Late Night Live From The Outer Rim

[Javen]

Tomorow will be The Late afternoon show for our unLate night guest.

WE all know our own Pub slinging, lyric talking, unknown gender squaking Senator. Tune in tommorow afternoon at 1:30 p.m. eastern and find out the answers to Caucasion boy, Whitelaser sword. You know Whitesaber.

Please tune in!

[Whitesaber]

BTW, it's 12:30 Central Time. Just so that everyone knows...

[Javen]

Whitesaber welcome to our humble, and first syndicated show. You should be proud. You're guest #1.

I know it's a little quiet, but it's a late show, really.Not an afternoon show, we made an exception for you.

So *ahem my first question is one we all want to know.The great mystery. Are you a girl or boy, and how do you know? Be honest...

[Whitesaber]

It's great to be here, Javenosis.

You know, I realize that as a talk show host that it's necessary to ask that question, but as a human being that's not very sensitve. I could give a :cesnsored: about my gender. Right now, I've got several Senators in my pub that I love. So, as I said, I understand that you have to ask that question, but as a human being that's not very nice. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko.gif Whoops, I pulled a Roy Williams...

Now to the actual answer. I'm really a guy, despite of what some senators might think. I know this becuase of anatomy. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sly.gif No more detail required.

[Javen]

Whoa you had me:censored: going there. It's great to have you here. I'm glad you showed up to.

NowHere is a question I have been wondering, there are alot of Anime fans here. So this question should be good for you.

Are you addicted to anime as much as Nerf(if that's possible), or do you just like to look at all the pics of the anime chicks?

[Whitesaber]

LOL! Nobody is as addicted as Nerf. I can be pretty bad at times, though. Especially when saying Gene Starwind lines...

Oh, but I absolutely LOVE anime girls. I draw them all the time too. You should check out the Artwork thread in the outlander club. It's on the first page of that thread. Oh, and nakedness is my specialty, but I won't admit it outloud... oh, wait... BLAST!!!

[Javen]

LOL my thoughts have been right! You naughty anime nakedness drawer.

oH I have learned too much in two questions. Hey I had to ask... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko.gif

So what is your dream job when you grow up? Will you be a an owner of a pub.I am curiious yu seem to have many talents. Speaking of pub I'm thirsty bring me something Whitey. One of your specials.

[Whitesaber]

LOL! Hey, all the greats drew nudity, right?

My job, huh? Probably artist, since I'm pretty much far into it for it just to be a hobby. That's my dream job. But I'm also good at writing too. In fact, I'm working on a fanfic for this here Galactic Senate. Just started, though. It'll take some time.

Here's a Corellian Ale on the house, Javenosis.

[Javen]

Wow that sounds great, we have two things in common.
Hope you can show more of your writings and drawings soon!

Have you had any lucjk with the women lateley?What are you doing to scare them off? Your not showig them naked drawings of them are you?

[Whitesaber]

Hey, I just show up and they scatter. No nakedness required. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif Actually, in my experience, there's no such thing as luck. But I've been unsuccessful with the women, yes. Hmmmm... maybe it's my big nose....

[Javen]

Hmmm...I will have to think on this. They scatter when you show up.


Where did you come up with the name Whitesaber? Is it because you're Caucasion?

[Whitesaber]

Well, half Caucasion yes. The other half is composed of hispanic genes, and a bit of Portugese, I believe.

My name actually came from my idea of the white lightsaber blade. I just thought it was cool enough to be my screen name. Ah, my dream was realized just a few days ago, when I modified the Jedi Outcast lightsaber to a white one. YAY ME!!!

[Javen]

Welcome T'Bone, it is a truely great honor that you would set aside your time for us. Would you like a drink, smoke, a mint?

My first question, is about a word you have thrown around alot. Are we all really ingrates, or is that you symbolic way of saying you love us down seep inside?

[Javen]

Well it's a cool name.

One more question.

Are you and your brother rivalreys? Are you jealous that he is cheeto's king?

[Whitesaber]

*Face drops as Whitesaber glares at Javen* I AM NOT JEALOUS!! *Breathes heavily then calms down* We just do the brother stuff, you know. Pick on each other. It actually has a lot of hidden meaning, of which I'll explain some day. But not here, not now. It's too dangerous.

Trilogist, in case anyone doesn't know, is kind of wacky in the brain. It's a wonder his posts are in complete sentances, much less understandable. That's more than I can say about his avatar. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[Javen]

Nice answer. I will make sure to put a link in the pub to this. lol

Well Whitey it's been fun interviewing you. And the door prize for being our first guest is some eatble underwear. I hope you enjoy!

Thank you and good afternoon!

[Whitesaber]

What flavor? *Curtains close*

[Siamese Sith]

SS pushes his craftmatic adjustable chair out onto the stage.....

[T-bone]

POW - Mesa here.

First up - you have a typo in your description - fix that, son.

Second - yes, you're all a bunch of ingrates.

[T-bone]

For the slow folk: presence.

[Javen]

Typos are my signature, it builds character of who I am. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

OK 2nd question

You're involved with SBD2. How did you get involved in the first one, and will you hire mimes for the sequel since it is a silent movie?

[T-bone]

Jeff Cioletti and I created it so we decided to do another for this year's fan film contest. No big story there. We just thought it up. Actually, Jeff had the whole plotline sort of done, we just filled it with gags and stuff.

There won't be mimes but there's a chick in a bathing suit.

[Siamese Sith]

From studio 1138 we present Late Night w/ Javenosis, Marbleman & the SS! Tonights guest is Overlord of the ingrates T-Bone style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif
For security reasons I must inform all that I'm doing this from my desk @ work so my questions may come at inopportune times, so sorry.

[Javen]

Your right no big story, but intersesting I've seen the first one. I liked it.

3rd question

Who was the best interview you have ever had?

[Siamese Sith]

For those not in the know could you tell us a little about SBD1? What is it, how much did it cost to produce, was ILM involved?

[T-bone]

I definitely enjoyed talking to Anthony Daniels. That interview was fun. I've met with him a few times and we've had some great conversations. He's a fantastic guy. Some people see him as full of himself but that's only when he's on stage. Offstage, he's great and we really had some great chats the few times we talked. He even sat at my table with me at Alphacon and shot the ****e with me for a while about web design and stuff. Great guy.

All the interviews have been really fun though.

[T-bone]

Originally posted by Siamese Sith@Apr 29 2003, 08:10 PM
For those not in the know could you tell us a little about SBD1? What is it, how much did it cost to produce, was ILM involved?
SBD1 was shot all in ONE day. It didn't cost us much - maybe a few hundred bucks when all was said and done.

ILM did one CG shot for us where we put Lucas' face on a naked broad but we had to cut that out.

[Javen]

How much time is consumed with your sites, and with gathering info. Do you have time to, eat, pee, primp your hair?

[Siamese Sith]

Being that I live in a cave, I haven't seen it yet. Could you give a quick and dirty synopsis of SBD?

[T-bone]

Originally posted by Javen@Apr 29 2003, 08:16 PM
How much time is consumed with your sites, and with gathering info. Do you have time to, eat, pee, primp your hair?
It's a daily thing mostly. I have to split my time between working on all the sites and slowly picking all the hairs off my body. I'm not so sure which of the two is more painful.

I'm famous. I don't pee.

[T-bone]

Originally posted by Siamese Sith@Apr 29 2003, 08:16 PM
Being that I live in a cave, I haven't seen it yet. Could you give a quick and dirty synopsis of SBD?
SBD: Quick and Dirty.
I guess I could just send you to http://www.fadproductions.com/sbd but I can also just cut and paste from there:

SILENT BUT DEADLY is a modern day silent comedy by Jeff Cioletti and Lou Tambone. Filmed on a cold day in March, 2002, it was submitted to the Atom Film/Lucasfilm Official STAR WARS fan film awards and became a finalist.

In May of 2002, it went up against 43 other fine fan films for the top award, the George Lucas Selects award, chosen by George Lucas himself. There were also other awards such as the Fan Choice award, where the fans vote online at Atom Films and decide their champion. When all was said and done, it came away with two honorary mentions.

The film's plot is relatively simple. George Lucas decides he's had enough of the plot-revealing antics of the fan websites, so he sends out two of his top enforcers to handle the situation. They receive a list with three names on it and head out to do their job.

They arrive at each webmaster's home in various, humorous ways and abduct each one. They later find themselves at an undisclosed location, tied and bound, and are submitted to the most horrible torture a STAR WARS fan could ever dream of...Needless to say, these three won't be logging back on any time soon. Lucas' plan has succeeded, but who's next on his list?



SILENT BUT DEADLY 2: LINE RAGE is the sequel to the original. This time around, the troopers are called out of retirement by George Lucas to handle a fan on the edge who's hitting Lucas hard in the pocket by keeping people away from the long lines associated with STAR WARS events.

In the summer of 2003, SBD2 will go up against another horde of fan films at Atom Films and Lucasfilm's Official Star Wars Fan Film Awards. Will it do well enough to make the SBD films into a trilogy? We'll have to see...

[Javen]

How did you become Nalini Krishan's personal assistant?

[T-bone]

http://atomfilms.shockwave.com/af/content/...t/silent_deadly (http://atomfilms.shockwave.com/af/content/silent_deadly)

go watch it already.
and leave a nice review or i'll find you.

[T-bone]

Originally posted by Javen@Apr 29 2003, 08:21 PM
How did you become Nalini Krishan's personal assistant?
Shagged her rotten, baby.


Um...well, actually my good friend Jerwayne found her and Mary Oyaya and they seemed interested. It was simple as asking. Since then, Mary screwed me over but let's not go there. After that bad experience, I decided to just stop booking conventions and all that. I don't have the time.

Nalini is WAY cool though. We get along great and still talk. I just talked to her a few minutes ago actually...

[Marbleman]

tbone who made your avatar?

[T-bone]

That was made by a good friend of mine named Randy Martinez. He's a great artist. When you see the Maul animation, that was done using this pic but put together by a guy named Denis Germain. Great guys.

[Siamese Sith]

T, before there was the Galactic Senate, what existed for all us spoiler hounds and wanna be experts?

[Javen]

Thats cool, could you give me her number Hey...I had to ask.

How did you get started with Starwarz.com?

[T-bone]

Originally posted by Siamese Sith@Apr 29 2003, 08:26 PM
T, before there was the Galactic Senate, what existed for all us spoiler hounds and wanna be experts?
Not sure I understand the question. There were lots of sites then and even now.
:look:

[Marbleman]

Originally posted by T'bone@Apr 29 2003, 07:26 PM
That was made by a good friend of mine named Randy Martinez. He's a great artist. When you see the Maul animation, that was done using this pic but put together by a guy named Denis Germain. Great guys.
oh yea i saw that. it looked like a gif that turned between your avatar and maul.

. . .

are you a sith? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sly.gif

[T-bone]

Originally posted by Javen@Apr 29 2003, 08:26 PM
Thats cool, could you give me her number Hey...I had to ask.

How did you get started with Starwarz.com?
Nalini's number: 1-GOAWAY-FANBOY

I made up the domain starwarz.com around 98 sometime. I was just sick of having a funky web address which was something like this: www.internexus.net/~tambone

eek - starwarz.com is way better and sounds cooler, no?


TBSWU was the start of it all. It was there before there was a starwarz.com.

[T-bone]

Originally posted by marbleman84@Apr 29 2003, 08:28 PM
are you a sith?
Only when the people on these boards annoy me.

[Marbleman]

Originally posted by T'bone+Apr 29 2003, 07:31 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(T'bone @ Apr 29 2003, 07:31 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-marbleman84@Apr 29 2003, 08:28 PM
are you a sith?
Only when the people on these boards annoy me. [/b][/quote]
*MM makes a mental note: dont annoy supreme chancellor* :eek:

in your opinion, what is the greatest sci-fi movie/tv series besides star wars? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/huh.gif

[T-bone]

Originally posted by marbleman84@Apr 29 2003, 08:34 PM
*MM makes a mental note: dont annoy supreme chancellor*


Excellent. If only it was that easy.

[Siamese Sith]

Besides Anthony Daniels what other people involved with the prequels have you had the pleasure of meeting? Actors or otherwise....

[T-bone]

Originally posted by marbleman84@Apr 29 2003, 08:34 PM
in your opinion, what is the greatest sci-fi movie/tv series besides star wars? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/huh.gif
Series? well...if it's a series that's different than just one movie.
Hmm...

I'd have to go with...Trek I guess. There aren't many other series out there that are any good. The new ones all suck suck suck. I hate TV today actually. It's awful. I'll watch an old Kirk episode any day over something like Farscape or whatever.

I'm not a big fan of the TNG stuff though. Data annoys me. He's a 3PO rip off but he's smart like R2-D2. Fixes all their problems.

[T-bone]

Originally posted by Siamese Sith@Apr 29 2003, 08:35 PM
Besides Anthony Daniels what other people involved with the prequels have you had the pleasure of meeting? Actors or otherwise....
I've met a lot of people over the years but as for prequels...hmmm..

Well, now I can say Peter Mayhew! Kenny Baker too. Great guys. I met Warwick Davis a few times. All great people. Mary Oyaya and Nalini Krishan. Amy Allen is a real nice person. Um...I can't think right now...ugh. Name a few others!

[Javen]

Of all things you are involved with. Has all the work payed off. Are you proud of what you accomplished, or would like to do a whole lot more?

[Siamese Sith]

Or a whole lot less? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[T-bone]

Originally posted by Javen@Apr 29 2003, 08:40 PM
Of all things you are involved with. Has all the work payed off. Are you proud of what is accomplished, or would like to do a whole lot more?
Yes I am happy with all of the sites and things I've contributed, but I don't think it'll ever be over. I have so much crap I never get to. It piles up and up...argh!

Then there's the SBD films and stuff like that too. I have one bigger project I'm trying to finish up too but I can't talk about that. Not exactly "net" related.

The short of it: I'm not going anywhere after Episode III.

[T-bone]

Originally posted by Siamese Sith@Apr 29 2003, 08:42 PM
Or a whole lot less? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif
What was that about not annoying the Chancellor?

[Javen]

Good thing I have never did that? :look:

[T-bone]

Originally posted by Javen@Apr 29 2003, 08:47 PM
Good thing I have never did that? :look:
Grammar, son. Grammar.

[Marbleman]

Originally posted by T'bone+Apr 29 2003, 07:44 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(T'bone @ Apr 29 2003, 07:44 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-Siamese Sith@Apr 29 2003, 08:42 PM
Or a whole lot less? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif
What was that about not annoying the Chancellor? [/b][/quote]
so are you more of a chancellor valorum or chancellor palpatine?

and has there ever been a thread so foolish that you enjoyed closing it?

[Siamese Sith]

What do you think will happen to this and the plethora of other Starwars Web sites that have emerged on the net since the prequels were annouced after episode III?

[T-bone]

Originally posted by marbleman84@Apr 29 2003, 08:48 PM
so are you more of a chancellor valorum or chancellor palpatine?

and has there ever been a thread so foolish that you enjoyed closing it?
you'll have to make up your own mind on that one.

and yes, there have been so many i can't remember them right now.

[Javen]

Where's grandma? lol

ok, one last question from me. Are you really the intergalactic wise-ass? Or as Yoda once said"There is another"

[T-bone]

Originally posted by Siamese Sith@Apr 29 2003, 08:48 PM
What do you think will happen to this and the plethora of other Starwars Web sites that have emerged on the net since the prequels were annouced after episode III?
Some will die, some new ones will come out. It's the....

Circle of liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiifffffe
style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/music.gif

[T-bone]

Originally posted by Javen@Apr 29 2003, 08:49 PM
Where's grandma? lol

ok, one last question from me. Are you really the intergalactic wise-ass? Or as Yoda once said"There is another"
There is another.
He runs this board with me.

[Marbleman]

Originally posted by T'bone+Apr 29 2003, 07:51 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(T'bone @ Apr 29 2003, 07:51 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-Javen@Apr 29 2003, 08:49 PM
Where's grandma? lol

ok, one last question from me. Are you really the intergalactic wise-ass? Or as Yoda once said"There is another"
There is another.
He runs this board with me. [/b][/quote]
i knew. somehow ive always known.

[T-bone]

Oh - and I met this chick from EPISODE III at the Celebration II as well...I forgot who she plays. Some alien.

[Javen]

I have defnitley enjoyed interviewng you T. You were a great guest.I am done, unless the other hosts has any quetions.

[Siamese Sith]

On a scale from 1 - 10, 1 being no chance and 10 being absolutely, what are the chances you could get Anthony Daniels or one of the other starwars folks on here for an interview?

[Marbleman]

tbone you really do look like your avatar! :0

[T-bone]

Originally posted by Siamese Sith@Apr 29 2003, 08:55 PM
On a scale from 1 - 10, 1 being no chance and 10 being absolutely, what are the chances you could get Anthony Daniels or one of the other starwars folks on here for an interview?
Daniels? a 1 for sure. He doesn't have time though I'd love to have him.

I could probably get Nalini in here if I thought you'd all BEHAVE.
I don't trust any of you clowns.

Other than that, I could ask a few others but I doubt it would come together. Live chats in a chatroom are easier. Everyone email Dark Helmet and tell him you want a Starwarz/JediNet chat room.

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sly.gif

[T-bone]

Originally posted by marbleman84@Apr 29 2003, 08:57 PM
tbone you really do look like your avatar! :0
That's not a question but I'll agree with you. Yes, Randy did an excellent job. I had more hair then. It was around 1999 or so.

[Blizzard]

Oh holy hell! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko.gif

[Darth Vegas]

Originally posted by Siamese Sith@Apr 29 2003, 04:55 PM
On a scale from 1 - 10, 1 being no chance and 10 being absolutely, what are the chances you could get Anthony Daniels or one of the other starwars folks on here for an interview?
Something tells me we got a better chance with Krishna, Prowse, or Sheard (Admiral Ozzel).

[T-bone]

Originally posted by TK-007+Apr 29 2003, 08:59 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(TK-007 @ Apr 29 2003, 08:59 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-Siamese Sith@Apr 29 2003, 04:55 PM
On a scale from 1 - 10, 1 being no chance and 10 being absolutely, what are the chances you could get Anthony Daniels or one of the other starwars folks on here for an interview?
Something tells me we got a better chance with Krishna, Prowse, or Sheard (Admiral Ozzel). [/b][/quote]
Who's answering the questions here?

[Siamese Sith]

YOU CAN DO IT! Ask Nalini, we'll behave!

[T-bone]

Originally posted by Siamese Sith@Apr 29 2003, 09:00 PM
YOU CAN DO IT! Ask Nalini, we'll behave!
I'll think about it.

[Darth Vegas]

Originally posted by T'bone+Apr 29 2003, 05:00 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(T'bone @ Apr 29 2003, 05:00 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> Originally posted by TK-007@Apr 29 2003, 08:59 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Siamese Sith@Apr 29 2003, 04:55 PM
On a scale from 1 - 10, 1 being no chance and 10 being absolutely, what are the chances you could get Anthony Daniels or one of the other starwars folks on here for an interview?
Something tells me we got a better chance with Krishna, Prowse, or Sheard (Admiral Ozzel).
Who's answering the questions here? [/b][/quote]
Hehe :look:

*walks away sheepishly*

[T-bone]

I love invoking fear.

[Marbleman]

Originally posted by T'bone@Apr 29 2003, 07:58 PM
I could probably get Nalini in here if I thought you'd all BEHAVE.
I don't trust any of you clowns.


style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/huh.gif

cmon tbone were not clowns. we are journalists. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko.gif

[Javen]

Originally posted by T'bone+Apr 29 2003, 07:58 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(T'bone @ Apr 29 2003, 07:58 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-Siamese Sith@Apr 29 2003, 08:55 PM
On a scale from 1 - 10, 1 being no chance and 10 being absolutely, what are the chances you could get Anthony Daniels or one of the other starwars folks on here for an interview?
Daniels? a 1 for sure. He doesn't have time though I'd love to have him.

I could probably get Nalini in here if I thought you'd all BEHAVE.
I don't trust any of you clowns.

Other than that, I could ask a few others but I doubt it would come together. Live chats in a chatroom are easier. Everyone email Dark Helmet and tell him you want a Starwarz/JediNet chat room.

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sly.gif [/b][/quote]
I've asked Dak Helmet before and he said no. Oh and having Nalini here would be cool. I swear I would behave.

[T-bone]

Is that all you guys have? Geez...I got off easy.

[T-bone]

Originally posted by marbleman84+Apr 29 2003, 09:02 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(marbleman84 @ Apr 29 2003, 09:02 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-T'bone@Apr 29 2003, 07:58 PM
I could probably get Nalini in here if I thought you'd all BEHAVE.
I don't trust any of you clowns.


style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/huh.gif

cmon tbone were not clowns. we are journalists. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko.gif [/b][/quote]
you should make that your avatar.

[T-bone]

Originally posted by Javen@Apr 29 2003, 09:02 PM
I swear I would behave.
You have no idea how many times I've heard that line.

[Obidobi]

Originally posted by Siamese Sith@Apr 30 2003, 03:00 AM
YOU CAN DO IT! Ask Nalini, we'll behave!
Yeah riiiiiiight.......!

[Siamese Sith]

How do you feel about all the political mud slinging that had emerged on the GS awhile back?

[Marbleman]

Originally posted by T'bone@Apr 29 2003, 08:02 PM
Geez...I got off easy.
tbone, its because we like you so much! ! !

were biased.

[T-bone]

Well, I have a few more minutes so at this point, I'm invoking the King's priveledge (what movie is that from, for Chancellor brownie points)...and I'm taking over the show. I'll open the floor up for questions for a few more minutes from anyone. Let's rock.

[Marbleman]

Originally posted by Siamese Sith@Apr 29 2003, 08:05 PM
How do you feel about all the political mud slinging that had emerged on the GS awhile back?
:look:

. . .

*MM slips out of the studio as quietly as a leaf falls to the ground*

[Blizzard]

Are you bringing the family to Celebration 3 and am I going to have to pay to get into the autograph section just to see you again? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[T-bone]

Originally posted by Siamese Sith@Apr 29 2003, 09:05 PM
How do you feel about all the political mud slinging that had emerged on the GS awhile back?
I absolutely hate it and that's no joke. I really hate when people act immaturely. This board has always been heads and tails above the rest until recently and it really makes me want to just close the whole thing down.

People need to discuss things in a good manner and be cool. Talk about SW stuff and just hang. No nonsense. No baby crap.
It really does annoy the ****e out of me - no joke. I hate dealing with it - which is why I have my lackeys do it. :look:

[T-bone]

Originally posted by Blizzard@Apr 29 2003, 09:06 PM
Are you bringing the family to Celebration 3 and am I going to have to pay to get into the autograph section just to see you again? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif
At the C2 I was bogged down working with Nalini so I had no time for anything - even my own family. This time I'm gonna try to just be free and enjoy the thing! Maybe I'll spring for a table or something. Maybe we'll all chip in for a big Starwarz.com table!

[RedMirax]

What is Blizz like in real life? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

[Darth Vegas]

T'bone, silly question, but I got to know what you think, who is Jedi Master Sifo-Dyas?

[T-bone]

Originally posted by RedMirax@Apr 29 2003, 09:08 PM
What is Blizz like in real life? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif
I don't kiss and tell...

Um, I mean, she's great!!!!

[T-bone]

Originally posted by TK-007@Apr 29 2003, 09:09 PM
T'bone, silly question, but I got to know what you think, who is Jedi Master Sifo-Dyas?
None other than James T. Kirk.

I read that in a TFN Spy Report.

[Obidobi]

Is my eyes bad, or is Blizzee taller than you.......? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Darth Vegas]

Originally posted by T'bone@Apr 29 2003, 05:10 PM
None other than James T. Kirk.

I read that in a TFN Spy Report.
Damn, and Justin said my theory was way out there! :eek:

[T-bone]

Originally posted by Obidobi@Apr 29 2003, 09:11 PM
Is my eyes bad, or is Blizzee taller than you.......? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif
Again with the grammar...

Now I'll put on my Buzz Lightyear voice...

You're mocking me, aren't you.

[Blizzard]

*giggles*

[JediKeri.]

T are you going to be in SBD2? Or are you just editing this time?

[Siamese Sith]

Hey T Bone, what's up with the name? Is it a Jersey thing?

[Obidobi]

Originally posted by T'bone+Apr 30 2003, 03:12 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(T'bone @ Apr 30 2003, 03:12 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-Obidobi@Apr 29 2003, 09:11 PM
Is my eyes bad, or is Blizzee taller than you.......? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif
Again with the grammar...

Now I'll put on my Buzz Lightyear voice...

You're mocking me, aren't you. [/b][/quote]
Sorry about my grammar, but I'm Norwegian....... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko.gif

Mocking......me? I wouldn't dare...... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sly.gif

[T-bone]

Originally posted by JediKeri@Apr 29 2003, 09:15 PM
T are you going to be in SBD2? Or are you just editing this time?
Well, that's hard to tell at the moment. We've had 2 shoots already and Jeff and I aren't in any of those shots. We have one more all day shoot on the 12th at 2 or 3 more locations so we're going to try to throw ourselves in the background somewhere and let you find us. We can't really "be" in it because we were in the first one, ya know? Then again, who cares really.

We'll try to get in there somewhere. After the 12th I'll have more info. Keep checking the site and please spread the word. We'll need lots of votes. You can still review the first one too.

[T-bone]

Originally posted by Siamese Sith@Apr 29 2003, 09:16 PM
Hey T Bone, what's up with the name? Is it a Jersey thing?
My last name is Tambone.
Do the math - subtract 2 letters...

[Tovor]

T'bone, what did you do before what you do now? Where you a grammar teacher of elementary children?

Seriously, I know what you do but it is not widespread knowledge. You are not the stereotypical "never been out with a girl, lives in parent's basement, wears thick glasses and talks like Conan O'Brien's impersonation of a SW or LOTR fan" kind of a diehard fan. In fact, with the long hair and club hanging days of yesteryear, and the career and family, you seem far from a SW dork at all. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif So for people who wonder what kind of SW nerd runs a fansite, what kind of man/fan/person are you?

And you know I don't think of you as a nerd, cause I tremble in fear before your big ballsy bossness! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[T-bone]

Originally posted by Obidobi+Apr 29 2003, 09:18 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Obidobi @ Apr 29 2003, 09:18 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> Originally posted by T'bone@Apr 30 2003, 03:12 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-Obidobi@Apr 29 2003, 09:11 PM
Is my eyes bad, or is Blizzee taller than you.......? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif
Again with the grammar...

Now I'll put on my Buzz Lightyear voice...

You're mocking me, aren't you.
Sorry about my grammar, but I'm Norwegian....... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko.gif

Mocking......me? I wouldn't dare...... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sly.gif [/b][/quote]
I don't care if you're Neimoidian. Learn your languages style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

(I'm playin with ya)

[JediKeri.]

Originally posted by T'bone+Apr 29 2003, 07:12 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(T'bone @ Apr 29 2003, 07:12 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-Obidobi@Apr 29 2003, 09:11 PM
Is my eyes bad, or is Blizzee taller than you.......? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif
Again with the grammar...

Now I'll put on my Buzz Lightyear voice...

You're mocking me, aren't you. [/b][/quote]
At least your taller than me T...that's gatta count for something...style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[RedMirax]

Can I have your autograph? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

[T-bone]

Originally posted by Tovor@Apr 29 2003, 09:19 PM
T'bone, what did you do before what you do now? Where you a grammar teacher of elementary children?

Seriously, I know what you do but it is not widespread knowledge. You are not the typical "never been out with a girl, lives in parent's basement, wears thick glasses and talks like Conan O'Brien's impersonation of a SW or LOTR fan" kind of a nerd. In fact, with the long hair and club hanging days of yesteryear, and the career and family, you seem far from a SW dork at all. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif So for people who wonder what kind of SW nerd runs a fansite, what kind of man/fan/person are you?

And you know I don't think of you as a nerd, cause I tremble in fear before your big ballsy bossness! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif
I knew he couldn't resist... here goes.

I ran record stores for years. I also worked in music stores and sold guitars and other instruments.

No I was never a grammar teacher. I just get annoyed by bad grammar sometimes style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

I'm no nerd - never have been. I just have a lot of useless knowledge in my head. I love film and cinema. I love other films besides SW but have a great affinity towards SW. I grew up with it and really enjoy the behind-the-scenes stuff.

What kind of person am I? I'm just a normal dude.
Wife, kid, mortgage, dog, etc.

This is my hobby. Some people like sports. I like SW movies and cinema in general.

[T-bone]

Originally posted by RedMirax@Apr 29 2003, 09:21 PM
Can I have your autograph? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif
Ok, remove the bra.

[Blizzard]

T also likes to read.

[Obidobi]

Originally posted by T'bone@Apr 30 2003, 03:19 AM

I don't care if you're Neimoidian. Learn your languages style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif


Now........who's mocking who? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif


Anyway.....how do you get all that kind of information to us fanboys at TBSWU...?

[T-bone]

I gotta take off. I'll take one last (normal) question and that's that.

Shoot.

[JediKeri.]

What is your favorite Book?

(lame question isn't it?)

[T-bone]

Originally posted by Obidobi+Apr 29 2003, 09:25 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Obidobi @ Apr 29 2003, 09:25 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-T'bone@Apr 30 2003, 03:19 AM

I don't care if you're Neimoidian. Learn your languages style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif


Now........who's mocking who? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif


Anyway.....how do you get all that kind of information to us fanboys at TBSWU...? [/b][/quote]
I type it in style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif


I's my little homegrown secret. You just keep visiting and let me worry about that.

[RedMirax]

T....Blizz told me to tell you I'd have to clear it with Mrs. T first!!! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif lol

[T-bone]

Originally posted by JediKeri@Apr 29 2003, 09:26 PM
What is your favorite Book?

(lame question isn't it?)
I'm not too much of a reader but I really enjoy the Tolkien stuff. However I'm into non-fiction as well. I like psychology and stuff so things like Freud interest me though it's rough to read sometimes. I like bios too.

[T-bone]

With that I must depart!
Thanks for having me and I'll be back, I'm sure...

[Blizzard]

*Blizz cheers and whistles!*

[Javen]

T'Bone thanks again for taking the time out to come and do this.

[Tovor]

Tov gives a standing ovation!

[Tovor]

I did say ovation, not ovulation. I don't know how to do that one.

[JediKeri.]

*claps wildly, and somehow looses control and knocks herself in the head*

[Darth Vegas]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/thumbsup.gif

[Tovor]

I understand about losing control, Keri. I clapped so hard I peed.

[Javen]

I just plain got the clap...why is everyone looking at me? :look:

[Marbleman]

*MM re-enters the studio*

well i guess thats it. viewers, tune in tomorrow to

LATE NIGHT WITH JAVENOSIS, MARBLEMAN, AND THE SS

for another awe-inspiring interview! and folks, thats the

[JediKeri.]

We did not need to know that Rovot...I mean..Tovor... :look:

[Siamese Sith]

Another super interview brought to you by the 3 amigo's style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Obidobi]

Originally posted by Tovor@Apr 30 2003, 03:31 AM
I did say ovation, not ovulation. I don't know how to do that one.
Be careful with the grammar thing Tovor........ style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Tovor]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[Javen]

Welcome kopernikuz to the 3rd show. You never know what your door prize might be tonight after the interview.

First question I have is.

Do you secretly want to be Bruce Willis?

[kopernikuz]

[Reads a three year old copy of People Magazine in the green room... ]

[kopernikuz]

Door prize?

[kopernikuz looks down at the old copy of People and hopes it's not that]

Do you secretley want to be Bruce Willis?

Well, I don't think I've kept it much of a secret. Actually I just think he's awesome. There are very few movies he's made that I didn't much like... I think I could watch him sit in a folding chair and as long as he cracked wise and killed a few people once and a while... I'd be grabbing the popcorn.

My mom used to force me to watch Moonlighting... and lo and behold, I ended up kind of liking it a little. But like most good shows, they ruined it by getting the two main characters together. But when Die Hard came along... I knew I had a new hero... and he hasn't let me down.

Yeah, I'd pretty much like to be him for a day... or at least work with him on a film.

[Javen]

Javenosis is in shockand awe. You watched Moonlighting?

Hey you gotta start somewhere with heroes might as well be Moonighting.

Ok second question.

Whats it like on Christmas morning with 5 kids under the ageof ten?I believe our guest Obidobi can relate. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[kopernikuz]

Whats it like on Christmas morning 5 kids under the ageof ten?

