Darksided Sith Lady Pageant Contest

[Zedekk]

:holosid:Fellow Senators and Delegates, Orandhite has inspired me to hold a pagent of sorts for the hottest of the hot Sith Ladies in the Star Wars Universe. We have two Judges already, myself and empire21 we need another Judge. Then we can lay out the ground rules for the pagent. Judges submit your requests for consideration here. My apprentice and I will pick the most promissing candidate base on some secret sithly conditions.

:royalguard::vader::royalguard:

[Orandhite]

I hereby set forth my formal request to be a judge for consideration by you Sithly Lords of Darkness.

[RollaFett]

Hmmm...being a woman obviously would help, but what if you're a guy and happen to wear frilly girl clothes?

[Zedekk]

^For being a judge or one of the contestants? You're kinda scaring me now Rolla. state your intent for becoming a judge, plainly please.

[Zedekk]

Quick update: A Judge will be chosen today (Friday, February 15th 2008) So if you want to be considered please submit your name.

[RollaFett]

^For being a judge or one of the contestants? You're kinda scaring me now Rolla. state your intent for becoming a judge, plainly please.

Hmmm...neither. Wouldn't want to scare you too much, buddy. :cheers:

[Zedekk]

Hmmm...neither. Wouldn't want to scare you too much, buddy. :cheers:
:laughing: thanks

[Kommandant Felix]

Sure.

I, Kommandant Felix, am requesting to be considered as a Dark Sided judge.

[Slick]

Hell, what could it hurt?

I, Slick, would be honored and priviliged to be a Darksided Sith Lady Pagant Judge.

[empire21]

I hereby set forth my formal request to be a judge for consideration by you Sithly Lords of Darkness.

I like the way this one asked, Master.

Sure.

I, Kommandant Felix, am requesting to be considered as a Dark Sided judge.

Indeed, You have shown promise.

Hell, what could it hurt?

I, Slick, would be honored and priviliged to be a Darksided Sith Lady Pagant Judge.

What could it hurt? It could hurt plenty if we see fit.

[Zach30019]

26730

I wish that I may be taken into consideration for this once in a lifetime opportunity and will be glad to talk to you again about the Hot Sith Ladies.

Sincerely,

Zach30019

[Darth Massacrus]

I likely know more about the Sith than anyone else here, so I put forward my name on the basis I have the background knowledge.

[Orandhite]

Your arrogance blinds you...Sith.

Just joking. :hug:

[Darth Massacrus]

Your arrogance blinds you...Sith.

Just joking. :hug:

I can't be blinded if I'm to be judge, now can I?:wink:

[Zedekk]

I hereby set forth my formal request to be a judge for consideration by you Sithly Lords of Darkness.

I like the way this one asked, Master.

I know what you mean empire21


26730

I wish that I may be taken into consideration for this once in a lifetime opportunity and will be glad to talk to you again about the Hot Sith Ladies.

Sincerely,

Zach30019
This one might have too much time on his hands but we shall see...
I likely know more about the Sith than anyone else here, so I put forward my name on the basis I have the background knowledge.
Indeed Darth Massacrus you knowledge is extensive your consideration will be taken into account, as will all of your submissions. Please don't think that if you weren't "quoted" that you don't have a chance.

[Orandhite]

^^ You could always judge by touch... :ohhlala:

[Darth Massacrus]

^^ You could always judge by touch... :ohhlala:

One word response: Kreia.

That is why we will not judge by touch. Then again, Darth Talon....

[Orandhite]

She's the reason the pageant got created because I asked if she were the hottest. Talon I mean.

But what is it about Kreia that means you can't touch?

[Zedekk]

*ahem*

[Darth Massacrus]

Sith women I can think of off the top of my head:

Lumiya
Darth Talon
Darth Maladi
Belia Darzu
Darth Traya/Kreia
Yuthura Ban
Tahiri Veila
XoXaan
Darth Zannah
Vergere
Lashowe
Githany
Zona Luka
Marka
Visas Marr

[Zedekk]

What about that crazy Twi'lek girl Almea whats her face...?

[Darth Massacrus]

What about that crazy Twi'lek girl Almea whats her face...?

Dark Jedi for sure, but not a Sith. Mutant for for sure, but not a Sith. Insane for sure, but not a Sith.

Oh, I forgot to mention Darth Cognus on the list, but since no images of her exist, it's just as well.

[Zedekk]

Alright Gentlemen, The third Judge has been appointed, and the honor goes to Orandhite!

Darth Massacrus I'm appointing you as Information Authority of Sith Lady facts (Force knows we'll need it with this bunch). What that means is you will provided the judges with info on the Ladies when we need more of it inorder to make a better judgement.

Zach30019, since you have so much time on your hands, you get to wait around and be the Sith Lady gofor. Whatever the Ladies request you go get it for them. It's a dangerous job but I'm sure you can handle it. One of the perks of this job will be revealed before the metal bikini contest...

Kommandant Felix, and Slick you will be counting up and keeping track of which one of the Ladies is ahead, still in the game and all that "fun" stuff.

RollaFett, well we just might need your antics for the halftime show... "No disintegrations" and please no "Wardrobe malfunctions". Maybe even move this thread into the RPG section, because that's what it's starting to sound like...

[Darth Massacrus]

Yes info provider!:rockon:

Any knowledge I can dish out, just let me know!:)

[RollaFett]

RollaFett, well we just might need your antics for the halftime show... "No disintegrations" and please no "Wardrobe malfunctions". Maybe even move this thread into the RPG section, because that's what it's starting to sound like...

Hmmm...y'know, you may have a point. I will move this to the RPG section.

[Zedekk]

^ Many thanks, sir. :bow:

:holosid:And now, on to the contestants; any lady of the GS and the Sith Ladies of the EU are welcome to join the pagent. If your former reputation as a Jedi is sullying your (well earned) Sith name, well, recount with some detail how you fell to the darkside, and should now be considered, Sith. Darth Massacrus I'll need a short bio on all the EU Ladies you mentioned earlier. All Pagent contestants please use the following format.

Name:
Approximate age:
Force specialty:
Time Period: (i.e. when in the grand scheme of things were they around, use B.B.Y. & A.B.Y. indicators)
Height:
Dress size:
Recounting the fall: shorter history on your dastardly deeds becoming a minion of the darkside.
Short history: approximatly a paragraph. (between 7 and 10 lines)

Judges: We will be wearing the traditional black Sith Master cloak (hood up) during the judging so make sure it's clean and ready to go. Our Judging thrones are being completed as I write this.

[Solo]

How on earth have I missed the possibility of becoming a judge in such an awesome contest? :doh:

[Cassus Fett]

You forgot Mara Jade.... the hotest.

[Darth Massacrus]

^ Many thanks, sir. :bow:

:holosid:And now, on to the contestants; any lady of the GS and the Sith Ladies of the EU are welcome to join the pagent. If your former reputation as a Jedi is sullying your (well earned) Sith name, well, recount with some detail how you fell to the darkside, and should now be considered, Sith. Darth Massacrus I'll need a short bio on all the EU Ladies you mentioned earlier. All Pagent contestants please use the following format.

Name:
Approximate age:
Force specialty:
Time Period: (i.e. when in the grand scheme of things were they around, use B.B.Y. & A.B.Y. indicators)
Height:
Dress size:
Recounting the fall: shorter history on your dastardly deeds becoming a minion of the darkside.
Short history: approximatly a paragraph. (between 7 and 10 lines)

Judges: We will be wearing the traditional black Sith Master cloak (hood up) during the judging so make sure it's clean and ready to go. Our Judging thrones are being completed as I write this.

I'll get right on those bios.

[Darth Massacrus]

here are the first two Sith Lady Biographies: Lumiya and XoXaan! Also, the first picture is of Lumiya as Dark Lady, while the second is of her being healed by Vader. The 3rd image is a statue modeled after XoXaan, while the last image is a closeup of XoXaan's face projected from her Holocron.


Name: Lumiya/Shira Elan Colla Brie
Born: circa 21-19 BBY, Coruscant.
Died: 40 ABY, Terpehon
Active During: Rebellion era, Legacy era
Physical description: 1.6 meters tall, athletic build, green eyes, red hair. Large breasts.
Title: Dark Lady of the Sith
Talents: Excellent pilot. Skilled with telekinesis. Capable of creating Force Phantoms. Uses a lightwhip in place of lightsaber.
Biography: Born on Coruscant and raised in the Imperial Palace, Shira Brie gained the attention of Darth Vader, who sensed her Force potential. Giving her Intelligence training, she also received body and cybernetic enhancements that enabled rapid healing and high pain tolerance. Assigned by Lord Vader to infiltrate the Alliance and discredit Luke Skywalker. Joined Rogue Squadron, and became a lover of Luke Skywalker. However, she was accidentally shot down by Skywalker on a mission, and presumed dead, something leading to Skywaker being court martialed. Eventually, he proved that Shira was in fact an agent of Darth Vader. What he remained unaware of was the fact that Shira had survived, and had been recovered by Vader, who replaced her broken body with cybernetic limbs and took her on as a secret Apprentice. To prevent Palpatine from becoming aware of this, Vader presented her to the Emperor as an Emperors Hand. During this time, she also received Sith training, and was building a lightwhip on the ancient Sith capital of Ziost when both her Masters perished at Endor. Claiming the title of Dark Lady of the Sith, she launched several campaigns against the Alliance, teaming up with two different alien invasion forces but being defeated both times. Believed to have been killed, she actually went on to work for Ysanne Isard, who supplied her with a battlefleet and a detachment of the Imperial Royal Guard. Finding that one of her Guardsmen, Carnor Jax, was Force-sensitive, she took him on as her Sith Apprentice. Together with Jax, she murdered the remaining Prophets of the Dark Side in their hideout on Bosthirda. Whereabouts unknown until the Yuuzhan Vong War, when she attempted to steal boffor pollen to use as against the Vong. Later, her fleet battled a Vong force to a standstill. At some point, she came into contact with Vergere, and ultimately decided to turn Jacen Solo into the next Dark Lord of the Sith. At the same time, she helped sow the seeds of the Confederation-Alliance War, and further helped worsen it. While her motivations for doing so remain unclear, she is known to have succeeded on both counts. Following Jacen's murder of Mara Jade, she claimed to Luke it was her deed, and allowed Luke to kill her so that Jacen could become Darth Caedus.
Sexily- worded details: Red-heads can be wild and passionate. She always carries her lightwhip with her. Part cyborg, for those who like that. Bodily enhancements and rapid healing abilities allow her to really take a beating. Force Phantom ability can have many, many uses.



Name: XoXaan
Born: before 6900 BBY.
Died: some time after 6900 BBY, buried in tomb on Korriban
Active During: Hundred Year Darkness of 7000 BBY-6900 BBY, later became one of the first Sith Lords.
Physical description: Slender body. Heavy makeup and facial markings combine with elaborate fingernails to give an exotic, even frightening, appearance.
Title: Sith Lord
Talents: extent unknown, though her spirit was able to survive for over 7 millennia. Possessed much ancient knowledge, including information on Sith Holocron construction, history, and possibly Sith Alchemy and healing powers.
Biography: XoXaan was a Jedi almost 7000 years before the Battle of Yavin. During this time, certain Jedi, XoXaan among them, discovered Force powers that could bend life itself. Naturally, these Jedi were discovered, and a war broke out between the Dark Jedi and the regular Jedi Order. Leaving Jedi worlds, these self styled 'Dark Lords' created fearsome armies of alchemical monstrosities and Dark Siders. The Hundred Year Darkness would not end until around 6900 BBY, when the remaining Dark Jedi were driven to ground on the barren planet Corbos and defeated. Stripped of their weapons, XoXaan and her fellow Dark Lords were herded onto an unarmed transport and Exiled from the Republic. Emerging from Hyperspace, the Exiles encountered the Sith species, who them immediately subjugated. XoXaan and her fellow Exiles became the first Sith Lords. Eventually, XoXaan collected all of her knowledge into her Sith Holocron, which was buried with her in a hidden tomb on Korriban. Millennia later, former Jedi A'Sharad Hett rediscovered her tomb and Holocron, and was instructed in the ways of the Sith by XoXaan's now 7000+ year old spirit.
Sexily worded details: Mysterious, exotic, powerful, and deadly; all describe XoXaan perfectly.

[Zedekk]

Very nice, nicely done indeed Darth Massacrus! And quite the starting line up for the Pagent. One of the first. XoXann, ah how lovely dark and mysterious. And Lumiya, very skilled in a unique manipulation of the Force (I'm envious) :sithsaber: "I must have the KNOWLEDGE!" .... *calms, down deactivates lightsaber, and composes himself, regaly, on the center judging throne.*

[Kommandant Felix]

I like the way this one asked, Master.



Indeed, You have shown promise.



What could it hurt? It could hurt plenty if we see fit.

Hmmm...:scratchchin:

Seems like Emp21 has become a Sithly fortune cookie...or at least a magic 8 ball. :nahnah: :laughing:

btw, thanks for the position, Zeddek...hat's off to ya! :howdy:

[Zach30019]

Zach30019, since you have so much time on your hands, you get to wait around and be the Sith Lady gofor. Whatever the Ladies request you go get it for them. It's a dangerous job but I'm sure you can handle it. One of the perks of this job will be revealed before the metal bikini contest...


:rockon:
*runs off to XoXanns aid*

cant wait for the metal bikini contest :w00t:

[Darth Massacrus]

Today's Biography: Zona Luka!

Name: Zona Luka
Born: circa 4020 BBY, Vulta (probably)
Died: 3996 BBY
Active During: Great Sith War
Physical description: Female Vultan, average height, athletic build. Eyes yellow as a Jedi, pure white as a Sith.
Title: Jedi Knight (possibly a Jedi Guardian) , Sith
Talents: Skilled enough in lightsaber combat to fell several Massassi Warriors on Yavin 4, in addition to her own Jedi Master. Personally selected by Exar Kun for his Sith Brotherhood.
Biography: Zona Luka was a female of the Vultan species, a humanoid race from the planet Vulta. Zona trained as a Jedi on Ossus under the tutelage of Jedi Master Dominus. During the early stages of the Great Sith War, the new Dark Lord of the Sith, Exar Kun, came to Ossus to recruit Jedi for his cause, and to acquire a Sith Holocron. Present for Kun's demonstration of a 'Jedi Amulet', Zona also was present when the Dark Lord claimed Odan Ur's captured Sith Holocron for himself. Along with 19 other Jedi Knights, Zona Luka traveled with Kun to Yavin 4, and like her fellow Knights, was possessed by a Sith Spirit when Kun shattered the Holocron, transforming the twenty Jedi into the Sith Brotherhood. Kun had purposely selected Jedi who were apprenticed to some of the greatest and most ancient Jedi Masters alive, and for their first assignments, sent them to kill their Masters. Embarking back to Ossus, Zona Luka engaged Dominus in a lightsaber duel, and struck down her former Master. Unfortunately for her, she did not escape with her life, as Dominus used his last stregnth to end his former student.
Sexily-worded details: Different, alien, unlike anything you've ever seen before.

[Sarah-Leia]

I like the way this one asked, Master.

Hang on, Zed is your Master? But I'm Zed's Master. Therefore I am your Grand Master. Anyway, carry on until further commands from me. By the way, boys, your title is incorrectly spelt. "Pageant", not "Pagent". Please change. Thank you. I bid you good day.

[Zedekk]

^ Thank you, my master. Always the detail for correct spelling... :holosid:

[Darth Massacrus]

Today's contestant biography is something for everyone (male&female!): Belia Darzu


Name: Belia Darzu
Born: before 1250 BBY
Died: circa 1230 BBY
Active During: the period of the New Sith Wars known as the Sictis Wars (1250-1230 BBY)
Physical description: Whatever you want, baby! Belia Darzu is a female Shi'ido changeling, meaning she can look like anything. Her USUAL appearance is of a human female with short brown hair, around 30 years old, clad in a form fitting dark flight suit complemented by boots and flight cap. Known to switch between species and even genders.
Title: Dark Lord of the Sith
Talents: Skilled combatant. Excellent craftsperson. Master of disguise. Adept with technology and science. Master of Sith Alchemy.
Biography: Born during the later half of the New Sith Wars, Belia Darzu's early history remains unknown. At some point prior to 1250 BBY, she became a Dark Side Marauder, allied with the Sith. Belia was a formidable combatant, aided not only by her natural abilities as a changeling, but also by her personal battle armor. Crafted by her personally, Belia's armor was imbued with the power of the Dark Side, capable not only of increasing her physical strength, but also rendering her invisible. Eventually, Belia rose to become the ruling Dark Lord, which was where she committed her greatest atrocity. Combining her knowledge of Sith Alchemy with nanogene technology, Belia was able to create a 'technovirus' that turned organic life into mindless, abominable technobeast zombies composed of flesh and metal. Commanding her armies from her fortress on the ancient Jedi world of Tython, Belia formed an alliance with the Mecrosa Order in the Tapani Sector, further spreading her influence. Unfortunately, this would also be her undoing. After twenty years of her rule, her subordinate Sith Lords arranged for the Mecrosa Order (whose alliance with Belia had collapsed) to poison the Dark Lord in her Tython fortress. In 990 BBY, Darth Bane visited Belia's empty fortress and acquired her Sith Holocron, giving him the knowledge of Holocron construction, and destroying the last remnants of Belia's technobeast army.
Sexily-worded details: Belia can literally be anything you want Belia to be. Belia can switch genders, species, you name it. Belia's your wildest fantasies all in one!

[Zedekk]

How wonderful... :ohhlala: I've got plans for this one! BWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :holosid:

[flo fett]

*sidles in to watch the show*

[Darth Massacrus]

New biography: Marka!

Name: Marka
Born: prior to 200 BBY
Died: unknown
Active During: Rule of Two era
Physical description: Teenage human female; slender, healthy build; fair skin, blue hair.
Title: Sith Apprentice, jailbait
Talents: Adept at mind-tricks. Will not hesitate to push people around.
Biography: Around a century or two before the time of Darth Plagueis, the ruling Dark Lord of the Sith took is apprentice to an unknown Outer Rim world. As the Dark Lord prepared to depart the planet after finishing his task, he was accosted by a Toydarian offering to sell him a slave girl named Marka. Marka, a young woman sensitive to the Force, hated her Master, and saw an opportunity for something greater in the presence of the Dark Lord. This Dark Lord, a man who went by the name of Finn for this trip, declined the offer, stating that he already had a servant in his apprentice. As Marka's luck would have it, Finn's apprentice killed her Toydarian master, showing compassion for Marka. Repaying the kindness by mind-tricking the apprentice into attempting to take her with him off-planet, Marka pushed the compassionate Sith Apprentice off of the building where Finn had landed his starship. Taking her predecessors lightsaber, Marka and her newfound Master left the world, never to be heard from again.
Sexily-worded details: She who knows the pains of slavery knows how to inflict that pain on others. Keep your watch on this teenage Sith girl, for she is keeping watch on you, waiting for a chance. Jailbait.

[Zedekk]

"Splatch" huh? well thats very interesting and very Sithly! I like it! she might become my favorite... hmmm...

[Darth Massacrus]

New Biography: Lashowe!

Name: Lashowe
Born: prior to Jedi Civil War
Died: 3956 BBY
Active During: Jedi Civil War
Physical description: human female, tall, athletic build. Blonde hair worn in buzzcut. Deep blue eyes.
Title: Sith student
Talents: Skilled in combat. Familiar with archeology and research. Could speak the language of the tuk'ata beasts. Adept with words and manipulation.
Biography: Lashowe was a prominent student at the Korriban Sith Academy during the Jedi Civil War. Like all students, she was constantly in fierce competition with her 'peers', as only a single student per year was allowed to become a Sith. The Master of the Academy, a Sith Master and former student named Uthar Wynn, had enacted a 'prestige system' in which the student that most impressed him would become a Sith. As the Academy was also excavating nearby ruins in the Valley of the Dark Lords, many of the students sought to find powerful artifacts to gain prestige. For her part, Lashowe had actually managed to track down a Sith Holocron, one she believed was located inside the queen of the local tuk'ata beasts. But before she could retrieve it, she encountered Revan. On a trip to the nearby starport Dreshdae, Lashowe encountered a newcomer to the planet, a man immensely string in the Force. Unknown to her, this man was formerly Darth Revan, and he too was searching for ancient artifacts. He managed to infiltrate the Academy, and became part of Lashowes class. Lashowe, not realizing who this newcomer was, allowed Revan to know of her attempt to recover the ancient Holocron. After Revan sincerely offered his help, Lashowe told him to meet her by Tulak Hords tomb, where they would kill the tuk'ata queen possessing the artifact. Lashowe, of course, planned to betray the newcomer as soon as the artifact was hers. Meeting up with Revan at the tomb's entrance, they managed to kill the queen and successfully recover the Holocron. Unfortunately for Lashowe, she refused to share her prize with Revan, and attacked him with her lightsaber. With Lashowe's demise, Revan became the owner of the ancient holocron.
Sexily-worded details: Built and beautiful, Lashowe is a cunning linguist who knows how to get what she wants using only her tongue. Beware this one, for you might find yourself doing things you otherwise wouldn't be.

[Zedekk]

Oh yes, I remeber her, didn't much care for her, for some reason... :holosid:

[Jedi Master Harrison]

I am starting to get very, very worried about some of you lot! :tease:

[Darth Massacrus]

I am starting to get very, very worried about some of you lot! :tease:

Hey, I just use it as a chance to show off my writing skills and EU knowledge...:wink:

[Kommandant Felix]

Current List of Contendors (As of 3-28-08)
Belia Darzu
Lashowe
Lumiya/Shira Elan Colla Brie
Marka
XoXaan
Zona Luka

[Zedekk]

And now for our first round of competition, the Nerf Herder Competition. The contestants must herd as many Nerf in to the pen. And by Nerf I mean unfortunate subjugated man, and by pen I mean a torture room. And the ladies will be wearing this costume throughout this part of the Pageant

[Darth Massacrus]

And now for our first round of competition, the Nerf Herder Competition. The contestants must herd as many Nerf in to the pen. And by Nerf I mean unfortunate subjugated man, and by pen I mean a torture room. And the ladies will be wearing this costume throughout this part of the Pageant

Using the Force, quite a lot of nerfs can be herded...