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RedMirax
02-13-2003, 09:35 PM
Image 69
Winner: Clara
Caption: Hamill: "Okay George, we've finished the take, can I come down now? George? Ah, could you bring the ladder back? Please? George! Don't leave me here George! GEORGE!!!"
Darth Vegas
02-13-2003, 09:40 PM
I bet if I fart big enough, I could propel myself to safety.......
Rogue_Jedi
02-13-2003, 11:02 PM
Just when Luke thought it couldn't get any worse, he noticed the incoming lightning clouds.
Javen
02-13-2003, 11:57 PM
Hey anyone want to see a one handed Jedi trick?
Clara
02-14-2003, 06:36 AM
Hamill: "Okay George, we've finished the take, can I come down now? George? Ah, could you bring the ladder back? Please? George! Don't leave me here George! GEORGE!!!"
Darth Vegas
02-14-2003, 07:37 AM
"You know from way up here I could really hock a lugy on someone."
jawajedi
02-14-2003, 12:02 PM
Tatooine Jones and the Nipple of Doom.
Darth Whaler
02-14-2003, 02:35 PM
Okay, Mini-Luke. Stop humping the laser.
Krogenar
02-14-2003, 04:35 PM
Luke attempts to telepathically link with Leia:
"Hear me... Leia... Hear me..."
(meanwhile on the Millenium Falcon, inside Leia's head...)
If you like Pina Coladas...
... and gettin' caught in the rain,
if you're not into yogaaa...
if you have half a brain!
Krogenar
02-14-2003, 04:42 PM
Luke: "You know, in a way, I sort of won that battle."
Is it just me, or does that remind you of a scene from hook?
Luke: I believe I can fly!
Obi-Wan: Use your head Luke...you're not Peter Pan!
Jedi_of_the_North
02-18-2003, 04:14 PM
I never have gotten the hang of Thursdays.
Obidobi
02-18-2003, 11:59 PM
Lucas: Yes Mark, you have to come back down. Look at yourself....didn't your mother teach you to dress properly? Look at your clothes....dirty....teared up....shame on you!
Mark: But....but....
Lucas: There is no but......do you want the role or what.....? I can easy replace you with CGI ya'know.....
kwawin
02-19-2003, 05:10 AM
Where will you be when your diarrhea comes back?
LUKE: "Oh crap!"
Next time, take Imodium-AD before engaging in any long, drawn-out lightsaber duels.
JediBendu
02-19-2003, 07:20 AM
Luke learns the hard way that humping a droid is full of frustration, angst, and some damn nasty abrassions.
justafan
02-19-2003, 02:35 PM
"Hey, where's the *&@!ing safety net?"
Rogue_0009
02-19-2003, 08:57 PM
Of all the times for my butt to start itching.
Siamese Sith
02-20-2003, 07:46 PM
Luke "Dam! I really wish I had gone to Tashii station"
Ahhhh retrospect, it's like foresight without a future......
non compos mentis
02-20-2003, 08:02 PM
Inside Luke's Head:
Ok, ok remember what Yoda always told you: "I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexxxy it hurts!" Dammit, I always get Yoda confused with Right Said Fred.
Sean-Walsh
02-23-2003, 03:59 PM
DON'T JUMP! DON'T JUMP!!!!!!
Luke: I'm not planning to!
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE DON'T JUMP!!!!!
StarWarsFan1
02-23-2003, 10:16 PM
Hey why is that tie fighter stoping here? Oh great
The Prism
02-25-2003, 12:54 AM
Luke: (in English accent) Are you looking at my bum? Bum-lookers! Cheeky monkeys!
spaceman2386
02-25-2003, 02:05 AM
and they only give me one hand to do this.
allforcedup
02-25-2003, 01:40 PM
Originally posted by Krogenar@Feb 14 2003, 08:42 PM
Luke: "You know, in a way, I sort of won that battle."
LOL!
allforcedup
02-25-2003, 01:48 PM
Lucas: "Okay, Mark... you know that for this scene, your other hand has been cut off, right? Well, could you please kind of let that arm hang down and behind you? The scene won't really work right if it appears that Luke is madly beating the bishop while at the same time, trying to hang on for dear life!"
Darth Vegas
02-25-2003, 11:17 PM
Garbaged Special Edition t.v. commercial:
Hungry? Why wait? Grab a snickers.
Give it a minute to sink in guys.
RedMirax
02-26-2003, 02:45 PM
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