Awesome. Honestly... I was an only child growing up... so pretty much every year it was the same old thing. Not that it wasn't fun... but it got difficult to mix it up a little... there was one reaction... one stocking... one everything...

Being a dad of five is great... because each one has such a unique and fun reaction or experience to share. Plus... I get to play with five times as many toys as I did as a kid... um... after... you know... after they've played with them a little... I mean... I don't just... I don't take them... :look:

But the downside to that is three of them are girls. It's not a downside to have girls... I love them... but the toys they ask Santa for aren't as fun to me style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif.

It can be chaotic, but worth every minute. They help me remember the reason we're celebrating.

[Javen]

Thats really cool. I couldn't imagine at all you seem defnitley a proud father. Now I can't wait to interview you again when they are all teenagers wanting cars, money, girlfriends, boyfriends. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

Third question

What do you do for a living, and why do you spend most of your working time at GS? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/eh.gif

[Obidobi]

Originally posted by Javen@May 1 2003, 03:48 AM
I believe our guest Obidobi can relate. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif
Tell me about it......Except that I only have 2 living with me....

[kopernikuz]

Thats really cool. I couldn't imagine at all you seem defnitley a proud father. Now I can't wait to interview you again when they are all teenagers wanting [mumble mumble mumble] boyfriends. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

What was that? Boyfriends? No... no there won't be any. I'm going to get my son karate lessons so he can beat them up as they come to the door.

What do you do for a living, and why do you spend most of your working time at GS? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/eh.gif

I don't spend most of my time here! Okay well, lunch breaks... and 15 minute breaks... and I don't smoke... but I spend those breaks here too.

I am a retail auditor... I'm the guy the store employees don't like coming around because my job is to find out what they're doing wrong. I monitor the bank deposits for our retail locations, investigate credit card fraud, manage inventory reconciliations. It's fun... it's semi-accounting... and part detective. Several people have gotten fired because of my work... and at least one arrested. So that's fun.

Just kidding. I don't like to do that... but theives bring it on themselves. I got kids to feed too (a lot of them), but you don't see me stealing to do it.

In fact, we're coming up on the time where I'll be out in the field more often, so my GS time on breaks will be limited. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.gif


I also have a second job which I've just been released to go back to by the doctor (I was injured back in January). Part-time I deliver pizza. My kids think it's the coolest thing. When you're 6, the pizza guy is as cool as the president... I can live with that.

[Javen]

So your kinda like the Terminator or something? I could see why they're scared.

I know you do some video production. So how did you get started in that? You didn't start out just tapeing yourself trying to be Bruce Willis did you? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/cool.gif

[kopernikuz]

I know you do some video production. So how did you get started in that? You didn't start out just tapeing yourself trying to be Bruce Willis did you?

No actually, it was Harrison Ford. [deep breath... this is gonna be long]

When I was in high school, my English teacher (why this was in English class I'll never know) assigned us to come up with a product and do an ad campaign for it. I leaped at this... me and my friends quickly came up with an idea:

Limelight Cola.

It was a lemon-lime soft drink... and our pitch was that it was the soft-drink of the stars. Those in the "limelight", get it? Okay, it's silly... but it was fun. So in art class, I took a full can of grape soda, and made a new cover for it as "Limelight Cola".

Then we made a series of commercials with celebrity impersonators... us. One guy was Rain Man... one guy was President Bush (Sr.), and I was Indiana Jones. I had the hat and everything. We lived out in the boonies, so we found an old quarry, and filmed my adventure there... there were two versions of the commercial... one with me discovering the can in a cave... and the other just a quick thing... here's my lines, I still remember them:

"After a long day of adventure and intrigue..." [Flip whip up in the air... can falls from sky into hand] "I always enjoy the pure crisp taste of Limelight Cola!"

Anyway, I scripted it all, directed them, and edited in camera basically... filming in order. And I was hooked.

I didn't own the camera... but later borrowed it again to film my neighbor skateboarding... me and my friends doing stunt work, pretending to beat each other up... and my buddy was VERY VERY good at Tom Savini style horror makeup. We filmed lots of goofy stuff.

It wasn't until college though that I finally got my hands on a computer with editing gear... it was a friends. We made a lot of stuff for church. Now I have all the editing gear on my computer... but no camera... I use a friends and I still produce stuff for my church... but it's really edgy and unique... not what you'd expect to see at church, let me tell you.

I've been writing since I was a kid... and now I write screenplays. Hopefully I'll produce and direct one someday... or at least sell it.

[Javen]

Originally posted by kopernikuz@Apr 30 2003, 08:43 PM
Door prize?

[kopernikuz looks down at the old copy of People and hopes it's not that]


You never know, it could be a copy of anything.

[Javen]

Wow good stuff! That was long, good thing narcalepsy isn't allowed in here. Just kidding. That is really interesting though. I have been working on some screenplays myself.

Alright one last question.


If you ever got a screenplay sold, or a book published would it have the characters Javenosis, SS and Marbleman in it?

[kopernikuz]

Originally posted by Javen@Apr 30 2003, 09:27 PM
If you ever got a screenplay sold, or a book published would it have the characters Javenosis, SS and Marbleman in it?
Funny you mention it... I am working on this idea:

© 2003 - kopernikuz

Okay, there's this guy see, played by Charlie Sheen, and his name is Javenosis. He is a cop and partners with this guy named SS, played by Jm J. Bullock. Together they go on a case where they're undercover as late night talk show hosts on an internet website. While on the case, they befriend a guy by the name of marbleman, played by Patrick Stewart. Marbleman is called this because his bald head looks like a marble... oh, and he fights bad guys by having someone flick him at the bad guys. They are trying to stop an evil scientist named Krogenar (played by Michael Moore) from taking over the world. A dark figure in a cloak with red and black tatoos all over his face named T'Bone, played by himself, is also out to take over the world. A guy who speaks only through a speaker box and is known only by his voice and the name Tovor, calls on his agents Bunny, Blizzard, and Keri to stop everyone from making fools of themselves. Oh, and there's also a CTU agent played by Denzel Washington who's name is O.B. Gates...

In the end, they all betray each other and shoot at each other and everyone is almost dead... but Bruce Willis as kopernikuz comes in with a fedora and a whip and saves the day... which he follows up by drinking a can of Limelight Soda.

What do ya think?


Oh and before I go... a shout out to my one and only wonderful wife.


Oh... and a shameless plug:

VISIT US AT www.pleasedrivethrough.com (http://www.pleasedrivethrough.com) for fun news, sports, and entertainment stories and talk.

Thanks for having me, Javenosis.

[Lara]

Great interview.

I loved the story...especially the agent called Bunny style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

Michael Moore and Krog in the same sentence?...I know someone who's gonna have a heart attack :0

[Obidobi]

But where was Obidobi during this event......At the toilet....?Hiding....? ???

[Javen]

Hey...that was uh interesting yeah. :look: lol

But Javenosis is played by Charlie Sheen?style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko.gif I thought maybe Collen Farell or Edward Norton. I mean we look alike and all. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif

Ok door prize!{Javenosis digs around in his desk...ewww! gets some tongs}

Ok SS's dirty socks or Marblemans old milkshake?

[kopernikuz]

I loved the story...especially the agent called Bunny style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

Thought ya might... lol


Michael Moore and Krog in the same sentence?...I know someone who's gonna have a heart attack :0

Not just in the same sentence... portraying Krogenar... I actually don't know who'd hate it more... Michael Moore having to play Krog... or Krog having to be played by a chubby left-wing goofball. I thought it was just odd enough to get some attention... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/devil.gif

Krog's gonna kill me style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Darth Vegas]

[EDIT]

[kopernikuz]

Originally posted by Javen@Apr 30 2003, 09:49 PM
Ok door prize!{Javenosis digs around in his desk...ewww! gets some tongs}

Ok SS's dirty socks or Marblemans old milkshake?
Well... since there's the off chance the socks can be washed... I'll take them... can I use the tongs?


One more shameless plug:

VISIT US AT www.pleasedrivethrough.com (http://www.pleasedrivethrough.com) for fun news, sports, and entertainment stories and talk.

[Lara]

I can picture Krog saying, "that's cruel, Kope, cruel," followed by, "call an ambulance!"

