View Full Version : Catchy Advertising Slogans

02-17-2007, 06:39 AM
We all know them, some annoy us, some amuse, some get stuck in your head for days, and a lucky few enjoy some time in pop-culture. Old or new post Add Slogans, one at a time please...

1. Where's the beef ?

Darth Massacrus
02-17-2007, 10:19 AM
the original slogan in North America for Electrolux vaccuums was:

"Nothing sucks like an Electrolux!"

I am not kidding.

02-18-2007, 05:09 AM
Now that is exactly the sort of stuff I am looking for! :)

"how many licks does it take" Old tootsie pop add

heck they may still run it.

Darth Massacrus
02-18-2007, 12:37 PM
Remember when Heinz Ketchup did that 'say something Ketchupy' contests where funny slogans would get put on the bottles?

Well, some of the ones I sent in, (and would have increased thier sales tenfold if they'd put them on the bottles) were:

Heinz Tomato Ketchup: Better than Hunting for Catsup...

and my favorite:

Heinz Tomato Ketchup: I'll make your buns red!

Darth Graves
02-24-2007, 05:53 AM
/\ hehe that last one is pretty good

02-24-2007, 12:13 PM
I got a kick out of Quaker Oats's slogan for their "Chewy" granola bars: "Chewy stops the chatter". Does anyone remember those ads? They'd have a kid who'd talk his head off, and to stop them, dad or mom would give the kid a "Chewy" granola bar.

I had conceived a spoof of those ads, where the parents summoned Chewbacca (Chewie) to smack the kids into silence.

Jedi Master Harrison
02-24-2007, 12:17 PM
^ That'd be awesome! :rofl:

Darth Massacrus
03-03-2007, 09:44 PM
"Cadillac: The Rolls-Royce of automobiles"

Darth Massacrus
03-30-2007, 02:58 PM
for the 2008 election, KFC is doing a 'Hillary Special' consisting of two fat thighs, small breasts, and a left wing, for only 2.99

03-30-2007, 03:02 PM
Can you hear me now?

Darth Massacrus
03-30-2007, 03:03 PM
^"Yeah, Dude! You're getting a Dell!"

03-30-2007, 04:39 PM
Think Outside The Bun

Darth Massacrus
03-30-2007, 04:41 PM
you and the Captn can make it happen!

03-30-2007, 04:42 PM
Make a Runnnnnn For the Border!

Darth Massacrus
03-30-2007, 04:44 PM
make 7-UP YOURS

03-30-2007, 04:49 PM
Nestle's makes the very best....chaaawclat

Darth Massacrus
03-30-2007, 04:51 PM
anyone remember the Sega Scream?


03-30-2007, 04:53 PM
Plop-plop fizz-fizz oh, what a relief it is!

Darth Massacrus
03-30-2007, 04:54 PM
Silly rabbit, TRIX are for kids....

03-30-2007, 04:54 PM
Head on. Apply directly to the forehead.

Head on. Apply directly to the forehead.

Head on. Apply directly to the forehead.

03-30-2007, 04:54 PM
Sega Does what NintenDON'T!

Darth Massacrus
03-30-2007, 04:56 PM
hey, its true!


Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,
smells like a steak and seats thirty-five..

Canyonero! Canyonero!

Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down,
It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown!

Canyonero! (Yah!) Canyonero!
[Krusty:] Hey Hey

The Federal Highway comission has ruled the
Canyonero unsafe for highway or city driving.


12 yards long, 2 lanes wide,
65 tons of American Pride!

Canyonero! Canyonero!

Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!

Canyonero! Canyonero! (Yah!)

She blinds everybody with her super high beams,
She's a squirrel crushing, deer smacking, driving machine!

Canyonero!-oh woah, Canyonero! (Yah!)

Drive Canyonero!

Woah Canyonero!


03-30-2007, 06:01 PM
Based on something that happened to me a couple of years ago:

Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius
Background ("Real men of geeeeeenius!")

Today, we salute you , Mister Cool eBay Seller.
(background: "Mister Cooooool eBaaaaaaay Sellllllllllllller")

Taking time out of your busy garage sale schedule, you hand-deliver the item I won from you.

The new patches of bondo look great on your pickup, as you calmly survey my house and neighborhood, mentally pricing the lawn ornaments you see outside.

With a calmly detached attitude, you reach my porch to drop off my hard-won Spider Man action figure
(background: "NO they're not dolls, man!")

Sure, you're at a low point in your life now, having lost that cushy I.T. job when the boss caught you surfing kiddy porn on your company laptop, but you're just misunderstood ("She looked eighteen to me!")

Although you can't find a new job to save your life and have your wife's dead body in a chest freezer in the garage, you've got over a thousand positive feedbacks, and that's got to count for something. ("Powerseller, baby!")

So head on back to your basement, razordude4199, sit in your comfy computer desk chair, and watch that new green dot arrive.

("Miiiiiiiister Coooooool eBaaaaaaaaaay Sellllllllllllllller!")

03-30-2007, 06:16 PM

Well, it advertises against drink driving and it's so catchy that even I remember it! :ohwell:

03-31-2007, 05:01 AM
Sarah reminded of this old MADD ad

See Dick Drink,
See Dick drunk,
See Dick Drive,
See Dick die....
Don't be a Dick.

03-31-2007, 08:51 AM
This is your brain. *smash* This is your brain on drugs. Any Questions?

Darth Massacrus
03-31-2007, 03:28 PM
^yeah: Mr. Turtle, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?

04-01-2007, 05:42 AM
^also a nasty and fun song by Lil Kim how many licks

Darth Massacrus
04-01-2007, 07:53 PM
^finger lickin' goooood!

04-02-2007, 09:48 AM
Pringles: Once you pop, you just can't stop!

Darth Massacrus
04-02-2007, 05:37 PM
old Popeyes Fried Chicken song: you'll dig the way its fried, feels so good on the indside, the best best you've ever tried, Love that Chicken, POPEYE'S!

Oscar the Grouch
04-02-2007, 06:08 PM
Spatula City, we sell spatulas...and that's all.

from UHF

Darth Massacrus
04-02-2007, 06:11 PM
put a tiger in your tank

04-02-2007, 06:16 PM
Quizno's: "Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm, toasty!"

Darth Massacrus
04-02-2007, 06:18 PM
"Where's the beef??????"

04-03-2007, 09:48 AM
Quizno's: "Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm, toasty!"

What about "We love these subs...because they are good to us...."

Darth Massacrus
04-03-2007, 10:52 AM
pop a can of Tropicana

Jedi Master Harrison
04-03-2007, 10:54 AM
Ronseal, does exactly what it says on the tin.

04-03-2007, 11:04 AM
CapitalOne: What's in your wallet?

Darth Massacrus
04-03-2007, 11:08 AM
^a Priceless Mastercard

04-03-2007, 11:11 AM
Now, come on. If you're gonna do it, do it right.

Star Wars Bloodlines Paperback: $7.00 on Mastercard.
Star Wars Boba Fett Action Figure: $6.00 on Mastercard.
Star Wars Boba Fett Replica Suit: $300 on Mastercard
The Look on Flo Fett's face when you show up at CIV: Priceless.

There are some things that money can't buy. For everything else, there's Mastercard.

Darth Massacrus
04-03-2007, 11:42 AM
break me off a piece of that KIT-KAT bar!

04-03-2007, 11:56 AM
Mcdonalds: It could happen.

Darth Massacrus
04-03-2007, 11:20 PM
Do the Dew!

04-04-2007, 05:37 AM
he's a pepper, she's a pepper
wouldn't you like to be a pepper too
Be a pepper, drink dr. pepper

04-04-2007, 05:38 AM
Have a (some) Coke and a smile

04-04-2007, 07:55 AM
Always Coca-Cola.

Darth Massacrus
04-04-2007, 05:36 PM
PEPSI, for those who think young

04-05-2007, 09:59 AM

Darth Massacrus
04-05-2007, 12:26 PM
7-UP: The Un-Cola

04-05-2007, 12:35 PM
It's not nice to fool with Mother Nature!

04-22-2007, 01:17 AM
Super Soaker - "Wetter is better!"

04-23-2007, 11:05 AM
I can't believe I ate the whole thing!

04-23-2007, 01:42 PM
Wendy's - It's Better Here

It sure is

04-23-2007, 01:43 PM
Time to make the Donuts!

Darth Massacrus
04-29-2007, 06:29 PM
Roy Rogers: Get it right at Roys!

05-07-2007, 11:45 AM
Always Coca-cola.

05-07-2007, 03:33 PM
For a porta potty truck i saw this one

"We are Number One In The Number Two Bussiness

05-07-2007, 03:35 PM
Have it Your Way

Jedi Master Harrison
05-07-2007, 03:47 PM
Skittles: Taste the rainbow

05-07-2007, 04:06 PM
Magnavox. Smart. Very smart.

05-07-2007, 04:11 PM
You can't get better than a Kwik-Fit fitter,
You can't get better than a Kwik-Fit fitter,
You can't get better than a Kwik-Fit fitter,
They're the boys to trust.

05-07-2007, 04:12 PM
No job's too big,
No job's too small
We're Father & Son
We do it all!

05-07-2007, 07:33 PM
Energizer Battery - It keeps going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going...

05-09-2007, 12:04 PM
:lol: That reminds me...when I was a kid, I always thought Energizer should team up with ExLax.

05-09-2007, 02:12 PM
My favorite is very simple and from an actual local meat company...
Culver City Meat Company...

You can't beat our meat.

05-09-2007, 03:20 PM
Staples - Yeah, we've got that

05-09-2007, 04:41 PM
I'm thinkin Arby's.

05-09-2007, 09:30 PM
I think the Geico commercials are cute...not the caveman ones (I see those guys on the street! :wink: )...but the lizard ones!

Sam Kenobi
05-09-2007, 10:34 PM
Mcdonalds: It could happen.

I was totally gonna say that.

Make seven . . . Up yours!

05-10-2007, 11:59 AM

05-10-2007, 06:25 PM
Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't!

05-10-2007, 07:32 PM
Meineke (sp): You won't pay a lot, but you will get a lot.

George Foreman: I guar-on-tee it!

Or, as I've done it, You won't get a lot, but you will pay a lot.

Sam Kenobi
05-10-2007, 09:43 PM
Sit and Sleep will beat anyone's advertised price of your matress is FREE !!!!! :w00t:

05-11-2007, 09:01 AM

Sam Kenobi
05-11-2007, 10:39 PM
Finish the fight!

Halo 3


05-12-2007, 11:09 AM
Apple Jacks Cereal - We eat what we like!

Sam Kenobi
05-13-2007, 05:24 AM
Nick Nick Nick, Nick Nick Nick Nick. Nickelodean!

05-14-2007, 12:10 AM
Wal Mart - Always low wages, I mean,prices! Always!

Sam Kenobi
05-14-2007, 03:54 AM

05-14-2007, 09:27 AM
One million strong and growwing.

Damn....can't remember what that was from. It was a kid singing....damn!

Sam Kenobi
05-14-2007, 05:48 PM
More Oveltine please!

06-20-2007, 03:22 PM
Anyone remember the Pepsi commercial that was to the tune of YMCA?

06-20-2007, 05:47 PM
the only pepsi comercial I can recall of the top of my head is Britney's...never liked pepsi, I was a coke guy.

06-20-2007, 05:55 PM
^ Blasphemy!

Darth Massacrus
07-04-2007, 10:50 PM
LG: Life's Good