Star Wars Innuendo

[catwmnjedi]

Nobody else has revived this one yet, so why not? Simple... post a line from the Star Wars movies that could be taken the wrong way. It's cheezy, it's juvenile, but the old thread on the old site made me LMAO. Now we have another movie to draw from, Sooooo.... here's mine to start off:

"I hope it doesn't take too long."

[JediBendu]

A small one-man fighter should be able to penetrate the outer defense.


top thread :p

[Bandersnatch]

"Get behind me! Get behind me!"

[catwmnjedi]

"Look at the size of that thing!"



(*I know... I used the obvious one... :blush: *)

[tunafishman]

"Curse my metal body, I'm too slow!"

[Justin]

My personal favorite, the exchange between Han and Leia in the trash compactor:

Han: "Get on top of it!!"

Leia: "I'm trying!!!"

[Rogue_0009]

Rise my friend

Control, control you must learn control

Get in there you furry oaf

my fave "Goldenrod"

[haYDen CHriSteNSEn LoVEr]

" will someone get this walking carpet out of my way"

[SonGokou]

"She may not look like much kid but she's got it where it counts." - Han the man.

[bodhisattva yoda]

life creates it- makes it grow.

[Javen]

He said "our instructions are only to give it to Jabba himself".

C3PO,ROTJ

[Rinc]

Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size do you?

[catwmnjedi]

"Feel... don't think."

[Aurra Sing]

My hands are dirty too, what are you afraid of?

[Would that count? lol]

[bodhisattva yoda]

i have FELT him.

[Javen]

HAN: Well, Your Highness, I guess this is it.

LEIA: That's right.

[Obidobi]

Han: " Jabba you are a wonderful human being"

[catwmnjedi]

"What about Padme?"

"I think she's on top of things."

[Blizzard]

Sorry to cheat with a novel line...

"Believe me, buddy, if I were you, I'd go right up there and ask her if she wants to ride on my rancor."

Han to Luke in the Courtship of Princess Leia.

[JediBendu]

LOL!

"You don't need to see our identification"

[Kafer]

My all time favorite


Yes Master

[RollaFett]

"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."

[Leia to han in ANH]

"Luke, at that speed will you be able to pull out in time?"

[Biggs to Luke in ANH]

I know, I have a filthy, filthy mind.

[Aurra Sing]

lol Golla...lol...that Biggs one...i totally forgot about it. lol Nice job.

"Don't get excited."

Han, ESB

[bodhisattva yoda]

[lightsaber ignition sound]

[Obidobi]

To be held by you is not enough to be exited!
-Leia

Nooooooo sure!!!!

[Javen]

HAN: Who's scruffy-looking? (to Luke) I must have hit her pretty close

to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh, kid?

ESB

[catwmnjedi]

"You want this..."

[catwmnjedi]

"It's working... it's working!"

[Winston_Sith]

"They came from behind!"

[Winston_Sith]

"There's an awful lot of moisture in here." - Han

[Winston_Sith]

"Well, my little friend, you've got something jammed in here pretty good." Luke

"No light-speed?" Leia
"It's not my fault." Han

"If you put him in there, it might kill him." Lando

"Oh, you did it!" 3P0 (to R2)

[jawajedi]

Master Luke, it's so good to see you fully functional again.

[jawajedi]

Jerjerrod (in RoTJ): I need more men.

[Winston_Sith]

"I sense something. A presence I have not felt since..." Vader

[bodhisattva yoda]

mesa your humble servant.

[DarthLestat]

"I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me"

Hmmm...reminds me of an ex girl friend style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

[DarthLestat]

Or my fav.....

"Size matters not...judge me by my size do you?"

[bodhisattva yoda]

negative. it didn't go in. just impacted on the surface. :0

[Javen]

LEIA: Oh, what a mess. Chewie, do you think you can repair him?

ESB

[Winston_Sith]

"Sir, they've gone up the ventilation shaft." TPM

[Winston_Sith]

QUI-GON: "What is to become of Jar Jar Binks here?"
BOSS NASS : "Hisen to be pune-ished"

[Obidobi]

BINKS You have a life trade with dissen hissen?

