Image 64| Winner kwawin

[RedMirax]

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Winner: kwawin

Caption: "Chewy looks wonderful! Han will be so pleased!"
Leia smiled as she complimented the taxidermist for a job well done.

[Rogue_Jedi]

CHEWBACCA: I would first like to thank the Academy, and the Hollywood Foreign Press for this award...

[The Prism]

Carrie Fisher wins the Chewy award for Best Ass....I mean, Actress! Okay, who smudged out the "c", the "t", the "r" and the "e"?! That's not funny, people!

[Sean-Walsh]

Despite the great honor and prestige, the Chewbacca segment is obscurely crammed between awards won by Anna Nicole Smith and Nipsy Russell...

[Krogenar]

Chewie: "RrroWR! Augh! Wrrrraw!"
Chewie: "Hrrroar... rwraaar arrr!"
Chewie: "Wrararar... auughrrrr..."
Chewie: "RrrWarrrr augggghr"
Chewie: "Rrrarr owwr, hurghrar!"
Chewie: "Rwar-augh, raaaar."
Chewie: "... arrragh!"
[Chewie looks over at Carrie and clutches his award.]
Chewie: "Auwrgh raaar owwr."
Chewie: "RRrrrrawg Gwargh rawarrrraaa"
Chewie: "Hrroar... Aughraw"
[Suddenly, the orchestra begins playing over Chewie's acceptance speech, as a signal for him to shut up.]

[Krogenar]

[Chewbacca looks at Carrie nervously as he takes the podium.]

Chewbacca: "Argh... Hrrarr arr Chew Brraaaahca... ar... mmmr hehrrr a rrrowrrah."
[Translated: Hi... my name is Chewbacca... and ... I have a problem.]

Other AA members: "Hi Chewbacca!!!"

[StarWarsFan1]

I was going to take a sponser called nads, but I then found out it was only for getting rid of hair.............

[Mann]

The Women Hairstylists of America present Carrie Fisher and Peter Mahew with the lifetime achievment award.

[vodo]

Chewie:geerg arrg
(thank you for my best hair award lorreal but I have a conffession.................this is not my natural coulor)

[Jedi_of_the_North]

CARRIE [to orchestra leader as he's starting to play Chewie off]: It's not wise to upset a Wookiee.

LEADER: No one worries about upsetting the band.

CARRIE: That's because the band doesn't dislocate anyone's arm when someone interrupts them.

[allforcedup]

Chewbacca desperately wanted to speak to his mother and Jorel, but Leia had to remind him that when he gave up his powers for having human love with her, the Fortress Of Solitude blew up.

[kwawin]

"Chewy looks wonderful! Han will be so pleased!"
Leia smiled as she complimented the taxidermist for a job well done.

[Clara]

After being told that she was hard to understand, Leia sent Chewbacca up onto the podium...

[Darth Vegas]

As always, Chewbacca follows wookie tradition is all such cases, in this case showing his gratitude for receving this award for bravery in The Battle of Yavin (not to mention saving the Princess) 20 years later, he cuts the cheese big time.

[jawajedi]

Chewbacca: Rowr arhh roar. Rowr rowll arhh roar. (You like me! You REALLY like me!)

[jawajedi]

Carrie: Chewbacca, you are the weakest link. Goodbye.

[Javen]

Carrie"You know Peter, I know you like being Chewbacca, but you don't have to sleep in the costume"

[Darth Whaler]

Chewpunzel! Chewpunzel! Let down your hair!

[Plo Koon]

Carrie: So how does it feel to be the hairiest person ever to receive an acadamy award.

[padmeamidala]

George: (from offset) "Yeah that's perfect guys! Just keep looking blissful....Like two lovers the morn after they unite...yeah...Carrie, keep looking at Chewie, that's great..."
Carrie: (thinking) this is SO screwed up...

[Jors_Dedon]

baleeted. sorry.

[Plo Koon]

Chewie: rrrrooourrr arrghhh (Stop smiling and kiss me).

[RedMirax]

This contest is closed. Winners to be announced.