The WTF moments in everyday Life

[Fallen One]

I could not find a thread based on this so I decided to start a thread about the moments that each one of us have everyday that just makes you want to say What the ****:blink: I will start:

1. Yesterday while at a Bass pro shop for those who don't know it is a massive sporting goods store from Fishing poles to guns,camping gear etc. Anyways I went to the bathroom in the Stahl next to me a Fellow sit that down had Big time runs he was also grunting, moaning, talking to himself, EATING POPCORN and had a coke with him. WTF:blink:

2. While also visiting the hell hoe known as Walmart I encountered a Mother and her son that just by guessing was around 8 or 9 years old as I walked by the Toy section he was screaming at the top of his Lungs crying throwing things because his mother had told him no to a toy he wanted. As the mother leaned down to whisper in his ear to calm him down he steps back and slaps his mother in the face very hard now I was a good 50 to 60 feet from them in the electronics and the pop was very evident now it gets worse he also grabs a toy car or some kind of toy in the asile and throws it at her as well as I stood there in utter shock, expecting her to whoop his little ass right then in there or take him to the bathroom to wear him out she says to her kid ( I'm going to count to Three and you better calm down or I will tell your father) :thud:WTF

I'm interested to hear everyone else's WTF moments dont be shy put them up...

[Darth Massacrus]

alright. in my dormitory here, the RA's have taken to banning all tobbacco from the dorms, except cigarettes. Anyone caught with dip is having it confiscated and thrown out, but those of us with cigarettes can flaunt them all we want, and smoke them too. now how the 5@*% is one better than the other???

[ForceFlow]

my neighbor who hates my guts never closes the blinds to his bedroom window. i was out walking my dog and i looked up to see his entire room bathed in a blood red light. i rekon there in some kinda cult but man wt

[JediKeri]

How about people who don't know how to drive in snow and ice? We're in the middle of a snow storm here in Kansas, and my parents and I went to the city. (Probably not the smartest thing) Anyway, we saw people driving 60 miles an hour on slush, snow and probably ice. And I actually lost count of the many wrecks we saw. And most of those people had actually passes US. Go figure.

[kopernikuz]

my neighbor who hates my guts never closes the blinds to his bedroom window. i was out walking my dog and i looked up to see his entire room bathed in a blood red light. i rekon there in some kinda cult but man wt
I don't think you're my neighbor, because I don't hate anyone's guts... lol... but I have a room that at night is bathed in a red light seen through the window... but it's the heat lamp above one of my lizards that is mostly nocturnal.

As for my WT? have you seen the trailer for "Norbit" with Eddie Murphy?

[Sarah-Leia]

Once Lily and I were about to get on the school bus to get home and everyone was jostling, and pushing etc. and then when we got to the ticket machine the bus driver yelled at us to stop pushing and get out and go to the end of the line. WTF. We weren't pushing, we were being pushed.

[Darth Massacrus]

heres a really good WTF moment from a rerun of Married w/ Children I just saw. : Peggy gets a job in the clock department of a department store, and this dimwit comes in and asks if any of the clocks are for sale. WTF?
So Peggy says, rather sarcasticallly, no. The manager heard this, though, and, being as dimwitted as the customer, asks why the clocks arent for sale. WTF? Then realizing it will soon be Daylight Savings Time, he tells Peggy to reset every single clock in the store before she leaves, eeven though the clocks all inicate it is 1 hour till the store closes. WTF???

[Tovor]

Here is a WTF moment from a couple of weeks ago. I was in Subway at the counter looking over the menu to decide what I wanted. The kid behind the counter, the sandwhich maker, was wearing the rubber gloves they have to wear while they prepare food.
"Can I help you, sir?" he asks me.
"Just give me a minute, I don't know what I want yet," I said.
"Okay, let me know when you're ready," he said, and stood off to the side.
Then I noticed that he was eating a piece of those delish soft cookies they have. Big deal. Right, no big deal.

He takes another piece of cookie and puts it in his mouth, and chews.
Then another piece he puts into his mouth, his fingers touching his mouth as well as the food. And he was wearing his rubber gloves. The same gloves he would be handling my food with. I bit my lip, even though this display was irritating me. Was I making too much out of too little?

Then he goes and moves some stuff over, handles a few things, puts them down, pushes the door open into the back room, in which I see him push a work cart aside. All while wearing his rubber gloves. The same gloves he would be handling my food with.

But no, he would surely peel off the gloves before he made my sub and put a fresh pair on. I decided what I wanted, a chicken and bacon ranch sub. He opens the door to the bread case and takes out the bread I had said I wanted. Still wearing the same gloves.

WTF?

So I says to him, "Yo, you gonna change those gloves or what?"
He was totally uncomprehensive. "Why?"
"Because you've been eating with those gloves and touching your mouth--which may be as clean as holy water but I don't think I stand alone in feeling that I don't want some guy feeding himself before he handles my food. And then you've touched just about everything else here with the same gloves hands you intend to handle my food with; which in case you still haven't caught on, defeats the whole purpose of wearing rubber gloves when you handle food."
Then he tried to tell me that he only touched the door and the cart with the bottom of his hand (where it meets the wrist) and not the part he takes the food in. I couldn't believe that I still hadn't gotten through to him. WTF was he trying to do, justify his carelessness rather than follow the widespread rules of the food service industry, or in that case, me who pointed his sloppiness out to him?

So finally he relented and removed the gloves and put new ones on, and made me my sub. He was extra helpful and polite when I told him what I wanted on it, and gave me extra olives and banana peppers when I asked for them. When he was almost done he got a paper towel to wipe some food off his gloves before handling another food item, and I did not notice that he'd handled the dispenser handle with his gloved hand. He stopped before resuming the sub preparation and asked me if I wanted thim to change his glove, since he'd touched the handle. I said no, though I should have said yes. I don't believe that he was being sarcastic by asking me, I think he was truly clueless as to why he should have done it without asking or being told, as if I was the only person who really cared about the gloves remaining food-sterile, and that he only really needed to if I "wanted" him to do it.

His sloppy procedures bothered me even after I left. I did not go back, nor did I call corporate which I had considered doing.

That was my WTF moment

[Fallen One]

I have seen that before and have walked out of subway because of that great WTF tovor..

[Tovor]

I may be too overforgiving. :blink:

[Fallen One]

I may be too overforgiving. :blink:We will find out if you get hepatitus:bye:

[Tovor]

Good point. :shocked:

[Justin]

At the Subway by my workplace they wear plastic gloves, and always change them before starting a new sandwich.

But Tovor, it's better than in some McDonalds'es where they don't wear gloves because they think you can't see them.

[Fallen One]

Here's a new Encounter at my Local mall true story as I was leaving the mall outside I notice a couple engaged in a screaming match nothing unusual about that I have seen it happen quite a bit as I get closer going to my car The man slaps the woman in the face in total shock and boderline Irate as to what I had just seen I make my way over they were a good 60 or 70 feet just to tell you how loud and unruly this situtation was. I get about half way there when the woman says out loud to the man is that all you got ***** slaping the man back now I'm very sure I will have to break this up before I can even make a dash at them they both proceed to tell each other they love one another and profusely make out:what::shocked:WTF... strange times we live in..

[Jedi Master Harrison]

Here's a new Encounter at my Local mall true story as I was leaving the mall outside I notice a couple engaged in a screaming match nothing unusual about that I have seen it happen quite a bit as I get closer going to my car The man slaps the woman in the face in total shock and boderline Irate as to what I had just seen I make my way over they were a good 60 or 70 feet just to tell you how loud and unruly this situtation was. I get about half way there when the woman says out loud to the man is that all you got ***** slaping the man back now I'm very sure I will have to break this up before I can even make a dash at them they both proceed to tell each other they love one another and profusely make out:what::shocked:WTF... strange times we live in..

Everywhere you go people slap each other, you should stay in! :nahnah:

[Fallen One]

Everywhere you go people slap each other, you should stay in! :nahnah:These are things I have seen in the last 2 or 3 weeks which is why I started this thread, craziness all around:w00t:

[Cydon]

Every moment for me is a WTF?!?!?!??!?!?!?

[QuigonWindu]

I usually don't like going to Wal-Mart, but I do when i have to. One time when I was there, I saw beef jerkey near the register with the rest of the impulse buy items. They were labeled 44 cents each or 2 for a dollar. I see a guy come and pick one up, look at the sign, and grab a second one.

[Blizzard]

WTF! It's QGW!!!!! :happydance:

[Tovor]

At the Subway by my workplace they wear plastic gloves, and always change them before starting a new sandwich.

But Tovor, it's better than in some McDonalds'es where they don't wear gloves because they think you can't see them.
You've just reminded me of an experience I had at Arby's once. I was at the counter after the paying, waiting for my meal to be done. Meanwhile there was a girl in the food prep area, who either did not realize she could be seen by the counter, or did not realize anyone was watching her, or did not think there was anything wrong with what she did to have to worry that anyone could or would see her.

WTF #1: She was scrubbing the prep-counter next to the grill with a sponge. Then she stops the sponge action to prepare a sandwich. She drops the sponge and it does a sponge-bounce and lands next to, and touching, a sandwich bun waiting for use.

WTF #2: She gets ready to handle food to prepare a sandwich. She is not wearing rubber gloves.

WTF #3: Her ungloved hands are the same as when she had held the dirty sponge a moment ago, unwashed.

I immediately said to her manager, who was facing me with her back to the food prep area, "Are she going to wash her hands before she makes my sandwich? She has no gloves on, and just washed the counter with a dirty rag!" (In fact, she wasn't preparing my sandwich just then, but that's irrelevant.)

The manager told her to wash her hands before she handled any food. So the girl did.

WTF #4: She went to the sink and ran her hands under the water quickly, and dried them and headed back to the food prep. I didn't even bother saying anything to the manager to say to her. I bluntly said out loud, "Try using soap too!"

The manager told her, "Use soap!"

WTF #5: The girl gives me a dirty look and goes back and soaps up her hands.

The manager, still ringing people up at the register, followed up with, "Wash 'em twice, girl."

I kept my eye on the girl the whole time to be certain she didn't dab the sponge in my food, or do anything else nasty, and she knew that I was watching her and did nothing.

[QuigonWindu]

I forgot I cell phone in somebody else's room and realized it at about 2:30 when everyone had gone to sleep. So now I have to stay up all night because I wouldn't be able to get up by 8:30 if I had went to sleep, and I'm tired as hell. WTF

Oh yeah, my cell phone is also my alarm clock.

[JediKeri]

You've just reminded me of an experience I had at Arby's once. I was at the counter after the paying, waiting for my meal to be done. Meanwhile there was a girl in the food prep area, who either did not realize she could be seen by the counter, or did not realize anyone was watching her, or did not think there was anything wrong with what she did to have to worry that anyone could or would see her.

WTF #1: She was scrubbing the prep-counter next to the grill with a sponge. Then she stops the sponge action to prepare a sandwich. She drops the sponge and it does a sponge-bounce and lands next to, and touching, a sandwich bun waiting for use.

WTF #2: She gets ready to handle food to prepare a sandwich. She is not wearing rubber gloves.

WTF #3: Her ungloved hands are the same as when she had held the dirty sponge a moment ago, unwashed.

I immediately said to her manager, who was facing me with her back to the food prep area, "Are she going to wash her hands before she makes my sandwich? She has no gloves on, and just washed the counter with a dirty rag!" (In fact, she wasn't preparing my sandwich just then, but that's irrelevant.)

The manager told her to wash her hands before she handled any food. So the girl did.

WTF #4: She went to the sink and ran her hands under the water quickly, and dried them and headed back to the food prep. I didn't even bother saying anything to the manager to say to her. I bluntly said out loud, "Try using soap too!"

The manager told her, "Use soap!"

WTF #5: The girl gives me a dirty look and goes back and soaps up her hands.

The manager, still ringing people up at the register, followed up with, "Wash 'em twice, girl."

I kept my eye on the girl the whole time to be certain she didn't dab the sponge in my food, or do anything else nasty, and she knew that I was watching her and did nothing.


LOL, it's because of people like you I won't work in the food industry anymore!:nahnah:

[Tovor]

LOL, it's because of people like you I won't work in the food industry anymore!:nahnah:
You don't ever wash with soap either, eh? Not even when you come out of the bathroom?

[Fallen One]

I have a story on resturants some might find amusing or disturbing. True story About a year and a half ago some friends of mine went out to a place called Outback steakhouse for dinner my friend Derek and his wife amy both are big steak eaters so derek orders a T-bone medium well, they noticed right away the attitude of there waitress who acted like she was doing them a favor waiting on them anyways they could not get her for anything refills nothing she finally brings there food out for which took a hour to bring out and Immediatley Derek notices his steak is blood red barley seared. So being the paitent guy I know he just says nicely this is to rare for me it needs a little more time on the grill the waitress kinda gets cute with him but says ok so after about 15 more mintues passes she brings his steak out which looks right on cooked just the way he wanted he thanked the girl he a super nice guy. He eats about half of it and feels at little not sick he said but not right so they ask for a box and leave. Amy decides she wants to go to circuit city to look at digital cameras so they go he starts to feel extremely sick sweating ect. They go in and and it hits him dead on he runs back out side pukes all over the sidewalk so amy gets him back in the car he is in very bad shape she decides to take him the the ER. They run some test and dont know whats wrong with him the doctor ask him if he has ate anything within the last 2 or 3 hours and of course they say yes they still have some in a box in the car the doc ask to see the food turns out soemone had urinated all over the steak and had put some other stuff o it I can not remember what it was but the Docotr told him if he had ate anymore he might have died. So they still have a lawsuit pending on Outback and both the cook and waitress was fired. WTF...

[Fallen One]

And tovor I'm with you buddy on that i dont care how much of a ******* I look like I dont play around when it comes to my food and how people are handling it. I have walked out of many places and had it out with many people..

[QuigonWindu]

Over Winter Break me and my friend went to Pizza Hut. It was kinda late and there were only about 5 other partiesin the whole restaurant. We got our food pretty quickly but then we had to wait 45 minutes before ever getting a single refill. At first everytime our waitress would pass we would suck on our straws obnoxiously, but that didn't work. So after that we would start saying loudly "I SURE AM THIRSTY", or "I WISH I HAD SOMETHING TO DRINK". That didn't work so we just put our cups on the edge of the table and waited about 5 minutes until she refilled them. wtf.

It was really annoying, but we got our revenge through not tipping her... and stealing one of the cups... and stealing a shredded cheese shaker.

[Darth Massacrus]

why am I reminded of the times that fastfood employees have called the cops on me for passiing fake money jjust because they didnt know that 2 dollar bills are real?

[Sarah-Leia]

There's this really annoying girl at our school who clings on to Lily and I like a leech, and once in year 5 we said "Leave us alone just for once, please!" and so she "left us alone" and later when Lily and I were playing near the tennis courts we looked into the bushes and there was her face, peeking out and staring at us.
Lily: "Roxanna! What are you doing? We told you to leave us alone! Stop spying on us!"
Roxanna: "I'm not looking at you! I'm looking at that bit of grass near your feet!"
Lily's feet were covered by a wall, the wall we were sitting on.

W. T. F.

[Darth Massacrus]

heres yet another fast food one: me and an ex girlfriend were at a Burger King, and we see this fat guy (were talking Yo Mama Joke fat here) order two triple whoppers with extra cheese and bacon, two King size Onion Rings, side of cheesecake, and a Diet Coke. we also heard him joke to the cashier, " make it a Diet coke, I'm trying to loose a few puonds..."



WTF????????????

[Cydon]

LOL! Thats funny!

SUPERSIZE ME!!!

