Whitesaber's Pub

[Plo Koon]

What is this place becoming?! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko.gif

[flo fett]

Man, that's crap. Over here you can show anything you want, they just let it all hang out. The first time I ever went to a lapdancing club, the lady I got was wearing absolutely nothing, but a piercing on her....well on her punani style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

Now, who's for drinks? The rounds on me! I'm feeling good!!!!

[Saeth]

*Jolts awake* Mneh? I'm up...awake....y'sir that's me awake! *Takes another sip of whiskey. Passes out again*

[Whitesaber]

I leave for two days, and the freaking place becomes a freaking lapdance discussion area. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko.gif Must I always be here to keep things in order? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/huh.gif

Since we're on the subject, order me a Pepsi Free, Flo. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

Now, to do some cleaning up...

[Plo Koon]

Originally posted by Empress Palpatine@May 8 2003, 05:08 PM
so, who does a girl have to give a lapdance to, in order to get a drink around here??? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sly.gif :look:
Give me or White a lapdance and you'll get free drinks for a month!

[Whitesaber]

That is so right. All right, I'm geeked up now.

[Marbleman]

*MM enters with a neckbrace, two men in black suits enter the pub behind him. they stand in the corner, menacingly! ! !* style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sneaky2.gif

[Plo Koon]

:look:

[Whitesaber]

Two guys with black suits, huh? Say, Marbleman, are you by any chance an alien?

[Marbleman]

no.

but someone in here is. . . style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/alien.gif someone is an illegal alien.

[Whitesaber]

DAMMIT!!!!! *Abruptly knocks Plo Koon over as he escapes to the back of the pub. He exits the back door, and continues running...*

[Plo Koon]

GO! *Ignites lightsaber and decapitates a the people who run after Whitey* Ami, you'd better get him out of town.

[Marbleman]

i knew this was a lead, agents k and j!

*agent m takes out a small unseeming gun and shoots. the rear wall of the pub falls through and marbleman walks out after whitesaber through the smoke.*

you can run, friend, but you cannot hide! :eek:

[Plo Koon]

Oh no you don't! *Tackles MM*

[Whitesaber]

*Whitesaber pulls his quintuple bladed lightsaber, and five white laser swords flash into existence.* Blast it! Ami, I thought you had replaced this with my single bladed one!!! *He drops the clumsy weapon, which instantly chatters due to poor construction. He continues running*

[Plo Koon]

Use a blaster. While your hiding from the government, me and Saeth will watch the place.

[Whitesaber]

Okay. Do me a favor. If Trilo comes back, can you please freeze him in carbonite and send him to the Spice Mines of Kessel, smashing him into who knows what? Thanks, you're a pal! *Runs, only to return like tomorrow*

[Mann]

Hey, theres no smoking crack in this pub. Pass the beer!

[Whitesaber]

*Passes beer* *runs like heck*

[Mann]

Cheerio good chap!

[Javen]

And to think this use to be a good place.

[Plo Koon]

And it still is. But it won't be AS good as it was. I'm not as good as Whitey. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unhappy.gif

[Javen]

Originally posted by Plo Koon@May 11 2003, 06:53 PM
And it still is. But it won't be AS good as it was. I'm not as good as Whitey. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unhappy.gif
Well, that may be true in a sense.I mean not everbody is as good as someone else in something. But you're good at running the Pub.

[Plo Koon]

Thanks alot.

[Marbleman]

*MM comes to and sees that he is tied to the ceiling fan.*

auck! plo you better get me down from here! your friend whitesaber will never get away with this. he cant run forever, every agent in the galaxy is after him! ! ! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/evil.gif

[Plo Koon]

*Points blaster toward MM* Shut up.

[Whitesaber]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif Thought I left, did you?

*MM glares at Whitesaber in utter shock* "How did you get here so quickly?" he demanded. "How the hell did you overcome all of the agents?!"

"I don't know," was Whitesaber's reply. "But, since I'm okay, drinks are on me."

Plo, you're a headstrong, and you have much to learn, but you're a much wiser man than I am. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif I foresee you will become a great Pub Master.

[Javen]

I'll have a vodka, and will sit under this chair with Flo Fett.

[Whitesaber]

*Gives vodka to Javen* You two gonna make out? Hmmm... maybe you should give her three of these. *Hands Javen three one liter blottles of Ruby Bliels*

[Javen]

Originally posted by Whitesaber@May 12 2003, 10:50 AM
*Gives vodka to Javen* You two gonna make out? Hmmm... maybe you should give her three of these. *Hands Javen three one liter blottles of Ruby Bliels*
Yeah, we'er gonna make out.

*Someone comes over and says"How are we doing?"

Javen"Same as always."

Person"I use to live here ya know"

Javen"You're gona die here a know, convienent"

[Master_MJade]

*peeks in*

is it safe?..i'll have a pina colada...

[Plo Koon]

Here. *Hands Ms. Jade a Pina Colada*

[Dark_Jedi]

Anyone want to join the Sith? (http://www.galacticsenate.com/index.php?act=ST&f=11&t=3090) No? I'll buy you a drink. Still no? Then how about I buy you two drinks?

[Marbleman]

*marbleman smiles deceptively down at the denizens from his lofty position of bondage*

aww someone, please untie me. i promise to be very very good. :bored: :look:

[Plo Koon]

Hey MM, if you say one more word then I'll give to Saeth and Ami to torture. And that is a promise. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sly.gif

[Javen]

I need a regular Pepsi and Blue Milk mixed please.

[Whitesaber]

Originally posted by Javen+May 12 2003, 11:01 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Javen @ May 12 2003, 11:01 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-Whitesaber@May 12 2003, 10:50 AM
*Gives vodka to Javen* You two gonna make out? Hmmm... maybe you should give her three of these. *Hands Javen three one liter blottles of Ruby Bliels*
Yeah, we'er gonna make out.

