You Know You're A Star Wars Geek When:

[Jors_Dedon]

This thread isn't meant to be condescending. I hope we can all laugh... (instead of me being pelted with insults and threats)

You know you're a Star Wars geek when:
Your dad asks you how fast your car can go, you say "Fast enough for you, old man."

After every green light, you automatically say "Punch it Chewie."

After your teacher hands you back a test and says, "Spelling is your weakness," you shoot back "And your faith in your friends is yours!"

Feel free to add some more that you come up with.

[Lord Rocha]

When you insult someone with the phrase "He is as stupid as clumsy " of Vader in ESB (Well sometimes i use it ).

[Rojo]

When you get a Yoda tattoo. (You should see it, it's great). style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/y.gif ???

[Obi-Stu]

When ever you are asked to do something you reply "So be it, Jedi."


You open automatic doors using "the force"

[Obi-Stu]

You have a bumper sticker on your car that says :

This car has done the Kessel run in under 12 Parsecs.


Try explain that one to your mother-in-law...

[Rojo]

Originally posted by Obi-Stu@Feb 24 2003, 05:33 PM
You open automatic doors using "the force"


Christ, I do that.

You know you're a Star Wars geek when;

You start practicing with your invisible lightsaber.

[Obi-Stu]

Originally posted by Rojo@Feb 24 2003, 09:51 AM

You know you're a Star Wars geek when;

You start practicing with your invisible lightsaber.
Or you call it into you hand using the force and then gleefully ingnite it...

[cartographer]

You spend more than 3 years researching locations in a universe that doesn't exist.

[Rogue_0009]

<span style="color:red">I may have started a thread just like this months ago...</span>

[cartographer]

You spend 3 years researching locations in a universe that doesn't exist.

[Dj Quackers]

you know your a star wars geek when you go online and discuss the nerdiest acts one can do in the real universe

like taking shopping carts covering them in tin foil, then take a medicine ball spray piant silver and reenact the battle of yavin

or run through walmart, screaming bonzai and have a freind with a booom box playing duel of fates
ingredients 4 nerds, boom box, 2 traditional lightsabers, one double blade, and no respect for soceity or your self esteem

[Luvinna.]

Originally posted by Rogue_0009@Feb 24 2003, 06:21 AM
<span style="color:red">I may have started a thread just like this months ago...</span>
You did. Or, someone did. But I can't find it. ???

There's also this thread from a ways back:
Star Wars-aholics Anonymous (http://www.galacticsenate.com/index.php?act=ST&f=15&t=1723&hl=aholic&s=)

Oh, and you know you're a SW geek when you think driving through a snow storm at night looks like traveling through hyperspace.

And my own personal one: You know you're a SW geek when you're license plate frame says "My other ride is an X-wing."

[Dj Quackers]

put more than one post on this topic
oh and know the difference between modulator and a mandalorian


death star drive by
what a wookie

[Rogue_0009]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>You did. Or, someone did. But I can't find it.[/b][/quote]

<span style="color:red">Yeah I did its on the first page of thid forum</span>

[Abi-Wan]

You know you are a Star Wars geek when instead of counting sheep at night to help you sleep, you count clone troopers! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[Jors_Dedon]

Originally posted by Dj Quackers@Feb 24 2003, 11:58 AM
you know your a star wars geek when you go online and discuss the nerdiest acts one can do in the real universe

like taking shopping carts covering them in tin foil, then take a medicine ball spray piant silver and reenact the battle of yavin

or run through walmart, screaming bonzai and have a freind with a booom box playing duel of fates
ingredients 4 nerds, boom box, 2 traditional lightsabers, one double blade, and no respect for soceity or your self esteem
I gotta try that sometime... I usually do nerf-wars but heck, I say it's time for a change.
here's one:

You imagine Ben telling you to use the Force when you parallel park.

[Dj Quackers]

man this is an awsome site for the nerdiness inside me to spring forth like a bantha herd suprised by a tusken with a thermal detinator and a hungry hungry hump of family members

[Jors_Dedon]

You get beat up at the movie theater for saying every character's lines 2 seconds before they do.

[RollaFett]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Rogue_0009 Posted: Feb 24 2003, 08:21 AM
I may have started a thread just like this months ago... [/b][/quote]

Yeah, you did. I bumped it once I saw this one. Figured why should it be forgotten, it was a riot!

[Rogue_0009]

<span style="color:red">It was wasn't it, I posted a ton of new one ther today.</span>

[Jors_Dedon]

You physically cringe when you see a child get a Star Wars toy and actually take it out of the package!

You and a bunch of nerd friends hook up trucker talkies in your cars and drive around calling each other the Rogues.

You actually use terms like "It's colder than Hoth outside!" or "It's hotter than Tatooine!"

[Darth Vegas]

You Know You're A Star Wars Geek When..........

You post on regularly on a message board.

[Jors_Dedon]

Ummm... okay. ???

You wake up one morning with blood and bruises all over you, then you look in the mirror and "trekkies rule!" is scarred onto your chest.

[Dj Quackers]

You spend time remebering your nerdiest exploits about a ficitional universe, or post here more than once

Take a camera and legos and finally remake OT with more ewoks and jawa than ever before??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Clara]

<span style="color:7000CC">*Whenever you know something is about to go wrong, you automatically say "I have a bad feeling about this"

*You swear in Star Wars terms

*Whenever someone says goodbye, you reply "and may the Force be with you."

*You threaten to set your wookie on people you don't like.

*You boast that you can go through the Maw with your eyes closed.

