Justin And Javen's Advice Thread

[Javen]

maybe so...lol

[Blizzard]

*Blizz chases crickets around the room*

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[mirax terrik horn]

ok i know that this is supposed to be justin and javens advice thread but i have to ask who is in your avatar blizzard???

[Blizzard]

Natalie and some naked hunk... I really have no idea, but I guess I better find out, since everyone keeps asking...

[mirax terrik horn]

ok thank you

[Krogenar]

Originally posted by Blizzard@Mar 17 2003, 01:44 PM
Oh good. Because I think everyone is mad at me for messin' up their war. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif
War!!! Woo!!! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/eh.gif
I don't really mean that.

[Krogenar]

Originally posted by Javen@Mar 17 2003, 01:46 PM
Nahhh, I 'm not mad at you. I don't think Krog or anyone else is either.Besides it was starting to be a real war in that thread, so it needed shaken up a little.
I'm not the least bit upset Blizzie. You're doing your job - I got a bit angry myself, so, I'm glad you donned your leather dominatrix gear, and put everything right.

I actually like a good ideological war sometimes - which is stupid of me. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

[nerfer]

Do you think killing with kindness will work Javen?

Justin is your nemesis Aquaman???

[Justin]

No, how can Aquaman be my nemesis? I'm his lawyer, remember?

[Javen]

Originally posted by nerfer@Mar 17 2003, 03:44 PM


Do you think killing with kindness will work Javen?

Justin is your nemesis Aquaman???
I'm not sure, but ignoring him could kill him to.

[Justin]

Hey Javen, have you been to Whitesaber's Pub recently? Apparently you and I had a disagreement in the SSATPAY thread over some french fries. That's really odd, because I haven't posted in that thread for weeks.

[Javen]

Whitsaber is full of...something I can't say at this forum.

[Blizzard]

Oh hell! I've been discovered!

Thanks, Krogy!

[Javen]

Originally posted by Blizzard@Mar 17 2003, 06:54 PM
Oh hell! I've been discovered!

Thanks, Krogy!
huh? You sure you are in the right thread? Made a left, when you should have turned right?

[Krogenar]

Originally posted by Justin@Mar 17 2003, 06:09 PM
No, how can Aquaman be my nemesis? I'm his lawyer, remember?
Yeah, but isn't Aquaman in jail?

[Justin]

What?

[Tovor]

No, how can Aquaman be my nemesis? I'm his lawyer, remember?
You're his lawyer? Since when? No wonder he hasn't been returning my calls. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/huh.gif

[Justin]

Krogenar appointed me to be Aquaman's counsel in his "Wonder Twins" superpower poll.

[nerfer]

<span style='color:c1007e'><span style='font-family:comic sans ms'>

Aha!! Ignoring him, its so devious it just might work! With no posts of your to reply to he'll soon burst! Messy but effective! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

Ahhhhh okeday, so if your Aquaman's lawyer would that make Black Manta your nemesis??</span></span>

[Whitesaber]

Crap. You can say crap here, Javen. I'm full of crap. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sly.gif

[Javen]

Remember White, you said it I didn't. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[Whitesaber]

I agree. I'm full of crap, Javen. You're full of what can't be said here. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

[moocat]

Dear ambigiously gay duo.

Do women really think size matters?

[Javen]

Originally posted by moocat@Mar 18 2003, 03:56 PM
Dear ambigiously gay duo.

Do women really think size matters?
Well, mischevious transexual Moo.

Lets see, Women think size matters? Yes. But in your case I don't think it does according to a post I just read in another thread."Well he's doing okay for sex, so I don't need to wake him up for that!" LOL.

[Justin]

Originally posted by moocat@Mar 18 2003, 08:56 PM
Dear ambigiously gay duo.

Do women really think size matters?
We aren't gay.

Moo, why do you care if size matters or not? You have a woman who's contractually obligated to enjoy your winkie even if it's not up to snuff.

[Rebel Astromech Droid]

Dear J's Mosty Justin,
There is a friend of mine who will not stop calling me peanut what can I do?

[Justin]

Dear Artoo,

I guess you'll just have to give in and let your friend call you Peanut, because I don't think he's going to stop.

Love,
Justin

[Rebel Astromech Droid]

I don't think he wants to do that if he is going to remain alive.

[Siri Ruane]

Okay Justin, what's you advice?

[Justin]

Originally posted by Rebel Astromech Droid@Mar 18 2003, 11:55 PM
I don't think he wants to do that if he is going to remain alive.
Are you threatening him??

[Rebel Astromech Droid]

I most certainly am. He know that is within my violent nature.

[Justin]

Oh really? He didn't know that.

Oh Siri, I almost forgot...go to the library and check out the play "The Glass Menagerie." there are some good female parts in that, maybe you could find a monologue there. They also have specialized books that have monoloues in them.

If you're looking for something to sing, see if you can find one of those "Les Miserables" song books, there are some good singable songs in there. You can find those in music stores.

Does that help?

[Rebel Astromech Droid]

he should cause I most definatle am not a peanut

[Siri Ruane]

I don't know yet. I'll have to get the book out first.

[nerfer]

<span style='color:c1007e'><span style='font-family:comic sans ms'>
Hey just coz your married doesn't mean you have to do it!!! I just happen to really really want to! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif </span></span>

[moocat]

Thank you for your prompt answer ambiguously gay closeted duo.

