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Tovor
07-11-2007, 03:35 PM
Don't you hate being the last person to have posted in a dead thread, feeling like you killed the thread with a bad post or something? Well, in this thread we're turning the tables and making that the object of the game...to be the last person to post in this thread. In this thread you WANT to be the last person, because the last person controls the thread, owns the thread, rules the thread, wins the thread, etc.

It may seem silly, but trust me, they did this on another board I post at, and the game has been going strong for three years and counting! Go figure!




Whaddeva...the thread is mine, you fools! I'm the last person and I've won even as the game first began! I rock! I rule! :happydance:

Jedi Master Harrison
07-11-2007, 07:21 PM
Kiss my butt. :peck::nahnah:

Tovor
07-11-2007, 07:30 PM
Kiss mine...I'll kiss Flo Fett's.

Now get out of MY thread!

Jedi Master Harrison
07-11-2007, 07:31 PM
Old fool! :nahnah:

Horse_Head
07-11-2007, 08:57 PM
The Thread is Dead!! Long Live the Thread!!

Tovor
07-11-2007, 09:19 PM
Your powers are weak, old man.


I'm last, the thread is mine.

Slick
07-11-2007, 09:45 PM
Not at the moment are you last. I am.

Tovor
07-11-2007, 10:05 PM
So certain are you?

Momin327
07-11-2007, 10:12 PM
In your face, space coyotes!

Slick
07-11-2007, 10:35 PM
Post and a watermelon will somehow find its way into your colon!

Tovor
07-11-2007, 10:37 PM
Oh brother...Momin found the Last Person thread. That boy is gonna be some serious competition here. :lol:



Nevertheless, the thread is MINE!

Momin327
07-11-2007, 10:40 PM
Bull, whasn't this thread done eons ago?

Slick
07-11-2007, 10:55 PM
Apparently not.

Horse_Head
07-11-2007, 11:11 PM
Thread heads are Dead heads...

Slick
07-11-2007, 11:16 PM
One must wonder... what is the meaning of the number blue....?

Horse_Head
07-11-2007, 11:47 PM
Bah!

Tovor
07-12-2007, 12:03 AM
What is this? I'm out of it for a little while, and everybody has delusions of being the last person?


Balls!

Kapit
07-12-2007, 04:01 AM
Keep dreaming, Mr. Tovor. The last word will always be mine! MINE!

Solo
07-12-2007, 06:19 AM
The thread is mine. I killed it.

Horse_Head
07-12-2007, 12:32 PM
If you killed it, then YOU clean it up.

Javen
07-12-2007, 12:48 PM
The thread killa will win. aka The thread killa

Horse_Head
07-12-2007, 01:18 PM
This is the thread... The thread's dead.

Kapit
07-12-2007, 01:40 PM
The thread will only die when I say it's allowed to

Slick
07-12-2007, 05:00 PM
The thread can die..... now!

Kapit
07-12-2007, 05:08 PM
You mean right now.

Javen
07-12-2007, 07:00 PM
You can stab it with the steely knives but you still can't kill the beast.

Tovor
07-12-2007, 07:09 PM
The thread lord giveth, and the thread lord taketh away...

The thread is mine, Samwise, mine!

Javen
07-12-2007, 07:49 PM
The end of this thread is your weakness.

Tovor
07-12-2007, 09:03 PM
The end of this thread is your weakness.

Your faith in its end is yours.

Slick
07-12-2007, 09:30 PM
Perhaps this will end the thread.

Kapit
07-12-2007, 10:26 PM
This is the end, my only thread, the end....

Tovor
07-12-2007, 11:26 PM
The sun is setting on this thread. The day is over, the thread is done. For a while it was fun, but now it's done. With the sinking of the sun, the thread is done.

Now the rest of you can kiss my bun.

Kapit
07-13-2007, 01:18 AM
And in the end, the thread you take, is equal to the thread you make

Tovor
07-13-2007, 01:35 AM
Your kingship of the thread is naught but fake, so make like a chicken and shake n bake

Kapit
07-13-2007, 02:31 AM
This thread is so over, just like Corey Haim's career

Solo
07-13-2007, 03:01 AM
Yet another thread goes down the drain.

Sarah-Leia
07-13-2007, 04:35 AM
*Bang, bang*

Kapit
07-13-2007, 05:38 AM
Clang clang, Maxwell's Silver Hammer came down, upon this thread

Solo
07-13-2007, 07:36 AM
This answers my question. Thank you.

... and there dies another thread.

Momin327
07-13-2007, 10:52 AM
Should you get drunk at the old flower shop?

Kapit
07-13-2007, 01:11 PM
Kerflayginmavin, this thread is off the chart on the Deathly meter!

Slick
07-14-2007, 09:59 AM
This thread is officially six feet under at my hand.

Kapit
07-14-2007, 02:33 PM
Why only six feet? I'm putting it at least 60 feet down

Horse_Head
07-14-2007, 07:35 PM
Stick a fork in it... it's done.

Tovor
07-14-2007, 08:09 PM
I'll stick a fork in your tucas...the thread is mine!



Mine, you hear? Mine! Done, over and out, finito!

Momin327
07-14-2007, 11:05 PM
Tovor, you failed! I succeed!

Slick
07-14-2007, 11:54 PM
[sound effect of bomb dropping] BOOM! It's dead now.

Tovor
07-15-2007, 12:58 AM
Oh my goodness, Momin changed his avatar, for like the first time in 11 years! Stop the press! Stop the show! Hold the phone! End the thread! I'd better change my underwear!

Blizzard
07-15-2007, 01:28 AM
I am a thread closer. Noobies hate me.

Tovor
07-15-2007, 01:36 AM
Stop right there! I'll hear no more of that talk! Noobes who don't love Blizz are Noobes who don't know Blizz, and a non-friend of Blizz is a non-friend of mine, so I'll be more than happy to show them the door.



But in the meantime, I'm last! Last, I say! Do you hear? I am last! I won! :happydance:

Horse_Head
07-15-2007, 03:31 AM
Die!

Kapit
07-15-2007, 03:38 AM
No more excuses to delay the death of this thread. It is now over.

Tovor
07-15-2007, 05:18 AM
I think not. Young fool, only now at the end of the thread do you understand....your feeble attempts to be the last poster are no match for the power of the dark end.

Tovor
07-15-2007, 12:06 PM
Ahhhhh, yes...my victory has prevailed. I remain the last person due to my overwhelming superiority! Booya!

Master Magnus
07-15-2007, 01:08 PM
Now that this thread is dead, what was it all about?

Tovor
07-15-2007, 02:29 PM
Don't you hate being the last person to have posted in a dead thread, feeling like you killed the thread with a bad post or something? Well, in this thread we're turning the tables and making that the object of the game...to be the last person to post in this thread. In this thread you WANT to be the last person, because the last person controls the thread, owns the thread, rules the thread, wins the thread, etc.

It may seem silly, but trust me, they did this on another board I post at, and the game has been going strong for three years and counting! Go figure!




Whaddeva...the thread is mine, you fools! I'm the last person and I've won even as the game first began! I rock! I rule! :happydance:

Now that this thread is dead, what was it all about?

It's a competition to own the thread by being the last poster to post in it.

Darill Cyllem
07-15-2007, 02:43 PM
When the last shall be first and the first shall be last, that would mean the first poster to this thread is actually the last....

And that would be Tov. So all this bickering is pointless.

(where's a Tarkin smilie when you need one? Not that he's very smiley.)

Tovor
07-15-2007, 02:49 PM
When the last shall be first and the first shall be last, that would mean the first poster to this thread is actually the last....

And that would be Tov. So all this bickering is pointless.

(where's a Tarkin smilie when you need one? Not that he's very smiley.)
You are right, I am the winner by destiny. You do not yet realize the strength of this thread. Join me, and together we can rule this thread as...as...Last and Lasted w/ Last. :victory:

Kapit
07-16-2007, 03:27 AM
At the end of the day, one shall stand, the rest shall fall!

Slick
07-16-2007, 09:51 AM
Napalm strike! Thread dies in a fiery mess!

Kapit
07-16-2007, 05:51 PM
And then, when all least expected it, a one-two punch to the gut dropped this thread like Apollo Creed

Slick
07-16-2007, 05:57 PM
See those crosses in my avatar? This thread is under the one ten rows back on the left.

Momin327
07-17-2007, 09:03 PM
I didn't start the thread, but I'll end it!

Tovor
07-18-2007, 04:24 AM
What goes around comes around...
...and me who sends it...
...is he who ends it.

Jedi Master Harrison
07-18-2007, 12:05 PM
Young fool, only now, at the end, do you understand. :zap:

Kapit
07-18-2007, 01:58 PM
This thread is dead like the Roman Empire

Tovor
07-18-2007, 02:13 PM
This thread is dead like JMH's love life.


Zing! :wink:

Jedi Master Harrison
07-18-2007, 02:17 PM
This thread is as dead as Tov will be for any more such remarks! :mad: :lol:

Tovor
07-18-2007, 02:48 PM
This thread is as dead as the follicles on JMH's head!

Jedi Master Harrison
07-18-2007, 02:58 PM
This thread, along with the Senator formerly known as Tovor, is as dead as a..............

Tovor
07-18-2007, 03:01 PM
This thread is as dead as JMH's former innocence after spending a drunk weekend drunk with the drunk, corrupting, Flo Fettish.

Horse_Head
07-18-2007, 03:41 PM
Dead is the new DEAD!

Slick
07-18-2007, 04:11 PM
You see this shovel in my hand? Probably not, but I've beat this thread to death with it.

Momin327
07-18-2007, 04:13 PM
Please, the last thing you beat were a couple eggs.

Kapit
07-18-2007, 04:15 PM
This thread is as dead as Autobot Jazz.

Slick
07-18-2007, 04:32 PM
Jazz/Thread: You wanna piece of me?!

Megatron: No! I want TWO pieces!

Kapit
07-18-2007, 04:39 PM
The more quotes, the more dead the thread

Slick
07-18-2007, 05:21 PM
Stuck thread into microwave for fifteen minutes. It blew up like a cat.

Kapit
07-18-2007, 05:44 PM
There's nowhere left for this thread to go. So end it.

Momin327
07-18-2007, 11:13 PM
Forget this thread, dudes, it's gyro town!

Slick
07-19-2007, 12:53 PM
Due to lack of brain power at the moment, I will not say anything of interest.

Jedi Master Harrison
07-19-2007, 02:16 PM
Due to lack of brain power at the moment, I will not say anything of interest.

And for that you will be slain! :nahnah: Pwned.

Kapit
07-20-2007, 02:44 AM
I am 1337, thus this thread is dead before it even hears the gunshot

Solo
07-20-2007, 06:22 AM
Shoots Jedikapit between his eyes with his long range rifle.

You're dead.

Thread is dead.

Story is finished.

JackBauer24
07-20-2007, 11:08 AM
This thread is deader than Jackie Martling's career

Solo
07-20-2007, 11:10 AM
I said,

Thread is dead and six feet under.

JackBauer24
07-20-2007, 11:14 AM
Nice try.

I'm Jack Bauer, so if there's any killing to be done, I'm gonna be the one to do it.

Solo
07-20-2007, 11:17 AM
Shoots JB24 with a mortar.

JB24 is dead, so is the thread.

JackBauer24
07-20-2007, 11:18 AM
*rises from the grave*

I will be the one to kill this thread, my friend.

Solo
07-20-2007, 11:21 AM
Shoots JB24's ghost with a gun loaned from the Ghostbusters movie. Catches him with the ghost trap and locks him up.

Meanwhile thread is dead, once again.

JackBauer24
07-20-2007, 11:27 AM
*causes the containment field to be shut down and escapes into the thread, then kills it*

Solo
07-20-2007, 11:30 AM
Steps on JB24's ghost and kills thread once again for good.

JackBauer24
07-20-2007, 11:32 AM
I'm a drug addict.

Solo
07-20-2007, 11:34 AM
I just got out from mental institute.

JackBauer24
07-20-2007, 11:34 AM
Tell me something I don't know.

Kapit
07-20-2007, 12:54 PM
Since I'm now a Force Ghost, I have an understanding of death. This thread, is dead

JackBauer24
07-20-2007, 12:55 PM
The Grand Hotel on Mackinac Island

Kapit
07-20-2007, 01:27 PM
Deadly spores have turned this thread against the others

JackBauer24
07-20-2007, 01:50 PM
I think this thread needs to die now.

Jedi Master Harrison
07-20-2007, 03:21 PM
*bump*

JackBauer24
07-20-2007, 04:29 PM
*runs out onto the thread floor completely naked*

If that doesn't kill this thread, nothing will.

Solo
07-20-2007, 04:36 PM
Kicks JB24 out. Thread is now dead.

JackBauer24
07-20-2007, 04:37 PM
*Returns and continues dancing*

Jedi Master Harrison
07-20-2007, 05:04 PM
*steps on Jack's foot.*

JackBauer24
07-20-2007, 05:12 PM
*yelps in pain, then does the naked windmill*

Solo
07-20-2007, 05:13 PM
^throws up.

JackBauer24
07-20-2007, 05:13 PM
*grins*

Solo
07-20-2007, 05:15 PM
Throws some of the stuff he just threw up at JB24.

JackBauer24
07-20-2007, 05:16 PM
*ducks and watches as said stuff hits JMH in the face*

Solo
07-20-2007, 05:18 PM
Laughs!

Jedi Master Harrison
07-20-2007, 06:29 PM
Cries

Slick
07-20-2007, 11:09 PM
Hands JMH a towel just to be nice. But this thread is dead now.

Tovor
07-21-2007, 12:53 AM
Like at the end of a meal being well fed, and the end of the day when you've climbed into bed, feeling drowsy from taking a med, it's the end of a day, and the end of this thread.

Darth Morder
07-21-2007, 12:59 AM
When the sun goes down and dusk removes the day
The dark of heart those of the dark side come out to play

Jedi Master Harrison
07-21-2007, 11:35 AM
You've all been beaten like a ginger stepchild. :nahnah: I own this thread.

Slick
07-21-2007, 09:27 PM
This thread is as dead as the 1,000 drug dealers Lt. Frank Drebin killed.

Kapit
07-22-2007, 01:05 PM
Unlike Boris in GoldenEye, this thread is NOT in-veen-cee-ble

Momin327
07-22-2007, 04:30 PM
From Hell's heart, I post at thee! For hate's sake, I type my last word at thee!

Kapit
07-22-2007, 04:34 PM
This thread needs a little TLC...Tragic Loss of Cognative thought

Javen
07-22-2007, 05:47 PM
It is dead. *DO NOT POST IN HERE*

REPEAT. *DO NOT POST. * It is dead.

Kapit
07-23-2007, 04:09 AM
If you read this sentence, than in five seconds this thread will disappear

Solo
07-23-2007, 09:15 AM
The thread will be mine.

Slick
07-23-2007, 10:27 AM
This thread is as dead as the bloated deer carcass I saw on the road yesterday.

Solo
07-23-2007, 11:24 AM
Shoots the mn with white hair and kills the thread.

Kapit
07-23-2007, 12:42 PM
George Washington just called. He wants this thread.

Slick
07-23-2007, 03:20 PM
Your dreams of finishing this thread are crushed. I finished it before you did.

Kapit
07-23-2007, 04:09 PM
This thread is like my last name: Kaput

Momin327
07-24-2007, 01:59 AM
If this thread is going down, it's gonna go down with me!

Kapit
07-24-2007, 02:24 AM
Keep this thread on the down-low, we shall

JackBauer24
07-24-2007, 10:16 AM
This thread isn't gay.

Tovor
07-24-2007, 05:05 PM
This thread isn't gay.
So why are you trying to bend it over and get it in the end?

JackBauer24
07-24-2007, 05:48 PM
Because it's a hot chick with a miniskirt hiked up to her naval.

Sarah-Leia
07-24-2007, 11:51 PM
No it's not.

JackBauer24
07-25-2007, 10:09 AM
Sure it is, you're just not looking close enough.

Kapit
07-25-2007, 11:58 AM
After all the offensive things that have been said in this thread, it has decided to close itself down in order to promote peace and love. Soon after it was shot and killed in a park.

JackBauer24
07-25-2007, 12:23 PM
This thread is dead now.

Kapit
07-25-2007, 12:28 PM
I think that was implied by my last post, and thus didn't need to be stated out loud

JackBauer24
07-25-2007, 12:36 PM
Oh, but it does.

Tovor
07-25-2007, 12:54 PM
Sure it is, you're just not looking close enough.
You terrible, terrible man! She needs not look closer at such things! Don't try to corrupt the innocent, you bad person, you! :nono: :bop:


Since Jack will never be able to come up with a witty retort to bypass such authoritative chastisement, this thread ends here and now.

JackBauer24
07-25-2007, 01:57 PM
You're assuming that I HAVE to come up with a witty retort. I feel no need to do so.

Tovor
07-25-2007, 02:54 PM
Do not assum that I assumed. That's right, I said assum. Because when you assum, you make an ass out of u...mmm?

JackBauer24
07-25-2007, 03:02 PM
Well, I'm sure Um is very embarrassed that you made an ass out of it.

Kapit
07-25-2007, 03:41 PM
as Silent Bob once said...I got nothin'

JackBauer24
07-25-2007, 03:53 PM
Then how is he Silent? If he said that, wouldn't he be Ocassionally Quiet Bob?

Kapit
07-25-2007, 04:04 PM
He is Silent! Like this thread! No talking anymore!

JackBauer24
07-25-2007, 04:08 PM
But Bob ISN'T silent, so neither should this thread! Until we get a movie with a truly Silent Bob, this thread should not remain silent! I mean, he's downright Talkative Bob in some movies!

Kapit
07-25-2007, 04:56 PM
You know what I just thought of?

Lohan is gonna get shanked in jail, me thinks. Hopefully this thread doesn't go down that way.

JackBauer24
07-25-2007, 05:00 PM
I was thinking she'd get porked instead of shanked. Or maybe she'll get pork shanked.


Mmmm... pork shanks....

Orandhite
07-25-2007, 05:02 PM
If God was a woman...did She make women endure childbirth so that they had a real "one up" on men? It can ALWAYS be used in ANY argument.

Flipside...

If God was a man...did He make women endure childbirth because ALL men are thoughtless and insensitive?

JackBauer24
07-25-2007, 05:08 PM
Oookay...


Back to Lindsay Lohan...

Orandhite
07-25-2007, 05:10 PM
Dammit, it nearly worked!

Orandhite
07-25-2007, 05:11 PM
Oookay...


Back to Lindsay Lohan...

Right then...

...is Lindsay Lohan really Skeletor from He-Man?

JackBauer24
07-25-2007, 05:30 PM
You know, Lindsay Lohan is hot in a trashy kinda way. Like, she's so messed up that I think it would be fun to just have one night of crazy, dirty sex.

Orandhite
07-25-2007, 05:41 PM
A bit like Kate Moss then.

JackBauer24
07-25-2007, 05:55 PM
Yeah, but Lindsay Lohan can't turn sideways and slip through a crack in the floor.

Orandhite
07-25-2007, 05:59 PM
True, but so could Flat Stanley, but I wouldn't want to "spend the night" with him. So maybe that was not so good an example.

Kapit
07-25-2007, 06:22 PM
this thread is now dead due to the discussion taking place inside of it

Orandhite
07-25-2007, 06:27 PM
You ain't gonna win with that fella!

Kapit
07-25-2007, 06:32 PM
Of course I am, because I am the Angel of Death

Orandhite
07-25-2007, 06:38 PM
Damn, I thought I had escaped you for the last time!

Tovor
07-25-2007, 08:52 PM
Yeah, but Lindsay Lohan can't turn sideways and slip through a crack in the floor.
I'd like to turn her sideways and slip...

...crack...



This thread sucks. It shouldn't haven't ever been begun.

Jedi Master Harrison
07-25-2007, 09:02 PM
Shush, you all become tiresome.

Orandhite
07-25-2007, 09:04 PM
Certainly not going to let THAT guy win.

Jedi Master Harrison
07-25-2007, 09:06 PM
I'd just like to remind ^ that he is 3 years Birthday and Christmas presents behind. :nahnah: Now let that kill him and this thread!

Orandhite
07-25-2007, 09:08 PM
Good counter.

But I don't have "Fly Hairs".

Read it and weep...

Jedi Master Harrison
07-25-2007, 09:10 PM
Yo' mamma..................d'oh! :lol:

Orandhite
07-25-2007, 09:12 PM
:rofl:

Solo
07-26-2007, 06:28 AM
^Have you watched Gorillas in Mist?

Solo kills the thread once again for good.

JackBauer24
07-26-2007, 10:11 AM
I am Azrael, the Angel of Death, and I say this thread is dead!

Slick
07-26-2007, 10:26 AM
Is Azrael wearing pants? I don't think he is, so this thread should be closed down for indecency.

JackBauer24
07-26-2007, 10:41 AM
Riiight...Azrael's got gray legs.

Kapit
07-26-2007, 12:21 PM
this thread is a perfect parallel to Pauly Shore's career...

great at first, but now far, far from anything...and completely dead.

JackBauer24
07-26-2007, 12:39 PM
Actually, it's more like sex. It was great for a few seconds, but now all I wanna do is pee and make a sammich.

Kapit
07-26-2007, 12:44 PM
a few seconds? :no:

JackBauer24
07-26-2007, 01:00 PM
I know, I know...I was exaggerating. It's really only a nanosecond.

Orandhite
07-26-2007, 01:17 PM
make a sammich.

Mmm...sandwich... :)

JackBauer24
07-26-2007, 01:44 PM
Damn, why is it not lunch yet?

Orandhite
07-26-2007, 01:58 PM
Because it's nearly dinner time. :wink:

JackBauer24
07-26-2007, 02:06 PM
Yeah, maybe THERE. Here it's only 1:00.

Orandhite
07-26-2007, 02:08 PM
So how come it isn't lunch yet? 1pm is a great time to eat!

JackBauer24
07-26-2007, 02:15 PM
Eh, my lunch isn't until 2.

Orandhite
07-26-2007, 02:18 PM
I normally have first lunch at eleven thirty, then second lunch at about two or two thirty.

JackBauer24
07-26-2007, 02:27 PM
What are you, a Hobbit?

Orandhite
07-26-2007, 02:34 PM
Kinda...I do love to eat. It's the best. And I do have crap hair. But my feet aren't that hairy. And I am 6'3".

JackBauer24
07-26-2007, 02:37 PM
Hmm...you're like Bandobras Took!

Slick
07-26-2007, 08:11 PM
On the note of LOTR, this thread is as dead as that wizard that fell off the tower and got stuck on the water wheel.

Kapit
07-27-2007, 03:38 AM
This thread is as dead as my brain was after the boredom that is LOTR

Tovor
07-27-2007, 04:46 AM
this thread is a perfect parallel to Pauly Shore's career...

great at first, but now far, far from anything...and completely dead.
Pauly Shore was a hack from the very beginning...one of those guys I couldn't stand from the moment he opened his mouth...so the above comparison is null and void; the point you tried to make is dead, just like this thread.


THE END

FINITO

COPY THAT?
OVER AND OUT!

Jedi Master Harrison
07-27-2007, 04:55 AM
Le fin

Sarah-Leia
07-27-2007, 06:36 AM
*Bang bang you're dead*

Thread: Ahhhhrhgghg. *dies*

Solo
07-27-2007, 06:56 AM
Booo.

Orandhite
07-27-2007, 08:26 AM
Okay, okay, I win because...

The next person to post thinks that Star Wars is crap.

Sarah-Leia
07-27-2007, 08:38 AM
I guess I do, because I think Star Wars Episode I is crap, I think Episode II is crap and I think Episode III is crap, I think that Star Wars character Luke Skywalker is crap.

Ha!

Solo
07-27-2007, 08:39 AM
I sent a car to junkyard this morning. It will be demolished with this thread.

Sarah-Leia
07-27-2007, 09:09 AM
I threw a tissue in the bin. I throw this thread in the bin.

Tovor
07-27-2007, 07:08 PM
This thread sucks. You all suck. So do I. This post sucks. This page sucks. This topic sucks. This sentence sucks. The word "sucks" sucks. May a Chinese dog do doo doo on your poo poo platter.

Slick
07-27-2007, 08:01 PM
This thread is as dead as the rotting corpses in my neighbor's basment.

Sarah-Leia
07-27-2007, 10:43 PM
*Snap-hiss. Bzzzm. Dead*

Momin327
07-29-2007, 11:39 PM
This thread is at peace with my touch of death.

Kapit
07-30-2007, 03:38 AM
Being the Grim Reaper that I am, I'm taking this thread away with me to a land called "Happy Fun Times." There are many pitchforks and fire

Solo
07-30-2007, 05:05 AM
We have a flat line on screen. Time of death is 11.06 am.

Sarah-Leia
07-30-2007, 06:25 AM
Ding ding ding dead. BUAHAHAHA.

Solo
07-30-2007, 07:00 AM
... and now I announce you husband and wife.

Worst possible ending.

JackBauer24
07-30-2007, 04:47 PM
It was all a dream!

Momin327
07-30-2007, 04:54 PM
But that dream was slain by me!

JackBauer24
07-30-2007, 04:56 PM
*thread wakes up in bed next to Suzanne Pleshette*

End of thread.

Orandhite
07-30-2007, 05:43 PM
Over. Finished. Dead. Gone.

Solo
07-31-2007, 07:31 AM
Bang!

Thread is dead.

Sarah-Leia
07-31-2007, 07:48 AM
Nuhuh.

Orandhite
07-31-2007, 08:07 AM
Then why is the damn thing still breathing!

JackBauer24
07-31-2007, 10:07 AM
Like Teri Bauer, the thread is dead.

Tovor
08-01-2007, 03:55 AM
Jack Bauer is like that annoying guy in every argument...always has to have the last word.

Orandhite
08-01-2007, 09:31 AM
Why are people still posting! STOP IT!

JackBauer24
08-01-2007, 10:57 AM
THE THREAD IS DEAD.

It's in caps, so it must be true.

Solo
08-01-2007, 11:09 AM
IT CAN'T BE TRUE!













...if it is told by JB24.

JackBauer24
08-01-2007, 11:13 AM
DEAD

Solo
08-01-2007, 11:17 AM
Can't be. He is still breathing.

JackBauer24
08-01-2007, 11:19 AM
MORTE.

Kommandant Felix
08-01-2007, 10:18 PM
Can there ever truly be an end to a thread that refuses to die as long as its members refuse to give it up? Nah, I didn't think so.

Tovor
08-01-2007, 10:37 PM
Javen has to post here to make it official. He's Mr. Big in regards to thread killing.

Kommandant Felix
08-01-2007, 10:40 PM
He has killed before and will not hesitate to do so again, eh? Interessant.

Solo
08-02-2007, 07:28 AM
This thread will not die.

Jedi Master Harrison
08-02-2007, 07:37 AM
*Stabs through heart*

JackBauer24
08-02-2007, 11:08 AM
If this thread won't die, why don't we find something else to talk about to occupy our time?

Tovor
08-02-2007, 09:41 PM
Attention! Attention!
Warning! Warning!
Danger! Danger!
Explosive gas leak! Explosive gas leak!
Evacuate thread! Evacuate thread!
Run for your lives!



Oh,
Run for your lives!

Solo
08-03-2007, 06:17 AM
Okay, I'm running. Now what?

Jedi Master Harrison
08-03-2007, 07:31 AM
Keep running..........

Kommandant Felix
08-03-2007, 07:37 AM
Wait...are we running because the chicken is chasing us across the road?:scratchchin:

Jedi Master Harrison
08-03-2007, 07:42 AM
That's no chicken!!!

Kommandant Felix
08-03-2007, 08:21 AM
Stop keeping the thread alive!

Solo
08-03-2007, 09:10 AM
Run Forrest run!

JackBauer24
08-03-2007, 10:34 AM
A forest can run?! :blink:

Solo
08-03-2007, 10:40 AM
"My name is Forrest, Forrest Gump."

Got it ?

JackBauer24
08-03-2007, 10:45 AM
Ding! Thread is done!
Ding! Thread is done!
Ding! Thread is done!
Ding! Thread is done!
We've gotta run!
We've gotta run!
We've gotta run!
This thread needs to die quickly
so that we can get back to our lives.
Would you like an apple pie with thaat?
Would you like an apple pie with thaat?
YouTube - Family Guy - Ding Fries Are Done

Solo
08-03-2007, 10:46 AM
Can't see anything.

JackBauer24
08-03-2007, 10:49 AM
Are you blind, man?

Tovor
08-07-2007, 07:49 AM
That's it. I have had enough of all your shenanigans. It is time for this thread to end. Not later, not later than later, but now. Yes, now. Right now.

This thread needs to end as of now. Yes, now. Flo Fett is completely naked, guys, standing there in all her glorious nudity...but if anybody else posts, she will put an item of clothing back on. And everytime anybody else posts, she will put another item of clothing back on.

So the fate of her nakedness lies in your hands. If anybody else posts, she will put items of clothing back on for each new post. Now, do you want to be responcible for such a terrible thing as that?

I didn't think so.



I herebye announce the finite end of this thread, and call time of death at 6:49AM.

JackBauer24
08-07-2007, 10:05 AM
I'll be responsible for that, unless she posts a picture of said nudity.

Jedi Master Harrison
08-07-2007, 09:44 PM
You wanna buy one Jack? :nahnah:

Solo
08-08-2007, 09:54 AM
I don't want her to get cold.

JackBauer24
08-08-2007, 10:01 AM
It's getting a tad nipply in here.

Solo
08-09-2007, 03:57 AM
Acc. Tovor we are doing something terrible by sending posts to this thread.

Tovor
08-09-2007, 06:10 AM
Indeed! What the hell are you guys, gay, or eunuchs?



Damn!!!!!! What have I done????


Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Kommandant Felix
08-09-2007, 07:50 AM
Insanity seems to abound in this thread. It should die or be killed quickly before somebody else gets hurt.

Solo
08-09-2007, 10:13 AM
Exactly, let the dog eat this thread.

Kommandant Felix
08-09-2007, 10:17 AM
A dog would leave remains of the thread, though. The solution is to destroy the thread completely...No Traces.

Solo
08-09-2007, 10:21 AM
Let's disintegrate it.

JackBauer24
08-09-2007, 10:28 AM
No disintegrations.

Solo
08-09-2007, 11:17 AM
Can I use a thermal detonator? Can I? Please... May I use it???

JackBauer24
08-09-2007, 11:50 AM
NO! Or I will Vader-slap you until you see little tiny Anakins dancing around your head. And they will sing tra-la-la for hours until you go completely insane and start cursing in Huttese at everyone you know and you will be shunned and you will be forced to go hide in the mountains with your precious and you will spend hundreds of years there, not dying but aging and turning into a gross creature. Then another small creature will come along and steal your precious and you will leave your mountains to go find it. When you do, you'll receive a phone call and be taken to a house where you will eat a strange pill full of LSD and you will believe that the world is fake and the real world is actually just a small room inside Pauly Shore's ear canal and that we are all just swimming through minute twenty two of Encino Man and we're just waiting for the big giant frozen caveman to come along and knock us out forever. Then after your horrible LSD trip you will go to a christmas party in a giant tower with a man who keeps saying yippekayay for no reason and you'll be held hostage by a giant monkey that's hanging off the side of the building swatting at planes sent on july 4th by Bill Pullman to try and eliminate the threat presented by the alien bugs that we are fighting with the space marines who are all dying but that's okay because they're all really bad actors like keanu reeves, who you will meet and he will tell you that he's really superman and he needs you to help him save the world but when he jumps off the side of the building so that he can fly he realizes that he's not really superman and he can't fly so instead he falls fifty stories down to the ground where he is saved by the belly fat of rosie o'donnell who had just stopped for a hot dog at the stand at the foot of the building which kids later steal and hold at the edge of a set of subway stairs and they accidentally drop it and it falls down and kills a man and will smith soars by riding a giant computer generated worm that he puts to sleep before going off to talk to a white robot named gort who will destroy everything in his path to get to his master, chuck norris, who has just finished being the producer on a new show called Jimmy Walker, Texas Ranger, which is one of the oddest shows on television but it doesn't matter because it's not a reality show or a game show with a hasbeen comedian just looking for some bucks like Drew Carey who now has two game shows and is very lucky because he's got both the evening and morning slots covered and they guy's gotta be making some big dough like a pizza parlour where giant roaches make alien pizza and are suspiciously like italian immigrants like vito corleone who you will meet and he will tell you that he will make you an offer you can't refuse and you do refuse and you will be found at the bottom of the river wearing concrete shoes and everyone will laugh and this thread will go on so if you don't want them all to laugh at you you shouldn't use your thermal detonator so keep in mind that if you do they're all gonna laugh at you like that adam sandler comedy album that really wasn't all that great but he's not all that great anyway and just in it for the money like drew carey but then isn't that what we're all in it for?