GS Decision '08

[Siamese Sith]

Fellow Senators welcome to GS decision 08! Your vote is your voice, so we want to hear your cries for justice! So far there is only 1 party running for CotGS, Kope and Krog. I am here to humbly announce the second party to run for CotGS! ***Javen and Siamese 08*** for a Safer more Secure Galactic Senate!
Our offical party name will be announced within the next few days.
May the Force be with you.....and you!
*SS throws up the double peace symbol*

http://bp2.blogger.com/_qT7I30qesJM/R-XNsx1ck3I/AAAAAAAAAn8/pTEBxAnTgz8/s320/JAVEN-SS+08.JPG

[T-bone]

i hope that C doesn't stand for Chancellor...
sorry this is a dictatorship!! muahahahahah

[Siamese Sith]

We all know yor the boss, this is just for fun...something we did on PDT back in the day.

[T-bone]

Can I run with Blizz as my VP?

[Miasmo]

Where is Al Gore?

[Siamese Sith]

Can I run with Blizz as my VP?your the boss, make a party name, we'll have "debates", kiss babies and throw up a poll after a few weeks. We did this on PDT and it was a blast!

[T-bone]

http://cdnll.img1.imagechef.com/w/080322/samp9769f58c7a60e557.jpg (http://www.imagechef.com/)

[Siamese Sith]

Nice button, so now there 3 parties. I'm hoping the GS community gets involved in this. It's not to be taken serious, it's for fun, but GS members can ask question that may be issues in their part of the galaxy.:)
I need to convene with my running mate to decide our party name and important stuff of that nature...
Since we were a smaller group on PDT we only had 3 or 4 parties, I wonder if we should limit the # of parties so it doesn't get out of control? Perhaps 6 parties total?

[Blizzard]

Can I run with Blizz as my VP?
Oh no, I hope I don't end up in the middle of a scandal! :wink:

[Siamese Sith]

Oh no, I hope I don't end up in the middle of a scandal! :wink:
Are you a client?:nahnah:

[Master_Kinnon]

I'm gonna vote for T-Bone and Blizz....I'm a little scared of Blizz and her dominant side :nahnah:

[T-bone]

I think this should be moved to the SW COMMUNITY section.

[Master Magnus]

Said and done.

I'm hereby declaring my intention of running!

[Javen]

Oh no, I hope I don't end up in the middle of a scandal! :wink:
I did not have sexual relations with this woman.:wink:

[T-bone]

what's your definition of "is" ???

[Siamese Sith]

Said and done.

I'm hereby declaring my intention of running!
Magnus you need a running mate....

[Tovor]

Ladies and sirs, I am hereforth announcing my candidacy and decalring my running in this forthcoming election for President of the Republic, er, Galactic Senate.

My running mate shall be a man known for heroism, courage, bravery, and leadership, and that man is Leutenant Dan Taylor. Yes, it shall be Lt. Dan who will run with me.

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b324/Tovor/InspireShine/Gump1.jpg

[Tovor]

Oh crap, my running mate doesn't have any legs. How can a legless man run? I'd better rethink this. :scratchchin:

[Tovor]

Okay, I've thought it over carefully and I've chosen a new running mate to run with me in this grand election.

Legs, lady legs. They are my new running mate. I mean, who wouldn't want to run with these?

Slim, sexy, and shaven, and they support a nice tush, too. So elect us based on that; that, and that I'm Tovor and Tovor is funny is as funny does. :yes:

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b324/Tovor/InspireShine/Legs2.jpg

[JediKeri]

I did not have sexual relations with this woman.:wink:

:bop:

[Siamese Sith]

:bop:

I guess that means we just lost a potentil voter...

[JediKeri]

Hmmm...you never know...

[Siamese Sith]

I just got off a special holofrence call with Javen and he is looking forward to beginning the campaign trail across the galaxy! He wishes all GS senators a Happy Easter:bunny:. And be sure to stay tuned for our party name announcement and logo!:rockon:

[Blizzard]

Javen doesn't even own a cell phone!! :lol:

[Siamese Sith]

Javen doesn't even own a cell phone!! :lol:
Let the political mudslinging begin. Well Blizz I assure you we won't be stooping so low as to resort to a smear campaign against our competition
For shame.....

[Tovor]

My running mate will take a stand and kick all your butts in this race.

[Master Magnus]

You and I can pair up, Tov! With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the Galactic Senate. :P

[Tovor]

You and I can pair up, Tov! With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the Galactic Senate. :P
But I already have a running mate, mate. I'm already pairing up with this pair of legs. :yes:
Okay, I've thought it over carefully and I've chosen a new running mate to run with me in this grand election.

Legs, lady legs. They are my new running mate. I mean, who wouldn't want to run with these?

Slim, sexy, and shaven, and they support a nice tush, too. So elect us based on that; that, and that I'm Tovor and Tovor is funny is as funny does. :yes:

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b324/Tovor/InspireShine/Legs2.jpg

[Cassus Fett]

Sorry but i voting T-Bone.... got to love dictatorships

[T-bone]

check's in the mail.

[empire21]

Just so everyone knows my vote can also be purchased. :wink:

[Jedi Master Harrison]

I'm going to carefully read everything about each candidate's campaign. I will be asking pertinent questions and making notes in order to be able to determine who is really the right person to lead the GS. I will expect to have the candidates really work hard to get my vote.

Then, whatever conclusion I come to, I'll just vote for the cutest Senator. :rofl:

[Tovor]

In light of current information which has been brought to light, I have decided to give my running mate, Sexy Lady Legs, the boot.

My new running mate stands for integrity, compassion, honesty, flexibility, attracting attention, bouncing, and for running a hard campaign.

I herebye announce my new running mate as Floffy-Boobs, who themselves are a like a billboard advertising my campaign, only not flat like a billboard. :yes:

[JediKeri]

:rolleyes:In light of current information which has been brought to light, I have decided to give my running mate, Sexy Lady Legs, the boot.

My new running mate stands for integrity, compassion, honesty, flexibility, attracting attention, bouncing, and for running a hard campaign.

I herebye announce my new running mate as Floffy-Boobs, who themselves are a like a billboard advertising my campaign, only not flat like a billboard.


:rolleyes: :bop: MEN....*sighs*

[Siamese Sith]

Ladies and genitals, welcome, it is with great excitement I give you the name of Javen and my party......wait for it......The Publicats!
It may not sound very original but it has heavy roots in the fabric of our community....the public...you the voters. We are you and YOU are us! Without you we could never be, and we are here for YOU 24-7-365 (figures may vary depending on your homeworlds orbit around it's sun).
Why cats and not cans? First, we already know we can. Second, cats are independant unlike dogs which are needy...we are fiercely independant and don't bend to special intrests or mega corporations. (Consider yourself warned banking clan and trade federation).
Check back we should have our party logo ready to unveil soon.
May the force with you all.

[Solo]

I'm very careful about my vote and who I will give it to. I am looking for the best, honest and hard working one.

















I'll vote for the one who will give free :beer:.

[Siamese Sith]

You can't a Publicat without a Pub:rockon:
Congrats Solo you've "tapped" into our double secret logo...I guess I'll bestow our awesome logo upon the masses......
This is a rough draft...
Here ya go solo welcome to the party:herebeer:

[Solo]

Not bad, not bad. :cheers:

[Siamese Sith]

A vote for T & Blizz is a vote for...
http://images.despair.com/products/demotivators/incompetence.jpg

A Vote For Javen and SS is a vote for...
http://images.despair.com/products/demotivators/power.jpg

also get a free :herebeer: for voting for Javen & SS! Get a second:herebeer:for refering a fellow GS member.

[Cassus Fett]

check's in the mail.

Thanks :D

[Tovor]

I'm very careful about my vote and who I will give it to. I am looking for the best, honest and hard working one.







I'll vote for the one who will give free :beer:.
Well my friend, as you've been a frequent patron and consumer of free beers in Tov and Badly's Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy for quite some time now, it is obvious where you can go for free beer, as you've been doing all along. So keep that in mind, mate. I've already got your neverending supply of beer in the Hive, now I should have your vote. :ok: :yes: :beer: x infinity.

[Solo]

^Hard to decide. :ohwell:

[leiaorgana]

Well I was going to suggest a Flo/Flo campaign but as Tovor is trying to recruit her I need to persuade either Magster or the Harrisons!

[thepepgal]

Can we get a post listing all the parties and who is representing them?

I also think a short election process is the best, as someone maybe decide to overthrow the democratic process. This would make the election and this thread a disappointment.

[Master Magnus]

Well I was going to suggest a Flo/Flo campaign but as Tovor is trying to recruit her I need to persuade either Magster or the Harrisons!
I'm not difficult to persuade!

[leiaorgana]

^hmm, do we have a deal then? :peck:

[Blizzard]

:lol: Good luck. *finds dirt on the competition*

[Master Magnus]

^hmm, do we have a deal then? :peck:
Of course! I'll be your running mate, you take the lead!

[Blizzard]

A woman for president?? :laughing:


:wink:

[Solo]

^We're doomed. :nahnah:

[Siamese Sith]

Once the parties are ready I think it's time to "meet the press" GS senators get to ask the questions that concern them most and each party has to answer. Hot topics such as Illegal Aliens working on your homeworld, the slavery issues in the outer rim, Droid unemployeement rate, crime, the galactic economy, education public vs private jedi academies, home force training.....

[Solo]

^What about fuel prices? Do you know how much we have to pay to fill the tank of a YT-1300?

[Jedi Master Harrison]

Will it be legal for a human to mate with a Twi'lek? :laughing:

[Solo]

I want a premanent parking permit in Coruscant. :yell:

[leiaorgana]

sounds like the press conference has already started... I think we need to have the parties defined first. Anyone else is going to be running?

[Siamese Sith]

sounds like the press conference has already started... I think we need to have the parties defined first. Anyone else is going to be running?
I thought Kope and Krog would've jumped all over this...I guess I was wrong.

[leiaorgana]

So what happened? Did everybody forgot of their parties?

[thepepgal]

It's the quietest campaigning I've seen :wink:

[Solo]

What happened to my parking permit???

[leiaorgana]

If magster and I are elected we'll give you the permit. Do you have your papers in order?

[Solo]

^Do you mean my vote? :wink: Of course it's ready.

[Kommandant Felix]

What's the point of this thread again?

I must be a bit confused...:confused:

[Jedi Master Harrison]

This contest is lamer than the London mayor thing! :laughing:

[thepepgal]

Maybe it's because the nominees have lost interest. :wink:

[Solo]

Politician are all the same. They get lost and forget about voters after they get elected. These ones are even worse. They got lost before the election.

[T-bone]

The audacity of hoping to change your underwear!

Vote ME ME ME

[leiaorgana]

Politician are all the same. They get lost and forget about voters after they get elected. These ones are even worse. They got lost before the election.

Do you want to lose your parking permission even before getting it? :nahnah:

Been here alllll the time! :wink:

[Solo]

^Noooooo. I need that parking permit.

[thepepgal]

^Noooooo. I need that parking permit.

She hasn't told you that it only lasts a day then they can claim your ship for parking illegally. :nahnah:

Remember policitians say what you want to hear but don't tell everything about their promises especially if they costs them revenue.:wink:

[Krogenar]

Vote for me this November, to become Grand Imperceptor of The Galactic Senate. If elected, everything will become great.

Remember:

KROGENAR... AUDACIOUSLY CHANGING HOPE FOR CHANGE

I represent rich white people who find black people vaguely threatening, and religiously ignore hungry, poor people begging for food.
This statement makes me the most honest candidate in the race, and honesty is all that matters.

Thank you. :rockon:

Also, free gold-tinted slave bikinis for all female members of the GS.

(Sorry, Tovor.)

Also, I will end Halliburton-Bot's reign of terror.

P.S.: The recent rumors that I bought a black man begging for food a 'McRib' sandwich and a drink is a complete fabrication. You see, the way white people dispense charity is a tradition that non-white people could never really understand. It's a long, glorious, wildly different tradition -- but not inferior, just different.

[Master Magnus]

Do you want to lose your parking permission even before getting it? :nahnah:

Been here alllll the time! :wink:
Oh yes, I forgot, we're running mates!

Vote us!

[Krogenar]

Oh yes, I forgot, we're running mates!

Vote us!

DO NOT VOTE FOR SWEDISH PEOPLE.

This is just common sense, people.

I have here authenticated documents showing that Magnus (if elected) would rename the forum from 'The Galactic Senate' to 'Unt Gooluctic Strudel-Kommittee'. And he's been planning it for decades. He also wants a Galactic Senate forum without graphics, for the sake of efficiency.

Don't.

Don't do this to the Senate.

Also, he supports mimetics.

Vote for Krogenar/Kopernikuz this November. KK in 2K8. :howdy:

[Solo]

^This thing is getting scary.

[Kommandant Felix]

I'm thinking T-Bone. After all, he installed the interesting new updates...which really appeals to me.

[Krogenar]

I'm thinking T-Bone. After all, he installed the interesting new updates...which really appeals to me.

Ah, I see, more of the same.

CHANGE!

[Rebel Astromech Droid]

1. I love ^ signature.

2. Sweden is amazing. :)

[T-bone]

It was all part of the plan. The update was strategically placed in early May to affect the election.

Vote for me and I won't delete the entire database.

[Jedi Master Harrison]

^ :scratchchin: Hmmmmm. :laughing:

[leiaorgana]

Hey! That's bribing!

[Krogenar]

Vote for me and I won't delete the entire database.

I don't think my opponent has what it takes to answer that 3 AM call.

[T-Bone is awake at 3 AM, glassy-eyed, eating from a bag of croutons, watching his well-worn tape of 'The Facts of Life Goes to Europe', when the phone rings.]

T-Bone: "Hello? The server's down?"
Web Server Customer Rep: "We're checking to see if there's a backup..."
T-Bone: "... meh."
TV: "But Mrs. Garrett! Tootie didn't ask if she could borrow my beret!"
T-Bone: "... Mindy Cohn is hawt."
Web Server Customer Rep: "What? So... should I go to a backup-"
T-Bone: [hangs up]

[Krogenar, in a suit, but without a tie, his shirt collar open in a jocular, working-class sort of way, enters the scene.]

"Folks, I am ready to take that 3 AM call. I will tell the very expensive escort I'm with to move aside and let me get at the phone. If she doesn't move her $5,000/hour derriere in an expeditious manner, I will actually get up and move to the phone myself if she refuses to hand it to me."

Krogenar / Kope in 2008: Experience You Can Experience.

[Krogenar]

Hey! That's bribing!

More of a threat, actually.

[T-bone]

More of a threat, actually.

It is neither. It's called honesty! Something no one else here has.

So at the end of the day, I don't win - the whole site goes bye bye - muahahahahahahhahahhhahah


Power!!!!
Unlimited...power!!!!!!!!
:zap:

[Jedi Master Harrison]

^ There's still good in him, I can feel it! :laughing:

[Master Magnus]

DO NOT VOTE FOR SWEDISH PEOPLE.

This is just common sense, people.

I have here authenticated documents showing that Magnus (if elected) would rename the forum from 'The Galactic Senate' to 'Unt Gooluctic Strudel-Kommittee'. And he's been planning it for decades. He also wants a Galactic Senate forum without graphics, for the sake of efficiency.

Don't.

Don't do this to the Senate.

Also, he supports mimetics.

Vote for Krogenar/Kopernikuz this November. KK in 2K8. :howdy:
Dear voters,

You see through the lies of the Krog. My loyalties lies with the T, the Senate and with you. I (together with Leia) will bring peace, justice, freedom and security to the Galactic Senate.

[Jedi Master Harrison]

^ Magnus is a politician and not to be trusted! :nahnah:

[Krogenar]

Dear voters,

You see through the lies of the Krog. My loyalties lies with the T, the Senate and with you. I (together with Leia) will bring peace, justice, freedom and security to the Galactic Senate.

It only took him a week to translate his response from the archaic Swedish dialect in which he speaks, which is largely comprised of clicks, whistles and various grunting noises. Also, I might point out that I will be taking the high road in this campaign. What that means is that I won't be bringing up my Swedish opponent's dalliances with the Swedish Bikini Team. I swear to you all now that I won't make it a campaign issue with the Christians here at the GS, that Magnus cavorts with Swedish women, notorious for being blonde, blue-eyed sexpots -- which is patently untrue.

I repeat: my opponent's Swedishness, his inability to fend off the advances of the legions of Swedish women lusting after him, sweet fruit juices anointing their nubile bodies -- not right to hold any of that against him, and I won't go there.

Thank you.

VOTE KROGENAR AND KOPERNIKUZ IN 2008!

KROGENAR: HOPING FOR HOPE-ITUDE, WITH YOU!

:howdy:

[Krogenar]

Yet another reason why voting for Master Magnus would be a mistake:
Swiss birdman in Alpine backpack-jetplane stunt flight (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/05/15/swiss_birdman_backpack_jet_stunt/)

Famous backpack-jetplane pilot Yves Rossy has given his most daring public performance yet, leaping from an ordinary aeroplane to perform a variety of stunts above the Swiss Alps. He says he will fly his four-engined strapon flying wing across the English Channel later this year.

The Swiss birdman described his flight yesterday as "absolutely excellent", and his sponsors Hublot Watches (who prefer that he be called "FusionMan") issued a statement saying:
The spectacle was impressive. Yves Rossy leapt from the plane with his wing folded, then deployed his craft and began the flight proper. He made several “figure of eights” above spectators aware of being present at an exceptional event ... Yves Rossy represents the intensely close relationship between the development of a technology, a body honed to perfection which he uses to steer his craft, and a mind attuned to split-second coordination of flight parameters ... he flies like a bird ... The name FusionMan reflects this synergy of diverse skills that has made a dream come true.
Rossy has been working on his backpack plane equipment for years, following a madcap 1990s career of aerial stunts involving sky-surfing, fountain-surfing*, balloons, ordinary planes, parachutes and lord knows what else. In 2003, the former Swiss air force fighter jockey - currently an airline pilot in his day job - decided that his latest passion, gliding under an inflatable strapon wing, lacked a certain something - namely jet engines.


http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r277/Krogenar/photo07-actuel-3-gd.jpg

Why would Magnus support this as a means of air-travel? It must have something to do with being Swedish, otherwise I wouldn't mention it. In contrast, I believe GS members should travel in traditional, solidly-American, fossil-fueled sport-utility vehicles -- not rocket-powered birdman suits, as Magnus does.

Some of you may say, "But Krog... Magnus is Swedish, not Swiss."

What's the difference? The difference is 'edish' and 'iss', or 'edishiss' which is coincidentally probably a Swedish word. :eh:

VOTE KROGENAR AND KOPERNIKUZ IN 2008!

KROGENAR: AGAINST ROCKET-POWERED BIRDSUITS, FOR HOPE.

[Solo]

I wonder how this thing will end...:scratchchin:

[thepepgal]

I wonder how this thing will end...:scratchchin:

Badly is the standard answer to that question. Someone usually gets hurt and often this is the bystanders like us. :wink:

[Solo]

^I will protect you from these politicians lady.

*Solo grabs his blaster starts checking the perimeter.*

[thepepgal]

^I will protect you from these politicians lady.

*Solo grabs his blaster starts checking the perimeter.*

Thanks Solo. :)

[Solo]

^Anytime, anywhere.

[thepepgal]

^Anytime, anywhere.

Don't forget to bring Chewie or Leia or Luke with you next time. :wink:

[Solo]

Actually...Leia is a politician.

[thepepgal]

Actually...Leia is a politician.

She also a jedi

[Solo]

I don't like the Jedi. Whenever I take one onboard my ship, my hyperdrive malfunctions. :mad: (Please refer to the RPG thread.)

[thepepgal]

I don't like the Jedi. Whenever I take one onboard my ship, my hyperdrive malfunctions. :mad: (Please refer to the RPG thread.)

She also Solo's wife. Maybe she can get out and push. :wink:

[T-bone]

Is this over yet? Did I win yet?
:P

[Tovor]

Remember, my peeps, my running mate is Flo's boobs! How can you not vote for the guy running with Flo's Boobs? If you will not support me, at least enable me to support them! :ok:

[Lord Senes]

^^No, a surpise candidate showed up in the last seconds, and won!

Yay me! ;)

[Krogenar]

What?! I've been in the campaign for a lot longer, I deserve the nomination!

[Master Magnus]

We're in for the win, right LeiaO? Right?

[Krogenar]

We're in for the win, right LeiaO? Right?

Maybe she's afraid to get into your Swedish-designed, rocket-powered flying suit, Magnus?

[Master Magnus]

Maybe she's afraid to get into your Swedish-designed, rocket-powered flying suit, Magnus?
Why would anyone be afraid of that suit (besides, it's imported from Switzerland, the land of the cuckoo clocks you know).

[Krogenar]

Someone make a poll with the nominees, and lets get this election started.

[Cassus Fett]

Has this fallen flat on its face then?

[Master Magnus]

Yes, I think it has...

[Solo]

May be I shoul start a campaign as well.

[Kommandant Felix]

Can I vote Nader?

[Trilogist]

What the hell. I'm running. Chewbacca is my veep. Together, we mock Nihilists and Anarchists. If this amuses you, we want your vote.

If it doesn't ... we still want your vote. Remember kids, vote early and vote often!

[Solo]

^Vote often? :blink:

[Blizzard]

http://www.thelopezfamilyonline.com/play.php?first=Lou&last=Tambone (http://www.thelopezfamilyonline.com/play.php?first=Lou&last=Tambone)

T-bone/Blizz in '08!

[Horse_Head]

Horse Head! '08 (http://www.thelopezfamilyonline.com/pres.php?first=Horse&last=Head)

[T-bone]

http://www.thelopezfamilyonline.com/play.php?first=Lou&last=Tambone (http://www.thelopezfamilyonline.com/play.php?first=Lou&last=Tambone)

T-bone/Blizz in '08!

That rules!

[Horse_Head]

I say vote for one of these guys... :giveup: and forget about the Boner/Blizzee connection!

[Blizzard]

^Sweet! The buttons you scored at Comic-Con!!

[kopernikuz]

Has this fallen flat on its face then?
I thought this thread got deleted... lol... I just stumbled across it accidentally!

My running mate kind of got eliminated from the race. So I guess I have to pick a new one. I'm in the process of vetting several, lol.

I could cause a stir by reaching across the aisle... hrm....

[T-bone]

Did I win this thing yet? Jeesh.

[kopernikuz]

If you did, can I get a position in your cabinet? Secretary of Something, lol?

[Cassus Fett]

Well i back T-Bone

[Blizzard]

If T-bone won does that make me the VPILF? :wink:

[Tovor]

It might...but either way you'd still be a MILF. :wink:

[Jedi Master Elad Kenobi]

Don't listen Blizz. Every time he lies, his tongue grows.

[Blizzard]

He means that in a good way.

But this is the election thread, what better place to tell lies? :laughing:

[Jedi Master Harrison]

Well, I'm gonna vote for Kope - and I don't even know if he is running! :ohwell:

[kopernikuz]

I was Krog's running mate, I was kind of his Joe Lieberman, the amiable moderate, lol... but he was removed from running so I dunno, lol...

I resorted to asking T for a place in his cabinet. I didn't specify which cabinet... but I hope it's his collectibles cabinet... right next to a scale model of Max Rebo.

But I appreciate your support! I'll see you in 2012 ;)

Does this mean I just released my delegates? lol Release!

[T-bone]

I sold most of my collectibles except for a few items so I don't think you want to be in THAT cabinet. But I'll put you in the office of Star Wars/Porn relations.

[Tovor]

Don't listen Blizz. Every time he lies, his tongue grows.
If that were true, I'd be Gene Simmons.

[Trilogist]

I just can't wait for this whole GS election thing to be over so we can have that Jabba's Palace party I've been dreaming of.

[thepepgal]

I thought the vote was in a month since it appears to running as long as the US presidential election. :giveup:

[kopernikuz]

I sold most of my collectibles except for a few items so I don't think you want to be in THAT cabinet. But I'll put you in the office of Star Wars/Porn relations.
Assuming the last bit is still in reference to "cabinet" puns... you keep your SW and Porn in the same cabinet? I thought most people hid their Star Wars under a matress... or is it the other way around? Either way, it's not really my thing, not the Star Wars the other thing... perhaps there's something else? :P

[kopernikuz]

Since I'm clearly losing this thing... if I was ever in it to begin with... I'd just like to take this time to point out that T-bone launched his Senate founding career in the living room of an unrepentant former Sith lord. I think T-bone owes us an explanation as to why he is associated with these types of people.

Seriously, what do we actually know about T? :P

[T-bone]

You say that like it's a bad thing.

[kopernikuz]

LOL... you see! He condones it... :P

How often do you see Sith Lord's reaching across the aisle to get things done? And we know how reliable their "word" is...

[Master Magnus]

Is T a Sith lord? :but: Don't you worry, I'll deal with it. :saber:

[T-bone]

This negative campaigning is not becoming of any of you.

[kopernikuz]

Now... now... don't jump to conclusions... I am simply pointing out that he "associates" with Sith lords... but am not meant to imply that he himself is a Sith lord. He's a good man and I respect him... even though we disagree on key issues. I'm not asking you to tone down your ferocity... just be respectful. ;)

[T-bone]

Who the heck am I still running against anyhow? Stupid bounty hunters...

[kopernikuz]

Yeah, well you know the only difference between a bounty hunter... and a pit bull?

A jetpack.

Food for thought, my friends.

[Javen]

wow, this thing is still going on? I'm voting for T'Bone because he IS The Senate.

[Tovor]

My fellow GS'ers...

This year don't fall for the political spin games of the self-serving undeserved Presidential candidates. Make your vote count, and vote for the one candidate with...

the smarts,
the coolness,
the geekiness,
the integrity,
the ingenuity,
the creativity,
the sarcasm,
the wit,

the gonads,
the mojo,
a whole bunch of other stuff,
including but not limited to...
the love for sushi,
the originality,
the talent,
and the inner Shine, to finally make a real difference in this fine nation of ours!


Make your vote count, make your vote for ToVoR!

Watch this news coverage about my run for office:
http://www.tsgnet.com/pres.php?id=46832&altf=Upwps&altl=



This is Tovor, and I endorse this advert.


P.S. Now taking applications for First Lady, and interns (blue dresses not allowed).

[thepepgal]

^ You had me right up until you mention Sushi and then completely lost me with the applications for interns. :wink:

[T-bone]

Tovor sucks.
Vote for me and Blizzee.
Kope is secretary of interior design.

[Jedi Master Harrison]

The candidates here are worse than in the US election! :tease: How to decide who best represents my thoughts........ :scratchchin:

[T-bone]

I know your thoughts and they should NOT be represented in public, sir.

Vote ME ME ME!

Did I win yet?

[Blizzard]

Who is running against us anymore?

[kopernikuz]

Well, I bailed and sought refuge in your campaign... T promised me a cabinet position... and just detailed what that would be... so I'm working on ordering some sconces and I'm measuring for drapes.

Tovor threw his own hat in the ring though... a late contender.

[Blizzard]

Tovor, who's your VP? Do you have a VPILF?

[Tovor]

Well, I bailed and sought refuge in your campaign... T promised me a cabinet position... and just detailed what that would be... so I'm working on ordering some sconces and I'm measuring for drapes.

Tovor threw his own hat in the ring though... a late contender.
Incorrect, sir, I was in the race almost from the start. I've just been away from the thread for awhile, taking care of other political business. You are actually the latecomer, not I. :wink:

[Tovor]

Ladies and sirs, I am hereforth announcing my candidacy and decalring my running in this forthcoming election for President of the Republic, er, Galactic Senate.

My running mate shall be a man known for heroism, courage, bravery, and leadership, and that man is Leutenant Dan Taylor. Yes, it shall be Lt. Dan who will run with me.

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b324/Tovor/InspireShine/Gump1.jpg

Oh crap, my running mate doesn't have any legs. How can a legless man run? I'd better rethink this.

Okay, I've thought it over carefully and I've chosen a new running mate to run with me in this grand election.

Legs, lady legs. They are my new running mate. I mean, who wouldn't want to run with these?

Slim, sexy, and shaven, and they support a nice tush, too. So elect us based on that; that, and that I'm Tovor and Tovor is funny is as funny does.

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b324/Tovor/InspireShine/Legs2.jpg

My running mate will take a stand and kick all your butts in this race.

In light of current information which has been brought to light, I have decided to give my running mate, Sexy Lady Legs, the boot.

My new running mate stands for integrity, compassion, honesty, flexibility, attracting attention, bouncing, and for running a hard campaign.

I herebye announce my new running mate as Floffy-Boobs, who themselves are a like a billboard advertising my campaign, only not flat like a billboard.
http://galacticsenate.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=27552&stc=1&thumb=1&d=1206888946 (http://galacticsenate.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=27552&d=1206888946) http://galacticsenate.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=27553&stc=1&thumb=1&d=1206888946 (http://galacticsenate.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=27553&d=1206888946)
Remember, my peeps, my running mate is Flo's boobs! How can you not vote for the guy running with Flo's Boobs? If you will not support me, at least enable me to support them!

Tovor, who's your VP? Do you have a VPILF?

Yep, Floffy's boobs with my name written across them. They are my running mate.

[Tovor]

Tovor sucks.
Vote for me and Blizzee.
Kope is secretary of interior design.

So does Blizzee.

Just sayin'. :ohwell:

[kopernikuz]

My mistake... your absense appears to have been construed as abandoning your bid :P

How will that look with potential voters? ;)

[T-bone]

Look - I already gave Kope a cabinet position.

[Blizzard]

So does Blizzee.

Just sayin'. :ohwell:I knew that would come back to haunt me if I ever ran for office! :w00t:

[Tovor]

I knew that would come back to haunt me if I ever ran for office! :w00t:
Way to step up to the plate and take responsibility, instead of taking the 5th like a typical politician would! :ok:

[Tovor]

Look - I already gave Kope a cabinet position.
I'll give him a cabinet position too, on the top shelf in front of the Italian herbs and steak seasoning bottles.

[kopernikuz]

I actually asked to be in his collectibles cabinet, next to Max Rebo... but he made me the Secretary of Interior... Design.... so in a way... I could design a collectibles cabinet and get in it.

[Tovor]

Inevitably though, a man's gotta eat though, wouldn't you agree? MY cabinet will add some spice to your life, and pepper it with fulfilling projects. Quite soon, working in my cabinet, you will be well seasoned in your job.

[thepepgal]

I thought pollies heading into elections were meant to be fighting for votes not members for their cabinet??:scratchchin:

Mind you I don't want be put on anyone's shelf. :wink:

[T-bone]

Vote for me, or else you're banned.

How's that work for everyone?

[DblDwn]

I didn't even know this thread existed. It's too late to start a campaign so I'm just going to have to vote for myself as a write-in.

[Solo]

Vote for me, or else you're banned.

How's that work for everyone?

:rebel: I guess it was after this speech that we decided to form the rebellion. :laughing: