Whitesaber's Pub

[Whitesaber]

Here's my newest song... if anyone has requests, shout them out please!

Mister Sigsaber Guy by Whitesaber
Taken from American Pie

A long long time ago
I can still remember how those sigpics used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my chance
That I could make those people glance and
Maybe they'd be happy for a while

But January made me shiver with every post that I delivered
Bad news on the front page I couldn't read one more page
And I can't remember if I cried when I read about his sig that died
But something touched me deep inside
The day the sigpics died

So bye bye mister sigsaber guy
Asked for answers from the Master but the Master was shy
Them good ol' boys were posting smilies of sighs
Posting this'll be the day that I cry
This'll be the day that I cry

Did you write the book of flaws, and do you take heed to all the laws
If Dark Helmet tells you so
Do you believe in click and scroll
Can sigpics save your tortured soul and
Can you teach me how to post for show

Well we know that Javen's a weird dude
Cause we saw him dancing in the nude
His mom whipped his butt good
Man, we dig that 'cause we knew she should

We have some lonely sigs that need something
Like some sigpics, not anything
But that was the end of our fling
The day the sigpics died

And we were singin' bye bye mister sigsaber guy
Asked for answers from the Master but the Master was shy
Them good ol' boys were posting smilies of sighs
Posting this'll be the day that I cry
This'll be the day that I cry

Now for sometime we've been trying hard
To not give in to the side that's dark, yes
That is how it used to be
When we'd ask advice from the great Queenie
In a thread she made from a teeny
Idea that came from you and me

Oh, and then some others did come too
And they made their threads for me and you
They didn't come close to Tovor
Why don't they just move over

So my point is that while our pics are gone
Why didn't we just get rid of long
Advice threads we think are wrong
But still the sigpics died

We all were singin' bye bye mister sigsaber guy
Asked for answers from the Master but the Master was shy
Them good ol' boys were posting smilies of sighs
Posting this'll be the day that I cry
This'll be the day that I cry

Crush us, rush us, anyway you hush us
We all fell off to catch a glimpse of
Darth Badly's real bad thread

Attack of the Clowns thread
Became obsessed, an became a threat
To us posters reading posts of things they had

For a brief time there was sweet perfume
As Badly played a good ol' tune
We all got up to post
OOH!, but we never got the most

Cause we realized Darthy Badly was wrong
We sang for his thread to be gone
Do you know that's the main theme song
For that day the sigpics died

Badly was singin' die die mister sigsaber guy
Asked the Master for some answers but the Master was shy
Them good ol' boys were posting smilies of sighs
Posting this'll be the day that I cry
This'll be the day that I cry

Ooooh, and there we were all in one place
A group lost in cyberspace
With no time left to load again

So come on, you say little, you say few
You say something opposing too, cause
Fire is the something that burns again

And as I watched the past few days
My fists were white in a heated craze
No telling what the hell
Can break that sigpic spell

And as Dark Helmet logged into the site
To post what we thought wasn't right
I saw Vader posting with delight
The day the sigpics died

He starting singin' die die mister sigsaber guy
Asked for answers from the Master but the Master was shy
Them good ol' boys were posting smilies of sighs
Posting this'll be the day that I cry
This'll be the day that I cry

I met a girl who was depressed
And I asked for her to be impressed
But she just smiled and did not grow

I went down to the sacred thread
Where I'd post my sigpics there, instead
Mister Kit there said the sigpics wouldn't load

And in the polls the children screamed
Like Ferris Wiel, they yelled indeed
But not a word was posted
The forums all were toasted

And the bosses we admire most
T'bone and Helmet, they didn't boast
But our sigs became nothing but ghosts
The day the sigpics died

And we were singin' die die mister sigsaber guy
Asked for answers from the Master but the Master was shy
Them good ol' boys were posting smilies of sighs
Posting this'll be the day that I cry
This'll be the day that I cry

We were singin' why why mister sigsaber guy
Asked for answers from the Master but the Master was shy
Them good ol' boys were posting smilies of sighs
Posting this'll be the day that I cry
This'll be the day that I cry

[Kit]

Bartender! BARTENDER!!!

[Whitesaber]

How about a Ruby Bliels?

[Kit]

Oh God! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

Corrillian something (???) in a clean glass

was that right?

[Javen]

Ok we won't post in a thread that consists of a name that was taken from Caption Cantina it's just blasphemy.

[Whitesaber]

Of course, sirs. So, Kit... you seek informations?

Javen, I couldn't come up with a better thread title. At least it isn't something like, oh, I don't know. "Justin and Javen's Advice Thread."

[Javen]

So...whats your point I'm not trying to win a contest.

[Kit]

You know anzthing about a Reelo?

*Kit still wonders if he's doing any of this right...*

Javen got told. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Javen]

Oh please OB some Mod lock this thread.

[Kit]

Their powers are useless here....

[Whitesaber]

A respected waste disposal managers. This very facility contracts with him to remove our garbages.

Javen, I wish the same for your thread. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sly.gif We don't always get what we want, eh?

[Javen]

Javen will just spam this thread like White does mine with his useless, jealous garbage.

[Whitesaber]

LOL Go ahead, punk. Make my day. The question is whether I fire six shots or... only five. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[Whitesaber]

Some of you have already seen this song, but I decided to post it anyways.

Yesterday - by the Beatles
New lyrics be Saber the White

Yesterday
Sigpics were appearing everyday
Then Dark Helmet said they'd go away
Oh, I believe in yesterday

Suddenly
Posting isn't what it used to be
There's no sigpics for us all to see
Oh, yesterday came suddenly

Why they had to go, now I know, Blizzard would say
They were "posted wrong, they were long, put them away-ay-ay-ay"

Yesterday
Posting was an easy game to play
Now I need sometime to feel okay
Oh, I believe in yesterday

Why they had to go, now I know, Blizzard would say
They were "way too long, they were wrong, put them away-ay-ay-ay"

Yesterday
O-B-GATES checked it out anyways
But it's useless, we won't have our way
Oh, I believe in yesterday

[Mann]

I think there's something in the water...like alcohol

[Kit]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif *laughs and nodds towards Mann*

[Mann]

wait, kit aren't you high already *takes his drink away* you should have this stuff in your condition.

[Justin]

Originally posted by Mann@Feb 16 2003, 11:01 PM
I think there's something in the water...like alcohol
LOL!!

[Mann]

I think this place is more like a pub than Cantina.

[Javen]

I think this place is more like Coyote Ugly.

[Mann]

what about Cheers?

[Javen]

So far I've seen no cheers.

[Whisper]

CHEERS!

And what's wrong with Coyote Ugly? Sure the movie sucked...but the bar rules!

[Javen]

White why do you hve me in that song?

[Kit]

Whisper inspired me. We must elect an official "Norm" of this thread. If you catch my drift...

[Javen]

The"Norm" a you speak of can't happen until my name is taken out of Whitesabers song I have a lawyer and am sueing for use of name without permission, slander and copywrite iningement.

[Mann]

well, I'm gonna sue everyone with the name Mann, because I want to see if I can. If you can sue and get 4 million for spilling coffee on yourself, why not this?

[Javen]

blah 4 million dollars was yesterday's news. I am going for 6 billion.

[Mann]

My best impersonation of Javen:

*with a finger to the mouth* One hundred billion dollars! Muahaha!

[Whisper]

*LAUGHING* That number hasn't even been INVENTED yet!

[Javen]

I have seen it, Kit's Left America has come up with it.

[QuigonWindu]

<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=deeppink)'>I can honestly say, I have never been as confused as I am now.</font>

[QuigonWindu]

<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=deeppink)'>I can honestly say, I have never been as confused as I am now.</font>

[Javen]

You seem doubley confused.

[Whisper]

He does doesn't he.

[Rogue_0009]

barkeep, devaronian cluster bomb heavy on the luggers, and if ain't smoking its goin straight back.

[Whitesaber]

Javen, I'm not worried. I have those people from the Practice on ABC defending me. As you know, no matter how close it comes to them losing, they never do. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif You're name stays, buddy.

[Javen]

The Practice is actors, my lawyers are real and will have your dog, mouse and family members paying me some cash.

Thanks Plo also your cat, teachers and anyone that associates with you.Man I'm gonna be rich!

[Plo Koon]

What about his cat?

[Mann]

It's no longer a cantina! It's a pub.

I'm gonna sue for slander, because I want to. I've got those people from Ally McBeal representing me!

[Kit]

Originally posted by Mann@Feb 18 2003, 07:32 PM
It's no longer a cantina! It's a pub.

I'm gonna sue for slander, because I want to. I've got those people from Ally McBeal representing me!
*laughs histerically*

Good luck!

*continues to laugh*

[Dark Skywalker 9]

OK....if this is a pub I'll have an Irish Car Bomb!

[Mann]

^bad joke.

Um, Whitesaber. Get me a Jawa Juice on the RockS!

[Dark Skywalker 9]

Originally posted by Mann@Feb 19 2003, 06:24 PM
^bad joke.


That wasn't a joke, Mann. An Irish Car Bomb is a half glass of Guiness with a shot of Jameson whiskey and Bailey's Irish Cream dropped into it. Then you chug it down....it's good stuff.

[Javen]

So uh...where is this craziness that abides?

[Plo Koon]

I'll take a correlian ale.

[Whitesaber]

In a clean glass?

Slander? Sue?! WHO WHAT WHERE?!?! What the heck is going on here?!?!

Okay, now that that's out of my system, might as well serve my costumers.

[Kit]

*jumps up*

That's the line!

[Plo Koon]

Craziness must rise.

[Amethyst]

Craziness must rise.

Like it hasn't already. XD Just LOOK at the lot of you people... but, I digress. It's only mildly crazy... we must take action, and drive the loopiness forward into it's full insanity potential!!! Or White may start losing customers. And we can't have that. ^~

[Plo Koon]

*Uses the force to throw a drink across the pub and it hits the wall*
I hope that did some good.

[Javen]

This craziness is just complete madness, I hope you all get banned.

[Whitesaber]

Nothing's stopping us now! Rise, my thread! RISE RISE RISE!! *Laughs wickedly and almost painfully* It's ALIVE!!!! MWAHHAHHAHAHAA!!!

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[Mann]

*Mann, drunk, begins cursing at a peanut shell because it reminds him of a certain senator (s) on this board.*

[Whitesaber]

You calling me a nut?

[Mann]

I feel a song coming on....

[Plo Koon]

Maybe so. I'm going to enjoy watching two Sith tear each other apart.

[Whitesaber]

Nah, I'm just very gifted at concised wording. Say, Mann, what the Kessel is Se7en doing in your sig?!

[Mann]

Se&en, the best movie with a number in the title.

[Whitesaber]

Sorry, it's just that movie's title reminds me of the horrible show Star Trek Voyager and that hot borg chick named Seven. *Random synapse struggles through Whitesaber's thick head*

[Plo Koon]

Hey Whitie. Did you get my PM.

[Whitesaber]

Yep. I responded to. Aren't I nice? Oh, here's your Corellian Ale.

[Plo Koon]

Thanks and welcome to the Outlander Party.

[Whitesaber]

It's an honor. It really is. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif BTW, Plo, looks like someone's taken an interest in your handy work. *Whitesaber points towards two stormtroopers looking this way*

[Lord Laviathan]

Whats your best drink here Whitesaber??

[Whitesaber]

Unfortunately it's Romulan Ale. Next to that, some Budweiser...

[Lord Laviathan]

Ahhh I'll take some Romulan Ale, and a Bud to follow it up please.
*Laviathan pulls out his pocket book prepared to pay.*

[Whitesaber]

There you go. Just don't get drunk, boy. If you do, I'll have to "accidentally" fire a photon torpedo straight at your warbird's bridge...

[Whitesaber]

Bartender's leaving. It's happy hour, people. Serve yourselves. Have anything you want, even some shook up Ramen. See you later!!

[Mann]

what, no beer?!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOO style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko.gif

[mirax terrik horn]

soo whitesaber so you ever check any id's here in you pub? cause you know that some ppl might be under age and you wouldn't want to get in trouble. other than that do u have any whryens reserve ???

[Javen]

You know mirax, that is a good point. I will make sure an administrator shuts this place down.

[Whitesaber]

You will do no such thing, Javen. What the youngsters in this thread, such as yourself, don't know is that when they ask for a drink, I always give them non-alchoholic versions of them. In other words, soft drinks. They don't know the difference.

[Whitesaber]

Now, for another song by me.

Justin and Javen by Whitesaber
Taken from the "Pinky and the Brain" song from Animaniacs

*Javen looks at Justin* So, what are we going to do tonight, Justin?
*Justin glares at Javen with unusually crazy eyes* The same thing we do every night, Javen. Try to take over the world!

*Music starts*
They're Justin and Javen
Yes Justin and Javen
One is a mean mod
The other's caved in
Their virture is advice
They'll roll the answer dice
Disgustin'
They're Justin and Javen Javen Javen


No autographs, please.

[Javen]

Oh Whitesaber, you don't want to get in a lyrics war. So I have a song for you to, it goes a little something like this.

Sing to the tune of Skater Boy

He is no boy, cause Whitsaber's a girl
Can It be anymore obvious?

A waitress by day, at night its ballet
What more can I say?

Cause he is a her, thought noone could tell
secretly posing as a guy as well

But all of her friends stuck up there nose
they had a problem with her ballarina shows

We know Whitesaber's a girl, she has a batan to twirl
she wasn't good enough for their terf
She wears all the lace, and is such a headcase
she needed to come back down to earth.

five years from now, she sits at home
feeding on biscuits and gravy
she's all alone

she turns on tv
guess who she sees
It's Javen singing this on MTV


she calles up her friends,they already know
they can't believe this is not the Jerry Springer show

she stands up in the crowd
someone turned the micriphone down
To hear this on the speaker's

We know Whitesaber's a girl, she has a batan to twirl
she wasn't good enough for their terf
She wears all the lace, and is such a headcase
she needed to come back down to earth.

[Whitesaber]

Please replace "there" with "their". Either way, not bad, Jave.

[Justin]

I must say, Javen's song was far superior. my favorite part was the thing about eating biscuits and gravy.

And I'm not mean. I'm a really nice guy. I do dish it back to people who piss me off, though.

[Whitesaber]

Dish is hardly the word. More like "launch" or "exterminate". Yeah, but I get the idea. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sly.gif

[Justin]

And why do you say I'm mean? I've always been nice to you. I think.

By the way, I think your avatar was cooler without the letters in it. I asked Frendon not to put letters in the one he made for me, but he insisted, and who was I to look a gift horse in the mouth?

[Whitesaber]

It's a stream of consciousness, Justin, stay with it. I'm teasing you, you tease me, blah blah blah, and we all live happily ever after, amen.

[Justin]

Hey, I don't want people running around saying I'm mean, because people will think I'm mean.

Just like Javen calling you a women. A lot of people might start to think you are a woman.

[Whitesaber]

Too late. Both for you being mean and for me being a girl. Way way too late.

[Javen]

What?! You are saying I am mean to?

[Whitesaber]

Did I say that? I'm sorry if it sounded like that. I meant that it's too late to stop people from thinking that Justin's mean and that I'm a girl. The me being a girl part is actually Obi-Wan's fault.

[Justin]

The me being a girl part is actually Obi-Wan's fault.

Did he cut off your banana and grapes?

[Whitesaber]

In a figurative way, yes. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[Aurra Sing]

::runs in to start a party::

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Whitesaber]

Looks like everyone left before you got here, Aurra. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif Don't worry, people will come, Aurra. People will come. They'll be cruising the GS, then they'll click on this thread, not even knowing why they're doing it. They'll come in and say, "Anything to drink?" And I'll say, "How about a Ruby Bliels?" And they'll take it, not even knowing why. People will come, Aurra. People will most definitely come.

[mirax terrik horn]

ummm yeah ok that makes no sense what so ever style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/eh.gif just thought i would let you know.

[Whitesaber]

Just wait until Whisper comes in here. He'll explain...

[mirax terrik horn]

okay, will do.

[Mann]

*wakes up in confusion* did i spend the night here?

[Whitesaber]

Trivia:
*Points rifle at Mann's head* "Get outta my bar, freak."

MovieMann, where did that line come from?

[Mann]

X-men. when Wolverine has his claws out. easy.

[Mann]

Trivia for you:

Who was orignally cast in Men in Black as agent J?

[Whitesaber]

Touche', MisterMovieMann. God, how can you have such vast movie knowledge? Okay okay, who was originally Agent J?

[Aurra Sing]

I wish I was a moviewoman....lol..Whatever happened to my freaking party!?

[Jors_Dedon]

White, are you the barkeep?
Gimme a lomin ale
*Jors gives the special wink, eargrab, and touches his tongue to his nose. (That's the "secret" code for something. I read in Ep2's vis dic that they have certain special codes for stuff in the clubs/bars) Now that I've just made a complete idiot of myself, I will go somewhere else. My work here is done.

By the way, did Aurra say something about a party?

[Whitesaber]

Yep. It died for some reason. BTW, Jors, that tongue to nose and ear thing is actually a very very bad gesture to a Nausigan. Good thing there aren't any in here.

[Jors_Dedon]

Nausigan, huh? Is it a gang sign or an insult? Anyone got any crazy stories to tell? I'm bored.

[Plo Koon]

Got any Ruby Blails?

[flo fett]

*saunters in looking a little fantastic if she says so herself and stares around at everyone*

Is this a pub or what? Is someone gonna buy me a drink or do I need to lick the drip trays?

[Plo Koon]

Let's start a riot shall we. The bartender's not here.

[flo fett]

not until I've got a drink my friend style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

[Plo Koon]

Can't get a drink now. White's not here.

[flo fett]

*suddenly loses her fantastic cool and sinks to the floor*

Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!! Wanna drink!!!! I wannnnnnaaaaa drrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiink!

[Jors_Dedon]

::consoles FloFett::
Easy there... we all want a drink. How about a nice game of sabacc?

[Justin]

Flo, when you say it, does it sound like "drenk"?

[flo fett]

Flo, when you say it, does it sound like "drenk"?

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/hehe.gif

OMG! *wipes eyes, then falls over laughing again*
No not quite, sorry, I'm not quite teuchterish* enough to have that accent. Mine is more " Drriiink" abit like Father Jack from the TV comedy 'Father Ted' if anyone's ever seen it. A bit more of an irish sounding drink (cos alot of the family I grew up around are Irish)



*- Teuchter- A slang term for someone from the highlands

[Mann]

Original choice for Agent J: Chris O'donell, I'm not joking.

*returns to his drinking*

[Plo Koon]

It's happy hour.

[Whitesaber]

Pup Update from the tender, Whitesaber.

Hello, my loyal and not so loyal costumers. I’d like your attention for just one minute. I’m about to state my 1st annual update, so I’d appreciate no interruptions. Thank you:

New drinks!
A lot of people have been asking me what drinks I have. Well, besides Ruby Bliels, Jawa Juice, Corellian Ale, and Romulan Ale, we’ve just received some new ones!

Pepsi Free – Yes, I ordered this especially for those who think wearing life preservers is in good style. ORDER NOW!! But, if you want a Pepsi, kid, you gotta pay for it. Which leads me to...

Something without any sugar – Yes, for active guys like Plo Koon and Kit, this is the drink I recommend.

One of those If someone “doesn’t like you” and someone else doesn’t “like you either”, this drink is for you. Drink this and watch yourself. Guys here are wanted men. Some have the death sentence on twelve systems. What? You’ll be careful?! You’ll be dead! However, you’re a little one that’s not worth the effort, so with that and the drink, you ought to do well.

Hollywood Entertainment desk...
Feel free to talk about anything from music to TV shows. We have plenty of pub experience. If you wish to speak of movies, it’s best you talk to Mann.

Lyrics War Update:
Currently, I’m working on a song dedicated to my avatar, but I’m still working on it. The other songs that are finished are:

Right Now based on Right Now by SR-71; dedicated to Javen
Comes to teach me based on Here With Me by Dido; dedicated to the beautiful Queen ‘Onna

Fat content of nachos reduced:
I noticed that Javen was getting a bit “puffed up”, especially after his last song about me. Sorry, folks, but I had to get low fat nacho cheese.

Stripper update...
Sorry, but this is a PG-13 area. I must ask those, like Kit, who have brought dancers with them in the past keep them off the tables and in their seats. And tell them to put a shirt on, dang it. The same goes for the girls who brought some “Chip ‘n Dales” in here. Thank you for your corroboration.

<span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>Galactic Gossip</span>
The victim is: Blue Saber style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/inlove.gif
For those who know this beautiful young girl of the GS (my prayers and thoughts are with you if you do- er, uh, if you don’t), she’s currently offline due to some screwy strange things with her account. According to Amethyst, Ms. Saber changed her e-mail address in her profile and her account just went wacky. She’ll be back, though. The peace, er, I mean boredom won’t last too long.

Well, that’s it, peoples. Return to getting drunk and unhealthy and all that good stuff pubs are for. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif
-- Whitesaber

[Justin]

Whitesaber!! You've got to come back with me!!

[Whitesaber]

Hey, Justin, what do you mean come back with you? I was just going take a ride in my new blazer with my girlfriend.

[Justin]

No, you're supposed to say "where?"

[Whitesaber]

I'm altering the script, pray I don't alter it any further.

[Justin]

You're no fun!

[Javen]

Justin close this thread I am being lyrically attacked!!

[Whitesaber]

I'll be with you in just a sec, Justin. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

I hereby dedicate this to Javen, of whom made a song about me. This one’s for you, buddy.

Right Now by Whitesaber
Taken from Right Now by SR-71

He thinks that he can have some fame
Take over my own game
Really driving me insane, but now that’s over

So what if his song was great
Just a temporary good take
Another thing I really hate, but now that’s over

Why
Why does he always think he’s good at
Rhymes
Making up some songs all of the
Time
Kicking his butt, I’ll make this song right here, right then, right there, right now

I got to hang on every word
Each line was more absurd
Made me so insecure, but now that’s over

He may have really sucked
And then again he sucked
And at the end he down right sucked, HA HA! It’s over!

You know that I’m kidding, Jave you old boy

Why
Why does he always think he’s good at
Rhymes
Making up some songs all of the
Time
Kicking his butt, I’ll make this song right here, right then, right there, right now

He thinks that he can have some fame
Take over my own game
Really driving me insane, but now that’s over

Bye
Bye Javen, who lost this round of
Lies
He’ll just go and make another
Rhyme
He’ll kick my butt, because I made this song right here, right there, right now

[Whitesaber]

How did you post that complaint before I posted that song, Javen? You some kind of Jedi?

Justin, fine. I'll play along.

Where?

[Javen]

Let me see if I can get this straight, are you saying I suck?
Thas it! You have forced me to pull out the the long rap songs. I am not a Jedi, I am of the Sith. I used my sithyness. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mad.gif

[Whitesaber]

I said I was kidding in the song, didn't I? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sly.gif

[Javen]

I know that, I was kidding to.

[Whitesaber]

I know I can't top the great Javen when it comes to lyrics. *chuckle chukcle yeah right*

[Whitesaber]

*belatedly realizes that Flo Fett was here* FLO! YAY! You found my hive of scum and villainy, huh? Excellent! Glad to have you, sweet thing.

[Whitesaber]

I dedicate this to my beloved master, Queen ‘Onna

Comes to Teach Me by Whitesaber
Taken from Here With Me by Dido

I didn’t think I’d need
Someone to teach me here
And I don’t wanna change a thing
It might change my memory

Oh I think that I can
But can’t do it once
‘Cause I just tried

And I don’t know; I can’t think
And I can’t breathe until Queenie comes to teach me
And I won’t keep her dark side
I cannot be until Queenie comes to teach me

I don’t wanna mail my friends
Or they may take me from this thing
And I can’t leave this thread
Her avatar has made me king

Oh I think that I can
But can’t do it once
‘Cause I just tried

And I don’t know; I can’t think
And I can’t breathe until Queenie comes to
And I won’t keep her dark side
I cannot be until Queenie comes to teach me
And I don’t know; I can’t think
And I can’t breathe until Queenie comes to teach me
And I won’t keep her dark side
I cannot be until Queenie comes to teach me

Oh I think that I can
But can’t do it once
‘Cause I just tried

And I don’t know; I can’t think
And I can’t breathe until Queenie comes to teach me
And I won’t keep her dark side
I cannot be until Queenie comes to
And I don’t know; I can’t think
And I can’t breathe until Queenie comes to teach me
And I won’t keep her dark side
I cannot be until Queenie comes to teach me

[Plo Koon]

An apprentice writes a song about his master. Interesting. I'll have a Ruby Blails.

[Whitesaber]

Boy, you love that stuff, don't you? I recommend after you have it, you try a Pepsi free. I'm worried about your health, Plo.

[Plo Koon]

I've only had three of them so far in my life. Don't worry so much.

[Mann]

I've invented a new word: Drunkinistis

[Plo Koon]

Maybe if an executive member of the NDR reads this thread they might change the name of the faction.

[Trilogist]

*storms into the pub*

Whitey, I want some milk. Chocolate.

*Whitesaber slides the glass across the bar, but Tril promptly mishandles it, spilling its contents all over his pants*

Blast it, this is why I hate drinking!!

*leaves*

[Mann]

*wakes up*

hey, who told the elephants they could dance on my head?

*loses conscienceness again*

[Plo Koon]

*Slaps Mann*

[Mann]

*holds up sign* :withstupid:

[Padme]

Hi guys!! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Aurra Sing]

Hey Padme!

[Whitesaber]

I leave my pub for one second, and it goes down, huh?

[Mann]

It's not the same when the bartender isn't here

[Whitesaber]

Thanks, Mann. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

Okay, everything's on me!

[Mann]

awesome, i'm buying your bar!

j/k style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Whitesaber]

So, how's your advice thread holding up against the competition?

[Mann]

mine? it sucks. Padme's is too fun to not crash!

[Whitesaber]

Oh, it will. Eventually, all advice threads will burn in a heap of fire. On that glorious day, think to yourself, "Whitesaber."

[Jors_Dedon]

Sounds like a good prediction... although I'm about to jump on the bandwagon too. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Plo Koon]

I'll have some blue milk.

[BullsEye]

Anyone up for darts?

[Plo Koon]

How about some pool

*White hands Plo a glass of Blue Milk*

Thanks dude.

[BullsEye]

I'll play pool... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sly.gif

[Darth Drew]

Originally posted by Plo Koon@Mar 7 2003, 10:27 PM
How about some pool

*White hands Plo a glass of Blue Milk*

Thanks dude.
Don't play pool with a guy named BullsEye. :0

[Plo Koon]

Fine I'll play pool with you then Drew.

[BullsEye]

Why not?!

[Plo Koon]

Just taking advice.

[Padme]

Hi guys!!

[BullsEye]

**sigh**
I'll play darts then.

[Darth Drew]

Originally posted by Plo Koon@Mar 7 2003, 10:36 PM
Fine I'll play pool with you then Drew.
I'm not playin', I suck at pool: terrible.

[Padme]

Are you guys ignoring me?? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Plo Koon]

Originally posted by Padme@Mar 7 2003, 10:39 PM
Hi guys!!
Hey Padme.

[BullsEye]

Originally posted by Padme@Mar 7 2003, 10:42 PM
Are you guys ignoring me?? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif
I don't know about them... but I am. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

[Padme]

Hello Plo, how are you?

Whatever, Bullseye! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Darth Drew]

Originally posted by Padme@Mar 7 2003, 10:42 PM
Are you guys ignoring me?? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif
Oops sorry. Hey there!

[Padme]

So whats up?

[Aurra Sing]

:style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/yawn.gif: I am tired and I want to sleep, but my sister has her friends over and they are in her room playing dumb music.

[Darth Drew]

Originally posted by Padme@Mar 7 2003, 10:48 PM
So whats up?
Not much, how about you?

[Padme]

Nothing really.

[Plo Koon]

Originally posted by Padme@Mar 7 2003, 10:44 PM
Hello Plo, how are you?


I'm fine.

[BullsEye]

I am bored. Nothing to do.

[Darth Drew]

Originally posted by BullsEye@Mar 7 2003, 10:57 PM
I am bored. Nothing to do.
<span style='font-family:Courier'><span style='color:red'>Thats the story of my life. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unhappy.gif</span></span>

[BullsEye]

Sorry to hear that... I'd think a Sith Lord/Superhero would have plenty to do. Must be a slow night... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Plo Koon]

Originally posted by BullsEye@Mar 7 2003, 10:57 PM
I am bored. Nothing to do.
Wake up and smell the drinks litterally.

[BullsEye]

I am awake... what drinks? I'm staring at a frickin computer!

[Darth Drew]

Originally posted by BullsEye@Mar 7 2003, 10:59 PM
Sorry to hear that... I'd think a Sith Lord/Superhero would have plenty to do. Must be a slow night... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif
<span style='font-family:Courier'><span style='color:red'>Yeah a slow night style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif</span></span>

[BullsEye]

who's Michelle Branch? A singer?

[Darth Drew]

Yeah shes a singer here's a picture of her here (http://us.ent2.yimg.com/musicfinder.yahoo.com/images/yahoo/maverick/michellebranch/0402_michelle_branch_b.jpg)

[Aurra Sing]

hi everyone..my boyfriend just went home sick...lol. Sorry just thought everyone shall wish him good health...

okay i feel so random right now.

[BullsEye]

Darth Drew: ummm... interesting. (To say the least.)

Aurra: Sorry 'bout that (of course, I didn't do it. But contrary to what some people will tell you... I am sensitive.)

[BullsEye]

okay... I just made myself look like an idiot. I need to go kill someone.

[Aurra Sing]

NO!

Hey thanks Bullseye!

[Darth Drew]

Originally posted by BullsEye@Mar 7 2003, 11:12 PM
Darth Drew: ummm... interesting. (To say the least.)
<span style='font-family:Courier'><span style='color:red'>Why interesting BullsEye?
Btw sorry to "hear" that Aurra. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unhappy.gif</span></span>

[BullsEye]

nevermind

[Aurra Sing]

It's okay Drew, thanks

[Darth Drew]

Your welcome.

[Aurra Sing]

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[Saeth]

Oohh...a pub...Got any bacardi's? (I haven't read this whole thread so sorry if I'm off the topic. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif )

[flo fett]

*lifts her head from a sticky patch on the bar and realises she's missed several days*

Woahh! Somebody give my a drink, any drink in fact make that a drenk

*slowly coming to life she realises that she was infact called a 'sweet thing' earlier and starts preening herself infront of a mirror*

Yeah, sweet thing, you heard it here so it must be true style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Mann]

Its fitting for Bullseye to join the pub, he's irish

[Darth Drew]

Huh?

[Mann]

the new member named Bullseye.

[Darth Drew]

Oh cool style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

[Mann]

did you see daredevil?

[Darth Drew]

Not yet, should I?

[Mann]

if only to see Collin Farrell as Bullseye. that is about the only commendable thing in the film.

[Whitesaber]

FLO IS BACK!!!! SAETH IS BACK!!! WOOHOO!!!

Mann, I haven't seen Daredevil. Heck, I barely saw "Catch me if you can."

[Das_Funked]

I'm sick of all the comics-turned-into-a-movie movies. The fact that Ben Affleck is in it doens't make me want to see it either. I hate that w#*&^@.

[Whitesaber]

I agree. Ben shouldn't be Daredevil, just like McGuire shouldn't have been Spiderman.

[Plo Koon]

I'll take a Dr.Pepper if that's not too hard.

[Whitesaber]

Pup Update from the tender, Whitesaber.

Hello, my loyal and not so loyal costumers. I’d like your attention for just one minute. I’m about to state my 2nd annual update, so I’d appreciate no interruptions. Thank you:

New drinks!
Come in, people! New drinks on the fraking house!

Justin and Jave – A New drink I named especially for our two advice threadists here in the pub. Don’t mind the skull and cross bones on the cup; it’s just for show. So is the radioactive symbol.

Fab – This was for Padme. You want some Fab? Come get it here!

Blue Milk – Many here have been asking for my Blue Milk. It’s now a regular drink, so if you really want some moo juice from a depressed cow, so be it.

The “Luke Skywalker” Beer – You’ve just returned home from a rough date, in which you kissed your girlfriend and she looked at you funny, saying, “This is all wrong. It doesn’t make any sense, but when I kissed you... it was like I was kissing... my brother.” If that’s the case, this is definitely the drink for you. Come in, buddy. Pub friends are perfect for treating heartbreak syndrome.

Lyrics War Update:
I’m not doing much lately. Inspiration hasn’t hit. And, as for Javen. Well... he’s done nothing as well.

Mann now a permanent resident!
I’m sure all of you have noticed Mann waking up all the time here in the bar. Yes, he doesn’t have a home. He spends all his money on (1)movie tickets and (2)schemes to seduce Padme. Anywho, Mann is now my assistant tender, whether he likes it or not. Heck, he has to pay for his drinks somehow. Anyways, if I’m not here, just wake Mann up and ask for anything that your heart desires. If he’s too spaced out, ask Justin to give him some “wake up juice”.

Stripper update...
I’ve had reports of Flo Fett looking at the mirror and saying, “Yeah, sweet thing.” This is disturbing, to say the least, but we all love Flo. I’m sure we don’t mind this, do we?

New Customers:
Our new visitors are as follows:
Saeth (BlueSaber)
Padme
Aurra Sing
Bullseye
Darth Drew

Let’s give these newbies a warm welcome! And, for Bullseye, let’s give him a padawan celebration since he’s a new member as well! The drinks are “on him”! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

Galactic Gossip
The victim is: Blue Saber style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/inlove.gif
She’s back, and she’s also made an appearance here in the pub. Her real name is Hilda- er, Saeth, and as for why those pirates are after her, I don’t know. They’re probably her enemy. They’re after the same treasure? Sigh If only there were enough Outlaw Star fans here to understand the true hilarity of the above rant. Anywho, Saeth is BlueSaber.


That’s all I have to say for now. Return to you’re wretched hives of scum and villainy.

-- Whitesaber

[Javen]

Javen strolls in off the streets, he sees noone is around. He pulls out a...BB gun and starts popping glasses.
Picks up two darts off the floor and begins to sing.

What, oh what, could he be singing?

[Whitesaber]

This is the song that never ends; yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it not knowing what it was. And they'll continue singing it forever, just because it is the song that never ends; yes it goes on and on my friend...

[flo fett]

Stripper Update
I’ve had reports of Flo Fett looking at the mirror and saying, “Yeah, sweet thing.” This is disturbing, to say the least, but we all love Flo. I’m sure we don’t mind this, do we?

Stripper indeed!!!!.....hmmmm.....and intriguing thought...you just all better be nice to me or I will strip, :eek: HA! and then you'll be sorry. There ain't enough alcohol in the galaxy to take away that kinda trauma style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sly.gif

So for the first being-nice-to-flo task I demand copius amounts of your strongest spirit!

[Plo Koon]

Will this place ever have any female Twi'leks dancing around?

[bodhisattva yoda]

yeah. blue ones.

edit: that wasn't your answer. it was another request.

[Plo Koon]

What? Answer to my question?

[bodhisattva yoda]

another thing this place needs is a bucket.

[flo fett]

To be sick in? There's no need, I haven't taken any clothes off yet style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/huh.gif

[bodhisattva yoda]

oh don't be modest. i saw your picture. all you need is a twi'lek headdress and some blue paint and the pub is in business.

[Aurra Sing]

lol aww

[flo fett]

Oh god, not that hideous picture on meet the members? That's about 3 years old now. I actually look like a supermodel now...honest

[bodhisattva yoda]

so much for modesty.

[Justin]

Well post a new one, then. And post one of your squirrel too. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

[flo fett]

okay okay so I lied, I look like Jabba in a bikini. Now ask youself, d'you really wanna see that squirrel now?

[bodhisattva yoda]

jabba in a bikini? you've really let yourself go in the last three years...

[Justin]

a squirrel is a squirrel. LOL!

[flo fett]

Just back from therapy with Padme and Starra and I've realised that I infact don't look like Jabba in a bikini. Just having a female insecurity moment there. Feeling much better now. That doesn't mean that I'm gonna post my squirrels picture though :0

[bodhisattva yoda]

...i'm afraid to ask...but what is this mysterious squirrel picture?

[Mann]

flo, you have drunkinistis

[flo fett]

you really don't wanna know.Trust me on this one.

[Mann]

Are you like that guy in Patch Adams that sees squirrels?

[flo fett]

flo, you have drunkinistis

*outraged* I have not! I got the all clear from the clinic

[flo fett]

Well I have seen them before. Quite a few times

[mirax terrik horn]

ummm ya talk about gross subjects ewwwwwww!!!

[Mann]

I diagnose people with drunkinitis. If you have seen squirrels, you have it. If you look like Jabba the Hutt, it's a severe case.

[flo fett]

LOL style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

[Justin]

I know I wouldn't mind seeing more squirrels.

[Darth Drew]

Huh?

[flo fett]

Disgraceful

[Plo Koon]

Originally posted by flo fett@Mar 9 2003, 05:53 PM
okay okay so I lied, I look like Jabba in a bikini. Now ask youself, d'you really wanna see that squirrel now?
DEAR LORD NO!!!

*vomits*
Now we need a bucket.

[flo fett]

LOL!?! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/hehe.gif

Haha! Suffer brief mortals!

[Plo Koon]

I suggest you don't talk about that kind of stuff or you'll force me to post a picture of Aalya Secura half naked.

[flo fett]

Oooh you tease! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

[Plo Koon]

Serve up the drinks.

[Whitesaber]

What are you, freaking crazy, Plo?!?! POST THE PIC!!! POST THE KRIFFING PIC, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!! POST IT NOW!!!

Okay, now that I've gotten that out of my system, I can go about serving everyone a seditive except Flo...

[Lara]

Down boy!

What do I have to do to get served around here?

[Whitesaber]

1) Sign in

2) Look hot

3) Act sexy

4) None of the above, just ask me. What do you want Lara, besides a big glass of Tovor Milk?

[Plo Koon]

Originally posted by Whitesaber@Mar 11 2003, 11:15 AM
What are you, freaking crazy, Plo?!?! POST THE PIC!!! POST THE KRIFFING PIC, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!! POST IT NOW!!!


I'll never post it if you beg like that.

[Whitesaber]

Please, Plo, I want the pic.

[Queen 'Onna]

I think you will have to get on one knee and beg.

[Whitesaber]

*Whitesaber gets on one knee* Plo Koon, will you marry me? Oh, wait...

[Queen 'Onna]

I did not mean that. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Whitesaber]

Now you tell me...

Say, let's all splash Plo Koon with our drinks if he still refuses to post the pic. Sound like a plan?

[bodhisattva yoda]

yeah. and he doesn't even want to know what's in my drink.

[Lara]

I glass of Tovor milk sounds good. Plo's supposed to post a pic?

[bodhisattva yoda]

i hope you mean actual milk.

[Trilogist]

Tovor's lactating? When did this happen? Geez, I'm out of it for a little while and everybody get's delusions of grandeur.

[Lara]

LOL @ Kessel, well, bunnies can lactate...can they? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Blizzard]

LMAO Trilly!!!!!!!!!!!! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[Lara]

Hey, don't look at me, Whitesaber started it! :look:

[Darth Drew]

Originally posted by Trilogist@Mar 11 2003, 07:19 PM
Tovor's lactating? When did this happen?
style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko.gif

[Plo Koon]

Originally posted by Darth Lara@Mar 11 2003, 08:00 PM
Hey, don't look at me, Whitesaber started it! :look:
*Looks at Lara*

[Plo Koon]

I could never find any half-naked pictures of Aalya Secura (Sorry guys try to calm down your hormones a little) but I will post pictures of various female Twi'leks. Here's a red one: