Belgium Does Not Exist

[Tovor]

"Belgium Doesn't Exist!"

or "Land of Sprouts and Chocolate, I Think Not."

(or "België bestaat helemaal niet / La Belgique n'existe pas" for our imaginary friends)

For too long we have been told lies.
http://zapatopi.net/belgium/belgstamp.png
Postal Propaganda: Belgian "Super-man" squints hard to see his non-existent country. No such luck, Baudy.
The existence of the supposed European country of Belgium (http://www.belgium.be/) has been taken as gospel for years by members of the Liberati. It has long been held up as a shining example of Liberal philosophies in action. However, now is the time the truth be known. Belgium doesn't exist.
Belgium is, and has always been, a leftist ruse; a device applied to propagate the Liberal agenda throughout the world (http://www.geocities.com/socialisme_universel/). Hijacking a real country for this use would be difficult at best; the people living there wouldn't stand for it (i.e. the fall of communism.) Thus the idea to invent an imaginary country, insert it into the global consciousness through the perversion of history, and use it as a tool of manipulation was born...

Click for more:
http://zapatopi.net/belgium/?woo



I dated a chick who had gone to medical school in Brussels. Now she's a lawyer. Knew she was lying to me.

So I guess this means you can eat Belgian waffels by the platter and not gain any wieght from it, 'cause the calories are fabrications?

[Kommandant Felix]

It all makes sense now...

[bruciarsi]

So I guess this means you can eat Belgian waffels by the platter and not gain any wieght from it, 'cause the calories are fabrications?

no i think you find to many regular waffels make your arse fat also :nahnah:

[Zedekk]

Have any of you heard that Belgium was recently put up for auction on E-bay? :rofl:

[Tovor]

Anyone buy it?

[Zedekk]

Ironiclly they got some bids and took it down, because it was meant as a political joke...

[Javen]

So Belgium doesn't exist and Pluto isn't a planet? What's next? The sky is not blue? The ocean is really plaid?

[Orandhite]

Aren't colours individual interpretations based on one's vision? So not everyone sees the same colour? So technically, no the sky is not blue. And the ocean is technically colourless, but it is what is in the ocean and the reflective properties of water that make it appear to have a colour.

[Javen]

Yes, I know this. I was just being sarcastic.

[Orandhite]

Yes, I know this. I was just being naughty.

[Zedekk]

yes I know... nevermind it got old too fast.

[Orandhite]

One of my work colleagues is Belgian. He is IMing me but is nowhere to be seen. I wonder if he is the Belgian equivalent of a Force ghost...?

[Javen]

Maybe he is inside the Bermuda triangle.

[Zedekk]

great now Javen's trying to kill belgium through this thread...

[ForceFlow]

I'm way confused Belgium does not exist or is this a Joke?

[Marko Ragnos]

Hey! My great great grandpa's from Belgium!

[Zedekk]

... I guess that means.. part of you doesn't exist?:giveup:

[Orandhite]

What the hell is this thread actually about? Does anyone remember?

[Javen]

Didn't I say it was confusing like a page ago? (Die thread! Die!)

[Orandhite]

Alright! Calm down! Hmph. :nahnah:

This isn't the Thread Killa game is it...? :scratchchin:

[Zedekk]

What the hell is this thread actually about? Does anyone remember?

Didn't I say it was confusing like a page ago? (Die thread! Die!)
this thread hasn't reached page 1 yet. and its disputing the fact that Belgium as a nation exists.

[Orandhite]

For me it is page 3.

And I was being sarcastic. The title of the thread was sufficient for me to understand what it is about. My sarcasm has been lost and therefore...I feel like a fool. :(

And Belgium does exist, it is just monochromatic.

[Tovor]

this thread hasn't reached page 1 yet. and its disputing the fact that Belgium as a nation exists.
It hasn't reached page 1 yet, you say? :confused: Isn't the first page of a thread commonly page 1? Maybe I was misinformed. :scratchchin:

[Saranac]

Technically it's not page 1 if theres no page 2. It's very theoretical, it exists merely as a thread until it makes that leap towards pageness. Also tover is a ninny, thank you for your time.

[Javen]

come on, you all should know I was just being sarcastic too. I know Belgium doesn't exist, except for Belgian waffles.

[Orandhite]

And Belgian chocolate. And Belgium beer maybe?

[Javen]

There's Belgium beer?

[Orandhite]

I think so. One of my colleagues "apparently" went to Belgium and said the local beer there was good.

[Jedi Master Harrison]

Insult Belgium all you want, but NEVER insult Belgian beer, on average it is the strongest of any country in the world and thus deserves some respect! :bow:

[Tovor]

If this is true:
EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG
...then so is this:
Insult Belgium all you want, but NEVER insult Belgian beer, on average it is the strongest of any country in the world and thus deserves some respect! :bow:<!-- / sig -->

[Orandhite]

But then so is the point you are making, thus rendering it true again.

[Zedekk]

...:giveup:

[Orandhite]

Ha ha!

[Jedi Master Elad Kenobi]

I killed the thread. I own up.