*Someone comes over and says"How are we doing?"

Javen"Same as always."

Person"I use to live here ya know"

Javen"You're gona die here a know, convienent" [/b][/quote]
You're doing same as always? That bad, huh?

Sure, Javen. In fact, I'll give you a Regular Pepsi free (not to be confused with Regular Pepsi Free (notice capitalization) which is a term used in the 80s for a Diet Pepsi). *Slides drinks to Javen* Boy, that sure was a quiet make-out session you two had. I didn't hear a thing.

[Javen]

Well we moved in the back to champaign room Whitey. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/cool.gif

[Whitesaber]

*Grabs chlorox cleaner* Now I have to go sterilize the place. Not that it was clean before you two got wild...

BTW, Javen, you, uh, will remember to wash your hands before you eat anything?

[Javen]

Originally posted by Whitesaber@May 13 2003, 11:37 AM
*Grabs chlorox cleaner* Now I have to go sterilize the place. Not that it was clean before you two got wild...

BTW, Javen, you, uh, will remember to wash your hands before you eat anything?
Are you kidding? I wash my hands before and after.

It is now official, Flo is pregnant with my child. You have just seen history made White...literally.I mean you cleaned the place.You and Plo will be uncles.

[JediKeri.]

*Glances up from her Whyren's Resrve and realizes that she'd been daydreaming for weeks*

"You guys are noisy...take it somewhere else. Oh, and can I have a Pepsi...my drink seems to have lost it's bite..."

[Whitesaber]

JediKeri, anything for a cutie like you. *Hands Pepsi to Keri*

Javen, LOL!!! I'm so honored. Just don't name him/her Gauge. Or Whitesbaer, for that matter.

[JediKeri.]

Yum...thanks. Now...what should I have for lunch...

[Whitesaber]

Whatever you want, sweetie. I'm here to serve... and to please. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

[Amethyst]

*Wanders in casually, quietly making her way up to the bar and slipping onto a stool, all the while going completely unnoticed by the others in the pub. Or at least all but a strange figure tied to the slowly rotating ceiling fan above.*

Hey MM, if you say one more word then I'll give to Saeth and Ami to torture. And that is a promise. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sly.gif

*Grins wickedly and gives MM a wink. Starts pondering what other guys she can possibly stick him with as part of said torture.*

It is now official, Flo is pregnant with my child. You have just seen history made White...literally. I mean you cleaned the place. You and Plo will be uncles.

Javen, LOL!!! I'm so honored. Just don't name him/her Gauge. Or Whitesbaer, for that matter.

*Laughs.* Yeah, Whitesbaer would be bad. But very much likely of Javen, judging by how often he's in here getting himself pissed. *Grins teasingly over at Javen.*

*Glances over at White. Teasingly.* By the way, how's your little bun in the oven coming along, Whitey? ^~ Any idea if it's a Shinji or a Rei yet? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Whitesaber]

I forgot about that, Ami! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif It's Rei, I know it is. I always wanted a daughter. Oh no, am I losing my spectacular memory abilities?

*Grins wickedly and gives MM a wink. Starts pondering what other guys she can possibly stick him with as part of said torture.*

My God! Must you contantly think of that?!? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/hehe.gif

[Javen]

Originally posted by Amethyst@May 13 2003, 12:53 PM
*Laughs.* Yeah, Whitesbaer would be bad. But very much likely of Javen, judging by how often he's in here getting himself pissed. *Grins teasingly over at Javen.*


What? OK thats it, you wanna fight? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mad.gif

I'll have another pepsi anblue milk please.

[Whitesaber]

Here's your drink, Javen. *Hands it over* I can't wait, this may be our first bar fight!

[Javen]

*Javen glares at his drink and sees Amethyst in the reflection of the mirror on the wall with that silly grin.Javen gets up and grabs soe darts to play...darts.*

*One accidently flies out of his hand and goes near Amethyst*

[Whitesaber]

Who do I go for? My Jedinet buddy Ami, or my Galactic Senate buddy Javen? Hmmmm.... I'll be neutral.... *Watches with expectation*

[Amethyst]

*One accidently flies out of his hand and goes near Amethyst*

*Looks at the dart lodged in the counter next to her, eyes narrowing. The unnerving glare shifts up to Javen, remaining fixed on him even as a sweet smile curves her lips. Tone casual, but with an underlying cold edge to it.* I'm really not in the mood for this right now, thanks. After spending five days bedridden, it's really not what I came here for.

*Looks away again, though remaining wary should he still want to try anything.*

[Trilogist]

*keeps one hand on his bottle of rum, and the other on his barstool, ready weapons of barfighting. Just in case.*

[Javen]

I can't help it. My temper, its got the best of me.Its the carbonated water and dairy products.

[Amethyst]

*Nods.* Perfectly understandable, Javen. I get that kind of thing, too... *Bows head.* And I apologise if what I said was anything of an added annoyance. I meant it as no more than a friendly tease, I'm sorry if it was taken badly in any way.

... You know, I seem to be getting on everyone's nerves lately... first Plo-kun, now Javen-san... Agh, maybe I shouldn't come here anymore. Or at least keep my mouth shut. It seems to be becoming a hazard... ~.~

Anyway, where was I before that awkward incident...

I forgot about that, Ami! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif It's Rei, I know it is. I always wanted a daughter. Oh no, am I losing my spectacular memory abilities?

*Laughs.* Little girls are just the cutest things. ^^ Any idea who the fa-... mo-... mother? Father? 0.o This is awkward... Um... the other parent is? And when are you due, by the way?

[Whitesaber]

Plo Koon is tough on everyone. And I gave Javen the wrong drinks. You're not annoying, Amethyst. We're just having a bad day, that's all.

*Laughs.* Little girls are just the cutest things. ^^ Any idea who the fa-... mo-... mother? Father? 0.o This is awkward... Um... the other parent is? And when are you due, by the way?

That's just the thing. I don't exactly know how I got pregnant. I just woke up one day, and bang! Went to the doctor, he said there was a kid inside of me.

[Trilogist]

Originally posted by Amethyst@May 13 2003, 11:53 AM
By the way, how's your little bun in the oven coming along, Whitey? ^~ Any idea if it's a Shinji or a Rei yet? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif
It doesn't matter. It will grow up and fall in love with some guy either way.

[Trilogist]

*Suddenly, Plo Koon jumps in from nowhere and shoots a poison needle at Trilogist. Tril falls to the ground, stunned. He realizes he has just been shot with one of Jade Fox's needles. No telling what type of poison was used. Slowly his blood flow reverses, and only the strong discipline of Wudan prolongs his life. He lays there with a vacant expression, meditating, as Plo Koon "takes out the garbage."*

[Whitesaber]

That's what you get for saying Shinji's gay. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mad.gif

[Javen]

I seem to be missing something here. Did you say that you were pregnant? Ok, who is the one that put the huluccinaginic drug in my drink?

[Amethyst]

That's just the thing. I don't exactly know how I got pregnant. I just woke up one day, and bang! Went to the doctor, he said there was a kid inside of me.

That must have been traumatic... I know I'd have freaked out. *Has this thing about pregnancy.* If I can adopt, sure, great, but I'm not having one myself, thank you very much...

Anyway... do invite me to your baby shower, hun. ^^

That's what you get for saying Shinji's gay. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mad.gif

*Wisely remains silent on this matter for once, judging by the look on White's face, and the fact that she's not only very attracted to him and would prefer to stay in his good books, but also rather thirsty.*

*Leans over the counter, arms folded and chin resting on them.* Ne~, could I maybe have a hot chocolate, onegai? *Bats her lashes prettily up at White and smiles sweetly.*

[Whitesaber]

*Drools* Sure. *Gives her a hot chocolate beverage*

Javen, what she is refering to is an old joke back in the Anime thread here in the Senate.


I'm not pregnant. There aren't drugs in your drink. And we're not really here right now... *Looks around suspiciously*

[Plo Koon]

Originally posted by Javen+May 13 2003, 02:06 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Javen @ May 13 2003, 02:06 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-Amethyst@May 13 2003, 12:53 PM
*Laughs.* Yeah, Whitesbaer would be bad. But very much likely of Javen, judging by how often he's in here getting himself pissed. *Grins teasingly over at Javen.*


What? OK thats it, you wanna fight? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mad.gif

[/b][/quote]
Guys should never fight will gals.

[Whitesaber]

Not even friendly eventually getting naked fighting? BLAST IT!!! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif Just kidding...

[Amethyst]

*Drools* Sure. *Gives her a hot chocolate beverage*

*Giggles.* Thanks, love. ^^ *Once again grasps the front of his shirt and tugs him down. Kisses his cheek.* And I'll bet you're just wishing I wasn't still sick right about now, ne?

I'm not pregnant. There aren't drugs in your drink. And we're not really here right now... *Looks around suspiciously*

It's no wonder people have no idea what gender you are, White... maybe you should just go with 'androgynous' from now on, that way they're not right or wrong in saying either. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

And that's a trippy thought. Kind of... Although, not as much so now that we've all been subjected to The Matrix - and soon enough it's sequels.

[Whitesaber]

You know, you bring up a good point, Ami. If you kissed me, would I get sick? The writer of this most ingenious comic touched on that very subject: (God, I LOVE FoxTrot)

[Plo Koon]

Originally posted by Trilogist@May 13 2003, 03:18 PM
*Suddenly, Plo Koon jumps in from nowhere and shoots a poison needle at Trilogist. Tril falls to the ground, stunned. He realizes he has just been shot with one of Jade Fox's needles. No telling what type of poison was used. Slowly his blood flow reverses, and only the strong discipline of Wudan prolongs his life. He lays there with a vacant expression, meditating, as Plo Koon "takes out the garbage."*
Want me to do it again? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sly.gif

[Whitesaber]

Yes, but next time get him with a whole bunch of the darts. Like 500.

[Amethyst]

You know, you bring up a good point, Ami. If you kissed me, would I get sick? The writer of this most ingenious comic touched on that very subject: (God, I LOVE FoxTrot)

*Laughs.* Hai, it's a strange thought, really. But to be honest, more than once I've had the bizzare phenomenon of one of my online friends being sick with the flu, and then my getting sick with it the very next day. So yes. Can't be too careful, now. ^~

[Whitesaber]

Interesting phenomenon. Hmmm... Plo, get me Agent Mulder's number, will you?

In the meantime, what do we do about MM on the ceiling fan?

YAY!! I'm passing music class with flying colors!!!!!

[Plo Koon]

Sure White. I think his number is...*Throws a peanut into his mouth and accidently tries to swallow it. Starts choking* (Does anyone know CPR?)

[Whitesaber]

I'm not putting my mouth on yours while Ami's here!!! Even if you are choking!! *Uses Force to lift nut out of Plo's throat. Plo coughs and gags, but is okay*

[Plo Koon]

Thanks Whitey. I owe you one. Now does anyone want a drink?

[Plo Koon]

Originally posted by Whitesaber@May 13 2003, 04:18 PM
Yes, but next time get him with a whole bunch of the darts. Like 500.
I don't have that many. I have a nest full of hornets though. *Wicked grin*

[Whitesaber]

That'll do nicely. *Cackles*

[Amethyst]

*Sigh of relief.* Be a bit more careful next time, Plo. Maybe lay off the peanuts...

And White, that would have been very amusing for me, but I doubt it would have helped Plo any. Seeing as you'd have needed to do the heimliche manouvre first to get the peanut out. -_-;;;

[Plo Koon]

But I'll have to release them on your bro in the basement though (Hey that rhymes style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif ). Because the little buggers can be pretty savage.

[Whitesaber]

Excellent. At last we will reveal the hornets to Trilogist. At last we will have revenge...

Ami, then you should've done it! Why'd you make me panic?!?

[flo fett]

It is now official, Flo is pregnant with my child. You have just seen history made White...literally.I mean you cleaned the place.You and Plo will be uncles. -Javen

:eek: Honestly, this place! You turn your back for two seconds and.....

*sigh* Well, no more vodka for me then *sob!*

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[Plo Koon]

I think I'll use the basement as a torture chamber for anyone who messes with Whitey, Ami, Saeth, Padme, or Flo. The torture: Hornets. I think I'll go get my little pets right now. Be right back. *Leaves the bar* style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sly.gif

[Amethyst]

I have no idea how to do it is why! Only reason I know what to do is because of hearing about it from people, namely a certain dunken witch lying on the floor under your bar *points contemptuously at the puddle of mush that is Saeth* who could have helped him MUCH better than I could. If she wasn't completely sloshed!!!

Better Whitesaber in panic than Plo with crushed ribs or suffocated on a peanut. Or both. And it's out now, isn't it? So that's that taken care of. So enough on that subject.

Now, if you'll excuse me, my hot chocolate is getting cold. *Turns away slightly and silently sips her drink.*

[flo fett]

I could've helped out cos I'm a first aider, except they call the heimliech manoevere 'abdominal thrusts' (sounds pervy!) over here and That would have gotten me far too excited, I'm sure the whole thing would just have gotten far too rude and outta control. So for Plo's dignity and mental safety I didn't.
style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

Who says I ain't a lady?

[Plo Koon]

*Plo walkes back into the bar holding what looks to be an enclosed, 3-gallon fish tank with hornets flying around in it. He takes it down to the basement. He comes back up and stands behind the bar. He winks at Ami and Flo* style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

[Plo Koon]

Offical Announcment: I'm posting in green from now on.

[Javen]

Originally posted by flo fett@May 13 2003, 03:49 PM
It is now official, Flo is pregnant with my child. You have just seen history made White...literally.I mean you cleaned the place.You and Plo will be uncles. -Javen

:eek: Honestly, this place! You turn your back for two seconds and.....

*sigh* Well, no more vodka for me then *sob!*

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I'm sorry Flo I thought you would be happy. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unhappy.gif

I mean a little FloJaven running around.Annoying Plo and Whitesaber. It would had liven the place up even more.

[Whitesaber]

Honestly, this place! You turn your back for two seconds and.....

*sigh* Well, no more vodka for me then *sob!*



Tell me about it. Just the other day, there was some lap dancing going on. I only left it for two days, and there's lapdancing... *sigh*

Who says I ain't a lady?

If anyone ever says something remotely close to that, I'll send them tp Plo's torture basement. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

Plo, I envy your new post color...

Amethyst, are you upset? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[flo fett]

I'm sorry Flo I thought you would be happy. -Javen

:look: Hey, who's says I'm not happy? It was just a bit sudden is all. I mean jings, I was just a bit surprised. One minute I was singing to my bottle of vodka the next I've got a mini us!
But ach what they hell, let's celebrate!

...with non alcoholic drinks for me of course style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[Whitesaber]

Awww... get a hotel room next time, will you? The back room is still kind of dirty.

So, what would you like to drink? Water? Pepsi Free? Alchoholess vodka?

[flo fett]

Back room? What back room? It happened right under that chair your sitting on style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

Oh and I'll just have a pepsi then *sigh*

It ain't natural.

[Javen]

I would like a glass of water and 5 darts.

Some flowers for Flo and a some food so I can feed her with.

[Whitesaber]

Back room? What back room? It happened right under that chair your sitting on

Whatever you say, Flo. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif

Okay, that's a Pepsi for Ms. Flo, and some H2O and 5 darts for His Honor. *Hands it to them* Am I forgetting something?

[Javen]

Originally posted by Whitesaber@May 13 2003, 04:51 PM
Back room? What back room? It happened right under that chair your sitting on

Whatever you say, Flo. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif

Okay, that's a Pepsi for Ms. Flo, and some H2O and 5 darts for His Honor. *Hands it to them* Am I forgetting something?
Yes it is now Mrs Flo Honor and you forgot some food.

[Whitesaber]

Food?!?! *Passes out abruptly*

[flo fett]

Some flowers for Flo and a some food so I can feed her with.

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Yay, is there going to be a darts tournament? I love playing darts!

[Whitesaber]

I thought you and Javen already had a darts tournament under my chair- ALL RIGHT!!! THAT'S IT!! I'm going to stop now.

[flo fett]

Well really! :0

[Whitesaber]

Sorry, I just realized that I could potentially get things out of hand again. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif Especially if Tovor comes in here. I'm in a weird mood right now. I can't seem to shut up...

[flo fett]

I suffer from the same problem myself. I have an inherently filthy mind....it's one of the thing I admire most about myself. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

[Whitesaber]

I know. *Remembers certain comments in the Fortune Cookie thread made by Flo and a certain Darthy senator*


I think it's contagious. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko.gif I'm not usually like this.

[flo fett]

I know. *Remembers certain comments in the Fortune Cookie thread made by Flo and a certain Darthy senator*

oh yeah, ahem. I remember that too style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

*yawns and rubs her eyes tiredly*

You got rooms here sweets? I need to go to bed now, got a tough day bountyhunting tomorrow,need to bring the credits in especially now I've got fett jnr on the way. Night night sweetcheeks! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/bigsmile.gif

[Javen]

It must be your preganancy Whitey.

Yes we will have a darts tournament Flo. Unlike a ceratin comment by*coughWhiteycough* suggests. I will hit the bullseye for you Flo...I mean the target...I mean...the sharp point will go in. Ahhh...now I'm do in it. Innuendos just won't stop!

[flo fett]

Oh and if my judgyman turns up let him know where I am will you, I might need someone to fluff my pillows style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

[Javen]

Originally posted by flo fett@May 13 2003, 05:15 PM
Oh and if my judgyman turns up let him know where I am will you, I might need someone to fluff my pillows style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif
Iwould be glad to fluff you pillows anyday Flo. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/inlove.gif

[flo fett]

Innuendos, you gotta love 'em! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

Iwould be glad to fluff you pillows anyday Flo

Way hey! Bullseye! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

[Whitesaber]

*Takes drink of his three liter vodka*

Yes, Flo. It's down the hall and to the left. Nighty night, Flo. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

Javen, LOL! It's my fault. I got too far out of hand. Dunno why. *Drinks last sip* Now, excuse me while I throw up... *Without warning, Whitey runs to the bathroom...*

[Javen]

Originally posted by flo fett@May 13 2003, 05:18 PM
Innuendos, you gotta love 'em! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

Iwould be glad to fluff you pillows anyday Flo

Way hey! Bullseye! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif
You know your the 4th prson I've innuendoed with this week. I am now a dirty little girl.

[flo fett]

Night night all!

Javen sweetheart make sure whitey's alright, poor thing

*swans off to bed leaving a trail of clothes as she goes*

[Whitesaber]

*Barf*

[Javen]

Goodnight. But wait you forgot...me...

[Whitesaber]

*Semi-Barf* *Unbarf* *Rebarf* I'm okay!! I'm just fine...

[Javen]

Originally posted by Whitesaber@May 13 2003, 05:25 PM
*Semi-Barf* *Unbarf* *Rebarf* I'm okay!! I'm just fine...
Here isa bedpan White and some Pepto Bismol, and a tylenol pm.

[Mann]

anybody got a quarter? I wanna play a game!

[Whitesaber]

Here isa bedpan White and some Pepto Bismol, and a tylenol pm.

*Stupidly drinks them all at once* *Goes into shock, falls back, hits his head on the shelf, lands on his arm wrong* *Wails in pain, gets up, slips on some spilled beer, holds himself on the counter, realizese he's holding himself up with his injured arm, wails again, falls back down* I'm fine. Thankies, Javen. *Gets up like nothing ever happened*

BTW, did you notice that this thread will have to be closed soon? Almost at 50 pages, baby!!! What should the next one be called? should I go the traditional "Part 2" thing? What are your ideas?

Mann, you can have two quarters. Here.

[Javen]

The Pub of greatness has now been Honored.With a part 2.

And your gonna tell me you drank a bedpan?No wonder you went into shock, you got lead poisoning.

[Whitesaber]

What?!?! Bed pan?!?!? *Barfs*

[Plo Koon]

WTF??!! I'm gone for a few hours and this thing grew two pages??!! We must be pretty damn popular. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/satisfied.gif

[Marbleman]

Originally posted by Mann@May 13 2003, 05:29 PM
anybody got a quarter? I wanna play a game!
style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/happy.gif
ive got five quarters in my wallet, mann. hm, if i could just reach them.

be a good chap and untie me now would you, and ill give all five to you.

[Dark_Jedi]

I would get you down, but i dont think you have any quarters

[Whitesaber]

Tsk tsk tsk... Marbleman, do you really expect Mann to fall for such a - *Sees Mann walking towards MM, reaching up and releasing his restraints* Never mind.

Oh well, do you want something to drink before you chase me around again?

[Whitesaber]

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[Plo Koon]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/inlove.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wub.gif

[JediKeri.]

*looks up from her Pepsi*

Someone likes Natalie! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Whitesaber]

Love. We love Natalie.

[JediKeri.]

Oooooooooooooo...

K-I-S-S-S-I-N-G look who's sitting... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

I won't go on, because your probably mortified at this point... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sly.gif

[Whitesaber]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sly.gif Please continue... I'm curious

[Marbleman]

*marbleman is released and catches himself on all fours on the floor.*
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thank you, my good Mann! now ill leave you fools to your horomones! but i will return soon, and in greater numbers!

[Tovor]

Whiteknuckled:
Sorry, I just realized that I could potentially get things out of hand again. Especially if Tovor comes in here. I'm in a weird mood right now. I can't seem to shut up...
What does this have to do with me, that things getting out of hand and my name be in the same sentence? I completely resent that implication! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/eh.gif

[Tovor]

Javen:
I will hit the bullseye for you Flo...I mean the target...I mean...the sharp point will go in.
The sharp point is bound to hurt when it goes in, don't you think, Flo? So come under the table with me, girl, cause my dart is not sharp as a prick, it is rounded and smooth instead. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[Plo Koon]

Once part 2 of this Pub comes into effect we might just have a pool tournament. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

[Javen]

Originally posted by Plo Koon@May 15 2003, 03:28 PM
Once part 2 of this Pub comes into effect we might just have a pool tournament. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif
I like that idea Plo.But also you must have a dart tournament to.

[Trilogist]

*the Force spirit of Trilogist materializes*

No ... no darts please.

Yes, White, now is the time to start planning the reincarnation of the Pub. I propose a cliffhanger ending on page 50. How about the Pub's first bar fight? I'm just throwing out ideas.

Maybe the loser Lakers can waltz in here, needing a drink after having their clocks cleaned and their heads handed to them by the Spurs. Then, we can all jump them at once.

[Aurra Sing]

hey hey...

[Plo Koon]

Trulies (I love that word) style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

[JediKeri.]

Originally posted by Plo Koon@May 16 2003, 07:04 AM
Trulies (I love that word) style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif
What th...

Did everyone go all psyco on me or what? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/hehe.gif

[Plo Koon]

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[Javen]

When will this pool tournament start anyway? And can IO play naked?

[Plo Koon]

No you can't. But the women can! J/K

It's gonna start when Part 2 of this Pub comes into effect

[JediKeri.]

You guys are weird early this morning...

[Javen]

Originally posted by Plo Koon@May 16 2003, 08:00 AM
No you can't. But the women can! J/K

It's gonna start when Part 2 of this Pub comes into effect
Well, I can always play pocket pool until then...

What? Why is everyone looking at me? :look:

[Plo Koon]

*The patrons giggle* style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[JediKeri.]

*Ever so quietly Keri levitates a bucket of ice cold water upside down, holding the contents in with the Force. Javen looks up and realizes why everyone it giggling...Keri, smiling sweetly lets the water and ice go, and Javen gets soaking wet.*

[Javen]

Originally posted by JediKeri@May 16 2003, 08:24 AM
*Ever so quietly Keri levitates a bucket of ice cold water upside down, holding the contents in with the Force. Javen looks up and realizes why everyone it giggling...Keri, smiling sweetly lets the water and ice go, and Javen gets soaking wet.*
Thank you Keri.

[Plo Koon]

*Flips on the AC to full* style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sly.gif

[flo fett]

The sharp point is bound to hurt when it goes in, don't you think, Flo? So come under the table with me, girl, cause my dart is not sharp as a prick, it is rounded and smooth instead-Tovor

*fans her flushed face*

Oh I say! :0

What's a girl to say to something like that, I'm lost for words! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

[Javen]

YaY! My baby's momma is here. Hi Flo

[Whitesaber]

Pool and dart tournaments sound excellent. As does the bar fight. We'll have to plan something when this thread hits the 49th page.

When will this pool tournament start anyway? And can IO play naked?

Javen, that sounds like something I would ask. Have you been hanging around me too much?

[Plo Koon]

I have though. That's why I'm flirting with girls every time the opportunity presents itself.

[Javen]

Originally posted by Whitesaber@May 16 2003, 05:52 PM
Pool and dart tournaments sound excellent. As does the bar fight. We'll have to plan something when this thread hits the 49th page.

When will this pool tournament start anyway? And can IO play naked?

Javen, that sounds like something I would ask. Have you been hanging around me too much?
Well, maybe but don't tell anyone.

[Whitesaber]

A good trait, my padawan. I foresee you will become a great Ladies Man.

[Plo Koon]

Note: Whitey is the only one allowed to call me that.

[Javen]

I think I already am. Or is it just that I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express once?

[Whitesaber]

Please don't tell us about what you do at the Holiday Inn Express! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko.gif

[Plo Koon]

Or else I'll send you to the basement where you will be stung brutally.

[Trilogist]

*sigh*

You guys need to watch more TV commercials. Or listen to the radio ads. What you do at a Holiday Inn Express is GET A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP. You see, it's really very simple.

*Trilogist's Force spirit dematerializes*

[flo fett]

*runs up to the bar whitefaced and obviously panicking, in a shaky voice asks*

Can I have a drink? Please? Anything! I know I've got fett jnr to think about but I'm having a crisis! I TURNED 25 AS OF 15 MINUTES AGO. DEAR GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!
:eek: :eek: :eek:

[Whitesaber]

*Blasts counter* PLO GET FLO SOMETHING STRONG!!!!!!! HURRRY!!!!

[Plo Koon]

*Serves Flo a drink*

[flo fett]

*starts to hyperventilate and beat the bar uselessly with her fist finally breaking into broken sobbing*

Noooooooooooooooooooooo!!! I'm too young to be twenty five...it can't be true, it just can't

*grabs drink from Plo and downs it in a one*

[Trilogist]

*somewhere, like distant thunder, the voice of Trilogist is heard*

What's wrong with being a quarter of a century old???

[Javen]

Originally posted by flo fett@May 16 2003, 06:16 PM
*runs up to the bar whitefaced and obviously panicking, in a shaky voice asks*

Can I have a drink? Please? Anything! I know I've got fett jnr to think about but I'm having a crisis! I TURNED 25 AS OF 15 MINUTES AGO. DEAR GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!
:eek: :eek: :eek:
Happy B-day Flo! wow i'm with an older woman.

[Whitesaber]

*Whitesaber looks at nothing at all, yelling at, what seems, nothing at all* Hey, stay out of it!!! *Points blaster at nothing* Get out of my bar, freak! Trilo!!! Where are you hiding, weakling?!

*Everyone stares at Whitey with slight disgust*

[Javen]

Originally posted by Trilogist@May 16 2003, 06:14 PM
*sigh*

You guys need to watch more TV commercials. Or listen to the radio ads. What you do at a Holiday Inn Express is GET A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP. You see, it's really very simple.

*Trilogist's Force spirit dematerializes*
Maybe that's what cheesy people do. But not I said the tiger.

[flo fett]

What's wrong with being a quarter of a century old???-Trilogist

Gee thanks, now I feel sooo much better. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko.gif

*sobbing subsides into general muttering with dark looks directed around the bar to all the younger patrons*

mumblemumblemumble..quarterofacenturymumble.Huh,mu mblemumblemumble

[flo fett]

Happy B-day Flo! wow i'm with an older woman

Sanks! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

[flo fett]

*resumes general crazy mutterings and dark looks*

[Whitesaber]

Don't listen to Trilogist. He's a few trap doors short of Jabba's Palace. Trulies.

[Javen]

Hands five darts to Flo to throw at the cieling fan. I swear things will look up again Flo.

[flo fett]

*looks up at Javen and Whitesaber, a bleary tear in her eye and drags them into a rib crushing hug*

You guys!!!! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/grouphug.gif

*wipes eyes*

I feel much better now. So...who's for a game of darts?

[Whitesaber]

Bad attempt #2 for Javen. Funny, but bad. Maybe because it reminds me of Trilo in real life.

[Javen]

Originally posted by Whitesaber@May 16 2003, 06:42 PM
Bad attempt #2 for Javen. Funny, but bad. Maybe because it reminds me of Trilo in real life.
What did I say that was funny and bad at the same time?

I mean it was from my heart and truley meaningful. *sniff

[Whitesaber]

Oh. I thought the "throw the darts at the ceiling fan" and the "things will look up" thingy was another joke...

[Javen]

Originally posted by Whitesaber@May 16 2003, 06:47 PM
Oh. I thought the "throw the darts at the ceiling fan" and the "things will look up" thingy was another joke...
It was.But I still meant it.

[Whitesaber]

Then why the hell are you confusing me?!?! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko.gif

[Javen]

Because I have that effect on people.And I am bored.

[Whitesaber]

Can you splash that drink you got on me, Javen?

[Javen]

Which kind? sarcasm juice, confusion juice(which is spicey by the way), a tall glass of shutup juice, one-liner for the price of one juice?

[Whitesaber]

*Smirks* All of them...

[flo fett]

*tap dances across the floor towards the jukebox just for the sheer hell of it, pinning some unfortunate patrons to their seats with well aimed darts*

[Whitesaber]

The horror!!! THE HORROR!!!!!

[flo fett]

*looks sideways at Whitesaber with an evil grin on her face, aware that the horror is set to continue as her finger hovers over the choices on the jukebox before finally selecting...JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE!!!*

Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!

*tapdances merrily back to her seat as the patrons begin to writhe in agony*

[Whitesaber]

*Dies*

[flo fett]

*realises she has gone too far and unable to stand the din herself blasts a hole in the jukebox just before one patron eats his own leg in an attempt to distract himself from the horrible 'music'*

Whitey?

Whitesaber?

You ok?

*stands over the prone body of Whitesaber, checks for breathing and circulation. none. Shouts to anyone listening*

Get an ambulance, this man has had an overdose of Justin Timberlake, he needs a crash team, STAT!

*prepares to give whitey the kiss of life*

I'm sooo sorry Whitesaber, forgive me

[Krogenar]

Originally posted by flo fett@May 16 2003, 08:37 PM
*realises she has gone too far and unable to stand the din herself blasts a hole in the jukebox just before one patron eats his own leg in an attempt to distract himself from the horrible 'music'*

Whitey?

Whitesaber?

You ok?

*stands over the prone body of Whitesaber, checks for breathing and circulation. none. Shouts to anyone listening*

Get an ambulance, this man has had an overdose of Justin Timberlake, he needs a crash team, STAT!

*prepares to give whitey the kiss of life*

I'm sooo sorry Whitesaber, forgive me
[Krogenar trots into the pub, dressed as an EMT.]

I stayed at a Holiday Inn last night. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/eh.gif

[Krogenar trots out of the pub, dressed as an EMT.]

[Trilogist]

*grabs Javen's drinks -- all of them -- and splashes them on Whitey's face. Whitey's body leaps straight up and shrieks with the voice of a thousand souls crying out in terror and then collapses in a heap on the Pub's floor.*

Sorry, Flo. I had to purge him of Timberlake. You would have been poisoned as well. Now you can give him life.

*Trilogists Force spirit dematerializes.*

[Plo Koon]

*Plo notices most of the patrons are going outside and staring up at the sky. He goes outside to see what they were looking at. He looks up to see a star destroyer hovoring above*

[Dark_Jedi]

Friends of your Plo?

[Plo Koon]

Nope. Never known anyone who works on a star destroyer.

[Dark_Jedi]

So then is this the part where we run?

[Plo Koon]

No, it's too high to bombard us. Just keep cool for a while. It won't do anything. :look:

[Dark_Jedi]

Well, then I'm going inside for a drink.

[Saeth]

*Jolts awake again with a hangover.* Ow. *Hand flied to head* Eina. *Looks around blearily. Plaintive voice.* Coffee?

[Plo Koon]

New alchoulic drink limit that applys only to Saeth: 2

[Javen]

*Javen wakes up under a chair and thinks of old memories*

[Plo Koon]

So anyone want a drink?

[Rogue_0009]

Devaronian cluster bomb, heavy on the luggers.

[Plo Koon]

Okay then...*Fixes up a Devaronian cluster bomb, heavy on the luggers and hands it to Rogue*

[Rogue_0009]

*Rogue_0009 drinks the aforementioned drink in one go then promptly passes out*

[JediJaina]

Make me the best drink you can think of!

[Plo Koon]

That would be the Ruby Blails.*Fixes up a a Ruby Blails and hands it to the lovely Jaina*

[JediJaina]

Thanks...this is really good! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/hehe.gif

[Dark_Jedi]

Give me, uh, something....something....expensive.

[Plo Koon]

The expensive drinks are the ones with alcohol in them.

[Whitesaber]

*Abruptly, Whitesaber's corpse launches from the ground and lands in JediJaina's arms. She catches him with little effort* It's Ruby Bliels. And someone better get me some aspirin.

[JediKeri.]

*Keri tosses some aspring to Whitesaber and they bounce off his skull, so she catches them in the Force and holds them in front of his face*

Anything else you need from my emergency stash?

[Whitesaber]

Could you please hand feed them to me, Keri? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/inlove.gif I can't seem to reach them...

[JediKeri.]

*Keri uses the Force to maniupulate his arm and hand, and makes him grab the pills and the glass of water sitting on the table and then makes sure he's griping them himself before letting go.*

Sorry, but I ain't that inebreated. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Whitesaber]

:look: Hmmm... I like a girl with a strong personality... *Drinks down pills, and realizes, belatedly, that they are sedatives. Collapses on the ground, moaning something about dreams and going back in time*

[JediKeri.]

I'm sooooo bad!

*takes the real asprins for her headache and goes back to her drink.*

[Whitesaber]

You're not bad, Keri. You're just drawn that way.

[JediKeri.]

aren't you supposed to passed out at the moment?

[Whitesaber]

I don't know. Maybe your magical presence is keeping me awake.

[JediKeri.]

Riiiiiight

[Whitesaber]

Hey! Thank you sooooooo much, Keri! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/inlove.gif You just bumped my thread up to 49 pages! Just one more and part 2 will start!! WOOOHOOOOOooooooooo.... *Passes out again*

[JediKeri.]

yeah yeah....You really want to become like Tovor...The one with the most popular thread

[Whitesaber]

Tovor?! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko.gif Please don't say such things!

[JediKeri.]

Too late

*smiles sweetly*

[Whitesaber]

I love your smile. I foresee you'll get a date within a month. If not, then all the guys around you are morons.

[Master_MJade]

LOL.....
hey 'saber!

[JediJaina]

Whoa! I don't know my own strength there! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[Plo Koon]

Originally posted by Rogue_0009@May 18 2003, 05:37 PM
*Rogue_0009 drinks the aforementioned drink in one go then promptly passes out*
*Drags Rogue_0009 into a back room and slaps him repeatedly*

[JediKeri.]

Originally posted by Whitesaber@May 19 2003, 11:38 AM
I love your smile. I foresee you'll get a date within a month. If not, then all the guys around you are morons.
Awwwwwwww...


Did I mention that I've never been on a date...even with this smile? I doubt it will happen...

[Javen]

Since you work at Wal-Mart. You should be a greeter. Then you can smile more and get a date.Probably with an 80 year old, but hey at least it's a date style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[JediKeri.]

I hate being a greeter. I do work there as a cashier though, and no no one has asked me out.

[Javen]

awww... If I was there I would. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

[JediKeri.]

Your trying to make me blush aren't you?

[Whitesaber]

See, Javen isn't a moron. He'd ask JediKeri.

Hey, Master MJade! How's it been?

Whoa! I don't know my own strength there!

Are you saying I'm heavy? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

Plo, torturing the customers again, are we? Tsk tsk tsk...

[Plo Koon]

WTF? I haven't been torturing anyone.

[Whitesaber]

*Drags Rogue_0009 into a back room and slaps him repeatedly*

Your Honor Javen, I present exhibit A. Plo Koon slapping Rogue_0009 repeatedly. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif I'm just messing with you, Plo.

[Javen]

[Your Honor holds a glass of "put name here" and chants fight, fight, fight! Then hunkers down in a corner]

Who said that? :look:

[Whitesaber]

*Suddenly, without warning, Whitesaber hears the distinct sound of a phart eminate from somewhere in the pub*

Disgusting people...

[Plo Koon]

I've been feeling really depressed lately.

[Amethyst]

*Appears seemingly out of nowhere and tackles Plo, earning a shrill 'AAAAACK!!!' before they hit the floor with a THUD, her on top of him and completely unfazed by the fall.*

Hiya!!! *Grins down at him.* I hear you've been depressed. *Makes a sad face.* Believe me, I know that feeling all too well, hun; lately especially. So~... *Pokes his nose.* I thought I'd come cheer you up a bit. ^-^ Since what's the use in a pity party? Better to try cheer each other up than sit around and feel sorry for ourselves together, ne?

*Cuddles Plo.* So. What can I do to brighten your day? *Bats lashes at him and smiles sweetly.*

Oh, by the way, hi Whitey. ^^;;;

[Plo Koon]

Well next year I'm going to high school. Unfortuneatly most of my friends are going to different schools so that's the head of it. Right now I just want to say thanks Ami, you're a true friend. *Hugs Ami*

How can cheer me up? You could tell me about your own depression experiences in a PM. So that I know that I'm not alone. Take my situation, my friends will be soon, my parents are divorced, and my grandmother is dead. But we can work it out right?

[Plo Koon]

*The emotional and friendly moment between Plo and Ami is cut short by the sound of TIE fighter engines outside. Plo goes outside and pulls out his binoculars. Through them he sees three TIE bombers heading toward the pub. He goes back inside* Hey there are some TIE bombers headed this way. In a situation like this it is considered a very good idea to RUN LIKE HELL. *Runs out the pub*

[Amethyst]

Yeah, hun, of course we can. ^^ *Huggles.* I'm a bit busy atm, but I'll be sure to PM you as soon as I have the chance. Probably sometime later tonight, or tomorrow night.

[Whitesaber]

This thread is closed. Click here (http://www.galacticsenate.com/index.php?act=ST&f=19&t=4906) to post in Part 2 of the pub. Thank you.