JackBauer24's Ugly Farm

[JackBauer24]

Stolen, er, borrowed from an idea from Sarah-Leia and JMH in the Stud Farm, here is the ugly farm. Given that I'm the ugliest mofo on here, it's only appropriate that I be the one to start this. So go ahead! Post your pictures of ugly people! Men and women alike! The uglier the better!

[JackBauer24]

Okay, to get this started, here's a few pictures of ugly (the last one's for Leone fans!)

[Jedi Master Harrison]

Well here is my offering: some freak boy in a skirt and then the woman who I find amongst the most offensive to look at in the entire world, she brings a new meaning to the phrase 'dog ugly'.

[STar war spUNK]

%#&!%#&!%&#!#&%

OH NO HE DIDN'T!!!!

I <3 VICTORIA BECKHAM!!!!! POSH SPICE <3

[Jedi Master Harrison]

Sorry! My opinion only of course, but she is far too skinny to be healthy and is a bad role model for young women. She also has fake breasts and all she is interested in is shopping. I just don't see much to like.

[Zedekk]

:w00t:omg this will either be a very popular thread or it'll live a short ugly life ending in a violent way... thems some ugly folk there JB24.

[JackBauer24]

The one on the right there is a classic ugly picture.

[Master Magnus]

Oh, this would have been the right thread to post a picture of myself in...

[flo fett]

*waits for Sarah to post a picture of Luke Skywalker*

...it's only a matter of time.

[JackBauer24]

I don't see how he's ugly. Hell, I'm ten times uglier than he is!

[flo fett]

I don't see how he's ugly. Hell, I'm ten times uglier than he is!
I don't think he's ugly but Sarah loathes him :lol:

[JackBauer24]

I wonder why.

[Javen]

I should add pictures of myself here.

[flo fett]

I should add pictures of myself here.
Bad Javen! you should in fact be posting pictures in my Stud farm, you Southern sweetie you. :w00t:

[Jedi Master Harrison]

Picture on left, JMH. Picture on right, a horse. :rofl:

[Zedekk]

^I... I can't tell the difference... :giveup:

[Jedi Master Harrison]

And here's a picture of TFE! :rofl: I really want Salacious to post in this thread, as he always insists he has been spanked with the ugly stick. :lol:

[Salacious Crumb]

And here's a picture of TFE! :rofl: I really want Salacious to post in this thread, as he always insists he has been spanked with the ugly stick. :lol:

^I knew my past indiscretions would come back to haunt me. I told you before I was very drunk and lonely!

You've seen my picture, look at my avatar mate.

Did I ever tell you, when I was born, I was so ugly my 'natural' Mother bonded with the after birth more than me and I was thrown in the medical waste :( So much for having a face only a Mother could love :( I need a hug now!

[Zedekk]

:grouphug:for all the ugly

[Blizzard]

I won the Miss Ugly pageant!

[Jedi Master Harrison]

^ :lol:

[Tovor]

Yeeks.

[STar war spUNK]

disgusting creature. it was painful having to search for a picture of this... thing.

[JackBauer24]

Yeeks.

Talk about a butterface...

disgusting creature. it was painful having to search for a picture of this... thing.

Hey, I think she's hot.

[Jedi Master Harrison]

I think she's quite tidy too!

[JackBauer24]

She looks like she'd be fun to spend a night with.

[Zedekk]

I'm glad these uglies are together.

[Krogenar]

http://www.galacticsenate.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=23860&stc=1&d=1187270673

Eli Wallach as "Tuco" from the classic spaghetti western by Sergio Leone, "The Good, The Bad and The Ugly". I'm writing a western of my own called, "The Meek, The Reticent and The Gadabout".

[JackBauer24]

http://www.galacticsenate.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=23860&stc=1&d=1187270673

Eli Wallach as "Tuco" from the classic spaghetti western by Sergio Leone, "The Good, The Bad and The Ugly". I'm writing a western of my own called, "The Meek, The Reticent and The Gadabout".

Okay, to get this started, here's a few pictures of ugly (the last one's for Leone fans!)

:scratchchin:

[Krogenar]

You posted Tuco already!?

:(

[JackBauer24]

Second post of the thread!

[Zedekk]

SANCTUARY!!!

[Sarah-Leia]

Stolen, er, borrowed from an idea from Sarah-Leia and JMH in the Stud Farm, here is the ugly farm. Given that I'm the ugliest mofo on here, it's only appropriate that I be the one to start this. So go ahead! Post your pictures of ugly people! Men and women alike! The uglier the better!

Grrrrr. :mad: You stole my thread!!!

Flo, you were not waiting in vain.

This thread was MY idea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jedi Master Harrison]

^ Ooh, I think he's nice, who's that?! :nahnah:

[JackBauer24]

I'm thinking that JMH could go gay for Mark Hamill.

[Jedi Master Harrison]

^ My part would have to be as wooden as his performance at CE! :rofl:

[JackBauer24]

Isn't it always?

[Blizzard]

^ My part would have to be as wooden as his performance at CE! :rofl:Awww, you got to see him!! I am soooo jealous!!!

[Tovor]

disgusting creature. it was painful having to search for a picture of this... thing.
Sorry Spunky, you know I love your music, and Avril may be a *****, but...

[STar war spUNK]

Sorry Spunky, you know I love your music, and Avril may be a *****, but...

our friendship is officially over!!!

[Tovor]

our friendship is officially over!!!
Even though I had your song playing on my 2nd MySpace profile? :worried:



:crying: x 99,078,856

[Darill Cyllem]

Stolen, er, borrowed from an idea from Sarah-Leia and JMH in the Stud Farm, here is the ugly farm. Given that I'm the ugliest mofo on here, it's only appropriate that I be the one to start this. So go ahead! Post your pictures of ugly people! Men and women alike! The uglier the better!

Well here is my offering: some freak boy in a skirt and then the woman who I find amongst the most offensive to look at in the entire world, she brings a new meaning to the phrase 'dog ugly'.

I don't see how he's ugly. Hell, I'm ten times uglier than he is!

You are NOT ugly! Either of you!
:mad:

[Tovor]

You are NOT ugly! Either of you!
:mad:
Well, at least 2 out of the 3 guys you quoted is. :P

[Darill Cyllem]

Well, at least 2 out of the 3 guys you quoted is. :P
I would like to point out that two of the quotes were from JB24, so i was in fact addressing only two individuals.
Just want to clarify that I am not saying Jackie-Boy and JMH are not ugly while some other schmuck is.

And NO, I am not talking about you, either, Crumb! You aren't ugly either.

And yes, Tov, I get your joke. Am just reiterating my opinion. :)

[Sarah-Leia]

I don't think he's ugly but Sarah loathes him :lol:

He is ugly, yes, I loathe him. To the point of sudden cravings to kill. :mad:
I wonder why.

He's ugly. He's the Ugly Farmboy who belongs in the Ugly Farm.

[JackBauer24]

Er...you REALLY hate him, huh?

[kopernikuz]

Wow... cravings to kill? Um... that's scary.

[JackBauer24]

Hmmm....Sarah Berkowitz?

[STar war spUNK]

OT but jack, you totally just ruined one of my favorite beatles songs. thanks


and um... avril lavigne is still %!#*%#!%* busted.

[JackBauer24]

LOL!

[cj790]

Warning! Ugliness ahead! The kinda face that could stop traffic ;)

And well done JHM for posting VB - what on earth can anyone see in that vacuous plastic shell?

Now am I the only one who thinks that Kate Moss should be in here too?

[Sarah-Leia]

^ Aww, you're not ugly.

Luke is ugly. So is Obi-Wan, and definitely Mace.

And then there's Tom Baker. WHOA! He's ugly.

[Kapit]

By calling Mace ugly, that implies that Samuel L. Jackson is ugly, which means you have committed a cardinal sin.

Also, Ewan or Alec aren't ugly. There are far worse looking people in this world.

[Sarah-Leia]

I know. Jackson is ugly. Ewan is ugly. Alec isn't. *Sniiiiff*

[JackBauer24]

Look, I'm not gay, but Sam Jackson is not ugly.

[Darill Cyllem]

I would also vote to put both Sammy J and all Obi-Wans in the stud farm as opposed to the ugly farm.
CJ as well.

[leiaorgana]

And I support your ^ vote as well!

[Orandhite]

There's an ugly farm? Dammit, I knew there was somewhere more appropriate for me to post my pictures...

[Zedekk]

^LOL

[Master_Kinnon]

Don't be silly, you're all good looking guys.

[Darill Cyllem]

^This is what i've been telling them all along!
Maybe they will listen to MK.

[Orandhite]

Don't be silly, you're all good looking guys.

^This is what i've been telling them all along!
Maybe they will listen to MK.

Me thinks there be some beer-goggle wearing Senators about these parts...

[Darill Cyllem]

So. You think provoking me with claims of your own ugliness will cause me to spout a shower of compliments?

I don't even like beer! :giveup:

[Orandhite]

No, no, what I meant was, when looking at the piccys, you guys must have been drunk - people always look more attractive when one is drunk. ;)

[empire21]

I don't even like beer! :giveup:

:blink:

[Orandhite]

Don't worry Emp, that means there is more for you! :D

[jedimasterElizabeth]

What?!!! Ewan ugly?? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....:banghead:

[Master_Kinnon]

Me thinks there be some beer-goggle wearing Senators about these parts...

Shut your mouth young man! You're a great looking guy, as are all the senators here.

[Orandhite]

You're a great looking guy, as are all the senators here.

Are you suggesting that the girls are guys? I didn't realise this was that type of site...

[Master_Kinnon]

Soooo not gonna go there

[Orandhite]

Very wise. :)

[Zedekk]

Some one said something about Brazil? what?

[JackBauer24]

Boobs?

[Tovor]

Stolen, er, borrowed from an idea from Sarah-Leia and JMH in the Stud Farm, here is the ugly farm. Given that I'm the ugliest mofo on here, it's only appropriate that I be the one to start this. So go ahead! Post your pictures of ugly people! Men and women alike! The uglier the better!
Maybe that's why that guy at work hit you? :P

[Zedekk]

I was adding pictures to the babe threads and didn't want the ugly thread thinking that I was ignoring it so...

[Jedi Master Harrison]

^ I think I pulled that last night. :w00t: :barf: :devil::rofl:

[empire21]

I was adding pictures to the babe threads and didn't want the ugly thread thinking that I was ignoring it so...

You are so getting BANNED! :mad:


You sick :censored: :censored: :censored:.........

[flo fett]

:lol:
But she'd be all soft like a feather bed! You'd sink right in!

*leaves before she is banned*

[Orandhite]

Does anyone have any flour?

* bans himself *

[empire21]

:lol:
But she'd be all soft like a feather bed! You'd sink right in!

*leaves before she is banned*

I could never ban you so I'll give you a spanking or two. :spank:

[Zedekk]

I was adding pictures to the babe threads and didn't want the ugly thread thinking that I was ignoring it so...
I figure, fair is fair. :giveup: we can't always have the beautiful things in life. Don't you think that woman would enjoy some pleasureable company as well. Provided someone could get to it? I'm probably making some people sick again so I'll stop. You all were thinkin' it I'm just sayin' it!!! :devil:









:innocent:







:sleeping:

[Orandhite]

:whip:

[Jedi Master Harrison]

I figure, fair is fair. :giveup: we can't always have the beautiful things in life. Don't you think that woman would enjoy some pleasureable company as well. Provided someone could get to it? I'm probably making some people sick again so I'll stop. You all were thinkin' it I'm just sayin' it!!! :devil:

*Rolls up sleeves* Okay boys, I'm going in.................:w00t: "I may be a while." Echo - "I may be a while." :rofl:

[Greedo Boy]

Yeeks.

This thread is totally biased.

I mean, come on... that is one hot monkey! :giveup:

[JackBauer24]

Okay, here's ugly for you: Baba Booey from the Howard Stern Show

When they did a roast of him about a year ago, my favorite line was "He's either a really ugly man or a really handsome fish."

[Zedekk]

got cake?

[empire21]

Zee, you're going to burn in the depths of hell for that post. :barf:

[Blizzard]

Dang Zee! I told you never to post that picture of me!!! :bop: :nahnah:

[Jedi Master Harrison]

How..........just...........how?

[Orandhite]

Skin sure is stretchy.

[JackBauer24]

Looks like Jabba with hair.

[Horse_Head]

Okay, here's ugly for you: Baba Booey from the Howard Stern Show

When they did a roast of him about a year ago, my favorite line was "He's either a really ugly man or a really handsome fish."
That shot makes him look like the love child of Carol Channing and Gilbert Godfried... :barf:

[JackBauer24]

Wow, can you imagine the voice that a love child from Carol Channing and Gilbert Gottfried would have? Ow!

[Zedekk]

^ :rofl:

[Zach30019]

got cake?


Hey, howed you get a picture of Felixs mom?
(Thats what you get for the Kroger incident Felix! :lol:)

*Apologizes to Felixs mom and runs away before he can get banned*

[bluemilk]

I shall call this thread darwin's ugly stick.

[empire21]

Hey Blue! :wave:

Haven't heard from you in a while.

[Zedekk]

:nahnah:

[Jedi Master Harrison]

Damn Zed! That brings back some horrific memories from Saturday night - I thought I'd got away with that one!

[Zedekk]

There's you problem right there, JMH, you were thinking again.

:cheers:

[Blizzard]

Dang, that chick needs a wax!

[Zedekk]

Dang, that chick needs a wax!
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Jedi Master Harrison]

4.3 outta 10. :(

[Master_Kinnon]

4.3 outta 10. :(

Bollocks - 10 outta 10 :)

[Blizzard]

4.3 outta 10. :bop: :spank: Bad Andy!

:love:

[Tovor]

4.3 outta 10. :(
Bollucks, JMH. You're a good looking guy. If I was a chick, I'd porkroast ya no doubt. :wink:

[empire21]

^ :laughing:

[Orandhite]

4.3 outta 10. :(

Where'd that come from? That Facebook app?

The lighting was all wrong in that photo anyway bro, don't worry about it. :hug:

[Blizzard]

Facebook? What do you care what teenagers think about you?

[Orandhite]

Yeah, that's a much better reason that the one I gave.

[Darill Cyllem]

JMH, you get that photo out of the ugly farm right now!!

Don't make me get a mod to intervene and take it down for you.

[Orandhite]

Yeesh! :ugh: Not only not a pretty picture, but also unable to work a digital camera! :doh:

[Zedekk]

^ OMG It's Lex Luthor!!! :w00t:

[Orandhite]

:glare:

[Darill Cyllem]

Yeesh! :ugh: Not only not a pretty picture, but also unable to work a digital camera! :doh:
Same goes for you, pal! Out of the ugly farm, now!

[Orandhite]

That picture truly belongs here with the uglies in the Ugly Farm.

[empire21]

:rolleyes:

[Orandhite]

Hey, that was my bestest Star Wars quote that I could think of!

[Sarah-Leia]

Let me dig out something ugly...

[Zedekk]

Let me dig out something ugly...
AAAHHhhh! Bury it! Put it back in the ground where it belongs!!!!! :laughing:

[empire21]

Let me dig out something ugly...

Who or what is that? :ugh:

[Solo]

Let me dig out something ugly...

How can someone have hair like that?

[Sarah-Leia]

AAAHHhhh! Bury it! Put it back in the ground where it belongs!!!!! :laughing:

Who or what is that? :ugh:

Tom Baker.

How can someone have hair like that?

Ee, I dunno.

More ugly, possibly uglier.

More ugly than could possibly be handled - have a paramedic on hand, folks.

[Jedi Master Harrison]

I'm fed up of people being mean about my Dad! :mad: :laughing:

[Orandhite]

At least you know who your Dad is.

[Jedi Master Harrison]

I still think your Dad is Peter Beardsley.

[Orandhite]

Closer, but I reckon it's Sloth.

[Zedekk]

:rofl:
*dies of laughter*

[Orandhite]

* gets a nurse for Zed *

[Zedekk]

:rofl::rofl:
*has a stroke and double dies of laughter!*

[Miasmo]

:rose:

[RollaFett]

And the lovechild of Jabba and Kit Fisto makes her grand entrance.

[Blizzard]

OMG I so need to use that as my picture on Yahoo! :rofl:

[Darill Cyllem]

And the lovechild of Jabba and Kit Fisto makes her grand entrance.
That's totally what that is :ugh:

[Jedi Master Harrison]

:rose:

I've had worse.

[Tovor]

And the lovechild of Jabba and Kit Fisto makes her grand entrance.
:laughing:

[Sarah-Leia]

Gross, re the Kit/Jabba thing. Disgusting.

Anyway, here's more ugly than you'd fine on Andrew Harrison's FaceBook (I'm just joking, Moo, you're absolutely gorgeous to me):

[empire21]

I've had worse.

:rofl:

[Obidobi]

Another ugly person....

[Blizzard]

Dobi!!!!! You are too adorable! Out! Now!

*pounces on the Dobers* LOVE the orange shirt! :peck:

[leiaorgana]

Another ugly person....

you wish! not a chance!

Dobi!!!!! You are too adorable! Out! Now!

*pounces on the Dobers* LOVE the orange shirt! :peck:

To Blizzee you listen :superhappy:

[Obidobi]

You guys are just halusinating... I put a spell on you with the pink side of the force...
This is how I really look like....:laughing:

[Solo]

^:thud:

I just couldn't click on that thumbnail and look at the large one.

[Blizzard]

I can't either. The smaller one is scary enough.

[JackBauer24]

I wanna see that guy go to the airport and try to clear the metal detector.

[Solo]

^Could you please remove metal objects on you and put them in this truck please.

[Blizzard]

I wanna see that guy go to the airport and try to clear the metal detector.That reminds me of the story on AOL this morning about the woman who was forced to remove her nipple piercings with a pliers in order to board an airplane!

http://news.aol.com/story/_a/flier-blasts-tsa-over-piercings-removal/20080327192709990001

What is this world coming to??? :wink:

Sorry I have no ugliness to share today. I am just too ugly for photos.

[Solo]

Do you know what happened in Istanbul International Airport some years ago?

I guess it was right after the 9/11. A lady was going to Europe on a transit flight from an Asian country. She passed the metal detector and she was asked to remove all metal objects on her. She removed everything except piercings. Detector signalled again. Since everyone was on red alert because of the attacks. Lady was escorted to a room, so she could be searched by a female officer. Do you know what happened next? The lady was carrying more than 5 kg of heroin wrapped around various parts of her body. She could have just passed with all those drugs and boarded the plane, if she wasn't stopped because of all the piercings.

[Blizzard]

Yeah, after 9/11 looking for drugs seem to have fallen off the important list.

I really hope a mod doesn't see how off topic we are getting. :wink:

[Zedekk]

speaking of off topic when did JMH become a Mod? :w00t: Congrats!

[Jedi Master Harrison]

Cheers buddy, I shall now lock this thread and ban you all for being so off topic. :nahnah: DC, Solo & Kapit also deserve your congratulations. :)

[Blizzard]

speaking of off topic when did JMH become a Mod? :w00t: Congrats!He was first, then came the others. Haven't you been paying attention.

[Solo]

Now we are really off-topic.:nahnah:

[Zedekk]

Cheers buddy, I shall now lock this thread and ban you all for being so off topic. :nahnah: DC, Solo & Kapit also deserve your congratulations. :)
WOW holy crap! clearly I have NOT been paying attention... :herebeer:for all the new Mods! & :cheers:!!!

[JackBauer24]

He was first, then came the others. Haven't you been paying attention.

JMH came first? Wow, I guess that wouldn't be the first time, huh?

[flo fett]

Oh don't make me hurt you!!!

[Fallen One]

This pic fits here

[Blizzard]

Bad! Bad FO!! That does NOT belong here!

Wait till DC sees, you are in big trouble!!

[Fallen One]

Bad! Bad FO!! That does NOT belong here!

Wait till DC sees, you are in big trouble!! I tend to stay in trouble and I like it. And it does belong in here thats a face only a mother could love:wink:

[flo fett]

This pic fits here
Pffft! What!? that's a handsome face if ever there was one!

[Fallen One]

Pffft! What!? that's a handsome face if ever there was one!I must say I have missed the ladies of GS. You all are to kind or just blind but I will take what I can get though :w00t::wink:

[Obidobi]

He was first, then came the others. Haven't you been paying attention.

Is he the egg or the chicken then?:nahnah:

[Blizzard]

Is he the egg or the chicken then?:nahnah:The egg, definitely!!

[Jedi Master Harrison]

This pic fits here

You're so pretty I saved that! :wink:

[Darill Cyllem]

FO!
You get out of the ugly farm right now!!
Don't make me post you in the stud farm.
:hugs:
It's good to see you in any case, though.
:peck:

[Blizzard]

If this guy can get a spouse, anyone can. :ugh:

[JackBauer24]

My God! What happened, did his daddy :censored: a tree?!

[Blizzard]

Yes, Tree Man is slowly turning into a tree. They are warts that his immune system can't fight off. They found a cure specifically for him, but he refused because he didn't want to lose his job with the circus in Indonesia.

His wife and kids are so proud.

[JackBauer24]

Well, if that circus gig don't work out, I guess he can get a gig as Treebeard in the next Lord of the Rings movie.

[Zedekk]

^ lol thanks Jack, I was thinking it...

[Jedi Master Harrison]

I wonder how easy it is for him to get a shirt on? OMG, he has a missus? WTF is wrong with me! :banghead:

[empire21]

My God! What happened, did his daddy :censored: a tree?! :laughing:

OMG, he has a missus? WTF is wrong with me! :banghead:

Maybe he has a really long "branch".

[Jedi Master Harrison]

^ What's a branch compared to a trunk? :superhappy:

[Darill Cyllem]

I think i read that he and his wife divorced because his circus job couldn't support their kids. He's had some surgery to remove some of the growth; now he can hold a pen and wear flip flops. Poor dear.

[empire21]

He kind of looks like one of them dudes from the second Pirates movie.

[Zedekk]

^:rofl:

[Zedekk]

:shocked:

[Solo]

^:ugh: What happened to him?

[empire21]

This is the ugly farm not the grotesque farm. :barf:

[JackBauer24]

I gotta wonder how that guy finds shoes that fit.

[Darill Cyllem]

I gotta wonder how anyone can let a problem like that get so bad before seeking help about it....