Survey: Quote of the Day

[Orandhite]

Whilst wandering the Senate, there have been two posts that have gotten rep for being "Quote of the Day" and they have prompted the creation of this thread.

Post a link of posts that qualify as a possible "Quote of the Day".

To start, here are the two posts that prompted this thread:

:grin: And Batman should not be conjuring up images of good ol' Charlie Brown.

Did you realize that Paris Hilton recently went to Africa? Now the actual question is, doesn't Africa have enough STD's already?

[Zedekk]

So where is the dragon quote then? And why wasn't I made aware of this thread earlier...?

[Orandhite]

I haven't posted anymore in this thread as no-one else seemed that bothered. Only 12 people have viewed it and half of them were looking for the toilet. The other half thought this was a thread for a Status Quo convention.

I don't often let people know about new threads as if they are not found, then they can't be important enough to post in! :D

[Blizzard]

Hmmm, first I ever saw of this thread.

[Orandhite]

Did I create an invisible thread? Wow!

* stares in wonder at the wondrous creation that is the invisible thread *

I can't see it.

:chortle:

[Zedekk]

such a self-defeatest attitude will kill any thread before it starts, so how does this work I can post my favorite quotes I've seen in the forum?

[Orandhite]

Yep, just like this:

If you become a dragon one day, I will shoot a movie for you and call it Dragonhite.:nahnah:

It's not a competition, I just thought it would be good for people to find great links to other threads. Like one the other day that Magnus posted about human evolution:

BBC News: Human evolution is speeding up (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7132794.stm)

The changing conditions for us humans in this very short period of time must certainly have something to do with it...

[Jedi Master Harrison]

If there was a "burning sensation" when you came you should notify all past and future partners... http://www.galacticsenate.com/images/smilies/tongue3.gif http://www.galacticsenate.com/images/smilies/w00t.gif

Horse_Head

(After 1 year of being here I still have no idea how to quote people in another thread, nor can I multi-quote different parts of 1 person's post!)


Mod Edit: Fixed... sorta

[Zedekk]

Originally posted by Zedekk
^ Fett tactics can still be implemented here Flo. When in doubt "Fett" them out!

found one in the SW Confessions thread

[Zedekk]

If there was a "burning sensation" when you came you should notify all past and future partners... :P :w00t:

Horse Head

(After 1 year of being here I still have no idea how to quote people in another thread, nor can I multi-quote different parts of 1 person's post!)
Same here! maybe some one could tutor us?

[Zedekk]

^ Fett tactics can still be implemented here Flo. When in doubt "Fett" them out!
ah-ha! I figured it out! silly buttons to push. :nahnah:

[Blizzard]

(After 1 year of being here I still have no idea how to quote people in another thread, nor can I multi-quote different parts of 1 person's post!)Just hit quote and cut and paste it to the new thread.

[Orandhite]

Blimey, this thread has made it's second page! Thanks guys (and girly :peck:)!

To multi quote the same post use a closing quote tag for the end of the the first bit of the post, then copy the opening quote tag for the next bit you want to quote, like this:


(After 1 year of being here I still have no idea how to quote people in another thread, nor can I multi-quote different parts of 1 person's post!)


Mod Edit: Fixed... sorta

[Jedi Master Harrison]

^ Thanks guys, clear as mud. I am now more confused than ever. :ohwell: I'll just type a lot of i's and b's and [] ! You thought I made no sense before! :lol:

[Cassus Fett]

Here's one:

In today's world yes, Santa would be arrested, most likely for breaking in entering. He would get sent to jail, where he would find the Lord, who would be serving time for failure to appear; and the Energizer Bunny, who was there on battery charges.

[Zedekk]

Customers.... one retard customer asked if i had any meat that could be cooked in the microwave and then asked for a job... GRRRRR!!
I always crack up when I see this one

[Zedekk]

.Anyway, here is my cat. He's small and cute!

[Blizzard]

How did that feel, having an alien tube stuck down your throat? Familiar? :wink: :lol: x 133,000
Reow! :lol:

[Tovor]

Wasn't there an existing thread for quoting Senators from a while back? Maybe it's in the archives, or not, but I don't recall who started it. :scratchchin:

[Zedekk]

What's good for the goose is... a Kick in the Nuts!!
This truly is my "Quote of the day"
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Horse_Head]

I'm glad you enjoyed it. :howdy:

[Orandhite]

^ Thanks guys, clear as mud. I am now more confused than ever. :ohwell: I'll just type a lot of i's and b's and [] ! You thought I made no sense before! :lol:

I'll show you how to do it at Christmas. :xmas:

[Blizzard]

Yeah, it was quote Senators out of context.

[Sarah-Leia]

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You mean, 'I iz in ur bathtubb...steelin ur bubbles?'

Why thank you, sir.

Err... Hannah, can I borrow your jet I have some business to attend to...

Oh what business she attends to. Makes me laugh.

[Orandhite]

Taken in context, this made me :rofl:.

Now there's an apple I'd take a bite out of.

[Tovor]

Yeah, it was quote Senators out of context.
Ah, yes.

[Orandhite]

^ I'm confused...

Which is not very difficult, granted.

[Zedekk]

I am going to change the name of this thread to 2blokes1hive.
:rofl: That's funny regardless of context.

[Orandhite]

Tov is a bad, bad man.

[Zedekk]

:cheers:
Oh my! That's some...um ..impressive beadwork you've got there.

[Tovor]

^ You kids talking about me again?












Good.

[Tovor]

the Death Star

what can i say, i like giant balls.......





.

[Tovor]

of death
.

[Zedekk]

Are you stoopid or something? Huh? ;)
made me:rofl: when I saw it.

[Zedekk]

'missus'? What 'missus'? I didn't know you were married. Hell, I thought you were the real-life 40 Year Old Virgin in waiting.
:lol:

[Zedekk]

Don't tell me that the dog is house broken while I'm watching it on my carpet.
:cheers: DblDwn!

[Zedekk]

I always get up early. I don't like to sleep the day away because you lose precious drinking hours. :wink:
:rofl::cheers:

[Zedekk]

...

And I am still Bird-Fox.
:lol:

[Horse_Head]

Tov is a bald, bald man.
Yes he is... :superhappy:

[Orandhite]

^ Naughty!

[Zedekk]

Lord Senes: beer
Zedekk: sweet
Lord Senes: ...from a plastic bottle, I might add.
Zedekk: ewwww... that's not beer, and you're not a man!

from the chat room today.

[Lord Senes]

LOL! I had bought one single beer in a plastic bottle to make sure how bad it tastes. I later decided that if beer is no longer sold in cans and/or glass bottles, I am going to move into a more beer-friendly country...

[Cassus Fett]

So, hang on, anything I want, you'll do? :ohhlala:

.

[Tovor]

I'm rather surprised I haven't been quoted more often here. I must be slipping. :doh:


Oh cool, finally a D'oh! smiley! Woo hoo! :donut:

[Cassus Fett]

I'm rather surprised I haven't been quoted more often here. I must be slipping. :doh:


Oh cool, finally a D'oh! smiley! Woo hoo! :donut:

Had to do it

[Tovor]

Had to do it
:lol: :ok:

[Orandhite]

Get a room, you two! :D

[Solo]

from the chat room today.


That was good. Really good. :laughing:

[Zedekk]

...Now I know she wanted to bite my leg off! :scared:
:herebeer:

[Zedekk]

... Listen to me you filthy oil splasher, you will transfer all energy to rear deflector shileds as soon as we get moving."
I love this game! :superhappy:

[Darill Cyllem]

Nar Shaddaa: The Meltdown Cafe, Corellian Sector

“You’re fooling yourself if you think you’re going to get any business in here.’
“Oh really? If it wasn’t for you and your bright ideas I wouldn’t have ended up in this slimepool”
“So it’s my fault now is it?”
“Yes.”
“Typical human, always blaming others.”
“Why don’t you just power down, you electronic migraine. I’m sick of listening to you”
“Maybe I will.”
“Good.”
“Fine, I will then”
“Good”
“Fine.”
....
“Flo?”
“I thought you were powering down, I’ve got nothing to say to you at the moment.”
“Silence please fleshbag, I think you’ll be interested. Put your helmet on, there’s something you should see.”

^Ditto

[Zedekk]

Darth Vadar will bring Law and Oder to the Senate long live Vadar. Serving Vadar and him alone.

I wonder what scent "Vader Oder" is, "burnt leathery bacon":laughing:

[Darill Cyllem]

I wonder what scent "Vader Oder" is, "burnt leathery bacon":laughing:
:rofl:
I nominate this one for QOTD!

[Horse_Head]

Vadar?! Is that like a Sith version of Radar?

I think the Rebels need a Vadar detector.

[Horse_Head]

From my newish YouTube account...
You have no Friends.

[Blizzard]

^Not anymore!

[Horse_Head]

Actually... the account I was refering to (StarWarsDork) is still friendless :P ... The one you befriended (effEweToob) is my backup questionable content account :)

[Blizzard]

^I subbed to EET and I friended SWD!

Whoever said "Grin and bear it" is brilliant, I have been doing it all day! :grin:

[Horse_Head]

Ah... OK... I like to "Grin and B¡tch about it" :P

[Tovor]

http://www.galacticsenate.com/image.php?u=2632&dateline=1200669741 (http://www.galacticsenate.com/image.php?u=2632&dateline=1200669741)
Kommandant Felix (http://www.galacticsenate.com/member.php?u=2632) http://www.galacticsenate.com/images/statusicon/user_offline.gif vbmenu_register("postmenu_950543", true);
Many thanks to Tovor

Many thanks for the avatar? Many welcomes then. :victory:

[Orandhite]

Any hole's a goal, for balls to the wall fun and games. :ok:

Filthy :censored:.

[Tovor]

:howdy:
This is a proud day for the Tov.

[Orandhite]

When talking about me in the "Say Something About the Person Above You" thread:

^has a ginkle, not a pinkle.

[Zedekk]

My advice is wing it. thats what I do :D

Great advice!:superhappy:

[Slick]

^ sounds like advice for a jazz solo as well as writing advice. Improvisation all the way! :rockon:

[Zedekk]

Let's go hunt some Man-Bear-Pig!
:rofl:

[Jedi Master Harrison]

Darling, please drink this. I know it tastes awful, but it will make you better.

'Nuff said. R-E-S-P-E-C-T. :laughing:

[Orandhite]

Tovor's Answer Thread= http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b324/Tovor/InspireShine/BallsinMouth.jpg


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:rofl: x 1,000,000,000!

[Zedekk]

^ concure :rofl:

[Horse_Head]

How about JMH and I come visit and we make it together?
:scratchchin: :barf:

[Zedekk]

Like a manure salesman.
:cheers: Jack!

[Zedekk]

Well spank my arse and call me Mary, Tov, that sucks like a cheap Bolivian hooker!

I hope it all goes well today dude, let us know how you get on.
I wasn't sure which part I liked best, the spanking and calling him Mary or the Bolivian hooker thing so I just kept the whole quote. :superhappy:

[Zedekk]

“Are you an attorney?” she asked me.
“No ma’am, I’m just dressed like one.”
:rockon:

[Tovor]

:howdy:

[Zedekk]

"let-me-weasel-away-from-the-question-and-just-keep-smiling-so-you-can-develop-a-false-sense-that-I-actually-addressed-the-question-when-in-reality-I-just-called-your-mother-a-*****"

:cool:

[Horse_Head]

Referring to the Padmé in Hot Pants (http://www.galacticsenate.com/showthread.php?t=2350) thread...
I like this thread.
That has to be the understatement of the year. :rockon:

[Zedekk]

DM, how much Luke would a Lukechuck Luke if a Lukechuck could Luke Luke? Well, he died.
:rofl:

[Zedekk]

^You know you're following a Corellian if you're being blinded by the high-beams from his tail-lights.
also, :rofl:

[Zedekk]

*Beats the thread like it was Valentine's day*
:rockon::rofl::rose::heartbeat:

[Zedekk]

It's just like putting on a condom :nahnah:
:superhappy:

[Solo]

I wish JMH gets better soon. What's worse than having a Jedi on your ship is having a sick Jedi on your ship.

Yeah, one sneeze and somebody's flying across the room.


Jack, it's good to have you back. :cheers:

[leiaorgana]

Those damn Tusken Raiders get everywhere!

From "proof of life on mars thread"...

[Orandhite]

In context, this is freaking hilarious...

I think he's gonna need a bigger boat.

[Orandhite]

omg; I must give out more

I read it differently from the context it was posted in. :)

[Zedekk]

"What's good for Saddam is... a Kick in the Nuts!" :D
:cheers:

[Solo]

^Isn't Saddam...uhm... a little dead?

[Orandhite]

I should be working, but my concentration today span is awful!

It's all about the delivery.

[Zedekk]

^ That, is true comedy. I missed this thread... *sigh* gives the thread a big hug :hug:

[Zedekk]

And Ham begat Cheese. :hungry:
I don't know what it was but this made me laugh very much! oh look at the time! nighty, night.

[JackBauer24]

^ I second that QoD- that was hysterical.