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RedMirax
03-12-2003, 12:51 AM
Image 80
This image contributed by Blizz
Winner: xSithHappensx
Caption: Rosebud
Jedi_of_the_North
03-12-2003, 11:11 AM
Yoda's death bed confession
YODA: Luke, I am your father...and I'm gay!
Yoda to luke: Higher Higher Higher ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the spot ha been scratched now I can die happy.
bodhisattva yoda
03-12-2003, 12:26 PM
yoda: help me, you must. want to die a virgin, i do not.
Sean-Walsh
03-12-2003, 01:14 PM
"Closer................closer...............closer. .............."
"Luke, dying I am. Move closer, I cannot!"
Rogue_Jedi
03-12-2003, 09:03 PM
YODA: Stuck in my zipper, it is. Help me, you will.
Darth Whaler
03-12-2003, 09:45 PM
Yoda enjoyed those butterfly kisses at night.
Clara
03-12-2003, 11:50 PM
Luke: "Yoda's dead? No, wait, I think he just said something... Pardon, say that again? I have a big nose!? I'll big nose you you green, pointy-eared freak!"
The Prism
03-13-2003, 12:12 AM
Yoda: Excellent! A picture, my timed-camera just took ! Once this gets out, cause a bunch of fans to write many gay joke captions, it will!
Siamese Sith
03-13-2003, 03:09 AM
Yoda "Luke.............................................. luke *cough cough hack* luuuuuke, when gone am I, the last of these movies will there be.......................luke...........lu........ ....ke....you.....are........doomed to be *ack COUGH COUGH BLECH*
Luke pulls in even closer...
Yoda " ty..pe..ca...s...t"
(Yoda disapears)
Darth Vegas
03-14-2003, 01:18 AM
Luke: "I don't believe it. It's too big!"
Yoda: "Size matters not."
Luke: "Master moving stones is one thing, this is totally different!!!"
Yoda: "No no different, only different in your mind, you must unlearn what you have learned."
Luke: "Alright I'll give it a try."
Yoda: "No try not, do or do not, there is no try."
allforcedup
03-14-2003, 04:00 PM
Yoda: "You wanted to know what happened to Rimmer? Well, come closer... closer still... Aaaahhh..."
(YODA DISAPPEARS)
Luke: "You goit!"
darksithlord5
03-14-2003, 05:35 PM
Luke: Wohhhh! Yoda you were right yours is bigger than mine!!
Yoda: Wheres the 5 dollars you owe me yes!
Luke: AHHHHHHH! take it! i cant get that picture out of my mind!!
Yoda:HEHEHHEHE! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
xSithHappensx
03-15-2003, 03:08 AM
Rosebud.
padmeamidala
03-15-2003, 01:13 PM
"Oh my son, my grown up son...I'm so very proud of you...now I am complete..."
Obitwokenobi
03-15-2003, 01:18 PM
Yoda: Luke, get the popcorn you must, and watch Lord of the Rings Extended Edition we will.
Luke already on the way to get the popcorn: Woohoo!
Looks like everyone likes LotR
Darth Vegas
03-18-2003, 01:56 AM
Luke: "That's no shlong!!! That's a space station!"
Darth Vegas
03-18-2003, 01:58 AM
Yoda: "Strong am I with the climax, but not that strong."
Darth Coil
03-18-2003, 08:13 AM
Luke: "Are you crazy? I'm not bringing you milk and cookies! You've just brushed your teeth!"
Yoda: "Ah please? Just this once?"
kwawin
03-19-2003, 02:01 PM
LUKE: "Dende, as guardian of the dragonballs, you can't die!"
YODA: "WTF?"
Rogue_Jedi
03-21-2003, 12:29 AM
YODA: Will you read me a bedtime story?
Lord Rocha
03-21-2003, 12:32 AM
YODA : Now Young Skywalker ,as your father never did i will love you
LUKE : How ??
YODA : dont see, feel you must.
jawajedi
03-21-2003, 09:46 AM
Yoda: There is another Sky...walker...
Luke: Yeah, yeah, whatever. What I really want to know is how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop?
Obitwokenobi
03-21-2003, 07:01 PM
Yoda: Luke, get me Ex-lax, you must. Need it, I do.
Javen
03-23-2003, 12:26 PM
Yoda"I love you"
Luke" I know"
Obitwokenobi
03-24-2003, 10:22 PM
Yoda: Luke... time to burp me, it is!
Luke: Um, I hear my sister calling me... from Bespin...
allforcedup
03-25-2003, 11:54 AM
Yoda: "Lean in just a little more..."
(LUKE LEANS CLOSER)
Yoda: "D'ya hear that squeak? It's driving me crazy! You think it's the bed frame? It kept me up all night, last night. Damn, bed! D'ya hear it... huh?!?"
Master_MJade
03-25-2003, 03:16 PM
Yoda: There's something up there
Darth Vegas
03-26-2003, 10:37 AM
Luke: "What's in there?"
Yoda: "Only that which you take with you."
Yoda: Control you must learn control!
Luke: Sorry Master....
Darth Vegas
03-27-2003, 05:17 PM
Yoda: "When 900 years old you reach, be as hung you will not, hmm?!"
Erick Landrider
03-27-2003, 08:05 PM
Luke: Master lifting X-wings is one thing, but passing stones is totally different
Yoda:No!No different. Only different in your...
Brian
03-28-2003, 09:15 PM
Luke whispers sweet nothings in Yoda's ear...
Seanakin
03-28-2003, 09:21 PM
Luke: I don't...I don't BELIEVE it!!!
Yoda: THAT...is why you FLAIL.
Krogenar
03-29-2003, 12:13 AM
^ LOL
Jedi Kum-ahK
03-29-2003, 04:02 PM
Luuuuke, get me my condoms, you must...waiting, she is...getting weak, I am...
Luke, help me, you must! Waiting Yaddle is! To prop it up I need too.
RedMirax
04-01-2003, 08:43 PM
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