[Rebel Astromech Droid]

I am not satisfied with justins answer I still don't want to be called peanut.

[Justin]

Originally posted by Javen+Mar 21 2003, 12:39 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Javen @ Mar 21 2003, 12:39 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-moocat@Mar 19 2003, 10:03 AM
Thank you for your prompt answer ambiguously gay closeted duo.
Your not welcome, suspicious, insecure about his wang transexual moo. [/b][/quote]
LOL!! Where did the "transexual" part come from??

[nerfer]

<span style='color:c1007e'><span style='font-family:comic sans ms'>

Not sure, I can certainly vouch for his manliness! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/inlove.gif </span></span>

[Javen]

Originally posted by Justin+Mar 19 2003, 10:38 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Justin @ Mar 19 2003, 10:38 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> Originally posted by Javen@Mar 21 2003, 12:39 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-moocat@Mar 19 2003, 10:03 AM
Thank you for your prompt answer ambiguously gay closeted duo.
Your not welcome, suspicious, insecure about his wang transexual moo.
LOL!! Where did the "transexual" part come from?? [/b][/quote]
He said gay, so I called him transexual. But of course I am only kidding.

[Javen]

Originally posted by nerfer@Mar 19 2003, 11:00 PM
<span style='color:c1007e'><span style='font-family:comic sans ms'>

Not sure, I can certainly vouch for his manliness! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/inlove.gif </span></span>
Suuuurrreee...You're probably moo in nerfer disguise.

[Javen]

Originally posted by moocat@Mar 19 2003, 10:03 AM
Thank you for your prompt answer ambiguously gay closeted duo.
Your not welcome, suspicious, insecure about his wang transexual moo.

[Justin]

That Javen guy sure cracks me up.

[nerfer]

Suuuurrreee...You're probably moo in nerfer disguise.


That's queer.......

[Javen]

Originally posted by nerfer@Mar 20 2003, 10:32 PM
Suuuurrreee...You're probably moo in nerfer disguise.


That's queer.......
I was only kidding.

[nerfer]

So was I. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

[Justin]

That reminds me of that scene in Tomorrow Never Dies (possibly the best 007 film, although my favorite will always be Goldfinger) when Bond shoots Vincent Schiavelli in the hotel room.

[Javen]

Um...how exactly does that remind you of a scene in Tommorow Never Dies?(possibly the best 007 film, although my favorite will always be Goldfinger)

And what scene are you refering to?

[Justin]

Remember when the guy has him sit on the bed in the hotel room and he's going to shoot him? Bond tricks him into shocking himself by trying to use Bond's cell phone, takes the guy's gun, holds it to the guy's head, and the guy says "I um just a professional do-ink a job!" to which Bond says "So am I," and then he shoots him.

[Whitesaber]

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[Whitesaber]

Why was this thread all the way in the third page?

[Javen]

Because it was dieing a slow death.

[Queen 'Onna]

I need advice why am I so bored?

[Javen]

Because Onna, a computer is not a real person and it can get boring at times.

[Justin]

Well, Queenie, you could go to your local Blockbuster and rent a cool movie like The Ring. Make sure you take advantage of the Coke bundle pack, where you can get a soda/candy/popcorn for a dollar ninety-nine.

[Queen 'Onna]

Ah okey.

[Justin]

You might also want to check out Road to Perdition and/or Red Dragon, those are good movies. You can by Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets as well, and if you find a coupon for a lower price from another store, Blockbuster will match it.

[Marbleman]

why are there so many advice threads and which is the best? i try to be thrifty and equal with my questions, really. but there are so many, and i have so few problems. . . ???

[Justin]

Personally, I recommend Padme & Starra's thread. But I'm majoring in psychology, so I can help you if you have any serious troubles weighing on your mind.

[Whitesaber]

Why do I always have sudden urges to get naked? I MUST KNOW, JUSTIN!!!

[Justin]

You're probably an exhibitionist. You just need to remember that there is a time and place for getting naked, and when you're in public you should try and keep your urges under control until you can get to a place where nudity is A-OK.

[Whitesaber]

Thanks.

On to a more serious matter: I used to like this girl. We were best friends moving on to more than that. Then, suddenly, she didn't want to and wanted to be just friends. I was okay with that.

But now she's getting married to some guy. I don't think it wise nor good for my health to continued being best friends. Besides, I don't think that the guy would like me going over to her house and hugging her, yet she still wants me to do these things.

I told her today why I haven't been too close to her lately, and she got kind of upset. What do you suggest I do?

[Justin]

Well how do you feel about her, how does this guy feel about you, and how do you feel about this guy?

[Padme]

I forgot my phone number, can I have yours? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Obidobi]

Originally posted by Padme@Apr 14 2003, 12:25 AM
I forgot my phone number, can I have yours? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif
+4790095815 style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

[Javen]

Originally posted by Padme@Apr 13 2003, 05:25 PM
I forgot my phone number, can I have yours? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif
Justin's or mine?

[Siamese Sith]

The producers of Late Night w/ Javenosis and the SS would like to apologize for the following shameless plug

[Justin]

You better be sorry!

[Siamese Sith]

Originally posted by Justin@Apr 14 2003, 12:18 AM
You better be sorry!
Well no, not really. Hey just wanted to thankyou for convincing me to get those coligen shots for my lips! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Justin]

LOL! As far as I know, I have never discussed your lips.

[Siamese Sith]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif just playin', come by our thread sometime.

[Justin]

I'm just kidding too. Sorry, I'm not so good with the sarcasm thing.

[Siamese Sith]

Originally posted by Justin@Apr 14 2003, 12:46 AM
I'm just kidding too. Sorry, I'm not so good with the sarcasm thing.
I've noticed, watch out for Krogenar he's dripping w/ sarcasm!

[Marbleman]

justin and javen
id like your assistance to pressure the fabulous, insightful, and krogerific advisers to set up a poll about who among themselves is the wisest. will you assist me in this endeavor? i would find it to be heartily amusing, almost better than throwing acorns at unassuming strangers from your dorm window. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sly.gif

[Whitesaber]

Why do I like NPC SPAWNING Artoo units in Jedi Outcast, only to Force push them off cliffs? It's freaking hilarious, but is it wrong?

Justin, to answer your question, I think of her as a friend, I hate the guy she's marrying, the guy hates me because I hate him. However, it's a friendly hate. We clearly don't like each other but we act nice anyways, though it has a lot of sarcasm behind it.

[Krogenar]

Originally posted by marbleman84@Apr 14 2003, 01:58 AM
justin and javen
id like your assistance to pressure the fabulous, insightful, and krogerific advisers to set up a poll about who among themselves is the wisest. will you assist me in this endeavor? i would find it to be heartily amusing, almost better than throwing acorns at unassuming strangers from your dorm window. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sly.gif
[The clouds part, and a beam of sunlight shoots down, illuminating Marbleman. Krogenar's booming voice can be heard:]

"Marbleman, please cease and desist this 'Who is the Wisest' amongst the advice triumvirate. You're endangering all of time and space with your silly quest! You will discover that we are all equally brilliant, but in unique, and utterly unquantifiable ways!"

[The ray of sunlight retracts halfway and creaks to a halt. Some cursing is heard, some banging, and then it squeals back into motion and retracts fully into the heavens.]

[Krogenar]

Originally posted by Siamese Sith+Apr 14 2003, 01:48 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Siamese Sith @ Apr 14 2003, 01:48 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-Justin@Apr 14 2003, 12:46 AM
I'm just kidding too. Sorry, I'm not so good with the sarcasm thing.
I've noticed, watch out for Krogenar he's dripping w/ sarcasm! [/b][/quote]
Oh, right.

[Krogenar]

Does anyone know the final fate of my 'We Built This City on Iraq and Role' poll? It's been deleted I think. What happened?

[Marbleman]

Originally posted by Krogenar+Apr 14 2003, 04:06 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Krogenar @ Apr 14 2003, 04:06 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-marbleman84@Apr 14 2003, 01:58 AM
justin and javen
id like your assistance to pressure the fabulous, insightful, and krogerific advisers to set up a poll about who among themselves is the wisest. will you assist me in this endeavor? i would find it to be heartily amusing, almost better than throwing acorns at unassuming strangers from your dorm window. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sly.gif
[The clouds part, and a beam of sunlight shoots down, illuminating Marbleman. Krogenar's booming voice can be heard:]

"Marbleman, please cease and desist this 'Who is the Wisest' amongst the advice triumvirate. You're endangering all of time and space with your silly quest! You will discover that we are all equally brilliant, but in unique, and utterly unquantifiable ways!"

[The ray of sunlight retracts halfway and creaks to a halt. Some cursing is heard, some banging, and then it squeals back into motion and retracts fully into the heavens.] [/b][/quote]
*marbleman hides his face under his arms, attempting to escape this imposing, all seeing being. perhaps the disembodied voice is right, he decides, and the fabulous, insightful, and krogerific advisers are all equally omnipotent, omnipresent, and omniscient, like the trinity itself. :0 or perhaps not. but marbleman can see that he has pushed too far as he cowers into the shadows. his idea is foiled. . . for now. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Justin]

Originally posted by Whitesaber@Apr 14 2003, 07:21 PM
Justin, to answer your question, I think of her as a friend, I hate the guy she's marrying, the guy hates me because I hate him. However, it's a friendly hate. We clearly don't like each other but we act nice anyways, though it has a lot of sarcasm behind it.
I don't know Whitesaber, I think if I were you I'd throw in the towel. That's not what I'm recommending you do, but it's how I would handle it.

I think the only way you two will be friends is if you see eachother when her husband isn't around, or if you talk on the phone or online.

Personally, I think it would be much easier on you if you simply part ways, because you obviously have strong feelings for her, and trying to be friends with her will only compound your frustraion at her not wanting to be with you, and married to someone else.

But if you think you can still be friends, or at least talk every once in a while, by all means do so.

[Javen]

Originally posted by Krogenar@Apr 14 2003, 04:23 PM
Does anyone know the final fate of my 'We Built This City on Iraq and Role' poll? It's been deleted I think. What happened?
I do, and I am ashamed to say that I believe it was Das Funked and I's fault. Also marbleman was there, but he wasn't fighting like me and Das Funked was.

We were not even fighting about the war or Iraq at all either. Marbleman will tell you.

[Justin]

So Whitesaber, what do you think?

[Krogenar]

Originally posted by Javen+Apr 14 2003, 07:50 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Javen @ Apr 14 2003, 07:50 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-Krogenar@Apr 14 2003, 04:23 PM
Does anyone know the final fate of my 'We Built This City on Iraq and Role' poll? It's been deleted I think. What happened?
I do, and I am ashamed to say that I believe it was Das Funked and I's fault. Also marbleman was there, but he wasn't fighting like me and Das Funked was.

We were not even fighting about the war or Iraq at all either. Marbleman will tell you. [/b][/quote]
Oh, rats! ??? I liked that thread!
No worries.

[Justin]

So...

[Whitesaber]

Originally posted by Justin+Apr 14 2003, 05:45 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Justin @ Apr 14 2003, 05:45 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-Whitesaber@Apr 14 2003, 07:21 PM
Justin, to answer your question, I think of her as a friend, I hate the guy she's marrying, the guy hates me because I hate him. However, it's a friendly hate. We clearly don't like each other but we act nice anyways, though it has a lot of sarcasm behind it.
I don't know Whitesaber, I think if I were you I'd throw in the towel. That's not what I'm recommending you do, but it's how I would handle it.

I think the only way you two will be friends is if you see eachother when her husband isn't around, or if you talk on the phone or online.

Personally, I think it would be much easier on you if you simply part ways, because you obviously have strong feelings for her, and trying to be friends with her will only compound your frustraion at her not wanting to be with you, and married to someone else.

But if you think you can still be friends, or at least talk every once in a while, by all means do so. [/b][/quote]
Justin, that's what I'm trying to do. Part ways, I mean. But she still wants me to be her best friend, and everytime I try to get away from her, she gets freaking mad. *Sigh* She's always been a strange one, I admit.

[Rogue_0009]

Did you steal my army of slave gnomes????

[Justin]

Whitesaber, it seems to me that you haven't actually told her completely about how you feel. You have to do that first. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

[Darth Vegas]

I'm a desperate man, desperately seeking a relationship with a beautiful young female, my question is, how do I let a women know I'm not interested?

Should I wear my stormtrooper costume to turn her off?

Help please.

[Whitesaber]

No, Bond. Just get your Emperor's outfit, put it on, and when she comes by, just say, "So, my woman. We meet again."

Justin, I know what you're saying. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blush.gif I told her how I feel about her getting married and us being best friends about a week ago. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/banghead.gif Anywho, she's still upset. Impossible girl.

[Siamese Sith]

Anyone in here wanna be a guest on Late Night w/ Javenosis, Marbleman & the SS? Send a self addressed stamped envelope (PM one of us)to:

[Whitesaber]

Justin, why didn't you check your advice thread when you logged in earlier this day?

[Justin]

Maybe I did, maybe I didn't. Did you ask me another question? What exactly did you tell this young lady, and what exactly she tell you in response?

[Darth Vegas]

Originally posted by Agent Bond A.K.A. TK-007@Apr 16 2003, 03:55 PM
I'm a desperate man, desperately seeking a relationship with a beautiful young female, my question is, how do I let a women know I'm not interested?

Should I wear my stormtrooper costume to turn her off?

Help please.
Uh Justin, Javen, an answer?

[Whitesaber]

I said, "You're getting married. I don't feel comfortable being your best friend anymore."

She said, "I can't believe you." And proceeded to tell someone else in the area that the reason I didn't want to ber her best friend anymore was because she was getting married.

[Justin]

Whitesaber, you need to tell her WHY it makes you uncomfortable! You need to tell her that you have feelings for her that are stronger than friendship, and it's too hard for you to try and be friends with her when she's with another guy. If that's the case.

Bond, tell this girl you're gay.

[Whitesaber]

Thanks. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

BTW, where the Kessel has Javen been?

[Siamese Sith]

Ooh ooh I know I know!

[Krogenar]

Originally posted by Whitesaber@Apr 17 2003, 06:33 PM
Thanks. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

BTW, where the Kessel has Javen been?
Javen has been ranging across icy wastelands, humid jungles and sky diving... all in the name of killing terrorists.

It's true. Just ask him.

[Justin]

He's right. I know because I'm his travel agent, in addistion to being Aquaman's lawyer.

[Leia]

Who let you give advice??

[Blizzard]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[Siamese Sith]

Originally posted by Justin@Apr 18 2003, 02:08 PM
He's right. I know because I'm his travel agent, in addistion to being Aquaman's lawyer.
So who wants to make a pool on how long this lasts? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif
Right back at ya big guy style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sly.gif

[Tovor]

Justin, why is Javen taking a leave of absense?


Javen, why are you taking a leave of absense?

(I want to see if both answers match!)


Dang, Javen, I wanted to audition for the Late Night Show, and you might not be there if I make it on. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mad.gif

[Greedo Boy]

You suck, Justin.

[Justin]

Originally posted by Greedo Boy@Apr 23 2003, 02:59 AM
You suck, Justin.
No, you suck.

[Marbleman]

Originally posted by Justin+Apr 22 2003, 10:03 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Justin @ Apr 22 2003, 10:03 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-Greedo Boy@Apr 23 2003, 02:59 AM
You suck, Justin.
No, you suck. [/b][/quote]
good rebuttal. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/satisfied.gif

[Justin]

Originally posted by Leia@Apr 22 2003, 10:51 PM
Who let you give advice??
You're asking for it, little missy. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sly.gif

[Justin]

Originally posted by Tovor@Apr 23 2003, 01:07 AM
Justin, why is Javen taking a leave of absense?


Javen, why are you taking a leave of absense?

(I want to see if both answers match!)


Dang, Javen, I wanted to audition for the Late Night Show, and you might not be there if I make it on. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mad.gif
Javen and I aren't speaking to each other right now.

Not because there's anything bad between us, just that I have no idea where the hell he is, and consequently can't speak to him.

[Tovor]

Well, I'm not speaking to you right now either. Not because there's anything bad between us, but because I'm typing to you rather than communicating verbally.

[Javen]

Originally posted by Tovor@Apr 22 2003, 08:07 PM
Justin, why is Javen taking a leave of absense?


Javen, why are you taking a leave of absense?

(I want to see if both answers match!)


Dang, Javen, I wanted to audition for the Late Night Show, and you might not be there if I make it on. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mad.gif
I am burnt out on GS right now.As of today, besides this post I won't be back for awile.

As for auditioning for the show, I'm sure the hosts won't have a problem hiring you.

[Tovor]

But Javen...*sniff* I love you, don't go!


Seriously dude, I'm concerned. Been there, done that, so to speak.

[Leia]

Originally posted by Justin+Apr 22 2003, 10:05 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Justin @ Apr 22 2003, 10:05 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-Leia@Apr 22 2003, 10:51 PM
Who let you give advice??
You're asking for it, little missy. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sly.gif [/b][/quote]
asking for what? You can't ban me, cause in doing so you'll ban yourself, heh heh style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/cool.gif

[Whitesaber]

She's got you there, Justin. And, uh, Justin doesn't suck. Okay, maybe half sucks, but sucks in a good way. Seriously, Justin's the best.

...

Why is everyone staring at me?

[Justin]

Thanks, Whitesaber. You can be my new Padawan apprentice.

Leia, you can't be banned, but I can stop you from using the computer. Or I could just delete every single one of your posts.

[Lara]

Just, who's older, you or your sis?

[Whitesaber]

Justin, your ways are far higher than mine, your thoughts like the mountains in a galaxy far far away. Do you really think I will be able to learn from your greatness?

Sorry for making you gag by stating the above, Leia. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

[Justin]

You can just say you don't want to, Whitesaber. Where's that avatar??

I am older than Leia.

[Whitesaber]

I'm not saying I don't want to, I'm just worried I won't live up to your expectations, Justin.

How much older than Leia?

The avi's in the making. I'm trying to figure out if I should censor it or not. OOHH! And I'm giving her a white lightsaber, if you don't mind.

[Justin]

No, don't censor it, it's cool. If you have to, just give her a little bikini bottom. Leave her top the way it is!

I'm 5 years older.

[Whitesaber]

Excellent. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/cool.gif BTW, shouldn't this place be renamed seeing as Javen's not going to be on-line anytime soon?

[Justin]

I will keep it the same to honor the memory of my dear friend. Besides, he's coming back eventually.

[Darth Vegas]

Originally posted by Agent Bond A.K.A. TK-007+Apr 17 2003, 02:29 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Agent Bond A.K.A. TK-007 @ Apr 17 2003, 02:29 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-Agent Bond A.K.A. TK-007@Apr 16 2003, 03:55 PM
I'm a desperate man, desperately seeking a relationship with a beautiful young female, my question is, how do I let a women know I'm not interested?

Should I wear my stormtrooper costume to turn her off?

Help please.
Uh Justin, Javen, an answer? [/b][/quote]
Dude that ain't cool. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unhappy.gif

[Justin]

I answered you earlier Bond, I said tell her you're gay.

[Leia]

Originally posted by Justin@Apr 23 2003, 09:53 PM
Leia, you can't be banned, but I can stop you from using the computer. Or I could just delete every single one of your posts.
:op you know you wouldn't

[Leia]

oh, do they know about our newest addition?

[Justin]

No, but don't worry about it.

[Justin]

No, but don't worry about it.

[Whitesaber]

Why did you do that, Justin?

Why did you do that, Justin?

[Javen]

Howcome there is an echo?

Howcome there is an echo?

[Whitesaber]

I I I
love love love
girls girls girls

*Whitesaber waits for echo*

I love girls
I love girls
I love girls

Great Scott, you're right, Jave! This place is soooo empty. Why is there nobody here?

[Leia]

I'm here, but I don't understand how Justin could have created your avatar

[Darth Vegas]

Originally posted by Justin@Apr 25 2003, 07:24 AM
I answered you earlier Bond, I said tell her you're gay.
Might work, but I don't know if I can keep a straight face, I'll just email her. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sly.gif

[Justin]

Oh man, emailing someone to break off a relationship is about as classy as hog-wrestling.

Leia, I just showed him the picture and suggested it might be a cool avatar for him.

[Darth Vegas]

Originally posted by Justin@Apr 28 2003, 02:06 PM
Oh man, emailing someone to break off a relationship is about as classy as hog-wrestling.
Oh no I'm not breaking up, I'm avoiding the relationship.

[Whitesaber]

Originally posted by Leia@Apr 28 2003, 03:06 PM
I'm here, but I don't understand how Justin could have created your avatar
You should know that before her butt was showing. Naughty naughty Justin showing a 16.9 year old a pic of a naked chick's butt...

NAUGTHY!

Cool. But naughty nonetheless.

[Justin]

She wasn't naked, she was wearing a thong. I think you made the bottom part of her swimsuit there a little bigger than you needed to, though... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Whitesaber]

Size matters not. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sly.gif

Should I wear Darth Maul boxers? Is that too geeky?

[Leia]

Your avatar's not loading correctly at the moment :o( Yes, I knew she didn't have those panties before :o)~

[Whitesaber]

Don't mind me, Leia, but are you cute?

[Justin]

Hey, no mackin' on my sistah! Besides, you're too young for her.

[Leia]

how old is he? Usually people say someone's too old not too young lol.

[Whitesaber]

LOL! I found Justin's weak spot again!!

Leia, refer to my previous post:

You should know that before her butt was showing. Naughty naughty Justin showing a 16.9 year old a pic of a naked chick's butt...

NAUGTHY!

Cool. But naughty nonetheless

[Mann]

new chic? *primps up* how you doin?

[Whitesaber]

This all seems a little deja vu if you ask me. (Last year in Padme and Starra's advice thread. Remember our comedy hour, Mann?)

[Mann]

^hell ya. But of course everyone knew she dug me more.

[Whitesaber]

Oh, don't you start!! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif She said I was funny first! She gave me the " style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif " first!!!

[Leia]

You're a junior, right? see, not so young

[Whitesaber]

I'm actually a month away from graduating. It's thanks to Justin's influence. :sarcasm:

[Leia]

Really? then we're both in the same graduating class! cool :oD

[Whitesaber]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif Excellent!

BTW, Justin, are you getting mad that I'm chatting away with your sis?

[Javen]

Ohhh Whitey macking Yo.

[Whitesaber]

Hehe... I won't get banned, will I? :look:

[Justin]

Originally posted by Whitesaber@May 1 2003, 02:11 AM
style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif Excellent!

BTW, Justin, are you getting mad that I'm chatting away with your sis?
Of course not. I will get angry if you start flirting with her though.

[Darth Fabulous]

Originally posted by Justin@Apr 29 2003, 08:09 PM
Hey, no mackin' on my sistah! Besides, you're too young for her.
Of course not. I will get angry if you start flirting with her though.

Can I flirt with her?

[Justin]

No. Besides, I don't think Padme would approve. Are you the cheatin' type?

[Darth Fabulous]

Not usually.

[Leia]

Justin! :o( no fair style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Whitesaber]

Justin, this is no time to make a cute girl sad!! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mad.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif Besides, you didn't see us alone in the south passage. She expressed her true feelings for me. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sly.gif

Not usually.

*Bursts into laughter*

[Justin]

You better watch yourself, boy. I have the death sentence on nine systems.

[Leia]

And with that avatar, we believe it! What're you gonna do, eat him?

[Darth Fabulous]

How you doin' Leia?

[Leia]

Quite well, thank you.

[Darth Fabulous]

That's great baby.

[Justin]

Don't listen to him Leia, he's not interested in your mind.

[Darth Fabulous]

How could I be interested in anything else when I've never seen her?

[Whitesaber]

I believe it was twelve systems, Justin. Blast, I don't think that helps my image any...

Fabby, Because you usually are. Reputations build up, Fabby, and when you act a certain way for a reeeeeaaal long time, people think that's the way you are.

...

This is an advice thread, right? Okay, Justin. How can I be popular with girls, especially your sis? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sly.gif

[Dark_Jedi]

Originally posted by Whitesaber@May 3 2003, 07:08 PM
I believe it was twelve systems, Justin. Blast, I don't think that helps my image any...

Fabby, Because you usually are. Reputations build up, Fabby, and when you act a certain way for a reeeeeaaal long time, people think that's the way you are.

...

This is an advice thread, right? Okay, Justin. How can I be popular with girls, especially your sis? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sly.gif
When someone has a death scentence on twelve systems, its probably not a good idea to talk about his sister.

[Justin]

Well Whitey, the most important thing you can do to be attractive to women is be confident, but not conceited. I've read that what women find most attractive in men is confidence.

Also, make sure you shower every day, wear deoderant, comb your hair, and brush your teeth twice a day. Girls like clean boys.

[Leia]

this is true

[Whitesaber]

Also, make sure you shower every day, wear deoderant, comb your hair, and brush your teeth twice a day. Girls like clean boys.

Oooohhhhh...

BTW, I've also heard that a good conversation starter/continuer is asking the girl about herself. Having her talk about her likes, her hobbies, etc. Nothing too deep or personal, though. Is this true to?

[Leia]

I don't like conversations like those cause I know the other person isn't very interested. You know why I know? Because I'm not interested in their trivial crap! heh heh

[Whitesaber]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/hehe.gif I see.

Justin, where the Kessel are you?

[Justin]

Originally posted by Whitesaber@May 5 2003, 06:43 PM
Also, make sure you shower every day, wear deoderant, comb your hair, and brush your teeth twice a day. Girls like clean boys.

Oooohhhhh...

BTW, I've also heard that a good conversation starter/continuer is asking the girl about herself. Having her talk about her likes, her hobbies, etc. Nothing too deep or personal, though. Is this true to?
I would assume so. However, you don't want to sound like you're interrogating her and you should make sure it's a give-and-take thing, with you offering insights to yourself as well.

[Justin]

Originally posted by Leia@May 5 2003, 09:01 PM
I don't like conversations like those cause I know the other person isn't very interested. You know why I know? Because I'm not interested in their trivial crap! heh heh
You don't sound like a very good listener, Leia.

[Whitesaber]

Hey, leave her alone! *Justin gets White in an arm lock similar to Biff and George in BTTF*

...

Yes. It would be a shame to pull a Jack Bauer on a girl:

Me: "Do you like roses? DO YOU LIKE ROSES?!?! What's that perfume you're wearing? WHAT'S THAT PERFUME?!?! Are you cheating on me? ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME?!?!?"

No, I'm saying just casual "get to know about each other" conversation.

[Leia]

Originally posted by Justin+May 6 2003, 12:48 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Justin @ May 6 2003, 12:48 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-Leia@May 5 2003, 09:01 PM
I don't like conversations like those cause I know the other person isn't very interested. You know why I know? Because I'm not interested in their trivial crap! heh heh
You don't sound like a very good listener, Leia. [/b][/quote]
You're right, I'm not. But this only applies in those situations like that stupid bridal shower I had to go to where it's a bunch of ladies asking what you're doing, where are you going to college, what the heck you want to do for the rest of your life and then you feel obligated to ask them similiar stupid questions that you really don't care about the answers to. But if it's stimulating conversation, that's fine with me style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Count Dookie]

:dunce: I forgot what rule #1 and rule #5 were

[Javen]

Originally posted by Count Dookie@May 6 2003, 04:39 PM
:dunce: I forgot what rule #1 and rule #5 were
I'm glad, because so have the rest of us. :0

[Javen]

Justin

How come noone is asking me questions?

[Whitesaber]

Javen: Your answers far exceed our caliber of mental intake. In other words, you're just too darn smart. But, okay.

Javen, what grade will I get in my first music examination?

[Javen]

Originally posted by Whitesaber@May 7 2003, 12:31 PM
Javen: Your answers far exceed our caliber of mental intake. In other words, you're just too darn smart. But, okay.

Javen, what grade will I get in my first music examination?
Now that is what I call flattery.

As for your question. I believe it will be...wait what grade you in now?

[Whitesaber]

The last freaking grade of High School, baby! WOOHOO!!!

[Javen]

You will get an A-. YOu won't get A+ because you failed to give your teacher an apple(so hurry if you want that A+)

[Whitesaber]

Thanks for the vote of confidence. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

If I were to do as you say and give my teacher an apple, I'd be giving myself an apple. hint hint wink wink

[Tovor]

Less filling, or tastes great?

[Justin]

I don't know about Javen, but I say neither, Tovor. I don't drink. I don't want to have to quit when I get pregnant, so I just don't do it in the first place.

[Javen]

Originally posted by Tovor@May 8 2003, 05:02 PM
Less filling, or tastes great?
I don't drink anything I can't anwser that question.

[Tovor]

I wasn't talking about the beer, or was I? Maybe I meant something else entirely, or did I?

[Javen]

Originally posted by Tovor@May 9 2003, 07:54 PM
I wasn't talking about the beer, or was I? Maybe I meant something else entirely, or did I?
That'swhy I did't answer. lol

[Leia]

so, you Buddhist? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[Justin]

Originally posted by Tovor@May 10 2003, 12:54 AM
I wasn't talking about the beer, or was I? Maybe I meant something else entirely, or did I?
Perv!

[Leia]

wow, lots of threads seem to be dissolving into this sort of thing

[Justin]

You mean degenerating? Dissolving would be splitting into several tiny threads.

[Leia]

no. You know how you say dissolving in a fit of giggles? The person didn't turn into a whole bunch of different people. Perhaps dissolving wasn't the perfect word, but you know what I mean!

[Javen]

Originally posted by Leia@May 10 2003, 07:40 PM
no. You know how you say dissolving in a fit of giggles? The person didn't turn into a whole bunch of different people. Perhaps dissolving wasn't the perfect word, but you know what I mean!
What?

[Whitesaber]

I know exactly what you meant, Leia.

Tovor, you seem to have a lot of, um... sexualy oriented things on your mind lately. Especially at my pub. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko.gif If you need to talk about anything, Justin's taking psychology, last I heard. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[Leia]

Took psychology and got an A too! I took psychology last semester, but I got a B. didn't turn in a couple of projects... :o)~

[Whitesaber]

Where's Justin? Where's Javen?

[Javen]

Originally posted by Whitesaber@May 13 2003, 12:21 PM
Where's Justin? Where's Javen?
in is around soewhere and yours truley is here.Bt I'm a bit busy tending with Flo. Now she can't drink Vodka for 9 months and she is cranky.

[Whitesaber]

I'd be too. Sure I don't drink, but you know how it goes.

So, Justin, Javen, and Leia: Does this message board skin complement my eyes?

[Javen]

Thats hard to tell since I have no idea what your eyes look like. As in color that is.

[Whitesaber]

I thought so. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif My eyes are a medium brown. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko.gif Oh, frak, forget my question then.

[Leia]

yah, where is Justin? He's neglecting his thread!

[Justin]

My thread?? This is Javen's thread! My name just comes first because "Justin and Javen" seems to sound a little better than "Javen and Justin." So he's the one neglecting it, not me!

[Tovor]

(Tovor @ May 10 2003, 12:54 AM)
I wasn't talking about the beer, or was I? Maybe I meant something else entirely, or did I?
Perv!
Oh please! Nothing was implied other than you should think about what I meant. If you thought I implied something pervic in nature, you have pervic nature of the mind. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

Whitesable:
Tovor, you seem to have a lot of, um... sexualy oriented things on your mind lately. Especially at my pub.
Not at all. I don't like sex. I just like cracking jokes about it and making people blush. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/hehe.gif

BTW Whitecheddercheese, your avatar gives me an oaky! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[Leia]

Originally posted by Justin@May 13 2003, 10:15 PM
My thread?? This is Javen's thread! My name just comes first because "Justin and Javen" seems to sound a little better than "Javen and Justin." So he's the one neglecting it, not me!
Then how come you started it?

[Whitesaber]

Not at all. I don't like sex. I just like cracking jokes about it and making people blush.

BTW Whitecheddercheese, your avatar gives me an oaky!

Thanks!!! Uh, I think...


Justin, her Worshipalness has got a point. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sly.gif

[Justin]

He told me to.

[Whitesaber]

I don't know. It all seems a little too convenient ... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/scratchchin.gif

[Leia]

*sniff* this thread is dead! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/butbut.gif

[Javen]

Originally posted by Justin@May 13 2003, 10:15 PM
My thread?? This is Javen's thread! My name just comes first because "Justin and Javen" seems to sound a little better than "Javen and Justin." So he's the one neglecting it, not me!
uh no

[Javen]

Originally posted by Justin@May 14 2003, 02:35 PM
He told me to.
what the? you wanted to make it. you were all excited and giddy as a little girl.you're in denial. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Justin]

LOL!

Ok, you're right. Except for the little girl part. But it came out of a discussion we BOTH had about advice threads.

[Whitesaber]

Yeah, I remember the first policy of this here advice thread: no stupid questions. Guess that got thrown out the window, huh?

[Javen]

Well, not only is it out the window. I have no clue what the policy is anymore. Because now it's just anothe chat thread.

Chat away my little chitter chatters style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

[Leia]

I like chitter chattering in this thread style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif It's all people i really like

[Whitesaber]

Bump. All the people really like you, Leia.

[Leia]

Well, I hope so!

[Justin]

I don't.

[Krogenar]

[Krogenar stumbles into this thread and looks around.]

Hello party people. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/huh.gif

[Justin]

Yo, whassup dawg?

[Leia]

Originally posted by Justin@May 22 2003, 09:51 PM
I don't.
well, I don't like you either, so there! ...jerk

[Javen]

Hello Justin who is part owner of this thread who is too good to talk to me anymore.

[Whitesaber]

Um... Justin?

[Javen]

Javen?

[Krogenar]

[Krogenar hums the Batman theme song. No, not the movie, dummy - the TV show!]

*dadadadadadadadad.. BatMAN!!!!*

[Justin]

Evil's afoot once again, old chum!

Javen, what do you mean I am too good to talk to you?

[Whitesaber]

I don't know about evil, but something's afoot. I can feel it...

[Justin]

Don't feel it too hard, it will fall off.

*hee hee*

[Whitesaber]

Finally, you resurrect this thread. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif

[Tovor]

I need advice. What should I do?

[Whitesaber]

I know what you should do! Ask Justin and Javen... *begins jingle*

Do wa do wa do dat dat dat...
If you're seeking some advice
And you don't wanna ask it twice
Just just just Justin and Javen
They'll make sure you're well behavin'... yeeeeaaaahhh...


....

Ahem... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blush.gif

[Greedo Boy]

Or you could ask me...

Funny, we've got 3 advice threads going all at the same time...

[Leia]

I wish someone would shut yours down. I'm not even going to lower myself to even looking in there

[flo fett]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[Justin]

Hey Flo, who is that in your avatar?

[Justin]

Originally posted by Tovor@Jan 22 2004, 04:09 AM
I need advice. What should I do?
Well I can tell you where NOT to go to ask for advice.

[Whitesaber]

Originally posted by Justin@Jan 22 2004, 06:26 PM
Hey Flo, who is that in your avatar?
Hey, we're asking the questions, here. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

...

So, Flo, who is that in your avatar?

[Greedo Boy]

Originally posted by Leia@Jan 22 2004, 03:08 PM
I wish someone would shut yours down. I'm not even going to lower myself to even looking in there
Sometimes I want to smack you, sister dear...

Luckily I'm able to control myself... for now.

[Trilogist]

I have the hiccups. How do I get rid of them?

[Greedo Boy]

Go to my advice thread and ask me! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

Have you seen my sig lately? I modified it.

[Javen]

Originally posted by Greedo Boy@Jan 22 2004, 08:56 PM
Go to my advice thread and ask me! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

Have you seen my sig lately? I modified it.
You have so far broken all the rules of this advice thread.

[Whitesaber]

I remember! I remember: Don't ask stupid questions.

[Tovor]

Originally posted by Justin+Jan 22 2004, 07:29 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Justin @ Jan 22 2004, 07:29 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-Tovor@Jan 22 2004, 04:09 AM
I need advice. What should I do?
Well I can tell you where NOT to go to ask for advice. [/b][/quote]
Where? I really need to know!

[Trilogist]

Dude, where's your avatar?

[Tovor]

What? Is that the sequel to Dude, Where's My Car? ?

[Justin]

Javen, I think you need to post the rules again.

[Tovor]

What was them rules again? No stupid questions... or what it no stupid answers? heh heh heh, Retort Man strikes again! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Trilogist]

Well you could have done it, Justin. And while you're at it, you could give me advice on what I asked earlier.

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sly.gif

[Justin]

Stand on your head and drink salt water. Or sugar water, I don't remember.