Krogenar's Balderdash Game

[Krogenar]

Ok, rather than attempt to create something original and cool, or even derivative of another good idea, I'm stealing a great game idea entirely.

Has anyone here ever played a game called 'Balderdash'?
Here's how it works:

A number of players sit down and are given an answer, to a question they have not seen. The questions are arrayed in five categories. Acronyms

Dates

People

Movie Titles

Words
A category is chosen, and the 'answer' is given to all the players. They then have to make up the question that suits the answer they were given. Here's an example.

The acronym is for an organization called HARM.

Every player makes up their own expression of the acronym, and PM's it to me - or whoever's running that round of the game. Then the referee lists all the responses, including the actual answer.

Helical Armored Rotor Manufacturers
etc,

Then each player chooses which answer they think is the 'real' answer. If you choose someone else's made up answer, that person gets a point. If you choose the correct answer, you get 2 points. So it is in each player's best interests to write an answer that is most credible. The actual acronym is typically unknowable - no one could actually guess it - so whomever can bullsh!t the best is most likely to win. Judging from recent threads, the GS has some premiere BS artists in attendance.

The other categories work in a similar way:
For dates, players receive a date, and then make up the reason why that date was remarkable. E.g.: March 13th, 1863 - "Fargus McFeely wins the world record for sitting on top of a flagpole." For movie titles, you have to make up the plot of the film itself. For 'Words' you are given a strange word, and must make up the definition of the word. For 'People' you get someone's name, and make up their reason for being notable.

I'm looking for six players. Anyone interested in trying this out?

- Krogenar

[Javen]

YOu have been in my thread haven't you and seen our bull..ahem boredom today.

Yeah count me in.

[Darth Fabulous]

I'll play.

[FerrisWiel]

I can't believe the word Bullsh!t appears in the title of this thread.

Oh, and I'm in.

--FW

[kopernikuz]

Help Average Rangers Marry

I'm in!

[Darth Fabulous]

High speed Anti-Radiation Missile

[Krogenar]

The players so far, are, in order of toenail length:

Darth Fabulous
Kopernikus
Javen
Ferris Wiel

[Looks at the list and nods, like the Japanese Liberace from 'Iron Chef'.]

"Ah yes, we truly have assembled a fine assemblage of worthy bullsh!tters. I still seek two brave souls to challenge these master artisans.... who? Who!?"

[Takes a huge bite out of a red bell pepper.]
[*coughs* Why the hell did I do that?! What was I thinking...]

[Darth Insightful]

I'm in.

[Krogenar]

Ah, another fine bull flop artiste! Welcome Insightful!
That leaves just one more slot open. Who will it be, hrm?

A few ground rules: Don't cheat. Using the internet to find the 'real' answer is dumb.

Don't tell other people what your answer is - that stinks.

Speedy answers please. PM your responses to me pronto!
I will be cutting and pasting the answers into this thread exactly as they appeared in the PM to me. So if you mispell something, you can be sure that a clever player will spot it, and know it's not the real answer. Another tip: try to disguise your style of writing. That's part of the game - if I read something, and it screamed, "Darth Fabulous wrote this!" then I will not select it. Another tactic: choosing your own answer, to fool other people. This only works if you're among the first people required to vote for an answer. If you're the last person... it's really pointless. I'll determine the order in which we try to select the 'correct' answer by PMing a mod with a random number between 1 and 100. Whoever comes closest to the number goes first, and so on.

Ok one last person, show up....

In the meantime... vote on which category you'd like to start with guys.

[Javen]

Movie Titles

[FerrisWiel]

Originally posted by Krogenar@Feb 28 2003, 01:15 PM
The players so far, are, in order of toenail length:

Darth Fabulous
Kopernikus
Javen
Ferris Wiel

[Looks at the list and nods, like the Japanese Liberace from 'Iron Chef'.]

"Ah yes, we truly have assembled a fine assemblage of worthy bullsh!tters. I still seek two brave souls to challenge these master artisans.... who? Who!?"

[Takes a huge bite out of a red bell pepper.]
[*coughs* Why the hell did I do that?! What was I thinking...]
You hilarious *******! Someday I shall be the master of funny and you will be my somber sidekick!

Oh, and HARM:
Hectare Antimony Research Engine

--FW

[kopernikuz]

Originally posted by Krogenar@Feb 28 2003, 01:15 PM
The players so far, are, in order of toenail length:

Darth Fabulous
Kopernikus
Javen
Ferris Wiel
Is that shortest to longest? What are you saying??? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sly.gif

[Darth Fabulous]

Well I know mine would be shortest, I cut them daily and cut them very, very short. It's a habit from when I played soccer.

[FerrisWiel]

Originally posted by kopernikuz+Feb 28 2003, 01:57 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(kopernikuz @ Feb 28 2003, 01:57 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-Krogenar@Feb 28 2003, 01:15 PM
The players so far, are, in order of toenail length:

Darth Fabulous
Kopernikus
Javen
Ferris Wiel
Is that shortest to longest? What are you saying??? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sly.gif [/b][/quote]
Well, I am due for a trim.

--FW

[Javen]

Hemp Always Ridicules Marijuana

[FerrisWiel]

Homoerotic Artistry Randily Manipulated

--FW

[kopernikuz]

Honor All Retired Marines

[QuigonWindu]

If yall need another player, I'm down.

[Javen]

Homosapiens Argue Raisens Mildew

[kopernikuz]

Javen, I added some songs to your parody thread... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[FerrisWiel]

Heatseeking Anti-Rowboat Missile

--FW

[kopernikuz]

That'd be one handy weapon if our country were ever to be attacked by Bass masters.

[FerrisWiel]

Originally posted by kopernikuz@Feb 28 2003, 02:41 PM
That'd be one handy weapon if our country were ever to be attacked by Bass masters.
What are you saying, Kop? Do you not believe that the Bass Masters of the great white north may look to inflict harm upon our nation because just saying so has me suspecting you're one of them! We must defend our shores at all costs!

--FW

[Javen]

Helpful Alchoholics Remain Mobile

[Krogenar]

Originally posted by Darth Fabulous@Feb 28 2003, 03:00 PM
Well I know mine would be shortest, I cut them daily and cut them very, very short. It's a habit from when I played soccer.
Just don't lacquer them, ok?

[QuigonWindu]

people sounds kewl.

[FerrisWiel]

Originally posted by Krogenar+Feb 28 2003, 03:06 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Krogenar @ Feb 28 2003, 03:06 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-QuigonWindu@Feb 28 2003, 03:34 PM
If yall need another player, I'm down.
We have our 6th and final player.

Kopernikus
Ferris Wiel
Darth Fabulous
Darth Insightful
Javen
QuigonWindu

I'll be home at about 5:30 PM EST tonight, and I'll be here. So what category will we be working? Acronyms, words, dates, people or movie titles? Hrm? Vote fewlz. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif [/b][/quote]
Wait, tonite?!? I have a date!

--FW

[Javen]

Ferris another one? Thats 2 in the last 2 months!

[QuigonWindu]

Originally posted by FerrisWiel@Feb 28 2003, 03:09 PM
Wait, tonite?!? I have a date!
Ha ha, you really are the funniest member.

[FerrisWiel]

Originally posted by Javen@Feb 28 2003, 03:10 PM
Ferris another one? Thats 2 in the last 2 months!
I know. I could lose my GS membership over that.

And there's the chance that by "date," I mean "dinner with my parents at Country Buffet" but still, there's a chance I might get lucky!

--FW

[FerrisWiel]

Originally posted by QuigonWindu+Feb 28 2003, 03:10 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(QuigonWindu @ Feb 28 2003, 03:10 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-FerrisWiel@Feb 28 2003, 03:09 PM
Wait, tonite?!? I have a date!
Ha ha, you really are the funniest member. [/b][/quote]
Thanks, QGW, it's nice to have a fan! ^_0

--FW

[QuigonWindu]

Originally posted by FerrisWiel@Feb 28 2003, 03:14 PM
but still, there's a chance I might get lucky!

--FW
By getting lucky do you mean that they might let you use your expired coupon?.

[FerrisWiel]

Originally posted by QuigonWindu+Feb 28 2003, 03:19 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(QuigonWindu @ Feb 28 2003, 03:19 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-FerrisWiel@Feb 28 2003, 03:14 PM
but still, there's a chance I might get lucky!

--FW
By getting lucky do you mean that they might let you use your expired coupon?. [/b][/quote]
Did you hire a writer? No, I meant mom's been real frisky lately.

--FW

[QuigonWindu]

I have no comeback

[Krogenar]

Since you dolts have refused to vote on a category, I have selected...
[cheesy Casio-keyboard sound effect goes here.]

"WORDS!"

The word for this round is....

... TYPP

The Players:
Kopernikus
Ferris Wiel
Darth Fabulous
Darth Insightful
Javen
QuigonWindu

Each of you PM me with your definition of this word.
Keep in mind that you are trying to deceive the other players into believing that your definition is the correct one. Have at it. Once all the definitions are recieved, I will display them all (including the correct answer) and you will each declare (in order: Kop, then Ferris, etc.) which definition you believe to be correct.

And... engage.

[Krogenar]

Just a reminder: if you search the web to try to find this word, you'll die lonely, afraid, and 50 pounds overweight.

Thank you, please drive through.

[QuigonWindu]

Krog, for some reason it's not letting me pm you. Can you log on AIM so I can tell you?

[Krogenar]

Krogenar's Balderdash Game-o-Meter

So far, the following people have answered: QuigonWindu

Ferris Wiel
The following people are shiftless cretins: Darth Fabulous

Darth Insightful

Javen

Kopernikus

Torgo, from 'Manos: the Hands of Fate'
I will edit this page as more people submit their entries.

[QuigonWindu]

Oh the pm worked. Hehe, you better go empty your inbox. I sent it about 5 times.

[kopernikuz]

Pssst... Krog... my name ends in a "z"... thanks... :look:

[Darth Insightful]

I tried sending mine, but the PM system doesn't seem to be working. I'll try again a little later.

[FerrisWiel]

Originally posted by Darth Insightful@Feb 28 2003, 04:24 PM
I tried sending mine, but the PM system doesn't seem to be working. I'll try again a little later.
Fear not, Gentle Ben, the message is going through, there's just a script problem on your end. I get the same error.

--FW

[kopernikuz]

Sent mine... btw, I didn't realize this was a "live" game... I have to go to work in about 20 minutes... sorry.

[FerrisWiel]

Originally posted by Krogenar@Feb 28 2003, 03:56 PM
Krogenar's Balderdash Game-o-Meter

So far, the following people have answered:




QuigonWindu



Ferris Wiel





The following people are shiftless cretins:




Darth Fabulous



Darth Insightful



Javen



Kopernikus



Torgo, from 'Manos: the Hands of Fate'





I will edit this page as more people submit their entries.
"It's the Brack show, starring me, I'm Brack! It's the Brack show and I've got lots of cool guests, da-da-da-dada-da-dada-dunh!"
-Crow

"Manos, the Hands of Fate."
-Joel

"So, um, Manos."
"The Hands of Fate?"
"Yes."
-Joel and Tom

"For those of you just joining us, Manos."
-Joel

"I take care of the place while the Master is away!"
-Torgo

--FW

[Darth Insightful]

Originally posted by FerrisWiel+Feb 28 2003, 04:28 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(FerrisWiel @ Feb 28 2003, 04:28 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-Darth Insightful@Feb 28 2003, 04:24 PM
I tried sending mine, but the PM system doesn't seem to be working. I'll try again a little later.
Fear not, Gentle Ben, the message is going through, there's just a script problem on your end. I get the same error.

--FW [/b][/quote]
Since that's the case, Krogenar you'll probably get a total of three PM's from me. Disregard the first two, I thought that Typp was an acronym because it was all capitalized in your post. My fault for not reading carefully. The third PM you get from me should be the one with my answer.

[FerrisWiel]

Originally posted by Darth Insightful+Feb 28 2003, 04:34 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Darth Insightful @ Feb 28 2003, 04:34 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> Originally posted by FerrisWiel@Feb 28 2003, 04:28 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Darth Insightful@Feb 28 2003, 04:24 PM
I tried sending mine, but the PM system doesn't seem to be working. I'll try again a little later.
Fear not, Gentle Ben, the message is going through, there's just a script problem on your end. I get the same error.

--FW
Since that's the case, Krogenar you'll probably get a total of three PM's from me. Disregard the first two, I thought that Typp was an acronym because it was all capitalized in your post. My fault for not reading carefully. The third PM you get from me should be the one with my answer. [/b][/quote]
Omigod! Me, too! I thought it was an acronym!

--FW

[Javen]

I sent you an PM Krogenar but it said mail error so not sure if you got it or not.

[Krogenar]

Krogenar's Balderdash Game-o-Meter

So far, the following people have answered: QuigonWindu

Ferris Wiel

Darth Insightful

KopernikuZ

Javen
The following people remain shiftless cretins: Darth Fabulous

Torgo, from 'Manos: the Hands of Fate'
I will wait a short while, and if Darth Fab does not reply, he will miss this round.

[Krogenar]

TYPP


is defined as:

#1 ... Aquaman's underwater home where he keeps his bubble making kit.
#2 ... another word for 'nipple'.
#3 ... a food additive used predominately in European countries as a salt substitute.
#4 ... The number of thousands of yards of yarn which weighs one pound.
#5 ... a small, gray, South American rodent.

Please answer as quickly as possible. There will be no changing your answers afterwards. If I see that you edited your response, I'll give you such a spanking! Choose which answer you think is correct. [looks at his watch] You have until midnight EST, when I will return to administrate the answers - or sooner if everyone is around. Darth Fabulous is out of this round - he may return in the next round, trapped in a deadly game of cat and mouse! Ahem. Anyway, good luck!

PS: I waited 8 minutes for Darth Fabulous.

[Javen]

#3

[QuigonWindu]

I'd guess #3

[Darth Insightful]

#5. Why? I don't know.

[Krogenar]

Ok, that leaves kopernikuz and Ferris to vote.

[Mystery Man]

Am I too late to join?hehe

[kopernikuz]

Wow, #1 just seems so close to obvious... I'm gonna go with


#4

[FerrisWiel]

#3

--FW

[Krogenar]

TYPP


is defined as:

#1 ... Aquaman's underwater home where he keeps his bubble making kit.
#2 ... another word for 'nipple'.
#3 ... a food additive used predominately in European countries as a salt substitute.
#4 ... The number of thousands of yards of yarn which weighs one pound.
#5 ... a small, gray, South American rodent.

Javen, QuigonWindu and Ferris selected answer #3 - which was Kopernikuz' answer.
Kopernikus receives 3 points for duping three of his fellow contestants.
Darth Insightful selected answer #5, which was writeen by Ferris Wiel.
Ferris Wiel receives 1 point for duping Insightful.
Kopernikuz selected answer #4 - which was the correct answer - earning himself 2 more points.

Javen - 0
QuigonWindu - 0
Kopernikuz - 5
Darth Insightful - 0
Ferris Wiel - 1

My next post will list the next round's answer - which will be an ACRONYM.

[Krogenar]

The next category is...
[cheesy Casio-keyboard sound effect goes here.]
[A buxon blonde in a string bikini turn over a card that reads...]
"ACRONYMS!"

The acronym for this round is....

... F.H.S.

It represents a real organization.

The Players and their totals thus far:
Kopernikus - a long-time rodeo clown enthusiast and amateur horticulturalist, he's leading the pack at a tremendous 5 points.
Ferris Wiel - did not select the correct answer last round, but he duped Insightful, so take your hat off if you have one - for he has 1 point.
Darth Fabulous - has yet to score, or play.
Darth Insightful - was bamboozled by Ferris, lets see if he can scrape the bottom of his barrel-like soul for a killer answer, and raise his score into the positive range.
Javen - mocked Aquaman the last round, and failed to score. Serves him right.
QuigonWindu - defined 'TYPP' as being a synonym for the word 'nipple', and while he has earned our laughter and pity, he has yet to earn a point.

Each of you PM me with your answer for what this acronym represents.
Keep in mind that you are trying to deceive the other players into believing that your definition is the correct one. Have at it. Once all the definitions are recieved, I will display them all (including the correct answer) and you will each declare which definition you believe to be correct.

[Uses the scorecard the blonde was wearing and begins spanking her with it playfully.]
Well go on, start thinking!
I'm Krogenar, and I'll be back in two minutes and two seconds. [Makes a 'V' with his fingers.]
(under his breath, to the blonde) "Would you like to keep working in this town?"

[Javen]

I sent my answer!

[Krogenar]

Originally posted by Javen@Mar 1 2003, 01:55 PM
I sent my answer!
[Stops molesting his leggy assistant long enough to notice that Kopernikuz, Ferris and Javen have hit their buzzers.]

Insightful, QuigonWindu and Fabulous... the clock is ticking!

[Savagely gropes his assistant.]

[kopernikuz]

Me 2!

[Blizzard]

Well that sucks, I am 24 hours too late to join...

[kopernikuz]

Well, maybe you could take the place of the "shiftless cretins"... LOL

Or perhaps we have room for one more, Krog? It's only one round in and the scores are still low...

[Blizzard]

Or I could just be the assistant...




ok, I am kidding! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[FerrisWiel]

Originally posted by Blizzard@Mar 1 2003, 01:46 PM
Or I could just be the assistant...




ok, I am kidding! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif
First she wants to ride the Wiel and now she wants to be molested by Krog.

--FW

[Darth Insightful]

Sent mine in.

[Krogenar]

F.H.S.

stands for:

#1 ... Federal Homeland Security
#2 ... Football Hall of Shame
#3 ... Family History Society
#4 ... Fin Haerts' Syndrome
#5 ... Fairbanks Horticultural Society
#6 ... Famous Horse Saddles

Okay contestants, start your engines, and choose which answer you think is correct.
[your hand reaches for the buzzer...] - BUT WAIT! - Ask yourself, "Does this sound like something that meathead Darth Insightful would write, or does it sound like Kopernikuz's work?" Remember, there's no editing your selection afterwards - and edited response will mean you forfeit this round. And remember: if you search the web for help, no one will ever love you.

I will return now, with my leggy assistant, to my dressing room. I'll be back when you've all selected your answers. [To his assistant:] "Ever roll around in a pile of money?"

Ciao.
Francesco Rinaldi!

[Krogenar]

Originally posted by kopernikuz@Mar 1 2003, 02:37 PM
Well, maybe you could take the place of the "shiftless cretins"... LOL

Or perhaps we have room for one more, Krog? It's only one round in and the scores are still low...
Blizzie can take DFab's place for the third round. If people like this game, maybe we'll have an elimination round style game.

[kopernikuz]

#3

[Javen]

#6

[FerrisWiel]

Umm.

Number 1

--FW

[Krogenar]

We're waiting on QuigonWindu and Insightful.

[Darth Insightful]

"Does this sound like something that meathead Darth Insightful would write,

Why am I a meathead? Wait, that's probably a question for the advice thread.

I'm going with #5.

[Krogenar]

[Krogenar returns, completely nude, with only some $100 bills covering his naughty bits.]

Since I won't wait for QuigonWindu, let's see what you've won!

F.H.S.

stands for:

#1 ... Federal Homeland Security
#2 ... Football Hall of Shame
#3 ... Family History Society
#4 ... Fin Haerts' Syndrome
#5 ... Fairbanks Horticultural Society
#6 ... Famous Horse Saddles

Kopernikuz, let's see, you chose answer #3, and I'm so happy to tell you that you selected Darth Insightful's answer! I'm so sorry!
Darth Insightful garners 1 point for duping Kopernikuz.
[Krogenar strolls down the aisle of contestants.]
Javen, you selected #6, "Famous Horse Saddles" - which was your own answer! You sly devil you... you gain zero points for your attempt at deception! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif But we like your style, it's got pizzazz.
Let's see what you selected Ferris (I'd like to compliment you on your church hat, it's simply stunning), [turns to the giant scoreboard and gestures at it] ... #1. [*BiNg*] I'm so sorry... that was QuigonWindu's answer, "Federal Homeland Security" better luck next time dearie.
QuigonWindu, in absentia, receives 1 point - but is deducted that point for not being here.
[Strolls over to Insightful and takes his hand.] Now don't worry, nothing to worry about. You're the last person, did you choose correctly? You chose answer #5. Hrm.... Five. Five is a good number. It's a crisp, well-rounded number, don't you think? It's under-rated, compared to other numbers. I consider the number five to be honorable, upstanding, and a good friend. It deserves more respect, but it's the wrong answer. 'The Fairbanks Horticultural Society' was written by Kopernikuz, that scamp. [waggles finger at Kopernikuz]
Kopernikuz gains 1 point.

The correct answer was #2 - The Football Hall of Shame! No one guessed the correct answer, so I get to spend more time with my leggy assistant.

That brings our scoreboard to:

[b]Kopernikus - 6
Ferris Wiel - 1
Darth Insightful - 1
Javen - 0
Darth Fabulous - removed.
QuiqonWindu - removed.

We'll break now, and give these two slots a chance to be filled. Though it may seem as though the race is out of hand, it's not, trust me. Whomever suggests the next category will get it. They are: Movie Titles, Acronyms, Words, People, Dates. Blizzie, are you in?

[kopernikuz]

Movie Titles!

[Krogenar]

The next category is...
[cheesy Casio-keyboard sound effect goes here.]
[A brunette in a tight mesh catsuit turns several letters on a scoreboard over to reveal...]
"MOVIE TITLES!"

[Krogenar gestures to the contestants while holding several small recipe cards.]
Here's how this works: I give you the title of the movie, and you must make up a plot summary. You don't have to supply the screenplay, just a synopsis: think of the blurb that would appear on the back of the movie case. If the contestants are ready...

[The contestants make some minor grunting noises and limp hand gestures.]

.. then here's your movie title!

SCUDDA HOO! SCUDDA HAY!

It represents a real movie, that people may or may not have paid money to see. A reminder again, that while I cannot prevent people from cheating, I can rest assured that if you do cheat, some karmic calamity will befall you.

The Players and their totals thus far:
Kopernikus - described by many as an enigma, inside a mystery, wrapped in a conundrum - he leads the pack at 6 points, up one point from his previous five points.
Ferris Wiel - married to an entertainment lawyer, he is well known for his daring yet prim church hats. He remains at a single point.
[Pulls on a lever and Darth Fabulous falls into a shark-filled pool.] We have an opening!
Darth Insightful - wearing a striking red/white cape and bolero, he's pushed ahead this round to a single point.
Javen - has still not earned a point - only the ire of Aquaman. Perhaps next round will be his round.
QuigonWindu - actually supplied an answer that was selected - but was denied his point for lack of participation. He's promised me his sister's phone number, so he's back in the game.
Blizzie - will be participating at a later date.

Each of you PM me with your plot summary for the movie title above.
Remember: deceive your opponents - get into their heads!

[Retires to his podium, to eat caviar and watch Darth Fabulous get eaten by a shark with a laser attached to its head.]

[Darth Insightful]

Just sent mine in. And may I say that I look quite striking in my cape and bolero.

[QuigonWindu]

I sent mine.

[Javen]

Mine answer is in!

[Krogenar]

The next category is...
[cheesy Casio-keyboard sound effect starts, but is abruptly ended when the Casio's batteries run out.]

The movie title is:

SCUDDA HOO! SCUDDA HAY!

... and the plot might be...

#1 A musical best remembered as the first film featuring Marilyn Monroe as a showgirl.
#2 High School seniors have their last night of fun.
#3 In his funniest role yet, former Saturday Night Live cast member Adam Sandler plays a down-on-his-luck bowling alley attendant who one day dreams of owning his very own car audio superstore.
#4 Foreign movie, from India about a woman who doesn't want to marry the man who was chosen for her by her parents. So she runs away and finds true love. blah blah blah. She marries her love they live happily ever after.
#5 In this screwball comedy, a down on his luck gambler falls hard for a bubbly diva showgirl and attracts trouble from a local mobster. Will it be love or money that finally makes him a winner in the end?
#6 A farmboy is more interested in donkeys than girls! Starring Marilyn Monroe.

Go ahead and choose!

[kopernikuz]

Geez... this is freaking hard? So many are very similar this time!!

Aw hell... in a fix? Go with...

#6...

and here I thought I was doing so well... ugh...

[FerrisWiel]

#5

--FW

[Javen]

#5

[Darth Insightful]

#5

[FerrisWiel]

Wow, whoever wrote #5 is gonna take it home this round.

--FW

[Javen]

I was between #2 and #5

[kopernikuz]

They're all very similar... I was surprised! Either one of the similar ones is correct or we're all BS'ing in a similar vein. Great BS'ers think alike? I dunno... I chose the one that just seemed silly, though I think I know who made it up and now he'll have my point, damn.

[Krogenar]

We're waiting on QuigonWindu. You guys let me know when you think we've waited long enough. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko.gif

[Siamese Sith]

Hey I wanna join! I LOVE this game!

[QuigonWindu]

#1

[Javen]

Well...

[Krogenar]

Ok, here's the breakdown.

The movie title is:

SCUDDA HOO! SCUDDA HAY!

... and the plot might be...

