Most Embarrassing Thing

[Das_Funked]

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[Blizzard]

You first.

Tovor has a thread just like this somewhere.

[Das_Funked]

I drank about a litre of rum in 3 hours, from about 12pm to 3pm after our graduation. I was sitting down so I couldn't feel it. When I stood up and was walking around, I threw up in someone's drink, and all over the table. My mates chucked me behind the shed, but made sure my head was facing down so I couldn't drown in my own vomit. I was throwing up for about an hour there, then they put me on the trampoline where I had my head between the springs, throwing up and letting the dog lick the vomit and snot off my face. I came too at about 7pm and started fights with anyone and was dirty dancing with my mate's girlfriend then I stole a bottle of Jim Beam. The next thing I remember is waking up at 5am in a trailer without my shoes and with empty bottles of Jack Daniels and Jim Beam in my pockets.

That was pretty embarrassing.

[Rogue Jedi]

For me it was when my mom made me wear a girl scout cookie costume and go on TV with the girl scouts......

[Das_Funked]

Are you male or female?

[Rogue Jedi]

male

[Das_Funked]

I would have ran away if my mum made me do that.

[Rogue Jedi]

LOL...she gave me 3 boxes of girl scout cookies for it...... :look:

[Das_Funked]

Still not worth it.

[Rogue Jedi]

I agree...NOW she wants me to put on a clown suit and go on........

[Das_Funked]

RUN...RUN FOR LIFE!

[Rogue Jedi]

actually it might not be too bad......I can do free advertising.....Which=MONEY!!

[Momin327]

I'm in the orchestra, and every year, one of my Viola strings breaks during the concert. And this is the Spring concert, the big culmination of everything in Orchestra. Every year, too.

[Rebel Astromech Droid]

Well when I was in 6th grade art I sat next to a guy who was short and got made fun of alot so I guess this was his revenge against the world. We have stools that are all painted. He put water on the seats so that the paint would come off on the unfortunate person sitting there. He nailed a few people including me the person next to him. I got pinked. I know it's not too traumatizing but people called me pink @$$ for sometime after that. I was wearing green pants too and it never came out. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko.gif

[Kit]

Oh, I'm remembering that... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

I really don't humiliate myself in public all too much. Except maybe on my New York trip, and getting chased by seagulls who wanted my french fries on Ellis Island.

That's still not my most embarrassing moment, for me it will always be in my kitchen. I rearranged the food containers and baggies in the fridge as so the plastic wouldn't be affected by the heat of the light bulb. It was after about 5 minutes, I remembered. ???

[Plo Koon]

Well, I can't really remember anything seriously embarrassing, besides the time in 6th grade when I farted out load in class.

[mirax terrik horn]

hmmm most embarassing moment.that would have to be when i was about to go sing b4 my entire church and i all the sudden saw that my grandparents (whom i dont see very often) were sitting next to my parents. i ran out of there crying my eyes out(y'all should know i am not the crying type.) 3 of my friends came racing after me asking what was wrong i ended up goofing the song b/c i was crying, i sounded terrible.

[Gen_X_Accord]

Having my mom come home suddenly and walk in on me and my girlfriend as we were putting our clothes back on. After the fact. Now no lectures, this was when I was 17, I'm 30 now.
No wait, that wasn't the worst. I'll be honest here...this was the worst. Having my mom walk in on me while masturbating. That had to be the most embarrasing thing ever. Again...when I was 17. I dont' know who was more embarrassed.
And this post will probably have to be edited for what I just said, but....it is true...and I bet no one can top it.

[Queen 'Onna]

How embarassing. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko.gif

[Darth Coil]

That's horrible and very funny!!! :eek: style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

I had a similar situation. It happened in highschool.

I was being very "intimit" with my girlfriend in the girls bathroom. This was during class and our teacher was missing us so he went out to look for us. He actually found us during the .......... and was pretty angry indeed!!!

I never could look at him again!! Sometimes I walk into him when I'm shopping and I still feel very embarresed when I see him!!

[Lord Rocha]

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[Plo Koon]

I thought of something...
Last year in 7th grade there weren't enough lockers for all of us in my homeroom, so two people were assigned to each locker. My teacher was mean so he just picked partners at random. I got with this guy who had a bad reputation for pulling pranks. Well, one day in November I came back from gym class in 3rd period and went to may locker. I opened it and leaned down to grab my books and then all of a sudden I feel this blob of ooze the back of my head. I looked up and saw that on the top shelf there was a bucket with mud in it. Everyone in the hall at the time was staring at me. The mud went all the way down my shirt. I knew it was my locker partner who set up that trap. He was the only other person who knew the combination. My nickname has been "brownyback" ever since.

[Darth Vegas]

I used to fart all the time in class back in the third grade. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blush.gif

[Erick Landrider]

This won't beat Darth Coil or Gen X, but in seventh grade I was messing around in the bathroom, shaving my peach fuzz.

Anyway, got the weird idea to round off my eye-brows, because i thought they looked a little rough

Five minutes later, I didn't have to worry about how rough they looked. They were gone

I got all kinds of crap over the next few months while they grew back

The bad part was a week later we had basket ball pictures and I looked like a ghost with a huge for-head.

I'm a sophomore in High School now and I ocasionally still here some ding-bat mention that idiot that shaved his eye-brows

Yeah. I know. I probably deserved everything I got. But still...

[Lord Rocha]

Originally posted by Erick Landrider@Apr 17 2003, 07:33 PM
This won't beat Darth Coil or Gen X, but in seventh grade I was messing around in the bathroom, shaving my peach fuzz.

Anyway, got the weird idea to round off my eye-brows, because i thought they looked a little rough

Five minutes later, I didn't have to worry about how rough they looked. They were gone

I got all kinds of crap over the next few months while they grew back

The bad part was a week later we had basket ball pictures and I looked like a ghost with a huge for-head.

I'm a sophomore in High School now and I ocasionally still here some ding-bat mention that idiot that shaved his eye-brows

Yeah. I know. I probably deserved everything I got. But still...
You are not the only one...

One I day I noticed that they was too many hair between them...and that I could look like Frida Kahlo !!

So I try to shave that hair and....well at least it werent all the eyebrows but most of them...were gone !

Pardon my Ignorance but what is a peach fuzz ?

[Darth Fabulous]

Peach fuzz is what you call facial hair before it really needs shaved, when it is still fine and light in color.

[Lord Rocha]

Ok, Thanks DF.

[Darth Fabulous]

My most embarrassing moment had to be when I was helping one of my exgirlfriends paint her basement. She had a hammock in the basement that was tied to an I beam supporting the floor joists. A few of her friends were also helping us paint, but we were feeling a little horny so we had them go make some food while we had a go. Well one of the ends of the hammock broke off with me on bottom and we dropped about 3 and a half feet to the basement floor. I couldn't move because of the pain and she went upstairs to go get some ice. Her friends decided to come take a look while she was getting the ice and got to see me writhing in pain with my cloths halfway across the room. Then her mom, hearing the the loud thud decided to come see what was going on. The girls acted quickly and threw a few well placed pieces of dirty laundry over me and sat or laid on the remaining exposed areas concealing my nudity.

[Lord Rocha]

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That would be good for a movie like American Pie.

[Darth Fabulous]

The hammock was actually pretty nice until it broke. The next day we bought a chain to replace the rope that broke. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

[Admiral Bates]

You know I have at least a couple. First there was fifth grade and I threw up all over my desk and the girls desk next to me. Then there was seventh grade and I farted loud in class. It just snuck up on me. The chairs were wooden ones. Then there was Senior year rightbefore thanksgiving. I was feeling really ill. I ended up throwing up in the class outside the classroom door and underneath two girls lockers in the hallway. From what I heard the two girls were really hot. The good thing about that incident senior year was that no one could finish the algebra test we were taking. Plus I had the whole week off. The bad thing is that I had food poisoning from potato salad. Hence I never touch the stuff anymore. What made these incidents really embarrasing is that the girls in question were cute to me. Sucks doesn't it?

[blacksaber]

i wanted to pull a practical joke on this one guy in fifth grade, so i stuck a sharpened pencil on his chair and he sat down- hard and it popped through his jeans and he started bleeding everywhere, i got sent home that day.

[brookie]

i farted in class last semester. i thought i could sneak one by, i thought it was going to be a silent one, but it wasnt and i let it slip right when the professor quit talking, it was a long one too!

[James]

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I was 15 and I thought I'd have a go at my peach fuzz at lunchtime in the bathroom, I didn't know how to shave properly and there was a big patch left on my chin. Everyone laughed at me when I walked into the next class

[cj790]

Oh, gosh, I have far too many to mention (and some that probably shouldn't be written here).

I remember one time in school I tried to gel my hair all back and I didn't use enough. By the time I got to school I had bed hair, and had to rush to the bathroom past hordes of taunting kids to neaten it up.

[Momin327]

I ripped the seat of my pants when the back pocket was caught in the wall somehow, and there was this great sound like TTTTTHRLIP!

[cj790]

I used to work in retail, and did that once bending down to pick up a box. I was 'commando' on the day...
Thankfully I was put on till duty the rest of the day and no-one saw! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif