Last Word Becomes...The Word to be Rhymed

[Tovor]

Ladies and gents, boys and girls...
It is time
Time for a rhyme
Time for a game to reach its prime.

On a day long ago, in a bored but thoughtul moment, I created the Last Word Becomes the First Word thread. The current version shows my pal Rolla as the starter, but that is because when he and I were both moderators here, we had to end each thread at 50 pages and begin a new one, and that he did, which no longer needs to be done (that was a glitch in a prior version of the board, that was fixed).

On another day, in another moment of boredom, I made the The FIRST Word is Now the LAST Word game. Then on yet another day and moment of boredom, I made the First Word and Last Word Remains the Same.
And today as Rolla and I chatted on AIM, as a result of he and I posting rhyming statements in the Deep Thought a Day thread, I thought about starting a new word game where rhymes are the aim. So today I mean to launch another variation of my original "Last Word..." game with a new subject. This one is, drum roll please...
"The Last Word Becomes...The Word to be Rhymed"

Your question most likely is, "How is it played?"
Good question. I'm making this up as I go, so give me a few moments...

Okay.
The Last Word Becomes the Word to be Rhymed.
You take the last word of the prior post, the one above your post, and start a new sentence either ending or beginning with a word that rhymes with the last word of that last post.

Take the last word but don't make it the same,
Make it rhyme such as a dame and her claim
That is the name of the game.
And when you play, make a rhyme as your aim
Don't mess up the game or you'll be to blame
You can make your rhyme funny, but don't make it lame

Rules:
1- Either your last word or your first word must rhyme with the last word of the prior post.
2- You can use the last word of the prior post as your first word or last word, as long as you rhyme that last word as your first or last word. IOW, if you use the last word (of the prior post) and make it your first word or last word if and only if, your corresponding last word or first word rhymes with that prior post's last word.
3- If your first word or last word does not rhyme with the prior post's last word, your post will be ignored. Follow the sequence and don't mess it up.
4- You can add to a the word to use a compound word for your rhyme. Prefixes sych as un, im, in, ect., are also allowed.

Let me see, how do we begin this endeavor?

I've been eating too much and not getting thinner
But I'm pretty hungry and once again craving sushi, so sushi it will be, when I go out to dinner.

[Zedekk]

Guttony is committed by, who Catholics call, a sinner.

[Tovor]

Only one reply so far, egads, I thought this game would be a winner

[Zedekk]

Dimmer minds might be intimidated by the need to rhyme

[RollaFett]

But the mental reward for such a verbal task would be sublime

[Zedekk]

Define said mental rewards for the treasure shall be mine.

[RollaFett]

Expanding one's vocabulary would be prime

[Tovor]

Prime rib is my favorite type of steak to eat

[nefertiti]

Heat the best environment to live in.

[Zedekk]

Gin is a fine drink to lose ones sobriety.

[nefertiti]

Notoriety at times can be a mixed blessing.

[Tovor]

Don't interrupt me with trivial matters; I have priorities much more pressing.

[RollaFett]

Which, apparantly, means watching Will & Grace with my wife, which stars Debra Messing.

[Tovor]

"I'm greedy with no self control", I said while confessing.




NEW RULE ADDED WHICH I SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF PREVIOUSLY:

RULE #4) You can add to a the word to use a compound word for your rhyme. Prefixes sych as un, im, in, ect., are also allowed.

[nefertiti]

Miracle Whip, I believe, is classified as a salad dressing.

[RollaFett]

And if too much is eaten, you'll find a body I won't be carressing.

[Tovor]

Carressing a thought that of all the friends who'd be a sure bet, it would be a trustworthy dude called RollaFett

[nefertiti]

Invitations to the Bola Fetè were sent out weeks ago, did you receive yours?


(growl....errrrr...grumble...grumble... apologiez RollaFett...)

[Konig15]

Yours is the Core, you majesty, from Byss to Corellia to Alderaan and old Tovor.

[Tovor]

Hmmmm....

Y'all last 2 peeps didn't have no rhyme nor reason to the last word not rhyming or reasoning with the name of the game. Likewise, my own sentence before that didn't rhyme with Rolla's last word, but that was because I'd realized that I had provided no way in the rules for the rhyming words to be changed when there were no more rhymes to be made. So for that reason I began what was meant to be a new rule (which will now be editted into the thread rules), in which when all rhyme choices are exhausted, you can start a new rhyming last word as long as you start your new sentence with the same word the last line ended with. Double points are awarded (but they don't really count) when you begin and end a line with a rhyming word rhyming with each other.

Triple points are awarded (though they don't count either) when you start your line with the last word of the last person's line, then rhyme the word halfway through the phrase, and end with a new word to be rhymed.

[Konig15]

Well that's what I did, I think.
Yours
Core
Tovor
See the the rhyme?
If I didn't do it right I appologize.

[Zedekk]

Hmmmm....

Y'all last 2 peeps didn't have no rhyme nor reason to the last word not rhyming or reasoning with the name of the game. Likewise, my own sentence before that didn't rhyme with Rolla's last word, but that was because I'd realized that I had provided no way in the rules for the rhyming words to be changed when there were no more rhymes to be made. So for that reason I began what was meant to be a new rule (which will now be editted into the thread rules), in which when all rhyme choices are exhausted, you can start a new rhyming last word as long as you start your new sentence with the same word the last line ended with. Double points are awarded (but they don't really count) when you begin and end a line with a rhyming word rhyming with each other.