#1 A musical best remembered as the first film featuring Marilyn Monroe as a showgirl.
#2 High School seniors have their last night of fun.
#3 In his funniest role yet, former Saturday Night Live cast member Adam Sandler plays a down-on-his-luck bowling alley attendant who one day dreams of owning his very own car audio superstore.
#4 Foreign movie, from India about a woman who doesn't want to marry the man who was chosen for her by her parents. So she runs away and finds true love. blah blah blah. She marries her love they live happily ever after.
#5 In this screwball comedy, a down on his luck gambler falls hard for a bubbly diva showgirl and attracts trouble from a local mobster. Will it be love or money that finally makes him a winner in the end?
#6 A farmboy is more interested in donkeys than girls! Starring Marilyn Monroe.

The correct answer was #6.

Kopernikuz gets 2 points for choosing correctly.
He also wrote answer #5, which Javen, Darth Insightful and Ferris selected - gaining 3 more points - for a total of 5 more points. I think his total would now be 11 points. Jesus, Kopernikuz!

Quigon selected answer #1, which was written by Ferris - so Ferris gains a point, bringing his total to 2.

I'd like to take a moment to give Darth Insightful some applause. He wrote answer #3, starring Adam Sandler. That was inspired! I can picture Adam Sandler step-kicking and yelling, "Scudda Hoo, Scudda Hay!" in his own particular way. Also, I was shocked at how many of you wrote answers that either a) contained Marilyn Monroe (Ferris's answer) or b) contained showgirls. Creepy. Everyone wrote a pretty good answer. Someone please gain on Kopernikuz. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko.gif

Kopernikus - 11
Ferris Wiel - 2
Darth Insightful - 1
Javen - 0
QuigonWindu - 0
Siamese Sith - 0

First person to respond who's not Kopernikuz can choose the next category.

[Krogenar]

Ferris has selected the category, "WORDS" by PMing me directly.

[Krogenar]

[50-foot tall granite letters drop from the sky, squashing several scantily-clad women flat. Krogenar weeps.]

The letters, gentlemen, spell out the word:

LIMOPHOITOS

It is a just and righteous word, and quite large.
Send me PM's with your concocted definition of the word as soon as possible, and then we can start the rest of the game. Keep in mind that you should be trying to deceive the other players.

[Pulls at one of the crushed women's legs, but cannot get her out from under the giant stone letter. Krogenar screams at the sky.]

"Debbie! Debbie! D-d-d-d-d-ebbie!!!"
[Jill walks past.]
[Krogenar becomes completely composed.]
"Hey Jill... got some fries to go with that shake?..."
"Aww baby... why you gotsta go?"
[Follows after Jill.]

[kopernikuz]

You are Sh*%&ing ME?????? WHAT THE HECK KIND OF MOVIE IS THAT??? I can't believe that was right OR how close we all came! I actually thought I had just given Javen points by suggesting it. Why I thought it was his, I don't know... but it was a hunch after I picked it. Has anyone on earth actually seen this movie?

The Adam Sandler thing was inspired, yes... but I know most of Sandler's work and that isn't one of them, or I'd have picked it. LOL

Holy crap, I can't believe that's a movie... with Marilyn Monroe no less. Damn.

I'm going to have to find this flick now... it's a mission.

[Krogenar]

Scudda Hoo! Scudda Hey! (http://us.imdb.com/Title?0040762)

[Javen]

My answer is in!

[kopernikuz]

Answer in...

[Darth Insightful]

Just sent my answer in.

[Krogenar]

We're waiting for QuigonWindu and Siamese. I'll PM them both. When you guys are tired of waiting, post here, and I'll post only those answers that were submitted. If you want to start now, with just the five of you, that's fine with me. Actually... I'll wait a short while, then do it regardless.

[FerrisWiel]

Originally posted by Krogenar@Mar 4 2003, 11:59 AM
We're waiting for QuigonWindu and Siamese. I'll PM them both. When you guys are tired of waiting, post here, and I'll post only those answers that were submitted. If you want to start now, with just the five of you, that's fine with me. Actually... I'll wait a short while, then do it regardless.
To translate:

I'll wait.
No, go ahead and send it to me if you're getting impatient.
I'll wait, but not long.
I'll post the answers shortly.

--FW

[Krogenar]

[Krogenar sticks his head out from the giant granite letter 'O'.]
"Hey gang. Stay tuned today because there'll be singin', dancin' and all sorts o' fun. [grins wolfishly] And if you're not careful, you just might learn something... oh yeah, eat my brand of pudding pops."

LIMOPHOITOS

.. is defined as ...

#1 - Insanity caused by lack of food.
#2 - A medical disorder whereby light is interpreted in the reverse by the human eye.
#3 - Greek word meaning "stretched."
#4 - Dizziness caused by a lack of oxygen to the brain.
#5 - The condition of cellular breakdown when organic material comes into contact with liscentious carbon-based pheromones.

[Krogenar crawls back into the giant letter 'O' like some perverse prairie dog.]

[Darth Insightful]

#3

[Darth Insightful]

By the way, thank you all for the kind words about my movie description. I had decided at that point that kopernikuz was running away with this thing and I chose to go for humor instead of points. I consider it a moral victory. That and the fact that I couldn't come up with an actual Adam Sandler movie that would have worked with that title.

[FerrisWiel]

Originally posted by Darth Insightful@Mar 4 2003, 12:59 PM
By the way, thank you all for the kind words about my movie description. I had decided at that point that kopernikuz was running away with this thing and I chose to go for humor instead of points. I consider it a moral victory. That and the fact that I couldn't come up with an actual Adam Sandler movie that would have worked with that title.
Don't worry, you'll be right soon enough, the tacky ******* will remake it sometime early next year with Rob Schneider about some guy who likes to hump donkeys but falls for a showgirl played by Heather Locklear.

--FW

[kopernikuz]

#2 sounds awesome... if it's BS... kudos to the BSer... they deserve the point... I wish I'd thought of it. Either that, or it's right.

[FerrisWiel]

#2

--FW

[Krogenar]

Originally posted by kopernikuz@Mar 4 2003, 02:03 PM
#2 sounds awesome... if it's BS... kudos to the BSer... they deserve the point... I wish I'd thought of it. Either that, or it's right.
You've selected #2, then?

[Krogenar]

Only Javen remains, to cast his vote.

[Tension hook sound, and the lights on the perimeter of the playing arena focus on Javen's empty chair, ala 'Who Wants to Be a Millionaire.']

[kopernikuz]

Originally posted by Krogenar+Mar 4 2003, 01:17 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Krogenar @ Mar 4 2003, 01:17 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-kopernikuz@Mar 4 2003, 02:03 PM
#2 sounds awesome... if it's BS... kudos to the BSer... they deserve the point... I wish I'd thought of it. Either that, or it's right.
You've selected #2, then? [/b][/quote]
Yup

[Javen]

#1

[Krogenar]

LIMOPHOITOS

.. is defined as ...

#1 - Insanity caused by lack of food.
#2 - A medical disorder whereby light is interpreted in the reverse by the human eye.
#3 - Greek word meaning "stretched."
#4 - Dizziness caused by a lack of oxygen to the brain.
#5 - The condition of cellular breakdown when organic material comes into contact with liscentious carbon-based pheromones.

Ok, here are the results.

Darth Insightful chose #3 - which was his own answer. Sneaky devil! No points. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.gif
Kopernikuz chose #2 - which was Ferris' answer - One point for Ferris!
Ferris chose his own answer, in an attempt to fool Javen - no points there.
Javen chose #1 - which was the correct answer. Rack up 2 points, Javen.

Kopernikus - 11
Ferris Wiel - 3
Darth Insightful - 1
Javen - 2


Answer #4 was written by Javen.
Answer #5 was writen by Kopernikuz.

Heh. The board evened up just a bit. Do you guys want to start a new round, or continue?
Or has this game become tiresome? If it has, my feelings won't be hurt. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

[Javen]

I say we play one more...Are ya feeling lucky punk? Well do ya?

[Darth Insightful]

I like the game myself. I say we go another round.

[Krogenar]

What category?

[FerrisWiel]

"Famous bumpies for $400, Alex."
"That's 'titles,' Mr. Connery."

--FW

[kopernikuz]

"Anal Bum Cover, Alex"
"That's An Album Cover, Mr. Connery!"

[kopernikuz]

"How about The Rapists, for $400, Alex"
"Mr. Connery... that's Therapists... "

[Whisper]

LOLOLOLOL style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[Krogenar]

Category: People

ANNIE TAYLOR

So tell me what and/or why this person is notable.