Questions Only

[JackBauer24]

Do you think this is a good idea for a thread?

[Blizzard]

Yes, I have been meaning to start a thread where I can ask everyone else questions.

So, Jack, what ARE you thinking?!

[JackBauer24]

Ah! How about making this "Ask a Forumer a question"?

[Lord Tesla]

I have a question for you, JB24, Is "forumer" the sound of someone saying "former" with a mouth full of marbles?

:hehe:

I humbly submit substitution of the noun "senator" as a suggestion. :)

[sharyntyre]

:rofl:


I humbly submit substitution of the noun "senator" as a suggestion. :)

I second that

[Kommandant Felix]

Oh...I was thinking of a thread where everything must be a question...or in the form of a question.

[Solo]

This thing is already turning into a chat, so I will ask a question.

JMH, have you made up your mind about the Audi A3?

[Jedi Master Harrison]

Not yet Solo. The trouble is there are so many variants, I am not sure which one to go for. I'd quite like the 140 BHP TDi version over the standard diesel engine. I think the 170 BHP might guzzle too much diesel and be more expensive on the tax etc, so is a bit impractical. I also need to find a really good deal and decide whether I should lease or buy. And then if buying, do I buy brand new, or a year old? It's a minefield. :laughing:

My question is for Tovor. How are things going for you jobwise at the minute?

[Horse_Head]

Who let the dogs out?

[Lord Tesla]

^Why do you want to know?

[Kommandant Felix]

What do dogs have to do with anything?

[sharyntyre]

^you don't know dogs are man's best friend?

[Kommandant Felix]

but what does this have to do with the conversation at hand?

[Snake_Judge]

¿Dónde está el cuarto de baño?

[Kommandant Felix]

Could you speak in English, please?

[sharyntyre]

Can another Senator Translate for friend K'felix?

[Blizzard]

^Where is the bathroom?

And it's right down the hall. Watch out for the dogs.

[RollaFett]

Blizz, have I told you how much I dig your Catwoman avatar? Oh, and did you know it's pencilled by Brian Bolland?
Oops, is there a limit on questions?

[Blizzard]

No, but who wouldn't like it?
No, I didn't know that. Cool!
No, there are no limits, it's in Wordplay, posts don't count here anyway.

[Solo]

Won't anybody answer any questions?
What do you get when you fall in love?
Why do good people die first?
How can a bad person become a loved one after his death?

[sharyntyre]

Won't anybody answer any questions?

maybe not, isn't it the question thread?



What do you get when you fall in love?


you mean besides a broken heart?


Why do good people die first?

who says they were good?


How can a bad person become a loved one after his death?


God loves us all, and who says they are bad?

[Solo]

Why do people answer questions by asking new questions? :nahnah:

[Kapit]

Why do you have to ask when you already know the answer?

[JackBauer24]

What is the answer?

[Horse_Head]

42

[Kapit]

Is that in the form of a question?

[JackBauer24]

Why are we talking about Douglas Adams?

[Kapit]

Why isn't EVERYONE talking about Mr. Adams?

[Blizzard]

Did you know the recalled Sam Adams beer?

[Kapit]

Is that a fact?

[Lord Tesla]

What's "beer"?

[Kapit]

Isn't it urine combined with wheat?

[Lord Tesla]

Well, that's what it smells like, but what is it, really?

[JackBauer24]

Did you know that Red Bull is actually Bull Pee?

[Lord Tesla]

Did you know the peeing bulls aren't even red?

[JackBauer24]

Did you know that it's bad to have red pee?

[Jedi Master Harrison]

Ah, so this isn't the ask a Senator a question thread then?

[JackBauer24]

Didn't you know this was the questions only thread?

[Kapit]

Is that what you thought it was?

[JackBauer24]

Did you not think it was?

(wow, this really is as hard as the guys on WLIIA? made it look)

[Lord Tesla]

Did you know that Red Pea was Swee'Pea's stunt double?

[JackBauer24]

Who's swee'pea?

[Lord Tesla]

You really don't know who Swee'Pea is?

[Kapit]

Does Swee'Pea really matter in a world with such a volatile political climate?

[Lord Tesla]

How could he not matter?

[Kapit]

Wouldn't you think that Popeye is needed more?

[Lord Tesla]

What's that one-eyed son of botch got going for him?

[Kapit]

Aren't the giant forearms a dead giveaway to his heroic stature?

[Blizzard]

Well now this is just a random comments thread. :(

[Lord Tesla]

Don't you remember what Master Yoda said?

[Lord Tesla]

Well now this is just a random comments thread. :(


Start a new one: "Ask a Senator." For serious, i.e., genuine, questions. Leave us lunatics in here, slap us down if we pull this stuff there. Everybody happy?:ohwell:

[Kapit]

Was this thread ever intended as something other than humorous?

[Lord Tesla]

Would there be complaints about the direction it's taken, otherwise?

(I believe it was intended seriously, but from the beginning some of us have been cutting up. )

[JackBauer24]

Would you believe that I intended it to be fun?

[Horse_Head]

Well now this is just a random comments thread. :(
Isn't it more of a "Random Questions" thread? :rockon:

[JackBauer24]

Why is the sky blue?

[Horse_Head]

Why do fools fall in love?

[JackBauer24]

Why do birds sing so gay?

[sharyntyre]

Why do people act the fool when the moon is full?

[Horse_Head]

Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?

[sharyntyre]

who is Carmen San Diego?

[Lord Tesla]

Is she(?) some relation to Carmen Miranda?

[Snake_Judge]

who is Carmen San Diego?
The better question is where on earth is she?

[Lord Tesla]

Is she with Carmen Miranda?

[Snake_Judge]

Who's Carmen Miranda?

[Solo]

Is Carmen single?

[Lord Tesla]

You do know Carmen Miranda's fifty years dead, don't you?

[Solo]

Was Carmen single when she died? :nahnah:

[sharyntyre]

did she really wear a hat made of fresh fruits?

[Solo]

Were fruits really fresh as the grocery store owner said?

[Lord Tesla]

Was Carmen single when she died? :nahnah:

Since you don't seem to know that she wan't, can I assume you didn't check Wikipedia?

:)

[Lord Tesla]

did she really wear a hat made of fresh fruits?

Did she wear the fresh fruit hat, or did the fresh fruit hat wear her?

[Lord Tesla]

Were fruits really fresh as the grocery store owner said?


Do I look like the fruit inspector? How should I know?

(Was that a two-fer?)

[JackBauer24]

Should I make a gay joke about Tesla's last post?

[Solo]

What's wrong with looking for fresh fruits?

[Kapit]

Is there anything really known about the freshness of fruit?

[Lord Tesla]

Should JB24 make a gay joke? Who knows?

Is there anything wrong with Solo's fresh-fruit-seeking scenario? Is there a don't-squeeze-don't-smell policy in the produce department?

Is the knowledge of fruit freshness JediKaputski seeks attainable? Do you think Toucan Sam would have the answer?

[Kapit]

Do you think Toucan Sam's nose is really just a prosthetic?

[JackBauer24]

Do you think Toucan Sam's nose is bolstered by those little blue pills?

[Kapit]

You think he was the animal that they tested the little blue pill on?

[JackBauer24]

Did Bob Dole kidnap Toucan Sam so that they could test the little blue pill out?

[Kapit]

Is Bob Dole the owner of Dole Fruits?

[JackBauer24]

Isn't Bob Dole's hand freaky?

[Kapit]

Can Bob Dole really do backflips?

[JackBauer24]

I thought Bob Dole could only do lop-sided backflips....?

EDIT: DAMN!

[Kapit]

Can JB24 follow his own rules?

[JackBauer24]

Uhm...uhm....

Can Kaput shut the hell up?

[Kapit]

Can JB24 ever recover from his faux paux?

[JackBauer24]

Will Batman and Robin survive the Joker's dastardly plot?

[Horse_Head]

Same Bat-time, same Bat-channel?

[JackBauer24]

Did Horsey just break the rules?

[Lord Tesla]

There are rules? Are you sure?

[Horse_Head]

Aren't rules meant to be broken?!

[JackBauer24]

Who will sweep up the broken rules?

[Lord Tesla]

Didn't you start the thread? Shouldn't you be in charge of maintenance?

[Solo]

Should a thread be maintained regularly?

[sharyntyre]

isn't maintainence an admin duty?

[Solo]

Should we maintain our computers, as well?

[Kommandant Felix]

Should I call a professional housecleaner, then?

[Solo]

Should I hire a proffessional contract killer?

[Jedi Master Harrison]

Should I lock this thread? :nahnah:

[Solo]

^Should I eat beef?

[Kapit]

Do you really need an answer to that question?

[Lord Tesla]

Why hasn't there been a question in this thread in...ALMOST FIVE HOURS!?!?!?!

:)

[sharyntyre]

why are people working at work instead of posting at the GS?

[Horse_Head]

What the?

[Kapit]

Has anyone else pondered on the essence of what makes a question mark a mark?

[sharyntyre]

Not me, how much time have you spent on it?

[Horse_Head]

Where's Waldo?

[Plo Koon]

Will you go out with me?

[Jedi Master Harrison]

What is the point?

[Lord Tesla]

Hey, Master Moo-derator, how, exactly, do you derate a moo?

[Plo Koon]

Are you fluent in cow?

[Blizzard]

Why is it that every time you moo at a cow they always moo back?

[Lord Tesla]

Are you fluent in cow?

Who, moo-oi?

(Do I know that's lame? How could I not?)

[Lord Tesla]

Why is it that every time you moo at a cow they always moo back?

Could it be the same thing that makes them a popular foodstuff?

[Lord Tesla]

Was Teri Garr totally hot in Young Frankenstein, or what?

[Snake_Judge]

Who did she play? (sorry I'm bad with actors and such)

[Lord Tesla]

Doesn't everyone know she was Inga, Froderick's assistant, so hot she rendered Bunsen burners redundant?

[Kapit]

Didn't she have capital knockers?

[Lord Tesla]

Wasn't the line, "What impressive knockers"? (But wasn't Froderick referring to the much less impressive hardware on the castle door?) What did she have that wasn't capital?

[Kapit]

Are you sure we aren't both misquoting and the line was, instead, "What knockers"?

[Lord Tesla]

Would you believe you're...right?

[Horse_Head]

Hey Buddy, can you spare a dime?

[Lord Tesla]

How did we get from knockers to dimes?

[Slick]

Black magic perhaps?

[Lord Tesla]

Hmmm, if there's black magic about, should we call in an exorcist or parapsychologist or something?

[Solo]

Should I stay or should I go?

[Kapit]

Why must cake be so tasty?

[Solo]

Is it so hard to quit smoking?

[Blizzard]

^Are you kidding?

[Lord Tesla]

Are you questioning the lack of seriousness of this thread?

[Blizzard]

Are you orange?

[Horse_Head]

Are you an Orange?!

[Blizzard]

Are you yellow like the Simpsons?

[Kapit]

Wouldn't it be nice?

[Blizzard]

Wanna see my whip?

[Kapit]

Who wouldn't wanna see Blizz's whip?

[Blizzard]

Can I answer that? :lol:

[Kapit]

Do you think we should put the question up to the board?

[Blizzard]

We?

[Solo]

Wouldn't it be nice?

[Kapit]

Who?

[Lord Tesla]

Are you orange?

Are you making inferences from my avatar about my pigmentation?

Or are you asking if bears drop the bomb in the woods?

[Lord Tesla]

^^Huh? Say what?

[Kapit]

Is anyone else as confused as I am?

[Solo]

Is it possible not to get confused here?

[Jedi Master Harrison]

Who knew?

[Solo]

Who said?

[Jedi Master Harrison]

Who is calling on the phone? Am I even home?

[Master_Kinnon]

You what?

[Solo]

Where are my car keys?

[Lord Tesla]

Where am I?

[Horse_Head]

Who cares?

[Blizzard]

Who took my whip?

[Kapit]

Are whips as tasty as I've been told?

[Jedi Master Harrison]

Who took my kiss at the water's edge?

[Horse_Head]

Who cut the cheese?

[Blizzard]

Is that cheese on your pants?

[Kapit]

Has anyone here tried on cheese pants?

[Lord Tesla]

Has this thread become too random?

[Blizzard]

Do you really think so?

[Horse_Head]

Who is Harry Crumb?

[Lord Tesla]

Do you really think so?

Why else would I have asked the question?

[Lord Tesla]

^^Is he any relation to Salacious? And just how did he get hairy?

[Kapit]

Is anyone else still searching for Carmen Sandiago?

[Lord Tesla]

Is anyone else still searching for Carmen Sandiago?

Could it be that she was close to figuring out who Harry Crumb was, and Salacious Crumb took her out before she could crack the case?

[Kapit]

Who wants some Crumb Cake?

[Lord Tesla]

What, did Salacious Crumb and Carmen What'sher-whosis bring back a doggy bag from their date?

[Solo]

Who doesn't?

[Kapit]

I wonder if they're all drug buddies?

[Solo]

Could they be just poker buddies?

[sharyntyre]

could they be drinking, drugs, and Poker buddies?

[Blizzard]

Don't you think they are just bed buddies?

[Solo]

Is there a chance that they are not buddies at all?

[Horse_Head]

What if they were butt buddies?

[Blizzard]

If I laugh at that will I disrupt the test-ers?

[Kapit]

Isn't it laughter that is supposed to save the world?

[Blizzard]

Does laughing too hard make you pee your pants?

[Kapit]

Has anyone ever actually experienced that phenomeon?

[Blizzard]

You haven't seen me laugh, have you?

[JackBauer24]

Do you often laugh into a peeing situation?

[Horse_Head]

Does she save all of her laughing until she's on the toilet?

[Blizzard]

What do you think?

[Kapit]

Do people still think?

[Solo]

Why do customers revise orders one month after they place them?

[Kapit]

Have you ever thought that they're just out to ruin your life?

[JackBauer24]

Are you becoming paranoid?

[Kapit]

WHY AREN'T YOU MORE PARANOID, JACK?!

[JackBauer24]

Why do I have to be paranoid on the days when I'm not working for 24 hours trying to stop a terrorist attack?

[Kapit]

Why should you be complacent?

[Horse_Head]

Why Monday?

[Kapit]

Why why? Why not when?

[Blizzard]

When?

[Kapit]

Is the time not right?

[Blizzard]

Do you think it is?

[Kapit]

Do I ever think?

[Blizzard]

What are you asking me for?

[Kapit]

But, being the one named Blizz, aren't you supposed to have all the answers?

[Blizzard]

If I do, who has all the questions?

[Kapit]

Wouldn't the general populace have all the questions?

[Blizzard]

Who is General Populace? :wink:

[Kapit]

So wouldn't the good general have a good idea of what kind of questions need to be asked?

[Darth Massacrus]

^:laughing:

Why did General Populace team up with General Disorder to cause general chaos?

[Kapit]

So they mated?

[Horse_Head]

And they shared a malted?

[Kapit]

Are we discussing the candy malted milk balls Whoppers?

[Blizzard]

Are you saying General Disorder was female? Did she like whoppers?

[Kapit]

Will anyone else be buying that video once it comes out?

[Blizzard]

Who directed it?

[Kapit]

Have you heard of a guy named Talcy?

[Blizzard]

You mean Brian?

[Lord Tesla]

Didn't Mony Python make a bio-pic about him?

[Kapit]

Who else loved that movie?

[Lord Tesla]

I didn't say I loved it, did I?

[Kapit]

Why must I be yelled at for asking a question? :P

[Lord Tesla]

When you find out, will you let me know?

[Horse_Head]

What's black and white and red all over?

[Kapit]

Could it be a silent film that was burned by the projector lamp?

[Horse_Head]

What you talkin' 'bout, Willis?

[Lord Tesla]

Who Let Gary Coleman in here?

[Kapit]

Did someone leave the doggy door unlocked?

[sharyntyre]

Isn't there a minimum hieght requirement in here?

[Blizzard]

Who was it that said, "Size matters not."?

[Solo]

Do you want a beer?

[Kapit]

Why do people drink beer when it tastes so ugly?

[Solo]

Why do people think beer tastes so ugly?

[Blizzard]

Why does beer look like urine?

[Solo]

Why does urine look like beer?

[JackBauer24]

Why are you drinking beer when you could have rum?

[Blizzard]

Are any more members of the Senate checking out for the summer?

[JackBauer24]

Would you like some of us to check out for the summer?

[Blizzard]

Are those fightin' words?

[JackBauer24]

Why would I want to fight you?

[Blizzard]

Wouldn't you like the wrestle?

[Horse_Head]

Poppa can you hear me?

[Blizzard]

Why did Jack go to lunch and never come back?

[Kapit]

Why can't we all just get along?

[JackBauer24]

Why did I have to go to work today?

[Kapit]

Why does Jack hate his job?

[Horse_Head]

Why not?

[sharyntyre]

Where are my Keys?

[Horse_Head]

Where'd you leave 'em?

[Snake_Judge]

What in the wide wide world of sports is going on here!?


(Blazing saddles FTW :) )

[Blizzard]

What do they look like?

[Horse_Head]

More importantly, what do they smell like?

[Blizzard]

Have you checked the refrigerator?

[Kapit]

Where did it go?!

[Horse_Head]

Why did it leave?

[Kapit]

Is there any substance to the rumor that the Refrigerator Union is corrupt?