[Darth Massacrus]

you arent already??? Kidding, kidding!:innocent:

[Cydon]

:bop::spank::viking: I've never supersized a meal. I'm in that train of thought cause I've watched Supersize Me! and 30 Days today.

[JediKeri]

You don't ever wash with soap either, eh? Not even when you come out of the bathroom?

Ha! No It's just I really hate smart*** customers. It's when I get those kind of people I just take my time in helping them out. And I get supper nice it annoys them.:devil:

[JediKeri]

heres yet another fast food one: me and an ex girlfriend were at a Burger King, and we see this fat guy (were talking Yo Mama Joke fat here) order two triple whoppers with extra cheese and bacon, two King size Onion Rings, side of cheesecake, and a Diet Coke. we also heard him joke to the cashier, " make it a Diet coke, I'm trying to loose a few puonds..."



WTF????????????

People have it in their heads if they just order a diet drink but still eat what they want that they'll loose some weight. :giveup:

[Jedi Master Harrison]

People have it in their heads if they just order a diet drink but still eat what they want that they'll loose some weight. :giveup:

WTF?! Do you mean it doesn't work?! :lol:

I had a WTF moment today. We were 3-1 down in a big football match when my team played a really good move and scored a good goal from it. There were only 5 minutes left so we still had a chance to draw the game and you would have thought the team would have really cheered and been really up for trying to get that 3rd goal. But there was no celebration and we walked slowly back to the centre, as if we had just conceeded a goal! WTF?! :banghead:

[Tovor]

People have it in their heads if they just order a diet drink but still eat what they want that they'll loose some weight. :giveup:
Indeed. Like those people who buy snacks advertised as "low fat" and then eat twice as much, thinking they have a free ticket becuase it has less fat than the normal snacks.

[Blizzard]

two triple whoppers with extra cheese and bacon, two King size Onion Rings, side of cheesecake, and a Diet Coke.

People have it in their heads if they just order a diet drink but still eat what they want that they'll loose some weight. :giveup:To lose weight??? Hell no. But that is actually how my son and I eat. We are diabetic and need the carbs, but can't drink regular pop, it's instant sugar.

[QuigonWindu]

This is kinda gross but I feel I should say it anyway.

I was going to thro up and I somehow managed to sit down infront of the toilet, facing it; yet did not get any vomit inside of it. So I' have been cleaning my bathroom all day. WTF. I such at aiming.


Side Note: When I have kids I plan on instilling a large fear and respect of Jack Daniels into them from a very young age.

[Darth Massacrus]

my WTF of the day is the discovery that none of the names I sumitted for the Darth Who Jacen Solo contest were picked.

[Tovor]

I have condo listed in a few online roommates and rentals sites, and IU've been fielding phone calls and responding to emails about it. Today, yesterday I mean, I got a phone call from a guy who had more questions beyond what I indicated in the ad. Not a problem. I've been getting contacted by both men and women, and what is surprising is that I've been contacted by more women than men. But that isn't the WTF moment that occured today.

No, today's WTF moment came at the end of 3 questions he asked me.

1- "Do you have a private lawn?" No, although I have a grasssy area behind my condo, it is far from private.
2- "So you can't sunbath nude out there?" No, you cannot. And some of my neighbors are nappy so I'm glad they can't sunbath naked.
3- "Do you have any problems with having a gay roommate?" No. To each his own.
4- "I like to live free. How do you feel about me being naked indoors?" You keep that thing sheathed unless you're in your bedroom or bathroom. I don't want some guy swinging naked in my direction nor sitting bare-balled on my couch. :blink:

I'm still wondering if this guy was a jokester or not.

[Jedi Master Harrison]

I have condo listed in a few online roommates and rentals sites, and IU've been fielding phone calls and responding to emails about it. Today, yesterday I mean, I got a phone call from a guy who had more questions beyond what I indicated in the ad. Not a problem. I've been getting contacted by both men and women, and what is surprising is that I've been contacted by more women than men. But that isn't the WTF moment that occured today.

No, today's WTF moment came at the end of 3 questions he asked me.

1- "Do you have a private lawn?" No, although I have a grasssy area behind my condo, it is far from private.
2- "So you can't sunbath nude out there?" No, you cannot. And some of my neighbors are nappy so I'm glad they can't sunbath naked.
3- "Do you have any problems with having a gay roommate?" No. To each his own.
4- "I like to live free. How do you feel about me being naked indoors?" You keep that thing sheathed unless you're in your bedroom or bathroom. I don't want some guy swinging naked in my direction nor sitting bare-balled on my couch. :blink:

I'm still wondering if this guy was a jokester or not.

I was just a bit bored Tov, so I thought I'd wind you up. :wink: WTF?!

[Darth Massacrus]

WTF moments dont always have to be bad. They can also be funny moments, like the one I had at an area big box store called Big Lots!

The 'L' in the backlit sign went out, so the store name said in big red letter, : Big ots!

And there are tons of these moments, like seeing an ad in a grocery store flyer that misspells I cant believe its not butter as 'I can believe its not butter' or worse....


Also, a couple of days ago I saw this guy driving a 1976 AMC Pacer on the highway. That alone is a WTF moment

[QuigonWindu]

16 Team Pong tournament, winners get 110 dollars. 1st match. Came back from 2 cups left to 6 cups left and won. Second round we had 1 cup left, other team had 9. They came almost all the way back but we pulled it out. Semifinals; dominated our opponents. Finals- Lose by one cup. W...T...F.

