Luke Skywalker for President 2008

[Matt Lightstalker]

Ok I need some people.

Representative: Luke Skywalker.
Project Leader: Matt Lightstalker.
Public Relations: Aiden Cook
Campaign promises: Jedi Master 2k5
Advisor: Forceflow
Joke Writer: Jedi Master Elad Kenobi

Ok i need some people to start sending me ideas and things our opposition is Vader and Yoda so look sharp!

[Aiden Cook]

Yeah ok I will help yah out

[Matt Lightstalker]

ok need more people, and start to wor on campaign promises.

[Jedi Master 2k5]

I"m in LUKE FOR PESIDENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ForceFlow]

i may help but who is the opposition?

[Jedi Master Elad Kenobi]

I pledge my alligence to... *OFFSCREEN* Palpatines dead?!?!?! I look like a ..... who? Luke Skydorker? Luke Skywalker?O.K. *ONSCREEN*
I pledge my alligence to Luke Skywalker! together we can*OFFSCREEN* HE'S JEDI?!?!? Oh well... *ONSCREEN* Together we can Restore peace to the galaxy!!!

[Jedi Master 2k5]

I pledge my alligence to... *OFFSCREEN* Palpatines dead?!?!?! I look like a ..... who? Luke Skydorker? Luke Skywalker?O.K. *ONSCREEN*
I pledge my alligence to Luke Skywalker! together we can*OFFSCREEN* HE'S JEDI?!?!? Oh well... *ONSCREEN* Together we can Restore peace to the galaxy!!!



LOL:rofl:

[Matt Lightstalker]

lol

yay more people keep 'em coming

[Jedi Master 2k5]

LUKE RULZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ForceFlow]

Matt u need a full party list as in prez luke first lady mara
who would his vice prez be whould fill his cabinet
if u cant get on often i can help u lead the project also to get ppl to vote for luke u have to use persuassion and etc.

(srry we r studying this in history and i have experince in school governement an speech and campaign organizing i can be serious and sound like a a-hole srry if i sound bossy)

[Matt Lightstalker]

(sok) now yes if you could help that would be good, and i take it ur in america? because if u are id like to do this a half aussie half american thing if thats ok with everyone?

[ForceFlow]

how does it work in Austrailia ??
and yes i am american :)
and its ok if we do it half and half i just need info on the aussie way of electing officals

-Fangs

[Jedi Master 2k5]

Same here. so who all are we going up against?

[ForceFlow]

vader and yoda

[Matt Lightstalker]

ok not sure if there is much difference but, in australia the electorals have like this huge party, but they don't have first ladys nd everything, they just have like treasurers and ministers nd stuff, i'm sure someone knows it exactly im only young so im not quite sure but we can work it out.

[Jedi Master 2k5]

yeah lets get ready to launch the campaign

[Matt Lightstalker]

OK
Campaign Promise No. 1: All planets will have better transport to Coruscant, all at a low cost.

And Elad get writin those jokes!

[ForceFlow]

secound promise: the outer rim will come under the governments jurisdition

do u approve matt?

[Matt Lightstalker]

yes yes i do. and also if we can get some outer rim officials we can make a good photo shoot.:wink:

[ForceFlow]

oh dear hear he goes! ;)

good idea

-Fangs

[Matt Lightstalker]

ok another promise: Everyone on Coruscant will hve better homes, especially the homeless people of the underworld.

[Jedi Master Elad Kenobi]

WHAT?!?!?! Can I be a part of this, as without my country you would not be here. Yes I represent the BRITISH!!!!!
(Look at the FEELING the KILLERS the BEATLES all them are british!!!!):happydance:

[Jedi Master Elad Kenobi]

CLEAN UNDERWARE!!!!! (Or boxers, knickers, don't get your pantys in a wad over it!!!):bye:

[Matt Lightstalker]

yes u r ur ment to b righting jokes and giving advice!

[Jedi Master 2k5]

I am pretty good in advertising

[Jedi Master Elad Kenobi]

Yes as to make everyone happy. All work and no play makes people sluggish, grumpy, and will lead to rebellion. Like when the senate was dissolved, everyone went nuts. ( It might all so be because they distroyed Alderan.) I propose that we all get somewhere to govern. Can I have the core worlds? And who is keeping a tab on the Chiss and the killiks? Should I be the head of the Sercurity services and the species liason officier?

[Matt Lightstalker]

ok 2k5 u work on advertisement and elad give everyone a place to govern, 1 place only.

[Jedi Master 2k5]

How is this? Step to the plate vote Skywalker in 2008

[Jedi Master Elad Kenobi]

Somewhere on the yoda/vader thing there was an agreement not to spam someones election campain up. SO LEAVE OR I WILL SET THE MILITARY ON YOU!

[Jedi Master Elad Kenobi]

PLZ look at it, as I have poured my time into it.(Might be rubbish, as it is my half term, and I am shattered. nuff' said!lol!)


Prez:Luke Skywalker.
First Lady: mara Jade Skywalker
Vice Prez: Obi-Wan Kenobi
Home Surcurity:Boba Fett
Attorney General:Jacen Solo
Surgeon General:GH7-Medical Droid

Sec of Defense:MACE WINDU
council:Ackbar, Bel Iblis, Gavin Darklighter, Wedge, Cracken, Dodonna, Tycho, and NJO Pealleon, Saesee Tiin, Yoda

Sec of Intelligence:TALON KARRDE
council:Ghent, Winter, Iella Wessiri-Antilles, Nylykerka, Garik "Face" Loran, and Kell Tainer, Booster, Shada Dukal, Admiral Hiram Drayson.

Sec of Education:JOCASTA NU
council:Streen, Kam Solusar, Ikrit

Sec of Treasury:LANDO
council:Booster, San Hill

Sec of Agriculture and Wildlife:UNCLE OWEN
council:Qui-Gon Jinn,Chewbacca, Boss Nass, Wicket, Nien Nunb, Dexter Jettser,

Sec of Foreign Affairs:C3PO
councilLobot, I-Five, Jagged Fel, Elegos A'Kla, Queen Mother Tenel Ka, Vergere, Droma, Crix Madine, Dash Rendar, and Talon Karrde

Sec of State:LEIA
council:Padme, Mon Mothma, Cal Omas, Borsk Fey'La, Jan Dodanna

Sec of Art & Culture:TIONNE
council:Gaeriel Captison, Prince Isolder, Bria Tharen

Sec of Technology:LOWBACCA
council:Watto, Danni Quee, R2-D2, Anakin Skywalker

Sec of Enegry:YARAEL POOF
council:Callista, Kam Solusar

[Jedi Master Elad Kenobi]

Can i be in charge of the military, and can I have Taris?

[Jedi Master Elad Kenobi]

Right, here is a list so far:

Master 2k5: Naboo, telos(maybe some advirtising on how luke will help them..?)Geonosis
Matt Lightstalker:Couruscant, Dantooine,Dagobah
Jedi Master Elad Kenobi: Taris, Yavin 4, Kamino, Nar shaddaa

[Jedi Master 2k5]

Cool I got Telos!!!

[Matt Lightstalker]

yes i like that set-up but no in charge of military. and step up to the plat is good but we also need something more i dunno gutsy.

[Jedi Master 2k5]

hmmmmmm what about Don't be a puke vote for Luke.

[Jedi Master Elad Kenobi]

Or: At one point my sister OWNED the republic, so vote for me!

[Jedi Master 2k5]

Cool I'll try that.

[ForceFlow]

u ppl scare me

[Jedi Master Elad Kenobi]

Come on! We are the best! Recruit people! It is needed! I have started telling people. We can win! What is the current problems? My laptop is fixed and I'm ready to go!!!!!

[Matt Lightstalker]

Awsome get people going for us.

[Jedi Master 2k5]

I'll pm my buddies to see if they want to join

[Jedi Master Elad Kenobi]

* walks into advertising building* ''hello?'' *walks to window.* ''Hello?''*walks to board room* '' Guys I...'' *Cries out in shock. Yoda for prez posters everywhere!*''NO!!!''
Morale of story: Start fighting, Yodas winning!

[Jedi Master Elad Kenobi]

Hello?, Come back, or I will send you spam of my singing karoake! lol,lol,lol!

[ForceFlow]

I think i am going to be sick! ^^^

[ForceFlow]

u like??

[Cydon]

Public Relations: Aiden Cook
He's inactive! So must for Luke! Death, DEATH, DEATH!!!!!!!!!!:rofl:

[ForceFlow]

i am giving up on this campaign! no one comes on it any more! i am voting for Vader!

[Cydon]

They will join us, or die.

[Matt Lightstalker]

I've been on holiday for a while Luke gives big payouts to big people now what's happening?

[Cydon]

You're joining us, or dying.

[ForceFlow]

I've been on holiday for a while Luke gives big payouts to big people now what's happening?

i left the campaign matt i am going for vader

[Jedi Master Elad Kenobi]

WHAT?!?!?! I will spam vaders Campain! NO!!! I am questioning lukes intentions now...

[Cydon]

SPAM! :nahnah:

[ForceFlow]

Fine Elad i will stay with the campaign if ONLY! i see the rest of you can commit!

[Cydon]

You have failed me for the last time...:vader:

[Jedi Master Elad Kenobi]

Cydon, leave. I was rash before and I will let you leave before this gets ugly.What issues is luke supporting guys?

[Cassus Fett]

Please can you keep your members out of the Vote Vader thread and we will stay out of yours, thank you.

[ForceFlow]

ok Cassus can do and will try!

-Fangs

[Jedi Master Elad Kenobi]

I wonder if we promised to cut back Space Pirates people would vote for us. Space rangers to deal with Mandolorians...

VOTE LUKE TO STOP PIRATES AND MANDOLORIANS RAIDING YOUR HOMES! VADER SUPPORTS PEOPLE LIKE BOBA FETT AND YODA SITS BACK AND DOES NOTHING!:happydance:

y'all done here?

LUKE SUPPORTS THE NO-CO-OPERATION BILL AGAINST BOUNTY HUNTERS AND MERCENARIES! VADER APPOSES
IT STIFFLY!
And finally,

VOTE FOR LUKE A MAN YOU CAN LOOK UP TO!
WILL NOT CHOKE YOU LIKE VADER AND CAN YOU LOOK UP TO YODA?

I beleive i can say I am simply the best! More to come.

[ForceFlow]

lol! very good elad!!!

[Jedi Master Elad Kenobi]

Thanks! someone PM matt.....

[Matt Lightstalker]

ok sorry havent been on the combine for ages, but I'm back with a vengance...
now I see you two have done awsome work while I've been gone and I like that campaign poster forceflow keep up the good work, now how about this?

Freedom for Wookiees
Voting rights for Ewoks
Nature Reserves on all planets with endangered species
Stop logging of Kashyyyk
A new Jedi Order
And finally DESTRUCTION OF THE SITH!!!

These are but some of the promises, what do you think?

[Jedi Master Elad Kenobi]

Ok, nice now get a photo of him looking thoughtful with his eyes in the direction of the promises, and a speech bubble saying; "Yes I do!"

[Matt Lightstalker]

OK can u pm me a hotmail or address of some sort so I can send it to you?

[ForceFlow]

i want to see ur butt around her more often mister lightstalker!!!

[Matt Lightstalker]

sorry im bak now so dont get too angry

[ForceFlow]

grrrr! lol i am not to angry i take out all of my frustration on Jedi Master Harrison.
Now we need more supporters!

[Matt Lightstalker]

Well, Elad can you do that?

[Jedi Master Elad Kenobi]

Eh? sorry, i been out of it for a while

[ForceFlow]

can you get more supporsters Elad? that is what Matt is saying.

[Jedi Master Elad Kenobi]

oK. Where have you been????:giveup::giveup::giveup:

[Darth Revenge]

Skywalker will fail, only can our Dark Lord lead Us All Hail Lord Vadar.

[ForceFlow]

oK. Where have you been????:giveup::giveup::giveup:



been here the whole time elad!



glory i am thinking of supporting vadar again.

[Jedi Master Elad Kenobi]

NNNOOO!!!

[ForceFlow]

good gods where have you been?!? you've been gone for ages

[Jedi Master Elad Kenobi]

Internet Connection in my house flatlined, but now I've moved.

[Horse_Head]

I scored these at Comic-Con on Friday...