Whitesaber's Pub

[Plo Koon]

At least I get the 50,000 price that was on their head. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/hehe.gif

[Amethyst]

*Chuckles and grins.* Not bad, not bad... could start up your own pub with that, Plo. ^~ By the way, I like your avatar.

[Plo Koon]

Yes I know. Everyone likes FF7.

[Whitesaber]

Originally posted by Amethyst@Apr 21 2003, 01:36 PM
*Shakes her head, watching as the Twi'leks are escorted out of the pub. Sips her iced tea calmly.* Well, there goes your entertainment, boys. What are you going to do now? *Shoots a glance at White.* You keep those pants on, mister. Unless you'd care to make that a private show. *Smirks wickedly, then goes back to an air of innocent nonchalance.*

If you're going to hire a few male dancers to meet the ladies' demands, make sure they're pretty, won't you? Can't stand those damned Chippendale body-builders. *Makes a face.*
LOL!! I don't know, Ami. I don't think you'd want a private showing... I don't think you're that desperate. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

*Looks around, thinking to himself* Since when did this place turn into a strip club? Not all pubs have dancers, you know. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sly.gif

[nerfer]

Nerf taps the bar to get Whitesabers attention. Um do you have any saki, sake? I forgot how its spelled?

[Whitesaber]

Sake. And, as a matter of fact, we have the very brand Misato constantly drinks. *Slides sake to Nerf in a manner similar to Back to the Future*

BTW, I'm thinking about making a new rule: Every female that comes in here has to kiss the bartender. What does everyone think of this?

[Plo Koon]

^Sure, as long as I also get a kiss.

[Whitesaber]

Okay, the kiss the bartender and the assistant bartender.

[Plo Koon]

Yes, whichever one of us gives you the drink.

[Padme]

Hey guys!!

[Plo Koon]

Hello.

[nerfer]

Thanks! Nerf catches the glass, downs it and blows the bartender a kiss and as an afterthought winks at him.

[Whitesaber]

I like this idea already! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/satisfied.gif Thanks, Nerf.

Hello, Padme. Where's my kiss? Oh oh, excuse me. Where's our kiss?

[Padme]

What kiss? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[Plo Koon]

Originally posted by Whitesaber@Apr 23 2003, 04:38 PM
Sake. And, as a matter of fact, we have the very brand Misato constantly drinks. *Slides sake to Nerf in a manner similar to Back to the Future*

BTW, I'm thinking about making a new rule: Every female that comes in here has to kiss the bartender. What does everyone think of this?
^New rule.

[Trilogist]

*burp*

[Whitesaber]

Of course. You always have gas, Trilo.

Padme, we're still waiting. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Jors_Dedon]

Dang, haven't been in here for a while. Gimme something strong. If you want a kiss (though I doubt it) I'll give you one. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[Whitesaber]

I'm sure Amethyst would like to see that, but I decline, Jors. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif Will vodka do?

[Jors_Dedon]

Sure. I want alot. Like a crate of it or something.

[Whitesaber]

*Slides crate over* What's with the "kingdom" fad all of the sudden? Rojonia, Jorsonia... and I can't name the rest.

[Jors_Dedon]

There's more than two? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/eh.gif I dunno, a friend of mine didn't get accepted to galacticsenate.com, so I made a new board.

**grabs the first bottle and begins to drink**

[Whitesaber]

BTW, have you checked out my artwork yet? Click here. (http://www.galacticsenate.com/index.php?act=ST&f=19&t=4497) That goes for all Pub visitors. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif Drinks are on me if you do.

[Trilogist]

How about a shot of something? Anything? As long as it's contraband. Might I suggest Absinthe? A few of those and you won't remember a thing. And don't mix it with anything else. Drink it straight.

[Jors_Dedon]

Kay, Tril. White, I'd like whatever he/she said. It's been a bad day...

[Plo Koon]

*Fixes up an Absinthe and hands it to Trilo*

Drink responivly

[Whitesaber]

Tril's a he, but barely. And, Jors, I'm surprised at you. We don't serve contraband here! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif *Passes some absinthe under the counter to Jors*

[Jors_Dedon]

Drink responivly

That's like handing a criminal a gun and telling him "Don't shoot anyone." style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Whitesaber]

...

[Plo Koon]

Riiiiiight. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif

[Rogue Jedi]

*Walks in......

"What do you do here?"

[Plo Koon]

Have as much fun as possible.

[Rogue Jedi]

"cool"

*Walks around......

[Plo Koon]

We serve drinks here of course. How bout a ruby blails?

[Rogue Jedi]

"I'll take one.....

[Plo Koon]

*Fixes up a ruby blails and gives it to Rogue* And if you're a girl and I serve you a drink you gotta kiss me. (On the cheek at least)

[Rogue Jedi]

EWWWWWWWWWWW...............I AM A BOY!!!!!!

*Takes drink......

[Trilogist]

*takes first shot of Absinthe*

Torpedo the dams! Full speed ahead!

*takes second shot and passes out*

[JediJaina]

So.........

What's the house specialty? :look:

[Master_MJade]

ruby something

hey white that pic looked lik my mom...honest!

[Whitesaber]

ruby something

hey white that pic looked lik my mom...honest!

You're mom's hot, then. And, logically, so are you. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/inlove.gif

It's Ruby Bliels.

Plo, can you drag my brother's (Trilogist) unconcious body out of here and put it in the dumpster?

[Whitesaber]

For the bartenders' enjoyment:

[Plo Koon]

I do this to my own brother a lot so I've had experience *Drags Trilo's body into the section of the pub behind the bar. Goes out the backdoor that leads into the alley and tosses Trilo into the dumpster*

[Whitesaber]

I love you, Plo. BTW, Trilo's my older brother. WAY WAY older.

[Master_MJade]

I'll have my usual and i think its on the house

[Plo Koon]

My brother is a year younger then me. Well, I did it to my dad once.

[Whitesaber]

It's on the house if we get a kiss. New rule.

[Master_MJade]

LOL

okay...

[Whitesaber]

WOOHOO!! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blush.gif

*Slides the usual to Master MJade in the usual Back to the Future fashion*

[Master_MJade]

*drinks her usual*

there's a link to my pic in the that member thread

[Whitesaber]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/inlove.gif

[Plo Koon]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/inlove.gif

[Whitesaber]

Copycat! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif *Pours some tea for himself* *drinks*

[Jors_Dedon]

** Jors wakes up, and finds himself sprawled on the floor. Drink still in hand. He stands back up**

Ouch, I need some wake-up juice.

[Whitesaber]

Hehe... *Whitesaber mixes up a drink, combining Tobasco, Frank's Red Hot, and Pace Picante sauces with a variety of asian peppers and habinero (<--- no spell correctly) mexican peppers. Blends all of it. Adds hydrochloric acid and mixes again, snickering*

Here. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

[Jors_Dedon]

Thanks... I think.
**Jors gulps it down, and begins to thrash violently. He falls on the ground and begins having seizures.**

[Plo Koon]

*Splashes freezing cold water on Jors* (Don't worry it's right at 32 degrees)

[Master_MJade]

you guys are funny

[mirax terrik horn]

hey can i just get a water. i am still too young to drink. and i dont particularly want to take up the habit.

[jedisaber]

i think whitesaber needs to get an official pub/cantina (or whatever you all call this place) Bartender to serve the drinks and tomake sure that no body unofficially spikes the water.......

[Master_MJade]

Originally posted by mirax terrik horn@Apr 25 2003, 11:08 AM
hey can i just get a water. i am still too young to drink. and i dont particularly want to take up the habit.
so am i but here there is no legal drinking age... @ least i hope not

[Amethyst]

I'm sure Amethyst would like to see that,...

*Grins almost lecherously.*

but I decline, Jors.

*Pouts.* Spoilsport. *Takes another swig of her iced tea.*

i think whitesaber needs to get an official pub/cantina (or whatever you all call this place) Bartender to serve the drinks and tomake sure that no body unofficially spikes the water......

Oh, he has one. Plo. He just doesn't always do his job. ^~ Just teasing, Plo-kun... Although, if you want to take it seriously, you can always hop up onto the bar and do a s****y rendition of Coyote Wild slash Moulin Rouge. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif Although I don't think Whitey-kun would be very happy. *Smirks down the length of the counter at the owner.*

*Downs the last of her iced tea.*

[Plo Koon]

Originally posted by mirax terrik horn@Apr 25 2003, 12:08 PM
hey can i just get a water. i am still too young to drink. and i dont particularly want to take up the habit.
*Hands Mirax a glass of water* And if you kiss me it's free.

[Trilogist]

By the way, not that anybody cares, but I came in here to hide, not to run. Plus, my avatar has been changing a lot lately, so be extra careful.

[Plo Koon]

You came here to hide huh? Well it may be a good thing to you that I tossed you in a dumpster.

[Mann]

wait, give him a jack daniels first!

[Plo Koon]

I don't have the heart to. He's already unconsious. I can't intoxicate a guy any further.

BTW, the twi'leks have been found guilty on the prostitution count so they have to serve 4 months in jail.

[Mann]

friggin A!

oh well, let's settle for the cloned princess leias. Don't worry, they come standard with Golden bikinis

[Trilogist]

Soon they will learn to appreciate me.

Plo, I'm not unconscious anymore. I came to inside the dumpster, where I found this Hot Cheeto wrapper. It still had a few delicious crumbs left in it, and now I am mad obsessed with Hot Cheetos.

One Big Grab please, with a dirty martini, and don't forget the droids.

[Whitesaber]

One Big Grab please, with a dirty martini, and don't forget the droids.

Hey! We don't serve their kind here! No droids allowed inside, except Starra.

Ami-san, you can have whatever you want as long as it doesn't involve, um... shonen ai. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sly.gif

By the way, not that anybody cares, but I came in here to hide, not to run. Plus, my avatar has been changing a lot lately, so be extra careful.

Trilogist, tell me who hired you to hide in this pub. Tell me, it's okay.... TELL ME NOW!! *Suddenly, from nowhere, a Kaminoian Saber Dart comes flying to Trilo's neck, and he collapses to the ground, somewhat dazed*

[Plo Koon]

Yes, always Starra! But she never comes in plus shes gonna be gone for a while.

So, you want me to take out the trash again? (You know what I mean.) style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

[Whitesaber]

I know. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.gif We'll all miss her.

Plo, do please take it out. Blast, he's coming over soon. (For real) Why must he come to torture me every weekend?!

[Plo Koon]

*Takes out Trilo's dead body to the dumpster*

He's a cat so he'll come back in his second life soon. All I have to do is dart him 8 more times you're rid of him. (Yes it was me who the shot the dart)

[Amethyst]

Ami-san, you can have whatever you want as long as it doesn't involve, um... shonen ai. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sly.gif

*Grumbles.*

Though, I'd just bet you'd allow shoujo-ai, wouldn't you? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sly.gif Well, sorry boys, you're not getting any of that, either. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

Although, be it second best, het still sounds good. Ne? ^~

Hmn... *Rummages in her purse.* Next, I think I'll just have a glass of sugar water. Heavy on the sugar. *Gets out her flavoured lip gloss.* So... whichever of you'd like to get that for me... *Grins sneakily.*

[Justin]

Hey Amethyst, is that you in Whitesaber's avatar?

[Plo Koon]

It's really your mother right Justin? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/hehe.gif

[Plo Koon]

According to Padme: Starra will *sniff* be gone for *sniff* six months. :tears:

[Amethyst]

Hey Amethyst, is that you in Whitesaber's avatar?

*Blushes.* style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blush.gif No... Athough I'll bet he likes to fantasize. ^~ Ne, Whitey? *Smirks down the counter at said Jedi.*

Nah... me, I have sandy brown hair. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

And I'm still waiting for my drink, Plo...

[Plo Koon]

What drink would you like?

[Whitesaber]

Sugar water for the sweet heart. *Slides the drink in a manner similar to Bact to the Fut- oh, forget it*

Okay, don't mind me, I just need to get this out of my system. This is totally unrelated to anything: DAMMIT!!!!!

Hmmmmm.... my avatar now has a whole new meaning. Thanks, Justin.

BTW, Amethyst, what's happened to regular old ai? Is a guy with a girl too much to ask now these days?!

[Amethyst]

Sugar water for the sweet heart. *Slides the drink in a manner similar to Bact to the Fut- oh, forget it*

*Giggles.* Thanks muchly, love. And I do believe it now stands in the rules that I owe you something in return for that. *Leans over the bar, grabs the front of White's shirt, yanks him over and lays a deep one on him. Draws back with a smirk and sips her sugar water.* ^~

Okay, don't mind me, I just need to get this out of my system. This is totally unrelated to anything: DAMMIT!!!!!

Aww... that doesn't sound good... You wanna talk about it, hun? Remember, you can PM me anytime.

Hmmmmm.... my avatar now has a whole new meaning. Thanks, Justin.

*Blushes a bit again.* Ahem... *Takes interest in the few undissolved sugar crystals swirling at the bottom of her glass, smiling lopsidedly.*

BTW, Amethyst, what's happened to regular old ai? Is a guy with a girl too much to ask now these days?!

Well, it came to the point for me that het just got boring - mainly considering that I myself have never really been involved in any to speak of - and then the concept of yaoi was just so much more entertaining. Although, I guess it'll probably start to get old (god forbid) eventually... So, let's just say... I think het might at least be making a comeback in my book soon enough. ^~

And White, you have to start coming online more, babe. It gets lonely without you around. *Sheepish smile.*

[Plo Koon]

White, you are lucky to get kissed like that by such a hottie.

[Trilogist]

*emerges, zombie-like, from the dumpster*

the undead Trilogist has returned! Hows about a rum and coke?

[Whitesaber]

*Whitesaber quickly grabs a bow and arrow similar to Legolas, and punctures Trilo's chest* Plo, seal the trash can, will you? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sly.gif

*Giggles.* Thanks muchly, love. And I do believe it now stands in the rules that I owe you something in return for that. *Leans over the bar, grabs the front of White's shirt, yanks him over and lays a deep one on him. Draws back with a smirk and sips her sugar water.* ^~

White, you are lucky to get kissed like that by such a hottie.

Wow. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif I wasn't expecting that. *Shyly goes off to the corner*

Hey, Plo! I thought you said all your Twi'keks were gone! Lookie what I found under the counter:

[Lara]

Why do I get the feeling that Trilo and Whitey are twins... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/satisfied.gif

[Whitesaber]

AARRRGGHH. Horrible thought! I can't stand being in the same room with him, what makes you think that I can survive several months in the same uterus with him?!

No, he's my older brother. That sucks too, because he can pull rank on me. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mad.gif

[Amethyst]

White, you are lucky to get kissed like that by such a hottie.

*Blushes brightly again.* Thanks, Plo. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blush.gif But really, I'm nothing special...

Wow. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif I wasn't expecting that. *Shyly goes off to the corner*

*Smiles lopsidedly after him.*

[Whitesaber]

As I said before, you look like Asuka, you look like hotness. Hows about a Ruby Bliels?

[Amethyst]

As I said before, you look like Asuka, you look like hotness. Hows about a Ruby Bliels?

If you say so, love. I'll believe you. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif But I'll send you a photo of me nonetheless. You still haven't said anything about whether or not I've done so previously, but who cares. (I don't think you do. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif)

And no thanks. I'm underage, and don't much care for alcohol anyway. How's about you get yourself something instead? On me. ^~

... I've just put myself in a very bad position with my damned double-meanings, haven't I? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blush.gif ^^;;; Ah well... You can take it whichever way you like, babe. ^~ It's your pub.

[Master_MJade]

*walks in*
hiya

[Whitesaber]

Hey, MJade!!

And no thanks. I'm underage, and don't much care for alcohol anyway. How's about you get yourself something instead? On me. ^~

You girls serve yourselves, please.

*Faints*

[Amethyst]

You girls serve yourselves, please.

*Faints*

*Leans over the counter and peers down at White's motionless body.* Well. *Cracks up. Downs the last of her sugar water, gets up and heads around to stand behind the counter. Fiddles around with things.* What can I get for you while I'm back here, MJade?

[Master_MJade]

A vanilla Coke.

*looks over counter*

should we get a medic?

[Whitesaber]

*Whitesaber mumbles* Seven dollar bills?? Hmmmm... good monies buy good thingies...

[Amethyst]

Nah, I think he'll be fine... *Hands MJade her Vanilla Coke, then continues to fiddle around with things behind the counter.*

*Goes to kneel next to White after a few moments, and douses his face with a glass of cold water.*

[Master_MJade]

thankz

[Whitesaber]

*Whitesaber jumps up, screaming of the sudden splash of cold water on his face* Wha?? *looks at Amethyst* Are you an angel? *looks at MJade* Are you an angel too?

[Master_MJade]

yup welcome to hell

[Amethyst]

*Shakes her head, whipping out a handkerchief and starting to dry off White's face.* Well, I'm not, as far as I know. But, if that's what you really want to believe, hun, then I guess I won't stop you... ^^;;;

[Whitesaber]

*Sigh* I need a drink.

[Amethyst]

yup welcome to hell

*Laughs.*

I like your new avatar, by the way. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

[Javen]

I need a drink! Cherry creme soda, crushed ice, with a pinch of lemmon and a 3/4 cup of ornage julious shaken well and not stirred. Thanks

[Amethyst]

*Gets up and goes back over to the counter.* What can I get you, White?

[Whitesaber]

Get Javen's first. I'm still thinking.

...

Ouch.

[Amethyst]

Woah, woah, slow down!!! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif *Sets the cherry creme soda, crushed ice, with a pinch of lemon and 3/4 cup of well-shaken orange julious down in front of Javen after a moment.*

[Javen]

Wow that was fast! Have you made this drink before?

[Amethyst]

Nah. Everything back here's just organized, well-labelled and easily within reach. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif I must commend the owner of the pub.

Speaking of which... *Turns around and goes back to seeing to White. Kneels beside him again and gently brushes his hair out of his face.* You okay, hun? Decided what I can get for you yet?

[Whitesaber]

I'll have a Pepsi Free. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

[Plo Koon]

Originally posted by Whitesaber@Apr 29 2003, 12:46 PM

Hey, Plo! I thought you said all your Twi'keks were gone! Lookie what I found under the counter:
I had nothing to do with it. I swear. *Takes Trilo out to the dumpster again this time he locks the lid* And the garbage man will be coming right about...*looks down at watch* now.

[Whitesaber]

*Notices Amethyst is gone* Man, Plo. Did you see the way she was hitting on me? Was that cool or what. *Sits back while sipping on the Pepsi Free* Yep yep yep yep yep, ah..... I'm beginning to really like the pub business.

[Plo Koon]

All I want right now is a serious cooldown after a hard day at school. *Pours a glass of water, leans over the sink and splashes it in face* Ahh, how refreshing. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/satisfied.gif

[Whitesaber]

You're an expert water splasher, Plo.

[Javen]

Originally posted by Javen@Apr 29 2003, 01:41 PM
I need a drink! Cherry creme soda, crushed ice, with a pinch of lemmon and a 3/4 cup of ornage julious shaken well and not stirred. Thanks
It was so good I'll have another.But make it faster!

[Plo Koon]

Here ya go. *Hands Javen a Cherry Coke*

[Whitesaber]

Originally posted by Mann@Feb 22 2003, 07:02 PM
*Mann, drunk, begins cursing at a peanut shell because it reminds him of a certain senator (s) on this board.*
LOL!

[Whitesaber]

Originally posted by Javen@Feb 26 2003, 12:03 PM
Oh Whitesaber, you don't want to get in a lyrics war. So I have a song for you to, it goes a little something like this.

Sing to the tune of Skater Boy

He is no boy, cause Whitsaber's a girl
Can It be anymore obvious?

A waitress by day, at night its ballet
What more can I say?

Cause he is a her, thought noone could tell
secretly posing as a guy as well

But all of her friends stuck up there nose
they had a problem with her ballarina shows

We know Whitesaber's a girl, she has a batan to twirl
she wasn't good enough for their terf
She wears all the lace, and is such a headcase
she needed to come back down to earth.

five years from now, she sits at home
feeding on biscuits and gravy
she's all alone

she turns on tv
guess who she sees
It's Javen singing this on MTV


she calles up her friends,they already know
they can't believe this is not the Jerry Springer show

she stands up in the crowd
someone turned the micriphone down
To hear this on the speaker's

We know Whitesaber's a girl, she has a batan to twirl
she wasn't good enough for their terf
She wears all the lace, and is such a headcase
she needed to come back down to earth.
LOL!!!!!!!!!

[Javen]

Originally posted by Plo Koon@Apr 29 2003, 03:21 PM
Here ya go. *Hands Javen a Cherry Coke*
Splashes the cherry coke back in Plo Koon's face. *Now who is the expert splasher? Did I say cherry coke?
No! :censored censored censored: Read th ingredients again and make it fast, right and...well what ae you waiting for?

[Plo Koon]

That's the last time you get a drink from me.

[Whitesaber]

*Hands Javen the Cherry creme soda, crushed ice, with a pinch of lemmon and a 3/4 cup of ornage julious shaken well and not stirred. * Here you go. It seems Plo needs to go back to training.

[Javen]

Sorry Plo I am little nervous today and you gave me the wrong drink A bad combo.

[Plo Koon]

They never tought be how to make cherry drinks in bartending school. I think I'll add two more drinks to the menu: Dr. Pepper and 7up.

[Whitesaber]

Did I make you that nervous during your first live interview, Javen?

[Plo Koon]

Reminder to the lovely ladies: If you can't pay for the drink you can kiss me and it's free.

[Marbleman]

*marbleman enters the pub and a hush falls. he walks up to the bar slowly, his lips curled in a sneer, the only sound is his boots clanking on the floor. a shotgun is slung over his shoulder, a mean machete at his side.*

ill have a milkshake.

[Plo Koon]

*Hands Marbleman a milkshake*

[Marbleman]

Originally posted by Plo Koon@Apr 29 2003, 07:39 PM
*Hands Marbleman a milkshake*
thanks. sigh.

slurp

slurp

SLURP!

[Master_MJade]

*beans him in the head with a coke bottle*


Stop slurping!

[Plo Koon]

Hey we don't want no trouble now!

[Mann]

hey,

here's an idea, let's get sober.....................APRIL FOOLS!

[Tovor]

Ain't Whitesaber too young to be running a pub and serving drinks?

[Mann]

You're never too young!

[Whitesaber]

I can die happy now. I've attracted the famous Tovor to my little pub.

[Mann]

look out, he might close it down!

[Whitesaber]

Naaaaa. He know's I seriously respect him. He's the Answer Master, the man of Retortion, Sir Igonoff- er, whatever. The purest advicer threader secpond only to Teek... sorry.

[Mann]

are you the biggest kisser-upper?

[Whitesaber]

No. I'm not. Why? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Marbleman]

Originally posted by Master_MJade@Apr 30 2003, 02:58 PM
*beans him in the head with a coke bottle*


Stop slurping!
*marbleman gets up groggily, his eyes glazed with the effects of hard milkshake and a hard bottle cracked over his skull*

oooooOOOoooh. HEY WHO THREW THAT!? WAS IT YOU!? oh. youll pay.

*marbleman reaches for his side and the bar denizens gasp! they sigh in relief as he takes out a thick black rubber band and shoots it in mjades direction*

[Whitesaber]

No blasters!! No blasters!!!! Oh, it's a rubber band. Hey!!! No shooting the chicks, Marb!!

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif Hey, Koper's going to get interviewed?! That's sweet!

[Plo Koon]

Marb, please remove yourself from the bar and don't cause trouble next time.

[Whitesaber]

Belay that order. He was just playing, Plo. Don't worry about it, okay? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

[Plo Koon]

Okay, but I will use this if nessesary.*Holds up a lightsaber hilt*

[Whitesaber]

That's my boy.

[Marbleman]

Originally posted by Plo Koon@Apr 30 2003, 07:28 PM
Okay, but I will use this if nessesary.*Holds up a lightsaber hilt*
*MM sits back down, holding his bruised head, and glances at plos shiny lightsaber. he looks at his black rubber band.* style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unhappy.gif

hey plo. want to trade? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/huh.gif kopes interview is at 9:45 people, and youd better be there b/c hes very sensitive.

[Plo Koon]

No I don't want to trade.

Sure I'll be there. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

[Whitesaber]

Poor Koppy. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.gif I can't be there, but give him a Ruby Bliels as a gift from me, will you?

[Marbleman]

Originally posted by Whitesaber@Apr 30 2003, 07:42 PM
Poor Koppy. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.gif I can't be there, but give him a Ruby Bliels as a gift from me, will you?
sure. and ill take another for the road. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

[Plo Koon]

This Pub has a TV you know. I'll provide a link to Kop's interview.

http://www.galacticsenate.com/index.php?ac...&f=21&t=4636&s= (http://www.galacticsenate.com/index.php?act=ST&f=21&t=4636&s=)

[Whitesaber]

Excellent! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/cool.gif The great Javenosis, SS, and Marble go at it with Koppy.

[Trilogist]

*suddenly, a mystery man wearing a ski mask plunges through the window, horrifying the patrons. As the shards of glass scatter in every direction, he removes the mask*

Sorry, I'll pay for that! Hey guys what's going on?

I agree with Tovor, Whitey you're much too young to be connected to this vice. Unless you're properly licensed, of course. I suggest you let Plo run the day to day operations.

Speaking of Plo: dude, what happened to your avatar? I like the one you have now, but your previous one was too cool. By the way, please stop throwing me out with the trash. It affects my Hot Cheeto dependency.

WHERE'S MY DRINK???

[Plo Koon]

Are you talking about the Cloud avatar? And how did you escape the landfill they dumped you into?

[Master_MJade]

*reaches out with the force*

Dude calm done

[Whitesaber]

My brother is similar to a gnat. You try to swat it away, but it always seems to fly back into your face. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif What did you order again, Trilo-bug?

MJade, would you like anything? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/inlove.gif

[Marbleman]

Originally posted by Plo Koon@May 1 2003, 05:48 AM
Are you talking about the Cloud avatar?
cloud strife is great! although he wasnt really cloud strife was he. . . style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/eh.gif

*confused, marbleman spills his milkshake on the floor*

[Whitesaber]

*blink* Do I seem like a 24 maniac now?

[Trilogist]

Rum and Coke, Plo! And no, I'm not like a gnat. I'm actually more like a wrathful cicada. I'm harmless, but in my rage, I may bump into you a few times. I will eat up the leaves on your good plants, though. Go ahead. Check the dumpster. I bet you'll find the exoskeleton that I left behind.

The avatar I was referring to was the one right before the one you have now.

[Whitesaber]

*Checks dumpster* The horror! THE HORROR!!!!! Take your rum and coke! Get out of here! *Slides drinks* Do not try to see my face again, Trilo. For on the day of your seeing my face, YOU WILL DIE!!!!

*Sigh* Never mind. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif You can go about your business, TriloBrother.

[Plo Koon]

:look:

[JediJaina]

My god, what the heck have I walked into? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko.gif

[Dark_Jedi]

I feel that I should turn around, and run.

[flo fett]

*The door burst open and a figure bundled in a heavy cloak strides in, with a theatrical flourish the Stranger throws off the heavy garment to reveal an eye wateringly scarlet shiny sequined dress (almost) with death defyingly high stilettos and gives the patrons of the bar what she thinks of as her 'winning' smile.....*

HEYA PEEPS! MISS ME?!!! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/flirt.gif

Wadda ya mean 'no, who are you?'

*sigh*

[Master_MJade]

Who in the Force are you? and you're going to break something in those heels....


and 'saber i'll have a pina colada with spiced rum

[Plo Koon]

*Hands MJade her drink*

[Saeth]

*Glances around and yawns.* "After all that gemors in the Singles Cantina, I really need a drink. Could I have a chocolate-flavoured Blue Milk with some Corellian whisky?" *Yawns again and sits down next to White. * "Hey hun. What's up?"

~*~

Gemors - Mess

[Plo Koon]

*Hands Saeth the drinks she ordered* Yeah I've been drinking in the Singles Cantina too. I'm enjoying my time there hitting on Gavre.

[Amethyst]

*Wanders in.* Hey again, all. *Sidles up to the bar and casually slides herself into a seat, hooking her feet around the metal bar of the stool and folding her arms on the counter. Flatly ignores Saeth, as well as her talking to the thin air above the stool between them, gaze settled on the bartender.* So, how've you boys been since last I dropped in?

*Helps herself to a few chips from the small basket on the counter, then slides it down between her and the other girl. Munches contentedly on them.*

And what's all this talk I hear of the Singles Cantina? I've considered hanging out there myself, but I don't know... I like this place. What do you think, Plo? Should I give it a try?

[Plo Koon]

Sure, watch out for Clara though.

[Padme]

Hey guys! How about passing me something to drink! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/hehe.gif

[Plo Koon]

*Passes Padme a drink* Do you want to pay for it or kiss me?

[Padme]

Thanks Plo. *Gives Plo a kiss*

[Plo Koon]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/inlove.gif

[Padme]

How is everyone today?

[Whitesaber]

Originally posted by flo fett@May 2 2003, 04:23 AM
*The door burst open and a figure bundled in a heavy cloak strides in, with a theatrical flourish the Stranger throws off the heavy garment to reveal an eye wateringly scarlet shiny sequined dress (almost) with death defyingly high stilettos and gives the patrons of the bar what she thinks of as her 'winning' smile.....*

HEYA PEEPS! MISS ME?!!! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/flirt.gif

Wadda ya mean 'no, who are you?'

*sigh*
Blast!!! Where's my kiss?!??! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

FLO FETT!!!! I MISSED YOU PROBABLY MORE THAN I SHOULD!!!! HOW'VE YOU BEEN?!?!?!

[Plo Koon]

*Storms into the bar, has a nervious look on his face* :look:

[Whitesaber]

*Whitesaber sneaks behind Plo Koon, pulls his blaster, and points straight at his head. Plo Koon instantly pulls his lightsaber, and with a snap-hiss, his brilliant green blade came into existence, furiously decapitating Whitey's right hand.*

Hey, Plo. Hows you doin'? *Uses Force to instantly heal his hand* Don't ask me why I do the things I do, Plo. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

[Plo Koon]

Trulies. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif

[Whitesaber]

LOL! Plo, I think Trilo's asleep again in the garbage cans. Could you please dispose of our garbages?


BTW, Amethyst, you should go to the singles cantina. Right now I'm flirting with Saeth.

[Plo Koon]

Reelo's gonna pick him up in a few minutes. *Points finger to his left cheek* Please remind me never to wash this side of my face again.

[Javen]

I would like 2 teqiula shots please.

[Whitesaber]

Buy two get fifty free. *Slides all the drinks to Javen* Don't spill them, please.

[Javen]

I'll have 48 more shots please.

[Plo Koon]

Notice: You can only have a maximum of four alacholic drinks.

[Whitesaber]

You could get 48.5 free if you buy three Ruby Bliels for the price of one.

[Javen]

Originally posted by Whitesaber@May 3 2003, 08:45 PM
You could get 48.5 free if you buy three Ruby Bliels for the price of one.
I'll...tak'em..sabeywhiter.Klo Poon...that you? Do...yu h louk like twins...[puke]

[Whitesaber]

PUKE!!!! On the counter?!?! Plo, clean this up. I have to go think somewhere.

[Plo Koon]

Where's the sponge? BTW, Javen I think you've had enough.

[Javen]

Originally posted by Plo Koon@May 3 2003, 08:52 PM
Where's the mop? BTW, Javen I think you've had enough.
Awww.. come on I wanna biel ruby thing for my 84.5 shots free.

[Whitesaber]

I'd say that about does it for you, Spooky. (This is a line from a movie. Which one?)

[Plo Koon]

*Points to a table in the corner* Why don't you go over to that table and rest. *Puts mouth up to White's ear* (If we intoxicate someone like this we'll get sued. We're already in enough trouble with the Twi'lek issue)

[Javen]

Originally posted by Whitesaber@May 3 2003, 08:55 PM
I'd say that about does it for you, Spooky. (This is a line from a movie. Which one?)
Scary Movie?
I'm not sure.

[Javen grabs a a bunny out of the hands of a woman that just came in from the carnival]"Ok nobody move, or the bunny gets it"

What is that one from?

[Aurra Sing]

*sleeps in the corner*

[Amethyst]

Sure, watch out for Clara though.

... *Sweatdrops.* Do I want to know why...?

BTW, Amethyst, you should go to the singles cantina. Right now I'm flirting with Saeth.

Well, if that's the case, then... nah. I wouldn't want to spoil the fun for you guys.

*Sighs, stares blankly at the counter, cheek resting against one hand and tracing patterns across the surface with two fingertips of the other.*

*Makes a face at Javen's drunkeness before looking away, sickened. Is reminded of another reason why she hates bars, and is glad she's sitting far away from him. Mutters.* Disgusting...

*Puts mouth up to White's ear*

*Snickers.* Oi, Plo, you should know not to do anything like that with my perverted little mind around. ^~ *Lecherous smirk at the two behind the counter.*

*Sighs again after a moment and goes back to being dejected.*

Maybe I'll have something... Plo, what else is there on your non-alcoholic menu?

[Marbleman]

:look: *MM sticks his own tab into javens and walks out.* style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/satisfied.gif

[flo fett]

*Decides that she will probably kill herself or someone else in her stillettos and kicks them off into a corner before sidling up to the bar*

heyup, a drink please my fine man. Anything at all, I'm not fussy. In a pint glass.

*notices that Whitesaber remembers her and thanks the maker for small mercies. Blows a kiss in Whitesabers direction*

Thanks sweetie! It's nice to feel welcome. I've been fine, just really busy with work. You know how it is, people will get bounties put on their heads and it's muggins here who has to chase halfway across the galaxy to pick up their sorry asses. How you been?

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

[Javen]

Flo! glad you came by. Don't leave again. I will have those terrible nightmares coming back.

[flo fett]

Thanks Javen, it's nice to be missed.! And I thought I was the cause of nightmares in other people! :0

Let me get you a drink you sweet talker style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

[Whitesaber]

Javen, my line was from X-Files: The Movie. As for your line, I haven't a clue. Fill me in, will you?

Flo, I've been gay. I- I mean, happy. Tons of cool stuff and things happening over in this lonely corner of the galaxy.

*Snickers.* Oi, Plo, you should know not to do anything like that with my perverted little mind around. ^~ *Lecherous smirk at the two behind the counter.*

I knew it. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko.gif

Ami, Saeth and I are just playing. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/eh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/huh.gif

[Amethyst]

Flo, I've been gay. I- I mean, happy.

*Snickers.*

I knew it. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko.gif

*Laughs.* XP Just you boys be careful around me, Whitey. Very careful. ^~

*Notices Plo is ignoring her request for a non-alcoholic menu.* -_- *Sighs. Mutters.* Useless bartenders... Ah well, his loss... *Turns to White and smiles sweetly.* Would you like to get me a drink, hun?

[Plo Koon]

1. I'm not aways on here so don't be so rude.

2. I don't know the full list.
Well here's what I know:
Pepsi
Dr.Pepper
7UP
Mountain Dew
Iced Tea

[Javen]

Originally posted by Whitesaber@May 5 2003, 01:20 PM
Javen, my line was from X-Files: The Movie. As for your line, I haven't a clue. Fill me in, will you?

My line was from the movie Con Air. Cyrus a.k.a (John Malkovich) picks up Nicolas Cage's birthday present to his daughter, and then says the line I quoted.

If you haven't seen it, check it out.

[Whitesaber]

I will, Javen. BTW, do you know if the movie Sneakers is on DVD?

Plo Koon, watch how you treat this one. *puts hand on Amethyst's shoulder* She's kind of violent at times. Plus, she's my best buddy from Jedinet. If you get her mad, she may kill me first.

[Marbleman]

can someone pry this martini out of my hands its kind of stuck . . .

[Whitesaber]

Crowbar or lubricant?

Uh, hey, what happened to your forum??

[Amethyst]

I'm not aways on here so don't be so rude.

By that I had no intention to offend, Plo. Sorry you took it like that. You should just keep in mind not to take everything I say seriously. Because 99% of the time I'm just fooling, anyway. I'm a strange one like that.

Plo Koon, watch how you treat this one. *puts hand on Amethyst's shoulder* She's kind of violent at times.

*Chuckles.* That's true, that. I have a tendency to lash out at people who piss me off. Or if for some reason I can't do that, I resort to making a punching bag of the nearest person. Namely Saeth. Usually it remains a verbal onslaught - unless she was the one who pissed me off. In which case I should say I'm stronger than I look and I have a nasty backhand.

So it'd probably be safe to just watch it. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif Since I have a bit of a bad temper.

Plus, she's my best buddy from Jedinet. If you get her mad, she may kill me first.

*Laughs.* Nah, I wouldn't kill you, hun. You're too much fun to have around. *Leans against him.* But I may still maul you... if you give me very good reason to, that is. ^~

And be instantly sorry again afterwards, apologise profusely and beg for forgiveness...

But yes. Get me mad and you'll definitely know about it. I am not a nice person when I'm angry. I'm downright scary. Just ask Saeth. I still find it amazing she's survived this long...

*Looks at the mess on the floor to her left that has become of Saeth and sweatdrops.*

*Glances back at the boys.* So... Would one of you lovely boys care to get me a cream soda? *Smiles sweetly.* ^^ If you have, that is...

[Whitesaber]

LOL! Yes, I know I'll know that you're upset.

Do we have cream soda? ... affirmative, I believe. *Searches behind the counter nervously* Great Scott!! There's none left! *Runs out of pub so fast that the classic cartoonish "black cloud" is left behind him. Returns with a cream soda at perfect temperature*

Here you go. Though, in my opinion, you're already sweet enough. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/banghead.gif Flirting is like a desease with me. It's all Mann's fault.

[Amethyst]

Do we have cream soda? ... affirmative, I believe. *Searches behind the counter nervously* Great Scott!! There's none left! *Runs out of pub so fast that the classic cartoonish "black cloud" is left behind him. Returns with a cream soda at perfect temperature*

*Laughs.* Thank god for 7eleven, ne, Whitey? ^~

Here you go. Though, in my opinion, you're already sweet enough. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/banghead.gif Flirting is like a desease with me. It's all Mann's fault.

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blush.gif *Giggles.* Thanks, love. You're fantastic. ^^ And does the 'free drink for a kiss' offer still apply? ^~

[Whitesaber]

Um, it's thank heaven for 7eleven. You know, it rhymes... never mind.

Yes, the kissing rule is still a go. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

[Leia]

what's with the underage kid servin alcohol, huh?? :0

[Plo Koon]

Originally posted by Amethyst@May 6 2003, 01:56 PM
I'm not aways on here so don't be so rude.

By that I had no intention to offend, Plo. Sorry you took it like that. You should just keep in mind not to take everything I say seriously. Because 99% of the time I'm just fooling, anyway. I'm a strange one like that.



Okay I no longer take any offense. *Hugs Ami* style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

[Marbleman]

Originally posted by Whitesaber@May 6 2003, 11:47 AM
Crowbar or lubricant?

Uh, hey, what happened to your forum??
lubricant please.

i dont know what happened to late night. but were back in the outland so we might as well get used to it.

*marbleman takes another deep drink of his martini*

[Javen]

I would like a Dr. Pepper please.

[Whitesaber]

Leia, sweetie, in reality I am underage. But this isnt' reality. *Looks around suspiciously*

Yes, Javen, you can have your SpiceyDoc. (a.k.a Doctor Pepper) *Does Back to the Future thingy*

Marbleman, don't worry. It doesn't mean your show has lost popularity. I'm sure it's a legitimate reason.

[Javen]

Wow you did spice this Dr. Pepper up. I hope no tequila was in it, you know how it affected me last time.

And speaking of Back to the future.

"All we need is a bolt of lightning."

[Whitesaber]

What did you say? (Continuing the BTTF lines....)

[Javen]

"A bolt of lightning"

[Whitesaber]

(Continuing Javen's line)"...Unfortunately, we don't know when and where it will strike."

*Whitesaber pulls out the Hill Valley Clock Tower flyer* We do know.

:doze: style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sleeping.gif

Anywho, I actually added around forty ounces of vodka to your Spicey Doc, Javen.

[Amethyst]

Um, it's thank heaven for 7eleven. You know, it rhymes... never mind.

Ah, well, I wouldn't know. We hardly have any 7elevens in this backwater country, and we never actually hear anything about them advertising-wise. Very few people shop at them here, anyway.

Yes, the kissing rule is still a go. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

*Chuckles.* C'mere then. *Leans over and kisses him, then smiles sweetly at him and sips the cream soda.*

Okay I no longer take any offense. *Hugs Ami* style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

*Hugs Plo back.* ^-^ That's good to know, 'm glad. Don't like fighting with people, least of all my friends.

[Whitesaber]

*Chuckles.* C'mere then. *Leans over and kisses him, then smiles sweetly at him and sips the cream soda.*

*Faints*

Ah, well, I wouldn't know. We hardly have any 7elevens in this backwater country, and we never actually hear anything about them advertising-wise. Very few people shop at them here, anyway.

You know, that little error gave me the giggles. Now, if anyone here knows me, they know I rarely get the giggles. (In other words, laugh a lot) You really made my day by saying, "Thank God for 7eleven."

*Hugs Plo back.* ^-^ That's good to know, 'm glad. Don't like fighting with people, least of all my friends.

Sweet. *Refaints*

[Amethyst]

You know, that little error gave me the giggles. Now, if anyone here knows me, they know I rarely get the giggles. (In other words, laugh a lot) You really made my day by saying, "Thank God for 7eleven."

*Chuckles.* Aww, you're too cute, White. ^-^ *Huggles.*

Sweet. *Refaints*

*Giggles.*

[Whitesaber]

I love your giggle. (Flirt # 23,484)

[Amethyst]

I love your giggle. (Flirt # 23,484)

You've been keeping track? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Whitesaber]

I don't know, I'm making this up as I go along. (Movie Quote # 3,890,998,199 seriously)

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I need a life.

[Plo Koon]

In case you missed it the first time...

[Plo Koon]

Latest News: Starra's coming back soon!!! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/satisfied.gif

[Whitesaber]

Ahhh... I love you, Plo.

[Marbleman]

Originally posted by Plo Koon@May 7 2003, 03:36 PM
Latest News: Starra's coming back soon!!! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/satisfied.gif
thats good she can finally be interviewed. shes been on the list for some time now.

[Whitesaber]

I suddenly hear Obi-Wan leaping up and down with joy...

[Plo Koon]

My new lightsaber:

[Javen]

I was wondering if a dart board could be put up in the pub.

I like hitting targets when I drink. you get my point? hehe

[Plo Koon]

We have a pool table, and a sabaac table you know.

[Javen]

Originally posted by Plo Koon@May 7 2003, 04:04 PM
We have a pool table, and a sabaac table you know.
Yeah, but a dart board would be a nice addition. I tell you what I'll buy one and put it up. Think of it as a donation.

[Whitesaber]

I think Javen likes to hit people with his darts. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/hehe.gif Javen, as long as you don't hit 1) Flo 2) Plo and 3) Amethyst, then you can play darts here. Hit me as much as you like. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

[Javen]

Are you kidding I would never hit my girlfriend Flo.

[Plo Koon]

So you Saeth to get hit?

[Javen]

Here is the new dart board.

[Plo Koon]

Thanks, Jav. *Takes the dartboart from Javen and Hangs it on the wall*

[Whitesaber]

Saeth probably needs it. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif I'm JUST KIDDING. She doesn't get to be hit.

[Plo Koon]

Originally posted by Plo Koon@May 3 2003, 09:57 PM
(If we intoxicate someone like this we'll get sued. We're already in enough trouble with the Twi'lek issue)
:look: ^Take this into consideration.

[Marbleman]

*MM takes a dart, throws, goes wide, nicks two frying pans. the dart richochetes off a glass and finally hits the marbleman right in the vericose vein in his neck*

auugh! ! ! oh man, you guys better call your lawyer! i mean it! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

[Plo Koon]

MEDIC!

[Empress Palpatine]

so, who does a girl have to give a lapdance to, in order to get a drink around here??? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sly.gif :look:

[Tovor]

Right here, honey...you're next drink is on me. I'm ready for your lapdance anytime you are. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[flo fett]

Are you kidding I would never hit my girlfriend Flo.-Javen

*looks up from her drink(s), pouting*

What? Not even If I asked you to?
style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

And if there's gonna be lapdances I've got a whole bunch of credits here waiting for a hungry g-string style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif
:look:

[Tovor]

Wait, I'm not sure I get this. You want to give someone a lap dance, or get one?

[flo fett]

Well I was talking about getting one but if someones passin out free drinks for a dance, I'm game!
Whoo hoo!!

Hey answer me this, is it true lapdancers have to keep their nipples covered in someparts of America?

[Tovor]

In some parts, some cities, yes. The dancers compensate for that by putting clear latex over that area. The bullseyes can still be seen, but are technically covered.

[Count Dookie]

Yes, in some areas it is the combination of alcohol and nudity together. They won't allow it. Other's only allow the breasts while other cities allow everything. Some areas of our country are very conservative and have tried to shut down those types of establishments. So, the compromise is the covering of the nipples.
The ultra conservatives says that Naked lady bars contribute to crime. I think stupid people contribute to crime.

[Empress Palpatine]

Originally posted by Count Dookie@May 8 2003, 07:52 PM

The ultra conservatives says that Naked lady bars contribute to crime. I think stupid people contribute to crime.
either way, who is up for a life of crime???

[Trilogist]

*Right on cue, Trilogist walks into the Pub. Again.*

HEY YOU GUYS!!!

*Obviously inebriated. Again. Doesn't notice Tovor's presence in the back of the pub.*

I sense something, a presence I've not felt since ....

*walks out*

[BobPalpatine]

Originally posted by Empress Palpatine+May 8 2003, 08:24 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Empress Palpatine @ May 8 2003, 08:24 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-Count Dookie@May 8 2003, 07:52 PM

The ultra conservatives says that Naked lady bars contribute to crime. I think stupid people contribute to crime.
either way, who is up for a life of crime??? [/b][/quote]
style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/inlove.gif What a great answer....

Alright, I'm up for a beer. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Mann]

Toga Toga!