View Full Version : Star Wars Hotties Obsessor's Thread
catwmnjedi
05-09-2002, 01:12 AM
Kafer made me do this..... that and the style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/devil.gif
I changed the title from the old Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon Obsessor's Thread on the Council to provide equal opportunity and allow for the newbie characters to get press.
Here's a fav of mine to kick it off.... (Did someone say ICE CREAM???)
Edit: *Please do not direct link images from other people's servers. *This is bandwidth theft. *Consider getting an account from www.ecomplanet.com and uploading your images there.
RedMirax
05-09-2002, 01:27 AM
There are some really good pics of Ewan in a book I bought at Celebration 2!!!!
I won't post my pics again.... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif
Tarkheki- Jedi Dug
05-09-2002, 02:40 AM
ho god!!!... that pic just brought up SO many fantasies! *style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/butbut.gif
well, i guess it's time to unvail my little surprise...eh blizz and red? >;}
well, here's the story... me, my sis, my new friends, blizz and red were in the concert at celebration 2... we... and when i mean we i mean me first, others seconds later, saw a GREAT obi constumed fan...what had happened, is that after i gawked and puckered rude explicit remarks about running my fingers through his hair (and no, not the one on his head), i decided to ask him for a pic in intermition... to which he siad no prob... and i said to him that i must apologise a head of time for my hands, as i knew that they were probably going to frisk him ALLLL over.... well, needless to say, i gave him a huge hug for the pic.... and here we are:
http://www.geocities.com/gargogirl/TarkandObi-Wan.JPG
Well, after the concert, i shouted after him "goodbye obi my love" and blew him a kiss... to which he winked and said "see you in my hotel room"... ahhhh... if only i went... >;}
thanx for blizz and red and darth sis for holding me back... actually, why am i thanking you guys? you held me back!!!!
Tarkheki- Jedi Dug
05-09-2002, 02:47 AM
ooppss... that kinda came up 3 times... oh well, more obi is just fine by me! >:}}
girls... eat yer hearts out! *style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/inlove.gif
You're not going to be able to direct link a file off Geocities unfortunately, they block that.
Clara
05-09-2002, 03:29 AM
Oooh thats so not fair. *???
catwmnjedi
05-09-2002, 04:27 AM
<span style="color:#daa500">Yeah, this difficulty posting images deal is hard on us who want an obsessor's thread! We had lots of fun with it on JediNet. I could see limiting the number, size or where you can post them, but not allowing uploading at all?
UGH!</span>
Clara
05-09-2002, 04:38 AM
Lets send a lightsaber through the person that came up with that one.
Kafer
05-09-2002, 11:44 AM
Yah! Let's send a lightsaber through 'em.
Tark - I would love to see the picture, can you email it to me or give an addy of where it might be posted on the web? It's good to have you back.
Thanks for starting this again Cat.
catwmnjedi
05-09-2002, 06:49 PM
<span style="color:#daa500">Ladies, please!!! There'll be no lightsaber throwing at Teek! *He has informed me that we may now attach images to our posts!
YAY Teek!!!!!
Just attach an image file in the file attachments section under the posting window while posting. *
Ok gals, NO MORE EXCUSES... GIMME THOSE PICS!!!!!! *style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sly.gif</span>
catwmnjedi
05-09-2002, 06:51 PM
<span style="color:#daa500">Here's one...</span>
catwmnjedi
05-09-2002, 06:57 PM
:0
BTW images that are uploaded are treated like attachments. That keeps bandwidth usage down. Also the images show up weird in Netscape when they're directly in the posts. You can still direct link posts though and have them show up in the thread.
Pepper
05-09-2002, 07:44 PM
Alrighty, here's a hottie...(if this posting thingy works, that is.)
RedMirax
05-09-2002, 07:48 PM
Everything I try to upload is too big.... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.gif
RedMirax
05-09-2002, 07:51 PM
Let me try this....
it didn't work
In the File Attachments area, what does it say the max file size is?
catwmnjedi
05-09-2002, 08:48 PM
<span style="color:#daa500">Aww... Pep! You changed to Han! Scruffy-looking, but adorable.
Oh Teek, how do you directly post them in the thread? I won't do it most of the time, but maybe once in awhile if I have a tiny pic. </span>
RedMirax
05-09-2002, 08:54 PM
It says max file size (in bytes) 40960. Can you not upload a file from your hard drive?
RedMirax
05-09-2002, 09:07 PM
I figured it out.... (slaps self upside the head!! )
Tarkheki- Jedi Dug
05-09-2002, 09:14 PM
okiday!
first, yes lets murder the fool who thought this up... if it's teek, then no lets not murder him, but chain him to a pole and through a cookie out of reach. >:}
oh am i evil or what??!
ok, so here is the pic i was trying to post... again, blizz and red, thanx a bunch!
p.s... it's my current wallpaper. *style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/inlove.gif
Tarkheki- Jedi Dug
05-09-2002, 09:16 PM
darnit! let's try this again....
Cat, direct linking is what you did in your first message in the thread. Which means just directly pointing to an image, not uploading it.
RedMirax
05-09-2002, 09:25 PM
WOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What a cool pic!!!! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif
You are such a trip!!!
catwmnjedi
05-09-2002, 09:34 PM
<span style="color:#daa500">LOL... Ok Teek, I thought maybe you meant something else.
Better than only linking to a URL at least!
AWESOME PIC TARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Guess I could've gotten into real trouble if I was there.
Here's more:</span>
catwmnjedi
05-09-2002, 09:37 PM
<span style="color:#daa500">Sleeeeeeepy *Eeeeeeeewieeeeee! *style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/inlove.gif</span>
Blizzard
05-09-2002, 09:45 PM
That pic turned out PERFECT!!!!! So did all RM's pics.
Tark and Darth Sis and RM are the coolest!
Next time I will let you ravage him, Tark! *:biggrin:
RedMirax
05-09-2002, 10:26 PM
Here's a pic of the cutie Han that was out there. Remember him, Tark and Blizz??? *style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif
Tarkheki- Jedi Dug
05-09-2002, 11:14 PM
LOL!
Cat- i think i struck it big with sleepy ewei pic eh? and as for you being there, holy shamoly... that's all the male gender needed, if we were BOTH there, forget blizz and Red trying to hold us back... anything short of a seditive wouldn't!
blizz- thanx for the compliment... darth sis also grunts her appreciation. >:}}
Red- remember him? he was SO sweet! on sat we were out for lunch, and i met him again, and we spoke... he is the most delightfull person ever! he really lifted my spirits... although, not as much as that obi-dude.... :0
and i used that happy face for another reason... let the dirties of us figure out why. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/devil.gif
catwmnjedi
05-09-2002, 11:59 PM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>that's all the male gender needed, if we were BOTH there, forget blizz and Red trying to hold us back... anything short of a seditive wouldn't![/b][/quote]
<span style="color:#daa500">What are you trying to say, Tark? *Do I obsess? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sly.gif *style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif *:sarcasm:
That Han... OMG! *Cool!!!! What a hunk... and that costume is PERFECT!
How come you didn't dress up, Tark?</span>
Tarkheki- Jedi Dug
05-10-2002, 12:36 AM
cat, to be honest, i wanted to, and i have the outfit, except that i thought that a little self promotion would be better... so i made shirts for the occasion... in fact, on the first day when we all lind up for 4 blocks, anthony daniels came up and down the line to say hello... he actually stopped infront of me, pointed, and said "i like your t-shirt" to which i said "thanx, i made it" to which he said "wonderfull" and left... i think red or blizz might have a good pic of it.... actually, i have 2 of them (shirts that is)... one is the model sheets of my animated obi, and one for my "tark"... it was cute. *style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/happy.gif
Darth Sithster
05-10-2002, 06:06 PM
... I can bear witness to that... i was busy sucking in Anthony's after-shave... man, that guy plays it up with EVERYTHING.... coming to think off it, after the initial whafe of that cologne, i can't really remeber too much... maybe if we can isolate the brand and have me sniff it it will jolt the memories....
style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/eh.gif
RedMirax
05-10-2002, 07:04 PM
Hey, Darth Sis!!!! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif
Darth Sithster
05-10-2002, 09:28 PM
.. that's "Siths" as in "Sith" with an "s".... *do not demean my stature AH-HA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
so, yah, i probably won't have pics to post like most of you... how many of you want to see Christopher Lee in close to nothing? Even *I* don't want to see that... all that flabb and wrinkle *shudder* things the dark side is made off... that's how they get you to turn you know.... they get sidious to flash you... you live long enough in fear of THAT image and the hate just comes ebbing out of you... not to mention the anger that it will most likely happen to you too one day... if a jedi doesn't off you first... you see how the frustration becomes evident there? ingenius technique...
style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/hmmm.gif
Two words: Natalie Portman
http://www.jedinet.com/prequels/forumitems/natalie.jpg
Tarkheki
You can't directly link to content on Geocities, Tripod, or any of those other half rate host all sites. They have bandwidth protection on.
You might want to check out ecomplanet.com, as you can direct link images from there once you've uploaded.
And hell...while I'm here...
http://www.jedinet.com/prequels/forumitems/natalie2.jpg
Not the best picture
I'll scan one of my Michonne shots later on.
http://www.jedinet.com/prequels/forumitems/girls.jpg
Seanakin
05-10-2002, 11:32 PM
<span style="color:2679ef">Mmmmmm.....baby. *THIS is the stuff of which a hotties thread is made, I think... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/thumbsup.gif </span>
Tovor
05-10-2002, 11:53 PM
Robert, are those your bathroom wall pics! LOL! :biggrin:
Tark, you have let me down. *In the chatter thread you hinted about something and I assumed you actually met Ewan himself at Celebration 2, not some costumed Obi-wannabee! *I was actually happy for you because I'd thought you'd met your obsession and got to flirt with him. *Oh well, but I guess that impersonator turned you on just the same, by what you said about wishing to visit his Australian regions (the bush down under). *Just remember not to hold back at Celebration 3...you go down, girl! *:wink:
Tarkheki- Jedi Dug
05-10-2002, 11:56 PM
Ho baby!
