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huttslime
12-21-2006, 12:58 AM
go!

MandalorianJF
12-21-2006, 01:01 AM
Am...well...oh...OK...actually...I would rather not.

But if I would, not like Anakin on Mustafar.

I chose Gun shot, because it's not that painful (if you get shot in the right spot).

huttslime
12-21-2006, 01:01 AM
I choose the rocket/space one.

Emalin
12-21-2006, 01:03 AM
Out of all these options -- how about a gun shot to the head? A very quick death?

Though I would prefer to die of old age.

huttslime
12-21-2006, 01:07 AM
Old age is not an option.

I die as a hero jumping out of a spaceship.

MandalorianJF
12-21-2006, 01:10 AM
I die as a hero jumping out of a spaceship.

Why would you do that? It's not like you jump is going to help.

huttslime
12-21-2006, 01:12 AM
Don't move me towards the Suicide path. To think about it, my choice IS suicide.

Emalin
12-21-2006, 01:13 AM
So tragic...:worried:

Sarah-Leia
12-21-2006, 06:10 AM
:censored: Those options are scary! I chose to freeze. :confused:

empire21
12-21-2006, 08:59 AM
Exhaustion caused by Kate Beckinsale. :bye:

Solo
12-21-2006, 09:23 AM
Exhaustion caused by Kate Beckinsale. :bye:

Yeah, the same but, by Angelina Jolie.

Jedi Master Harrison
12-23-2006, 10:55 PM
^ as that wasn't an option, I chose beaten to death. Mainly as I once saw a film where a guy was battered to death with a large vibrator and it made me ROTFL, so I'd choose that, go out in some style! :lol:

Justin
12-23-2006, 11:04 PM
Old age is not an option.
Yes it is. When you include "other" in a poll, you are leaving a convenient "out" for people. That's why I had no "other" option in my poll about cannibalism.

That said, I choose "other," because I choose to be immortal.

empire21
12-23-2006, 11:07 PM
That said, I choose "other," because I choose to be immortal.

Until I find you and cut your head off. :glare:

Justin
12-23-2006, 11:09 PM
Until I find you and cut your head off. :glare:
Assuming your skills as a swordsman are greater than mine. There can be only one, bee-yotch!

Jedi Master Harrison
12-23-2006, 11:11 PM
It appears that this contest cannot be settled by words, but by your skills with a lightsaber. :vaderxmas:

empire21
12-23-2006, 11:12 PM
Assuming your skills as a swordsman are greater than mine. There can be only one, bee-yotch!

The sh*ts on then :viking:

JMAS
12-23-2006, 11:55 PM
Peacefully in my sleep.

Jedi Master Elad Kenobi
12-24-2006, 07:48 AM
Gunshot!

sharyntyre
12-24-2006, 08:16 AM
Exhaustion caused by Jessica Alba :like:

Off with his head, off with his head! :duel:

Javen
12-24-2006, 08:33 AM
Exhaustion caused by Jessica Alba :like:

Off with his head, off with his head! :duel:
I would want to get tortured by Jessica Alba.

Ripley
12-24-2006, 07:03 PM
ODing on viagra.

huttslime
01-02-2007, 09:38 PM
Yes it is. When you include "other" in a poll, you are leaving a convenient "out" for people. That's why I had no "other" option in my poll about cannibalism.

That said, I choose "other," because I choose to be immortal.

But choosing to be immortal is not dying. This poll is about death.

empire21
01-02-2007, 09:50 PM
But choosing to be immortal is not dying. This poll is about death.

True, but if I found him I would cut his head off, thus ending his immortality, read the earlier post, huttslime. :read:

huttslime
01-02-2007, 09:53 PM
I did. But he what if you don't find him? who will take care of him then? Huh? What now? You can't dare to reply to that!

empire21
01-02-2007, 09:57 PM
I did. But he what if you don't find him? who will take care of him then? Huh? What now? You can't dare to reply to that!

Are you questioning my ability as a tracker and swordsman? Justin is nothing but a little girl next to my skills and if your not careful, you"ll be next. :glare:

huttslime
01-02-2007, 10:04 PM
You questioning my gunman skills?

empire21
01-02-2007, 10:06 PM
You questioning my gunman skills?

Your feeble skills are no match for the Highland side.

huttslime
01-02-2007, 10:07 PM
The highland side is no match against the power of a crimelord.

Coltonxx
01-03-2007, 10:47 PM
Ohh yes sharyntyre has got it down!..Exhaustion by Jessica Alba would be the best death..EVURR:like: :love:

bluemilk
01-04-2007, 12:21 AM
slowly by exsanguination because it's postively gothic, darling.

empire21
01-04-2007, 08:45 AM
slowly by exsanguination because it's postively gothic, darling.

And absolutely disgusting, I like it. :bigsmile:

Cydon
01-06-2007, 11:46 PM
I chose the rocket one. Most creative. You should have included "Tortured to Death by Gestapo"

Jedi Master Harrison
01-07-2007, 12:35 PM
I chose the rocket one. Most creative. You should have included "Tortured to Death by Gestapo"

Aren't the Gestapo defunct?! :vader:

Tovor
01-07-2007, 12:48 PM
I voted suicide. Simply because, if going by the hypothetical that death is imminant such as in impending enemy capture and torture, execution by dictator or sadistic villain, and it comes down to an absolute "die or be killed anyway", I'd rather see it coming, and do it under my own control. With that said, gun shot seems quick enough to be painless, though I'd still be afraid to pull the trigger. But going back to the hypothetical, I'd prefer to pull the trigger than have it be pulled.

huttslime
01-07-2007, 02:21 PM
^ that would be stupid though because what if you do get tortured or whatever, but it would have been 10 years after you would have killed yourself? What a waste of 10 years of your life!

empire21
01-07-2007, 02:26 PM
I voted suicide. Simply because, if going by the hypothetical that death is imminant such as in impending enemy capture and torture, execution by dictator or sadistic villain, and it comes down to an absolute "die or be killed anyway", I'd rather see it coming, and do it under my own control. With that said, gun shot seems quick enough to be painless, though I'd still be afraid to pull the trigger. But going back to the hypothetical, I'd prefer to pull the trigger than have it be pulled.

Depending on the circumstances, I don't really think fear would be a factor giving the choice. Endless torture or pull the trigger yourself.

Cydon
01-07-2007, 02:48 PM
So your master of your own fate Tov?

Cydon
01-07-2007, 02:49 PM
Aren't the Gestapo defunct?! :vader:
What? I thought it was 1943... :rofl:

flo fett
01-12-2007, 07:59 AM
Suicide. I'm a type one diabetic so it could be quite the party. I'd gather together every sugary delightful food that I could lay my hands on; Swiss chocolate, gateaux, trifle, soft drinks, toffees, ice cream, jelly, custard, biscuits etc etc and gorge myself. My blood sugar levels would go so high, so quickly that I would feel sleepy and drift off with a slight headache into a hyperglycemic coma, which providing I had locked myself away well enough would soon lead to death.
Mmm, sweet treats and sleep. What a way to go!
:lol:

Solo
01-12-2007, 09:08 AM
Suicide. I'm a type one diabetic so it could be quite the party. I'd gather together every sugary delightful food that I could lay my hands on; Swiss chocolate, gateaux, trifle, soft drinks, toffees, ice cream, jelly, custard, biscuits etc etc and gorge myself. My blood sugar levels would go so high, so quickly that I would feel sleepy and drift off with a slight headache into a hyperglycemic coma, which providing I had locked myself away well enough would soon lead to death.
Mmm, sweet treats and sleep. What a way to go!
:lol:

Hey FLO don't do it. We need you here. Who else has jets in her backpack?:wink:

flo fett
01-12-2007, 09:46 AM
Hey FLO don't do it. We need you here. Who else has jets in her backpack?
Aww you sweetie you...okay then I'll delay my suicide party, seeing as y'all can'y do without me n' stuff. :wink:

huttslime
01-13-2007, 06:36 PM
Suicide. I'm a type one diabetic so it could be quite the party. I'd gather together every sugary delightful food that I could lay my hands on; Swiss chocolate, gateaux, trifle, soft drinks, toffees, ice cream, jelly, custard, biscuits etc etc and gorge myself. My blood sugar levels would go so high, so quickly that I would feel sleepy and drift off with a slight headache into a hyperglycemic coma, which providing I had locked myself away well enough would soon lead to death.
Mmm, sweet treats and sleep. What a way to go!
:lol:

I'll remain neutral because it sounds like fun, but I don't want to make it seem like I was involved in anything here...

:hungry: :sick: :sleeping: says it all.

flo fett
01-14-2007, 09:32 AM
I'll remain neutral because it sounds like fun,
This just suddenly made me feel like I'm trying to encourage diabetics to put an end to it all!

Disclaimer: The GS in no way advocates the use of food as a form of suicide, or Flo Fett's posts as any form of advice. Any attempts at eating yourself to death is extremely irresponsible whether diabetic or not. Flo fett is merely a fruitcake who thinks too much about things she shouldn't and should be ignored by all easily influenced and gullible people. Thank you. Move along.
:lol:

DblDwn
01-14-2007, 11:40 AM
I vote suicide as well but by a different means. A wild binge of sex and scotch.

Balnazzar
01-15-2007, 10:31 AM
Peacefuly in my sleep, thank you!

Darth Massacrus
01-15-2007, 11:59 AM
possibly the freeze to death one, as there is a chance that I could be revived one day in the future that way....

huttslime
03-19-2007, 04:33 PM
But if you were frozen to DEATH, then you would be permanently dead. You would have to be frozen in a special way to be revived again - I think.

Kapit
03-19-2007, 05:09 PM
Death by a Pop Rocks/Coca-Cola explosion, or death by having sex, two wonderful ways to go

RollaFett
03-19-2007, 05:22 PM
I love the exhaustion deaths. Unfortunately, I chose gunshot because I'm hoping it would be nice and quick and quite painless.

Darth Zan Maka
03-20-2007, 10:24 AM
Gunshot. Once i thought the situation when you die in open shootout is the best possible way to die for me. Fast, no death expectations ( it is definitely not good to be shot after being hostage for few days/weeks/years) and stuff, no hospitals, no tortures, no slow weakening through life leaking out of you with every single day, no. Other case is something like our russian roulette - but this one is extremely close to other choice in this poll... suicide.

Suicide is interesting too, but for me it can be done when all the despair of the world will invade the soul, and total life disappointment or some major physical disfunction is near that word - anyway it is a preferrable escape out of hopeless ugly existense and constant menthal hell. Also there is a darkest sweetness in this word - this is the worst sin in many religions - the only unforgivable sin in Christianity, for example. I think when people really go for it they are suffering too much to think about close friends or wise enough to completely cut those ties off before; and loads of pain is delivered to relatives in result anyway but who knows what pain is worst - to observe slow death and suffering of loved one or to cry over her/his grave and let go, so it is a hard choice to vote for that end, but frankly i was close to vote for it myself (through gunshot). I feel no shame about it. I must say I never disrespected those who commit suicide, and i always hated those who fake it.

After first few drunk dirty dark weeks i would deny exhaustion - even through the most wonderful sex with gourgeous beauty - it would take a really long time and definitely sex would not be such a pleasure on the last horrible weeks when body would turn into a weak shell for a tired soul (so i hear gunshot there near the end, i say two gunshots - such disappointment is not a good thing).

I vote Gunshot.

This is a good poll - first time i officially made my call to die.

Kommandant Felix
03-29-2007, 10:33 PM
I'd like to ride an atomic bomb on its way to oblivion...that would be the most dramatic, and probably, the most fun way to die...you get to drop a gazillion feets from a plane down to earth and spend some time contemplating whether you die from the fall or from the bomb. I think it would be quite interesting.

Lord Senes
03-31-2007, 05:24 PM
An epic battle to the death. Preferably with swords.

empire21
04-01-2007, 08:23 AM
An epic battle to the death. Preferably with swords.


:sword:

Kommandant Felix
04-02-2007, 08:23 PM
You see, if I was to die, I would prefer the least "messy" death. Being chopped up, eaten, and being burned to death are all good and fine, however, they cause a great deal of unnecessary pain. I might want to go in an epic battle, for at least I get a chance to defend myself. I couldn't stand a death with no choice involved, such as capital punishment. I need to be directly responsible for the way I go.

Slick
04-06-2007, 08:35 PM
Burned alive for multiple reasons.
1) No casket, less to pay for with the funeral.
2) Spontaneous combustion (spelling probably wrong) Bound to get a headline in the news.
Then again, if I can't just vaporize like in the second reason, then I'll have to reconsider my answer... probably gunshot in the correct place.

nea200pl
04-15-2007, 04:50 PM
I want to die of an old age. Maybe it's not very glamurous way but...oh well.

Lord Senes
05-15-2007, 02:29 PM
However then there's the Peter Petrelli -type "death"... You'd think you blow to bits when you spontaneously nuclear-self-combust, somehow you still manage to survive...

Talcy
05-15-2007, 03:29 PM
^ Dude! Have you just spoiled Heroes for me?!?!?!?!

Anyway, on a pile of money, surrounded by many beautiful ladies.

Zedekk
05-15-2007, 04:39 PM
Exhaustion caused by Kate Beckinsale. :bye:

Yeah, the same but, by Angelina Jolie.

Exhaustion caused by Jessica Alba :like:
Add Kira Knightly and Salma Hyek to the mix and I'd already be in heaven I'm not a selfish guy, I just happen to know what I like...

nefertiti
05-16-2007, 12:48 AM
How about the old favorite! Fat, dumb and happy! :wink:

Miasmo
05-17-2007, 04:32 AM
Naked girl avalanche.

flo fett
05-23-2007, 05:29 PM
Naked girl avalanche.
:lol:
Best answer.

leiaorgana
05-24-2007, 02:22 PM
^^ LOL!

I would rather go of old age in my sleep, peacefully :)

Orandhite
12-12-2007, 11:04 AM
I always think burned alive, even though that must be most excruciating. I dunno, maybe I just want to go the way I came.

Solo
12-12-2007, 11:49 AM
Naked girl avalanche.

Well, that's a really good way to go I guess. :)

I always think burned alive, even though that must be most excruciating. I dunno, maybe I just want to go the way I came.

You came burning? What are you my friend? A dragon?

Orandhite
12-12-2007, 11:53 AM
I wish. :thumbs-up:

Solo
12-12-2007, 11:55 AM
If you become a dragon one day, I will shoot a movie for you and call it Dragonhite.:nahnah:

Orandhite
12-12-2007, 12:06 PM
^ :rofl: If anyone liked my "Quote of the Day" thread, that would be today's contender! :thumbs-up:

Dammit, I can't even rep you for that!

Zedekk
12-12-2007, 12:49 PM
where is this "quote of the day" thread you speak of?
And I still think dying by way of naked woman avalance is the best answer!

Orandhite
12-12-2007, 12:50 PM
http://galacticsenate.com/showthread.php?t=17151

Agreed, that is the definitive answer.

Zedekk
12-12-2007, 12:54 PM
thank you found it!

Horse_Head
12-12-2007, 01:27 PM
I always think burned alive, even though that must be most excruciating. I dunno, maybe I just want to go the way I came.
If there was a "burning sensation" when you came you should notify all past and future partners... :P :w00t:

Solo
12-17-2007, 06:34 AM
If there was a "burning sensation" when you came you should notify all past and future partners... :P :w00t:

:rofl:

Orandhite
12-17-2007, 06:36 AM
^ You guys! :chortle: :rolleyes: