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RedMirax
03-12-2003, 12:52 AM
Image 81


Winner: allforcedup

Caption: Luke: "You know Dad, you really should get a little sun every once in a while! Now, I know this place that's got two suns....."

Vader/Anakin: "Been there, done that."
Jedi_of_the_North
03-12-2003, 11:10 AM
LUKE: So Dad, am I going to look that bad when I get old?

VADER: Luke, I am your father and you will look like me!

LUKE: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
vodo
03-12-2003, 12:20 PM
"Luke you are adopted!!!!!!"
Sean-Walsh
03-12-2003, 01:16 PM
Vader: "Who knew.....I was so ugly under this mask?"
Luke: "Well, dad, I think we all pretty much assumed the worst."
Vader: "And with that, I die...thanks, kid."
Rogue_Jedi
03-12-2003, 09:01 PM
Assisted suicide in a galaxy far, far away.
Darth Whaler
03-12-2003, 09:47 PM
Luke: "I might be able to help you dad. You see, I'm not just the hair club president. I'm also a client."
Clara
03-12-2003, 11:42 PM
Luke: "There was more to the mask then just needing it to breath, wasn't there?

Anakin: "You fall into a pit of lava and see how you look afterwards."

Luke: "That's okay, I'll just take your word for it."
The Prism
03-13-2003, 12:14 AM
Luke was shocked when his new bride was unveiled on Married By America.
Darth Vegas
03-14-2003, 01:30 AM
Anakin: "You know son, with that helmet on, my farts have no means of escape, and now they doo!!!! Mwaahahaha!!" *let's one out*

Luke: "That's gross dad, almsot as gross as your face!!!"
allforcedup
03-14-2003, 04:04 PM
Luke: "Okay, I hope you're done looking at me with your own eyes because if I don't put this mask back over your head, I think I'm gonna hurl!"
allforcedup
03-14-2003, 04:29 PM
Luke: "You know Dad, you really should get a little sun every once in a while! Now, I know this place that's got two suns....."

Vader/Anakin: "Been there, done that."
Obitwokenobi
03-15-2003, 01:48 PM
Darth Vader then placed his pinky to the corner of his mouth, Austin Powers style and said,
"Luke, I am your father."
"Really?"
"No, not really."

Star Wars making fun of Austin Powers making fun of Star Wars!
Saeth
03-16-2003, 03:46 AM
Vader: Luke...one thing...you must know...watch out for...the...pink...BUNNIES! *dies*
Rogue_Jedi
03-16-2003, 01:07 PM
VADER: I am your father's, brother's, sister's, cousin's former roommate.
LUKE: What does that make us?
VADER: Absolutely nothing! Which is what this battle station is about to become!
Rogue_Jedi
03-16-2003, 01:08 PM
LUKE: I love you, man!
VADER: Dude, you're not getting my Bud Lite.
bodhisattva yoda
03-16-2003, 02:44 PM
luke tries to console his dying father while all he can think about is how much money he'll make selling the infamous vader helmet on ebay.

luke: there there, dad. there there.
vader: can i have my helmet back now? i can't breathe.
luke: there there, dad. there there.
Krogenar
03-18-2003, 10:04 AM
Luke realizes too late that his father was vacuum-sealed for freshness.
Siamese Sith
03-18-2003, 10:45 PM
Luke: "you're one ugly..."
Anakin: "mutha fucqer"
kwawin
03-19-2003, 02:07 PM
VADER: "Luke..."

LUKE: "Yes?"

VADER: "Luke..."

LUKE: "Yes Father?"

VADER: "Remove your knee from my groin, you little..." [groans and dies]
jawajedi
03-21-2003, 10:00 AM
Luke: Can I keep the Vader outfit after you die? It would make a great Halloween costume.
Javen
03-23-2003, 12:30 PM
Luke"You look just like the pictures of Humpty Dumpty."
JediBendu
03-26-2003, 07:39 PM
"No Luke, I am your mother..."
Mann
03-26-2003, 08:53 PM
Anakin: "Luke, you must find the ring, and help Frodo!"

Lucas: "hey! wrong franchise!"

Anakin: I'm sorry, but look at this shot, I mean, you can't honestly think they didn;t steal this for the movie!"
Mann
03-26-2003, 08:53 PM
Luke: Then my father is truly dead...

Anakin: I'm not dead yet!
Jango
03-26-2003, 10:01 PM
style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif
Krogenar
03-28-2003, 09:02 PM
Vader: "Luke... help me take off this ... harmonica... it's been mounted inside my helmet for years...."
Luke: "But you won't be able to get in on any 'jam sessions' with the Ewoks...."
Vader: "Nothing can stop that now..."
Jedi Kum-ahK
03-29-2003, 04:19 PM
Luke: "Hey, you're not my father!"

Anakin:"Right you are son...I'm your old neighbour on Tatooine whom you used to steal apples from...and I gotcha now!!"
Darth Vegas
03-29-2003, 04:29 PM
Anakin to Luke: "Peek-a-boo!!! I see you!!"
T-bone
03-29-2003, 04:43 PM
"You are soooooooo punished, young man."
Mann
03-29-2003, 07:37 PM
The climactic scene from the new all male version of Phantom of the Opera
RedMirax
04-01-2003, 08:44 PM
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