Talk Like Yoda

[Obitwokenobi]

Talk like Yoda, in this thread we will. Talk about many things, we shall. Closed soon, this thread will probably be... Yeeeeeeees...

[Rogue_0009]

Perhaps not, agood idea this was...yeeeeeeeeesss

[Rogue Jedi]

agree I do....a good idea this is......yesssssssssssss...

[Obitwokenobi]

Fun, this is! Wanted to do this, I always have.

[Jacen Solo]

Much learning, I must do. In school, are you?

[Obitwokenobi]

On spring break, I am.

[mtilden]

Pointless, this thread is. Bored am I, is why I post here.

[Obitwokenobi]

A point, heh! Boredom, heh! A senator craves not these things.

[mtilden]

Also, desperate, am I, to increase my post count. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Obitwokenobi]

Your desperation, you will need it not.

[Queen 'Onna]

Bored am I.Nothing to do I have.

[Plo Koon]

Know why you say this I do not. Much on this board to do there is.

[Rogue_0009]

The truth, he speaks.

[Queen 'Onna]

Still nothing I have to do.

[Javen]

Point this make this does not.

[Queen 'Onna]

Cold this room is.

[Plo Koon]

Read more EU I must.

[Queen 'Onna]

Sleep I must.

[mtilden]

Nothing to say, have I. Wasting bandwidth, we are.

[Plo Koon]

Kiss a girl, I must.

[Darth Coil]

Kiss a girl and more, I will.

[Jacen Solo]

Funny to read, this thread is. Make music, I shall. You are reckless!!

[Darth Coil]

An orange peeled, I have just. Spitted it out, I have!!!

[Obitwokenobi]

Rules, Star Wars does.

[Rogue_0009]

Kick-@$$, Yoda did, in EpII.

[Darth Vegas]

Kick ass he did not, hop around he did and scream like a woman giving birth.

[Plo Koon]

Put a sick image into my head, you have, Bond.

[Obitwokenobi]

A nerf-herder, you are.

[Darth Coil]

Beaten the crap out of me, I have been.

[Obitwokenobi]

Make sense, we do not.

[mtilden]

Amazed am I, that locked this thread is not.

[Plo Koon]

Pay no attention to this thread the mods do.

[Darth Coil]

Understand you all, I don't.
This thread very funny to read, I find.

[mtilden]

A pathetic excuse for a post, this comment is.

[Jacen Solo]

Likewise. Pointless, what we are saying is.

[mtilden]

Old, this joke is getting. Yet, post here, I still do.

[Darth Coil]

Yourself, you are contradicting, I think.
Very much, you seem to like this topic.

[Jacen Solo]

Complete universal domination, the clarinets will soon take.

[Rogue_0009]

Wussies, the clarinets are. Destroy them, the percussion section will. yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssss

[Jacen Solo]

Co-exist, we must!! Only when we work together, can we create good music!! But beware the Dark Side ...

[mtilden]

The woodwinds...need them we do not.

[Darth Vegas]

Hrrmm, shizzle fo my nizzle y'all.

[James]

Originally posted by Rogue_0009@Apr 26 2003, 09:48 AM
Wussies, the clarinets are. Destroy them, the percussion section will. yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssss
Wussies, the clarinets are not!! Play clarinet I do! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

[James]

Originally posted by mtilden@Apr 26 2003, 12:03 PM
The woodwinds...need them we do not.
Need the woodwinds we do

[mtilden]

Need the woodwinds we do

Ganging up on me, the clarinetists are. A conspiracy I sense here. Some evil scheme I fear.

[Rogue_0009]

Clouds all, the darkside does. Be wary mtilden

[mtilden]

Yes, Rogue_009, right you are. The true meaning 'the clarinets will rule the world' I am only now starting to see, but the Dark Side clouds everything, impossible to see, the future is!

[Jacen Solo]

Originally posted by Agent Bond A.K.A. TK-007@Apr 25 2003, 07:22 PM
Hrrmm, shizzle fo my nizzle y'all.
Uh ... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/eh.gif

An alliance, Darth James and I have formed. "Clarinets For Universal Domination," we are called. Declare war, we might! Destroy you, we shall!!

Without the woodwinds, blind we are!!

[jedisaber]

about what is this site, no sense it makes...

[Jacen Solo]

Talk like Yoda, we do!! The only purpose of this thread, this is.

[jedisaber]

easy it is to sound like yoda, but trivially hard to sound like vergere it is, test me you can...

...ask me a philosophical starwars question...

[mtilden]

An alliance, Darth James and I have formed. "Clarinets For Universal Domination," we are called. Declare war, we might! Destroy you, we shall!!

Without the woodwinds, blind we are!!


Defeat you I will, thwart your plans I shall.

easy it is to sound like yoda, but trivially hard to sound like vergere it is, test me you can...

...ask me a philosophical starwars question...

Uhhh...... 'vergere' is what? Confused I am.

[Rogue_0009]

Fosh jedi, Vergere is. Kidnapped by Yuuzhan Vong, she was, before the Clone Wars this happened.

[jedisaber]

i'll start for you...

...what am i? i am vergere. i am jedi, that makes me a teacher and a student, for the two are one...

...ask me about the force, now...

[Jacen Solo]

Okay ... how can the "Clarinets For Universal Domination" use the Force to help us achieve our objective?