Triple points are awarded (though they don't count either) when you start your line with the last word of the last person's line, then rhyme the word halfway through the phrase, and end with a new word to be rhymed.

I blame it on the chocolate lava cake... :drool:

[Tovor]

Well that's what I did, I think.
Yours
Core
Tovor
See the the rhyme?
If I didn't do it right I appologize.
Ah...core...Tov-oor...my bad. :ohwell:

[nefertiti]

Ok...I messed up. I got carried away with trying to rhym and not where it went... my bad. I need re-training. You guys run a few and I'll pay attention...better attention! :innocent:

[RollaFett]

Mistakes are unavoidable, but cannot avoid a mention.

[Zedekk]

Retention of troops is a problem the air force faces.

[RollaFett]

So less and less personnel are on bases.

[jayce76]

Please don't spray the ladies with their mace'zzzz . . . .

[Zedekk]

Places to go, faces to see.

[jayce76]

Watch out ladies , . .cause it's meeeeee . . .

[Zedekk]

Flee the meee! and run to the sea!

[RollaFett]

But do it cautiously, in order to avoid a melee.

[sharyntyre]

No No, don't run, come back and play!

[jayce76]

Whose knows what I'll see at work today . . .

[Zedekk]

Mayday we are sinking!

[Aayla Secura]

Blinking because of the blinding sun-light, I emerged out of the cave.....

[RollaFett]

...to see Princess Leia, in the outfit of a slave

[jayce76]

I can't run any faster my heart is a poundin . . .

[Darth Massacrus]

abounding is that pounding, and alarms it is sounding...

[jayce76]

Today's a good day , oh what will I see . . .

[RollaFett]

Jayce, please follow the rules. They're quite simple.

[sharyntyre]

abounding is that pounding, and alarms it is sounding...


hormones roaring, Liea I am hounding

[jayce76]

Jayce, please follow the rules. They're quite simple.


Please pop that ol thing . . .is that a pimple?

[sharyntyre]

he's not smiling, it can't be a dimple

[jayce76]

Would'nt ya know it , . . it's just that simple . .

[sharyntyre]

Let us all give thanks, at the Jedi Temple

[huttslime]

But it just happens that I have a pimple.

[Darth Zan Maka]

Simple this rhyme to write
Who's next is there \/ in sight?

[Darth Zan Maka]

Don't judge me,
at least i tried...

[Zedekk]

fried chicken is tasty.

[Darth Zan Maka]

True Sith woman must be chesty,
That'll help her to be nasty:
"Check my body - i'm like Ayala Secura
Look inside - there's roar of Sepultura"

[sharyntyre]

I think I like this Russian ^
With his flow so irregula’
He has a lot to say
He does no pushin’
Yo, be glad he came
To the Senate to play.

[Momin327]

I'm Momin327, and I'm bumping this thread back today

[Zedekk]

hooray, the wicked witch is dead.

[sharyntyre]

^thanks for reviving this, I'll try to not kill it this time :doh:

yep, yep, smashed under the bed

[sharyntyre]

Bump, Oh come now folks, are there no rhymes in your heads ?

[Jedi Master Harrison]

Oh come on now folks, is no-one interested in these kind of threads?

[sharyntyre]

Maybe silly rhymes give them the dreads ?

[Jedi Master Harrison]

Or they won't walk where Angels fear to tread.

[sharyntyre]

What if we lay a trail of bread

[Tovor]

He won't be able to see through the box if we make it out of lead.

[sharyntyre]

but if we don't put air holes, he'll be dead

[Tovor]

And if he was chopped liver, he would be spread.

[sharyntyre]

Hey, wait a minute, are we talking about Fred?

[Tovor]

No, not Fred. I was talking about Zed.

[RollaFett]

Zed is dead baby...Zed's dead.

[sharyntyre]

Yeah, Zed's dead, just like the thread
if we don't find a new word to rhyme

[Jedi Master Harrison]

Phew, Shar, you saved this thread just in time!

[Tovor]

This thread tastes sour, just like lime.

[sharyntyre]

That's just all wrong, like a crime

[Darth Zan Maka]

crime... mmmy spine is pierced with chills
I'M GOIN' IN - dark pleasures, "good old thrills" !..

[o8_jedi]

From the looks of this thread, I'm running to the hills.

[sharyntyre]

and drinking a bottle with a hand full of pills

[Tovor]

that are pickle flavored, and taste like dills

[Emalin]

:blech: Hope you can afford the doctor bills...

[Saffron]

You should all go to the lawyer and write your wills...

[Tovor]

I tried to carry four cups of coffee, but I'm the master of spills

[Zedekk]

Jack and Jill went up the hill.

[Saffron]

Jack then tripped and landed on Jill.

[JackBauer24]

Jill is a wh0re, or so it is told.

[Zedekk]

Mold is a killer.

[JackBauer24]

Thriller is a song by a pedophile.

[Saffron]

An arachnophile is someone who likes spiders.

[JackBauer24]

Cider is tasty.

[kopernikuz]

Pasty white legs in winter are normal.