I think I Know Every Answer (but not Math)

[Darth Massacrus]

On this thread, I will solve any dilemna or problem given to me. (Unless its Math). You ask me what should be done about something, and I'll give the best solution. I know everything. I am right. And I cant wait to show off my vast and unending ego and arrogance...:innocent: :bye:

[Darth Zan Maka]

My English :banghead: seems to be the problem sometimes here in Senate. Do you think I should work on it or leave it as it is. Actually i think the way I write is specific but clear to understand. Am I wrong? You know the answer.

[Darth Massacrus]

Leave it as is. It is your style, and to be perfectly honest, I have no problem undrstanding it.

[Jedi Master Harrison]

Should I have a much needed early night, or do some more research into Barcelona for my mate's stag do? :scratchchin:

[Darth Massacrus]

do the research, then add the same amount of time spent on it to your other task, as both seem to take priority (and therefore others do not)

btw: please dont use English English on DM, he has trouble enough understandng American English...:nahnah:

[nefertiti]

^Hey! I like that English English...can't you just hear...anyway....

DM? Oh, DM....(can't use Hey...cause that's for Blizzee...) Oh, DM...

Feller wants to take me for a ride...but he's just ok....but the ride sounds nice.... if I go for it, does that make me bad? :wink:

[James]

Here's something for you to think about.

True or false? If the word, "TAN," is written under the word, "SLY," and the word, "TOT," is written under "TAN," then the word, "SAT," is formed diagonally.

Don't use paper and pen to work this out ;)

[Sarah-Leia]

What do the words insatiable and capricious mean? Don't use a dictionary...;)

[Darth Massacrus]

Nef: take the ride. and do nothing more. That way, you can say you got to go on a really nice ride, and the guy can tell buddies that he got to take you for a ride. Might not be honest completely, but that ay, everyone wins. (and no, it doesnt make you a bad person)


James: yes its true. (you also get the word 'lao')

SL: insatiable is a term used to describe something that cannot be satisfied, or sated; and capricious kinda describes someone who does stuff randomly, like on a whim or something.

[cj790]

Should I buy some Family Guy dvds or save the money?

[Darth Massacrus]

^that depends on where you buy them from. If you buy them new or used at a major store, you'll likely spend over 30 dollars per set. However, if you go to or a videogame shop like Gamestop or EB Games, (which sell LOTS of TV show sets cheap) you'd likely pay only 19-24 dollars. So thats a way to do both.

[cj790]

^ Much appreciated :)

[Darth Massacrus]

^remember: you got it from an Imperial Advisor....:wink:

any more queries?

[Jedi Master Harrison]

If you had cheated on your wife and she found out that you may have been, would you admit it or lie? Please note I am not married! :wink:

[Coltonxx]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[Cassus Fett]

What is the meaning of life?

Which came first the chicken or the egg? (we have had a poll about this)

[Darth Massacrus]

JMH: theres a SW quote on this, courtesy of HK-47: its only cheating if one is caught, otherwhise it is viewed as intelligence, no?

I dont happen to agree with that quote, and I would say that one who cheats on thier spouse had best fess up, and not only ensure it never happens again, but make it up to the cheated. After all, (to use your example) you wouldnt want your wife to cheat on you, would you?



Coltonxx: that would depend on a) the size of the woodchuck, b) the strength of the woodchuck, and c) the size of the wood to be chucked. Assuming we are dealing with an average woodchuck, but the wood is balsa-wood, then the woodchuck could chuck plenty of wood. However, if the wood were to be a large piece of petrified wood, no woodchuck could chuck that wood.


Casus Fett: depends. If you are religious, this is merely the trial period that will determine if you spend eternity in heaven, purgatory, or hell. If you are an atheist, then life is merely waiting to get a suit and be all dressed up with nowhere to go. As for what you are meant to do while in a physical form, you are basically acting out just one of billions of dramas that ultimately prepare for eternity, in which you are half in-control and half- not-in-control of the events you partake in.

technically, the egg, as it was laid by an ancestor of the modern chicken and over time evolved into a chicken, which in turn all laid eggs, eventually creating a population of chickens, as well as a lot of KFC restaurants....

[Cassus Fett]

^ So the Ancestor was a Chicken.

[Darth Relentless]

Please note I am not married! :wink:
Wow thats a shocker :P


Hey DM,from one Darth to another here's my diliema. I'm trying to get tickets for the mighty Glasgow Rangers UEFA cup tie against some Spanish mob (i'm talkin soccer here) however it's on on a work day, so do i do the right thing and forget about tickets and go into work, or should i make up some excuse, ditch work and go and see the greatest team in history advance into the next round hmm?



*Note*
If i end up getting fired, i am placing the blame soley on you :D

[Darth Massacrus]

well, how many tickets are we alking here? If you have two or more, things become easier, as you could invite a coworker (or ultimately your boss) to accompany you. After all, it would be harder to can two employees than one, you would enjoy the game with another, and (if its your boss or bosses boss you take) you might actually help your career!

[Cassus Fett]

Are you full of it?

[Darth Massacrus]

nope, just common sense and excellent logic and reasoning skills!

[Cassus Fett]

Ok then Mr Genius. What is my dream car?

[Coltonxx]

Ok then Mr Genius. What is my dream car?


How about..A smart car!:w00t:

[Darth Massacrus]

^uh, I may be a genius, but because telepathy is not possible in this universe (unfortunatley) I just say either a Lexus or a Yugo (simply in order to get the broadest possible range of cars). And on the chcikcen issue, technically the chicken came first, but it was a hybrid chicken. The first fully chicken chicken came after the egg.

[Cassus Fett]

Well then you dont know everything so stop being so big headed.

btw its a Porsche 911 GT3

[Darth Zan Maka]

O'K, here is my problem... I feel some new, evil changes in my personality, I see a lot of bad dreams, my interests are changing ( I hold to SW very firm though), weird and destructive thoughts leaking inside my mind, my past is almost alien to me... the list is long, there is more frightening things... And I don't want TO LEAVE. But the previous owner is suffering a lot. Do you think i can stay? Me too. I'm thinking of exorcizm, bought few books, they say I'm doomed, I played the games no man should play, and nobody can help me now. But the only Nobody i know is in the Deadman movie by Jim Jarmush. I tried to ... What have i done??!!! May be you canjhgndev You see, he is still alive a bit... how should i KILL HIM, Senator? It took years to gain control over his mind, but his soul surprises me...:banghead: I'm getting tired. So, Senator, what do you think should i do to finally choke him?

[Darth Massacrus]

^uh, iis that YOU you're talking about completely, or partly?

[Darth Zan Maka]

Completely, (if i get it right) but I hope you'll provide me with aswers I seek. Completely. You can tell me something too. I could use it, you know, as a weapon in my silent battle. :rofl: I'll be delighted to inform you about consequenses, Seanator Massacrus - we all know what's gonna happen. I'll wait for your reply.

[Darth Massacrus]

^I am forwarding this for advice to Dear Abby, as youve stumped me:wink: :bye: . Kidding. Actually, I cant figure out what needs to be done here. This is out of my league....

[James]

What is the meaning of life?

[Darth Massacrus]

James: Cassus Fett already asked that one!:nahnah: :bye:

[Jedi Master Harrison]

Well, I have a theory on the meaning of life DM, what is your opinion on this?

People go through their lives wondering what the meaning of it is. When they are happy, it is not so important, but when they are down and bad things are happening they wonder exactly what the point of life is. Well I think the answer is ironic. I think that all that time you wonder 'why' and then at that moment, just before you die, you find out what the meaning of life is. But then it's too late - you're dead!

[Tovor]

^I am forwarding this for advice to Dear Abby, as youve stumped me:wink: :bye: . Kidding. Actually, I cant figure out what needs to be done here. This is out of my league....
Good luck...she's dead. She's been dead for years, ever since she died.

[Darth Massacrus]

actually, I was referring to the fact that her descendants still run the column. Or maybe those are reprints I've been reading.... oh well. BTW: Abigail Van Buren (AKA Dear Abby) was Ann Landers' sister.


JMH: I think your P.O.V. on that is in a way a little religious, as where woulld you find out the meaning of life when you are dead? If you are an atheist or do not believe in religion, you essentially might end up 'all dressed up with no place to go' to find out lifes meaning. But if you are religious, you might have someplace to go in the end to find out lifes meaning. Just a thought.

[JackBauer24]

The meaning of life is 42.

[Darill Cyllem]

DM - what should i make and bring to a potluck next weekend?

[Darth Massacrus]

^something that has a thing for everyone. Like the following: a snack platter with baked products, meat items (such as peperoni or swedish meatballs or hors d'ouvers) cheese squares, fruit slices (like cantalope or watermelon or grapes) and some different sauces (like cocktail sauce, ranch, sour cream and onion, and honey bbq). If theres a little something for everyone, then noone will complain.

[Darill Cyllem]

How about a simpler idea? Something that will take an hour or less to make.

[Darth Massacrus]

okay. go to any supermarket or even a few convienience stores, and gete a bunch of wings. Or, go to your local KFC or Popeye or fried chicken place and get a big order and save yourself the effort. It will be worth it.

[Darill Cyllem]

:barf:

No way! I'll make something myself.
I think i'll make a pie.

[nefertiti]

DM! Oh, DM! Hey...member that ad-vice you gave me few weeks ago? Well turned out pretty well. Member, I said he was just ok. Well, he's still just ok. And that's ok. We drove down to Mexico...had a great time go in and out of shops....sat out on a patio and had some food and beer. Super nice. The ride home was just as nice. And he calls me a couple of times a week. We been to the films and dinner. Ocassionally he'll tell me his sad story and I cheer him up. All around good ad-vice, DM...Thank ya.

[Darth Massacrus]

yep, I remember! Good to hear all things went well.


Massacrus' Houshold Tip of the Day: black paint is an excellent stain remover!

[nefertiti]

Hah! A feller to go the films with...it helps. One thing I never did git comfortable with as a single person...eating out alone and going to films. Could never get comfortable in either situation... What do you do alone in a resturant? Read a book? With that lighting! Bring your lap top? Sticky fingers!

Will confess, I went to see RotS alone. No one to make funny comments to; no one to get snacks; no one to save your seat if you had to go to the ladies. Lots of benny in going with someone! Anywho...thanks!

[Cydon]

Oh...you poor thing. :wink:

[Darth Massacrus]

Nef: if youre ever on Mandalore, Cydon apparently would go to the movies w/ you.....:nahnah: :bye: :wink: