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RedMirax
04-29-2003, 10:44 PM
Image 91
Image contributed by Blizzard
Winner: padmeamidala
Caption: Yoda-New Visine Spokesperson: Bugging you, dry eyes are?
Darth Vegas
04-29-2003, 10:59 PM
Yoda performs his impersonation of Lotney "Sloth" Fratelli from "The Goonies". style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif
Obitwokenobi
04-29-2003, 11:12 PM
Nice rear, Lieutenant!
Jedi_of_the_North
04-30-2003, 11:05 AM
The deleted scene of Yoda at a Dagobanian strip club
YODA: Hmm, yes!!!!!! How grow you so big eating food of this kind? Touch my gimmer stick, you will, yes!!!!!!
StarWarsFan1
04-30-2003, 02:51 PM
Wow i never knew she has such big big (well u get the idea)
The Prism
04-30-2003, 04:44 PM
When Yoda started to meditate, he saw the future: Leia in the gold bikini!! Immediately his hands gravitated lower and lower....
"feel the force....flowing....through.....you.....awww much better it is."
padmeamidala
04-30-2003, 10:06 PM
Yoda-New Visine Spokesperson: Bugging you, dry eyes are?
Rogue_Jedi
05-01-2003, 12:48 AM
YODA: Uh, George...This Frank Oz person you hired has his hand up my...uh, backside again.
Dark_Jedi
05-01-2003, 01:20 AM
That is the biggest lightsaber I have ever seen!! :eek:
Darth Vegas
05-01-2003, 04:37 AM
Yaddle gives Yoda a little striptease for his birthday party...
Star Wars Episode III
Scene: The Birth of the Twins
Padme in Hot pants...'nuf said
spaceman2386
05-01-2003, 07:54 PM
There is somthing in my eye!!
Krogenar
05-01-2003, 08:08 PM
Yoda: "Go #7... yes, yes! Uncle Yoda needs a new pair of shoes, yes!"
Rogue_0009
05-01-2003, 09:30 PM
C'mon Frank, you could at least warm up your hand...
"Make me like that they should..." - Yoda, upon watching Gollum in The Two Towers
Saeth
05-03-2003, 05:13 AM
*Yoda recieves a letter in the post. He opens it up. Eyes widen.*
"Obi-Wan!"
*Obi-Wan appears*
"Yes, Yoda?"
*Yoda hands him the letter*
"This you must read."
*Obi-Wan takes the letter and reads aloud.*
"Dear Yoda, and Ben if you're there.
You are formally invited to the...*voice rises an octave* wedding of Luke and Leia...Oh no..."
*Yoda looks grim*
"On you read. Better it gets."
*Obi-Wan gulps and proceeds to read*
"And the baptism *voice rises a few more octaves* of our only child...duuu~ *faints*
*Yoda looks grim*
"Warned him I did about 'point of view' crap. But noooooo. Listen to me he did not!"
Obitwokenobi
05-03-2003, 12:23 PM
Yoda: Frank Oz! Digital I now am! Need your hand up my butt I do not!!!
dakotajedi
05-03-2003, 03:24 PM
Yoda: "If ya smell what The Yoda is cookin'! "
Obitwokenobi
05-03-2003, 10:25 PM
Seeing you alive brings warm feelings to my pants
Darth Whaler
05-04-2003, 09:18 PM
Practical jokers were rampant on the set. Here, just when Yoda plans to deliver a crucial line, he is pantsed.
Count Dookie
05-05-2003, 07:36 AM
DUH! Did not know that lengthens too....
Obi-Stu
05-05-2003, 08:57 AM
Having always been secretly in love with Padme, Yoda did not like what he saw in Anakins future. Cloudy hmmmm.
Erick Landrider
05-08-2003, 12:17 AM
Luke-"I don't see what we're doing here."
Yoda-"A few more minutes it will be. A magizine and some Exlax, hand me."
Erick Landrider
05-08-2003, 12:20 AM
Originally posted by Saeth@May 3 2003, 03:13 AM
*Yoda recieves a letter in the post. He opens it up. Eyes widen.*
"Obi-Wan!"
*Obi-Wan appears*
"Yes, Yoda?"
*Yoda hands him the letter*
"This you must read."
*Obi-Wan takes the letter and reads aloud.*
"Dear Yoda, and Ben if you're there.
You are formally invited to the...*voice rises an octave* wedding of Luke and Leia...Oh no..."
*Yoda looks grim*
"On you read. Better it gets."
*Obi-Wan gulps and proceeds to read*
"And the baptism *voice rises a few more octaves* of our only child...duuu~ *faints*
*Yoda looks grim*
"Warned him I did about 'point of view' crap. But noooooo. Listen to me he did not!"
style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif Frekin Awesome!
Javen
05-08-2003, 01:12 PM
Yoda on his honeymoon with Yaddle.
Gen_X_Accord
05-08-2003, 01:49 PM
Luke, not knowing Yoda's true sexual orientation, makes the mistake of changing in front of him.
kwawin
05-08-2003, 02:31 PM
At first, Yoda didn't know the winning lotto ticket Luke gave him was fake.
Angel Starmaster
05-08-2003, 03:04 PM
Luke; What is it Master Yoda? Do you sense something through the force?
Yoda; No, Sense something in my pants! Need to change my depends, I must!
Obitwokenobi
05-08-2003, 11:46 PM
Ooooooh... Frank... Very forward you are.
jawajedi
05-10-2003, 11:16 AM
Yoda: When 900 years old you reach, be as constipated you will not.
Obitwokenobi
05-11-2003, 07:16 PM
Prune juice, I need!
allforcedup
05-16-2003, 07:33 PM
So amazed, I am, at your complete lack of skills in the Force, young Skywalker, that no longer my face will register the depth of sorrow and shame that feel I do, now.
jedi_freak
05-18-2003, 12:26 PM
"The colors, man, the colors."
RedMirax
05-18-2003, 07:52 PM
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