Jeeze Siths, thanx for THAT mental image!...gyahhh... like lookin' at grampa when he is taking a shower *shudder*
J. Prequils... you say iunder that you are "jar jar from jedinet"... are you the person i ALWAYS badger non stop when writting to you guys?
well, i figure it's time to settle some scores.... nice portman, but how about this baby?
Darth Sithster
05-11-2002, 03:07 AM
pardon my astonishment, but how exactly would you know how granpa looks in the shower? *style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko.gif
and that was always welcome to the portman.
Badgering?
Me?
Of course. *Who doesn't when they send stuff in to get posted style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif
Clara
05-11-2002, 07:53 AM
I definatly need to get something Hayden up. :look:
Bithysith
05-11-2002, 01:31 PM
I thought I should post this here... last night I had a wonderful dream about Ewan (which happens very rarely for me). *I remember him being very upset about something, and when I tried to comfort him, he started kissing me. *I told him he was married, and he said "Well, so are you.". * I decided to keep making out with him because he's on my "List".*style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif *
I have a naughty subconscious, but it was quite deliciously memorable. * style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/inlove.gif
Darth Sithster
05-11-2002, 03:17 PM
Well, i won't say that i'm not even the smallest bit jealous... but you'd better run like heck, cause when Tark finds out you're dreaming about her man, she'll be coming after you... and the lightsabers involved won't be the fleshy kinds if you get my drift.
catwmnjedi
05-11-2002, 04:09 PM
<span style="color:#daa500">Nice Obi pic as usual, Tark!
Better get Pepper back over here to see those Natalie pics.
Some gals have all the luck, Bith! *I had a dream about Ewie recently, but it was of a more humorous nature... I posted it in the Joke thread. *The closest I've got to a dream like that about an obsessee was when I had Indiana Jones tied up in a yellow stationwagon in my parents driveway. *Of course, I woke up before anything that would be considered adultery happened..... RATS! *:sarcasm:
Clara, find some Hayden pics!
I might try (Robert's???) suggestion and sign up for yet another site so I can link real in-thread images here!</span>
Darth Sithster
05-11-2002, 04:21 PM
ok, so when Tark finds out, i'm a dead sith.
i hope the hayden lover doesn't have this one...
Darth Sithster
05-11-2002, 04:26 PM
.. i am really running myself into the lightsaber on this one... sorry about the miniscule size.
Darth Sithster
05-11-2002, 04:34 PM
... awwww, geeeeeze, i'm a sith, i should stop wiht the nice thing!
Darth Sithster
05-11-2002, 04:36 PM
ok, last 2 and that's it.... then i'll tell tark to posty an obni-wan pic and i'll make her something too eat... perhaps i'll be allowed to keep the rest of my horns....
RedMirax
05-11-2002, 04:39 PM
Here's another one for you, Clara.... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif
http://blizzardskies.com/discus/messages/4351/5191.jpg
Darth Sithster
05-11-2002, 04:39 PM
here...
Darth Sithster
05-11-2002, 04:41 PM
.. we were theeeereeee, we were theeeeereeee......
ok, you see? I'm not bad! Tarkie no kill me! No! see? me good!
Darth Sithster
05-11-2002, 04:44 PM
.. wow, this got me into padawan..
OK, Tark! Listen up you Duggie! here is one i don't think you've seen before....
Darth Sithster
05-11-2002, 05:02 PM
Fine! Here! this is the last one I'm posting of this! she can post the rest of the ones i found, i don't care! ... i'm going to maim something now...
Ack!
Too much of the Nsync Jedi Knight here style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif
Here's more style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif
http://www.jedinet.com/prequels/forumitems/natalie3.jpg
And another.....
http://www.jedinet.com/prequels/forumitems/mich1.jpg
Here's one for the ladies style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif
mwahaha
http://www.jedinet.com/prequels/forumitems/jabba.jpg
Maybe we should split this into two threads, one for male hotties, and the other for the female ones.
Ohhh... that sexy slug. Hey, Jabba's a hemaphrodite, both women AND men can like him!
Tarkheki- Jedi Dug
05-11-2002, 09:16 PM
Tekk... that last remark.... oh god no... no no no no no.....
actually, Carie Fisher said a whol lot about Jabba in celeb 2... we saw her live there.. it was a luagh riot! *style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif
well, i like having the female and male together... that way we can gawk and drool as one. *:biggrin:
well, here's something more for the ladies and gents.... Darth sis was kind enuogh to save me pics... i had most of them (the thought was wonderfull though)... and this is something i think EVERYONE will love:
style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/inlove.gif
Tarkheki- Jedi Dug
05-11-2002, 11:50 PM
ok, here is one that darth sis didn't save for me becuase it didn't come up in big, and i wanted to know what the HELL was wrong with her?!?! i would have that pic in SMALL if need be!
But i fond a big one... now, if you blocl out her head with mine, it would be my ultimate fantasy come true!.. and beware... it WILL one day... mark may words *shakes all 4 duggie fists*
I'd almost say to go ahead and do the split teek, but then again we could keep it in the same thread to make both parties jealous of the other style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif
lol
Darth Sithster
05-12-2002, 12:12 AM
Jar-Jar - first off, i know that Aurra Sing, she lives a few blocks away from me... we met up at celebration II... as for the Hutt.. danm you. *Thwapp!*
Tark - .. "shaking all 4 duggie paws"... are you balancing on your @$$ again? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/hmmm.gif
Tovor
05-12-2002, 12:33 AM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>I'd almost say to go ahead and do the split teek, but then again we could keep it in the same thread [/b][/quote]
The "split Teek"? *Is that a new dessert? *Or is it a funky dance? *Or are you suggesting that he shake his pompoms and shout a cheer and do a split? I don't know if he's flexible enough, but it'd be a cute sight with his leapord skin thong.
Darth Sithster
05-12-2002, 12:38 AM
why why why did you give me that mental image? :dontgetit:
catwmnjedi
05-12-2002, 01:10 AM
<span style="color:#daa500">Oh no no no, Teek! *I wanted this to be equal op. *See, we had the Obi/Qui Obsessor thread before, but ppl were posting other obsessees and even some guys showed up now and then... it was fun that way! *I don't mind seeing chick pics, just so nobody goes overboard with nudes or something...
You wouldn't want to open that can of worms here - Tark has threatened posting pics I don't think would be healthy for me to see... *style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blush.gif
If the guys want to start one of their own, that's fine, but I don't want them to feel like they aren't welcome on this one also.</span>
Darth Sithster
05-12-2002, 01:38 AM
we love the gusy gere! they add that little bit of spice! it's called "testosterone"!
and i have a very firm @$$ mind you Darth S.... it's my meal ticket mind you! and besides, i'm sitting on a chair.
Tarkheki- Jedi Dug
05-12-2002, 01:40 AM
GOD DAMMIT!
i posted that last one under Darth S account! that's what you get fro having one computer and 2 accounts. *:sad:
catwmnjedi
05-12-2002, 02:34 AM
<span style="color:#daa500">The Killer Smile!</span>
http://web.ecomplanet.com/ORAN9070/ServerContent/MyCustomImages/ORAN9070CustomImage0027433.jpg
catwmnjedi
05-12-2002, 02:38 AM
<span style="color:#daa500">HEHE... I finally got a site up that allows me to upload images of my own to post here. *Thanks JediNet_Prequel guy... Robert??? Whoever you are!
I didn't know Ewie was a redhead! *:0</span>
http://web.ecomplanet.com/ORAN9070/ServerContent/MyCustomImages/ORAN9070CustomImage0017987.jpg
Luthien
05-12-2002, 05:21 AM
Whoa, in those last pics, Ewan isn't that bad looking.
Darn it, I wanted to hate the way the Jedi look...
*drools a bit at Ewan*
Keep the thread co-ed. A naughty bunny told me last night that it was fun to see us gals being as naughty and saucy as guys.....
RedMirax
05-12-2002, 11:42 AM
It's the reddish hair, Luth!!! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif
Bithysith
05-12-2002, 11:53 AM
Edit *- Image 1 - Directly linked from thejawa.com - please do not direct link to files that are not on your own personal server or on a free image host like ecomplanet.com
Edit - Image 2 *- Directly linked from starwars.com - please do not direct link to files that are not on your own personal server or on a free image host like ecomplanet.com
http://members.aol.com/maddc10/myhomepage/hayden.jpg
*style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/inlove.gif * style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/inlove.gif * style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/inlove.gif
Are those pics from Arena on your server?
If not you need to edit the post and use the attachment feature.
We're not in the business of direct linking to other people's content here, that's bandwidth theft.
Don't be like the folks from those other forums that don't give a **** about other people's bills style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif
Kafer
05-12-2002, 05:16 PM
My goodness you've been busy. Just tell me that the last picture of Natalie, in the black outfit, was she over 18 when she posed for that? Way too sexy of an outfit or a pose if she was only 14 or so when it was taken.
Don't forget obsessor's Ewan's on Today and Leno this week. The 13th on Today and the 16th on Leno.
Corran
05-12-2002, 05:19 PM
The files are on an AOL server, [EDIT, Only the 3rd image was on an AOL server, that's what I get for being lazy] which AOL provides as a service to its users. Directly linked files from AOL are allowed.
ALSO, on another note, Natalie Portman is hot.
Tarkheki- Jedi Dug
05-12-2002, 05:29 PM
WOHO!! thanx for the reminder Kafe!... gotta see obi... gotta see obi...
well, here's anew pick for teh gals... this one i like... thi is what i do with obi all the time... you see the expression on his face? it's of anticipation and of impatience... he knows what's comming... oh yes he does.... :tounge:
NOTE: the following pic is an ep 2 pic BEHIND THE SCENES... i don't think it gives away anything (reall,y i don't think it does), but if you are timid about perhaps maybe spoilers... no lookie!
style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/inlove.gif
Kafer
05-12-2002, 05:31 PM
pant......one...more...day....until....hubby....is ....home.....Must....not...stare.....at.