You want Ss's socks? who knows where they've been :eek:

[Javen]

Originally posted by kopernikuz+Apr 30 2003, 09:52 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(kopernikuz @ Apr 30 2003, 09:52 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-Javen@Apr 30 2003, 09:49 PM
Ok door prize!{Javenosis digs around in his desk...ewww! gets some tongs}

Ok SS's dirty socks or Marblemans old milkshake?
Well... since there's the off chance the socks can be washed... I'll take them... can I use the tongs? [/b][/quote]
Sure, you can have the tongs. But I can't gurantee you where they have been.

You ok Bond? You taking haluccinagenics again? Yeah I know I spelled it wrong, but that's my specialty.

[Darth Vegas]

*barfs on the person sitting in front of him*

Yeah I'm okay now. :look:

[Lara]

Kope, I registered at your site!!

[Darth Vegas]

Beware of the fluffy bunny rabbit...

[Lara]

LOL!

[kopernikuz]

Originally posted by Darth Lara@Apr 30 2003, 09:57 PM
Kope, I registered at your site!!
I saw! Great to have ya!

[Tovor]

Great screenplay, Kope. It looks like it has a lot of potential! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif
As far as Tovor in the box, you should have someone with a sexy voice speaking for the one and only Tovor. Someone with a powerful, sexy voice like Vin Diesel. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif
Great interview, BTW, Javen and Kopernikuz. It kept me on the edge of my seat, and it was a true page turner.

[Lara]

Tov, you should register at www.pleasedrivethrough.com. It's a pretty cool place style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

[kopernikuz]

Originally posted by Darth Lara@Apr 30 2003, 10:17 PM
Tov, you should register at www.pleasedrivethrough.com. It's a pretty cool place style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif
Wow... we should hire you as a spokeswoman... lol.

[Blizzard]

*Blizz realizes she's covered in vomit and plots her payback on Bond* style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

So, Kope, I just got here... where have you posted or hung out other than the Senate? When did you discover Star Wars message boards?

[Tovor]

Yeah, I want to go there, though I am burned out from discussing politics (from before this board, hence why I never but once or twice posted in the political debates here), though I will go there to check out the place and see what else I can take part in. Kope invited me earlier, like yesterday or so, and I want to check it out ASAP. So I will. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

[Lara]

Originally posted by kopernikuz+Apr 30 2003, 10:22 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(kopernikuz @ Apr 30 2003, 10:22 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-Darth Lara@Apr 30 2003, 10:17 PM
Tov, you should register at www.pleasedrivethrough.com. It's a pretty cool place style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif
Wow... we should hire you as a spokeswoman... lol. [/b][/quote]
hehe...I'd be honored style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

[Blizzard]

Since the hosts left...

Did you and your wife plan on having 5 kids? Are you going to have any more? Are you going to home school them all the way to college?

Who do you think will win the World Series?

[Lara]

I think Blizz should be a host style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif hostess, actually.

[Lara]

Originally posted by Tovor@Apr 30 2003, 10:27 PM
Yeah, I want to go there, though I am burned out from discussing politics (from before this board, hence why I never but once or twice posted in the political debates here), though I will go there to check out the place and see what else I can take part in. Kope invited me earlier, like yesterday or so, and I want to check it out ASAP. So I will. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif
I'm sure you'll like it style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

[Blizzard]

Nah, the guys are far better than me.

[Javen]

Originally posted by Blizzard@Apr 30 2003, 10:30 PM
Since the hosts left...

Did you and your wife plan on having 5 kids? Are you going to have any more? Are you going to home school them all the way to college?

Who do you think will win the World Series?
I'm still here lurking. Watching audience members get sick like a row of dominoes from Bonds chunks.

Breath mint anyone? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko.gif

[Blizzard]

Kope has left the building. Oh well. Night all.

[Darth Vegas]

Sorry folks, but that the last time I eat your popcorn!! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mad.gif

[Javen]

Open for kopernikuz to answer the questions from the audience, ad if the audience still has some quesions.

[Javen]

Tovor answers questions, we give them tonight.

[Tovor]

I'm here, and ready for my enema...I mean interview! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Javen]

Hey Tovor man! Welcome to another edition of the Late Show. Have a seat, stand, laydown and let's see what makes you tick or tock...whichever is first. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif


Are you going to finish your stories someday for the whole world to read? Or do we have to wait for Tovor jr. to come along an publish them?

[Obidobi]

Are you sure that you're here and not there.....? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif

[Tovor]

Thank you, thank you! Glad to be here! When I was a young teen I dreamed of knowing that I'd reached success when I was a guest on the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson. But now I know that although I haven't reached the degree of success I dreamed of my whole life, I have achieved something far more fulfilling by being an honored guest on the Javenosis, Marbleman, and Ss Late Night Show. I am...so touched...I can...barely...spe...ak...:tears:

Okay...I'm composed now. I'm cool.

Are you going to finish your stories someday for the whole world to read? Or do we have to wait for Tovor jr. to come along and publish them?
Dude, my stories are my life, and so far I have not lived. If I do not get my books finished for the whole world to read, then my life will have failed. What I fear about dying is that the dreams and ideas in my mind will never have been known by the world, and that although people may miss me as the person I was, they would know me as the creator and storyteller I was supposed to be. Sad to say, but true. I'm trying, my man, I'm trying, ya know? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/satisfied.gif

[Lara]

And the world is a worse place without your stories, To Von Bunny style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

[Javen]

Now you're gonna make me cry with all that flattery *sniff

Oh yeah I will have a guest door prize for you at the end of the interview. It could be somethig special.

Thats cool. I hope you do get them published someday. I can't wait.

k second question.

What other talents do you have besides writing (Being rude, farting, and being obnoxious doesn't count ya know)? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Tovor]

What other talents do you have besides writing (Being rude, farting, and being obnoxious doesn't count ya know)?
Aww shoot, interview's over I guess. Without rudeness and farting I have nothing to brag about.

Photography is one, was one, that I enjoyed for many years though I've been out of the habit for a few years.
I drew starships, spacestations, sharks, and other stuff when I was younger. I still have that mind for design in small robot models and starships I built from Lego. And of course, who doesn't know about my grand 30,000+ piece Lego model of Coruscant?
Aside from writing fiction and science fiction, I also developed a love and skill for writing poetry and song lyrics. And I am also quite good at being rude, farting, and general obnoxiousness. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

[Javen]

See you have many talents.And reading minds must be one of them to. My next question is about your Lego's!

I never messed with Lego's when I was a kid. I always messed with myself...whoops I didn't say that. Move on...

Anyway Did you get a Lego set when you were a kid, and how long did it take to make the designs for what you have made with them? Especially the Coruscant.

[Tovor]

Nah, I didn't read your mind, I was just bragging. I do that a lot when it comes to the city of Tovopolis. True, it's inspired by Coruscant, but it's more my imagination than anything, and I name the city Tovopolis!
What was the question again? I guess I should merely reread it. Stand by...

[Tovor]

I got a few Lego brick tubs for Chanukas and birthdays when I was a lad, but it wasn't until a 2 foot long ship called the AFF Setra that I built about 10 years ago, that I tried to draw on my interests from when I was a kid and built something long-lasting from one of my stories. As far as the city, I've been working on that one and off for about 3 years, expanding parts of it, building new buildings and sections, and remaking older spires. The larger buildings usually took me about 5 or 6 hours to do, because I would plan them in my head and then start and restart and resart from the bottom all over again to get the layout from the bottom to match up at the top to what I had planned. Sometimes I would come up with the idea for the top first and try to scale from the bottom up to that point, or else start with the top and work my way down to the base of the building (by laying it sideways of course, not by magically suspending the top and adding in the pieces below it.).

[Tovor]

Yo Javen, you step out for a coffee break? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

[Javen]

Awsome man. I don't think I would have the patience to do something like that. But thats interesting though.

Where did the name Tovor come from?
I might be the only one who doesn't even know style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blush.gif

[Tovor]

*Ahem* Tov wonders, "how do I politely tell the host that the only reason he's the only one who doesn't know, is because he's the only one who didn't read my prior interview on the Late Show last week?" style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif

[Javen]

Originally posted by Tovor@May 1 2003, 09:22 PM
*Ahem* Tov wonders, "how do I politely tell the host that the only reason he's the only one who doesn't know, is because he's the only one who didn't read my prior interview on the Late Show last week?" style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif
Whoops...[Javenosis kicks himself and tapes note to his forhead to read prior interview]

Hey cool my first embarassed moment, and noone is around to see it. * looks down to see a few people D'OH!

If I could be you for a day, would it be like the movie Being John Malchavitch? As in this case Being Tovor Malchavitch.

[Tovor]

Well you see, in my universe, the saga of PGW, my 9 book series, Marrasavalee Telza was the son of the mad scientist inventor who would later become a king, a tyrant, and an emperor. "Tovor" was a 10 foot tall rovot (robot) that they had built to lead their armies into battle, but when Marrasavalee was mortally wounded by an assassin, the only way for his father to preserve his life and give him power to defeat their enemies, was to remove his brain and transplant it into a special cranial cavity he had designed for the head of the warvot. Thus, Marrasavalee awoke out of body and inside the rovot, and was made one with the warvot and became Tovor. At that point, like Sauron in LOTR with the ring slashing through the human and elvin armies, Tovor was unstoppable. And for 400 years he conquered other worlds, and enabled the Trylanian Empire to spread across the galaxy.

[Tovor]

heh hehe, I answered anyway, to slide past the tension! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/hehe.gif

[Tovor]

If I could be you for a day, would it be like the movie Being John Malchavitch? As in this case Being Tovor Malchavitch.
Not at all. It would be more like "Being Tovalkavitch".

I wish I could say I had seen that film. I haven't, and have only a vague idea of what it's about based on previews.

I tried to write a more witty answer, but I had to delete when I released it really didn't make much humor or sense. Next question? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blush.gif

[Javen]

Thanks Tov The audience was like crickets.lol


What is your favorite food to eat?

[Tovor]

heck, Javen, if you could be me for a day you'd probably finish all my books and get the manuscripts sent out to agents and publishing houses. But you'd find yourself tripping over a lot of clutter in my head, so be careful in there.

[Tovor]

Fettucini alfredo is one of my faves. Shrimp scampi is another. And macaroni and cheese.
My fave drinks are diet Barq's root beer or diet A&W root beer, orange/banana juice, and milk.

[Whisper]

mmmm...Rooooooooot Beeeeeeeeeeeer...

I remember getting Barq's damn near from the...uhh...place the make it...in Biloxi....mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Javen]

Your probaly right I would do all of that.

Shrimp I love some shrimp! grilled even.

Who is Karrazon?

[Tovor]

Karrazon Istelia Dierit Telza was born daughter to the emperor by one of his many wives. But soon after she was born her mother was murdered by him, and she was smuggled offworld by a traitor in the emperor's court who wanted to ensure that the sick, evil emperor did not have his own daughter done away with as well. She grew up in the home of her half-brother, the imperial governer of Gidal, until she was 10 when he was executed by an agent of the empire for sheltering the emperor's political enemy. She then fled for her life from an enemy who she was sure was hot on her trail, but whom had forgotten all about her. She jumped from ship to ship and world from world to get as far from the empire as she could, and she went through many years of trials and terrors and nightmares which began to shape her into the monster she had sought to flee from. Over the years she had been a soldier, a forced terrorist, a smuggler, an assassin, and more, until she was 26 and she chose to return to the empire and fulfill her destiny to avenge her mother, brother, and millions of others, and bring the reign of Japedo Von Telza to a justified end. That is the story of Karrazon as begun at the end of Book 1 of PGW, and shown in Book 2 and beyond, although she had changed her name many times until when she returned to the empire she was Kara Kani (last name pronounced "Kin-eye".) You see, in her mother's language, "Karra zon" meant "daughter of love", and Kara Kani was "daughter of revenge".

[Siamese Sith]

SS runs onto stage and procedes to slide exit stage left.....swoooosh

[Tovor]

Goodness gracious, what was that blur of fuzzy blue big hair? Another host? Oh my!

[Blizzard]

Coooooool, Tovey.

[Siamese Sith]

SS walks back onstage dusting himself off...
What's up Tov? Everyone? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

[Javen]

Wow she is an interesting character indeed. You should send me some more about her sometime.


Who are your best friends on the Senate?

[Lara]

Howdy, Ss.

[Tovor]

What's up Tov? Everyone?
It feels like everyone is up Tov. Got any laxatives here? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko.gif

[Siamese Sith]

Goodbody every evening!
Tovor if I may....
When I first registered here at the Galactic Senate you had a thread where folks would ask you anything, do you recall my first question to you, answerman?Hmmmmmmm

[Justin]

When you post details about your story, could you do it slower so I'll have time to write it all down and change the names so I don't violate copyright? Thanks.

[Lara]

LOL @ Justin!

[Siamese Sith]

Silence puffy lips!

[Lara]

Puffy lips? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unhappy.gif

[Blizzard]

What did I say? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

[Siamese Sith]

No not you Lara....Justin. And he'll tell all in his interview won't ya Justin? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Lara]

hehe...when's his interview?

[Siamese Sith]

SS shrugs
I dunno he's yet to PM us....he's pretty sour he didn't think of this first, me thinks...

[Lara]

he's probably afraid you might find out something naughty, or kinky about him style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Siamese Sith]

So Tov....my first question to answer man? you recall?

[Siamese Sith]

Originally posted by Darth Lara@May 1 2003, 10:33 PM
he's probably afraid you might find out something naughty, or kinky about him style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif
Sex scandals @ blockbuster! :0

[Lara]

Originally posted by Siamese Sith+May 1 2003, 10:34 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Siamese Sith @ May 1 2003, 10:34 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-Darth Lara@May 1 2003, 10:33 PM
he's probably afraid you might find out something naughty, or kinky about him style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif
Sex scandals @ blockbuster! :0 [/b][/quote]
LMAO!!! He's probably replacing movies with amateur porn flicks starring him style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Siamese Sith]

I can picure it now....enter scooby doo time warp.
BB regional MGR "justin sales are at an all time low at your store what can we do to bolster sales?"
Justin style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/scratchchin.gif I have some idea's mwuhahahahaha

[Tovor]

Wow she is an interesting character indeed. You should send me some more about her sometime.
I thought I had once sent you a few pages of Kara's intro, did I not? Or was that the other part of the story that I sent you, Jon, Tasha, and Kris?

Who are your best friends on the Senate?
This is bound to get me in trouble with someone if I forget to include anyone. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blush.gif I talk with Golla quite a bit on ICQ, though not for quite a while (a contradiction there, oops) have I been online ICQ for long. I don't know if you know Aunt Beru but we talk every few days by email and we have become extremely close. He is an awsome guy and I wish he would be active here, but he's too busy in life I guess. Lara is obvious, you know about my longstanding friendship with that little bunny. I am pretty tight with Darth Badly too. He's a bloke I've come to treasure quite a bit. Mama Blizz and I go way back too. She was my first introduction to IM chats, and my introduction to Lara too.

Ya know, there really aren't a whole lot of people that I talk to from the boards, though there are people that I like a lot, hence my "How Rude is Tovor?" poll, but although I am very open on the boards I am somewhat withdrawn from opening myself up in outside channels. It's strange, because I used to be very outgoing and social, only to become more reserved to investing in what would be deemed valuable and worthy conversations online and off.

[Siamese Sith]

That's odd where'd Tov go all the doors are chain locked shut? Preventive maintenance style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sly.gif

[Tovor]

When I first registered here at the Galactic Senate you had a thread where folks would ask you anything, do you recall my first question to you, answerman?
I still have that answer twead, but nobody wikes it anymore. :tears:
Sorry, I don't recall your first question there. Why don't you justify my answer thread by re-asking the question there?

[Lara]

awwww, how bunny style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/bunnyears.gif

[Lara]

I think I know the answer to that style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

[Siamese Sith]

The one with the two guys and two doors...

[Tovor]

What? Buys *****s? Huh?

[Javen]

I actually forgot exactly which one. I still have it and I will look at the story again.

from opening myself up in outside channels. It's strange, because I used to be very outgoing and social, only to become more reserved to investing in what would be deemed valuable and worthy conversations online and off.

I can relate somewhat to that.

Well I will leave this open for others to ask some questions. It was good talking with you and I learned alot.

Thanks for stopping by.

