Celebrity Deathmatch!

[JackBauer24]

The rules of this game are simple. Pick two celebrities/fictional characters/politicians and determine who would win in a fight between them. And by fight, I mean physical fight. As in flying fists and feet and any other appendage that can be used to harm another person.

In the words of the immortal Michael Buffer, "Lllllllllllllllet's get ready to RUMMMMMMBBBBBBLLLLLE!"


Who would win?

Britney Spears vs. Jessica Simpson

[Horse_Head]

Britney... cuz she's just nuts.

[Raganork8]

Come on she's got songs called:

"Hit me baby one more time"

"Toxic"

and

"Crazy"

I think she'd kill someone with ease.


Britney

[JackBauer24]

(pssst....after you answer, put up the next match...)

[Jedi Master Harrison]

I'd say Britney as well, Jessica would do no more than pull hair, Britney would bite like a rabid dog! :lol:

Tom Selleck vs Tom Cruise

[Darth Wiseguy]

Tom Selleck, his chest hair would be a formidable weapon. When braided it would become a great bullwhip, a long distance weapon to repell Tom Cruise´s crazy couch jumping attacks.

Jean Claude van Damme VS. Steven Seagal

[JackBauer24]

van Damme, because Seagal is just fat and slow now.

Tom Brokaw vs. Tom Brady

[sharyntyre]

tom Brokaw, cuz Brady can't win without his coach cheating for him.

George W. Bush Vs. Pee Wee Herman

[Sarah-Leia]

Bush because people would just refuse to sink so low as to fight him. (In other words, I have no freaking idea who the second guy is). Time for me to put my spin on things:

David Tennant vs. John Simm

[JackBauer24]

Um....Simm, because I have no idea who either of them are.

Howard Stern vs. Jerry Springer

[sharyntyre]

Howard Stern the dude has brass balls...just ask his ex, she has them on the mantle:wink:

Jessica Alba vs. Jennifer Garner

[JackBauer24]

Garner. Alba's pregnant and therefore slow-moving. Plus, Garner's got years of Alias experience on her.

Jimmy Kimmel vs. Adam Carolla

[RollaFett]

Carolla. The desperation of no significant show biz gigs since the Man Show would give him extra motivation.

Michael Jackson vs. Prince?

[Snake_Judge]

Prince. Prince looks like he has some people that would back him up.

Kirk Hammett or Dave Mustaine

[RollaFett]

Uhhh...Hammett. Hey, I only know Metallica songs.

Neil Patrick Harris vs. David Hyde Pierce?

[JackBauer24]

DHP...he's a little butcher than NPH and could probably kick NPH's ass.

Austin Powers's Fat B*stard vs. Tommy Boy's Tommy Callahan?

[sharyntyre]

Fat Ba:censored:tard 'cuz he is what he is.


Jack Nickolson vs. Sean Connery

[JackBauer24]

Ooh, tough one. I guess I'll go with Connery.

Donald Pleasance (Loomis in '78 Halloween) vs. Malcolm McDowell (Loomis in '07 Halloween)

[Snake_Judge]

The original

John Cleese VS Eric Idle?

[JackBauer24]

John Cleese, no contest.

Harry Knowles, founder of Aint it Cool vs. Jon Hein, founder of Jump the Shark

[JackBauer24]

*bump*

Jon would kick Harry's fat ass.

Chevy Chase vs. Bill Murray (both in their current state of fitness)?