Survey: Multiple Choice Massacrus Questions

[Darth Massacrus]

Every other day or so (or as best I can remember), two multiple choice questions will be posted. Have fun answering today's questions:


Which of the following traits do law enforcement folks and teachers have in common:
a)hatred of skateboards and loitering
b)tendency to make people put up their hands
c)authority figure behavior
d)all of the above

Which of the following is the least likely to occur:
a)Gay Pride parades in Salt Lake City
b)normal behavior from Michael Jackson
c)alien invasion
d)Hilary ’08 bumper-sticker on Dick Cheney’s car
e)Satan starts giving snowboarding lessons….

[Orandhite]

d) all of the above

b) normal behaviour from Michael Jackson

[Blizzard]

b)tendency to make people put up their hands (because I don't have a or c)

d)Hilary ’08 bumper-sticker on Dick Cheney’s car

[Darth Massacrus]

d) all of the above

d) Hilary '08 bumper sticker on Dick Cheney's car

excellent choices, everyone!

[Blizzard]

Yay I got one right! :lol:

[Darill Cyllem]

I choose

e) none of the above (necessarily), or i guess the one about raising hands

and

d)Hilary ’08 bumper-sticker on Dick Cheney’s car

[Jedi Master Harrison]

I would have said c and e

[Jjm3233]

b and b, although you missed "Deals with mostly obnoxious students" on the first question.

[Darth Massacrus]

Just to note, none of the questions actually have a wrong answer....

It is now Tuesday where I'm at, so heres two new questions:


What the hell did you drink last night????:
a)entire keg
b)Lord only knows
c)er, uh, something, um, oh yeah, that’s what it was…..
d)too much
e)too little
f)enough to blow up a city if anyone lights a match within 50 miles of you
g)just a few beers (come on, get with the program here….)



What is the first thing you think of when someone says ‘OJ’
a)duh, orange juice
b)Ford Bronco
c)Nordberg
d)football
e)if
f)Vegas
g)the American jury system

[Orandhite]

Yay I got one right! :lol:

So did I! If we procreated, we would have a 100% baby! :w00t:

I have no idea what that means... :(


e) too little

a) duh, orange juice

[empire21]

F and U, I mean G. :wink:

[Jedi Master Harrison]

E and G!

[Kapit]

E and G

[Darill Cyllem]

What the hell did you drink last night????:
e)too little

I'm quite boring that way! :ohwell:


What is the first thing you think of when someone says ‘OJ’
a)duh, orange juice

[Darth Massacrus]

New Questions:

Who are you avoiding eye contact with?
a)Medusa
b)other undercover agent
c)you know who
d)puppy who saw the whole thing
e)the harsh light of the Sun
f)the Hypnotoad

Why are you so late????
a)called to duty for some Call of Duty
b)something came up. Nothing to worry about, though…
c)McDonalds screwed up the order, again
d)long restroom line
e)flight from Chicago to LA got cancelled (due to bad weather in Miami)
f)Department of Motor Vehicles

[Orandhite]

e) the harsh light of the Sun

b) something came up. Nothing to worry about, though...

[Kapit]

E and C

I wanted hash browns. They wouldn't cook them. Bad words were exchanged.

[Jedi Master Harrison]

e) the harsh light of the Sun

b) something came up. Nothing to worry about, though...

Yup, same here!

[Darill Cyllem]

Who are you avoiding eye contact with?

b)other undercover agent
:cool:

(I'll kick her shebs if she tries to sneak out the back way.)

Why are you so late????
f)Department of Motor Vehicles

It didn't take that long, but still slowed me down.
Urg.
At least it didn't cost me any money.

[Orandhite]

^ Shebs?

[Darth Massacrus]

New questions:

Why will you be applying for a tax extension?
a)have not yet named most recent deduction
b)took forever to find crooked accountant
c)are in Congress, need it for upcoming bill
d)underpaid previous taxes by $0.01, need to find money for resulting $1000.00 fine
e)tax extension? whutinthehell is that????

Which of the following is arguably the worst fanfic? (all are made up, hopefully)
a)What-if tales from the I Love Lucy universe
b)Hogan’s Heroes Lost on Gilligan’s Island: an epic combo of 4 shows
c)anything starting with ‘Sonic the Hedgehog’
d)The X-Files: The Adventures of the Well Manicured Man
e)The Star Wars Holiday Special

[Kapit]

B and C

[Jedi Master Harrison]

B & E

[Darill Cyllem]

Why will you be applying for a tax extension?
a)have not yet named most recent deduction

If only! Sigh! :lol:

Which of the following is arguably the worst fanfic? (all are made up, hopefully)
e)The Star Wars Holiday Special

no contest

[Orandhite]

e)

and

a)

I love symmetry.

[Darth Massacrus]

New Questions:



Where were you on the night of June 14th?
a)Definitely not out killing someone, Detective…
b)preparing for meeting on June 15th
c)don’t know, have no memory
d)being abducted by aliens
e)in bed, trapped underneath partner’s exhausted, sexually spent body

Look, it’s a bird, it’s a plane; no it’s….What is it?
a)the space station falling out of orbit
b)UFO (waitaminnit, there are no such things….)
c)Superman (duh)
d)fireworks!
e)never mind, it was just a bird

[Menso]

New Questions:



Where were you on the night of June 14th?
a)Definitely not out killing someone, Detective…
b)preparing for meeting on June 15th
c)don’t know, have no memory
d)being abducted by aliens
e)in bed, trapped underneath partner’s exhausted, sexually spent body

d)being abducted by aliens

Look, it’s a bird, it’s a plane; no it’s….What is it?
a)the space station falling out of orbit
b)UFO (waitaminnit, there are no such things….)
c)Superman (duh)
d)fireworks!
e)never mind, it was just a bird

e)never mind, it was just a bird.

[Jedi Master Harrison]

C & A

[Orandhite]

e) for both.

[Solo]

e)in bed, trapped underneath partner’s exhausted, sexually spent body

e)never mind, it was just a bird

[Darth Massacrus]

New questions

How could you be so stupid????
a)Hey man, it’s not like I’m the only one who voted for him….
b)forgot to replace wedding tape with blank tape
c)beer made me do it; damn beer, it’s all your fault
d)couldn’t find a condom in time
e)didn’t realize there was anything better than AOL

What is your preferred method of poisoning your adversary?
a)daring adversary to drink big glass of poison
b)King-size everything at Burger King
c)poisoning self, having unsafe sex with adversary
d)with ideas!
e)convincing adversary to take up smoking

[Jedi Master Harrison]

C & D! :cool:

[Sarah-Leia]

I bolded my answers.
Which of the following traits do law enforcement folks and teachers have in common:
a)hatred of skateboards and loitering
b)tendency to make people put up their hands
c)authority figure behavior
d)all of the above

Which of the following is the least likely to occur:
a)Gay Pride parades in Salt Lake City
b)normal behavior from Michael Jackson
c)alien invasion
d)Hilary ’08 bumper-sticker on Dick Cheney’s car
e)Satan starts giving snowboarding lessons….


What the hell did you drink last night????:
a)entire keg
b)Lord only knows
c)er, uh, something, um, oh yeah, that’s what it was…..
d)too much
e)too little
f)enough to blow up a city if anyone lights a match within 50 miles of you
g)just a few beers (come on, get with the program here….)
h)no freaking alcohol at all.


What is the first thing you think of when someone says ‘OJ’
a)duh, orange juice
b)Ford Bronco
c)Nordberg
d)football
e)if
f)Vegas
g)the American jury system

[Darth Massacrus]

in case anyone was wondering, previous questions can be answered at any time...

New questions!!!:yeah::

Who’s Number 1?
a)USA! USA! USA!
b)Number 6
c)the loneliest number, of course
d)the stall next to the one with the ‘2’ on it
e)that guy over there with the ‘I’m #1’ shirt

What are most people pretending to know?
a)how to drive
b)will of God
c)difference between love and sex
d)how to write good Star Wars Prequel Trilogy dialog
e)proper online grammar and punctuation

[Kapit]

C and B

[Solo]

D and A

[Orandhite]

E and A.

[Darth Massacrus]

New Questions:

So, do you Do the Dew?
a)yecch, I’ll take the crab juice instead
b)absolutely!
c)no; I only drink Sierra Mist, due to the fact that I have no sense of taste
d)yes, but live in the mountains, so it’s actual Mountain Dew
e)yes, because I cannot get enough Yellow 5

The following words often make people giggle. Which ones did YOU chuckle over?
a)Lake Titicaca
b)mastication
c)kumquat
d)penal system
e)Ball-peen hammer
f)slot

[Orandhite]

b)

and

all of them! :chortle:

[Darth Massacrus]

New Questions:

‘Yo Momma so fat….
a)I saw her crossing the street, tried to drive around her, and ran out of gas
b)every time she puts on a red dress everyone goes ‘Hey Kool-Aid!’
c)Google Maps mistook her for Texas
d)she stumbled over Wal-Mart, tripped over K-Mart, and landed right on Target
e)her farts are what’s causing global warming
f)she lives in three different time zones

What do the aliens want?
a)unsurprisingly, the complete and utter destruction of humanity
b)inter-stellar ray-gun/street drugs trade agreements
c)nothing with this polluted, overweight planet
d)cooperation from the Syndicate against the Rebels
e) directions to Area 51, please

[Kapit]

From the 18th:
A and ALL

From today:
C and B

[Orandhite]

None...I have much better but less appropriate ones. ;)

c)

[Darill Cyllem]

Who’s Number 1? c)the loneliest number, of course

What are most people pretending to know?
a)how to drive
and
e)proper online grammar and punctuation

So, do you Do the Dew?
a)yecch, but i don't think i want crab juice either

The following words often make people giggle. Which ones did YOU chuckle over?
none of them, really

‘Yo Momma so fat….
b)every time she put on a red dress everybody go ‘Hey Kool-Aid!’"

What do the aliens want?
c)nothing with this polluted, overweight planet
Obvioulsy - or maybe we'd have heard from them by now!

[Sarah-Leia]

in case anyone was wondering, previous questions can be answered at any time...

New questions!!!:yeah::

Who’s Number 1?
a)USA! USA! USA!
b)Number 6
c)the loneliest number, of course
d)the stall next to the one with the ‘2’ on it
e)that guy over there with the ‘I’m #1’ shirt

What are most people pretending to know?
a)how to drive
b)will of God
c)difference between love and sex
d)how to write good Star Wars Prequel Trilogy dialog
e)proper online grammar and punctuation

See?

[Darth Massacrus]

New Questions:

Palpatine….
a)could really use some dental work
b)is a name that sounds like a detergent
c)would have been no match against Yoda AND Obi-Wan
d)“…IS, THE SENATE!”
e)has the first name Frank (“I must be frank, your majesty…”).

What is your escape plan?
a)hidden trapdoor with secret passage to surface
b)taking a chance on homemade jetpack
c)like the old public service announcements say: stop, drop, and roll
d)have personal force-field, have no need of escape plan
e)fake own death, blend in with refugee crowds

[Solo]

Latest answers.

B for the first one and E for the second one.

[Kapit]

C and B, definitely

[Darill Cyllem]

Palpatine….
a)could really use some dental work
AND
c)would have been no match against Yoda AND Obi-Wan

What is your escape plan?
b)taking a chance on homemade jetpack
:jango:

[Jedi Master Harrison]

f - all of the above! :wink:

and d - I always wanted to have a force field round me when I was a kid! :)

[MXCABRINI]

A for the first one and C for the second one (rolling seems like fun)

[Darth Massacrus]

New Questions:

Who can save us now???
a)Superman
b)benevolent aliens
c)here’s a hint, man: Ron Paul 08
d)the reinforcements, if they can disable the ray-shield
e)no one, you fool!

If Santa were real, he would be arrested for:
a)operation of an unregistered aircraft
b)tax evasion and failure to report income
c)animal cruelty (those poor reindeers)
d)paying too much attention to children
e)burglary
f)all of the above

[Jedi Master Harrison]

D & F!

[Solo]

D & F :xmas:

[Darill Cyllem]

Who can save us now???
a)Superman
:ohhlala:

If Santa were real, he would be arrested for:
b)tax evasion and failure to report income
That's how they got Capone....

[Darth Massacrus]

New Questions:

What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
a)hold up Supermarket that has them on sale
b)find polar bear, take Klondike Bar from bear
c)100 push-ups (to make up for Klondike Bar)
d)make own Klondike Bars at home
e)wait until Supermarket places Klondike Bar boxes in the ‘reduced for immediate sale’ shelf….

What was your New Years resolution?
a)make reservations earlier this year for next New Years party
b)something to do with the U.N. Security Council, further information is classified
c)Best Year Ever!
d)to remember to carry out resolution (which will be forgotten in one week)
e)to take out X-Mas tree by March
f)to either quit drinking or start drinking (cannot remember)
g) Viva, la Resolution!

[Kommandant Felix]

B & B

[Darill Cyllem]

What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
d)make own Klondike Bars at home

What was your New Years resolution?
g) Viva, la Resolution!

[Jedi Master Harrison]

B & F

[Solo]

E & F

[Orandhite]

C & A.

[Darth Massacrus]

In case anyone missed the past questions, here's every one yet posted plus 2 new ones (include questions with answer):

Which of the following traits do law enforcement folks and teachers have in common:
a)hatred of skateboards and loitering
b)tendency to make people put up their hands
c)authority figure behavior
d)all of the above

Which of the following is the least likely to occur:
a)Gay Pride parades in Salt Lake City
b)normal behavior from Michael Jackson
c)alien invasion
d)Hilary ’08 bumper-sticker on Dick Cheney’s car
e)Satan starts giving snowboarding lessons….

What the hell did you drink last night????:
a)entire keg
b)Lord only knows
c)err, uh, something, um, oh yeah, that’s what it was…..
d)too much
e)too little
f)enough to blow up a city if anyone lights a match within 50 miles of you
g)just a few beers (come on, get with the program here….)

What is the first thing you think of when someone says ‘OJ’
a)duh, orange juice
b)Ford Bronco
c)Nordberg
d)football
e)if
f)Vegas
g)the American jury system

Who are you avoiding eye contact with?
a)Medusa
b)other undercover agent
c)you know who
d)puppy who saw the whole thing
e)the harsh light of the Sun
f)the Hypnotoad

Why are you so late????
a)called to duty for Call of Duty
b)something came up. Nothing to worry about, though…
c)McDonalds screwed up the order, again
d)long restroom line
e)flight from Chicago to LA got cancelled (due to bad weather in Miami)
f)Department of Motor Vehicles

Why will you be applying for a tax extension?
a)have not yet named most recent deduction
b)took forever to find crooked accountant
c)are in Congress, need it for upcoming bill
d)underpaid previous taxes by $0.01, need to find money for resulting $1000.00 fine
e)tax extension? whutinthehell is that????

Which of the following is arguably the worst fanfic? (all are made up, hopefully)
a)What-if tales from the I Love Lucy universe
b)Hogan’s Heroes Lost on Gilligan’s Island: an epic combo of 4 shows
c)anything starting with ‘Sonic the Hedgehog’
d)The X-Files: The Adventures of the Well Manicured Man
e)The Star Wars Holiday Special

Where were you on the night of June 14th?
a)Definitely not out killing someone, Detective…
b)preparing for meeting on June 15th
c)don’t know, have no memory
d)being abducted by aliens
e)in bed, trapped underneath partner’s exhausted, sexually spent body

Look, it’s a bird, it’s a plane; no it’s….What is it?
a)the space station falling out of orbit
b)UFO (waitaminnit, there are no such things….)
c)Superman (duh)
d)fireworks!
e)never mind, it was just a bird

How could you be so stupid????
a)Hey man, it’s not like I’m the only one who voted for him….
b)forgot to replace wedding tape with blank tape
c)beer made me do it; damn beer, it’s all your fault
d)couldn’t find a condom in time
e)didn’t realize there was anything better than AOL

What is your preferred method of poisoning your adversary?
a)daring him to drink big glass of poison
b)King-size everything at Burger King
c)poisoning self, having unsafe sex with adversary
d)with ideas!
e)convincing adversary to take up smoking

Who’s Number 1?
a)USA! USA! USA!
b)Number 6
c)the loneliest number, of course
d)the stall next to the one with the ‘2’ on it
e)that guy over there with the ‘I’m #1’ shirt

What are most people pretending to know?
a)how to drive
b)will of God
c)difference between love and sex
d)how to write good Star Wars Prequel Trilogy dialog
e)proper online grammar and punctuation

So, do you Do the Dew?
a)yecch, I’ll take the crab juice instead
b)absolutely!
c)no; I only drink Sierra Mist, due to the fact that I have no sense of taste
d)yes, but live in the mountains, so it’s actual Mountain Dew
e)yes, because I cannot get enough Yellow 5

The following words often make people giggle. Which ones did YOU chuckle over?
a)Lake Titicaca
b)mastication
c)kumquat
d)penal system
e)Ball-peen hammer
f)slot

‘Yo Momma so fat….
a)I saw her crossing the street, tried to drive around her, and ran out of gas
b)every time she puts on a red dress everyone goes ‘Hey Kool-Aid!’
c)Google Maps mistook her for Texas
d)she stumbled over Wal-Mart, tripped over K-Mart, and landed right on Target
e)her farts are what’s causing global warming
f)she lives in two different time zones

What do the aliens want?
a)unsurprisingly, the complete and utter destruction of humanity
b)inter-stellar ray-gun/street drugs trade agreements
c)nothing with this polluted, overweight planet
d)cooperation from the Syndicate against the Rebels
e)directions to Area 51, please

Palpatine….
a)could really use some dental work
b)is a name that sounds like a detergent
c)would have been no match against Yoda AND Obi-Wan
d)“…IS, THE SENATE!”
e)has the first name Frank (“I must be frank, your majesty…”).

What is your escape plan?
a)hidden trapdoor with secret passage to surface
b)taking a chance on homemade jetpack
c)like the old public service announcements say: stop, drop, and roll
d)have personal force-field, have no need of escape plan
e)fake own death, blend in with refugee crowds

Who can save us now???
a)Superman
b)benevolent aliens
c)here’s a hint, man: Ron Paul 08
d)the reinforcements, if they can disable the ray-shield
e)no one, you fool!

If Santa were real, he would be arrested for:
a)operation of an unregistered aircraft
b)tax evasion and failure to report income
c)animal cruelty (those poor reindeers)
d)paying too much attention to children
e)burglary
f)all of the above

What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
a)hold up Supermarket that has them on sale
b)find polar bear, take Klondike Bar from bear
c)100 push-ups (to make up for Klondike Bar)
d)make own Klondike Bars at home
e)wait until Supermarket places Klondike Bar boxes in the ‘reduced for immediate sale’ shelf….

What was your New Years resolution?
a)make reservations earlier this year for next New Years party
b)something to do with the U.N. Security Council, further information is classified
c)Best Year Ever!
d)to remember to carry out resolution (which will be forgotten in one week)
e)to take out X-Mas tree by March
f)to either quit drinking or start drinking (cannot remember)

Congratulations, you have just been arrested! What is the first call you make?
a)1-900 number for entire allowed call time (that’ll show ‘em)
b)you call the complaint hotline for Taser International
c)you call that one guy that got OJ off (you fail to realize that he’s dead)
d)you call the tabloids (this applies only if you are a famous celebrity)
e)you call for a pizza to be delivered

The best video game of 2007 was:
a)Halo 3
b)Mass Effect
c)Portal
d)BioShock
e)Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare
f)other (please specify)
g)Fusion Frenzy 2 (select only if you have no intelligence or sense of reality)

[Darill Cyllem]

Congratulations, you have just been arrested! What is the first call you make?
a)1-900 number for entire allowed call time (that’ll show ‘em)

The best video game of 2007 was:

f)other (please specify)
I dunno - something to do with star wars?

[Jedi Master Harrison]

e & f (no idea!)

[Solo]

c & e

[Kapit]

E and C

Screw sequels, screw graphics, this year it was all about the Portals, The Cake, and The Weighted Companion Cube.

[Sarah-Leia]

‘Yo Momma so fat….
a)I saw her crossing the street, tried to drive around her, and ran out of gas
b)every time she puts on a red dress everyone goes ‘Hey Kool-Aid!’
c)Google Maps mistook her for Texas
d)she stumbled over Wal-Mart, tripped over K-Mart, and landed right on Target
e)her farts are what’s causing global warming
f)she lives in two different time zones

What do the aliens want?
a)unsurprisingly, the complete and utter destruction of humanity
b)inter-stellar ray-gun/street drugs trade agreements
c)nothing with this polluted, overweight planet
d)cooperation from the Syndicate against the Rebels
e)directions to Area 51, please

Palpatine….
a)could really use some dental work
b)is a name that sounds like a detergent
c)would have been no match against Yoda AND Obi-Wan
d)“…IS, THE SENATE!”
e)has the first name Frank (“I must be frank, your majesty…”).

What is your escape plan?
a)hidden trapdoor with secret passage to surface
b)taking a chance on homemade jetpack
c)like the old public service announcements say: stop, drop, and roll
d)have personal force-field, have no need of escape plan
e)fake own death, blend in with refugee crowds

Who can save us now???
a)Superman
b)benevolent aliens
c)here’s a hint, man: Ron Paul 08
d)the reinforcements, if they can disable the ray-shield
e)no one, you fool!

If Santa were real, he would be arrested for:
a)operation of an unregistered aircraft
b)tax evasion and failure to report income
c)animal cruelty (those poor reindeers)
d)paying too much attention to children
e)burglary
f)all of the above

What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
a)hold up Supermarket that has them on sale
b)find polar bear, take Klondike Bar from bear
c)100 push-ups (to make up for Klondike Bar)
d)make own Klondike Bars at home
e)wait until Supermarket places Klondike Bar boxes in the ‘reduced for immediate sale’ shelf….

What was your New Years resolution?
a)make reservations earlier this year for next New Years party
b)something to do with the U.N. Security Council, further information is classified
c)Best Year Ever!
d)to remember to carry out resolution (which will be forgotten in one week)
e)to take out X-Mas tree by March
f)to either quit drinking or start drinking (cannot remember)

Congratulations, you have just been arrested! What is the first call you make?
a)1-900 number for entire allowed call time (that’ll show ‘em)
b)you call the complaint hotline for Taser International
c)you call that one guy that got OJ off (you fail to realize that he’s dead)
d)you call the tabloids (this applies only if you are a famous celebrity)
e)you call for a pizza to be delivered

[Darth Massacrus]

New questions:

Of the following, who was the best at lightsaber combat?
a)Yoda
b)Palpatine
c)Obi-Wan
d)Vader
e)Mace Windu
f)Dooku

Good lord, the space station is falling out of orbit! Where will it hit???
a)San Francisco
b)Bermuda Triangle (no wreckage is ever found)
c)on top of space station launch pad
d)Roswell, New Mexico; where it turns out to be a simple weather balloon
e) fireworks factory (‘nuff said)

To you, which of the following behaviors is the most suspicious?
a)Suddenly becoming fluent in German
b)reference to car as ‘terrestrial transport’
c)Googling ‘tax evasion +tips’
d)failure to cast shadow
e)being only one in photo to have ‘red eye’ effect

What is your Secret Ingredient?
a)random selection from Big Book ‘O Secret Ingredients
b)residue from the Slurm Queen (applies only if you are Slurm Soda)
c)“Our secret ingredient is quality people” wait, that don’t sound right…
d)don’t know because label fell off box of Shake N Bake
e)a drop of olive oil

How do you break the ice?
a)Offer to start them up with some appetizers
b)cruel remark at expense of weather
c)“wanna beer?”
d)with ice melt, duh
e)by breaking wind

Why are you suddenly leaving town?
a)CD club finally caught up to you
b)primaries are over
c)hated one playa too many
d)because it was caught on tape
e)the defensive shields have fallen, we’ll be overrun if we stay!!!

[Darill Cyllem]

Of the following, who was the best at lightsaber combat?
a)Yoda

Good lord, the space station is falling out of orbit! Where will it hit???
b)Bermuda Triangle (no wreckage is ever found)

To you, which of the following behaviors is the most suspicious?
d)failure to cast shadow (unless, of course, it is Noon and we're on the Equator)

What is your Secret Ingredient?
c)“Our secret ingredient is quality people” wait, that don’t sound right…

How do you break the ice?
d)with ice melt, duh
Good ol' fashioned elbow grease and/or an auger also work well

Why are you suddenly leaving town?
e)the defensive shields have fallen, we’ll be overrun if we stay!!!
Imperial troops have entered the base, Imperial troops have... *static*

[Jedi Master Harrison]

Of the following, who was the best at lightsaber combat?
a)Yoda
b)Palpatine
c)Obi-Wan
d)Vader
e)Mace Windu
f)Dooku

Good lord, the space station is falling out of orbit! Where will it hit???
a)San Francisco
b)Bermuda Triangle (no wreckage is ever found)
c)on top of space station launch pad
d)Roswell, New Mexico; where it turns out to be a simple weather balloon
e) fireworks factory (‘nuff said)

To you, which of the following behaviors is the most suspicious?
a)Suddenly becoming fluent in German
b)reference to car as ‘terrestrial transport’
c)Googling ‘tax evasion +tips’
d)failure to cast shadow
e)being only one in photo to have ‘red eye’ effect

What is your Secret Ingredient?
a)random selection from Big Book ‘O Secret Ingredients
b)residue from the Slurm Queen (applies only if you are Slurm Soda)
c)“Our secret ingredient is quality people” wait, that don’t sound right…
d)don’t know because label fell off box of Shake N Bake
e)a drop of olive oil

How do you break the ice?
a)Offer to start them up with some appetizers
b)cruel remark at expense of weather
c)“wanna beer?”
d)with ice melt, duh
e)by breaking wind

Why are you suddenly leaving town?
a)CD club finally caught up to you
b)primaries are over
c)hated one playa too many
d)because it was caught on tape
e)the defensive shields have fallen, we’ll be overrun if we stay!!!

[Kommandant Felix]

Of the following, who was the best at lightsaber combat?
a)Yoda
b)Palpatine
c)Obi-Wan
d)Vader
e)Mace Windu
f)Dooku

Good lord, the space station is falling out of orbit! Where will it hit???
a)San Francisco
b)Bermuda Triangle (no wreckage is ever found)
c)on top of space station launch pad
d)Roswell, New Mexico; where it turns out to be a simple weather balloon
e) fireworks factory (‘nuff said)

To you, which of the following behaviors is the most suspicious?
a)Suddenly becoming fluent in German
b)reference to car as ‘terrestrial transport’
c)Googling ‘tax evasion +tips’
d)failure to cast shadow
e)being only one in photo to have ‘red eye’ effect

What is your Secret Ingredient?
a)random selection from Big Book ‘O Secret Ingredients
b)residue from the Slurm Queen (applies only if you are Slurm Soda)
c)“Our secret ingredient is quality people” wait, that don’t sound right…
d)don’t know because label fell off box of Shake N Bake
e)a drop of olive oil

How do you break the ice?
a)Offer to start them up with some appetizers
b)cruel remark at expense of weather
c)“wanna beer?”
d)with ice melt, duh
e)by breaking wind

Why are you suddenly leaving town?
a)CD club finally caught up to you
b)primaries are over
c)hated one playa too many
d)because it was caught on tape
e)the defensive shields have fallen, we’ll be overrun if we stay!!!

[Sarah-Leia]

Of the following, who was the best at lightsaber combat?
a)Yoda
b)Palpatine
c)Obi-Wan
d)Vader
e)Mace Windu
f)Dooku

Good lord, the space station is falling out of orbit! Where will it hit???
a)San Francisco
b)Bermuda Triangle (no wreckage is ever found)
c)on top of space station launch pad
d)Roswell, New Mexico; where it turns out to be a simple weather balloon
e) fireworks factory (‘nuff said)

To you, which of the following behaviors is the most suspicious?
a)Suddenly becoming fluent in German
b)reference to car as ‘terrestrial transport’
c)Googling ‘tax evasion +tips’
d)failure to cast shadow
e)being only one in photo to have ‘red eye’ effect

What is your Secret Ingredient?
a)random selection from Big Book ‘O Secret Ingredients
b)residue from the Slurm Queen (applies only if you are Slurm Soda)
c)“Our secret ingredient is quality people” wait, that don’t sound right…
d)don’t know because label fell off box of Shake N Bake
e)a drop of olive oil

How do you break the ice?
a)Offer to start them up with some appetizers
b)cruel remark at expense of weather
c)“wanna beer?”
d)with ice melt, duh
e)by breaking wind

Why are you suddenly leaving town?
a)CD club finally caught up to you
b)primaries are over
c)hated one playa too many
d)because it was caught on tape
e)the defensive shields have fallen, we’ll be overrun if we stay!!!

[Orandhite]

Of the following, who was the best at lightsaber combat?
a)Yoda
b)Palpatine
c)Obi-Wan
d)Vader
e)Mace Windu
f)Dooku

Good lord, the space station is falling out of orbit! Where will it hit???
a)San Francisco
b)Bermuda Triangle (no wreckage is ever found)
c)on top of space station launch pad
d)Roswell, New Mexico; where it turns out to be a simple weather balloon
e) fireworks factory (‘nuff said)

To you, which of the following behaviors is the most suspicious?
a)Suddenly becoming fluent in German
b)reference to car as ‘terrestrial transport’
c)Googling ‘tax evasion +tips’
d)failure to cast shadow
e)being only one in photo to have ‘red eye’ effect

What is your Secret Ingredient?
a)random selection from Big Book ‘O Secret Ingredients
b)residue from the Slurm Queen (applies only if you are Slurm Soda)
c)“Our secret ingredient is quality people” wait, that don’t sound right…
d)don’t know because label fell off box of Shake N Bake
e)a drop of olive oil

How do you break the ice?
a)Offer to start them up with some appetizers
b)cruel remark at expense of weather
c)“wanna beer?”
d)with ice melt, duh
e)by breaking wind

Why are you suddenly leaving town?
a)CD club finally caught up to you
b)primaries are over
c)hated one playa too many
d)because it was caught on tape
e)the defensive shields have fallen, we’ll be overrun if we stay!!!

[Darth Massacrus]

New questions:



Which of the following are YOU affiliated with?
a)The Higher Ups
b)The Man
c)The Establishment
d)The People in Charge
e)The Suits

Bad boys, bad boys, watcha gunna do when they come for you?
a)immediately put pants back on
b)Run!
c)pretend it was the other bad boy
d)hide the body
e)immediately toss the joint
f)high speed chase!!!

I wish, I wish….
a)I were a fish
b)for infinite wishes
c)I hadn’t voted for him
d)I had worn a condom
e)Leia and Aayla Secura love scene. Don’t tell me nobody reading this hasn’t.

[Jedi Master Harrison]

B, E, B!

[Darill Cyllem]

Which of the following are YOU affiliated with?
none of the above

Bad boys, bad boys, watcha gunna do when they come for you?
d)hide the body
but i will do this *before* "they" arrive


I wish, I wish….
either:
b)for infinite wishes
or:
a)I were a fish
Fish don't go to grad school.

[TheBoy]

Of the following, who was the best at lightsaber combat?
a)Yoda
b)Palpatine
c)Obi-Wan
d)Vader
e)Mace Windu
f)Dooku

Good lord, the space station is falling out of orbit! Where will it hit???
a)San Francisco
b)Bermuda Triangle (no wreckage is ever found)
c)on top of space station launch pad
d)Roswell, New Mexico; where it turns out to be a simple weather balloon
e) fireworks factory (‘nuff said)

To you, which of the following behaviors is the most suspicious?
a)Suddenly becoming fluent in German
b)reference to car as ‘terrestrial transport’
c)Googling ‘tax evasion +tips’
d)failure to cast shadow
e)being only one in photo to have ‘red eye’ effect

What is your Secret Ingredient?
a)random selection from Big Book ‘O Secret Ingredients
b)residue from the Slurm Queen (applies only if you are Slurm Soda)
c)“Our secret ingredient is quality people” wait, that don’t sound right…
d)don’t know because label fell off box of Shake N Bake
e)a drop of olive oil

How do you break the ice?
a)Offer to start them up with some appetizers
b)cruel remark at expense of weather
c)“wanna beer?”
d)with ice melt, duh
e)by breaking wind

Why are you suddenly leaving town?
a)CD club finally caught up to you
b)primaries are over
c)hated one playa too many
d)because it was caught on tape
e)the defensive shields have fallen, we’ll be overrun if we stay!!!

[Solo]

Which of the following are YOU affiliated with?
a)The Higher Ups
b)The Man
c)The Establishment
d)The People in Charge
e)The Suits

Bad boys, bad boys, watcha gunna do when they come for you?
a)immediately put pants back on
b)Run!
c)pretend it was the other bad boy
d)hide the body
e)immediately toss the joint
f)high speed chase!!!

I wish, I wish….
a)I were a fish
b)for infinite wishes
c)I hadn’t voted for him
d)I had worn a condom
e)Leia and Aayla Secura love scene. Don’t tell me nobody reading this hasn’t.

[Darth Massacrus]

New questions:

What have you been hoarding lately?
a)iPhones
b)ammo
c)Bibles
d)really good pot
e)fertile women

What do you talk about over dinner?
a)whats that smell???
b)lunch
c)definitely not work. Anything, anything but work
d)how the South could have won
e)massive traffic accident you saw on the way home


How are you preparing for the Upcoming Recession?
a)Sneaking into Macroeconomics 101 courses
b)Not paying taxes so you can save money
c)Continuing to keep X-Mas tree for possible firewood
d)turning tricks to build up extra cash (at the circus)
e)Doing exactly what you did to prepare for Y2K

[Jedi Master Harrison]

b)ammo

c)definitely not work. Anything, anything but work

e)Doing exactly what you did to prepare for Y2K

[Solo]

What have you been hoarding lately?
a)iPhones
b)ammo
c)Bibles
d)really good pot
e)fertile women

What do you talk about over dinner?
a)whats that smell???
b)lunch
c)definitely not work. Anything, anything but work
d)how the South could have won
e)massive traffic accident you saw on the way home


How are you preparing for the Upcoming Recession?
a)Sneaking into Macroeconomics 101 courses
b)Not paying taxes so you can save money
c)Continuing to keep X-Mas tree for possible firewood
d)turning tricks to build up extra cash (at the circus)
e)Doing exactly what you did to prepare for Y2K

[Kommandant Felix]

c)Bibles

d)how the South could have won

e)Doing exactly what you did to prepare for Y2K

[Darill Cyllem]

What have you been hoarding lately?
e)fertile women
Well, just me, i guess

What do you talk about over dinner?
a)whats that smell???
Usually, it's me, particularly on a Wednesday or a Friday after anatomy....

How are you preparing for the Upcoming Recession?
e) what i did to prepare for Y2K
i.e. nothing

[Darth Massacrus]

new questions:

So, why do you think there haven’t been many new questions lately?
a)Somebody killed DM, took over as an impostor, and had no idea of these questions even existed
b)DM actually had new questions, but the slow internet prevented them from being posted until now
c)Because there haven’t been many answers lately
d)DM just plain ran out of ideas (yeah, right)
e)DM waited specifically to be able to ask this question

Have you read Labyrinth of Evil?
a)Yes, and it was fantastic, just like all of Luceno’s books!
b)No, I prefer novels like The Crystal Star and the Jedi Prince series
c)As a matter of fact, I read it before Episode III came out….
d)No, but I intend to do so immediately
e)a&c

[Darill Cyllem]

So, why do you think there haven’t been many new questions lately?
e)DM waited specifically to be able to ask this question

Have you read Labyrinth of Evil?
f) none of the above - i read it, and thought it was OK
You know me, DM! :ohwell:

[Solo]

So, why do you think there haven’t been many new questions lately?
a)Somebody killed DM, took over as an impostor, and had no idea of these questions even existed
b)DM actually had new questions, but the slow internet prevented them from being posted until now
c)Because there haven’t been many answers lately
d)DM just plain ran out of ideas (yeah, right)
e)DM waited specifically to be able to ask this question

Have you read Labyrinth of Evil?
a)Yes, and it was fantastic, just like all of Luceno’s books!
b)No, I prefer novels like The Crystal Star and the Jedi Prince series
c)As a matter of fact, I read it before Episode III came out….
d)No, but I intend to do so immediately
e)a&c

[Jedi Master Harrison]

B & A

LOE was a great book, apart from the fact it clashed with the Clone War cartoon ending and the silly bit about the mechno-chair. It's definitely a book I would recommend!

[Darth Massacrus]

New questions:

What are you running away from?
a)John Law
b)Phone Bill
c)Jehova’s Witnesses
d)The blast radius
e)Bull!!! Angry drunken bull!!! Long story, RUN!!!

What’s the moral of your story?
a)Be nice to your elders, they control your inheritance
b)Don’t ever drink Sierra Mist
c)Always look for an exit
d)‘An that’s why you better not be sassing Tanya, ya hear?
e)Make sure you use $1 bills (they track higher denominations)

[Solo]

What are you running away from?
a)John Law
b)Phone Bill
c)Jehova’s Witnesses
d)The blast radius
e)Bull!!! Angry drunken bull!!! Long story, RUN!!!

What’s the moral of your story?
a)Be nice to your elders, they control your inheritance
b)Don’t ever drink Sierra Mist
c)Always look for an exit
d)‘An that’s why you better not be sassing Tanya, ya hear?
e)Make sure you use $1 bills (they track higher denominations)

[Jedi Master Harrison]

e)Bull!!! Angry drunken bull!!! Long story, RUN!!!

b)Don’t ever drink Sierra Mist

[Blizzard]

What are you running away from?
f) The Terminator

What’s the moral of your story?
c) Always look for an exit

[Kommandant Felix]

c)Jehova’s Witnesses

a)Be nice to your elders, they control your inheritance

[Darill Cyllem]

What are you running away from?
e)Bull!!! Angry drunken bull!!! Long story, RUN!!!

What’s the moral of your story?
d)An that’s why you bes' not be sassin' DC, ya unnah-stan, son?

[Raganork8]

What are you running away from?
a)John Law
b)Phone Bill
c)Jehova’s Witnesses
d)The blast radius
e)Bull!!! Angry drunken bull!!! Long story, RUN!!!

What’s the moral of your story?
a)Be nice to your elders, they control your inheritance
b)Don’t ever drink Sierra Mist
c)Always look for an exit
d)‘An that’s why you better not be sassing Tanya, ya hear?
e)Make sure you use $1 bills (they track higher denominations)

[Darth Massacrus]

New Questions:

What will you think of next?
a)Clever retort one minute too late
b)Devastating new wrestling move
c)Senior citizens theme park (Denture Adventure)
d)Solution to our nations energy problem
e)Natalie Portman naked (I know this answer will be chosen)

What’s going on 30,000 feet above us?
a)Nightmare that began at 40,000 feet
b)New inductions into the Mile High Club
c)Troposphere stuff
d)Missile interception
e)UFO departing for Zeta Reticuli…

[Jedi Master Harrison]

What will you think of next?
a)Clever retort one minute too late
b)Devastating new wrestling move
c)Senior citizens theme park (Denture Adventure)
d)Solution to our nations energy problem
e)Natalie Portman naked (I know this answer will be chosen) I don't like to disappoint!

What’s going on 30,000 feet above us?
a)Nightmare that began at 40,000 feet
b)New inductions into the Mile High Club
c)Troposphere stuff
d)Missile interception
e)UFO departing for Zeta Reticuli…

[Solo]

What will you think of next?
a)Clever retort one minute too late
b)Devastating new wrestling move
c)Senior citizens theme park (Denture Adventure)
d)Solution to our nations energy problem
e)Natalie Portman naked (I know this answer will be chosen):w00t:

What’s going on 30,000 feet above us?
a)Nightmare that began at 40,000 feet
b)New inductions into the Mile High Club
c)Troposphere stuff
d)Missile interception
e)UFO departing for Zeta Reticuli…

[Darth Massacrus]

New Questions:

To whom are you dedicating your novel?
a)For the real life heroes of the fast food industry
b)To Simon, but not Schuster
c)To the reader, for paying for this crap
d)to The Man. You the Man, man.
e)In honor of the outstanding contributions to humanity of Darth Massacrus.

What would you name your spaceship?
a)The Colonzationator
b)Ship.
c)The Millenium Hawk/Ebon Falcon
d)After your mother
e)S.S. Y’all Can Kiss my @SS Now, Sucka’s, HAHAHA!

[Darill Cyllem]

What will you think of next?
a)Clever retort one minute too late

What’s going on 30,000 feet above us?

c)Troposphere stuff

New Questions:

To whom are you dedicating your novel?
b)To Simon, but not Schuster

What would you name your spaceship?
b)Ship.

[Jedi Master Harrison]

To whom are you dedicating your novel?
a)For the real life heroes of the fast food industry
b)To Simon, but not Schuster
c)To the reader, for paying for this crap
d)to The Man. You the Man, man.
e)In honor of the outstanding contributions to humanity of Darth Massacrus.

What would you name your spaceship?
a)The Colonzationator
b)Ship.
c)The Millenium Hawk/Ebon Falcon
d)After your mother
e)S.S. Y’all Can Kiss my @SS Now, Sucka’s, HAHAHA!

[Solo]

To whom are you dedicating your novel?
a)For the real life heroes of the fast food industry
b)To Simon, but not Schuster
c)To the reader, for paying for this crap
d)to The Man. You the Man, man.
e)In honor of the outstanding contributions to humanity of Darth Massacrus.

What would you name your spaceship?
a)The Colonzationator
b)Ship.
c)The Millenium Hawk/Ebon Falcon
d)After your mother
e)S.S. Y’all Can Kiss my @SS Now, Sucka’s, HAHAHA!

[Raganork8]

To whom are you dedicating your novel?
a)For the real life heroes of the fast food industry
b)To Simon, but not Schuster
c)To the reader, for paying for this crap
d)to The Man. You the Man, man.
e)In honor of the outstanding contributions to humanity of Darth Massacrus.

What would you name your spaceship?
a)The Colonzationator
b)Ship.
c)The Millenium Hawk/Ebon Falcon
d)After your mother
e)S.S. Y’all Can Kiss my @SS Now, Sucka’s, HAHAHA!

[Solo]

^Judging from the 3 post above this one, we have many talented writers in this forum. :laughing:

[Darth Massacrus]

new questions (surprising, isn't it?:wink:)

what was your first thought upon seeing that these questions have returned? a) “Finally! What the h&lls DM been doing???”
b) “Oh yeah, I remember these…”
c) Had no thoughts, but warily crossed fingers and hoped that these will last a while
d) “uh, so what?”
e) Jason’s back, the smoking man is still alive, the Sith are having their revenge, the dead horse hasn’t had enough of a beating….
f) “I just hope these get updated more often than DM’s art thread, which now come to think of it isn’t too often…”

So, what did you think of Invincible?
a) Well, that certainly was…interesting
b) Feel somewhat misled by the title
c) Haven’t read it yet, but definitely will soon
d) Won’t reveal feelings about it, but will state opinion that The Crystal Star is looking better all of a sudden
e) Will eventually get around to it. Honest!
f) Have no idea about what this question refers to
g) Are somewhat surprised by the ending

[Darill Cyllem]

what was your first thought upon seeing that these questions have returned?
b)“Oh yeah, I remember these…”


So, what did you think of Invincible?
c)Haven’t read it yet, but definitely will soon

[Solo]

what was your first thought upon seeing that these questions have returned?

b)“Oh yeah, I remember these…”

So, what did you think of Invincible?

g)Are somewhat surprised by the ending

[Jedi Master Harrison]

E for both answers!

[Darth Massacrus]

new questions:

Who are you imagining naked? (Interesting question, eh?)
a) Significant other a few pounds back; yes it is an interesting question
b) The rest of the audience; wasn’t this asked before?
c) Natalie Portman, Carrie Fisher, and Amy Allen (well, you are now); yes it is an interesting question
d) Trying not to, to be honest; how about you, DM?
e) Unfunny comedian, because at least that would be funny; funny question hahaha
f) Ewan McGregor and Samuel L. Jackson (had to give the female respondents a choice); yes, it’s an interesting question

What corners are you cutting?
a) Waiting for it to come out on DVD
b) Only campaigning in wealthy states
c) Going down to only two extra cups of garlic sauce
d) Not just the corners, but the entire doorway
e) Like 90% of the American population, thinking before speaking
f) just looking it up on Wookiepedia

[Jedi Master Harrison]

C and F for me!

[Blizzard]

What was your first thought upon seeing that these questions have returned?
b)“Oh yeah, I remember these…”

So, what did you think of Invincible?
f) Have no idea about what this question refers to

Who are you imagining naked?
f) Ewan McGregor and Samuel L. Jackson (had to give the female respondents a choice); yes, it’s an interesting question

What corners are you cutting?
d) Not just the corners, but the entire doorway

[Solo]

Who are you imagining naked? (Interesting question, eh?)
c)Natalie Portman, Carrie Fisher, and Amy Allen (well, you are now); yes it is an interesting question

What corners are you cutting?
d)Not just the corners, but the entire doorway

[Darth Massacrus]

New Questions:


What do you have plugged into your power strip/surge protector?
a) Ironically, battery chargers
b) Other power strip
c) worst hearing-aid ever
d) one of those crappy new electric cars
e) merry-go-round

What advice should George have listened to?
a) Do not invade Iraq, do not invade Iraq, do not invade Iraq…
b) It’ll be fine without Jar-Jar
c) Repeal the Stamp and Tea taxes
d) You’re to curious for your own good
e) Don’t cut down the cherry tree

[Jedi Master Harrison]

E for both! :laughing:

[Solo]

D and E

[Jjm3233]

What do you have plugged into your power strip/surge protector?
a)Ironically, battery chargers


What advice should George have listened to?

b)It’ll be fine without Jar-Jar

[Darth Massacrus]

New Questions!:)->



Which of the following do you feel is the most common delusional belief?
a) I can get out of debt
b) Sierra Mist is perfectly alright to drink
c) The Expanded Universe is really sucking right now
d) Finding parking there shouldn’t be too hard
e) Lee Harvey Oswald was a “lone nut”
f) I’m a good driver (everyone else, of course)
g) That girl over there likes me
h) Duke Nukem Forever will be released

Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?
a) Uh, San Diego?
b) Up in the attic with Waldo
c) Oh, you mean the oldschool game character. Thought you meant the pornstar…
d) Dead, or so the official stories have it…
e) Somewhere in some museum by now, I reckon

[Jjm3233]

Which of the following do you feel is the most common delusional belief?
h)Duke Nukem Forever will be released

Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?
d)Dead, or so the official stories have it…

[Solo]

Which of the following do you feel is the most common delusional belief?
e)Lee Harvey Oswald was a “lone nut”

Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?
e)Somewhere in some museum by now, I reckon

[Jedi Master Harrison]

Which of the following do you feel is the most common delusional belief?

g)That girl over there likes me

I fool myself with that belief all the time! :laughing:

Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?

b)Up in the attic with Waldo

[Raganork8]

Which of the following do you feel is the most common delusional belief?

h)Duke Nukem Forever will be released


Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?

d)Dead, or so the official stories have it…

[Kommandant Felix]

Which of the following do you feel is the most common delusional belief?
g)That girl over there likes me

Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?
a)Uh, San Diego?

[Sarah-Leia]

Which of the following do you feel is the most common delusional belief?
a)I can get out of debt
b)Sierra Mist is perfectly alright to drink
c)The Expanded Universe is really sucking right now
d)Finding parking there shouldn’t be too hard
e)Lee Harvey Oswald was a “lone nut”
f)I’m a good driver (everyone else, of course)
g)That girl over there likes me
h)Duke Nukem Forever will be released

Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?
a)Uh, San Diego?
b)Up in the attic with Waldo
c)Oh, you mean the oldschool game character. Thought you meant the pornstar…
d)Dead, or so the official stories have it…
e)Somewhere in some museum by now, I reckon

[Darth Massacrus]

S'bout time some new questions got posted:

What are you getting too old for?
a) Trix
b) Anything other than classical music
c) Facelifts
d) Being a smuggler for Jabba the Hutt
e) Believing in Santa

Where do you think your tax money is going?
a) Paying for tax form printing costs
b) Funding for something stupid, like a Strategic Helium Reserve or something
c) Helping the poor, education, and the arts (yeah right)
d) Potholes
e) Still secret government plan to provide free bread and circuses for the masses
f) UFO maintenance

[Jedi Master Harrison]

What are you getting too old for?
a)Trix
b)Anything other than classical music
c)Facelifts
d)Being a smuggler for Jabba the Hutt
e)Believing in Santa

Where do you think your tax money is going?
a)Paying for tax form printing costs
b)Funding for something stupid, like a Strategic Helium Reserve or something
c)Helping the poor, education, and the arts (yeah right)
d)Potholes
e)Still secret government plan to provide free bread and circuses for the masses
f)UFO maintenance

[Sarah-Leia]

What are you getting too old for?
a)Trix
b)Anything other than classical music
c)Facelifts
d)Being a smuggler for Jabba the Hutt
e)Believing in Santa

Where do you think your tax money is going?
a)Paying for tax form printing costs
b)Funding for something stupid, like a Strategic Helium Reserve or something
c)Helping the poor, education, and the arts (yeah right)
d)Potholes
e)Still secret government plan to provide free bread and circuses for the masses
f)UFO maintenance
g)I don't pay tax, suckers.

[Jjm3233]

What are you getting too old for?
a)Trix



Where do you think your tax money is going?

f)UFO maintenance

[Raganork8]

What are you getting too old for?
a)Trix
b)Anything other than classical music
c)Facelifts
d)Being a smuggler for Jabba the Hutt
e)Believing in Santa

Where do you think your tax money is going?
a)Paying for tax form printing costs
b)Funding for something stupid, like a Strategic Helium Reserve or something
c)Helping the poor, education, and the arts (yeah right)
d)Potholes
e)Still secret government plan to provide free bread and circuses for the masses
f)UFO maintenance

[Zach30019]

What are you getting too old for?
a)Trix
b)Anything other than classical music
c)Facelifts
d)Being a smuggler for Jabba the Hutt
e)Believing in Santa
f) None of the above :nahnah:

Where do you think your tax money is going?

f)UFO maintenance

[Sarah-Leia]

I have a question. What is a/are Trix?

[Darth Massacrus]

I have a question. What is a/are Trix?

Trix is a popular breakfast cereal sold in the Western Hemisphere. It's commercials always feature a hapless animated rabbit who tries to steal Trix from children. Every time the rabbit fails (which is always), he is reminded "silly rabbit, Trix are for kids!" These commercials have been running for decades in the U.S.

[Darill Cyllem]

What are you getting too old for?
a)Trix - i can't say i ever much cared for this cereal
b)Anything other than classical music
c)Facelifts
d)Being a smuggler for Jabba the Hutt
e)Believing in Santa

Where do you think your tax money is going?
a)Paying for tax form printing costs
b)Funding for something stupid, like a Strategic Helium Reserve or something
c)Helping the poor, education, and the arts (yeah right)
d)Potholes
e)Still secret government plan to provide free bread and circuses for the masses
f)UFO maintenance
both A and B

[Solo]

What are you getting too old for?
a)Trix
b)Anything other than classical music
c)Facelifts
d)Being a smuggler for Jabba the Hutt
e)Believing in Santa

Where do you think your tax money is going?
a)Paying for tax form printing costs
b)Funding for something stupid, like a Strategic Helium Reserve or something
c)Helping the poor, education, and the arts (yeah right)
d)Potholes
e)Still secret government plan to provide free bread and circuses for the masses
f)UFO maintenance

A & F for the seconf question.

[Darth Massacrus]

New Questions:

What is infesting your home?
a)Bills, bills, bills
b)Exactly one termite
c)Too much Star Wars stuff
d)The souls of the damned
e)Shag carpeting

So, you’re walking down the street, and the only other person around just happens to be George Lucas. Your immediate thought and/or action is:
a)One Billion in ransom
b)You don’t even notice George and his twin brother because you’re drunk
c)Ask him whatever happened to Episodes 7,8,&9
d)Dare to tell him that you absolutely loved the Holiday Special
e)Run to go get a camera, paper, and pen

[Jjm3233]

New Questions:

What is infesting your home?

c)Too much Star Wars stuff

So, you’re walking down the street, and the only other person around just happens to be George Lucas. Your immediate thought and/or action is:

d)Dare to tell him that you absolutely loved the Holiday Special

[Darill Cyllem]

What is infesting your home?
f) a whole heap of geckos. Really.

So, you’re walking down the street, and the only other person around just happens to be George Lucas. Your immediate thought and/or action is:

e)Run to go get a camera, paper, and pen - i guess... or just wave and say hello

[Solo]

What is infesting your home?
a)Bills, bills, bills
b)Exactly one termite
c)Too much Star Wars stuff
d)The souls of the damned
e)Shag carpeting

So, you’re walking down the street, and the only other person around just happens to be George Lucas. Your immediate thought and/or action is:
a)One Billion in ransom
b)You don’t even notice George and his twin brother because you’re drunk
c)Ask him whatever happened to Episodes 7,8,&9
d)Dare to tell him that you absolutely loved the Holiday Special
e)Run to go get a camera, paper, and pen

[Jedi Master Harrison]

What is infesting your home?
a)Bills, bills, bills
b)Exactly one termite
c)Too much Star Wars stuff
d)The souls of the damned
e)Shag carpeting

So, you’re walking down the street, and the only other person around just happens to be George Lucas. Your immediate thought and/or action is:
a)One Billion in ransom
b)You don’t even notice George and his twin brother because you’re drunk
c)Ask him whatever happened to Episodes 7,8,&9
d)Dare to tell him that you absolutely loved the Holiday Special
e)Run to go get a camera, paper, and pen