*Javen digs in his desk and finds a smashed banana and peanut butter sandwich and tosses it to Tovor.* Heres your prize!

[Siamese Sith]

Never mind answer master...you disapoint me...J/K.
How many years have ya been with T-Bone and this Motley Crew of Mods?

[Lara]

I have one! Tov, when are you gonna send me that conversation you promised to email me?

[Siamese Sith]

Hey Tov, please share with us your place of residence upon this earth, we don't need the address though style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Blizzard]

Originally posted by Darth Lara@May 1 2003, 10:56 PM
I have one! Tov, when are you gonna send me that conversation you promised to email me?
Yes, Tov, we are all dying to know? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Siamese Sith]

Ok we've gone into tommorow, so I'll turn the Q's over to the audience if there's anyone left...

[Lara]

Originally posted by Blizzard+May 1 2003, 11:02 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Blizzard @ May 1 2003, 11:02 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-Darth Lara@May 1 2003, 10:56 PM
I have one! Tov, when are you gonna send me that conversation you promised to email me?
Yes, Tov, we are all dying to know? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif [/b][/quote]
A funny bunny kitty is in a funny bunny kitty mood style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

[Tovor]

Thanks for stopping by.
Don't thank me, I didn't do anything to stop "bi". It's still going strong in a lot of funky movies and in bedrooms and office parties across America.

*Javen digs in his desk and finds a smashed banana and peanut butter sandwich and tosses it to Tovor.* Heres your prize!
Shmank yoosh! Yum...chew chew, crunch, lick, mumbabmumab gobbaboosh. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/pacman.gif Sank yoos!

Ss:
Never mind answer master...you disapoint me...J/K.
How many years have ya been with T-Bone and this Motley Crew of Mods?
Oh no, mesa so sorry mesa not! Gives me anothers chance won't you? Oh well.
I started posting on the previous Jedinet Council boards in September of 1998 where I met Vibroblade and Aunt Beru and Trilogist and Teek and Dark Helmet and Teta and some of the other old timers. I also met Blizz on the Jedinet boards I think after TPM came out and I met T'bone through her (yeah, he was actually impaled though her due to a high speed collision on the way to a SW convention) last summer after the two boards became one and they asked me to be a moderator. The day I joined the Senate was in May of last year, though like I said I was part of this since 9 or 10 months before TPM. And I've been a mod since around about June. or July.

[Lara]

*ahem* and you met me on Jedinet.

[Obidobi]

*sniff* :tears:

I wasn't mentioned......... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif......or something like that......

[Tovor]

I have one! Tov, when are you gonna send me that conversation you promised to email me?
Oh yeah, I forgot about that. Sorry. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif I'll send it tonight or tomorrow, okeyday?

To other inquiring minds, I had been thinking up a conversation between High Commander Tovor in my book and Tasha Shahd who he'd captured and was forcing to make a life changing decision. I had jotted down some nifty ideas for the conversation and mentioned them to Lara, and she's keen on reading them though they are rough.

[Tovor]

Hey Tov, please share with us your place of residence upon this earth, we don't need the address though
City of Pompano, south Florida. About 3 hours south of Rob and 30 or 35 minutes north of Frendon. And, about 11 or 12 hours south of Dark Helmet and a day and a half south of T'bone. And, about 120 miles north of Fidel. Do you know where I am now? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/cool.gif

[Tovor]

*ahem* and you met me on Jedinet.
I certainly did! My bad! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[Tovor]

Obidopey:
I wasn't mentioned......... ......or something like that......
See? I knew I'd break somebody's heart with my memory! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif


Might I add,
I have come to know Obidobi a lot better than before, and never more have I wanted to bolt for the door! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif
But seriously, Darth Horney has trousers full of anticipation, but a heart full of gold. I've been having more fun with him that I imagined, and I just hope no one finds and exploits the Polaroids!
Noooooo....kidding. What a guy. He's more than the sexual joker he pretends to be. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

[Tovor]

Is the formal interview completed?
Okay, I am open for random questions from the audience.

[Javen]

Javenosis gets up and bows to the audience slipping on an uneaten banana sandwich. Tripping into some lights and skating across the stage from MM's melted milkshake.

Somehow manages to run into the wall and knock himself out on the breaker box causing the power to go out in the show.

[Javenosis's wardrobe provided by "Oldlady wear'em outs"
located in the basement of Ol'folks rest home]

[Siamese Sith]

Ok g'night peeps that's all folks style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

SS's wardrobe furnished by The House of Fabulous " the fashion conscience consumer is our best customer" style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Tovor]

Why didn't I get a provided wardrobe?
*Tovor gets to his feet and elicits a gasp of horror from the audience since he's not wearing any pants.*
See I told you I wasn't going to! ROTFLMAO!

[Obidobi]

Originally posted by Tovor@May 2 2003, 06:25 AM
Obidopey:
I wasn't mentioned......... ......or something like that......
See? I knew I'd break somebody's heart with my memory! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif


Might I add,
I have come to know Obidobi a lot better than before, and never more have I wanted to bolt for the door! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif
But seriously, Darth Horney has trousers full of anticipation, but a heart full of gold. I've been having more fun with him that I imagined, and I just hope no one finds and exploits the Polaroids!
Noooooo....kidding. What a guy. He's more than the sexual joker he pretends to be. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif
*sniff*......:tears:

Now I'm touched.........* wipes a tear from the eye* style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko.gif

[Javen]

Originally posted by Tovor@May 1 2003, 11:38 PM
Why didn't I get a provided wardrobe?
*Tovor gets to his feet and elicits a gasp of horror from the audience since he's not wearing any pants.*
See I told you I wasn't going to! ROTFLMAO!
I was nervous and trying to imagine the audience naked, and the whole time you were. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko.gif

[Blizzard]

How is your mom?
Do you still shave your head?
If your picture could be on any magazine in the world which would it be?
What would the title of you autobiography be?
What is the greatest lesson you have learned in life?
If you had a parrot, what would you teach him to say?

[Lara]

Would you ever dye your beard?

[Tovor]

How is your mom?
Do you still shave your head?
If your picture could be on any magazine in the world which would it be?
What would the title of you autobiography be?
What is the greatest lesson you have learned in life?
If you had a parrot, what would you teach him to say?
Whoa horsey! A lots got there to answer.
-Her cancer has shrunk from 3.8 centimeters to less than 1, so things are looking good. But, she has bad cellulitous in her feet and they are very badly swollen and it is painful for her to walk.
-Yes, but not often. I shave it about once every 3-4 weeks.
-Entertainment Weekly.
-"What was his name again?"
-Traumatic head injuries are not a good thing. You're never the same person again.
-"Talk to the human...I taught him to respond!"

[Tovor]

Would you ever dye your beard?
I have considered dying it the same color as my hair, but it already is the same color. Dark brown with wisps of gray. I don't think I would ever dye the beard, not even when or if it's fully gray.

[Blizzard]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif
Thanks, Sir.
I am glad your mom is doing ok for the most part.

[Tovor]

I was nervous and trying to imagine the audience naked, and the whole time you were.
I was imagining the audience naked too. Didn't you notice the table rise up a few times?

[Lara]

Originally posted by Tovor@May 1 2003, 11:57 PM
Would you ever dye your beard?
I have considered dying it the same color as my hair, but it already is the same color. Dark brown with wisps of gray. I don't think I would ever dye the beard, not even when or if it's fully gray.
Nah, don't, you look better with that salt-and-pepper beard...and yer shaved head style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

[Lara]

Originally posted by Tovor@May 1 2003, 11:58 PM
I was nervous and trying to imagine the audience naked, and the whole time you were.
I was imagining the audience naked too. Didn't you notice the table rise up a few times?
Yeah, especially when Obidopey blew you a kiss style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Tovor]

Thanks, though it is only shaved one or two days out of the month actually. The rest of the month it is slowly growing in, though it is very short.

[Lara]

Originally posted by Tovor@May 2 2003, 12:01 AM
Thanks, though it is only shaved one or two days out of the month actually. The rest of the month it is slowly growing in, though it is very short.
I liked to run my hands through your hair, but I like to touch your bald head...and you liked it too style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sly.gif

[Tovor]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/hehe.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Lara]

hehe...I'm going to bed...nighty night guys style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sleeping.gif