One Letter Off Movies

[Jack]

This was a quick game that came up on Twitter a couple of weeks ago and it was strangely fun. Premise is simple; change/delete/add one letter in a movie title. Easy, right?

I'll start things off with:

Schindler's Lust

[Tovor]

Schindler's Bust

[Kommandant Felix]

Schindler's Busy

[Jack]

Um...I think you misunderstand. You don't have to build on the previous one...you just pick a movie and change a letter...

Apocalypse Cow

[kopernikuz]

Just when you thought it was safe to start canning again... dum dum dum dum...

JARS!

[kopernikuz]

How about the tale of a young plastic surgeon raised by his aunt and uncle who after tragedy pursues a career in Hollywood trying to rid a celebrity of a Dark blemish...

STAR WART!

[Solo]

A New Dope

[Jack]

A robotic fish embarks on a journey out of his lake in

Wall*I

[Jack]

White Men Can't Hump

[Master Magnus]

Just a friendly reminder that the language must remain G-rated. :)

The Good, The Sad and the Ugly.

[Jack]

^ what about PG? Or PG-13?

Jack Sparrow gets fit in

Pilates of the Caribbean

[Master Magnus]

^Well, I certainly don't want to spoil the fun... As long as there are no profanities, uses of the four-letter expletive etc. (i.e. the usual standards of the GS), it's alright.

[Jack]

Okay then.

Shaving Private Ryan

[Kommandant Felix]

Dude, Where's My Cat?

[Jack]

Arlington Toad

[kopernikuz]

Okay then.

Shaving Private Ryan
Wait so we're adding letters too?

[Jack]

Wait so we're adding letters too?

Yup - adding, changing, subtracting, as long as you're only altering one letter.

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Coming in 2010....Superman is cloned and must fight himself in Kevin Smith's all new film... CLARKS!

[Momin327]

The Punk Panther

[Jack]

Fat & Furious

[kopernikuz]

A rom-comedy movie about five dinosaur friends who hang out in a coffee shop and talk about life and love...

JURASSIC PERK

[Jack]

Harrison Ford runs a salon aboard a 747 that gets hijacked by Gary Oldman in

HAIR FORCE ONE

[Master Magnus]

^Dang, you beat me to it! :P

John Carpenter's 1980 horror movie The Dog. Is it allowed to mention more than one movie? Then there's the remake of Tame and we can't forget Back to the Suture.

[Solo]

Fart & Furious

[Kommandant Felix]

A Star Wars Classic, in which the Emperor wages a private war against his deadliest foe: Classical Music.

Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Bach.

[Solo]

A long time ago, in Egypt...

Revenge of the Seth

[Jack]

Figrin D'an attacks in REVENGE OF THE BITH!

[Kommandant Felix]

A Story of a Mighty Hero's Humble Origins:

Barman Begins

[Jack]

Boy Story

[Jack]

A dance instructor goes rogue....they call him

MAMBO

[Momin327]

The Princess Brine

[Jack]

South Part: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

[Momin327]

Dye Hard

[Solo]

Done with the Wind

[Jack]

Lord of the Wings

[Momin327]

A Fish Called Rwanda

[Jack]

A pointless submarine movie...

DAS MOOT

[DblDwn]

Leonardo DiCaprio and Jack Nicholson star in Martin Scorsese's opus to immigration:

The Deported

[Jack]

T-Bone's legacy is passed on to Horse_Head in:

THE MODFATHER

[DblDwn]

James Bond tries to stop assassin Christopher Lee and his firearm made from a yellow sapphire statue of Mother Theresa in..........

The Man With The Golden Nun

[Jack]

Adam Carolla gets a nice...er, car...in

THE HUMMER

[Momin327]

Tomorrow Never Ties

Interesting, "Tomorrow Never Dies" itself was "one letter off". The title was supposed to be "Tomorrow Never Lies", but there was a typo, though TPTB apparently liked it.

[Kommandant Felix]

Another Variant on Episode 5...but perhaps a bit...stranger.

Star Wars V: The Empire Strokes Back.

[Momin327]

Bluntman and Chronic Boy's ally:

Dogman

[DblDwn]

Roger Moore learns the cost of a Bollinger '55 while having lunch with Christopher Walken in:

A View To A Bill

[Momin327]

Q's latest gadget for Bond is a:

Casio Royale

[Jack]

Sean Penn, Judge Reinhold and Phoebe Cates try desperately to get out of an invisible box in

FAST MIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH

[Momin327]

City Slackers

[Slick]

The Naked Fun

[Master Magnus]

Francis Ford Coppola's epic movie about farming in Vietnam: Apocalypse Sow.

[Jack]

FERRIS BUELLER'S GAY OFF

[Solo]

Another Bond Movie

Licence to Bill

[DblDwn]

Timothy Dalton tackles the dawn to dusk fight club circuit in:

The Living Day Fights.

[Master Magnus]

Captain Kirk is searching for an anomaly in Iowa in the movie Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered County.

[kopernikuz]

Bruce Willis plays a politician visiting his ex at her new high-rise office building must use his skills and charisma to foil the plot of thieves cum terrorists in...

Lie Hard

[Jack]

Hannibal Lecter helps the FBI catch a librarian serial killer in

READ DRAGON

[DblDwn]

Kevin Costner and Sean Connery set out to prove that men really do have different hygiene needs than women in:

The Undouchables

[Solo]

A new Tarantino Movie. Will Uma Thurman be able to diminish Bill's hunger?

Fill Bill

[Momin327]

I want you to be mice until it's time to not be mice in:

Road Mouse

[Jack]

Kevin Costner gets a sex change in this sequel:

MS. BROOKS

[Slick]

Even zombies have to sleep sometimes....

Yawn of the Dead

[Solo]

A frightening political experience...

President Evil

[Mamoa]

Watership town

variation of watership down .... an aweful and scary film that i will NEVER be watching again btw it's supposed to be a kids film.

[Momin327]

The Monty Python troupe ponder marriage in:

Monty Python's The Meaning of Wife

[DblDwn]

Val Kilmer tries to prove that his career has not become the area between the scrote and the rectum in:

The Taint

[Jack]

Sam Worthington gets really, really hungry in TERMINATOR SALIVATION

[Momin327]

Harrison Ford protects a lousy comedian in:

Witless

[Solo]

When wind blows no more...

Done with the Wind

[Jack]

Robert Downey Jr, realtor

SHERLOCK HOMES

[Momin327]

Roger Moore answers the eternal question about Scotsmen in:

A View To A Kilt

[Jack]

While squeezing oranges, Samuel L. Jackson spills all over a book shelf in

PULPY FICTION

[Solo]

Sequel to animation Chicken Run;

A Few Good Hen

[Cassus Fett]

Gay After Tomorrow

[Zedekk]

I Gobot

[Jack]

Robert Downey Jr. tries to explain everything wrong with Alanis Morrisette's song "Ironic" in

IRONY MAN

[Momin327]

Billy Crystal falls for an airline pilot in:

When Harry Met Sully

[Solo]

When Sally decides to go after different adventures:

When Marry Met Sally

[Jack]

A former child actor terrorizes the world in:

THE MUMY

[Kommandant Felix]

^even better...Brenden Fraiser, action star extraordinaire, faces his greatest threat yet in:

The Mommy.

[Jack]

The tale of a haunted brothel:

The Amityville Whor-ror

[Das]

De Nero's new offering:

The Beer Hunter.

[Jack]

Tobin Bell forces people to eat his condiments in:

SLAW

[Momin327]

Jackie Chan doesn't stop talking in:

Ramble in the Bronx

[Jack]

William Hurt and Mimi Rogers have a sex tape!

LUST IN SPACE

[Solo]

JB24 vs Emperor

Empire Strikes Jack

[Jack]

^ :P

Jimmy Stewart travels back in time to find a legendary bird in

PLIGHT OF THE PHOENIX

[redsabre]

A tragedy in one act:

Sleeping with the Enema

[redsabre]

The Three Stooges cause mayhem at Yellowstone National Park in:

Dunces With Wolves

[Jack]

Superheroes get high in Jamaica....

X-MON!

[redsabre]

The killer rabbit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail continues his reign of terror in:

PAWS

[redsabre]

Harrison Ford finds explosive adventure in:

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Boom!

[Jack]

Dr. Manhattan and the others study Wicca.

WITCHMEN

[redsabre]

This Christmas, Mel Gibson squares off in the wasteland against giant mutant amphibians. You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll kiss ten bucks goodbye. Don't miss:

The Toad Warrior

[redsabre]

Kurt Russel stars as a down on his luck flooring salesman in:

3000 Tiles to Graceland

[redsabre]

A ruthless 22nd century botanist travels back in time to reintroduce extinct plants . . .

The Germinator

[redsabre]

Manny Ramirez is tired of local wildlife eating his flower beds . . .

The Deer Bunter

[Blizzard]

Sigourney Weaver teaches a primitive alien race to speak English in...

Avatard

[redsabre]

The Coen Brothers are doing another movie set in the Depression, taking into account our concerns about greenhouse gasses:

O Brother, Where Fart Thou?

[redsabre]

When good underwear goes bad:

The Thong

[Jack]

Joan Collins rises from the dead!

MUMMIE DEAREST

[redsabre]

^ I think you meant Joan Crawford.

A heartwarming musical about an English nanny's little brother:

Gary Poppins

[redsabre]

A documentary about NYC expressways with preferential treatment for Broadway performers:

A Chorus Lane

[redsabre]

Kiefer Sutherland wipes out terrorists with the help of Taco Bell:

Jackdraft

[Jack]

^ I think you meant Joan Crawford.


Whoops...was watching a Joan Collins movie when I wrote that.

[redsabre]

^ No biggie.

Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhall star as two Wall Street investors trying to hold onto their retirement funds (and each other) in the midst of economic chaos:

Brokebuck Mountain

[redsabre]

Adam Sandler gets in waaaaaaaaaay over his head when he starts work as an addiction counselor. He soon learns firsthand that:

You Don't Mess With the Lohan!

[redsabre]

If Woody Allen had directed Episode III:

Annie Fall

[redsabre]

Martin Scorsese digs deep into the Order of the Sith, based on Anakin's three decades as the Emperor's right hand man:

HoodFellas

[Jack]

Bruce Willis and Tracy Morgan are sullen:

Cop Pout

[redsabre]

Robert Redford helps a traumatized Viking rediscover the joys of pillage and plunder:

The Norse Whisperer

[Jack]

Coming soon, Pauley Shore returns in a sequel to his classic hit comedy Bio-Dome in

DOME LIKE IT HOT

[Jack]

Four words: Paul Newman in clogs.

DUTCH CASSIDY AND THE SUNDANCE KID

[redsabre]

Tom Hanks gets bad news from his proctologist:

Forrest Rump

If he had ingested more fiber in his daily diet, the movie would then be titled:

Forrest Dump

[redsabre]

Tom Cruise loses the use of the lower half of his body after watching too much:

Porn on the Fourth of July

[Jack]

Tom Cruise just can't finish!

EMISSION IMPOSSIBLE

[DblDwn]

Owen Wilson as a checker taxi stranded in a town full of yellow, Hindu speaking taxis in:

Cabs

[redsabre]

This just in! A franchise crossover film! Mike Myers returns as our international man of mystery! The Governator steps back in front of the camera as Mr. Freeze! Don't miss Austin Powers in:

Coldmember

[redsabre]

A concert film double feature:

Pink Floyd's The Mall

Led Zeppelin: The Bong Remains the Same

[Jack]

I get attacked by a pair of stoners!

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Jack

[redsabre]

Jason Statham stars in the life story of Pee-Wee Herman:

The Wank Job

[redsabre]

A documentary about the world's first monileal infection:

Yeast of Eden

[redsabre]

Sharon Stone stars as a homicidal opthamologist in:

Lasic Instict

[Jack]

My experiences with a hooker

JACKIE BLOWN

[redsabre]

Nicholas Cage and Cher fight their attraction for each other, only to have their first date ruined by a car accident involving Bennie the Cab:

Toonstruck

[Jack]

Joseph Gordon-Levitt spends July on Fire Island!

500 Gays of Summer

[Solo]

A really smelly movie;

Shitter Island

[redsabre]

Henry Fonda stars as a deranged interior designer who strangles his victims with window treatments. Brace yourself for:

The Drapes of Wrath

[redsabre]

Los Angeles, 2019. Rick Deckard infiltrates a conspiracy to smuggle counterfeit plug-in air fresheners. Harrison Ford stars in :

Glade Runner

[Jack]

Bad movies based on video game franchises combine in the slow-motion vampire thriller

MaxRayne

[redsabre]

Prince wears out his welcome in:

Purple Pain

[redsabre]

That Simpson boy has ALWAYS been trouble:

Bartman Begins

[Jack]

One girl's desperation to become a carpenter in

Frame!

(I'm gonna build forever...cover the doors with stain...)

[redsabre]

:laughing:^

Sam Peckinpah's masterpiece about librarians:

The Mild Bunch

[Jack]

A tree fights desparately to be allowed to leave his forest in

ROOTLOOSE

[redsabre]

An off course astronaut witnesses Superman, Batman & Robin facing off against Dracula and Darth Vader in a UFC style bitch-slapping contest. Don't miss:

Planet of the Capes

[Jack]

Lifetime Movie Network produces the ultimate movie about men being horrible:

Planet of the Rapes

[redsabre]

Nazi documentarian Leni Riefenstahl's unflinching portrait of the American pharmaceutical industry:

Triumph of the Pill

[redsabre]

The long-awaited sequel to Supersize Me:

Girth of a Nation

[redsabre]

A fantastical, futuristic society, ruled by cats, dogs, goldfish and birds, supported by human slaves:

Petropolis

[Jack]

^ Goin old school, huh?

Jay and Silent Bob travel from Quick Stop to Mooby's in George Melies' early sci-fi film

A Trip to the Moob

[redsabre]

*JB, ya gotta stick with the classics*

A rooster, fed up with all this postmodern feminism, lays down the law:

The Hen Commandments

[redsabre]

Arthur Penn's classic gangster tale of a gay outlaw couple:

Donnie & Clyde

[Jack]

James Caan is greedy!

Miser

[RollaFett]

A pop star's worst nightmare!

Star Wart

[Jack]

Donal Logue gets some sun in

The Tan of Steve

[redsabre]

Napolean Dynamite turns into a masked vigilante:

The Dork Knight

[Jack]

Sam Jackson is back to fight cobras that are attacking Margot Kidder

SNAKES ON A LANE!

[Momin327]

Samuel L. Jackson is tried for illegal fishing in:

A Time to Krill

"Yes, they deserved to fry! And I hope they burn in Hell!"

[redsabre]

Darth Vader's breathing problem has been traced back to Coruscant! Apparently, Obi-Wan got Anakin to start smoking cheap, smelly, French made cigarettes behind the Jedi temple.

Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Cloves

[redsabre]

U.S. Olympic ping pong players with Jedi-like reflexes:

Blazing Paddles

[redsabre]

Tom Hanks visits a dermatologist to have a growth removed: Cyst Away

[redsabre]

A science-fiction "B" movie spoof that's also a great rock'n'roll musical about a Japanese snack food:

The Pocky Horror Picture Show

[redsabre]

Avoid the holiday rush. This year, don't rely on the post office or even FedEx. When your cards, gifts (or whatever) absolutely, positively have to be there on time:

Send It Like Beckham

[Jack]

If Kevin Smith directed Avatar:

MALLCATS

[redsabre]

If Kevin Smith had directed Episode II and there had been a love triangle:

Chasing Ami

[Momin327]

Michael J. Fox needs more medical help in:

Back to the Suture

[redsabre]

Trilogy trifecta time!

Leslie Nielsen stars in
The Naked Gun: From the piles of Police Squad!

Lt. Frank Drebbin returns, investigating a voodoo cult in:
The Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Spell of Fear

Frank Drebbin bowls a near perfect game, 11 strikes in a row, capped off with a 7-10 split for a score of 298 in:
The Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Pinsult

[redsabre]

Jack Nicholson and Adam sandler are a mismatched pair of OSHA inspectors in:

Danger Management

[Jack]

Peter Griffin's epic sex novel is turned into a movie in

ANGELA'S ASSES

[redsabre]

John, Paul, George and Ringo frantically scramble to find a good plastic surgeon for some emergency liposuction. Don't miss:

A Lard Day's Night

[Jack]

The gods battle in racially-charged L.A. in

CRASH OF THE TITANS

[Momin327]

Holy acting school! Young actors learn to be like the 1960s Robin in:

The Art of Ward

[Jack]

Gangs visit an amusement park along the Pacific Ocean in...

WEST RIDE STORY

[Jack]

It's either about a hair salon or a porn star...

BANGS OF NEW YORK

[Solo]

When Stark Industries start manufacturing in China;

IRON CAN

[Jack]

Sam Worthington goes on a mission to Mustafar...

LAVATAR

[redsabre]

A story about a demented beautician who enjoys Brazilian waxing a bit too much. Don't miss John E. Depth in:

Pubic Enemies

[Jack]

A story about a demented beautician who enjoys Brazilian waxing a bit too much. Don't miss John E. Depth in:

Pubic Enemies

I think I saw that on Red Tube.


The dumbest Brad Pitt movie ever.

BANAL

[redsabre]

Tom Hanks loses his memory after a terrible accident:

Past Away

[Jack]

Woody and Buzz get sold

TOY STORE

[redsabre]

America, 2017: The passage of Cap and Trade has given rise to a police state.
Willful emission of greenhouse gases has become a capital offense.
President Clinton has called for even tougher enforcement.
In the former land of the free, One man will defy the powers that be.
In the former home of the brave, One man will bring forth mighty winds of change.
In a world where flatulence is regulated, he will fart in Washington, D.C.'s general direction.
He is one of the few survivors of the free society that America once was.
He is . . .

The Last Airsender

[Jack]

^ Yeah...I ain't reading all that.

Beware a case of the crabs!

THE PUBIC ENEMY

[redsabre]

^ Even worse: A proctologist's office with no privacy-

The Public Enema

[Jack]

David Bowie's take on The Fantastic Voyage:

LADYRINTH

[redsabre]

Prince as a plumber:

Purple Drain

[redsabre]

A vivid, hallucinogenic journey through the mind of someone during the last functional stages of alcoholism:

Ginception

[Jack]

Gregory Peck, Anthony Quinn and David Niven play beach-side beefcakes!

THE BUNS OF NAVARONE

[redsabre]

Mother Teresa and the Carmelite Sisters of Mercy in:

The Nuns of Navarone.

These last two entries could perhaps be made into a documentary:

The Puns of Navarone

[Momin327]

Rex Harrison helps a Cockney hairdresser become more "genteel" in:

My Hair Lady

[Jack]

Ah - the exciting world of money savings in an affluent suburb of Detroit...

GROSSE POINTE BANK

[redsabre]

Keanua Reeves and Patrick Swayze star as overly aggressive chiropractors in:

Joint Break

[Jack]

The sequel to Pineapple Express:

Joint Break

[redsabre]

^ Never saw that, but since most stoner movies are based on Cheech & Chong, I doubt I missed much.

A new trilogy of movies from Pixar, depicting life and love in an Asian restaurant:

Soy Story

[Jack]

Tom Cruise explores weapon safeties.

STOP GUN

[redsabre]

Tom Hanks embarrASSes his friends when he eats Taco Bell the night before tying the knot:

Bachelor Farty

[redsabre]

A bright, underachieving teenager hacks into British Petroleum's Master Operating Pipeline Resource computer (M.O.P.R.) triggering a massive disaster . . .

TarGames

[Jack]

A man's love for his supercomputer....

CRAY HEART

[redsabre]

A thrilling sports documentary, featuring the entire offensive and defensive lines from The University of Texas and The University of Tennessee. Don't miss:

A Blockwork Orange

[Jack]

In this sequel, an actor tries to plug the door in his head.

MALK

[redsabre]

Count Rugen from The Princess Bride (6 fingers on his right hand) moonlights as a gynecologist:

Dr. Strangeglove

[Solo]

Your worst nightmare when you are on diet:

Cake Fear

[Jack]

Insert witty summary here!

IN THE HAT OF THE NIGHT

[redsabre]

A sex education movie by Dr. Seuss:

The Cat in the Cat

[Jack]

From the Department of Redundancy Department...

ANIMAL HORSE

[redsabre]

I'm surprised this one hasn't shown up as a porn parody:

Creamscape