Justin And Javen's Advice Thread

[Justin]

We hate advice threads so we started one.

[Queen 'Onna]

lol This is getin crazy. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

[Whitesaber]

Yeah. "Justin and Javen's Advice Thread." That's reeeeaal original.

[Rogue_0009]

Hello, what do you guys think of my new post colour?

[Whitesaber]

Better than silver. Did Justin make you change it, Rogue?

Dear Justin,
What the Kessel were you thinking when you came up with the thread name?!?!

[Justin]

It's better than the one you had before, Rogue.

[Justin]

Originally posted by Whitesaber@Feb 16 2003, 08:10 PM
Yeah. "Justin and Javen's Advice Thread." That's reeeeaal original.
Check out the last page of "Dear Padme & Starra" to see our intense debate over the title. I had all the best ideas.

[Queen 'Onna]

Dear Javen,
You did not put to much brain power in thinking of a thread name did you?

[Javen]

Here are the Rules of this thread.

1. Don't ask stupid questions.

2. Refer to rule #1.

3. If you have to ask what a stupid question is then you didn't read rule #1.

4. If you are reading this then you are thinking of a stupid question.

5. Stupid is as a stupid asks.

6. Don't ask about rule #5, just go to rule #1.

7. Oh and if it is a stupid question we have the right to refuse an answer.

[Javen]

Ok Queenie that was close to a stupid question, but you see as smart as Justin and I are we don't need a sophisticated name for this thread.

[Queen 'Onna]

Good point

[Whitesaber]

I still can't stand the name of this thread.

[Javen]

I'm sorry White, but you will have to learn to love it cause it's here to stay.

[Mann]

You should have named it: J&J's thread for advice against Advice threads.

[Whitesaber]

Would you like to bet on that, Javen?

[Javen]

See that was a stupid question so I won't answer that.

[Justin]

Whitesaber, stupid comments are just as frowned upon as stupid questions!

[Whitesaber]

This is going to be a very interesting advice thread. The advice givers don't answer a thing! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

[Javen]

Originally posted by Rogue_0009@Feb 16 2003, 03:12 PM
Hello, what do you guys think of my new post colour?

I like that color Rouge, good choice.

[Javen]

Wrong White, we dont answer stupid questions. But we do answer things cause we already have.

[Brian]

WTF?

~OBG

[Whitesaber]

O-B-GATES, close this thread, please. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

Jk, guys. You know I think the Javen and Justin advice thread idea rocks like Kessel. There just has to be balance. People who think it's cool... people who think is sucks...

[Justin]

How am I supposed to answer that, OBG??

[Brian]

Originally posted by Justin@Feb 16 2003, 03:34 PM
How am I supposed to answer that, OBG??
You're the one with the advice thread. You tell me. By the way, "WTF?" is a question. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

~OBG

[Whisper]

Amazing...I could have sworn that a certain person involved in this thread was complaing that there were so many 'advice thread'. Amazing how hypocritical that certain person is. Amazing.

This is not a question...more of a point to ponder.

[Whitesaber]

Don't be surprised if Justin ignores you, Whisper. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

[Whisper]

I wouldn't be...he has that habit of doing that

[Javen]

Originally posted by O-B-GATES@Feb 16 2003, 03:29 PM
WTF?

~OBG
To answer this takes a specialty that only this thread can give.Its one that has not been asked among our peers.So that said OB here is the answer, WTF is a code to the famous saying We Train For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge

[Whitesaber]

Okay, new rules for this thread.

1) We won't ask stupid questions for fear that Justin and Javen won't answer

2) Justin and Javen won't say stupid answers for fear of us not asking questions

Okay? Okay. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

[Javen]

Rule # whatever you don't make the rules.If you read the answer to OB's question you will find the right hidden messgae that WTF really means.Do I have to explain everything to you White?

[Whitesaber]

I didn't say I didn't know what you meant, Jave. I just said it was a stupid answer. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

Down with the advice thread! Down!!

[Javen]

Dear Javen

Is Whitesaber Obi Wan in disguise?

Well Javen, a good name by the way...Yes there seems to be a resembelance to him in alot of ways.

[Whitesaber]

Oooooooo... now that was insulting. I don't want to be Padme's brother! I want to be her boyfriend!

[Whitesaber]

At least I don't have that annoying blue glow to my posts.

[Mann]

get ready, whitesaber vs. the JJ team in Galactic Senate Advice smackdown.

[Whitesaber]

Come on, JJs! You think you can take me! *Whitesaber hits his chest* I'll take you right here! Right no *cough cough cough*

[Mann]

there's two of them, and one of you. ummmmmmm

[Javen]

no capital and only should be 3 m's.

[Whitesaber]

LOL, Javen!

[Mann]

unless you draw it out. Like hmmmmmmmmmmm can be the same if i'm drawing it out.

[Justin]

By the way, "WTF?" is a question.

I know. And I know what the question is. So how am I supposed to answer it??

And Whisper, you're right, I hate advice threads. If it were up to me I would destroy them all. So I made my own (with Javen of course, because he hates them too).

If you don't like it, you can suck my potato!

[Mann]

you said it, not me....

[Whisper]

Suck...a potato? Surely you jest....that's the lamest comeback to an accusatory statement I've heard since...First Grade...no, scratch that...Kindergarten.

[Mann]

no, the worst comeback is "I'm rubber and you're glue"

[Whisper]

I said lamest, not worst

[Javen]

Yeah but the funny thing is you all are not far from 1st grade...no scratch that kndergarten.

[Whisper]

Obviously including yourself Javen, huh?

[Javen]

bump

[Tovor]

grind

[Whisper]

Coffee beans? I'll take a cup of java right now!

[Javen]

Man come on now, I have done nothing to you all.You come in and wreck this thread with this stuff,I would never do such a thing to any of your threads.

[Tovor]

Sorry bro.
Serious question. The last TV game I had was Sega and the only games I had were Sonic 1, 2, and 3, which I enjoyed. But it doesn't work anymore (hasn't even been used in several years.) I have been considering buying a new game system but I don't know what's good and what is worthy. Gamecube and Playstation both have an impressive library of game choices but I haven't studied the selections and if I do buy either game system I want to get the one with the best graphics and play features, and the best selection of game cartridges to choose from. What do either of you two reluctant answer dudes suggest?

[Javen]

Tovor, I suggest X-Box it has better graphics,online gaming and play.It also has the most Star Wars games coming out for it to.

I have both X-Box and PS2, but X-Box is better over all.

[Whisper]

Ooo...I know the answer to this one...Nintendo Entertainment System!!!

...WHattaya mean get with the times?! I hate the NY Times!

[Tovor]

Which one has The Clone Wars? That's the game I wish I had.

[Whisper]

I have no clue....

[Javen]

PS2 has that one.

[nerfer]

So does the Nintendo Gamecube!!!!!! Tovor the answer really depends on what type of games you play and how long you spend playing them.

If you like to sit down and get completely immersed in a game then for your money's worth get a gamecube. Games like SuperMario Sunshine and the upcoming The Legend of Zelda, The Wind Waker are so detailed and will keep you entertained for hours and hours.

If your not into rpg's but more into shoot em ups and stuff I'd go for a PS2. You can play PS1 games on it also, and a lot of them are still fun to play and of course pretty cheap now. Also PS2 has a the platinum line series where you can get decent games like Devil May Cry for only $20. You can also of course play your music c.d's and dvd's on the PS2. Plus the controller as with the Gamecubes is smaller with less buttons to worry about and doesn't feel like your holding a brick as with the X-Box, which is only selling well in Europe.

Although the Gamecube has shoot em ups too. Metroid Prime is an awesome game! And of course you have Rogue Leader for the Gamecube which is every bit as good as Rogue Squadron, you'll believe your in the MOVIE! taking part in the battle of endor, the space battles are unbelievable. Gamecubes are only $149 at the moment too.

If your looking for value for money I'd go for the PS2 or Gamecube.

[Padme]

I can't believe there is another advice thread.

[Tovor]

It's like that classic series Star Trek episode The Trouble With Tribbles, when the cute fuzzy purring tribbles kept multiplying and no one could stop them.

[Padme]

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[Tovor]

I'm not into sports games or car racing games or Street Fighter-like games. I love sci-fi battle games, Sonic the Hedgehog and Super Mario type games. I'm going to mull over what you guys said, Javen and Nerfer, about the games. Thanks!

[Justin]

I don't have a gaming system, in fact I haven't played any video games in a long time. But I've read and heard that the XBOX is a better system.

[nerfer]

Could be true but that isn't reflected in its sales. Graphics wise it does surpass the other two systems, but for playability the PS2 and Gamecube are far better.

[Obidobi]

Oh no. I'm away for a couple of weeks, and when I return....what do I see........another advice thread?.

and no stupid questions?? whyyyyyy?
I want to ask stupid questions.....pleasepleasepleaseplease.........

[Justin]

OK, new rule: only Obidobi can ask stupid questions!

[Obidobi]

OK, new rule: only Obidobi can ask stupid questions!

Thanksthanksthanks. Justin u saved my life. I wonder why?

[Javen]

Originally posted by Tovor@Feb 16 2003, 10:35 PM
It's like that classic series Star Trek episode The Trouble With Tribbles, when the cute fuzzy purring tribbles kept multiplying and no one could stop them.
Or it could be like Gremlins a little water creates other ones only they are evil.

[Brian]

Hey guys,

How do I get to be one with the force? Oh, and Justin, you didn't answer my very first question. WTF?

~OBG

[Darth Vegas]

What did Jedi use as swords before lightsabers and regular swords?

[Javen]

Wow that wasn't a stupid question at all.But I will make an exception cause you will probably ban me if I don't answer it.

Well lets see...how does one get to be one with the force.

Well you know Duct tape is useful and since the force is in the trees, the rocks etc...duct tape also has the force and if you ask your wife to help you wrap yourself in duct tape it will bind you to the force and you will become one with it.

[Javen]

Originally posted by Agent Bond A.K.A. TK-007@Feb 17 2003, 11:04 AM
What did Jedi use as swords before lightsabers and regular swords?
Thats simple they use to just act it out kinda like an air band, they were Mimes.Then they started getting too serious and looking up these crytals and stuff just got way out of hand...or in thier hand whichever.

[Justin]

I think I know where Agent Bond was going with that question. Sicko.

[Mann]

Before real swords? wouldn't that mean they were as low as technology could get?

[Obidobi]

Did they use lightwilly's?

[Mann]

^you horny...

[Darth Vegas]

Originally posted by Justin@Feb 17 2003, 02:07 PM
I think I know where Agent Bond was going with that question. Sicko.
Actually I was thinking they used wooden sticks, no really. You perve.

[Justin]

lol

[Whitesaber]

Wasn't there a rule about no stupidity in this thread? Oh, wait, that's a stupid question, isn't it?

[Brian]

Originally posted by Mann@Feb 17 2003, 11:06 PM
Before real swords? wouldn't that mean they were as low as technology could get?
Yeah, like clubs or sticks. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

~OBG

[Obidobi]

Originally posted by Whitesaber@Feb 18 2003, 07:15 PM
Wasn't there a rule about no stupidity in this thread? Oh, wait, that's a stupid question, isn't it?
Didn't u read the new rule?
Only *Obidobi can ask stupid questions... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif
(Thats him on the pic...)

[Tovor]

Good Gawd, he's piloting a sea vessel with his eyes closed. He's a maritime menace! I'm glad I'm not aboard a small boat in Norwegian waters right now. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Obidobi]

Don't u see Tovey.
I'm so good in my job that I can do it with my eyes shut. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

Dear JavenJustin.
Why did the garden snake suddenly smoke?

[Javen]

Originally posted by Obidobi@Feb 19 2003, 07:07 PM
Don't u see Tovey.
I'm so good in my job that I can do it with my eyes shut. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

Dear JavenJustin.
Why did the garden snake suddenly smoke?
Because it was suddenly done with the hole it was in and out of.

[Obidobi]

Oh yeah?
But why did the fast window went on a reason outside black country?

[Javen]

It was a fast food window.

[Lara]

Because it was suddenly done with the hole it was in and out of.


Bad, Bad Javen style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sly.gif I think you've been around Tov too much style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Obidobi]

No.... that goes overhead not duck....if you ask me..... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Tovor]

Hmmm...me thinks yousa talk like combo Jar Jar and Yoda. Makes sense confused me. Like talks pig latin or styled by self code messages talking.

[Tovor]

Don't u see Tovey.
I'm so good in my job that I can do it with my eyes shut.
Are you really that good, or are the other ship's helmsmen that much better at avoiding you? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Obidobi]

Originally posted by Tovor@Feb 20 2003, 05:24 AM
Don't u see Tovey.
I'm so good in my job that I can do it with my eyes shut.
Are you really that good, or are the other ship's helmsmen that much better at avoiding you? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif
you choose...... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif

[Justin]

Dear Javen-

Why is my font white? I never changed the color, they're just white all of a sudden. What's happening??

[Javen]

Originally posted by Justin@Feb 20 2003, 02:05 PM
Dear Javen-

Why is my font white? I never changed the color, they're just white all of a sudden. What's happening??
Because its an attack by Barry White and he is making you color blind.

[Justin]

Suddenly my font isn't white. What the hell is going on here??

[Obidobi]

Originally posted by Justin@Feb 21 2003, 04:23 AM
Suddenly my font isn't white. What the hell is going on here??
It's not my answer thread, but I'm gonna answer you anyway.
The board is getting upgraded and fixed as we speak.....all the time.....That is why hell is going on sometimes.....Thought you knew Justin..... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Tovor]

Dear Jastin and Juven:
Okay, so you two guys answer all unless it is stupid? Well, what is stupid? Is stupid is as stupid does? And what the hell does that mean, anyway? Yeah, what is the meaning of "stupid is as stupid does"?

[Justin]

I think "Stupid is as Stupid does" means that you're only as stupid as you act. Does that make sense?

Tovor, didn't you read the rules at the beginning of the thread?? No?? For shame!!

[Darth Vegas]

What should I do for my B-Day?

[Justin]

Land troops on the beaches of Normandy. Oh wait, you said B-day, ha ha!

I have a snappy mean answer to this, but I will refrain.

[Darth Vegas]

Hey you should make a rule for no stupid answers.

[Justin]

It wasn't a stupid answer, it's kind of smart. Silly, maybe lame, but not stupid.

[Darth Vegas]

In that case, you should make a rule, for ahh nevermind.

[Justin]

Talk to Javen, he made the rules.

[Darth Vegas]

Originally posted by Justin@Feb 21 2003, 12:14 PM
It wasn't a stupid answer, it's kind of smart. Silly, maybe lame, but not stupid.
From a certain point of view.....

[Javen]

Originally posted by Tovor@Feb 21 2003, 01:45 PM
Dear Jastin and Juven:
Okay, so you two guys answer all unless it is stupid? Well, what is stupid? Is stupid is as stupid does? And what the hell does that mean, anyway? Yeah, what is the meaning of "stupid is as stupid does"?
Tovor my name isn't Juven. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

Also the rule doesn't say Stupid is as stupid does, the rule you refer to is #5 it says Stupid is as stupid asks

[Tovor]

Heh heh, "Jastin and Juven" was a result of your two names getting mixed together.

[Blizzard]

Dear J & J,

How did you both get to be such hotties!! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/inlove.gif

[Darth Vegas]

Originally posted by Blizzard@Feb 21 2003, 02:59 PM
Dear J & J,

How did you both get to be such hotties!! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/inlove.gif
Havn't you heard? They had plastic surgery to look like me!!! Duh.

*Note, it didn't seem to have much of an effect on either of them style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Justin]

Well Blizz, I was born with good genes and grew from there. I can't speak for Javen, because I don't think he's really a hottie. But then again, I'm male.

[Javen]

Originally posted by Blizzard@Feb 21 2003, 05:59 PM
Dear J & J,

How did you both get to be such hotties!! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/inlove.gif
Blizz that is a great question!

I can't speak for Justin, but I became one as soon as a nurse slapped me on the butt. I mean most people pass out cigars when they are born, but when I was born they passed out because of my hotness.

[Justin]

I think that was gas, Javen.

[Darth Vegas]

Indeed Justin, they couldn't take the "heat".

:roll:

[Javen]

Hey I understand your jealousy it's ok. I can't help your plastic surgery didn't help you Agent Bond.

The only gas that you may be speaking of Justin is the laughing gas that didn't work on that little joke you just said. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Justin]

It's true. I'm not funny. :tears:

[Justin]

Dear Javen,

How come Moses supposes his toeses is roses?

[Whitesaber]

Why is this thread still going? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

[Javen]

Originally posted by Justin@Feb 24 2003, 02:43 PM
Dear Javen,

How come Moses supposes his toeses is roses?
He only wore sandles, so obviously his toes bumped so many rocks they became red, so his wife dipped them in perfume. While his wife did that, he sang a song Toesies are red, from rock violence is blue.

[Javen]

Originally posted by Whitesaber@Feb 24 2003, 05:01 PM
Why is this thread still going? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif
Cause it can.

[Justin]

Well Javen, it appears that our protest didn't have the desired effect.

[Blizzard]

Nope, now you have to keep giving advice... forever!!! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Justin]

Well we can't if no one asks any questions, lol.

[Padme]

Justin, How is your relationship going with Tovor? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Padme]

Are you trying to avoid the question? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Justin]

I think it may be over. He knows about us, Padme.

[Padme]

What about us??

[Justin]

Sorry, I forgot that you wanted to keep a low profile...

[Padme]

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[nerfer]

<span style='color:c1007e'><span style='font-family:comic sans ms'>

But what about Fab!??!! I thought you were sposed to marrying him!!!

Decision time Padme who's your man Fab or J?? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif </span></span>

[Darth Vegas]

Hey Justin, Javen, what did I do on my B-day, besides get drunk?

[nerfer]

I'm thinking stuff you'd get banned for talking bout! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

[Justin]

Originally posted by Agent Bond A.K.A. TK-007@Feb 25 2003, 07:15 AM
Hey Justin, Javen, what did I do on my B-day, besides get drunk?
Did you have your first homoerotic experience?

[Mann]

Padme, I feel betrayed

[nerfer]

Mann you too?? Just how many men have become embroiled in the tangled web of the lovely Padme?

[Justin]

Well I think it was just me originally, then I found out she was underage and I stopped flirting with her. Then it was Whitesaber and Mann, and most recently Darth Fabulous.

[Mann]

Justin aka Roman Polanski

[Javen]

Originally posted by Justin@Feb 24 2003, 10:52 PM
Well Javen, it appears that our protest didn't have the desired effect.
Justin you just don't know how much our thread helped the other ones die. We added water to the fire and they are all dieing slowly.Our mission is complete. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/cool.gif

[nerfer]

Ahhhh I see. Although I don't think Justin went quite as far as Roman!

[Whitesaber]

Click here, Justin and Javen. (http://www.galacticsenate.com/index.php?act=ST&f=19&t=3609&st=60) I've made a new song about you guys in my Pub.

[Javen]

Originally posted by Whitesaber@Feb 26 2003, 12:55 PM
Click here, Justin and Javen. (http://www.galacticsenate.com/index.php?act=ST&f=19&t=3609&st=60) I've made a new song about you guys in my Pub.
Cool, cause I made one about you there to.

[Whitesaber]

You got soul, brotha. Or talent. GA! I've been hanging around that Rap thread in the Polls section too long!

[Justin]

Originally posted by Javen+Feb 26 2003, 02:29 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Javen @ Feb 26 2003, 02:29 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-Justin@Feb 24 2003, 10:52 PM
Well Javen, it appears that our protest didn't have the desired effect.
Justin you just don't know how much our thread helped the other ones die. We added water to the fire and they are all dieing slowly.Our mission is complete. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/cool.gif [/b][/quote]
I think you may be right. And the fact that Darth Fabulous and Padme are openly fornicating in the two most popular advice threads probably has something to do with it.

[Javen]

Originally posted by Agent Bond A.K.A. TK-007@Feb 25 2003, 02:15 AM
Hey Justin, Javen, what did I do on my B-day, besides get drunk?
You ran around naked with2 women.

[Justin]

No, it was two men. I saw it, I live acroos the street from him.

[Padme]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[Siamese Sith]

Who's looking forward to the Siamese Sith in association with Krogenar murder mystery thread?

[Javen]

Originally posted by Siamese Sith@Feb 26 2003, 09:44 PM
Who's looking forward to the Siamese Sith in association with Krogenar murder mystery thread?
I can't tell you that, it must remain a mystery. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/eh.gif

[Darth Fabulous]

Javen, why is Justin pretending to be Aquaman?

[Aquaman]

Excuse me, Justin? Would you mind defending me over in the Datrh Fabulous, Insightful + Krogenar Advice column? I mean, what do I keep you on retainer for anyway? I asked them for advice on how to upgrade my image, and Fabulous is ripping me to shreds!

[Javen]

Originally posted by Darth Fabulous@Feb 26 2003, 10:29 PM
Javen, why is Justin pretending to be Aquaman?
You know it doesn't seem to me like he is pretending, he really thinks he is Aquaman.

[Darth Vegas]

I sense a poll coming.........Aquaman vs. Superman!!!

[Blizzard]

Originally posted by Siamese Sith@Feb 26 2003, 08:44 PM
Who's looking forward to the Siamese Sith in association with Krogenar murder mystery thread?
I am!

Justin isn't Aquaman... but I know who is!!! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[kopernikuz]

I know too, but I'm not talking. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

[Siamese Sith]

Originally posted by Blizzard+Feb 27 2003, 12:51 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Blizzard @ Feb 27 2003, 12:51 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-Siamese Sith@Feb 26 2003, 08:44 PM
Who's looking forward to the Siamese Sith in association with Krogenar murder mystery thread?
I am!

Justin isn't Aquaman... but I know who is!!! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif [/b][/quote]
It's not me!

[Aquaman]

Originally posted by Javen+Feb 27 2003, 12:27 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Javen @ Feb 27 2003, 12:27 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-Darth Fabulous@Feb 26 2003, 10:29 PM
Javen, why is Justin pretending to be Aquaman?
You know it doesn't seem to me like he is pretending, he really thinks he is Aquaman. [/b][/quote]
[Aquaman looks at the entire Galactic Senate with a deadly serious, Michael-Keaton-like stare.]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/eh.gif "..... I'm Aquaman."

[Aquaman]

Originally posted by Blizzard@Feb 27 2003, 12:51 PM
Justin isn't Aquaman... but I know who is!!! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif
Justin is my super-powered lawyer.

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/eh.gif ".... He's my lawyer."

[Black Manta]

Look at you Aquaman. Always the show off... trying to tie up as many threads as you can with your "Pro-Aquaman" propaganda? When will it end, Aquaman? Stop the opression!

[Krogenar]

Black Manta! The blackest brother in the 7 sea's, cracker seaman Aquaman is trying to bust up your hood! Gendrification my man!

[Aquaman]

Originally posted by Black Manta@Feb 27 2003, 01:51 PM
Look at you Aquaman. Always the show off... trying to tie up as many threads as you can with your "Pro-Aquaman" propaganda? When will it end, Aquaman? Stop the opression!
Go back to the dark, watery pit you came from Black Manta! While the humans of this strange senate mock me, still, I will defend them from your evil.

[Summons a hoard of baby sea turtles to his defense.]

[5,000 miles away, on a sandy beach, thousands of baby sea turtles emerge from the sand, and begin the long struggle to the sea ... and Aquaman's mental summons. Several thousand are eaten by seagulls, others are eaten by stray cats, wild dogs and other predators. Finally, fifteen of them make it to the surf, and begin flapping their tiny flippers madly.]

Aquaman: "Just... hang on a minute... they'll be here."

[Aquaman]

Originally posted by Krogenar@Feb 27 2003, 02:00 PM
Black Manta! The blackest brother in the 7 sea's, cracker seaman Aquaman is trying to bust up your hood! Gendrification my man!
Quickly Krogenar! Help me tie Black Manta up in this strand of giant seaweed! I know ... we've ... (hacking cough) [splashes himself with water]had our difference in the past, but we need to join forces! And leave the racial stereotyping behind, that has no place here!

[Black Manta]

I'm not falling for the seaweed handcuff trick again, Aquaman. Those days are over. I'm into far more technologically advanced countermeasures these days. Remember that tape recorder that I had that could steal your super powers and transfer them to my water beast?

Well, move over tape recorder! My world domination plans have gone digital these days! And I'll be damned if I'm gonna waste my time giving my water beast your powers this time! I don't know why I didn't try to use Superman or even Wonder Woman the last time. I guess it was because you were the only one I could overpower. But hindsight being twenty-twenty... I guess trying to kidnap you to steal your powers was like robbing a bank at gunpoint for a roll of pennies.

You're dealing with a new and more seasoned Black Manta, now Aquaman.

[Krogenar]

Oh the madness!! Can't we all just get along?

[Aquaman]

Originally posted by Black Manta@Feb 27 2003, 02:14 PM
I'm not falling for the seaweed handcuff trick again, Aquaman. Those days are over. I'm into far more technologically advanced countermeasures these days. Remember that tape recorder that I had that could steal your super powers and transfer them to my water beast?

Well, move over tape recorder! My world domination plans have gone digital these days! And I'll be damned if I'm gonna waste my time giving my water beast your powers this time! I don't know why I didn't try to use Superman or even Wonder Woman the last time. I guess it was because you were the only one I could overpower. But hindsight being twenty-twenty... I guess trying to kidnap you to steal your powers was like robbing a bank at gunpoint for a roll of pennies.

You're dealing with a new and more seasoned Black Manta, now Aquaman.
I really think we should be talking through our lawyers.

[Siamese Sith]

Who are you Aquaman??

[Blizzard]

Hey, Underwater Boys, as long as you stay in this thread with your aliases, that's ok, but try not to go posting around the boards, having more than one name and deceiving people is a no-no. Sorry to be a party pooper.

[Krogenar]

Originally posted by Blizzard@Feb 27 2003, 03:34 PM
Hey, Underwater Boys, as long as you stay in this thread with your aliases, that's ok, but try not to go posting around the boards, having more than one name and deceiving people is a no-no. Sorry to be a party pooper.
I agree.

Just the other day, Aquaman asked me to forward some checks to my address for him. He said he was moving, or some nonsense, and just needed someplace to send his mail. Then he asked me for my social security number!

He's a liar, a cheat and fink - that underwater pansy!

[FerrisWiel]

Originally posted by Blizzard@Feb 27 2003, 02:34 PM
Hey, Underwater Boys, as long as you stay in this thread with your aliases, that's ok, but try not to go posting around the boards, having more than one name and deceiving people is a no-no. Sorry to be a party pooper.
Look, we'll just need one more thread. I plan on starting the BEST TRIUL IN THE UNIVURS EVER OF THE MILINIUM! very shortly!

--FW

[Black Manta]

Is that true, Krogenar? Isn't that just like him.

Here, talk to my lawyer... perhaps there's a class-action somewhere in all this.

[Siamese Sith]

Originally posted by Krogenar+Feb 27 2003, 02:37 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Krogenar @ Feb 27 2003, 02:37 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-Blizzard@Feb 27 2003, 03:34 PM
Hey, Underwater Boys, as long as you stay in this thread with your aliases, that's ok, but try not to go posting around the boards, having more than one name and deceiving people is a no-no. Sorry to be a party pooper.
I agree.

Just the other day, Aquaman asked me to forward some checks to my address for him. He said he was moving, or some nonsense, and just needed someplace to send his mail. Then he asked me for my social security number!

He's a liar, a cheat and fink - that underwater pansy! [/b][/quote]
Yeah! Friggin Aquadork is asking to participate in my murder mystery thread which is still being worked on! Hey Aquaman SCREW YOU! If I catch ya in my thread one more time you'll be sleeping with the fish!

[FerrisWiel]

The kinky ******* already does.

--FW

[Blizzard]

Poor, poor little Mermaids... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unhappy.gif

[Mystery Man]

I have been sent by the powers above to eradicate this Aquaman.He pollutes the waters, wears an ugly outfit and has seawater breath. If he only knew that he cannot escape at all.Not even Justin, with his unjustiness can save him.


You all have been a great audience...Fade

[Aquaman]

Originally posted by Blizzard@Feb 27 2003, 03:04 PM
Poor, poor little Mermaids... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unhappy.gif
This is nonsense.

I'll have you all know that I'm quite the ladies man. When I wish to woo a woman, I can easily transport her through whole nebulas of deep water delight. Luckily, mermaids don't have legs, cuz they'd have trouble walking. My passion is like the mighty ocean, surging again and again against the delicately curving coastline - inexorable, unstoppable, unceasing!

And I love fish. I can't get enough fish.

[FerrisWiel]

Originally posted by Aquaman+Feb 27 2003, 03:43 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Aquaman @ Feb 27 2003, 03:43 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-Blizzard@Feb 27 2003, 03:04 PM
Poor, poor little Mermaids... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unhappy.gif
This is nonsense.

I'll have you all know that I'm quite the ladies man. When I wish to woo a woman, I can easily transport her through whole nebulas of deep water delight. Luckily, mermaids don't have legs, cuz they'd have trouble walking. My passion is like the mighty ocean, surging again and again against the delicately curving coastline - inexorable, unstoppable, unceasing!

And I love fish. I can't get enough fish. [/b][/quote]
You disgust me. I'm gonna enjoy when you go down!

--FW

[Aquaman]

Originally posted by FerrisWiel+Feb 27 2003, 03:45 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(FerrisWiel @ Feb 27 2003, 03:45 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> Originally posted by Aquaman@Feb 27 2003, 03:43 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Blizzard@Feb 27 2003, 03:04 PM
Poor, poor little Mermaids... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unhappy.gif
This is nonsense.

I'll have you all know that I'm quite the ladies man. When I wish to woo a woman, I can easily transport her through whole nebulas of deep water delight. Luckily, mermaids don't have legs, cuz they'd have trouble walking. My passion is like the mighty ocean, surging again and again against the delicately curving coastline - inexorable, unstoppable, unceasing!

And I love fish. I can't get enough fish.
You disgust me. I'm gonna enjoy when you go down!

--FW [/b][/quote]
style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blush.gif

[FerrisWiel]

That's not what I meant, sicko!

--FW

[Mystery Man]

Originally posted by Aquaman+Feb 27 2003, 03:43 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Aquaman @ Feb 27 2003, 03:43 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-Blizzard@Feb 27 2003, 03:04 PM
Poor, poor little Mermaids... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unhappy.gif
This is nonsense.

I'll have you all know that I'm quite the ladies man. When I wish to woo a woman, I can easily transport her through whole nebulas of deep water delight. Luckily, mermaids don't have legs, cuz they'd have trouble walking. My passion is like the mighty ocean, surging again and again against the delicately curving coastline - inexorable, unstoppable, unceasing!

And I love fish. I can't get enough fish. [/b][/quote]
How can you impress the ladies, I mean you blow bubbles for a living.

[FerrisWiel]

Originally posted by Mystery Man+Feb 27 2003, 03:52 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Mystery Man @ Feb 27 2003, 03:52 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> Originally posted by Aquaman@Feb 27 2003, 03:43 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Blizzard@Feb 27 2003, 03:04 PM
Poor, poor little Mermaids... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unhappy.gif
This is nonsense.

I'll have you all know that I'm quite the ladies man. When I wish to woo a woman, I can easily transport her through whole nebulas of deep water delight. Luckily, mermaids don't have legs, cuz they'd have trouble walking. My passion is like the mighty ocean, surging again and again against the delicately curving coastline - inexorable, unstoppable, unceasing!

And I love fish. I can't get enough fish.
How can you impress the ladies, I mean you blow bubbles for a living. [/b][/quote]
He blows, alright.

Aquaman, lover of seamen.

--FW

[Javen]

WTF? happen to this thread, it's like the cartoon network just dropped by.

[Padme]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[Siamese Sith]

Originally posted by FerrisWiel@Feb 27 2003, 03:55 PM

He blows, alright.

Aquaman, lover of seamen.

--FW
slurp slurp glug glug

[Justin]

I see you like it as well, Siamese?

[nerfer]

OH GOD NO!!!!! Please Aquaman tell me you didn't do Flounder from the little Mermaid!

It was you wasn't it, whispering sweet promises, telling him you help him make it big in movies and where is he now???

[Blizzard]

Originally posted by Siamese Sith+Feb 27 2003, 05:44 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Siamese Sith @ Feb 27 2003, 05:44 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-FerrisWiel@Feb 27 2003, 03:55 PM

He blows, alright.

Aquaman, lover of seamen.

--FW
slurp slurp glug glug [/b][/quote]
LMFAO!!! :roll:

[Obidobi]

Dear JastinJuven!

WTF is LMFAO? ???

[Whitesaber]

I don't think that can be posted in non-acronym from. Can it, Justin? You are a mod, after all.

[Tovor]

Obidooby:
WTF is LMFAO
Laughing my eff'n ass off.

[Obidobi]

Laughing my eff'n ass off.
oh..... :0

[Javen]

Originally posted by Obidobi@Feb 27 2003, 07:47 PM
Dear JastinJuven!

WTF is LMFAO? ???
Don't let them fool you Obidobi, it really means.


Little Mutant Funny Animals Ordinance

[Krogenar]

Originally posted by Javen+Feb 28 2003, 10:59 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Javen @ Feb 28 2003, 10:59 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-Obidobi@Feb 27 2003, 07:47 PM
Dear JastinJuven!

WTF is LMFAO? ???
Don't let them fool you Obidobi, it really means.


Little Mutant Funny Animals Ordinance [/b][/quote]
No yer crazy!

LMFAO means...

Lilliputian Mandingos of Fine Asian Origin

[FerrisWiel]

Originally posted by Krogenar+Feb 28 2003, 10:29 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Krogenar @ Feb 28 2003, 10:29 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'> Originally posted by Javen@Feb 28 2003, 10:59 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-Obidobi@Feb 27 2003, 07:47 PM
Dear JastinJuven!

WTF is LMFAO? ???
Don't let them fool you Obidobi, it really means.


Little Mutant Funny Animals Ordinance
No yer crazy!

LMFAO means...

Lilliputian Mandingos of Fine Asian Origin [/b][/quote]
I always thought it meant:

Looking Massive Feeling All Outraged
(particularly in reference to HULK SMASH!)

--FW

[kopernikuz]

LMFAO

Let Me Feed an Orangutan
Leave My Feet Alone, Oaf
Leonard Maltin Fakes Academy Ovations
Let My Feeble Attempts Overcome!
Lacerate My Face and Organs
Little Men Feel Adequate Occassionally
Love My FanFic Already... um... Orca
Lack My Friendship and... er... um... i don't know... ovulate?

Alright, I'll stop... quit throwing things!

[FerrisWiel]

Lactating Midget-Flingers Anticipating Ovation

--FW

[Javen]

Local Men Finding Alchohol Online.

[Justin]

It'd be pretty funny if that was what LMFAO really meant.

[Obidobi]

Originally posted by Javen+Feb 28 2003, 03:59 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Javen @ Feb 28 2003, 03:59 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-Obidobi@Feb 27 2003, 07:47 PM
Dear JastinJuven!

WTF is LMFAO? ???
Don't let them fool you Obidobi, it really means.


Little Mutant Funny Animals Ordinance [/b][/quote]
Oh......
I thought it was:
Let Me Fake An Orgasm.....

Since there was a female who said it..........

[Lara]

Obidob, I thought it was:
Let Me Fake An Orgasm.....


Why doesn't that suprise me style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sly.gif

[Obidobi]

Originally posted by Darth Lara@Mar 1 2003, 03:20 AM
Obidob, I thought it was:
Let Me Fake An Orgasm.....


Why doesn't that suprise me style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sly.gif
Hmmmm....

I don't know Lara....... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/hehe.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/satisfied.gif

[Lara]

Ferris and Siamese,

He blows, alright.

Aquaman, lover of seamen.

--FW

slurp slurp glug glug

ROTFLMAO!!! naughty boys style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sly.gif

Obidobi, you live up to your name style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sly.gif

[Obidobi]

JuvenJastin....
WTF does ROTFLMAO mean....... ???

[Lara]

Rolling on the floor laughing my a$$ off

[Obidobi]

Originally posted by Darth Lara@Mar 1 2003, 03:39 AM
Rolling on the floor laughing my a$$ off
....Are you sure.......style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sly.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Javen]

Originally posted by Obidobi@Feb 28 2003, 09:36 PM
JuvenJastin....
WTF does ROTFLMAO mean....... ???
Rolling On The Floor Leaving Me Another Orgasim

[Tovor]

ROTFLMAO
That is a Micheal Jackson abbreviation. It's Rolling On The Floor Licking Melvin And Oliver.

[Justin]

That's awful, Tovor. You should be ashamed of yourself.

And how come there's no part 2 of the "Answer Joint"? I want to ask you a few questions.

[Tovor]

I should be ashamed making a Micheal Jackson joke? The only difference between me doing it and every professional comedian in America doing it, is they get paid doing it. Aside from that, if it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, sounds like a duck, and acts like a duck, it's either a duck or a very sick monkey.


I need a break from the answer place. I need time to regurgitate my energy and output. I'm feeling terminally dull and unproductive.

[Justin]

I was kidding about the Michael Jackson thing.

[Javen]

Originally posted by Justin@Feb 28 2003, 10:40 PM
I was kidding about the Michael Jackson thing.
Don't lie you Michael Jackson wanna be!

[Tovor]

I was kidding about the Michael Jackson thing.
That's good to know. I became concerned that you may have been one of his bunk mates when you were a child. Love can lead even victims to stick up for their idols. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[Blizzard]

Originally posted by Javen+Feb 28 2003, 08:46 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Javen @ Feb 28 2003, 08:46 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-Obidobi@Feb 28 2003, 09:36 PM
JuvenJastin....
WTF does ROTFLMAO mean....... ???
Rolling On The Floor Leaving Me Another Orgasim [/b][/quote]
OMG!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Siamese Sith]

ROTFLMAO: Regurgitating On The French Ladies Masterbating Along w/ Others.....

[Javen]

What is this the acronym thread now? Javen begins to think hmmm.

Ok SS that was worst than mine I think style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/eh.gif Good Job!

[Siamese Sith]

SCORE!
How awesome am I at SOCOM style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif
I had never been on the level before, I was always good at follow the Javen!

[Javen]

Yeah, your follow the Javen was rocked!!

Now next time follow Javen and shoot the bad guys style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Krogenar]

Hah! That was my advice. SS was pointing his gun at the clear blue sky! I said, "Just follow Javen. If someone shoots at him, duck." style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

[Javen]

Duck huh? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mad.gif

[Siamese Sith]

Hey at least I lived! And if I knew where the hell I was going I might've actually killed someone! I was distracted by the lush greenery.....had to take some pictures.

[tunafishman]

I'm so confused. It's been a long time since I've been here.

What happened to Obi-wan and the Dr. Smarty Pants question thread?

[Justin]

We bludgeoned it to death.

[Justin]

Dear Javen,

This morning I woke up in a bucket of ice and my kidney was missing! What can I do!!

Love,
Justin

[Javen]

Originally posted by Justin@Mar 10 2003, 10:12 PM
Dear Javen,

This morning I woke up in a bucket of ice and my kidney was missing! What can I do!!

Love,
Justin
Well whatever you do, do not goto Duke University to find another one.

[Whitesaber]

I was going to break out a programming joke about Javen's misspelling of the words "go" and "to" into "goto", but I doubt anyone here's used QBASIC.

Justin, have you been to Mexico lately? If you have, you probably got seduced by a dancer, and when you were asleep, she got confused and tried to sell you in the black market instead of your kidney. Just a thought...

[Javen]

Whitsaber, it wasn't a misspelling.I just happened to not hit the space bar in between.And besides, who really cares??

[Javen]

Justin or Javen

When is this thread going get closed?

[Queen 'Onna]

You should be able to answer that question.
What time is it in Rome?

[Javen]

It is free time in Rome. They all have one hour to do as they please then it's back to unfree time.

[Queen 'Onna]

Wow.You are smart.How did you get so smart?

[Javen]

Well, I don't wanna brag, but I was born smart.It just runs in my DNA.

[Queen 'Onna]

Am I smart?

[Javen]

Onna you're one of the smartest people I know.

[Queen 'Onna]

You are a good suck-up.

[nerfer]

Javen have you decided how you will kill your nemesis on these boards yet?

[Justin]

Who is his nemesis? Can you guess mine?

[nerfer]

Well I think things were getting heated between him and Das Funked, I'm not too sure bout you, do you have beef with Das Funked too?

[Blizzard]

CJ, what's up with you and Funky?

[Tovor]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/music.gif Get that funky music white boy! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/music.gif

[Lara]

LOL! it's play that funky music white boy.

[Javen]

Originally posted by nerfer@Mar 15 2003, 10:42 PM


Javen have you decided how you will kill your nemesis on these boards yet?
I will kill my nemisis with kindness...maybe.

[Darth Vegas]

Originally posted by Justin@Mar 15 2003, 07:47 PM
Who is his nemesis? Can you guess mine?
You wouldn't be talking about me now would ya' Justin?! Hey, buddy? :sigh:

[Darth Vegas]

Originally posted by Javen+Mar 16 2003, 06:44 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Javen @ Mar 16 2003, 06:44 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-nerfer@Mar 15 2003, 10:42 PM


Javen have you decided how you will kill your nemesis on these boards yet?
I will kill my nemisis with kindness...maybe. [/b][/quote]
Try offering him a hug. That could scare him off. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Javen]

Originally posted by Blizzard@Mar 16 2003, 03:02 AM
CJ, what's up with you and Funky?
Just a bunch of stupid stuff.

[Darth Vegas]

Originally posted by Queen 'Onna@Mar 15 2003, 06:57 PM
You should be able to answer that question.
What time is it in Rome?
Hey this is an advice thread, not a Q and A thread, like "Ask Dr. Smartypants and Mr. Know-it-all" (please do).

[Queen 'Onna]

Get over it.

[Darth Vegas]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/eh.gif

[Queen 'Onna]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif :roll:

[Javen]

Originally posted by Queen 'Onna@Mar 16 2003, 09:54 PM
Get over it.
Yeah what she said style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Blizzard]

I was looking for somewhere safe to hang out today, can I sit here a while?

[Javen]

Yes Blizz, you can sit in here and it's safe.Our thread is usually forgotten about so noone will even bother you.

[Blizzard]

Oh good. Because I think everyone is mad at me for messin' up their war. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

[Javen]

Nahhh, I 'm not mad at you. I don't think Krog or anyone else is either.Besides it was starting to be a real war in that thread, so it needed shaken up a little.

[Blizzard]

Maybe it's a man thing. They don't like women getting in the way when they are pissed. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mad.gif