!" style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mad.gif

(Translation; ME TOO!)

..... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mellow.gif

"Ang Ang ang ang Ang Ang ang ang ang Angi ang?"

Translation; "What in the Blue Hell am I objecting to?"

Javen

06-06-2003, 11:20 PM

Judge Javen realizes that he hasn't been asleep in 72 hours. He lies down on the hospital bed, and grabs a pillow tightly..."my teddy..." ZZZZZzzzzz....

Whitesaber

06-07-2003, 08:26 PM

*The door bursts open* Yeah, that's what I object to! That's right! THAT!!!! *Walks out violently*

Javen

06-07-2003, 10:32 PM

Originally posted by Whitesaber@Jun 7 2003, 06:26 PM
*The door bursts open* Yeah, that's what I object to! That's right! THAT!!!! *Walks out violently*
I would have gotten away with it to...uh...what..ZZZzzzz...

Whitesaber

06-07-2003, 10:35 PM

*The door bursts open again* .... uh .... I withdraw my objection *Walks out*

Javen

06-07-2003, 10:42 PM

*Okay mommy...zzzz..*

Marbleman

06-07-2003, 11:14 PM

Originally posted by Angel Starmaster@Jun 4 2003, 10:23 AM
*Wonders if marbleman has noticed that his "popcorn" is a little soilent as well. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif *

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mellow.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/crazy.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/butbut.gif

Angel Starmaster

06-08-2003, 12:43 PM

*Angi the starwarmon, worn down by all the excitement, hops up onto Judge Javen's head, curls up and goes to sleep as well.*

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAngizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzangizzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz :bored: style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/hmmm.gif :doze: style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sleeping.gif

Javen

06-09-2003, 04:08 PM

*Wakes up with something on his head*

Get off me Starmaster! Where is everyone. I feel refreshed and angry.

Darth Badly

06-11-2003, 08:01 AM

Are we close to the judge's summing up followed by a verdict yet?

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif

The jury's been here weeks, and the foreman has things to chase and other things to dig up.

Javen

06-11-2003, 08:53 PM

Originally posted by Darth Badly@Jun 11 2003, 06:01 AM
Are we close to the judge's summing up followed by a verdict yet?

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif

The jury's been here weeks, and the foreman has things to chase and other things to dig up.
After the dream I just had. I won't share by the way.

I have come to the conclusion that kopernikuz is really Mon Mothma. OK just kidding. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/hehe.gif

Kopernikuz is still alive and well. He's not dead, yet I have no idea why he is running.Krogenar has yet to stick around and is indeed going to jail for not showing up in court.If anyone ahs bee played , it's been the court.

I Judge Javen hereby want these criminals to hang until they are dead, dead, dead.Whoops wrong era, this isn't the 1800's.

It is in the jury's hands, do as you will.So we can go home.

Krogenar

06-11-2003, 09:43 PM

I'd like to make my closing remarks, if I may, Your Honor?

Javen

06-11-2003, 10:28 PM

Originally posted by Krogenar@Jun 11 2003, 07:43 PM
I'd like to make my closing remarks, if I may, Your Honor?
Sure go ahead. But I am recording this for personal use, because I know it will be a good one.

Darth Badly

06-11-2003, 10:41 PM

The jury sit up and pay attention, hoping that this nightmare of living in the Hotel Bongo Bongo down the street will soon end and they can return to their own homes and bones.

Javen

06-12-2003, 09:24 PM

Originally posted by Darth Badly@Jun 11 2003, 08:41 PM
The jury sit up and pay attention, hoping that this nightmare of living in the Hotel Bongo Bongo down the street will soon end and they can return to their own homes and bones.
By theway you will be recieving a $5.00 check and a coupon from McDonalds for a free cup of coffee.

Darth Badly

06-13-2003, 11:39 AM

Originally posted by Javen@Jun 13 2003, 01:24 AM

By the way you will be recieving a $500,000 check and a coupon from McDonalds for a free cup of coffee.

OH my!

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif

You are a kindly and wise judge.

Krogenar

06-13-2003, 04:23 PM

[As Krogenar prepares to make his closing remarks, several teams of set designers and production managers confer with him. He nods and approves of various plans; fabrics are displayed before him - he nods at some and shakes his head reproachfully at others.]

Thank you, Your Honor.

[The army of people runs away, the lights fade, and Krogenar disappears behind a curtain.]

Krogenar

06-13-2003, 04:48 PM

[A huge stage, dominated completely by a massive flag of the United States, fills the courtroom. Slowly, a small figure appears, walking slowly to the center of the stage.]

"Now, I want you to remember that no ******* ever won legal control of a website by giving up his legal rights. You won it by making the [i]other poor dumb ******* give up his legal rights. Men, women and canines of the jury, all this stuff you’ve heard about my not wanting to fight, wanting to stay out of the fray, is a lot of horse dung. I'm an American, and Americans traditionally love to fight. All real Americans love the sting of battle. When you were kids, you all admired the champion jai-lai player, the fastest walker, the big league women's basketball player, the toughest boxer. Americans love a winner and will not tolerate a loser. Americans play to win all the time. I wouldn’t give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed. That’s why Americans have never lost and will never lose a war. And that's why I won't lose this case.

Because the very thought of losing is hateful to Americans...
... and to me.

Now, pleasedrivethrough.com (http://pleasedrivethrough.com) is a team. It lives, eats, sleeps, writes as a team. This 'right to ownership' stuff that Kopernikuz is wailing about is a bunch of crap. The bilious ******* doesn’t know anything more about website administration than he does about fornicating!

[Krogenar remembers that Kopernikuz has five children, and set-up the entire website infrastructure, and changes the topic. He strolls along the stage and continues to speak.]

We have the finest moderators and writers, the best spirit and the best writers in the world. You know, by God I actually pity the other blog websites that we’re going up against. By God, I do. We’re not just going to shoot the *******s, we’re going to cut out their living guts and use them to grease our typewriters. We’re going to murder those lousy competing blogs by the bushel!

Now, some of you boys, I know, are wondering whether or not you'll chicken out under fire. Don't worry about it. I can assure you that you will all do your duty. The Socialists and Communists are the enemy. Wade into them. Vivisect their weak arguments. Debunk their shoddy thinking. State the facts, and stun them to silence. When you hear them explain how communism really could work, despite the fact that every socialist/communist state has become a tyrannical regime ... you'll know what to do.

Now there’s another thing I want you to remember. I don’t want to get any messages saying that we are going to be holding our opinions to ourselves for fear of offending anyone. We’re not holding anything. Let the Commies do that. We are advancing our unique point of view constantly and we’re not interested in holding onto anything except the enemy. We're going to hold onto him by the nose and we're going to kick him in the ass. We're going to kick the hell out of him all the time and we're gonna go through him like crap through a goose.

There’s one thing that you men will be able to say when you get back home. And you may thank God for it. Thirty years from now when you’re sitting around your fireside with your grandson on your knee and he asks you what did you do in at pleasedrivethrough.com (http://pleasedrivethrough.com), you won’t have to say, "Well... I shoveled sh!t in Louisiana."

Alright now, you sons-of-*****es, you know how I feel. Oh, and I will be proud to lead you wonderful guys into ideological battle ... anytime, anywhere.

[Krogenar eyes the jury, and the staff of pleasedrivethrough.com (http://pleasedrivethrough.com), and nods.]

That’s all, Your Honor.

[Krogenar walks off the stage.]