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RedMirax
02-26-2003, 02:52 PM
Image 73
Winner: vodo bass
Caption: It slices it dices the light saber a wondeful tool"
"warning the force is not responsible if you lose any ligaments whilst using a light saber"
Javen
02-26-2003, 07:57 PM
Do you carry American Express? You never know when it could come in handy.
Darth Vegas
02-26-2003, 08:10 PM
Ahhh, I got a Force wedgie!!!! You cheater!!!
allforcedup
02-27-2003, 02:40 PM
As Luke drew back to counter Vader's blow, he became so powerfully in tune with the Force that he snapped his wrist in half and his own hand broke off of his arm.
Vader replied, "Damn, now that's some impressive $%#@, there!"
Sean-Walsh
02-27-2003, 02:57 PM
As he slices off Luke's hand, Vader also kicks young Skywalker right in the crotch.
You can't say Vader doesn't care just a *little*
Plo Koon
02-27-2003, 05:51 PM
Luke uses the ultimate force power. Cuting off his own hand and controling it.
Jedi_of_the_North
02-27-2003, 07:50 PM
I should've used Preparation H.
Jedi_of_the_North
02-27-2003, 07:51 PM
I should've used Preparation H.
Jedi_of_the_North
02-27-2003, 07:52 PM
I should've used Preparation H.
Abi-Wan
03-01-2003, 12:00 AM
It's all fun and games until someone loses a hand!
Rogue_Jedi
03-01-2003, 12:34 AM
LUKE: Ahhhh! I'm very vulnerable there!!!
kwawin
03-01-2003, 08:39 PM
VADER: "Whoa.... that's gotta hurt!"
spaceman2386
03-02-2003, 12:52 AM
aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh my custom shrit.
Obidobi
03-02-2003, 01:16 AM
Luke:
Ha ha ha ha...look at that..... a flying hand with a ignited lightsaber in it....ha ha ha very funny.....wait......where is my hand...?
The Prism
03-02-2003, 03:06 PM
Luke could really use a...HAND!
(The Prism laughs while everyone else boos)
padmeamidala
03-02-2003, 03:23 PM
Yeah, that, or I have another corny one
----- Caption:
"Everyone! Let's give Luke a hand!"
Krogenar
03-02-2003, 05:44 PM
No one is ever really happy with their Yearbook photo.
JediBendu
03-02-2003, 06:31 PM
Not happy with the outcome of his recent pay dispute, Thing decides the Adam's Family would probably be best to avoid type casting.
bodhisattva yoda
03-02-2003, 07:42 PM
vader: open your mouth and close your eyes and i'll give you a big surprise!
luke: uh. okay!
vader: sucker!
Clara
03-02-2003, 11:07 PM
It was at this moment that Luke first considered visiting a 'second hand' shop.
hey, maybe we should give Luke a HAND! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif
The Prism
03-02-2003, 11:28 PM
Ouch! I bet that stings!
The Prism
03-02-2003, 11:29 PM
Luke:..........um......I'm going to....uh....need...a band-aid...and some Neosporin. Could someone get that for me? great.
"It slices it dices the light saber a wondeful tool"
"warning the force is not responsible if you lose any ligaments whilst using a light saber"
Siamese Sith
03-05-2003, 10:52 PM
Luke: Hey Vader! Talk to the....OOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
tunafishman
03-06-2003, 06:02 PM
Sigmund Freud: "Luke seems to be dealing with some castration anxiety"
Obitwokenobi
03-08-2003, 01:36 AM
Luke is fighting his own hand... and losing!
Darth Neovo
03-11-2003, 12:01 PM
CLAIMS DIRECT
if youve had an accident and it wasnt your fault we can get you compensation,
look at mr skywalker; he had his hand severed during work.
luke: i was fighting vader and he chopped my hand off, i got 1000 credits
Krogenar
03-11-2003, 02:32 PM
And so, Luke's lightsaber juggling act came to an abrupt end.
RedMirax
03-11-2003, 09:05 PM
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