[Winston_Sith]

"No reward is worth this" Han AHN

"They're still coming through!!!" Gunray TPM

"We will not survive this." Haako TPM

"...we must move quickly to disrupt all communications down there." Gunray TPM

"Ohhhh!!! Dissa gonna be messy!! Me no watchen!!" Jar Jar TPM

"You catch on pretty quick." Olie TPM

"We haven't much time." Obi-Wan TPM & AotC

[Winston_Sith]

OBI-WAN : "Master, whats a bongo?"
QUI-GON : "A transport, I hope."

[Phantomised Menace]

"This ain't no cave" -Han in ESB
"This is Red 5, I'm going in" -Luke in ANH
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[Phantomised Menace]

Oh, still got one left:
"I'm moving closer to that big one" -Han in ESB
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[bodhisattva yoda]

best line in phantom menace with intended innuendo: my parts are showing?!

[catwmnjedi]

Since everyone else is multi-posting:

TPM:
"I'm the only human who can do it."

"He overdid it."

"Once they control the surface, they'll take control of you."

"No more requests from Her Highness today."

AOTC:
"You look tired."

"I am complete."

"I'm taking him NOW!"

"Master Kenobi... you disappoint me!"

"What in blazes is he doing there?"

[Rinc]

Possible lifting of ban on prostitution:

NUTE GUNRAY: Ahhh my Lord is that legal?
DARTH SIDIOUS: I will make it legal.

Others:

QUI-GON: Feel don't think. Use your instincts.

DARTH MAUL: At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi.

OBW: You know I don't like it when you do that.

[Winston_Sith]

Originally posted by Rinc@July 15 2002 - 17:52
DARTH MAUL: At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi.

I like that one! LOL
"AMAZING!!! A quick control thrust, and Skywalker's back on course!" The Greg Proops half of that two-headed-announcer guy TPM

[Winston_Sith]

Since everyone else is multi-posting:

Sorry...

Oh, man... but there are *so many* good ones from Anakin during the sequence where he's in the Naboo Starfighter flying around the Droid Control Ship...

"Back door, huh? Good idea." Han RotJ

[Winston_Sith]

duplicate post deleted

[catwmnjedi]

It's ok Winston-Sith... I didn't specify any rule on that.. :)

How could I forget?

"It's been far too long, Master Kenobi."
"Ani? My.. have you grown!"

[JediBendu]

well I'm not multi-posting style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif


Maybe you'd like it back in your cell, your highness?


(take the cell! take the cell! )

[Winston_Sith]

INTERCOM VOICE: What happened?

HAN: Uh...had a slight weapons malfunction. But, uh, everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here, now, thank you. How are you?

INTERCOM VOICE: We're sending a squad up.

HAN: Uh, uh, negative. We had a reactor leak here now. Give us a few minutes to lock it down. Large leak...very dangerous.

[bodhisattva yoda]

that was briliant. :happy:

[Winston_Sith]

Originally posted by bodhisattva yoda@July 15 2002 - 23:19
that was briliant. *style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/happy.gif
Thanks. This thread has made all these lines take on a whole new meaning.

"Put that thing away! You're going to get us all killed." Leia ANH

[JediBendu]

"Will you forget it, I already tried it!!"

[JediBendu]

"Are you sure this thing is safe"
beep bp beep
"oohhh"

[darthfool]

All the best ones have been taken. how about.......

"Do It For Me M'Lady"

[DarthLestat]

Great kid, don't get cocky"

(I was going to write "He has too much of his father in him", but thats bad form"

[JediBendu]

Don't get all mushy on me. So long princess *:0

[catwmnjedi]

"Tell that slimy piece of worm-ridden filth, he'll get no such pleasure from us!"

[Winston_Sith]

Originally posted by darthfool@July 16 2002 - 05:42
All the best ones have been taken. how about.......
Naw. There're all kinds, if you look...

"No, wait. They'll hear!" Leia ANH

[Kafer]

On request of Cat:

"And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!"

[JediBendu]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif :exclamation:

'Here's where the fun begins'

[Winston_Sith]

"You are Annie! It is you! Ya sure sprouted! Weehoo! A Jedi! Whadda ya know?" Watto AotC

[JediBendu]

"Not bad for a fur ball"

[Javen]

What do you mean naked? My parts are showing!! Oh my goodness.

-C-3PO, TPM

[DarthLestat]

"The main entrance appears to be the only way in or out"

[bodhisattva yoda]

masochistic han: "punch it!"

[JediBendu]

Lando = "a little higher! a little higher!"

[JediBendu]

Obi - 'I'm too old for this sort of thing'

[jawajedi]

Leia: Get into the garbage chute, flyboy.

[Winston_Sith]

"Well, waddya know... I ain't seen one of these since I was prospecting on Subterrel beyond the Outer Rim!" Dex AotC

[Javen]

Move him into position.

Jabba,ROTJ

[Winston_Sith]

"Anakin, my long range transmitter has been knocked out." O-B Kenobi AotC

[JediBendu]

Negative, negative. It didn't go in.

[Javen]

The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands.

Darth Vader,ANH

[jawajedi]

Leia: Governor Tarkin, I should have expected to find you holding Vader's leash.

Sounds a little kinky to me.

[Justin]

That was a good one, but a lot of these really don't suggest much inuendo.

And please, it's just wrong to take something a nine-year-old kid says and twist it into something dirty.

[Javen]

Sorry to disappoint oh Holy Justin

[Queen 'Onna]

Originally posted by Justin@July 20 2002 - 18:31
And please, it's just wrong to take something a nine-year-old kid says and twist it into something dirty.
That's the point of it.

So I gess you don't like "Kister right I will this time" style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[Justin]

Here's another one:

"I can't...it's too big..."

[Winston_Sith]

Obi-Wan: Very impressive.
Lama Su: I hoped you would be pleased. Clones can think creatively. You'll find that they are immensly superior to droids.

[Winston_Sith]

"I will be most grateful for your speed, Master Jedi" Padme AotC

[Javen]

BEN: This little one isn't worth the effort. Come let me buy you

something...

ANH

[JediBendu]

"Then we'll do it real quiet like" - Han

[Winston_Sith]

"Sir, Luke here is the best bush pilot in the Outer Rim territories!" Biggs ANH

[JediBendu]

Jabba from ANH, Spec Ed

"Han my boy, you're the best"

[Winston_Sith]

Originally posted by JediBendu@July 22 2002 - 22:37

"When you came in here, didn't you have a plan for getting out?" Leia ANH

[JediBendu]

ack - duplicate
mmm

"This is our most desperate hour" - leia



Hey Winston_Sith - have you noticed we seem to be really perverted when it comes to Star Wars *style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko.gif

[Mann]

"what if he doesn't surive, he's worth alot to me!"
-Boba Fett TESB

[Mann]

"There'll be no one to stop us this time!"

[Mann]

"Judge me by my size, do you?"
Yoda TESB

[Winston_Sith]

Originally posted by JediBendu@July 23 2002 - 23:16
Hey Winston_Sith - have you noticed we seem to be really perverted when it comes to Star Wars *style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko.gif
Yeah. It's kinda scary, isn't it?

"I'm not going in there with two Jedi! Send the droid..." Rune Haako TPM

[Javen]

Back door, huh? Good idea

Han,ROTJ



I will never look at Star Wars the same now everytime I hear these lines I will think of differently.Thanks Everybody lol

[Winston_Sith]

Originally posted by Javen@July 26 2002 - 16:49
I will never look at Star Wars the same now everytime I hear these lines I will think of differently.Thanks Everybody lol
I'm glad I'll have a few years to put this thread behind me (snicker) before I see Episode III...

"Anakin, I can't take Dooku alone. I need you." Obi AotC

[JediBendu]

'This baby's got a few surprises left, sweetheart' - Han, esb

[Mann]

Come on baby hold together!

[Winston_Sith]

My favorite:

"Much to learn, you still have."

[happyjedi]

"beam me up scotty"

ohhhh wait that`s from a different movie! *???

well how about this one-

"here goes nothing" /ROTJ

one more-

"not bad for a little furball" /ROTJ

[Angel Starmaster]

The word's no man wants to hear...

"Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?" ~Leia- ANH

That's an Ego-buster right there. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/cry.gif

And then,

"I've been waiting a long time for this Solo," (translated from Rodian of course)
Han's Oh-so-casual reply, "Yeah, I bet you have."

[Winston_Sith]

"These Federation types are cowards. The negotiations will be short."

[JediBendu]

Originally posted by Angel Starmaster@July 27 2002 - 04:01
The word's no man wants to hear...
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as a duplication:

Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmmm?


luke, anh (on binders):
"Ok, now I'm going to put these on you"..."Ok, Han you put these on"

[Winston_Sith]

"Right now I feel like I could take on the whole Empire myself." Dack TESB

[Queen 'Onna]

Originally posted by JediBendu@July 28 2002 - 01:42
Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmmm?
I like that.That's good.

[Winston_Sith]

Leia: Would it help if I got out and pushed?
Han: It might.

TESB

[Seanakin]

"Sebulba flashed me with his vents"

OR

"One more direct hit on the back quarter and we're done for!"

[JediBendu]

'There coming in too fast' - luke, anh

[Winston_Sith]

"That was one in a million!!!" Han ANH

[bodhisattva yoda]

now people are really beginning to stretch it. (no pun intended, sickos).

just how old are we?

[Queen 'Onna]

"He has special powers."
Qui-Gon:TPM

[Winston_Sith]

Originally posted by bodhisattva yoda@July 29 2002 - 11:58
now people are really beginning to stretch it. (no pun intended, sickos).
That reminds me:

"Stretch out with your feelings!"

[Phantomised Menace]

"Come on Han old buddy don't let me down"
"I'm sorry but they came just before you did..."
"Someone must have told them about my little manouver in Tanaab"

-Lando
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[Winston_Sith]

"Wow! That got him!!!" Wedge TESB

[Rinc]

Originally posted by Phantomised Menace@July 29 2002 - 18:02
"I'm sorry but they came just before you did..."
What a brilliant line.

[happyjedi]

"i don`t care what universe you`re from, that`s got to hurt" /TPM


"A communications disruption could mean only one thing: invasion." /TPM

[Winston_Sith]

Originally posted by Rinc+July 30 2002 - 17:54--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Rinc @ July 30 2002 - 17:54)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Phantomised Menace@July 29 2002 - 18:02
"I'm sorry but they came just before you did..."
What a brilliant line.[/b][/quote]
I totally agree. LOL

"You have been well trained, my young apprentice. The Jedi will be no match for you." D Sidious TPM

(Is that a repeat? Anyone?)

[JediBendu]

<don't think that was a duplicate>

"R2D2, you know better to trust a strange a computer"
- c3p0, esb


<interesting visual image isn't it>

[Blizzard]

bodhisattva yoda, please stop insulting people and either play or stay out of the thread. When someone posts...

"Your thoughts dwell on your mother."

...you can call them a sicko. :hehe:

[darthwicker]

'It looks like you boys have seen a lot of action' - Luke - ANH

[darthwicker]

'I guess you're too small to run away on me if I take this off' - Luke - ANH

[happyjedi]

Your thoughts dwell on your mother."

which film is this from?

[darthwicker]

' He has too much of his father in him ' - Beru - ANH

[darthwicker]

' Boy, am I gonna get it ' - Luke - ANH

[darthwicker]

' It surrounds us and penetrates us ' - Ben - ANH

[Winston_Sith]

"Our cruisers can't repel firepower of that magnatude!" Adm. Ackbar ROTJ

[JediBendu]

"I'm going in closer to one of the big ones" - han, esb

[Winston_Sith]

"You'll find I'm full of surprises!" Luke TESB

[maddog62]

Leia, is my sister. I stuck my tounge in my sister. Was not half bad. Did I just say that out loud? :devil:

[Winston_Sith]

Originally posted by maddog62@July 31 2002 - 15:54

"Short help's better than no help at all." Han ROTJ

[Blizzard]

maddog62, that is not a SW quote.

"This is tense"
~Ani in TPM

[Blizzard]

Originally posted by happyjedi@July 31 2002 - 00:30
Your thoughts dwell on your mother."

which film is this from?
~~Ki-Adi Mundi to Anakin, TPM

[Queen 'Onna]

"I can't belive he's gone."

Luke:ANH

[happyjedi]

obi-wan: "Just relax, concentrate."

annakin: "What about Padme?"

obi-wan: "She seems to be on top of things."

AOTC

[Handothrawn]

"If Master Obi-Wan caught me doing this, he'd be very grumpy."

[Winston_Sith]

Dexter Jettster: These Kaminoans keep to themselves. They're cloners. Damned good ones, too.

Obi-Wan: Cloners? Are they friendly?

Dexter Jettster: It depends.

Obi-Wan: On what, Dex?

DEXTER grins.

Dexter Jettster: On how good your manners are... how big your pocketbook is...

"Cloners", huh? Yeah, right... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[maddog62]

Mark Hamill in the making of ESB: Ever since this car acident I can't stop looking at Harrisons butt.

[JediBendu]

'Here me baby, hold together' - han, anh

[jedi.master_ennasus]

Yoda to Luke:
[QUOTE] The tree. Remember you're failure at the tree! Heh?
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[JediBendu]

'This oil bath is going to feel sooo good!" - c3p0, anh

[Winston_Sith]

"We could be stuck here for a very long time." Obi-Wan Kenobi TPM

[JediBendu]

'..you server your master well, and you shall be rewarded' - luke, roj

[Winston_Sith]

"She covered the cameras. I don't think she liked me watching her." Anakin AOTC

Q: Does that one even count as "innuendo"? Seems pretty blatant to me... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/scratchchin.gif

JediBendu: Your picture/caption is hillarious! Creepy, but hilarious!

[JediBendu]

Originally posted by Winston_Sith@Aug. 04 2002 - 02:53
JediBendu: Your picture/caption is hillarious! Creepy, but hilarious!
ya - thought you might like it.

was going to have:

'Now show me what a big walking carpet can do...'
or
'Wow, you really did need a good kiss!'
or
'Growwwlllll for me like ony you can'
or
'You want to do what with my slave girl outfit?!?'
or
'I knew there was MORE to you than just fur'
or
'Are you kidding?! There's no way I can do that with a hydrospanner!'
or
'Are you kidding?! Of course I've done that with a hydrospanner!' :0

[JediBendu]

"Feeling alright sir?"
"Just like new, Dack. How about you?"
"Right now I feel like I can take on the whole Empire myself"
"I know what you mean..."

luke and dack, esb


[viagra star wars style] :saber: :0

[Queen 'Onna]

"He's come for me.I can fill him."


Luke,ROTJ

[Winston_Sith]

"I have you now." Vader ANH

[Winston_Sith]

Originally posted by JediBendu@Aug. 04 2002 - 08:04
was going to have:

'Now show me what a big walking carpet can do...'
or
'Wow, you really did need a good kiss!'
or
'Growwwlllll for me like ony you can'
or
'You want to do what with my slave girl outfit?!?'
or
'I knew there was MORE to you than just fur'
or
'Are you kidding?! There's no way I can do that with a hydrospanner!'
or
'Are you kidding?! Of course I've done that with a hydrospanner!' *:0
How about:

"I'll always let YOU win, babe..."
or
"You can take your... thing into my detention block, anytime... "

[JediBendu]

"You can take your... thing into my detention block, anytime... "

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif :lol: :lol:


'So, let me take you round the back, 'n you'll find what you need' - wato, phantom

[Winston_Sith]

"Hang on back there!" Luke ANH

[JediBendu]

'Get clear Wedge. You can't do much good back there' - luke, anh


[ok - your's was the inspiration ;) ]

[Obi-Stu]

"No, This goes here, that one goes there."

[bodhisattva yoda]

and i thought they smelled bad on the outside.

[bodhisattva yoda]

crap. someone already used that one. this thread is dead.

[Winston_Sith]

"Quickly... they're on the move." Obi-Wan

[JediBendu]

crap. someone already used that one. this thread is dead.

this thread isn't dead until EVERY line is used in some perverted manner :p


'It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port' - dodonna, anh

[Winston_Sith]

Originally posted by JediBendu@Aug. 06 2002 - 18:25
this thread isn't dead until EVERY line is used in some perverted manner *style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif
I like your thinking. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

"That's two you owe me." Han TESB

[Obi-Stu]

" you, like your father, are now mine."

[Winston_Sith]

Taun We: Master Jedi, so good to see you... The Prime Minister expects you.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: I'm expected?
Taun We: Of course! After all these years, we were beginning to think you weren't coming. Now please, this way!

[Obi-Stu]

"Mind tricks don't work on me, only money"

[Winston_Sith]

"Imperial troops have entered the base. Imperial troops have entered the... <static>"

[obi1kenobi]

"Just hold 'em off for a few more seconds" Death Star raid, ANH style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/eh.gif

[JediBendu]

'He's as clumsy as he is stupid' - vader, esb

[don't you just hate satin sheets]

[Obi-Stu]

"Don't centre on your anxieties, Obi-Wan"

[JediBendu]

'All to easy' - vader, esb

[Winston_Sith]

Originally posted by Obi-Stu@Aug. 08 2002 - 01:47
"Don't centre on your anxieties, Obi-Wan"
"...keep your concentration here and now, where it belongs."
"But Master Yoda says to be mindful of the future..."
"But not at the expense of the Moment. Be mindful of the Living Force, my young Padawan."
"Yes, Master."

[Redsabre]

Hmmm . . . always lines that could be taken the wrong way, there are.
Some that I've thought of lately:

Now I am the master. Vader to Obi-Wan in ANH.

You're lucky you don't taste very good. Luke to R2 in ESB

I merely commented that it was freezing in the Princess's chamber. 3PO to R2, ESB

Come! Good food! Yoda, ESB

[Seanakin]

Two lines, so close together, yet not yet brought up here:

"Oh, no...we'll NEVER get it out now!"

AND

"Master, moving stones around is one thing, this is...totally different!"

[JediBendu]

'So sure are you. Always with you it cannot be done' - yoda, esb


[why have I heard that before]

[Winston_Sith]

Originally posted by JediBendu@Aug. 12 2002 - 18:26

"We'd best leave the street, your Highness" Qui-Gon TPM

[Winston_Sith]

Originally posted by Winston_Sith@Aug. 12 2002 - 20:15

"Jammed? How could they be jamming us if they didn't know... we're coming." Lando ROTJ

[Winston_Sith]

Originally posted by Winston_Sith@Aug. 12 2002 - 20:36

"You look strong enough to pull the ears off a Gundark" Han TESB

[Obi-Stu]

"I have no need for protocol droid..."

[Winston_Sith]

"Deyssa settin' youssa up. Da planet core? Badbombin'..." Jar Jar TPM

[Obi-Stu]

"Take her...I mean it...I mean she used to be yours..."

[Winston_Sith]

"Process them." Gunray TPM

[JediBendu]

'How are we going to dry out all her clothes? I really don't know.' - c3p0, esb

[Winston_Sith]

Originally posted by JediBendu@Aug. 15 2002 - 03:04

"You call this diplomacy?"
"No, I call it agressive negotiations."

I've lost track... and I don't have the patience to go back and look through all those pages... has somebody already used that one?

[Winston_Sith]

Originally posted by bodhisattva yoda@July 12 2002 - 21:57
i have FELT him.
"Strange I have not. I wonder if your feelings on this matter are clear, Lord Vader."

[obi1kenobi]

Chewie: Rwoaaaaagh style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/eh.gif

[obi1kenobi]

No, wait, I got a better one, which I just pinched from the Star Wars quote game thread, are ya ready, this one's a killer, okay here goes:

LUKE: Han, can you REACH my LIGHTSABER...

Ha Ha Ha Ha, Lightsaber! Geddit?! Man that Luke and his innuendos, get me every time :roll:

[Obi-Stu]

"This body is not capable of action..."
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Queen Amidala

(Is this correct? not sure)

I've lost track... and I don't have the patience to go back and look through all those pages... has somebody already used that one?

Me Too

[Winston_Sith]

Originally posted by Obi-Stu@Aug. 15 2002 - 08:37
"This body is not capable of action..."
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Queen Amidala

(Is this correct? not sure)

I think so. She also says (something like):

"It is clear to me the Republic no longer functions."

[Winston_Sith]

"At last, we are getting ree-zultss..."

[JediBendu]

'I warn you Viceroy, the Federation has gone too far this time' - amidala, phantom

[Winston_Sith]

"This isn't how it's *supposed to be! Jango, finish her off!" Gunray AOTC

[JediBendu]

'Are you an angel?' - padme, phantom


[no I'm a Sith Witch hell bent on corrupting your sweet little 10 year old behind]

[JediBendu]

'Evacuate in our moment of triumph?!' - tarkin, anh


[ok, that was gross :crazy: ]

[Tovor]

From the ANH novel intro:
"...The ambitious senator Palpatine, aided and abetted by ruthless, power hungry individuals within the government, and the massive organs of commerce, caused himself to be elected president of the Republic..."

[Tovor]

It took me a second or two to style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/scratchchin.gif understand the joke in your quote, JediBendu, and all I can say is 2 things. *You have to think of the medical phrasing to get the reference, and LOL! *:roll:

[Winston_Sith]

"I want that ship." Vader TESB

[JediBendu]

'I'm endangering the mission, I shouldn't have come.' - luke, esb

[Obi-Stu]

"Come here little friend, don't be afraid."
Ben Kenobi - ANH

[Handothrawn]

"Judge me by my size, do you?"

[Winston_Sith]

"I knew there was more to you than money!" Leia ANH

[Jedi_Zachaa]

Heyyy.... point that thing somewhere else!!!

[Winston_Sith]

Originally posted by Jedi_Zachaa@Aug. 16 2002 - 12:29

"That little human being is out-of-his-mind!!!" The Greg Proops half of that two-headed announcer guy TPM

[JediBendu]

'My father has it, I have it, my sister has it.' - luke, roj


[ya - but what?]

[Winston_Sith]

"Hurry up, will ya? I don't have all day." Han *ROTJ

[Ferarri pit droid]

"Bring my Shutlle"......original ESB version

[Winston_Sith]

"It will be difficult to secure your release." Count Dooku AOTC

[...Now, I don't know *what that means... but it sounds really icky...]

[JediBendu]

'We're starting for the target shaft now' - gold leader, anh

[Winston_Sith]

"The Emperor is coming here?" Moff Jerjerrod ROTJ

[Obi-Stu]

"I will make it legal"

[Obi-Stu]

"...There're up for sale if you want them..."
Ben Kenobi - ANH

[Brian]

Kind of Star Wars innuendo, but more like Star Wars taboo:

Read a sick article about Yoda written by Tony Waltman at TheOnion.com.

If you have ever thought about this, shame on you!

Click here for the article..... (http://www.theonion.com/onion3829/yodas_*****.html) style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/skullwink.gif

[Winston_Sith]

"Do some-ting!!!" Jar Jar TPM

[Winston_Sith]

"It'll be just like Beggar's Canyon back home." Luke ANH

[Obi-Stu]

"You won't be needing those..."
The emperor, ROTJ

[Winston_Sith]

"Now, your Highness, we will discuss the location of the hidden rebel base..." Vader ANH

[What if the 'hidden rebel base' = the mythological 'g-spot'? Hmmmm.]

[Obi-Stu]

"...That will do nicely..."
* * * * * * * *
* * * * * * *Han Solo


Nice one, Winston

[JediBendu]

"Now, your Highness, we will discuss the location of the hidden rebel base..." Vader ANH

lol!

'I'm ready for anything' - luke, anh

(that could be a duplicate)

[Winston_Sith]

Originally posted by Obi-Stu@Aug. 22 2002 - 01:26
Nice one, Winston
LOL I wonder if I will ever get tired of this game.

"You needn't worry about your reward, Captain. If money is what you love... that's what you will receive." Leia ANH

[Sounds like Leia has some major issues regarding her unrequited love for a jigolo, as well as a nautical fetish; I mean, she calls the guy "Captain".]

[Obi-Stu]

I wonder if I will ever get tired of this game.


The more I watch Star Wars, the more I find.

"Your Father wanted you have this, when you were old enough..."

Old enough for what?????

[JediBendu]

'Queen Amidala is young and naive. You will find controlling her will not be difficult.' - sidious, phantom

[Winston_Sith]

"Wait! Turn around, you wooly..." C-3P0 TESB

[JediBendu]

'You see Lord Vader, she can be reasonable' - tarkin, anh

[Obi-Stu]

"I've got to rest, before I fall apart..."
C3PO - ANH

[Handothrawn]

"I don't like this."
"Well what would you like?"


"...It surrounds us and penetrates us, and binds the galaxy together."


"Short help's better than no help."

[Winston_Sith]

"BIG GOOBER-FISH!!!" Jar Jar Binks TPM

[Obi-Stu]

"Now lets Blow this thing and go home..."
Han - ANH

[Darth Vegas]

"I am your father"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I know there's still good in him".

[Darth Vegas]

"You should not have come back".

[Darth Vegas]

"He says that there's a secret entrance on the other side of the ridge".

[Obi-Stu]

"Oh, he says it's nothing sir, mearly a malfunction..."
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
C3PO - ANH

[JediBendu]

'3p0, you tell that that slimy piece of worm-ridden filth he'll get no such pleasure us!' - han, roj

[Winston_Sith]

"I'm afraid our furry companion has gone and done something rather rash." C-3P0 ROTJ

[Winston_Sith]

"You've taken your first step into a *larger world." Ben ANH

[Winston_Sith]

"This is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them."

[But two of *what?]

[Handothrawn]

"I don't want this stunted slime in my sight again."

[Winston_Sith]

"I saw your laser-sword." Anni TPM

[Obi-Stu]

"Will this never end?"

C3PO - ANH

[Winston_Sith]

"I hope the old man managed to knock out that tractor beam..." Han ANH

[Winston_Sith]

This may need a bit of a set-up:

OK, imagine if you will, that a SQUAD of sex-starved STORMTROOPERS are on TATOOINE on weekend leave, scouring the desert on a motley assortment of SPEEDERBIKES and DEWBACKS for any trace of DECENT TAIL they can find on that remote, desolate world located in the OUTER RIM TERRITORIES of the EMPIRE.

Unfortunately, they seem to be unable to locate anything of the kind.

Finally, when their search appears futile, they reluctantly begin to prepare for their return to the STAR DESTROYER in orbit above the DESERT PLANET.

Suddenly, though, there is a glimmer, as of metal hit by sunlight on the horizon, and a new option, driven by complete desperation, is realized:

STORMTROOPER: "Look, sir... 'droids."

[JediBendu]

I bow to the master - LOL! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif :exclamation:

[Winston_Sith]

Originally posted by JediBendu@Aug. 29 2002 - 02:20
I bow to the master - LOL! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif *style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/exclamation.gif
Meesa? :look:

I'm just a pervo with too much time on his hands trying to *make his way in the universe. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

"The boy has exceptional skills." Mace Windu

[Darth Opinionated]

"Plug him in, he should be able to interpret the entire network".

[Darth Opinionated]

C-3P0 to R2 in ESB - "I didn't ask you to TURN ON the thermal heater. I merely commented that it was freezing in the princess's chamber".

[Winston_Sith]

"Oooh... ahhh... oooh... ahhh... oooh... ahhh..." That two-headed announcer guy, TPM.

[Darth Opinionated]

"Obi-Wan Kenobi, Obi-Wan, I haven't gone by that name since oh before you were born. Which reminds me, your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough....."

[Darth Opinionated]

"Your thoughts betray you, your feelings for them are strong, especially for, sister..."

[Darth Opinionated]

"Burry your feelings deep down Luke, they do you credit, but they could be made to serve the Emporer".

[Darth Opinionated]

Obi-Wan:"I don't think you boy's can help, I must go alone".

Han: "Whatever you say I've done more than I bargained for on this trip already".

Luke: "I want to go with you".

Obi-Wan: "Be paitient Luke you must see that these droids be delivered safely or else more star systems will suffer the same fate as Alderaan. Your destiny lies upon a different path from mine. The force will be with you, always".

[Darth Opinionated]

"If they don't go for this, were gonna have to get out of here pretty fast Chewie".

[Darth Opinionated]

"No lightspeed"?


"It's not my fault".

[Darth Opinionated]

Obi-Wan to Luke: "Luke, you will go to the Dagobah system. There you will learn from Yoda, the Jedi Master who instructed me".


Later on Dagobah, Yoda to Luke: "That place be strong, for the Dark Side of the Force, a domain of evil it is, in you must go". style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/y.gif

[Darth Opinionated]

ROTJ throne room-

Palpatine to Luke: "In time, you will call me Master".

Luke: "You're gravely mistaken, you won't convert me as you did my father".

Palpatine: "Oh no my young Jedi, in time you will find that it is you who are mistaken, about a great many things".

[JediBendu]

'Your over confidence is your weakness' - emperor, roj

(especially after a night drinking)

'Your faith in your friends is yours' - luke, roj

(especially when they try and set you up while drinking)