....picture.......not.....working.........
catwmnjedi
05-13-2002, 12:37 AM
<span style="color:#daa500">TARK! *What are you trying to do to us!!! Kafer's right..... th-that's .... UGH! Obi-Wan in chains! *Oh... can I PLEASE have a dream about that tonight!??!!
My kids got me more action figures for Mother's Day.... bless their hearts! *I got the new Obi-Wan, R2D2 that talks, and Anakin! *I already had Jango Fett. *Wow! *When I told my mom what I got, she said... "Oh... that's... nice."
style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/devil.gif *style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sly.gif *</span>
Luthien
05-13-2002, 02:46 AM
Originally posted by RedMirax@May 12 2002 - 10:42
It's the reddish hair, Luth!!! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif
Yeah, you know I love guys with reddish hair...*drool*
catwmnjedi
05-13-2002, 08:28 PM
<span style="color:#daa500">Ok ladies, time for your daily dose of DREAMBOAT!!! *:sigh:</span>
http://web.ecomplanet.com/ORAN9070/ServerContent/MyCustomImages/ORAN9070CustomImage0036595.jpg
<span style="color:#daa500">I'm definitely going to have to bring an extra pair of... er... contacts (yeah, that's it...) to AOTC when I see Obaby-Wan Kenobi larger than life on the HUGE screen! AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
How's that for saucy, TovBunny!</span>
http://www.jedinet.com/prequels/forumitems/natalie4.jpg
style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif
Once again folks - use sites like ecomplanet.com to host your images style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif
Um - oh brilliant technical doofus style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif
StarWars.com and TheJawa.com are NOT hosted by America Online.
Be mindful.
Spoiling the boys yet again. This is a scan featuring part of the image that we took at Celebration 2 of Michonne. Mrs. T had taken a real sweet shot of her, so I headed down to a local Kodak shop and had it enlarged to an 8X10 for handy autographing. Turned out real nice.
http://www.jedinet.com/prequels/forumitems/mich1.jpg
RedMirax
05-13-2002, 09:19 PM
Now HERE is da man!!!!! And he looks sooooo HOTT in black!!!! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif
Tarkheki- Jedi Dug
05-13-2002, 09:39 PM
WHOAGH!
first cat- your kids are the best!... i made my mom this funny card... it litteraly brought tears to her eyes before she opened it up and saw the punch line.. then she laughed so hard for a LOONG time! *:tounge:
And that pic... wow... still the cahins rules... a little S&M in me ya know?... but i MAKE my dreams a reality... girls, and guys for that matter, you have to get the 12" and work out all the fantasies on those... girls, customize a pirncess leia doll to look like you and video tape the things! *:sigh:
kafe, glad to see the drool... very promising... just go easy on hubby... don't, well, HURT him in the process. :0
Red. oh my god! what a hottie pic of luke!... must take after his dad... good ol' ben... i mean, er.... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/cry.gif
well, here's another for the gals... very...well, let's put it this way, i would like to take that feather and tickle something with it... you know the saying:
Sexy is when you tickle a man's balls with a feather... kinky is when you use the entire chicken.
style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif
Tovor
05-13-2002, 10:04 PM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Sexy is when you tickle a man's balls with a feather... kinky is when you use the entire chicken.
[/b][/quote]
Hmmmmmm.....I wonder how Lara feels about handling poultry.
Darth Sithster
05-13-2002, 10:42 PM
Red- thank you, thank you thank you... feel free to redeme this thanking of you for a free "get out of Thwapping" in the future...
.. but luke would look so much better had it not been for the 70's hair... like, if he hair like Vash the Stampede, THAT would be cool.
Cat - you've raised your children well. You are a good mother.style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/thumbsup.gif
Kafer - God help me, i'll get a Blastoise and hose you down. *style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/eh.gif
Tark - .. and how come is it i don't have a 12" luke or maul or Dooku, hmmmm?.. and not a fowl in sight!
Tovor - curb the beak and clip the talons, or you'll have an additive to that "idiot for a day" board. :sigh:
Okay Tarkheki, let's try not to be so vulgar.
Mara1Jade
05-13-2002, 11:10 PM
When asked what he thought of his Episode II action figure by Entertainment Tonight, Ewan replies, grinning, "I look a bit like Richard Chamberlain, I think..."
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Whatta babe...
Tarkheki- Jedi Dug
05-13-2002, 11:37 PM
To Teek and everyboday else,
rereading that last pst, yup your right... sorry about that... i'll detain myself from those remarks... sorry if i offended anyone... just went a tiny weeny ...well, ok... i went overboard. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.gif
sorry again... i'll stick to suttle hints and comments. :confused:
sorry again.:dontgetit:
Shoma Barad
05-14-2002, 02:14 AM
LOL... theres a time and a place for those sort of comments... its called TFN... lol (Im kidding... no offence taken here style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif )
~~Shoma
Pepper
05-14-2002, 03:18 AM
Tark, you're outta control!
:0
"Obaby-Wan Kenobi"?
LOL Cat!!
OK, some sicko mentioned chains. *(But now that you mention it, I think we get to see hottie Amidala in chains in AOTC, right? *Hmm.) *You guys are twisted, I say.
Hey, pardon my ignorance, but that blonde chick is the one who was Aurra Sing, right? *What's her name, Michone something-er-other...I don't remember; some French name I think. *Yep, she's a hottie!!
catwmnjedi
05-14-2002, 01:35 PM
<span style="color:#daa500">Tark outta control? *Nooo... really? *style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif *Oh, just throw some cold water on her once in awhile and she'll settle... or maybe make her eat ice cream to cool her off... hehe.
Pep... JUST WAIT!! Once the movie is out and we are allowed to post more EP2 pics... I'll have a BUNCH of girl hotties just for you! *Hey, I owe you for being so nice to me.. plus you have Han for your avatar! *style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/cool.gif *</span>
Tarkheki- Jedi Dug
05-14-2002, 02:32 PM
Cat...well, you are right....but the cold water doens' help anymore.. and the ice cream?...don't give me ideas. *style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif
pep...we are not sick...we are just...well,... enthusiastic, if we can use that word. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/inlove.gif
well my lovelies, i HAD some really good pics of Obi, but unfortionatly, i can't fuind them! i don't know which catagory i saved them under!... this makes me saaaaaaad... :sad:
Tarkheki- Jedi Dug
05-14-2002, 03:20 PM
yohoo!
i found one!!!
style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/inlove.gif *style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/inlove.gif *style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/inlove.gif
so preeetttyy.....
Darth Sithster
05-14-2002, 06:18 PM
So how you all doin'?
Cat/Pepper - it's people like Tark that make the world go round... litterally, they encourage the doubtful to have $Ex (i'm not to sure if I am allowed writting that here) whcih is a good thing... despite them getting carried away sometime, and not by men.
Tark - next time you get jittery, just think Emperor Palpatine Naked.
i've destroyed all the lusting on this board.
catwmnjedi
05-14-2002, 06:48 PM
<span style="color:#daa500">LOL Darthsis! *Oh, what a delightful image... ewwwwwwwwwww.
Tark, I have a bunch of pics, but I'll have to verify what amount of space I have on my server. *Take JNP's advice and create a site on www.ecoplanet.com. *It's free and has an easy interface to load pics on a webpage. *I'm using mine only for pics I post here. *Then you can use the IMAGE box on the post editor screen to link inside your post.... and Voila! *No attachment necessary! *Much better...
Mail or PM me if you need help or don't understand the instructions.
Oh, and am I getting presents from you sometime? *style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sly.gif
I watched Moulin Rouge again last night... needed to have Ewan sing to me again... *sigh* *I think I'm going to die before Thursday!!!</span>
Pepper
05-14-2002, 10:01 PM
Cat, so you've got lotsa pics for me, eh? *Oh man. *I mean, woman. *I mean women. *Never mind what I mean. *I need to think about other stuff right now, mainly work. *
Speaking of work, I started my new full-time job yesterday, though I actually began doing what I'm supposed to be doing today. *Plus I'm still working my part-time job at the university, which means that my tickets for 9:30am on Opening Day are no longer worth anything, unless They will agree to exchange for a later time that day. *I'm going to look into that tonight.
RedMirax
05-14-2002, 10:13 PM
<span style="color:7070cc">That's too bad, Pepper. I'm sorry. I hope you get to exchange tickets!!!
Here's a nice pic!!!</span>
Kafer
05-15-2002, 01:25 PM
Okay, let's see if I can do this.
Here is a pic from the premier. Ewan looking very much like Bono in this one.
Kafer
05-15-2002, 01:28 PM
Sorry, this is the more Bono looking one
Kafer
05-15-2002, 01:30 PM
And one more.
catwmnjedi
05-15-2002, 01:36 PM
<span style="color:#daa500">Cool Kafer!
Hmm, I still don't think that Cupie-Doll hairstyle does it for me. *And look at the guy.. he's losing weight AGAIN... those dang Europeans.. eat something! *(Lean muscle mass is a GOOD thing! ) I think my dreams of him working out more are unrealistic. *Doing those romantic comedy movies lately has gotten him out of shape.
Oh well, maybe when he has to start filming EP3 Nick Gillard will whip him in better shape.
Then again, I could use whipping into shape myself, so who am I to talk? *He's still a doll...</span>
Tarkheki- Jedi Dug
05-15-2002, 04:16 PM
cat, the only person who will be doing the whipping around here will be me... and on obi... when he's chained up... (remember the pic?)
actually, i just saw a :behind the scenes" where ewan was acting silly again... quite funny, but a REALLY HOT scene (kinda spoiler, but don't worry i won't give it away) and he was just oh so yummi... i started to fantasize again.... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/inlove.gif
catwmnjedi
05-15-2002, 06:48 PM
<span style="color:#daa500">I don't know, Tark. *Obi-Wan did a lot of whipping of me when I was his sex slave imprisoned in his Dune Sea adobe all those years waiting for Luke to grow up. *Yeah, it was torture too. *I guess he saved those chains! *Too bad he had to release me when he brought Luke over... I guess it wouldn't have made a good impression on the youngster. *:tounge:
Oh, and he didn't need Viagra either. *I guess the Force even helps keep one spry!</span> :sigh:
Kafer
05-15-2002, 08:05 PM
Ladies, ladies. *Well all know he was with me, so stop diluting yourselves. *
Cat - What romantic comedies lately? *Black Hawk Down? *Young Adam? *Neither sound very romantic to me. *
*style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sly.gif
Perhaps I'll try the Cat exercise program. *Maybe it would motivate me to move faster if I envision a very sexy looking Obi-Wan cracking a whip just inches from my skin as I'm doing the little eliptical thingy at the gym.
catwmnjedi
05-16-2002, 12:58 AM
<span style="color:#daa500">Kafer, isn't he currently making some 50's style romantic comedy? *I can't remember the name of it...
OHHHHHHHHH, I watched Ewie for an hour interview on E! I love hearing him speak in his natural Scottish accent. *My favorite part was when the interviewer said, "You've had to be nude in several of your films, is that hard for you?"
And he said, "Sorry???!!" with a devilish laugh...... LOL!!!!!! He was charming and adorable as usual. And they mentioned he writes POETRY too!!!!! What doesn't that guy do! *Act, sing, dance, poetry, save the galaxy...</span> style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/inlove.gif
Kafer
05-16-2002, 11:32 AM
Sorry, forgot about that. Down with Love is what it's called. With Rene Zellweger. They haven't started filming yet though. He's still working on Young Adam.
Tarkheki- Jedi Dug
05-16-2002, 02:33 PM
ladies ladies...please stop living the lie.. we all know obi is with ME... day in and day out... restless and spry as he always is... none of you can take that awya form me... you HEAR that?!?! NONE of you!!! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mad.gif
well, as far as the whipping goes, he has had his fair share with me... and i have had My fair share... but let's not think that chains is the ONLY thing we use.... rooowweeerrrr.... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/devil.gif *style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/inlove.gif
catwmnjedi
05-16-2002, 07:20 PM
<span style="color:#daa500">OK gals, would I be considered evil if during AOTC I couldn't help a few Jedi sandwich fantasies? *I mean, Hayden was rather, *er.... I hate to admit it since I said he was so young earlier, but... he was.... rather HOT. *Not as hot as Ew-baby, but....
AHHHHHHHHH, what am I gonna do when my daughters start dating!?!? *I think I need help! *style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/butbut.gif</span>
Kafer
05-16-2002, 07:50 PM
Now, wait a minute. I have yet to see AotC. Tomorrow night, 7:30. Then you can start talking to me about Jedi Sandwiches.
And don't forget, Ewan on Leno tonight. And really this time. Not like Ewan on the Today show on Monday and really it was Hayden. If you go to the NBC website, and click on the Tonight Show link. They've got a very cute picture of Ewan there.
So, stay up late with Jay and see Ewan.
26 1/2 hours to go.
Oh, I do have a cute husband story. Last night, we're watching the end of Law and Order and I look at the clock and I say. "Two hours until Star Wars." And my husband said, "Do you want to go. Because if you want to go, we can." How nice. I said no, because there were probably no tickets left. I could wait until Friday. What a nice guy.
Tarkheki- Jedi Dug
05-16-2002, 10:13 PM
hauwaaauuaghhhh... OH MY GOD! after i saw ep 2 i'm more in love with obi now than EVER!!!! be sure that i will be doing lots of obi doodles for all!!!!.. and really CUTE ones too!
catwmnjedi
05-17-2002, 01:36 AM
<span style="color:#daa500">LOL Tark! Obi-doodles??? You don't wanna know what I was first thinking when you said that!
I must be delirious...
Sweet, Kafer! My hubby tried to talk me into going last night too. He would've stayed with the kids and I would've had to go alone, plus I didn't think there'd be tickets left either. So I waited until noon today, then saw it AGAIN this evening with my kids.
I may break my personal record seeing a movie in the theater on this one (currently 8). It's way cool and I can't imagine not seeing it on the big screen multiple times.
You're right Tark, Obi-Wan was gallant and better than ever!</span>
Seanakin
05-17-2002, 04:38 AM
<span style="color:2679ef">Speaking of delusions (how DOES one dilute oneself, BTW?), I have to say you gals are living under one. *This is NOT just an Obsessor's Thread. *This is a full-blown (as it were) ESTROGEN BRIGADE!!!
At least, though, you choose to rally around the more logical cast members, I'll give y'all credit for that. *I would hate to bump around on the internet and discover that there's a "Count Dooku Estrogen Brigade." :0
Oh, and a newsflash: Natalie Portman is HOT. *Particularly when George himself is designing the wardrobe. *And on that I'll now shut up. :sigh: </span>
Blizzard
05-17-2002, 08:30 AM
Ewan on Leno....... He was gorgeous! He was hilarious! He talked about being naked! Oh baby! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/drool.gif
Ahem, I mean he was rather entertaining, did everyone else get to see him?
Kafer
05-17-2002, 11:52 AM
Blizz - I watched Ewan on Leno last night. I laughed so hard when he told the story about slipping on the water. And those devilsh grins he gave when talking about being naked and having sex with everyone. He was great.
10 hours 40 minutes til EPII
Tarkheki- Jedi Dug
05-17-2002, 03:28 PM
I saw him on leno too! it was the best! save for mom's little aggrivation for me yesterday, during the ting and this morning... i love tgat quote:
you know the sound? it's the sound of lots of powdery old ladies going "gasp"!
LOL!!!! :biggrin:
and cat, after we have all seen ep 2, i want to post a pic of what got me so riled up.... but again, i wait for everyone to see it! *:tounge:
anyhoo, today there will be doodling... i dunno for over the weekend as my MOTHER will be home for, yup, the LONG weekend... lord knows what she will want me to do. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.gif
but i might sneek away into my room and doodle some more! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/cool.gif
Blizzard
05-18-2002, 02:12 AM
http://blizzardskies.com/bz/laughs/tarkdoesewan.jpg
"Don't worry Ewan, Baby, it won't hurt a bit!"
http://blizzardskies.com/bz/laughs/ewandoestark.jpg
"Tark, Darling, I think you had your face under the sun lamp too long."
Yeah, I know I suck at photo manips, but I was bored.
Tarkheki- Jedi Dug
05-18-2002, 03:25 AM
bliz> I LOVE YOU!!!! I LOVE YOU TO PEICES!!!! *style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/happy.gif *:biggrin: *:tounge:
oh my! i saved all of those! i will REASURE those images!!!! FOREVER!!!!!!
Shoma Barad
05-18-2002, 04:26 AM
Natalieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....
Natalieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....
Mmmmm.....
Natalieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....
She can't act(! ), but dang! She's so hot she's steaming!
AOTC rocked (I cant stress that enough, people!!!! )
~~Shoma
Kafer
05-18-2002, 04:35 PM
Oh my. *Saw AotC last night. *I think I love Obi-Wan even more now. *Anakin still doesn't do much for me. *The whole selfish thing turns me off. *I want his entrire attention on me. * style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/devil.gif
Tovor
05-19-2002, 01:13 AM
You girls and your lust-consumed, libido-enhanced minds. *Can't you ever watch a movie without noticing the sexual attributes of the male stars? *Sheesh.
BTW, guys, not that I paid any attention, but it must have been cold inside Padme's ship on Tatooine, since she looked a bit, um, nippy. *I guess ol' George forgot to bring the bandaids on that location.
Darth Sithster
05-19-2002, 03:17 AM
Tovor - *according to Carrie Fisher, that wouldn't be bandaids, that would be duct-tape.
Tark and the Ladies - ok, so I admit, Ben had lots of things going on... especially with all the kicking... and man, does he have a nice tukas...
but Dooku had class, he had style, he had masculinity... he dropped Obi-wan like a new-born giraffe. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/thumbsup.gif
Darth Sithster
05-19-2002, 03:28 AM
Seanakin - There is nothing wrong with women liking men who emitt masculinity... unlike guys, women (who are not on this thread) do not nessicarily look for a man who is young, hot or Busty (hopefully style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/eh.gif) many women find men who have a ceratin chivilary, valeur or masculin charm to them... Yule Breaner, Captain Pickard, Alan Rickman.... many of these men are deemed desirable by women not because of ruggid good looks but because of a special charm and manly strength they exert... and if you say otherwise i will use my sithie powers to thwapp you!
style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/hmmm.gif *:sarcasm: *:sigh:
Cat, Red, Kafer - I am sorry, but i will have to uphold my sister's desires... it's nothing personal, but blood is thicker than water. Any one of you touch Obi-wan without Tark's permission... I kill you! I find many ways and them being of the painfull and I kill you!!! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/thumbsup.gif
Tarkheki- Jedi Dug
05-19-2002, 02:57 PM
OK, first i must say... thank you Darth Siths...
now, i must apologise for her... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif
well, after going ape over ep 2 again, all i have to say is:
I'm dissaoppinted with ONE scene only...
*SLIGHT SPOILER*
you see, i was hoping that after obi get's in from the rain, he would complain how all the garbs were sticking to him uncomfortably, and he would strip them one by one... and since in a galaxy far far away there is no such thing as undergarments... >:}}
*END OF IT*
but then again, i can't have it all... i'll justy dumpy my 12" doll ino the tub and turn the shower on him... then, I'LL got to strip him... *style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/devil.gif
Well, i promised doodle didn't i?... wait till tonight... i want to fet at least 3-4 of them in at once... >:}
tov- we can go to see a movie and not gawk at the guys... just as much as you guys can... oh! wait!... *style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif
Tovor
05-20-2002, 10:14 PM
Duct tape.....yeeouch!
All you lusty libidoed ladies, I have 4 things to tell you:
Coming soon to a theatre near you...
K19...
Starring...
Harrison Ford and Liam Neeson.
catwmnjedi
05-21-2002, 01:16 AM
<span style="color:#daa500">Why is this such a popular thread? *:sarcasm:
First, Shoma... so you like Natalie now, eh? *LOL.. you couldn't stand her in TPM... guess the gratuitous flesh and need for bandaids (LOL guys) finally got to you. *And you're right... she can't act.
Chivalry... yes, that's a turn-on. *I'm assuming many of the women who like Star Wars tend to be stronger personalities... like Leia and Padme... not helpless. *I have this theory that such women (myself included) get tired of being strong in every arena and sometimes WANT to be rescued. *So heros, knights-in-shining armor... those types are the objects of fantasy. *After all, it takes a strong, special guy to handle a strong lady!
I wanted to marry Indiana Jones, but Harrison's older than my dad, so that's a little weird... though Sean Connery still "has it", even at his age.
And why do the guys care so much about the "estrogen brigade" obsessing??? *What a double standard! *Besides, guys eat it up when women go ga-ga over them, even if they get a little crude about it, so quit your whining! We're not personally attacking anyone or anyone's manhood. *And who are you guys trying to fool? *Like you don't THINK about women/sex every 7 seconds or whatever it is... of course, Tark has you beat... every 2 seconds easy.
style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif
Just remember... this is one of the most visited/posted threads around here, and even the guys can't stay away now!</span>
Darth Sithster
05-21-2002, 02:49 AM
Red - *I agree with you, strong women do need a special kind of guy to handle them... in both ways. *:sigh:
as for Tark... i've clocked it to about 1.36 seconds... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/eh.gif
and count dooku is still hot.
Seanakin
05-21-2002, 04:24 AM
<span style="color:2679ef">Now wait a second...I will never (and I MEAN NEVER) argue with any of you ladies about what y'all oughta like in a man. *That is something I couldn't care less about.
And as for the kind of gals we men go for, I get kinda tired of the stereotype (and I chose that word carefully) that we're only interested in the "Young, Hot, and Busty" genus. *It's more like "Young, Hot, Busty, Loyal, Fertile, and Can Cook Like Mother." style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko.gif *style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko.gif *style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko.gif
Or at least four of those would be nice.
Um, where was I? *(Out watching FotR, actually.) *Oh yeah, the "estrogen brigade" thing. *I wasn't saying that was wrong, merely that this "obsessor's thread" had evolved into something that looked more like and estrogen brigade.
EB's are okay. *Heck, I even have my own EB. :smile:
Christ, y'all're like my mother and sisters when they used to gang up on me when I was in high school and level all sorts of misogynistic accusations at me. *No wonder my old man had so many other places to be at night. *Guess he actually had some brains after all.</span>
Pepper
05-21-2002, 03:58 PM
Well, if I ever complained about any of the ladies here always obsessing over some man, I'd be the biggest hypocrite around. And I agree, Natalie Portman's not a great actor, but she is hot. And that's all that matters.
catwmnjedi
05-23-2002, 01:25 AM
<span style="color:#daa500">Sean, we weren't trying to gang up on you. I suppose I sounded a bit defensive there.
But I have to appreciate my estrogen surges when I have them. After all, SOMEDAY I'll have to take supplements! Hopefully not for quite a while yet, but growing old sux. I will say to those ladies who are still in their 20's... you ain't seen nothing yet!
LOL Pep. You're right, for the sake of this thread, that's all that matters!
Dooku hot? Weird. Jango wasn't bad... has that rugged look, and at least HE looks like he works out!</span>
Tarkheki- Jedi Dug
05-23-2002, 03:07 PM
Hye guys!
Sorry for dissapearing, but i didn't know the addie of this site changed. >:}
cat- i love you, but i cannot do anything for you now... Darth Siths LOVES Dooku... and i have no idea the wrath she will unleash... probably nothign on you more like on me... i'm the closest to her.... :sad:
well, i promised obi doodles right? due to the fact that they are slightly spoilerish (well, not really... the images are funny, but the explination might give soemthing away) i will be putting them in the ep 2 part of the board... they will have links to my site where you can view them... my only request is go look later... like this evening, 'casue i have work to do on my site to
get the links active. >:}
well, i have to admit i got really jelious today... i saw the last of the "making of ep 2"... and there is this scene where someone came up to obi and brushed the hair behind his ear... i cried... i wanted to be her.... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/inlove.gif
Kafer
05-23-2002, 07:12 PM
Okay, I found some EPII pictures of Obi. *Nothing that could be considered a spoiler, but if you're trying to stay totally spoiler free until you see the movie, then you may want to avoid these.
Well, never mind. The files were too big. I'll have to figure out how to shrink them.
Darth Sithster
05-23-2002, 09:04 PM
Seanie - Hey man, i hope i didn't come off as Harsh.. well, not unitl you guys know me well enough to know i always sound harsh, but i'm not... what I meant was, if the guys on this list feel like sharing, it's only insight to us ladies... and i can comply only with the following 4:
Young, Hot (2 guys at the AOTC screening i went to were positive that I was either related to or was Natlie Portman.. that counts as "hot") Loyal, and Can Cook Like Mother (I could make your mother CRY of envy the way i cook)
Pepper - Hey man, hi! i'm Tark's sister, "Darth Sithster"
Cat - ... did you say "Weird"? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/hmmm.gif did you? :hmmm: ok, let me get this strait.. you said the though of Dooku as hot is weird. :hmmm: ... don't get me wrong, i love you... *TWHAPP!*
it was for your own good.
Seanakin
05-23-2002, 09:17 PM
<span style="color:2679ef">I'm sorry, I didn't mean to say (or even merely imply) that y'all were ganging up on me. *That was my mistake.
In fact, I'm the one barging in here and saying a bunch of stuff. *In all fairness, this IS just harmless fun. *(At least from MY vantage point of my computer here in Portland.) style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif
And that list of qualifications was a joke, for the most part. *I don't expect Luth to be able to cook like my mother because frankly, NOBODY can. :biggrin:
Kiddin'. *Although I must admit I do miss my mother's cooking, particularly after I have to call Pop tarts and Milk "Supper." *:sad:
Anyway, you're all doing just fine, trust me. Sorry for being such a disturbance in your force.</span>
Darth Sithster
05-23-2002, 09:52 PM
hey, don't get us wrong man, we aren't upset or anything, we just didn't want to upset you... yah, we know we're all messin' around on the boards, but thats just how we make sure no one will take offense to anything we tend to say... as if the words out of my mouth are holly or something. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/eh.gif
Pepper
05-23-2002, 10:07 PM
Hello Darth Sis! *Glad to have you aboard. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif
Cat, yeah looking hot is important, but I was wrong; that's not all that matters. *Sean already mentioned some of the other things, which are being a willing and able cook, and I would thrown in the matter of being a willing and able masseus (sp?). *
Concerning Darth Sis's obsession with Dooku, I see absolutely no reason why not. *After all, I'd say that he's in the same category as Sean Connery, and I've yet to meet a woman who didn't think *he* was hot. *Man, Dooku's even better than James Bond, IMO, cause he's a tall, dark, and handsome lord of the Sith, with a lightsaber, and that's cool enough in itself. *Heck, if I had a lightsaber I'd probably have all the chicks after me, even if it was pink! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/cool.gif
Tarkheki- Jedi Dug
05-23-2002, 10:12 PM
Hello poeples!
ok, well, i have to admit that i think Dooku is also hot... not as much as obi, but still hot. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif
well, the little doodles are up... well links to them.. there in the prequils, and official AOTC review thread... go looki see! :biggrin:
Tovor
05-24-2002, 02:39 AM
I can see where gals would be turned on by older men like Lee. I can even see where they'd find Obi-Wan sexy. The last time I saw AOTC I thought in the Kamino cloning facility in the room with Lama Su, that Ewan looked his most handsome with his hair wet and slicked back.
Uh, wait a minute. *Did I say that? *Oh hell, I haven't seen Darthlara in 14 months, even Obi's butt scratching friend Dexter is starting to turn me on! *style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/butbut.gif
Tovor
05-24-2002, 02:41 AM
Here's a trivia question for Tark and Darth Sithster:
What do Count Dooku and Tommy Lee have in common?
Seanakin
05-24-2002, 02:54 AM
<span style="color:2679ef">Wait...does this have something to do with his likeness in the Jedi Archives?
Speaking of which, I thought of something related to this one database maintained by the American Psychological Association, and it's called PsycLIT. *Look it up, I ran across it two years ago during my (brief) stint at the OHSU Library.
Anyway, while showering, I got the idea of having Madame Jocasta Nu shouting "I AM THE PsycLIT COMMANDER!"
{...} :dontgetit:
Okay, back to the drawing board. *</span>
Darth Sithster
05-24-2002, 03:13 AM
Pepp - it's a CURVED lightsaber.. you know, for her pleasure... :sarcasm: not to mention Dooku has this valure, and charm... and a voice so low if it went lower it would be illegal in 35 out of 50 states. :sigh:
.. if you need me to explain that, just let me know.
Tovor - you mean Dooku as the character or Christopher Lee?
Seanakin - what is related to the database?
Seanakin
05-24-2002, 03:30 AM
<span style="color:2679ef">It's related to getting the joke, actually.
But if you haven't seen Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, you might as well go back to your copy of "Ewan On the Rocks" or whatever. *Because otherwise you wouldn't understand any kind of tirade about being the master of the PsycLIT. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/cool.gif *style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/cool.gif *style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/cool.gif
Again, don't mind me, I come up with the dumbest things sometimes.</span>
Tovor
05-24-2002, 03:45 AM
Sean, LMAO, but you think of Jocasta Nu while you're showering? Ewww. Does she also call out for Mike H...never mind.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Wait...does this have something to do with his likeness in the Jedi Archives?
[/b][/quote]
No, not really. The bust in the library only showed his head.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Pepp - it's a CURVED lightsaber.. you know, for her pleasure... [/b][/quote]
That really depends on which direction it curves to. If it curves in the wrong direction it can lead to near misses, which can be painful for you.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>.. if you need me to explain that, just let me know.[/b][/quote]
I quoted you to avoid saying it myself. LOL
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Tovor - you mean Dooku as the character or Christopher Lee?
[/b][/quote]
Well the actor and the drummer have the same last name, but I was referring to the character.
Kafer
05-24-2002, 12:59 PM
Sean - LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! I loved Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. In fact, I'll be purchasing it this weekend. My favorite of the Jay and Silent Bob movies. Although, Dogma is in a close second. Have you seen the deleted scenes? My god, there's enough for a whole other movie.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>BTW, guys, not that I paid any attention, but it must have been cold inside Padme's ship on Tatooine, since she looked a bit, um, nippy[/b][/quote]
Obsessing over the pic I promised? :sly:
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>What do Count Dooku and Tommy Lee have in common?[/b][/quote]
Um, hehe, their lightsabers?
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>I can see where gals would be turned on by older men like Lee. I can even see where they'd find Obi-Wan sexy. The last time I saw AOTC I thought in the Kamino cloning facility in the room with Lama Su, that Ewan looked his most handsome with his hair wet and slicked back.
Uh, wait a minute. Did I say that? Oh hell, I haven't seen Darthlara in 14 months, even Obi's butt scratching friend Dexter is starting to turn me on![/b][/quote]
I think somebunny needs some bunnylovin' soon :love:
Darth Sithster
05-24-2002, 10:35 PM
Tovor - THAT part fo the joke i don't think anyone needed an explination too, or your extensive knowledge of the female human anatomy. It was the Low voice part i was discussing... and since you miss-interpreted to what I was refering to, you didn't get it either. :sarcasm:
Wait.. There's a drummer called "Tommy Lee"? I thought you meant Tommy Lee Jones... wait, is Tommy Lee Pamela my-hooters-are-so-big-every-man-alive-who's-not-gay-wants-his-own-pair
Anderson's boyfriend?.. if so, i wouldn't know, i make it a point to listen to REAL music.. one with MELODY and all the characteristics taught by the Royal Conservatory of Music... not the Royally Conserved to Noise...
DarthLara - i'm holding you responsible for Tovor's erradic display of knowledge in the female reproductive organs... :sigh:
Tark - DID THE EYBALL EXPLODE?!?!!? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko.gif
LMAO!!! well, someone had to teach him ;)
Tarkheki- Jedi Dug
05-24-2002, 11:24 PM
no, the eyeball didn't explode for the love of god... but if you want, my head will in a momnet... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/eh.gif
Tovor
05-25-2002, 02:13 AM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Obsessing over the pic I promised?[/b][/quote] *
Well duh! I haven't seen 'em in over a year! I'm dying to see them again!
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>What do Count Dooku and Tommy Lee have in common?[/b][/quote]
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Um, hehe, their lightsabers?[/b][/quote]
Right you are! *One is curved and the other is verrrrry long! *One can slice you in half, and the other can knock you over or poke your eye out. (Ahhhh hah! Now I know where your mind is focused!)
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Uh, wait a minute. *Did I say that? *Oh hell, I haven't seen Darthlara in 14 months, even Obi's butt scratching friend Dexter is starting to turn me on![/b][/quote]
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>I think somebunny needs some bunnylovin' soon *[/b][/quote]
This bunny could definately appreciate that! :tounge:
Tovor
05-25-2002, 02:27 AM
DS,
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>THAT part fo the joke i don't think anyone needed an explination too, or your extensive knowledge of the female human anatomy. [/b][/quote]
It's not extensive at all. But come on, everybody knows what's down there! And I did pick up the skirt of my Planet of the Apes Zira eight inch action figure doll when I was a kid.
DL,
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>LMAO!!! well, someone had to teach him [/b][/quote]
LOL, but wasn't it the other way around? =)
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Ahhhh hah! Now I know where your mind is focused![/b][/quote]
Hehehe...well, I haven't seen "D" in over a year and I miss him! :sly:
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>LOL, but wasn't it the other way around? [/b][/quote]
Um, yeah :blush: and a great teacher you are!
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>This bunny could definately appreciate that! [/b][/quote]
Awwwwww, I miss you too. :love:
Luthien
05-25-2002, 09:34 AM
Originally posted by seanakin@May 17 2002 - 03:38
<span style="color:2679ef">Speaking of delusions (how DOES one dilute oneself, BTW?), I have to say you gals are living under one. *This is NOT just an Obsessor's Thread. *This is a full-blown (as it were) ESTROGEN BRIGADE!!!
At least, though, you choose to rally around the more logical cast members, I'll give y'all credit for that. *I would hate to bump around on the internet and discover that there's a "Count Dooku Estrogen Brigade." :0
</span>
I wouldn't be surprised if there WAS...there is a Yoda Estrogen brigade, after all.
BTW, Jango Fett's hot, if you ask me. If Boba grows up to look like that...YOWZA! *drool*
Luthien
05-25-2002, 09:37 AM
Originally posted by seanakin@May 21 2002 - 03:24
<span style="color:2679ef">Now wait a second...I will never (and I MEAN NEVER) argue with any of you ladies about what y'all oughta like in a man. *That is something I couldn't care less about.
And as for the kind of gals we men go for, I get kinda tired of the stereotype (and I chose that word carefully) that we're only interested in the "Young, Hot, and Busty" genus. *It's more like "Young, Hot, Busty, Loyal, Fertile, and Can Cook Like Mother." style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko.gif *style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko.gif *style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko.gif
Or at least four of those would be nice.
Um, where was I? *(Out watching FotR, actually.) *Oh yeah, the "estrogen brigade" thing. *I wasn't saying that was wrong, merely that this "obsessor's thread" had evolved into something that looked more like and estrogen brigade.
EB's are okay. *Heck, I even have my own EB. :smile:
</span>
*takes a look at herself*
Young, check. Busty, check. Loyal...well...check. Fertile, how would I know? There's only one way to find out. And I can't cook like your mother either.
Oh, and I am sorry for not updating your Estrogen Brigade in ages. :(
Luthien
05-25-2002, 09:39 AM
Originally posted by seanakin@May 23 2002 - 20:17
<span style="color:2679ef">And that list of qualifications was a joke, for the most part. *I don't expect Luth to be able to cook like my mother because frankly, NOBODY can. :biggrin:
Kiddin'. *Although I must admit I do miss my mother's cooking, particularly after I have to call Pop tarts and Milk "Supper." *:sad:
</span>
Aw, HONEY...that sucks. Remind me to try to cook you some proper supper while I'm in Portland... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.gif
Darth Sithster
05-25-2002, 04:38 PM
Darth Lara -so long as you can admit responsibility...
Tovor - your dirty little childhood you can keep to yourself, thank you very much. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/eh.gif
Tark - yes, i want to see that...
Blizzard
05-25-2002, 09:31 PM
http://blizzardskies.com/bz/laughs/obsessed.gif
Excuse the intrusion, but I come bearing gifts.
First, here are pics of Ewan on Leno. (http://www.ewanspotting.com/multimedia/tv2.html)
Here is another gif. http://blizzardskies.com/bz/laughs/guitarewan.gif
And a butt for Tark.
http://blizzardskies.com/bz/laughs/ewanjeansbutt.jpg
http://blizzardskies.com/bz/laughs/renton.gif
And a *A QUIZ!!!!!!! (http://members.aol.com/laynewould/quizzes/ewan.htm)
Kafer
05-25-2002, 10:56 PM
Yes!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm Alex Law. I love that guy. One of my most favorite Ewan characters.
Blizz - I see we visit some of the same websites. (Ewanspotting) I love the pics they have there for EPII.
Darth Sithster
05-25-2002, 11:57 PM
I got this one:
<center><font face="arial">http://members.aol.com/laynewould/quizzes/christian.gif
Take The Ewan McGregor Test! (http://members.aol.com/laynewould/quizzes/ewan.htm)</font></center>
but that is COMPLETELY off the record, do you understand me? completely!!!
good to have you around blizz, why so quiet?
JocastaNu
05-26-2002, 05:49 AM
Blizzard, I've never seen that .gif titled guitarewan before anywhere. When's it from, where's it from? It's totally new to me.
Vyndim
05-26-2002, 12:53 PM
I sense a disturbance in the Force...Its telling me there are waaaay too many images of Ewan on this thread and that something must be done. * style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif
Tarkheki- Jedi Dug
05-26-2002, 02:41 PM
HELL- OOO!!!
thatnx for that little ass blizz... i new i can always count on you... :biggrin: ;) :love:
well, i too want to make a submition of sexiness... and for now you will have to download it, but if all you can tell me where you go to make the free account again?
Tarkheki- Jedi Dug
05-26-2002, 02:43 PM
oh... and here is the same image, but close up on his face... i love that face....
catwmnjedi
05-28-2002, 04:07 AM
<span style="color:#daa500">Nice pics, Blizz and Tark!
Did somebody say... too many Ewan pics? To that I say:
POSSIBLY....
But then again, you can NEVER have enough!!!!
http://web.ecomplanet.com/ORAN9070/servercontent/MyCustomImages/ORAN9070CustomImage0078789.jpg
http://web.ecomplanet.com/ORAN9070/servercontent/MyCustomImages/ORAN9070CustomImage0057725.jpg</span>
catwmnjedi
05-28-2002, 04:11 AM
<span style="color:#daa500">OH Pep... I did promise you some hotties for the guys... lol... but when I tried to get that great pic of Padme... I could only get it in pieces! *So here's an obsessor-worthy body part to drool over. *Best I can do at 2 am.
http://web.ecomplanet.com/ORAN9070/servercontent/MyCustomImages/ORAN9070CustomImage0065723.jpg</span>
Darth Sithster
05-28-2002, 06:43 PM
HEY EVERYBODY!
Go as Tarkie about her new Obi-play thing!
Pepper
05-28-2002, 09:42 PM
Lucky for you all I can't figure out how to post pictures. Thanks, Cat! Pretty much any part of her is drool-worthy. Now all she needs is a navel ring.
What's up with guys and navel rings? I wanted to get one but I can't cause I'm on coumadin :sad: too bad cause I've got the abs for one. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif
Vyndim
05-28-2002, 11:14 PM
Not all guys like navel rings. Although, they are usually nice addition. Their subtle enough not to subtract from the beauty of person, but their attractive enough to want for that nice added effect. I can think of several women who would look nice with a navel ring, Natalie there included. :D
Tarkheki- Jedi Dug
05-29-2002, 02:22 PM
first cat, LOL at the pic!
second, well, i am not one who likes the whole peircing thing on a whole... more than the ears is a "gyaaaahhhh!" for me.
i can tolerate nose stubs, but brow rings and lips ones?...well, i guess i was too scared or freaked out by the "pig stories" to get to like those... but i do guess it's a matter of taste.
well, yes, i have a new obi-play thing... the is currently bonding with the other entrapped...i mean, enslaved... opps, i mean "spoken for" males in the clan... after the fear leaves him i will have my way... mark my words.... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/devil.gif
Darth Sithster
05-29-2002, 04:02 PM
and you nkow what tark? that's just sad.
and i'm jealous. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/hmmm.gif
catwmnjedi
05-29-2002, 07:21 PM
<span style="color:#daa500">Body piercing.. I'll never understand it.
Why is it that at work today all I could think of was Jedi sandwiches?
Oh, and even my BOSS stopped by to talk Star Wars with me... I couldn't believe it. Maybe the Force is penetrating the ventilation system...</span>
Kafer
05-29-2002, 09:55 PM
Cat - I think it's a Force storm actually. I had an hour long SW discussion with friends who barely admit they've seen the movies. That prompted my question in the Classic Trilogy section.
The Force - It's what binds us together.....Wait, left that open for a Tark response.
Tark response: Actually it's chains and leather, but close enough.
Pepper
05-29-2002, 11:19 PM
What is it about guys and navel rings? Good question, DL. I couldn't tell you. Not because of some super-secret Guy Code that forbids me to say, but simply because I don't know. For some reason it's just very sexy on certain women. I don't really understand it. Well, I don't really understand a lot of things about me and the things that I like, so what else can I say?
catwmnjedi
05-30-2002, 12:56 AM
<span style="color:#daa500">Come on, Pep... admit it. You like navel rings because they give the impression that the girl might be a little bit naughty, walks on the wild side. Same reason gals like a guy with a motorcycle.
Does anybody else think Obi-Wan is INCREDIBLY SEXY that way he says the words "Rishi Mays"? (No idea on the spelling, but it sounded cool)</span>
JocastaNu
05-30-2002, 01:18 AM
Oh yes, "rishi maze" and so many other words like "Clone Army"(sort of phonetically like "Cloan Armeh").
Seanakin
05-30-2002, 01:38 AM
<span style="color:2679ef">Pepper, spilling the Code is okay, but please don't let them in on the Secret Handshake. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif
As for binding, chains can choke (ask a certain Hutt) and leather requires too much upkeep. *Good try, Kafer, but all you need are cuffs. *Cuffs are all you need.</span> :sigh:
Tovor
05-30-2002, 02:18 AM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>You like navel rings because they give the impression that the girl might be a little bit naughty, walks on the wild side. *[/b][/quote]
That's why Darthlara wanted to get one, to reveal her inhibited but naughty nature. *But she doesn't need a navel ring to make such an impression, she is purely naughty by nature, and that's why I call her my mistress of the Sith! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/devil.gif
And, she does have killer abs to rival Padme's!
Luthien
05-30-2002, 05:45 AM
Originally posted by seanakin@May 30 2002 - 00:38
<span style="color:2679ef">Pepper, spilling the Code is okay, but please don't let them in on the Secret Handshake. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif
As for binding, chains can choke (ask a certain Hutt) and leather requires too much upkeep. *Good try, Kafer, but all you need are cuffs. *Cuffs are all you need.</span> :sigh:
Leather requires too much upkeep? Awww... ???
I thought you didn't like handcuffs... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif
Luthien
05-30-2002, 05:52 AM
BTW, have anyone mentioned Exar Kun yet? Exar is so droolworthy.
Tarkheki- Jedi Dug
05-30-2002, 04:23 PM
LOL!
well first cat- about your boss, anything can happen... maybe he was high?... or your force power are gorwing.... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif
kafe... you know me oh so well. :biggrin:
Seanakin... cuffs?..i don't know.. gotta use the hands for the spanking... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/devil.gif
Cat, you're right, guys like navel rings because girls who wear them look naughty....just like girls go for James Dean type of guys.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>That's why Darthlara wanted to get one, to reveal her inhibited but naughty nature. But she doesn't need a navel ring to make such an impression, she is purely naughty by nature, and that's why I call her my mistress of the Sith!
And, she does have killer abs to rival Padme's![/b][/quote]
You're too bunny! :blush: :love:
Seanakin
05-30-2002, 04:59 PM
<span style="color:2679ef">Of course, the problem with the James Dean types is....well, we all know what happened to James Dean.
Personally, piercing past the earlobe freaks me out, and that's just for the gals. *For the life of me, I can't see any reason for a guy to get pierced. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/butbut.gif
And don't get me started on tatoos.
What I was looking for, in a nutshell, was someone who shared my old-fashioned, absolutist view of the phrase "Til death do you part."
That, and someone who liked cooking as much as my mother, but I guess Fate had other plans, didn't it? :smile: </span>
Luthien
05-30-2002, 05:44 PM
Hey, I still like cooking, and I may learn to like it even more after I learn some patience.
Kafer
05-30-2002, 06:04 PM
Sean - So does that mean instead of a divorce you'll end up like the War of the Roses?
catwmnjedi
05-30-2002, 06:39 PM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Personally, piercing past the earlobe freaks me out, and that's just for the gals. For the life of me, I can't see any reason for a guy to get pierced. [/b][/quote]
<span style="color:#daa500">Well, before Tark gets hold of that one, I'll just say some of us know. Though not me PERSONALLY... I'm from a different generation... when I was young and single, the guys I met never went past piercing ears. Hubby had a really long earring with a skull & crossbones, but that was in his heavy metal hayday before I ever dated him.
But I can imagine...
You know, I'm really not this bad in real life. So why does this thread bring out the worst in me?</span>
Seanakin
05-30-2002, 07:50 PM
<span style="color:2679ef">Kafer, at the risk of sounding old-fashioned, but to paraphrase Gene Krantz, divorce is NOT an option. *(At least not for me. *Though I despise it, I also realize that I can't control how everyone else lives their lives, so please don't think I would want everyone else to live like me. If THAT were to happen, it would truly be "Iste Mundus Furibundus.")
My paternal grandparents got divorced. *My parents got divorced. *Two of my aunts, and many of my cousins have gotten divorced. *Too many of my friends in Casper have gotten divorced. *And I'll be God-damned if that's going to happen to me. *(Not to put too serious a face on the subject, of course. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blush.gif ) *And I was willing to wait forever for someone who felt the same way.
Besides, you don't know Luth like I do. *Despite her protestations to the contrary, it was SHE who came after ME. *Which means to this day I have NEVER asked a girl out on a date, sad as that sounds. *Incidentally, if I sound a little naive about relationships, there's your key to understanding WHY.</span>
Cat, Tov had his ear pierced looooooong before we met. I don't think I'd like him to pierce his ear again.
Sean, I agree. I don't like tatoos either. I think a small tatoo looks nice on some people but not on everyone, too many tatoos is overkill, besides, it doesn't look good.
Pepper
05-30-2002, 09:34 PM
Don't worry, Sean. *Sound old-fashioned, please! *I'm with you there. *Thank God my parents are still together, but sadly I can't say that about the rest of my family. *If/when I find Miss Right it's gonna be forever.
Cat, maybe you're right. *I really do like piercings, but IMO it's not for just any girl, and it's certainly not for any boy. *Certain girls look really attractive with certain piercings, but not with nose rings or eye-brow rings. *I'm not so sure it's the bad girl image so much as it's a hint that there's something more, uh....hmm... what am I trying to say.... *That there's a lot of interesting personality beneath the pretty exterior. *I think that's a good way to describe it. *Actually, I've just never really thought too much about the "why" in this area. *I just know what I like and don't like. *style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/inlove.gif
An empty box with pretty wrapping paper is just that: an empty box with pretty wrapping paper. *So my girl has to have lots of personality and style, and I think a navel ring would be a natural result of having lots of personality or style. *The nose or brow ring, OTOH, indicates to me an attitude that's incompatible with my own, and/or monkey-see-monkey-do, and I'm not into either of those. *(That's just my limited experience, of course. *I'm sure there are many exceptions to this.)
As for leather and chains...
Well, I know I may seem a bit perverted at times, but I'm not. *At least I never really thought of myself that way. *To me, a pervert is someone really sick, and I'm not even going to begin to consider any sort of examples. *
style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/hmmm.gif
(Oh man. *Why on earth am I even beginning to try to explain something like this?! )
Uh, never mind.
Tarkheki- Jedi Dug
05-31-2002, 12:01 AM
Well cat, i will take a hold of that one now. >:}
as far as peircings go, i don't like them... like i said earlier, earings are just enough for me... i don't even find multiple earrings do be attractive... as for guys, one in the ear is as far as i go... i like the bear naked- as they say.... and i MEAN bear. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/devil.gif
as for tattoos, how's this for twisted? i hate them, but i make them... yup, i design tattoos and flash sheets, but i wouldn't be cought dead with one!
Tovor
05-31-2002, 03:29 AM
Lara's right, I had my left ear pierced when I was 17, but I had long hair and unless I wore long earrings you didn't see them. *At that age I was into heavy metal, and like the boys of Motley Crue I liked long earrings which were conspicuous. *I had a stud ring that I wore sometimes, but with the long hair you couldn't see my ears. *In my 20's after I cut my hair short, I rarely wore the stud anymore although at times I wore a small gold hoop ring there. *But now I haven't worn any earring for about 10 years. *The pierce is still there, and with a little bit of wine and romancing, and a lot of patience, foreplay, and pushing, I could maybe get the stud back in the hole again. *I don't know if its still in style though, and I don't have an urge to wear a ring again.
I like earrings on women, but not when they have several pierces in each ear; I don't like brow rings, cheek rings, lip rings, or nose rings, but naval rings are sexy. *Lara wanted to get one a long time ago but its not a good idea cause she's got thin blood. *Her belly button looks sexy regardless so she doesn't lack from not having a pierce there. *She also wanted to get a tatoo a few years ago, and I think I talked her out of it (I think that was before we were actually together.). *I think a tatoo on a woman is cute so long as its a small rose or heart or dove or something like that, in an inconspicuous place on her body, but not when its large and too obvious. *There are two women who live in my area and come into my store often (I think they're together, if you know what I mean.), and they have tatooes all over their arms, shoulders, and legs, and I think that is revolting.
Tark:
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>i like the bear naked- as they say.... and i MEAN bear. [/b][/quote]
You like the bear naked? *You mean Yogi Bear, like the bears on the Saturday Night Live cartoon "Anitomicals"? *Tark, bears now? *You're sexual interests are indeed remarkable. :wink:
I'm sorry...sometimes I may come off as immature and in denial of seriousness, but after a day of stress and seriousness and the constant pressure I have to deal with at work, I need to release my pent up immaturity by being as non serious as I can on the web. (Or maybe that is a just an excuse for making really lame jokes.)
Luthien
05-31-2002, 07:15 AM
Originally posted by seanakin@May 30 2002 - 18:50
<span style="color:2679ef">Kafer, at the risk of sounding old-fashioned, but to paraphrase Gene Krantz, divorce is NOT an option. *(At least not for me. *Though I despise it, I also realize that I can't control how everyone else lives their lives, so please don't think I would want everyone else to live like me. If THAT were to happen, it would truly be "Iste Mundus Furibundus.")
My paternal grandparents got divorced. *My parents got divorced. *Two of my aunts, and many of my cousins have gotten divorced. *Too many of my friends in Casper have gotten divorced. *And I'll be God-damned if that's going to happen to me. *(Not to put too serious a face on the subject, of course. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blush.gif ) *And I was willing to wait forever for someone who felt the same way.
Besides, you don't know Luth like I do. *Despite her protestations to the contrary, it was SHE who came after ME. *Which means to this day I have NEVER asked a girl out on a date, sad as that sounds. *Incidentally, if I sound a little naive about relationships, there's your key to understanding WHY.</span>
Seani, I am as oldfashioned as you. I'd rather not divorce if I can help it.
Well, I wouldn't have dared to go after you without help from Mon Matchma, so I didn't really go after you either...I am as naive about relationships as you.
BTW, what would you think if I got a small tattoo?
catwmnjedi
05-31-2002, 09:05 AM
<span style="color:#daa500">Well, I'm glad to hear none of you singles wants to ever get divorced. Does anyone really go into a marriage wanting or expecting a divorce someday? I doubt it, unless they are truly sick.
Just realize that things happen you can't predict, so being judgemental on that subject is naive. For example, a woman could say she'd NEVER divorce, then find ten years later that her husband is gay, or God forbid, he beats the pulp out of her or the kids. Would someone be expected to stay married in situations like that?
Yeah, you can seem to make all the right choices when you walk down the aisle, but sometimes people change... sometimes unpredictably. Or they may be good at deception.
I consider myself blessed to have a second chance. As much as I sometimes (usually jokingly) complain about Hubby... he's got a wonderful heart and soul, and I do truly believe that God sent him to me in my time of desperate need. I do believe in second chances, but I've also said that if I couldn't get it right a second time, better to throw in the towel and not get married again. I'm praying it won't ever come to that for me.</span>
Kafer
05-31-2002, 12:56 PM
Well, I agree. My husband comes from a parent who's been married and divorced three times. so, needless to say that was high on the list of things to talk about when the relationship started getting serious. 1) I will not invest time into a person who is just going to dump me when it gets tough and 2) there will be no children unless you're going to be the stay at home parent.
Sean - Just your whole "The literal interpretation of 'Til death do us part.' Just made me think of the movie the War of the Roses.
Seanakin
05-31-2002, 04:00 PM
<span style="color:2679ef">Oh, I see now. *Heh.
Interestingly enough, I was just analyzing the elder Barone characters on "Everybody Loves Raymond" the same way. *Here's a married couple who's together only because they believe too strongly in "til death do you part," even though they sometimes wish for an acceleration in that process. :biggrin:
Pep, you have my sympathy. *I can only hope that when your search is over, it will have been worth the wait. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/cool.gif </span>
Tarkheki- Jedi Dug
05-31-2002, 05:23 PM
Tov- Yes, as in Bear... not like Baloo the Bear, or Yogi Bear, but grizzly- chase you around the house gruting kinda bear... and i let out too much than i wanted to share... oh well... where's my 12" obi?
as far as divorce goes, being from a family that the parents are divorced, i too go into a relationship thinking it's for good... Kafe, you certainly brought up 2 points that are on my list too... all i can say is that if your hubby agreed, than you must be something else to catch a man that good! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/happy.gif
Kafer
05-31-2002, 06:22 PM
Tark - He did agree. And I did nothing special to get this guy except be myself at all times. (I had also given up on the fact that I was ever going to meet someone good. Maybe that helped.) But I firmly believe that if every couple considering marriage had an open and truely honest talk like we had, there would probably be less divorce.
I don't believe in divorce either. I think you should really know what you're getting into to get into such a commitment. I know that sometimes the person you married sometimes pulls a Dr. Jeckyll and Mr. Hyde, those cases are special. When I get married I want it to last not just because, but because we love and respect each other.
Seanakin
06-01-2002, 07:49 PM
<span style="color:2679ef">Wow...I hope this talk about divorce didn't kill this thread or anything. :sad:
Can I liven things up by mentioning that in the time zone where it counts, it's now officially Luthien's birthday? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/thumbsup.gif *style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/cool.gif *:biggrin: *style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/inlove.gif </span>
Mara1Jade
06-01-2002, 09:48 PM
HAPPY B-DAY LUTH!
Kafer
06-02-2002, 01:22 AM
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday dear Luthy
Happy Birthday to you
catwmnjedi
06-02-2002, 02:04 AM
<span style="color:#daa500">Oh yes, Happy Birthday Luthien!
Coming home from work on Friday, I saw looked in my rearview mirror and the guy in a BMW behind me looked EXACTLY like Han Solo... meaning a younger version of Harrison Ford! No lie! Good thing I didn't have an accident, 'cause I was doing double-takes in the mirror.</span>
Luthien
06-02-2002, 11:56 AM
Awww, I am touched. Yes, it's my 23rd birthday...and I've been a Star Wars fan since I was 12, I think. It's been a long, fun time.
Tarkheki- Jedi Dug
06-02-2002, 02:27 PM
Happy B-day Luthien!... may your bounties be plentifull and your force orientation grow strong over the years... and may you stay away from the dark side (and by that i mean my sister) for it will forever dominate your destiny... :sad: :tounge:
Tovor
06-02-2002, 10:34 PM
Happy birthday, Luthien. I will paraphrase what Tark said. May your bounties be bountiful and your plents be plentiful.
JocastaNu
06-02-2002, 11:35 PM
For the boys and the girls, two Star Wars hotties at once. :biggrin:
http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20020602/i/1023001336.3489783900.jpg
Luthien
06-03-2002, 03:51 AM
Thanks, guys. I am touched.
Kafer
06-03-2002, 11:16 AM
Um.......My post is gone. I actually sang Happy Birthday to Kuth. But it's not there. Very odd......
catwmnjedi
06-03-2002, 01:55 PM
<span style="color:#daa500">See, this is what really burns me about our beloved Ewie. Look at him in Jocasta's pic above. HE'S GOT ACTUAL SHOULDER MUSCLE!!! So what does he do after that pic was taken? Become anorexic and lose it all. Maybe it was for a movie role, but please! He looks better with a little good lean meat on his bones, doesn't he???
So nice pic, Jocasta! But is that really all him, or did someone stick his head on someone elses body?</span>
Luthien
06-03-2002, 02:18 PM
Originally posted by Kafer@June 03 2002 - 10:16
Um.......My post is gone. *I actually sang Happy Birthday to Kuth. *But it's not there. *Very odd......
Aww, Kafer, it is okay. Posts disappear sometimes. *HUGS*
Tarkheki- Jedi Dug
06-04-2002, 02:29 PM
GASP!
the obssesors thread is "closed envelope"?!?! NEVER!
the following is a really juicey obi pic (naughty obi with messy hair) and the messy hair, eagre face, and slightly opens mouth (implying naughty things) is just the proof you need to believe that this guy is hot all over me.... and i mean ALL over me... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/devil.gif
oo... bruised are we from all the... WRESTLIG?... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blush.gif :devil: :love:
catwmnjedi
06-04-2002, 07:22 PM
<span style="color:#daa500">He looks like he's singing to me. :sarcasm:
"Why does my heart cryyyyyyyyy?"
[*because Tark keeps stealing me away from Cat...*]</span> style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif
Tarkheki- Jedi Dug
06-04-2002, 10:38 PM
cat. don't. even. bother.
i could except a retort like that from, let's say, kafer who is on pain medication, but from you? don't make me laugh. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif :tounge:
Tovor
06-04-2002, 11:03 PM
Heh heh heh. I only wish I knew where to get pics from his movie Trainspotting, and post some pics of him climbing head first into the well used toilet bowl to retrieve his suppositories after he'd accidently expelled them. LOL!
Or the one of him actually putting the suppositories into place! Do any of the obsessor's fantasies involve images of Ewan like that? :biggrin:
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> But is that really all him, or did someone stick his head on someone elses body?[/b][/quote]
Of course it's not his body....that's Tov's body! :p
Tovor
06-05-2002, 01:16 AM
Say who? Clue me in bunny, where was my body used and exploited without my awareness?
Tovor
06-05-2002, 01:27 AM
Heads up for interesting observation:
I read the Rolling Stone interview with Natalie, and she talked about how when she was a little girl she always played with several Barbie dolls and Ken dolls and made the dolls have sex with each other. *The Barbies had sex with the Kens, and the Kens had sex with the Kens, and the Barbies had sex with the Barbies. *Ahem, okaaaaaay Natalie, you were just as normal as the rest of us when we were kids.
And then, when asked if she ever thought she might be gay, and if she liked girls better than guys, she implied that it depended on love and not gender, and stated that she had sometimes pondered whether she should be with a girl for love rather than a boy, or something like that (paraphrased, forgive me.). *Okay guys (and gals), now