[Tovor]

I was just a bit bored Tov, so I thought I'd wind you up. :wink: WTF?!
Ohhhh...if I had known it was you, well, :wink: .

[Darth Massacrus]

the following newspaper clipping:

[JediKeri]

Thank you Captian Obvious! (You can thank my sister in law for that comment!):devil:

[Fallen One]

Well I'm back and boy do I have a WTF to tell all of you..

Last Wednesday I went to the gym I went through my workout I go back into the locker to shower and change clothes I dont know how many people here go to a gym but there are certain things you do not do kinda unwritten rules if you will when it comes to the locker room. Well as I'am getting dressed this guy strikes up a conversation with the guy beside me as I'am tying my shoes not thinking much about it but as I look up there he is standing butt naked in front of the guy. the guy beside me quickly tells the guy if he would mind covering himself up a little if he is going to stand there and talk to him the guy is literally sanding about 7 or 8 feet in front no towel just talking to him he quickly takes offence to the statement saying " I take it you are not a locker room type of guy":blink: He says no I just tend to not enjoy a man standing in front of me naked cover your self up or get out of my face he quickly leaves. The guy besides he looks over at me and says can you ****ing believe this guy. So I finish dressing grab my bag walk to the front where the Mirrors and sink are to comb my hair and get out and out of the corner of my eye I see the old man still butt naked standing in front of the Hand dryer with his crotch hoisted up drying his "Fellas" while smiling in the mirror at himself:blink::blink: WTF...

[QuigonWindu]

I'm a member of a gym. And naked guys in the locker room isn't anything weird. I cover up; but a lot of dudes don't. It's to be expected. especially older guys.

[Fallen One]

I'm a member of a gym. And naked guys in the locker room isn't anything weird. I cover up; but a lot of dudes don't. It's to be expected. especially older guys.You missed the point somehow:giveup: the guy was standing in front of him with no attempt at covering and then is drying his balls using the automatic hand dryer right out in front of everyone smiling, what do you not get? That is far from normal behavior, Did I say anything about dudes being naked as weird in the locker room no i was Nude the guy beside was but you don't walk around trying to start conversations with people without covering yourself and you sure as hell dont use the automatic hand drier for that while smiling at everyone it was a WTF moment..

[Darth Massacrus]

heres a good one that just happenned to me: as the snow here on campus is getting pretty bad, some classes got cancelled, including my English class. There was a sign on the English class' door that read "classes cancelled due to excrement weather".

WTF??

[JediKeri]

ROFL! Looks like your english teacher needs to brush up on his spelling!

[kopernikuz]

Perhaps he was just being clever... a polite way to say the weather is "sh!tty" :P

[Darth Massacrus]

^actually, I later saw that prof. and asked her about the sign, and she said something like 'oops'

[kopernikuz]

LOL... still clever when you think about it. She's unwittingly clever. :)

[Darth Massacrus]

^oh, It certainly was unwittingly...


todays WTF moment: there was a pretty heavy night last night in my dorm, and the carpeting on the stairs was sorta damp. Well, at the bottom of the stairs, On the inside of the exit door, there was a sign from the RA that said, due to the slight prescence of blood and tobbacco juice on the carpet, anyone caught using this staircase will be written up. THANKS FOR LETTING ME KNOW THAT ONLY AFTER I WENT DOWN THREE FLIGHTS OF STAIRS!!!! Its like going to a public restroom, taking a dump in the toilet, having the toilet water hit you in the face as you flush it, and as you leave, theres a notice on the inside of the door saying: WARNING: toilet water might hit you in the face. Its just like that. WTF????

[JediKeri]

Here's my moment:

Mom and I are shopping in a shoe store, and for no reason a 3 year old boy comes up to me a kicks me in the shin. WTF?

[cj790]

Seen in local newspaper personal ads:

"aggressive loner, apperently unattractive, seeks woman with low self esteem"

and:

"doesn't wash hair but can scrub up nicely, looking for anything with a pulse"

I have to say I'm intrigued by the second ;)

Memorable at any rate! Better than anything I could come up with!

[Coltonxx]

Man i had a food moment today, I was at subway and theres a line so im standing off to the side and i look behind the counter to see this lady sweeping off the counter, it was all okay until she sweeped of some lettuce and tomatoes and they fell on the wet dirty floor then she picked them back up and put them on someones sandwich..i just turned around and left..Wtf?

[Darth Massacrus]

another headline I found. WTF???????????:

[JediKeri]

Where the heck did you find that?!?!

[Zedekk]

I like WTF moments. they are funny when they happen to other people but anyway. My room mate goes into the fridge and takes out the Ceasar salad pack I just bought and fixes it for her self. I confronted her and then she says yeah I just can't remember buying that ceasar salad. *?* you don't remember buying the food but you're gonna eat it anyway? now I don't put any food in the kitchen because I don't have the money to be feeding that fat cow.

[Horse_Head]

WTF?! Fat cows need food too! :P

[Zedekk]

WTF?! Fat cows need food too! :P
LOL you're right.

[Coltonxx]

I like WTF moments. they are funny when they happen to other people but anyway. My room mate goes into the fridge and takes out the Ceasar salad pack I just bought and fixes it for her self. I confronted her and then she says yeah I just can't remember buying that ceasar salad. *?* you don't remember buying the food but you're gonna eat it anyway? now I don't put any food in the kitchen because I don't have the money to be feeding that fat cow.


Lol yeah that was pretty rude of her:nahnah: ..I really hate it when people touch or take my things without asking it really bugs me:glare:

[Darth Massacrus]

My WTF moment for today actually was told to me by my CIS course professor, who said that a student in the previous class had sent her thier midterm lab assignment 10 times without remembering to attach the assignment. It made me laugh and wonder how that person got into college at all.....

[kopernikuz]

In another thread I noticed a story about parents getting an apology from an airline because the parents couldn't control their kid and the family was asked to deboard the flight. I can't stand parents who think the whole world has to deal with their rambunctious kids because they don't know how to get them under control. Don't get me wrong... my kids have acted up in public too... but I don't look around and expect people to just deal with it... I do something with them or leave or whatever... I don't expect the world to apologize for being annoyed by my kids being rude or disruptive.

I mean, it was right to refund the parents... but the parents should be apologizing... not the airline.

On the other hand... we have a big family, but my kids are pretty well behaved in restaurants (at home... sometimes another story, LOL). In fact we get compliments from old people quite a bit... mostly because they're surprised the kids were not more disruptive, LOL. But I really despise the people who start acting snooty when we walk into a restaurant with our kids, automatically assuming their night is ruined. Some people just think kids should be left at home... whatever. We went into a Quiznos once and there was only one couple in the whole restaurant. I got the kids settled in at some tables and my wife started making the orders. The couple looked at each other and back at us several times with annoyed looks... and we had only JUST walked in, the kids hadn't really even peeped. The couple packed up their food and took it out of the restaurant. WTF?

Anyway... I don't like people automatically getting annoyed by kids around... but at the same time, when the kids act up... parents take responsibility and be respectful to others.

[Tovor]

Maybe it wasn't your kids. Maybe they didn't like you. :scratchchin:







I kid, I kid. :w00t:
(No pun intended re: kid)

[kopernikuz]

Maybe it wasn't your kids. Maybe they didn't like you. :scratchchin:
You know, maybe you're right... still, they don't know me.. I hadn't yet begun to defile myself... :P

[JediKeri]

One time when I was working at Papa Johns (years ago) These guys had come in to order pizza and watch the super bowl. (All the way through). They were being rowdy and noisy, but I didn't mind because they were th only customers I had in the store, and this lady comes in with her two very energetic boys.

While they were eating the boys were being just as loud and rowdy as the guys watching the game. One of them came up to me and complained and wanted me to kick the mother and her kids out of the resturant! So long story short I told them no I wasn't kicking her out, and to give her a break. She's by herself with two boys, and if they didn't like my decision, they should leave. For some reason I'll never understand, they stayed and finished watching the game.

[Darth Massacrus]

this one happenned to me and a friend at a local McDonalds. We were in the drive-thru just to get a coffee and two large fries, and the order taker asks if we want fries with that.








wtf??????

[Horse_Head]

^ You should have asked if they have a combo... Fries with a side of fries :P

[Tovor]

^ :lol:

^^ :lol: :lol:

[Tovor]

On Friday I'd called a guy who had requested info on online schooling and the courses we offer. I had been reassigned the lead after another Admissions Advisor had been unable to get the guy to commit to anything. This happens often. So anyhow, I get the info and call the guy, who had spoken to other advisors as late as the day before. Before I can even go into my presentation, he tells me he isn't interested; and that he had chosen to attend a different school instead.

So I ask him, prepared to counter his objections, "Do you mind if I ask why?"
"Yes. I do," he said. Then he said, "I'm not interested in your university because I look at you and I feel like I'm dealing with a Jewish furniture salesman."

Okaaaaaaay... :lol:
So I said, "Well, I am Jewish but I don't sell furniture."
"Whatever..." he said as he hung up on me.

So I called him back and told him about a great deal at Rooms to Go.

[Sluggo]

I'm in line at Target and the people ahead of me are buying albums from the Fugees, the Bee-Gees, the video game Louigi's Castle and an Ouiji board. What the fudge?

[Tovor]

I'm in line at Target and the people ahead of me are buying albums from the Fugees, the Bee-Gees, the video game Louigi's Castle and an Ouiji board. What the fudge?
It's a phase called Return of the 70's. :scratchchin:

[aymo87]

My WTF moment for today actually was told to me by my CIS course professor, who said that a student in the previous class had sent her thier midterm lab assignment 10 times without remembering to attach the assignment. It made me laugh and wonder how that person got into college at all.....

LMAO....awww man that really sucks!

[aymo87]

You all know the whole ear strecthing trend? Well I was walking to my class today and this guy walking out of the building must have stretched his all the way to a 0 (for those who don't know the smaller the number the BIGGER the hole) anyway so he'd stretched his lobes HUGE and I assume had decided to stop so he had these huge droopy ear lobes. They looked SO NASTY I seriouslygagged. By far the grossest thing I've seen all week, so I thought I'd share

[Jedi Master Harrison]

My WTF moment is not understanding the post above! Ear stretching trend? WTF?! :blink:

[aymo87]

My WTF moment is not understanding the post above! Ear stretching trend? WTF?! :blink:

oh...maybe Brits are smart enough not to do it. i believe it started in Africa, and well...at least in over here it's been taken to a pretty disgusting level if you ask me.

Ear stretching is the process of using bigger and bigger earrings so stretch the piercing on your ears.

the first picture is of the "plugs" used to stretch your holes. yes it's painful! and eventually you get the the point where you can stick your finger through your hole, combination locks (a friend of mine did that in highschool ^^) and even broom handles. the pictures should help explain it better...

so this guy had them stretch about as big as you can buy a plug to stretch it...but he didnt have anything in his ear so...like the skin was just hanging there...really REALLY gross


on a side note, i have a new WTF moment. this was a bulletin going around myspace:

Take 60 seconds to do this, I guarantee you will show someone else, it's too funny not to.

1. go to www.google.com (http://www.google.com)
2. click on "maps"
3. click on "get directions"
4. type "New York" in the first box (the "from" box)
5. type "London" in the second box (the "to" box)
6. scroll down to step #23

[kopernikuz]

LOL, that google map thing was funny... thanks for that chuckle today! :D

[Jedi Master Harrison]

Well, I've seen African tribes doing such things, but why has this become trendy, I mean, what is the benefit - sticking a broomhandle through your ear isn't cool is it?! :scratchchin: Damn, I knew I was getting old but man, you kids have crazy ideas these days. :wink: *Runs off to get ears pierced in a vain attempt to recapture youth* JMH with pierced ears an inch in circumference, WTF?! :lol:

[Zedekk]

Take 60 seconds to do this, I guarantee you will show someone else, it's too funny not to.

1. go to www.google.com (http://www.google.com)
2. click on "maps"
3. click on "get directions"
4. type "New York" in the first box (the "from" box)
5. type "London" in the second box (the "to" box)
6. scroll down to step #23

LOL, that google map thing was funny... thanks for that chuckle today! :D

:rofl: :rofl:

[empire21]

WTF, indeed. :rofl:

[Blizzard]

OMGLMAO!!! I had to go make my son do the google thing. I thought he was going to choke on his diet Pepsi!

[Darth Massacrus]

oh...maybe Brits are smart enough not to do it. i believe it started in Africa, and well...at least in over here it's been taken to a pretty disgusting level if you ask me.

Ear stretching is the process of using bigger and bigger earrings so stretch the piercing on your ears.

the first picture is of the "plugs" used to stretch your holes. yes it's painful! and eventually you get the the point where you can stick your finger through your hole, combination locks (a friend of mine did that in highschool ^^) and even broom handles. the pictures should help explain it better...

so this guy had them stretch about as big as you can buy a plug to stretch it...but he didnt have anything in his ear so...like the skin was just hanging there...really REALLY gross


on a side note, i have a new WTF moment. this was a bulletin going around myspace:

Take 60 seconds to do this, I guarantee you will show someone else, it's too funny not to.

1. go to www.google.com (http://www.google.com)
2. click on "maps"
3. click on "get directions"
4. type "New York" in the first box (the "from" box)
5. type "London" in the second box (the "to" box)
6. scroll down to step #23



great stuff, Aymo, great stuff!http://www.galacticsenate.com/images/icons/icon14.gif

[leiaorgana]

^ LMFAO!!!! :rofl: my belly hurts from laughing

[JediKeri]

That is freakin halarious!:rofl:

[ForceFlow]

some chick on another site and i know her in real life keeps spreading lies about me! WT! she says i threatened her by saying i would tell the guidance counselor if she does not leave me alone! WT! she says i swore at her when i never swear! like in this thread i sat what the! not the full thing! i could just punch the wall and break her skull! i am soo pissed off right now!!!! WT! is her problem!!!

[Miasmo]

Perhaps you should do ... nothing right now. You're too stressed out. You'll make a mistake, and come off as the villain. Chill. A positive path will reveal itself.

And if that doesn't work, call her a doody head.

[Tovor]

You all know the whole ear strecthing trend? Well I was walking to my class today and this guy walking out of the building must have stretched his all the way to a 0 (for those who don't know the smaller the number the BIGGER the hole) anyway so he'd stretched his lobes HUGE and I assume had decided to stop so he had these huge droopy ear lobes. They looked SO NASTY I seriouslygagged. By far the grossest thing I've seen all week, so I thought I'd share
So what does this fella have, a -.0003 hole?

[ForceFlow]

Perhaps you should do ... nothing right now. You're too stressed out. You'll make a mistake, and come off as the villain. Chill. A positive path will reveal itself.

And if that doesn't work, call her a doody head.

thats a good idea Mia i will do that

[Miasmo]

Good deal.

Quick comment though. It would be better off not to refer to me as Mia, lest you may come to think I am female. Mi is fine. Mo or Smo will do. Or just plain M. But Mia ... well, it just causes trouble down the road. ;)

[aymo87]

So what does this fella have, a -.0003 hole?

:blink: :eek: :shocked:

...OMG!

[JediKeri]

Good deal.

Quick comment though. It would be better off not to refer to me as Mia, lest you may come to think I am female. Mi is fine. Mo or Smo will do. Or just plain M. But Mia ... well, it just causes trouble down the road. ;)


Lol...here's a pink chair...pink curtains..and oooo...pink doilies!:devil:

:nahnah:

(I am in sooooo much trouble aren't I?)

[Tovor]

So what does this fella have, a -.0003 hole?

:blink: :eek: :shocked:

...OMG!
I forgot about this Coke head.

[Sarah-Leia]

on a side note, i have a new WTF moment. this was a bulletin going around myspace:

Take 60 seconds to do this, I guarantee you will show someone else, it's too funny not to.

1. go to www.google.com (http://www.google.com)
2. click on "maps"
3. click on "get directions"
4. type "New York" in the first box (the "from" box)
5. type "London" in the second box (the "to" box)
6. scroll down to step #23

<**:rofl: Haha! That is just...idiotic. :rofl:

It says the same thing on step #37 if you do London to NY...**>

[aymo87]

I forgot about this Coke head.

OMG.

OMG!

i'm just sitting here in class staring at this...and...:blink:...yeah, O-M-G is pretty much all i've got. my lobes hurt just looking at that. i seriously think if i'd seen THAT w/o anything in them on my way to class i WOULD have thrown up.

[Darth Massacrus]

this is a WTF moment:

[JediKeri]

It's snowing here...:giveup:

[Zedekk]

my avatar's changed, my siggy's changed... wtf? :lol:

[empire21]

my avatar's changed, my siggy's changed... wtf? :lol:

LOL, Darth Zedekk got destroyed. :bye:

[Tovor]

my avatar's changed, my siggy's changed... wtf? :lol:
OWNED, USED, AND ABUSED BY FLO FETT
One man's punishment is another man's fortune...and on another man's credit card reciept. :lol:

[Darth Massacrus]

here is another WTF moment:

[Zedekk]

:w00t: :lol:

[Darth Massacrus]

another WTF moment:

[Zedekk]

:lol: That looks like the German autobahn! That's a great joke!

[Darth Massacrus]

^which cannot be a coincidence....


another WTF moment:

[Tovor]

another WTF moment:
Nice one. Reminds me of this one too, slightly censored:

[aymo87]

^which cannot be a coincidence....


another WTF moment:

lol...don't piss off shopping carts! :not:

[JediKeri]

those are funnnnnnny!:rofl:

[Cydon]

Well since this turned in to a sign thread, (:happydance:) here's some I found:

[empire21]

I want that second one for my backyard. :w00t:

[leiaorgana]

Lol! I want the first one and second one!!! :rofl:

[JediKeri]

Hehe, I like the speedlimit one.

[Cydon]

I'm driving down the freeway, and glance down at the white line separating the carpool lane:

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WTF?

[Tovor]

I love Ci-Ci's Piza, an all you can eat pizza place with a salad bar. It is very popular with parents with children, so there are a lot of kids there all the time with their families. Because of that, there is a big-screen TV and another 2 ceiling-mounted TV's situated throughout the restaurant, and the TV's always have Nickleodian (sp?) showing. So you get a lot of SpongeBob Squarepants showing in the evenings. You also get some other made-for-kids shows on that station.

One night there was a show about...I guess junior-high or 6th grade students, or around that age. The particular episode was about the embarrassing incidents the kids face on a daily basis, and how to deal with the embarrassment and laugh it off. Things that all kids have inadvertantly done in class or in the halls, that sort of thing. So there are the students acting out the parts...sort of like a Saved By The Bell-like show. And the subject of accidently farting in class became the topic of discussion. Now, understand, that these TV's are very loud...

So there I am, sitting down and eating my pizza, when all of a sudden I hear in booming audio quality, "Has this ever happened to you in class...Ffffffffpppphhhhtttttt!!!!!!!" ...which of course was the noise of a loud fart! And everybody stopped eating and looked up at the TV's in surprise, with a silent "WTF?" on their lips. The first person I met eyes with was one of the staff, a teenager with a broom or something, and we both locked eyes and mouthed "WTF?" toward each other.

It was certainly an unexpectant noise, one most don't wish to hear while eating. But I can laugh about it now. :lol:

[Zedekk]

I love Ci-Ci's Piza, an all you can eat pizza place with a salad bar. It is very popular with parents with children, so there are a lot of kids there all the time with their families. Because of that, there is a big-screen TV and another 2 ceiling-mounted TV's situated throughout the restaurant, and the TV's always have Nickleodian (sp?) showing. So you get a lot of SpongeBob Squarepants showing in the evenings. You also get some other made-for-kids shows on that station.

One night there was a show about...I guess junior-high or 6th grade students, or around that age. The particular episode was about the embarrassing incidents the kids face on a daily basis, and how to deal with the embarrassment and laugh it off. Things that all kids have inadvertantly done in class or in the halls, that sort of thing. So there are the students acting out the parts...sort of like a Saved By The Bell-like show. And the subject of accidently farting in class became the topic of discussion. Now, understand, that these TV's are very loud...

So there I am, sitting down and eating my pizza, when all of a sudden I hear in booming audio quality, "Has this ever happened to you in class...Ffffffffpppphhhhtttttt!!!!!!!" ...which of course was the noise of a loud fart! And everybody stopped eating and looked up at the TV's in surprise, with a silent "WTF?" on their lips. The first person I met eyes with was one of the staff, a teenager with a broom or something, and we both locked eyes and mouthed "WTF?" toward each other.

It was certainly an unexpectant noise, one most don't wish to hear while eating. But I can laugh about it now. :lol:
:rofl: