Star Wars Innuendo 2!!!

[Darth Vegas]

A while back there was a really funny thread of the same name great fun, I think it's time to start over with it and see what some of our newer members come up with.....


Quotes like,

"Wedge pull out, you're no good back there!"

and

"Look at the size of that thing!"

Quote on people.....

[Obi-Stu]

I'm not sure what you are after. Isn't there another thread
similar to this?

Not that I mind...

"Maybe you'd like it back in your cell, Your
Highness."

[Darth Vegas]

Right, there was, I couldn't find it though, I think it was time to start it over anyway.

"Backdoor eh? Good idea!"

[Rogue_0009]

Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough.

[Javen]

Anakin"what about Padme?"

Obi Wan"She's on top og things"

[Darth Vegas]

hehehe

"Han can you reach my lightsaber?!"

[bodhisattva yoda]

well that smells stink-o-whiff!

[Darth Vegas]

"No this one goes there, that one goes there!"

[JediBendu]

"His abilities have made him, well, arrogant" - obi, aotc

[Darth Vegas]

"I can sense everything going on in that room."

[JediBendu]

"...on your how good your manners are, how big your...pocket book is" - dex, aotc

[Darth Vegas]

"Judge me by my size do you?"

[Soontir Solo]

"I am a Jedi, like my father before me."

[Darth Vegas]

I think you missed the point of the thread Mr. Solo. Star Wars quotes with slightly sexual suggestions.

Like,

"I can't, It's to big."

[JediBendu]

unless you twist the 'father before me' part style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Darth Vegas]

In the words of the Ladies Man,

"Yeah that's just disgustin."

_____________________________________________

"You love him don't you."

"No it's that at all, he's my brother."

:0

[Soontir Solo]

I see now

[Darth Vegas]

"I saw your laser sword!" - Anakin, TPM

[JediBendu]

"Ani! My you've grown." - padme, aotc

[Darth Vegas]

"So have you, grown more beautiful I mean." :0

[FerrisWiel]

The thread was called "Not about sex."

"Stay and help you, I will. Find your friend."

--Ferris Wiel

[Darth Vegas]

No I was referring to a really old thread called "Star Wars Innuendo" before your time Ferris.

"If you'd practice your sabre techniques as you do your wit, you'd rival Master Yoda as a swrodsman."

"I though I already did?"

"Size matters not."

[justafan]

"I don't know, I've got a pretty big...imagination" Han Solo, ANH

"Watch your mouth, kid" Han Solo, ANH

"I'm going to regret this" C3PO, ANH

[Darth Vegas]

"What have done with those plans?!"

[bodhisattva yoda]

come here my little friend! don't be afraid!

[bodhisattva yoda]

i'm ready for anything.

[bodhisattva yoda]

-okay now, i'm going to put these on you.... han, you put these on.

-don't worry chewy. i think i know what he has in mind.

[JediBendu]

"Great kid, don't get cocky" - han, anh

[Darth Vegas]

"Master moving stones is one thing, this is totally different!"

[Clara]

"And I thought they smelt bad... on the outside."

[Darth Vegas]

"If you choose to face Vader you will do it alone, I cannot interfere."

[FerrisWiel]

Where are you taking this... thing?

--FW

[Darth Vegas]

Hey nice avatar and sig pic......they should do an episode watching AOTC.

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"How I am supposed to now a power socket from a computer terminal."

[Obi-Stu]

"Artoo, come back at once! You haven't finished with me yet!"
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[Darth Vegas]

hehehehe

"Oh R2, R2 don't leave me!!"

[Obi-Stu]

"All right, don't lose your temper. I'll come right back and give you a hand."

[Darth Vegas]

"Stop that! My hands are dirty."

"My hands are dirty too, what are you afraid of?"

[Clara]

I can't believe you missed this one;

"At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi."

[JediBendu]

"I knew there was more to you than money" - leia, anh

[JediBendu]

"Do not do anything without consulting either myself or the council first" - obi, aotc

[Clara]

"They surround us, penetrate us, bind the universe together.

[JediBendu]

"..Listen, the princess. You have to take care of her." - han, esb

[Darth Vegas]

"He's says that there is a secret entrance on the other side of the ridge."

[Obi-Stu]

I came across this one in another thread...


"You must come along now, Artoo. There's really nothing more we can do. And my joints are freezing up."

[Darth Vegas]

"Come with me." - Luke to Vader on Endor, ROTJ

[Seanakin]

Forgive me if this has already come up, but...

"Chewie, your head! Where is it? I can't tell....."

[Darth Vegas]

"You don't nkow how to fix the hyperdrive on the Millenium Falcon, Chewbacca can do it."

[Jors_Dedon]

"She may not be much, but she's got it where it counts."

[JediBendu]

"I'm going in closer to one of the big ones" - han, esb

[Darth Vegas]

hehehe


"And now your highness we will discuss the location of your hidden Rebel Base."

[JediBendu]

"her resistance to the mind probe is considerable!" - vader, anh

[Darth Vegas]

"He's no good to me dead."

[JediBendu]

"I'm out of it for a little while and everyone gets delusions of grandeur" - han, roj

[JediBendu]

"I'm looking for a great warrior" - luke, esb

[JediBendu]

"I saw your laser sword." - anakin, tpm

[Darth Vegas]

"Qui-Gon always spoke very highly of you, I wish he was still alive, I could use his help right now."

[JediBendu]

"Qui-Gon Jinn would never join you Dooku" - obi, aotc

[Darth Vegas]

"They're using a bounty hunter named Jango Fett to create a clone army!"

[Obitwokenobi]

Are you an angel?

[JediBendu]

"You've entered the Boonta race? With this?" - kista, tpm

[Saeth]

"Han, can you reach my lightsaber?"

[JediBendu]

"Then we'll do it real quiet like" - han, roj

[Darth Coil]

"You're a jittery little thing, aren't you?" (Leia)

[Queen 'Onna]

"Then you know why I must face him."

[The Prism]

"Mind tricks don't work on me! only money!"

"I've worked with him before! Here he comes"

[Obitwokenobi]

Seeing you alive brings warm feelings to my style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/censored.gif

[jangofett100]

" Ever made your way far up the interior?"

[The Prism]

This isn't exactly IN the movies, but:

Lucas: Faster! More intense!

[Obitwokenobi]

Me and this droid have been through a lot together.

[Plo Koon]

"It's possible he came in through the south entrance." style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[Obitwokenobi]

They are still coming through.

[Noswal]

"When last I stood before you I was but the Learner, now I am the Master!"
Darth Vader to Old Ben in ANH

[Jawa Juice]

"SHoot above the fuel cells"

[Silver Jedi]

Leia: "You came in that thing?" style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko.gif
And "We did it!":hugs chiewie:

Luke: "They're coming in too fast"

[spaceman2386]

get him out of there

[Whitesaber]

"Stay on target!"

"They're too close!"

"Stay on target!"

"Loosen up!"
--

"They came from behind!"

--
"There's still good in him, I felt it."

--
(Has anyone said this one yet?)
"That's no moon, it's a space station!"
--

"Chewy, take the professor to the back and plug him into the hyperdrive!"

[Plo Koon]

"Into the garbage stute, fly boy"

[Plo Koon]

"A small one man fighter should be able to penatrate the outer defense."
"Will someone get this big walking carpet out of my way."
"Get in there ya big furry oaf."

[Jango]

huh ???

[Plo Koon]

Okay, what you do here is say SW quotes that might be takin the wrong way.

[Javen]

good, good

Emperor, ROTJ

[Darth Vegas]

"You're required to manuever straight down this shaft, and skim the surface to this trajectory."

[Darth Vegas]

"Help I think I'm melting! Oh this is all your fault!"

[bodhisattva yoda]

oh... here's that thread! some stuff i posted in the inferior 'not about sex, lines of yoda' thread:


yoda: but now, we must eat...come! good food! come!

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luke: put that down! hey!


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luke: we were lucky to get you out of there. anything broken?

[Obi-Stu]

"I can't go on, my joints are frozen..."

[Obitwokenobi]

Queen Amidala is young and naive. You will find controlling her will not be difficult.

[Darth Vegas]

"This is an unexpected move for the queen, it's too agressive..."

[Obi-Stu]

"There's an awful lot of moisture in here."


- Han ESB

[Darth Vegas]

"Thank you for your time Jango."

[STar war spUNK]

put THAT THING away or you're going to get us all killed!
-Princess Leia


HAHAAH I LOVE THIS THREAD!

[Darth Vegas]

"Gragwahahaaaagrga!" - Chewbacca

[Darth Vegas]

"Now, fullfill your destiny, and take your fathers place at my side!"

[Plo Koon]

"What an incredible smell you've discovered"

[Miasmo]

"I'm so confused."

[Darth Vegas]

In time you will call me Master!

[Greedo Boy]

"We're goin' in, and we're goin' in full throttle"

[Mann]

Hey she can't do that That's Illegal!

[DarthSolo]

"Chewie get us outa here"

[DarthSolo]

"Jango, finish her off"

[DarthSolo]

"you came in that thing, you really are brave"

[Count Dookie]

Originally posted by DarthSolo@Aug 28 2003, 02:21 AM
"you came in that thing, you really are brave"
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[DarthSolo]

^thank you thank you

"Tarkin, i should've known it was you holding Vader's leash." dominatrix i think?

"I smelled your stench when i came aboard." just plain raunchy

[Darth Vegas]

"You're all clear kid now lets blow this thing and go home!"

[DarthSolo]

In very deep voice, "Impressive, most impressive"

[Queen 'Onna]

"I can't it's to big."

[Jors_Dedon]

"I've never heard of them hitting anything this big before." style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif