Star Wars Investigators

[Cydon]

The SWI will be dedicated to stopping Star Wars frauds. The SWI will be the scrouge of everything Star Wars that isn't Star Wars. Check in is once a month. Ranking is as follows:

Officer
Detective
Investigator

huttslime and I will be Police Commissioners.

There will be to Police Departments:

The MPD (Mandalore Police Department) Ran by Cydon

The TPD (Tatooine Police Department) Ran by huttslime

Police Commissioner Cydon

[huttslime]

The First Case:


SuperShadow.com:

Briefing:
As you all know this is a annoying site. There are scripts of episodes 7, 8, and 9. If you read them, you will definitely notice that this had to be made up. He says that its by George Lucas but it's not, so we have to do something about it.

<--Case Closed-->
See post below.


- I encourage people to join and search the web for frauds. To join, contact us.

[Cydon]

Sadly, LucasFilm has known about SS for years and the case has to be dropped because frankly, we don't want to be locked.

Thanks for the info HorseHead.

[Tovor]

Everybody knows SS is a scam, including SS. I got a better idea. Find out who killed Lincoln. They say it was a guy named Booth but I think that's only because he was killed in a booth. I mean, was he killed by Booth in a booth...or was it from being in a booth that actually killed him, thus he was killed by the booth and not by Booth? It is very important that we know the facts here. So go to work, boys, and don't let us down. :yeah:

[empire21]

^ I'd rather know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop.

[Tovor]

^ I'd rather know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop.
Sniffing too much car bumper paint has made you forgetful. I've already answered that for you...and you know this because you replied to it already. Sheesh. Where would you be without me to answer life's riddles for you? :howdy:

http://tovors-mind.livejournal.com/109299.html

[empire21]

Must be the bumper paint and that can probably also explain me seeing your user name twice with every post. :stars:

[Darth Massacrus]

What happenned to J Edgar Hoover's perssonal files? and how can we be certain that they were never photocopied? And just what the hell was in them?

[Cydon]

Okay...Mod change the title. Were the AI. American Investigators. Lincoln was killed by a booth. John Booth had the force, so he threw the booth at him.I have the photocopied copies of J. Edgar Hoovers files.

[Darth Massacrus]

in fact, I believe that J Edgar Hoovers 'personal files' are still being maintained and added to by the Federal Governmnet to this very day!:tease:

[Cydon]

I'm selling mine on the Black Market!

[Cydon]

^ I'd rather know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop.


According to my calcuations...57. lol:tease:

[Horse_Head]

^ I'd rather know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop.

According to my calcuations...57. lol:tease:
Nope... it's Three... just like the Owl said.

[huttslime]

^ two licks and one bite?

[Horse_Head]

Nope... here ask Mr. Owl...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZ0epRjfGLw

[huttslime]

"The world may never know..."

[Cydon]

Indeed.

[Tovor]

"The world may never know..."
The world only need to rely on the teachings of Tov, who hath said,

Iyam hoo Iyam (http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://tovors-mind.livejournal.com/profile)tovors_mind (http://tovors-mind.livejournal.com/)) wrote,
@ 2006 (http://tovors-mind.livejournal.com/2006/)-01 (http://tovors-mind.livejournal.com/2006/01/)-02 (http://tovors-mind.livejournal.com/2006/01/02/) 02:43:00
How Many Licks?
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll lollipop?

Countless studies, both scientific and individual, have been carried out since 1931 when the Tootsie Roll Pop was first introduced unto American tongues (and since, worldwide).

With different people the results are always different. It depends on the texture of the individual tongue, the intensity of the licks, the varying acidity of salivas, ect. In some studies, the results have shown an average of 413 licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll pop.

To get the center quicker you'd have to be a quicker licker; as in enabling your licker to flicker quicker. If you were a quicker licker, your tongue would be slicker, and then the women would love you and over you they'd all begin to bicker..

Now if you were to choose between a Tootise Roll Pop and a British lass, after you pick 'er, you take off her knicker, and then be a slicker and quicker flicker licker. And then when your ears get squeezed really hard, you'll know you got to the center of her Tootsie Roll Pop

So let it be written, so let it be done. Go suck a Tootsie and have some fun. :nahnah:

[huttslime]

That only applies to peole who believe in Tovorism. What about aetheists? What about all the other religions? Will Tovorism take over the world? Again I say "The world may never know..."


And if you do believe in Tovorism, then you may have noticed that I said "The world may never know..." the may being the key point. This means that the world does have a chance of knowing what is currently unknown to everybody, or most people.

[Tovor]

That only applies to peole who believe in Tovorism. What about aetheists? What about all the other religions? Will Tovorism take over the world? Again I say "The world may never know..."


And if you do believe in Tovorism, then you may have noticed that I said "The world may never know..." the may being the key point. This means that the world does have a chance of knowing what is currently unknown to everybody, or most people.
:lol:
That's quite an insight you have regarding Tovorism. Though you should know, Tovorism is not a religion like Joodyism or Krystyancism. It is not a religion at all. It is a state of mind, a way of thinking, a type of thought process that results in a statement or remark or philosophy that one would not expect Tovor to say, or would expect it to be said by none other than Tovor. People can expect me to say what they didn't expect me to say, which is what they've come to expect.

And that my young friend, was a Tovorism.

[JackBauer24]

Tovor, I think you're going to cause my brain to explode one day and cover the walls of my office in a pink, messy, booger-like goo.

[huttslime]

Unlike your brain, my brain will implode under the simplicity of Tovor's statements. Once you truly understand Tovorism, and once you have been enlightened, what may be a riddle to others is not one for you, but may be one that is a riddle for others that isn't for you. I never meant to say that Tovorism was a religion. It is a philosophy that originated deep in space in a far away country called China. There people would interpret the meaningless teachings of the unmighty Tovor. If you believe such things. It is only a myth ofcourse.

May the slime of the hutt be with those who need not need the slime, but already have it with them at all times.

[Cydon]

"Inanne blabber." lol

[huttslime]

You talking about the Darth Inane?

My blabber is not inane. Neither is my blubber.

[Cydon]

Who the hell is Darth Inane anyway?!??!

[huttslime]

I am!

look at my signature

[Cydon]

Ohhhhh....You made him up. Good name!

[Tovor]

Unlike your brain, my brain will implode under the simplicity of Tovor's statements. Once you truly understand Tovorism, and once you have been enlightened, what may be a riddle to others is not one for you, but may be one that is a riddle for others that isn't for you.
That might quite possibly be the most profound statement ever made in the history of this entire board. :scratchchin:

[Tovor]

Tovor, I think you're going to cause my brain to explode one day and cover the walls of my office in a pink, messy, booger-like goo.




This is your brain: This is your brain on Tovor:

[Cydon]

What about mine?? Being your humbe servant Igor...:bop::whip:

[huttslime]

I will have to a major investigation on this. This is a hard one. Might need some help on this case.

[Cydon]

You should make a book Tovor.