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Darill Cyllem
06-25-2008, 12:54 AM
EDIT: Moved to word play.

I came up with some Star Wars-themed haikus. Perhaps others would like to make some as well? (Remember, the syllable count is 5-7-5).
:)

two buns in her hair
a big blaster and a 'tude
her worshipfulness

Tell him not the odds,
the Corellian smuggler:
Captain Han Solo.

last of the Jedi
from a farm on Tatooine
good guy who wears black

and my favorite:

T-visor helmet
a missile-firing jetpack
don't mess with the Fett

Go on! you know you want to try!

TuskenRaider1
06-25-2008, 11:54 AM
Unsuspecting Dug
Little does he know or see
Anakin's pod close...

Jar Jar Binks is dead
All of Star Wars fans rejoice
Trilogy is Saved...

Beep Beep Boop Boop Beep
Artoo knows what is best
Cant win without him...

Palpatine rules all
No one dares to defy him
Rebels lay in wait....

The Death Star Cometh
Tarkin Making Examples
Alderaan destroyed...

X-Wings all deploy
Luke, Wedge, and Biggs in the mix
All hope is not gone....

Obi-Wan has failed
His padawan has turned dark
The Empire is born.....

Ho Ho Ho he laughs
His eyes bulging and tongue out
Jabba thinks he won.....

"E chuta ta!" it says
The droid looks at him in awe
"How rude" his response...

"Utinni" he crys
The desert sky fills with the sound
A raging Jawa....

Lando smiles wide
Females fall over in delight
"Works every time"....

More to come, this is fun! I used to write Haikus for fun in school so this is a great flashback....

Good idea!

Lord Tesla
06-25-2008, 12:53 PM
A saber flashes
Kenobi maims Darth Vader
betrays Anakin

Darill Cyllem
06-25-2008, 02:50 PM
Moved to word play.

Lord Tesla
06-25-2008, 04:00 PM
The transformation
amidst fire and smoke begun
ends in a breathmask

The med droids bind him
fallen Jedi, the last hope
to an iron cross

Darth Vader rises
the Jedi seek the shadows
the Force is with him

Lord Tesla
07-06-2008, 01:44 AM
There is another
Skywalker, Jedi Knight, hope
not Leia: Ani

Lord Tesla
07-24-2008, 12:00 AM
Smart, fearless, mighty
warrior, tech, good friend, great soul
Artoo Detoo, Droid

TuskenRaider1
07-24-2008, 01:34 PM
Lightning Flashes From His Hand
Palpatine laughs at his foe
The dark side has won

Boba gets the drop on them
Han gives a cocky half grin
Chewie is close by

(Both are 7-7-5, but thats a style too!)

TuskenRaider1
07-29-2008, 07:49 PM
Your friend gambles much
He will lose it all me' thinks
A new ship for me...

"Remove my helmet
let me look at you my son"
with his dying breaths...

(I know the quotes are changed a bit, but I did it to fit)

Body falls down shaft
A man sweeps with his new mop
"Should get a transfer"

Two big eyes look out
Lots of ships move to attack
"its a trap" he yells!
(I know, i know...thats stretching it)

Lord Tesla
07-31-2008, 01:26 AM
Light leaps from the hilt
humming death, life defending
a Jedi’s weapon