Say Something True/Cynical

[Darth Massacrus]

from the mind of Darth Massacrus, up pops a thought,
say something true, yet less than merry,
this thread mus'nt be for naught,
or I'll turn red as a strawberry!

basically: say something either cynical, honest/true, or a mix of both!
here goes:

"always be pessimistic, for either you are proven right or pleaseantly surprised"-Darth Massacrus

[Tovor]

I object to this thread. "From the mind of Darth Massacrus..." is an obvious plaguerization of "From the mind of Tovor..." I demand royalties and damages. :wink:




I keed, I keed.

[Darth Massacrus]

indeed, it was an source of inspiration...

[Tovor]

Oh? Well.......in that case, I wholeheartedly endorse this thread. :wtg::ok:

[Sarah-Leia]

"I'm confident about not going to hell, I don't believe in it."

Is that cynical?

It is when someone says to me, "Go to hell!"
and I say, "I can't, I don't believe it exists."

And nice quote, Darth M. Very nice. Fits me perfectly.

[Krogenar]

Cynicism is not realistic and tough. It's unrealistic and kind of cowardly because it means you don't have to try.:howdy:

[Blizzard]

Oh hell, Krog found this thread.

:w00t:

[Darth Massacrus]

everything is proceeding as I have foreseen it would...

[STar war spUNK]

ugly people have it hard in life.


NICE GUYS ALWAYS FINISH LAST.

don't dispute my truths.

[sharyntyre]

meh, I did not see that *points up* damn posting before I have reached a proper caffine level.

how about this...

Its not what you do, or what you know, but who you know

[Darth Massacrus]

practice is weakness, as no-one is perfect. Therfore, there is no need to practice. -Darth Massacrus

[Konig15]

Racism will end when all men are blind.

[Darth Massacrus]

then what of the women?

[Konig15]

Women are no better, maybe a little worse.

Cynical and True:
Show no mercy for you will be shown none.

[Darth Massacrus]

then what of the children? We mustt always think of the children...:lol:

[sharyntyre]

children tend to be color blind until they learn different from family, friends and experiences.


A life full of things is really empty.

[Darth Massacrus]

"if people are all that matter, yet emphasis is placed on the object belonging to the person, what really matters, then?''

[Darth Massacrus]

"British Casino's and excersise gyms have one thing in common: you can lose a few pounds in both places"-Darth Massacrus

[Miasmo]

Your high score will almost assuredly be beaten by somebody else.

[Cydon]

This time of year is the worst.

[sharyntyre]

the toes you step on today may be attached to the but you have to kiss tomorrow.

[Krogenar]

"When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay." -Groucho Marx :rose:

Uh... something cynical...

"There will never again be anybody as funny as Rodney Dangerfield. Ever."

Ok, I can see I brought you all down. Now, to bring you back up... the lyrics to 'The Hammerheads' super-mega-hit, the theme song to the movie 'Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter' titled 'Everybody Gets Laid Tonight'. Enjoy.


It’s all good
It’s all right
Everybody gets laid tonight

He came from heaven
Two stakes in his hand
To smote the vampires
And free the lamb

Come now and join him
All ye strong and bold
We’ll fight together
Like the days of old

It’s all good
It’s all right
Everybody gets laid tonight (2x)

Behold his glory
Come praise the light
That has delivered us
From the endless night

Come sound the trumpets
Prepare the feast
And make a joyful shout
To he who slayed the beast

It’s all good
It’s all right
Everybody gets laid tonight (2x)

Spoken:
Laid tonight, tonight, tonight!
Be you young, old, weak, poor,
Come and join him now
You aren’t all alone

It’s all good
It’s all right
Everybody gets laid tonight (many times)

Spoken:
He is the lord of light
And he commands you,
Get laid hahaha
Tonight and every night
Forever!


Sing along here, with the link everyone. All together now!

http://www.odessafilmworks.com/jcvh/everybody.mp3

C'mon now, it doesn't matter if you're an atheist, or a Mormon, or a Buddha-lover.
Or one of those stupid people who worship rocks and sticks and junk.
This is a song that can bring us all together!

[Darth Massacrus]

"Rodney dangerfield was the worlds biggest liar. After all, he got respect..."

[Sarah-Leia]

An irony: My uncle does not eat chicken. He works in KFC.

[Darth Massacrus]

so? even if you ate KFC, you still wouldnt be eating chicken...

[Sarah-Leia]

^ ROFL :rofl:
I was assuming that it is chicken!

[Jedi Master Harrison]

^ "You assume too much!"

[Sarah-Leia]

To assume is to make an (@$$) of (u) and (me).

[Darth Massacrus]

I just ate a whole bag of stale bread, I mean, croutons....