[jedisaber]

easy, they simply need to choose and act...

...but ask me some philosophical force question contemplating what the force is, or for....BE serious...

[Plo Koon]

Deserve to die, Anakin Solo did not.

[Jacen Solo]

When die we do, what becomes of the Force for us?

[Obitwokenobi]

A bad pun, "Had Abaddon" sounds like.

[jedisaber]

to PLO...a great loss to the jedi was he, but truly one with the force he became, for it was his time to go, and accept that he did, respect that we should, no matter how painful the loss is.....


to LUUKE...if the force is life, then what happens to a life when it dies, does the force abandon it,,,maybe that is what happens to a jedi who does not become one with the force, but a jedi that accepts his death, like anikan solo, one that gives himself over wholly to the force, guides the force through him, not controlling it, but guiding it, when that jedi dies, one with the force shall he become, but it is my theory that the force will remember all jedi, the ones with it or not......

...i was thinking of a serious question contemplating light and dark...

[Jacen Solo]

ANAKIN SOLO IS NOT DEAD!! (At least I hope not.)

[Rogue_0009]

Dead he is, a body there was, yesssssssss

[Plo Koon]

Rumers there are, yeeeeeees.

[Obitwokenobi]

Rocks, LotR does.

[Rogue_0009]

Sucked LoZ for NES, did.

[Obitwokenobi]

Rules, Wind Waker does.
Bad, the graphics are not.

[Plo Koon]

Rocks the entire Legend of Zelda series does yeeeeeees.

[mtilden]

Talking like Yoda many of you are not. Remember this thread's title, you must.

[Obi-Wan]

Battle of the idiots has begun, yeesssss.

[Obitwokenobi]

Begun, this Idiot War has.

[Obi-Wan]

Lost my code, I did.

[Obitwokenobi]

Suave, Lando is.

[Javen]

ReLoaded Matrix see did I.

[Count Dookie]

Matrix, good yes?

[Plo Koon]

Banned, Jedisaber is.

[Abi-Wan]

Beat-up tommorow, I will hopefully not be.

[Plo Koon]

to PLO...a great loss to the jedi was he, but truly one with the force he became, for it was his time to go, and accept that he did, respect that we should, no matter how painful the loss is.....
Asked you, no one did.

[Obitwokenobi]

Recently bought A Link to the Past for GBA, I did.
Wrong on the subtitle of this thread, I was.

[Leia]

know you how long "closed soon this thread will be" it has said??

[T-bone]

Farted, I did.
Smelly, it is.


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[Plo Koon]

Know that, I did not want to. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.gif

[Obitwokenobi]

Pants, I am wearing.

[mtilden]

Pants, I am wearing.

Relieved am I to hear that.

[Obitwokenobi]

Depressed, I thought you might be.

[Obitwokenobi]

Not used for a long time, this thread has been.

[Plo Koon]

Diaria(sp?), I have.

[Obitwokenobi]

Spelled it wrong, you have.

[Abi-Wan]

Fun, my canoe trip was not.

[Obitwokenobi]

Evil, you are.

[mrnapier]

yes yes, sleep I must get

[Obitwokenobi]

Tired, you seem. Meditate on this, I will.

[mrnapier]

slept well I have, awake I am

[Obitwokenobi]

Awake, you are.

[Plo Koon]

Kill all the country hicks, I will. Poison all the beef jerky, I must.

[T-bone]

Very silly, this thread is. Lives, you have not.

[spaceman2386]

Downlloading music, I am.

[Obitwokenobi]

Very hot, I am.

[Obi-Stu]

yes,yes, to T'Bone you must listen...

[Plo Koon]

Horny, I am.

[JonanMephi]

Yoda: "Man, I am so dizzy I can't even hold my lightsaber! Luke, do I look 'greener' to you today?"
Luke: "Master? What happened to your dialect?"
Yoda: "Oh yeah....sorry, I am. Backwards, drinking makes me, it must!"

[Obitwokenobi]

Reached one hundred replies, this post has.

[Obi-Stu]

One hundered and one now, hmmmm?

[Obitwokenobi]

Typing this, I am.

[Obi-Stu]

eating lunch I am...

[bluemilk]

my own council I will keep on which books I will enjoy

[Obi-Stu]

Put that well, you did.

[Tahiri]

meditate on this I will

[bluemilk]

always looking into the future, never concentrating on what book now, I am reading. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[mtilden]

Still around this thread is? Amazed I am, that still posting here, we are. Desperate we must be, to reach 1 million posts by Episode III. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/hehe.gif

[bluemilk]

that post count we will reach, for luminous beings, we are

[Obi-Stu]

Enough of this topic people have had, hmmm?


When 6 pages you reach, look you as good?

[frootylupes]

typed in this thread i have not

[Momin327]

Home, I have just come.

[frootylupes]

pretty lame this thread is hmmmmmmm?

[Angel Starmaster]

Seen worse threads, I have. Cloud all things, the dork side does.

[Momin327]

On spring break, I go tomorrow. Yes, hmm?

[Angel Starmaster]

Fun, you must have. Get laid, will you?

[Obi-Stu]

"No life, I sense in you..."

[Momin327]

"Always in motion is the future.", Master Yoda said, hmm?