*Your other outfit includes a Jedi Cloak.</span>

[jangofett100]

When your I.T teacher humiliates you in front of the rest of the class for looking on Star Wars websites instead of doing your work and you don't care.

[Clara]

Originally posted by jangofett100@Mar 3 2003, 09:28 PM
When your I.T teacher humiliates you in front of the rest of the class for looking on Star Wars websites instead of doing your work and you don't care.
<span style="color:7000CC">OMG! The exact same thing happened to me in 2001! Freaky.</span>

[jangofett100]

It's so nice to feel I'm not alone!

[Jors_Dedon]

- You know at least 10 Star Wars website addresses by heart.
- You draw comparisons to Star Wars in casual conversation.
- You shell out 10 bucks for a magazine that describes the planet Tatooine.
- When your alarm clock goes off in the morning, your reply is, "Unexpected this is... and unfortunate!"
- You hunt through ROTJ frame-by-frame searching for the shoe.
- Whenever you buy a new appliance, you always make sure and get that one that speaks Bocce.
- When something is just out of your reach, you close your eyes and try to "force" it into your hand.
- You know all the words to that Ewok song.
- Everytime someone tells you one of their deepest secrets you gloat and say, "You're far too trusting."
- You can't pick up a flashlight without waving it around and humming.
- You find yourself discussing characters from the books and movies as if they were actually old friends of yours.
- You don't need subtitles when an alien speaks in one of the movies.
- Yoda and Ben appears to you in your dreams and you take their advice on a regular basis.
- When you're looking through your drawer for that other black sock, you aid your search by telling yourself, "Lock on to the strongest power source, it SHOULD be the power generator."

- Whenever you went anywhere outside with your friends, you always walked single file, to hide your numbers.
- You've written several letters to the President recommending that he dissolve the council, put power in the hands of the regional governors, and let fear keep the local systems in line.
- You've ever used fishing line to try the snow speeder - tow cables maneuver on your cat.
- When you and a friend have been on one of those amusement park rides where you had to sit back to back, and you started calling him Dack and told him to stop whining about his approach vector.
- Whenever your mother asked you to babysit your little brother, you always instilled confidence by replying, "leave him to me. I will deal with him myself."

- As a child, whenever you had broken something, your response was always, "It must've had a self-destruct mechanism. I didn't hit it that hard."
- You've refused to enter a cave/cavern/tunnel without a handgun and a large stick.
- You've told the mall Christmas elf, "You will take me to Santa now."
- You've told people that you're fluent in over 6 million forms of communication.
- You've used one of Solo's lines in an intimate situation.
- You've been pulled over by a policeman and when asked to see your drivers' liscence you replied, "You don't need to see my identification."
- You have held up an onion ring and said, "Look sir, droids."

[spaceman2386]

you think of sw trems when you talk

[tunafishman]

Whenever you wear a sweatshirt with a hood, you put it over your eyes and start quoting Palpatine:
"Take your weapon, strike me down, and your path to the darkside will be complete."

Whenever you pick up your large umbrella, you wave it around like Yoda's walking stick and say "Yoda. You seek Yoda" as you point it at people.

[Obitwokenobi]

You talk like Yoda in conversations that are not just with other Star Wars geeks.

[Darth Drew]

<span style="font-family:Courier"><span style="color:red">Hey I do that!</span></span>

[Rogue_0009]

<span style="color:red">Dude, me too.</span>

[RollaFett]

You and your wife are bored one night, and you say, 'Hey, do you know what we could do?' And she automatically answers 'No!', because she knows that you are going to suggest another stirring round of Star Wars Monopoly.

[spaceman2386]

when u hum sw songs all day

[JediKeri.]

When you curse in using star wars swear words and nobody knows what the heck your saying..

(I've actually done this)

[Darth Drew]

Originally posted by spaceman2386@Mar 9 2003, 01:09 AM
when u hum sw songs all day
<span style="font-family:Courier"><span style="color:red">Hey I do that too!</span></span>

[mirax terrik horn]

me too.


when you start to think about doing insane things just to get into a wes janson fan club.

[Erick Landrider]

If your Star Wars CD to girlfriend ratio excedes 2 to 1

(12 CDs, 2 ho bags of Girlfriends)
And I'm being nice

If you have ever used the force to get the remote

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/cool.gif

[Queen 'Onna]

When quote SW in your everyday speech.

[Das_Funked]

You're a SW geek when your relationships are Han Solo.

[Rogue_0009]

<span style="color:red">You have ever refered to Corran Horn Wedge Antilles or Boba Fett as "the man"</span>

[Erick Landrider]

If you have ever put your hand over your heart and taken your hat off in response to hearing the IMPERIAL MARCH

If you think that the(I mean this with all respect to our soldiers) War with Iraq is going to happen in the next NJO book

If you have ever cried at a Star Wars film





GO U.S.A

[Jedi Princess]

you refer to your garage as "docking bay 94" and you have a bumper sticker that says "R2-D2 is my copilot".

[JediKeri.]

Originally posted by Jedi Princess@Mar 25 2003, 09:38 PM
you refer to your garage as "docking bay 94" and you have a bumper sticker that says "R2-D2 is my copilot".
Hey I have that Bumper sticker!

[Erick Landrider]

If you have ever said to a girl "I like your buns" and you weren't talking about her butt style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

[Jedi Princess]

You compare almost everything with star wars and can find a way to link anything to it. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blush.gif

[JediBendu]

You can link Star Wars physics with quantum mechanics AND justify hyperspace travel to a college physics professor.

[JediKeri.]

JB...you did that, didn't you? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

When you drive down the road in your convertable, and have nothing but Star Wars music blareing from the speakers.

[mirax terrik horn]

when you and your friends start having contests about how many star wars book questions you can answer without having to look in a book.


when you get really competitive while playing star wars trivial pursuit.

[Jedi Princess]

Originally posted by JediKeri@Mar 28 2003, 04:01 PM
JB...you did that, didn't you? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

When you drive down the road in your convertable, and have nothing but Star Wars music blareing from the speakers.
O*M*G I've done that...Except I have Jeep...not a convertible. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/hehe.gif

[JediKeri.]

So have I and I have a Thunderbird. It's fun seeing all the expressions of the other motorists. They have that look where they think I've lost my mind. It makes me laugh when I see that look.

[Jors_Dedon]

You attempt to choke people like Vader, but end up giving yourself a hernia.

[xagete]

Originally posted by mirax terrik horn@Mar 28 2003, 03:06 PM
when you and your friends start having contests about how many star wars book questions you can answer without having to look in a book.


when you get really competitive while playing star wars trivial pursuit.
You mean like you and me do all the time??

[The Prism]

-You still keep tabs on Mark Hamill's career
-Your #1 sexual fantasy involves your significant other in the gold bikini
-When your cell phone goes off, you think R2D2 just entered the room
-you don't think "Yippee" was such a bad line after all

[JediKeri.]

You read the latest Insider and realize that you really want your own "carfighter" style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[X-3PO]

....When you think, at length, about how cool it would be for Admiral Ackbar and Admiral Piett to get into a tied wrist knife fight.

[mirax terrik horn]

Originally posted by xagete+Mar 31 2003, 03:57 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(xagete @ Mar 31 2003, 03:57 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-mirax terrik horn@Mar 28 2003, 03:06 PM
when you and your friends start having contests about how many star wars book questions you can answer without having to look in a book.


when you get really competitive while playing star wars trivial pursuit.
You mean like you and me do all the time?? [/b][/quote]
yep.

when you start to think that all you want for christmas isnt your 2 front teeth, but the next star wars movie on dvd.

[Jors_Dedon]

You automatically start humming The Imperial March when you are angry and walking.

[Darth Coil]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif That would make me a SW geek, cause I actually do that! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko.gif


when you cut open your dog and try to stick your best friend inside to keep him warm.

[Obitwokenobi]

When you follow someone into the bathroom on bean burrito night, you say, "And I thought they smelled bad on the outside."
You tell LotR fans, "Our villainous Christopher Lee beats your villainous Christopher Lee."
You go to work/school in nothing but your boxers(add a bra if you're a girl) to show off your Darth Maul tattoos.

[mirax terrik horn]

ugh that is gross. you know your a star wars geek when.........

you find yourself going to certain conventions just so you can start debating.
and we all know what kind of conventions those are.

[Rogue_0009]

<span style="color:red">An actual conversation about course selections:

Derek [to Steve]: Take computers, it's really neat.

Dylan: No, take Drama, it's supposed to be really easy.

Me: Take your jedi weapon and strike me down, and your path to the darkside will be complete.</span>

[Momin327]

Instead of a family album, you have a Slave Leia photo album.

[mtilden]

(No disrespect or irreverence intended but) When you see footage of Iraqis in Bahghdad cheering in the streets and tearing down statues of Saddam Hussein and the first thing you think is 'gee this reminds me of the ending sequence of ROTJ. (Seriously, that is what happened to me when I saw the news today)

[JediKeri.]

Yeah I missed that...

[conron_montyn23]

When you..... brush your hair like Luke's....

When you have twisted pigtails like Leia....

When you bring up Star Wars on every topic.....

When you start growling like Chewie when your home alone (like I do....)

[conron_montyn23]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>When you..... brush your hair like Luke's....

When you have twisted pigtails like Leia....

When you bring up Star Wars on every topic.....

When you start growling like Chewie when your home alone (like I do....) [/b][/quote]

Lets get this straight... I only growl like Chewie, I dont do anything else above. I have spiked hair, my hair is too short to have twisted pigtails, and I have normal conversations like normal people.

[Luvinna.]

Originally posted by mtilden@Apr 9 2003, 07:22 AM
(No disrespect or irreverence intended but) When you see footage of Iraqis in Bahghdad cheering in the streets and tearing down statues of Saddam Hussein and the first thing you think is 'gee this reminds me of the ending sequence of ROTJ. (Seriously, that is what happened to me when I saw the news today)
Yeah. I was thinking the same thing. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blush.gif

[X-3PO]

When someone asks you what type of fish you'd like for dinner, and you respond "Admiral Ackbar."

[Jawa Juice]

when you make you ringtone imperial march, and never get to hear it because no one calls you.....(i've done that)

the ability to use "scruffy nerf-hearder" in an actual sentence with the opposite sex

You know the address of yoda's hut on degobah

When on the verge of death you tell the nurse "the IV isnt strong enough, i need bacta!!!"

[Jacen Solo]

When you have fun telling people that Mara Jade killed Luke Skywalker, and then married him. (I've never done this, but I know someone who has ... you know who you are!! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif )

'Course, Mara Jade didn't really kill Luke Skywalker, she killed Luuke Skywalker ... I'll shut up now.

[JediKeri.]

LOL!

[Jedi_of_the_North]

You know the entire dialogue from the trench run sequence and have learned all of the alien languages in Star Wars.

During a rehersal of a play, you whisper I'd just as soon kiss a Wookiee to your wife from the show who you really hate. [I did that last year]

Your best insult is calling someone a "scruffy-looking nerf herder" or "You're bantha poodoo."

[Obitwokenobi]

You don't need subtitles for Jabba.

[Svansiboy]

You know your a Star Wars Geek When: Someone seas he's gonna try something and you say:
There is no try only do.
Hehe

[xagete]

Originally posted by Svansiboy@Apr 18 2003, 09:52 AM
You know your a Star Wars Geek When: Someone seas he's gonna try something and you say:
There is no try only do.
Hehe
Haha, I do that all the time. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

[Rogue_0009]

<span style="color:red">You've called someone laserbrain, and meant it.</span>

[Jors_Dedon]

You call your kitchen appliances "droids".

[Rogue_0009]

<span style="color:red">You train your parakeet to beep like artoo-detoo

When buying a new appliance/electronics you ask the sales clerk if it speeaks bocce.</span>

[JediKeri.]

Originally posted by Rogue_0009@Apr 22 2003, 07:35 AM
<span style="color:red">You've called someone laserbrain, and meant it.</span>
Oooooooooo, laserbrain.....I've done that!

[Rogue_0009]

<span style="color:red">True story:

Once a teacher asked me if I needed help with anything, and without thinking I responded "Not unless you can alter time, accelerate the harvest and teleport me off this rock." she then proceeded to leave me alone for a month.

lesson learned: if you want teachers to leave you alone, quote Luke Skywalker.</span>

[Luvinna.]

Thanks, Rogue! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif I'm going to use that the next time someone asks me if there's anything they can do to help me. That question is kind of getting annoying. :bored:

[Jedi_of_the_North]

You can win a game of Star Wars Trivial Pursuit in seven turns

[Rogue_0009]

Originally posted by Luvinna@Apr 28 2003, 04:43 PM
Thanks, Rogue! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif I'm going to use that the next time someone asks me if there's anything they can do to help me. That question is kind of getting annoying. :bored:
<span style="color:red">It's good that you found my geeky-ness useful [some one has to]. Next week: Rogue will teach you to alienate fellow classmates with references to Gundarks.</span>

[Luvinna.]

Originally posted by Jedi_of_the_North@Apr 29 2003, 10:56 AM
You can win a game of Star Wars Trivial Pursuit in seven turns
Do you mean seven rolls of the Artoo? That's actually not possible due to the layout of the board. But I have won in one turn. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

[Jawa Juice]

When going to a stock car race and you hear the car speed by you drop and yell "TIE FIGHTERS!!!!!"

[Jedi_of_the_North]

You try Jedi mind-tricking opponents in debate rounds and after that doesn't work you try it on the judge.

[Master Patton]

True story!

I had a jedi fort ( I still do!)

But every time someone would throw a rock at me, my painted stick ( Lightsaber! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif ) would be up and deflecting it!...i'm pretty good at it too!

[Obitwokenobi]

At auto-doors you say, "You will let me through..." while waving your hand.

[Master Patton]

Originally posted by Obitwokenobi@Apr 30 2003, 07:13 PM
At auto-doors you say, "You will let me through..." while waving your hand.
I do that all the time! :look:

[JediKeri.]

You guys are really weird...

[Rogue_0009]

<span style="color:red">Or are we so normal we just blew your mind?!? Wait...no, we're definetly wierd.</span>

[Master Patton]

Originally posted by Rogue_0009@May 1 2003, 04:08 PM
<span style="color:red">Or are we so normal we just blew your mind?!? Wait...no, we're definetly wierd.</span>
I think it's safe to say that almost every StarWars freak is wierd!...it's in our nature!

[Rogue_0009]

<span style="color:red">You're right, I'd almost be afraid if we did find a well-adjusted SW freak</span>

[Dark_Jedi]

You see someone in a Vader costume, you grab your throat and run.

[Jedi Princess]

When running for class office, you make sure to add somewhere on your flyers a tiny x-wing along with the words "rogue command".

hehehehe.

I do the door thing too...makes me feel powerful.

[Jacen Solo]

I use the Force to open doors, to change streetlights from red to green, and to slow myself down when I get going too fast.

I also use the Force for meditation and relaxation.

[Master Patton]

I use the "Force" when i think i can jump....((I pretty good at it too!))

[JediKeri.]

Ok...at work I apear almost normal compared to those that I work with...that is until I log on here... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sly.gif

[Obitwokenobi]

When the internet connection doesn't work, you try again, and this time you "use the Force" I did that today, and , as you can see, it worked! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/cool.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/cool.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/cool.gif

[Jedi_of_the_North]

You drop something while you're walking and say "The Force is strong in this one."

[Jedi_of_the_North]

You quote Yoda, Vader, or any other Force user on a regular basis.

[Darth Thanos]

When you play STAR WARS TRIVIA PURSUIT with your friends, you're only allow to answer one questions per turn or the game is over.

Whenever your wife or 5 year old son want you to do something you say...
<span style="font-size:36pt;line-height:100%"><span style="color:blue">"What is thy bidding, my master?"</span></span>


BTW, I do a lot of this stuff...

[Obitwokenobi]

Your 'religion' is 'Jedi'...

[Darth Thanos]

Originally posted by Obitwokenobi@May 8 2003, 09:56 PM
Your 'religion' is 'Jedi'...
<span style="color:red">Or 'Sith.'</span>


You know your <span style="color:blue">5 year old son</span> has the full (double reccesive) geek/dork gene when:

He has his own computer and knows how to use it, inculding disabling system policies that you setup.

He stays in his room when the pizza (his fav food) arrives because a STAR WARS DVD is playing in his room.
(He's not allowed to touch his DVD player -- ergo, no "pause.")

When you "spin" his lightsaber outta his hand like Vader does to Luke in E5:TESB, he immediately responds:
"Dat's no twuu, dat's im-poss-i-BUL."

And last, in this post anyway, this is his reaction when you turn on his Anakin Skywalker Electronic Lightsber for the first time:

Click here to see pic! (http://www.angelfire.com/alt/tblumenthal3/images/tommy47pavlov.jpg)

Also pictured is Pavlov the Dawg, who wasn't as thrilled that we bought Tommy a club!
PS -- check out his t-shirt style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

[Obitwokenobi]

...when you compare and contrast the possibilities that Luke is Frodo in an alternate universe.

This post has been brought to you by the number "0". Or, the number of brain cell's in OB2's brain not devoted to SW, LotR, or videogames.

[Luvinna.]

When you're reading a book, a character says, "I'm sorry, too," and you hear Han Solo's voice in your head...

[mirax terrik horn]

hey luvinna that reminded me of something.

when someone says "i love you" your immediate response is "i know"

[Master Patton]

When someone does something stupid and your respones is,

"Damn fool, i knew that you were going to do that!"

I do that all the time,,,

[P-Ray]

When you're on this site a hundred times a day and your wife keeps yelling at you.

[Count Dookie]

Originally posted by P-Ray@May 12 2003, 08:18 PM
When you're on this site a hundred times a day and your wife keeps yelling at you.
or your kids are complaining that they want to use the computer for legitimate stuff and you respond that this is legitimate.

[Darth Thanos]

On "sick days" from work -- you call your boss and say...

"Sick, have I become..."

[JediKeri.]

You actually did that didn't you Thanos? At lucasfilm that's probably normal...

[Frendon]

When someone talks about people getting abducted by little green men you say, "Yoda would never do such a thing!"

[Frendon]

A friend gets a kick ass home audio/video center and you tell him, "Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed."

[Frendon]

When your stuck doing "yoga" classes because of a misprint on the advertisement .

[Darth Thanos]

Originally posted by JediKeri@May 13 2003, 09:57 AM
You actually did that didn't you Thanos? At lucasfilm that's probably normal...
My boss, who's 5 years younger than me, responded... "Old and weak..." style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

[Obitwokenobi]

You quote Star Wars in debate class...

[Rogue_0009]

<span style="color:red">Dude, I did that.</span>

[Jedi_of_the_North]

Hey, I'm part of my school debate team and I have quoted Yoda in a round talking about nanotechnology being used as a weapon of mass destruction.

[JediKeri.]

Originally posted by Darth Thanos+May 13 2003, 08:19 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Darth Thanos @ May 13 2003, 08:19 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-JediKeri@May 13 2003, 09:57 AM
You actually did that didn't you Thanos? At lucasfilm that's probably normal...
My boss, who's 5 years younger than me, responded... "Old and weak..." style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif [/b][/quote]
Lol! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Darth Thanos]

It's the only place that I've ever worked were a 2.5 hour lunch was approved by my boss so I could take my son to a movie -- ATOC, of course. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

[Obitwokenobi]

You quote Han or Leia while talking to your significant other.

[Jedi_of_the_North]

You quote Yoda or Vader when talking to your significant other

[Jacen Solo]

You put blue food coloring in your milk. (I've never done this; I'm just saying).

When your clarinet teacher says that "tonguing is your weakness," and you respond, "Your faith in your friends in yours!"

[Obitwokenobi]

You hum whenever you hold a flashlight...

[Count Dookie]

Forget humming...You pretent your flashlight is a lightsaber style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/saber.gif

[Darth Vegas]

I do that. :look:

[Master Patton]

You know your a geek when you can spend 6 hours on the computer, doing nothing but looking at star wars web sites!

[Darth Thanos]

<span style="color:darkblue">When you've posted more than twice in the "You Know You're A Star Wars Geek When" thread. :look: </span>

[JediKeri.]

When your at work and you pick up a toy lightsaber that's on display and you swing it around making the effects with your mouth.

(I work at wal-mart and yes I did it. Once.)

[Master Patton]

You know your a star wars geek when


You have 4 of you own star wars web sites!...( I should know...i have four! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/huh.gif )

[Jedi_of_the_North]

You ask the Force for guidance on a daily basis

[Rogue_0009]

<span style="color:red">During a discussion of Macbeth your teacher mentions that he was a great warrior and your automatic response is "Wars not make one great"



[true story]</span>

[Kitha]

You know when your a Star Wars geek when you read the "You know when your a Star Wars geek" Thread and shake your head yes to doing just about everything that has been mentioned...

[Darth Whaler]

...when as a teacher you use a toy lightsaber as your map pointer during class discussions. My fourth graders find it very amusing!

[DarthSolo]

when you've written multiple research papers on SW.

Own multiple SW shirts

When a cute member of the opposite sex is snuggling up to you during one of the movies and you get annoyed because "this is a really important part"

You catch your friends eye and automatically start dueling iwth invisible lightsabers in the middle of the hall.

you stayed up waaay too late many nights dueling with nerf guns and plastic lightsabers pretending you were Jedi and Bounty Hunters.

You sit in the back corner of the class and give a SW alien species to each memeber of the class.

YOu were on a road trip and argued with you "co-pilot" about the class of starfightere the car was. we decided on A-Wing and i named my car The Interceptor.

When someone says they've never seen one or all or a few of the movies you think its a crisis and try to get them to see it ASAP!!!

You competively check to see if you are on the top 10 posters for the day/week/month for this site.

i am guilty of all of the above

[DarthSolo]

for guys only: you dont fantasize about natalie portman, but you do fantasize about Padme Amidala.

[Gazelle]

Can we assume that that is a confession too, Solo? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

[bluemilk]

when you have a crush on Gavin Darklighter even though he's a fictional EU character style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blush.gif

[Jedi_of_the_North]

When you seriously contemplated reading a doctoral thesis on "Yodish" to a speech class for an informative speech that you DIDN'T have to write but then realized it would be too hard to explain things, not that you didn't think they'd find it interesting

[Jedi_of_the_North]

You find yourself often prefacing statements with "Well, Master Yoda said/never said...even if he didn't

[Luvinna]

When you go see Pirates of the Carribean and you're constantly thinking how much Keira Knightly looks like Natalie Portman. Even six years later...

[JediKeri]

Lol, Luvinna. That's what I thought when I watched the movie!

[maddog62]

When you waste countless hours talking to your friends about Star Wars, but they really don't give a crap. They just look at you and say, dork.

[Jedi_of_the_North]

When you waste hours talking to your friends about SW and they do give a crap and wind up arguing about the miniutiate of stormtrooper aim vs. clonetrooper aim for hours on end.

[DarthSolo]

Originally posted by Gazelle@Nov 1 2003, 05:20 PM
Can we assume that that is a confession too, Solo? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif
style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blush.gif

you know ur a SW geek when: you actually skipped a class to get the latest NJO book as soon as you possibly could. sorry Mr. Hendrick.

[Queen 'Onna]

Originally posted by DarthSolo@Nov 4 2003, 09:53 PM


you know ur a SW geek when: you actually skipped a class to get the latest NJO book as soon as you possibly could. sorry Mr. Hendrick.
LOL.

[Luvinna]

DarthSolo<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>you know ur a SW geek when: you actually skipped a class to get the latest NJO book as soon as you possibly could. sorry Mr. Hendrick. [/b][/quote]
I did that for Vector Prime. :look:

[flo fett]

When you say good night to your Boba Fett sculpture beside your bed when your boyfriend of seven years is lying beside you.
*hangs her head in shame*

[Leia]

I had a government teacher name Mr Hedrick, which is close to Hendrick... lol But I never skipped the class

[maddog62]

Originally posted by flo fett@Nov 5 2003, 10:52 PM
When you say good night to your Boba Fett sculpture beside your bed when your boyfriend of seven years is lying beside you.
*hangs her head in shame*
It's OK when he dumps you, you can say good night to mine every night too.

[DarthSolo]

SW geek when: your favorite shirt is still that Yoda shirt you got for your 12th birthday. and you still wear it. i actually have planned to wear it days in advance. im wearing it tomorrow.

[Jedi_of_the_North]

You can find all sorts of life lessons from Star Wars and actually explain them to people. [I did this to a friend during one of his many relationship crises]

[JediBendu]

You know you're a star wars geek when you purposefully and diligently check the Padme in Hot Pants thread everyday just to see if someone else has posted a pic, and everyday you become despondent at the lack of response style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.gif

=P

[DarthSolo]

Originally posted by Jedi_of_the_North@Nov 6 2003, 02:46 PM
You can find all sorts of life lessons from Star Wars and actually explain them to people. [I did this to a friend during one of his many relationship crises]
ive written at least two essays for school

[flo fett]

Originally posted by maddog62+Nov 6 2003, 01:57 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(maddog62 @ Nov 6 2003, 01:57 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-flo fett@Nov 5 2003, 10:52 PM
When you say good night to your Boba Fett sculpture beside your bed when your boyfriend of seven years is lying beside you.
*hangs her head in shame*
It's OK when he dumps you, you can say good night to mine every night too. [/b][/quote]
LOL! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif Thanks, I can face the future with confidence now style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Momin327]

You don't have a regular freezer in your kitchen, but you do have a carbonite freezer.

[Jedi_of_the_North]

You can't go to Wal-Mart or any store with a toy department and not check to see if they have the latest Star Wars figures and curse at them when they don't.

[Rogue_0009]

<span style="color:red">yes, but do throw in sithspit, hutt slime and such while cursing at them?</span>

[Jedi_of_the_North]

yes...[hangs head in shame] and occassionally the phrase "bantha poodoo" as well

[Handothrawn]

Atleast you haven't started thinking in Yuuzhan Vong.

This morning my French teacher went off on me and my friend for talking, and I mentally yelled "Halt you cursed tongue, infidel. Do'ro'ik Vong pratte!" at her, really strange.

[Jedi_of_the_North]

roflmao...

Hey, I started my graduation speech with a quote from Yoda!

[DarthSolo]

i actually seriously have considered learning yuuzhan vong. and almost any speach i give involves a quote from yoda.

[masterplan]

When you buy Darth Maul contacts and wear them in public.

When you spend 11 months and $500 constructing your own Darth Vader costume and you spend 4 months constructing an Aurra Sing costume for your girlfriend, then at the Halloween party, in full costume, give her a ring and ask her to marry you. I've done it, and I've got pics to prove it !!!

I also love saying to my older friends "Your powers are weak, old man"

[Jedi_of_the_North]

As you've gotten older and people look at you with that look that only old people get you respond with "When 900 years you reach look as good you will not."

[maddog62]

When you scan through this topic woundering if any of this stuff happens to you.

[Jedi_of_the_North]

You are a history major and have started seeing connections between the Yuuzhan Vong and Imperial Japan during WWII

[Jedi_of_the_North]

After Alec Guiness died, you had a dream in which his ghost told you to go to England much like the Luke-Obiwan sequence in ESB

[Momin327]

You realize you do all of the mentioned (and possibly unmentioned) things on this list and other "You know you're a Star Wars geek" lists.

[bluemilk]

you play and win at JK Academy, watch the KOTOR trailers, read a SW Novel(DT: Ruin) and watch TPM and AOTC all in the same day style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/cool.gif

[brookie]

i feel ya bluemilk i feel ya, only it was esb and swnh

[bluemilk]

I'm proud of you brookie style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/thumbsup.gif hearing that brings warm feelings to my heart style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

[Jedi_of_the_North]

You know all of Boba Fett and Darth Maul's lines and can recite them with the proper pausing between each one...as in the many years that elapsed between Boba Fett's last line in Empire and Jedi

[Leia]

When you know that Nowanawanga mispelled his user name and then say "And it's a compound word anyway." style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/huh.gif *Leia points at Justin*

[masterplan]

Originally posted by maddog62@Nov 18 2003, 08:41 AM
When you scan through this topic woundering if any of this stuff happens to you.
When you scan this thread looking for new ideas.

[Jedi_of_the_North]

You tried building your own lightsaber but failed and wound up nearly electrocuting yourself

[Momin327]

You tried to build a thermal detonator but failed and nearly blew up your house.

[Leia]

You pretend to open elevator doors with the force

[Justin]

Originally posted by Leia@Nov 25 2003, 06:13 AM
When you know that Nowanawanga mispelled his user name and then say "And it's a compound word anyway." style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/huh.gif *Leia points at Justin*
I knew you were going to mention that here.

And I know that it's "Die wanna wanga" because I've read the screenplay.

[Momin327]

When you go down an elevator, you say to someone in the elevator with you "this is not going to work..." "Why didn't you say so before?" "I DID say so before!".

[Jedi_of_the_North]

You've ever tried to force choke someone in your class that making you really angry

[Leia]

Originally posted by Justin+Nov 26 2003, 01:08 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Justin @ Nov 26 2003, 01:08 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-Leia@Nov 25 2003, 06:13 AM
When you know that Nowanawanga mispelled his user name and then say "And it's a compound word anyway." style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/huh.gif *Leia points at Justin*
I knew you were going to mention that here.

And I know that it's "Die wanna wanga" because I've read the screenplay. [/b][/quote]
style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

You feel the need to defend your geeky actions

[Momin327]

You've tried using Jedi mind tricks on drug dealers at bars and nightclubs you go to in order to get them to go away.

[spaceman2386]

when u think every object that could be a lightsaber is one. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/saber.gif

[Jedi_of_the_North]

Originally posted by Leia@Dec 1 2003, 04:29 PM
You feel the need to defend your geeky actions
You don't feel the need to defend your geeky actions

[Momin327]

Whe you go shopping with your wife/girlfriend, etc, you insist they buy gold colored bikinis.

[Jedi_of_the_North]

You catch various Star Wars references all over pop culture and laugh at them uncontrollably while the rest of the room just sits and stares at you

[Jedi_of_the_North]

You lobbied your directory to use lightsabers instead of switchblades in West Side Story

[DarthSolo]

you make lightsaber noises while playing a basketball game.

[Jedi_of_the_North]

Your baseball team is called The Womp Rats

[smudger9]

......when you hear the 20th century fox film intro and automatically start humming the star wars theme music.

...... when you girlfriend tells you she loves you - you have to fight hard not to say "i know".

...... when then number 4 comes before then number 1.

[maddog62]

I got to work at my jail and my Housing unit is called North #3.

I always say, North #3, You will never see a more rechid hive of scum and villiany, and thats just the Cops.

[one with many names]

You ask your girl friend/wife to where twi'lek head tails for a romantic evening at home.

I guess that's me, i'm planning on it with my wife for our wedding night(when i find her and get the nerve to pop the question, that is)! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

[Leia]

She'll most likely turn you down

[maddog62]

Originally posted by Leia@Dec 4 2003, 03:23 AM
She'll most likely turn you down
So harsh!

[Leia]

but true

[maddog62]

yes it is

[Leia]

lol style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[Momin327]

Whe you go to a bar/tavern/nightclub, etc, you ask the bartender "Can I have one of those?"

[Jedi_of_the_North]

When someone offers you a smoke in the bar you wave your hand and tell them to go home to rethink their lives

[Momin327]

If some ugly, big nosed guy at a bar threatens to kill your friend, you say to him "This little one's not worth the effort. Come, let me get you something..." and you proceed to kick his ass.

[Darth Darthy]

When your prepared to get beaten up by a fat, ignorant, meathead who claims to have a doctorate in "Bouncering" by insisting 'he doesn't need to see your identification'.

[Leia Organics]

When you try to use a Force-grip to suffocate your enemies

[Momin327]

You've made an actual working hyperdrive system.

[Darth Morder]

Originally posted by Lord Rocha@Feb 24 2003, 02:23 PM
When you insult someone with the phrase "He is as stupid as clumsy " of Vader in ESB (Well sometimes i use it ).
It's "Clumsy as he is Stupid" lol
Akkurat som De ROTFLMFAO style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/duel.gif

[Whitesaber]

When you always introduce yourself as, "I am Whitesaber, a high school graduate like my father before me."

[Darth Morder]

Jeg leker heller et spill av Baldur's Gate enn bruker hele dagen Star Wars filmer

[Greedo Boy]

I may be part german, but I sure don't speak the language.

When you catch yourself moving your hands to the side whenever you go throw automatic doors.

[Darth Morder]

Originally posted by Greedo Boy@Dec 6 2003, 04:21 PM
I may be part german, but I sure don't speak the language.

When you catch yourself moving your hands to the side whenever you go throw automatic doors.
Obviously considering the fact that you think what I said was German when it wasn't. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Leia]

I was about to say the same thing... lol

[Leia]

well... I lied. I was going to point out that it wasn't German... same idea style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Darth Morder]

It's Norwegian.

TRANSLATION

"I'd rather play Baldur's Gate than spend all day watching Star Wars Movies"

[Momin327]

You have petitioned to your school board to make a foreign language course for Huttese.

[Rogue_0009]

<span style="color:red">You have seriously considered a transfer to an australian high school because they offer a course in Star Wars.</span>

[Darth Morder]

You want to make Jedi Practices a legitamite Faith (<-- This is really happening style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif )

[DarthSolo]

Originally posted by Rogue_0009@Dec 7 2003, 09:41 AM
<span style="color:red">You have seriously considered a transfer to an australian high school because they offer a course in Star Wars.</span>
is there an actual school like that? could you email me the info? hehe style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blush.gif

[brookie]

when your friends say that your'e an easy person to get gifts for on christmas cause you'll be happy with anything starwars.

[Jedi_of_the_North]

You're trying to train your pet snake into being able to get rigid so you can have your own Vong amphistaff but have only succeeded in getting three nearly lethal doses of venom from it.

[Darth Morder]

You Run around the house imitating the sounds of a Lightsabre duel.

[Rogue_0009]

Originally posted by DarthSolo+Dec 7 2003, 11:49 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DarthSolo @ Dec 7 2003, 11:49 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-Rogue_0009@Dec 7 2003, 09:41 AM
<span style="color:red">You have seriously considered a transfer to an australian high school because they offer a course in Star Wars.</span>
is there an actual school like that? could you email me the info? hehe style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blush.gif [/b][/quote]
<span style="color:red">yes it is a reall school, though I can't for the life of me remember where it was.</span>

[jungo]

its when u start making your self a saber handle to hung up in your room

[Momin327]

You are the president of a dejarik club in your school.

[Jedi_of_the_North]

You get excited at the fact that you will be making your 1000th post with this comment

[Momin327]

If you are watching a chess game, and at the end, the loser whines, you reply "he made a fair move; screaming about it can't help you..."

[Jedi_of_the_North]

You've found a way to give artificial intelligence to your Interactive R2-D2

[Momin327]

You buy/make cinnamon buns, and you feel the urge to put them on the side of the head of the finest piece of tail that comes along...

[one with many names]

Originally posted by Leia@Dec 4 2003, 03:23 AM
She'll most likely turn you down
Dang, i almost had my heart set on that, coressing the lekku, gentley fondeling her soft plump.....sorry got lost in a dream for a secound there.

[3rdgenerationfett]

you quote luke to mock a whiny person. like this *in my winiest luke voice* "But i was gonna go to the tochi station to pick up some power converters"

[Jedi_of_the_North]

You treat old people with a new respect after watching Episode 2 because of the can of whoop-style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/censored.gif that Yoda opened on Dooku

[Momin327]

If you're a guy, you don't date any girl who's taller than 5'3".

[brookie]

when you post on sw message boards style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[RougePilot09]

When you girlfriend tells you that you can NOT buy yourself anymore Star Wars stuff until after christmas because the last 2 years you bought yourself what she got you as soon as you saw it in a store. (she says im the hardest person to shop for because i do this)

[Momin327]

If you do own a Mercedes-Benz, model number C320, you chip off the 2 and have it replaced with a P...

[flo fett]

Even your business email address is flofett@hotmail.com style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif

[Luvinna]

Originally posted by Momin327@Dec 17 2003, 03:08 PM
If you do own a Mercedes-Benz, model number C320, you chip off the 2 and have it replaced with a P...
That is a GREAT idea! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[RougePilot09]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>If you do own a Mercedes-Benz, model number C320, you chip off the 2 and have it replaced with a P...[/b][/quote]

Well its a good idea...If you can afford a Mercedes

[Momin327]

That's why I said "if"...

[RougePilot09]

oh right not paying attention...sry style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blush.gif

[Rogue_0009]

<span style="color:red">You have seriously considered smacking someone upside the head for mispelling "rogue".</span>

[Leia]

No, that would make you not a geek since you'd be incorrect...

[DarthSolo]

the only thing you know about survivor came from the GS's own Survivor: Tatooine.

[Momin327]

You make speeder bike/swoop noises when you go biking.

[Rogue_0009]

<span style="color:red">Just before starting a road trip you turn to the guy driving and say "punh it, Chewie."</span>

[DarthSolo]

you and your friends class your cars as star wars vehicles. I drive an A-Wing!

[Momin327]

You custom tailored your jeans to have Corellian Bloodstripes.

[Rogue_0009]

<span style="color:red">You see your video game career as worthy of corellian bloodstripes</span>

[Momin327]

Not a sign that you're a geek, but when I was in the 4th grade, my school was divided into two halves of classrooms: The A-wing, and the B-wing. I had my classes in the B-wing, and I was thinking of Star Wars right off the top of my head seeing that, especially since it was '97...