Riding The Wiel

[FerrisWiel]

That's right, cats and kitties, I, Ferris the Wiel have opened the vast litterbox that is my mind to your waste disposal. I'll dole out advice on everything* from the obscure to the mundane (just no questions about Windows Telephony Settings). Just try me, I dare you!

--Ferris Wiel

*Please note - by everything, the author does not mean "everything," but instead means all matters relative to his own sleeping habits.

[Whitesaber]

Okay... do you think this ask thread is going to rival Tovor's or Insightful's? Hmmmm... this is going to be interesting...

Okay, Mister Vast Litterbox, why is there the extra "o" in the word "colonel"?

[FerrisWiel]

Insightful,

To answer your first question:
I should hope not.

To answer your second question:
To offset the silent "l" and invisible "r."

More specifically, when Admiral Collnel of the initial 14th Brigadein during the Second War of Lichtengraff (1023) sought to bestow honor and prestige upon his most faithful second in command, he offered to marry him. The bashful would-be bride-groom-groom declined as with the name Lionel Pendergstog, marrying Admiral Collnel would make his first and last names sound too similar. So distraught over his unrequieted love, the officer, ever the romantic, changed his last name and its pronunciation to please the blushing Pendergstog and they were wed after the Battle of Boullion Surge.

--Ferris Wiel

[Krogenar]

Ferris,

I think it's great that you've come to grips with the fact that you need some good advice. What is it that you need advice about?

[FerrisWiel]

Well, Krogenar (such a pretty name), to answer your question:

I've decided to start an advice column and I'm wondering if I'm capable of providing answers for people with problems in spite of the fact that I still live at home in my parents pickle-jarring cellar and refuse to open the door during daylight hours. Top that with my intense fear of committment to a particular brand of shampoo or kippered beef steak and you have a jumble of neuroses that seem unlikely to halt the flow of water from indoor plumbing, let alone the tide of emotions rushing at a bewildered advice columnist!

Hope this was of service to you!

--Ferris Wiel

[Javen]

Why did my parents give me the middle name, Javen?

[Justin]

Why is there yet another advice thread??

[BlueSaber]

Why are there separate genders?

[Dark Prince]

Why are people asking such stupid questions (much like this one)?

[nerfer]

Ferris, are you wheel shaped?

[FerrisWiel]

Javen,

Your parents gave you the middle name after your grandfather on your uncle's side Javen T. Damkshad, III.

Justin,

There is another advice thread because I was inspired from the divine and holy bovine himself to provide answers to the unanswerable questions!

BlueSaber,

There are different genders because Admiral Collnel (1023) (later Colonel) deemed it necessary seeing as how he was unable to have offspring with his then-male bride-groom-groom, Lionel. Ever since, when a boy loves a "girl" they can make babies.

Dark Prince,

People are asking stupid questions because their brains are catalogued in random yet alphabetical order. The questions are misplaced and replaced and I'm required to fire synapses in their general directions.

nerfer,

I am square.

Hope these answers have been of assistance! ^x^

--Ferris Wiel

[Das_Funked]

The maker does not need it.

The buyer does not use it.

The user uses it without knowing.

What is it?

[Dark Prince]

*Dark Princedrools

[FerrisWiel]

Das Funked,

The answer you seek is "handshakes" or perhaps "agog."

Hope this helps you! ^x^

--Ferris Wiel

[Krogenar]

Ferris,

What can be done to stem the flow of advice threads that are plaguing the Galactic Senate? I created an advice thread of my own, to try to come up with some solutions... to no avail.

Any ideas?

[Brian]

Ferris...What is wrong with Michael Jackson?

~OBG

[FerrisWiel]

Krogenar,

The best solution I can provide to halt the brimming seepage of advice from every pore and crevice of every member would be to sit down to a nice, warm pancake breakfast and discuss our differences rationally.

It's really a band-aid on a larger problem which is, people are struggling. But how to stop that? It's like pushing back the colors of the wind or wolf-crying into the pillow of your delight.

Vanessa Williams once said, "I didn't know that I was nude when they took my photograph, and I have no idea how that cucumber got there," and I heartily agree. It stands to reason that when splashed with cold water that Ranma becomes a girl, but why? What makes for this transformation? The answer, of course, can only be provided by 3M and that answer is, "two-ply paper towels."

More to the point, I advise that you close yourself off to the world around you. Don't hear other people's problems and attempt to make an island of yourself. That's what I do.

Hope this is of help! ^_0

--Ferris Wiel

[Brian]

Ferris...do you like carnivals? Have you read Something Wicked This Way Comes? Do you still like carnivals?

~OBG

[FerrisWiel]

OBG...

easy as 123, simple as Do-Re-Mi. I myself am rather fond of "Michael Jackson." Good beat, you can dance to it and Fatboy Slim's breakbeats were spot-on. Of course, not everybody is a fan.

If, of course, you speak of the song-and-dance-man, I'll tell you about him. You went to school to learn what you never learned before, "I" before "E" except after "C" and why 2+2=4. Well, Michael Jackson didn't have that kind of exposure. He wasn't around little children when he was a little child and as a result he grew maladjusted and very lonely. His stunted emotional growth and his detachment from reality based on an ass-load of wealth leads him to believe that he's still capable of being a little boy and thus leads his desire to be in emotionally meaningful relationships with children.

Of course, were he even to have had a "normal" childhood he would still likely be homosexual due in large part to the massive beatings laid upon him by his father and his inability to assimilate the role of a heterosexual male due to the lack of a proper role model and a "smothering" by his mother. His pedophilic (child-loving) bent coupled with his homosexual tendencies leads him to molest young boys rather than young girls.

Oh, wait, that almost made some kind of sense. Must stop now.

Hope this was of help. ^_0

--Ferris Wiel

[FerrisWiel]

OBG,

Excellent question. I am a fan of carnivals. I used to operate an amusement park ride myself. I've never read the book in question, though it sounds like a bodice-ripper type and I'm not really into harlequin romance novels. Thanks for the insight, though!

Hope this was of help! ^_0

--Ferris Wiel

[Brian]

Ferris,

Oh! Michael Jackson is gay?!

Explain this...why does Jackson's kid have a full head of blonde hair? I know several people that are "mixed", but I have never seen one with blonde hair. Strange...

~OBG

[Whisper]

Personally...I don't any of them are 'his'.

[Brian]

Ferris,

Something Wicked This Way Comes is essentially about an evil carnival.

~OBG


P.S. What does P.S. stand for? Also, what does the P and Q in the statment "stay on your Ps & Qs" stand for?

[Whisper]

P.S. stands for Post Script.

[FerrisWiel]

OBG,

Michael Jackson's gaynitude is a matter of both public record and secret scrutiny. I, for one, don't buy for a second that he's gay, nor do I believe that he is divorced from Lisa Marie Presley-Jackson. That said, he's probably gay based on his general attraction to members of the same sex, in spite of those members being children.

Hope this is of help! ^_0

--Ferris Wiel

P.S. PS means, according to some, "Pete Sampras" and others believe it means "Pork Sausage," there is another school of thought that believes it means "Post-Statement" or "Post-Script." I, have decided to strike out on my own with the very original idea of believing it means "Pork Scriptras." The "P" and "Q" in "P's and Q's" stand for "Positional Salvation" and "Waterworks" but the man who coined the phrase was a rather poor typist with weak pinkies.

Hope this PS was of help to you! ^_0

--Ferris Wiel

[FerrisWiel]

Dear Whisper,

Oh, ye of little faith! These answers are, in fact, completely my own, except where otherwise noted in footnote fashion.

Hope this has been helpful! ^_0

--Ferris Wiel

PS - PS means many things to many people, I refuse to accept your closed-minded thinking.

[Brian]

Ferris,

Do you dislike the horizontal nature of merry-go-rounds as opposed to the vertical nature Ferris wheels? I have heard that one can tell a lot about a man's personality by looking at his like for merry-go-rounds (horizontal) or Ferris wheels (vertical). You will basically get the same sensation from each ride, but of a different trajectory.

~OBG

[Brian]

Do you like the book Charlotte's Web? Did you see the cartoon version? Do you like the character Templeton the rat? If you saw the cartoon, did you like his song in the cartoon when he was at the fair (A Fair is a Fair)? Do you like fairs? Do you like fares? Are you fair?

~OBG

[FerrisWiel]

OBG,

Who said anything about ferris wheels? I never did. There has not been any, and I repeat, any, implication that I operated a ferris wheel at some point in my past and at no point was there a massacre involving my careless use of that ferris wheel! Not at all!

I've not assumed a pseudonym to hide my identity as I am presently on the run from the police following the accident investigation that reavealed I was using a controlled substance while operating a ferris wheel at unsafe speeds. Halt the inquisition! You won't pry an answer out of me about my whereabouts and how I walked away from the ride to chase after a busty brunette in a halter-top. None of this shall escape my lips! You'll have to kill me first!

Oh, and merry-go-rounds just make me ill.

Hope this has been of help! ^_0

--Ferris Wiel

[FerrisWiel]

OBG,

Enough with the questions about ferris wheels! Oh, wait, yes, Charlotte's Web, the political intrigue novel by Stokely Carhmichael. I found it to be the fascinating work of a madman whose not-so-subtle references involving pigs, rats and geese obviously mirrored the actions of the FBI, CIA and NSA during the 1950s-1970s. Templeton was an obvious reference to Bobby Kennedy and Wilbur fit the mold for J. Edgar Hoover.

The film version was striking, with Ben Affleck in the lead and Julia Stiles as Charlotte, the mistress orchestrating the events and coded messages. Brilliant!

Hope this has been of help! ^_0

--Ferris Wiel

[Brian]

Ferris,

What are homophones -- not homophobes? How many can you name? Isn't it fun trying to figure out all the homophones? Can you name all the ones you can think of? Please name all the ones you can think of. Isn't this fun?

~OBG

[Brian]

Ferris,

Uh...I was talking about the kids book by E.B. White about the bacon that could talk.

So you are saying Ben Affleck's acting is like that of a pig? You are saying Julia Styles looks like a spider (monkey)?

~OBG

[FerrisWiel]

A homophone is a telecommunication device that has either two receivers and no modulator or two modulators and no receivers, thus involving rather "creative" means of making "communication."

An example of a homophone:
TTY

Hope this has been of help! ^_0

--Ferris Wiel

[FerrisWiel]

OBG,

Very good question! No, you didn't know that I was talking about the exact same book you were, but your hard work and determination will help you succeed in grad school! Ben Affleck has the same hair-style as Wilbur and Julia Stiles, much to the surprise of her fan base, is actually a marmot.

Hope this has been of help! ^_0

--Ferris Wiel

[Brian]

Ferris,

Could you please stay focused?


What are homophones -- not homophobes? How many can you name? Isn't it fun trying to figure out all the homophones? Can you name all the ones you can think of? Please name all the ones you can think of. Isn't this fun?

Thanks,
~OBG

[Brian]

Ferris,

What is the wattage on the light bulbs you use? What is wattage? Is he related to Watto?

~OBG

[Brian]

Ferris,

One more thing...for now. Where the hell is Waldo? I've been looking for him for what seems like forever. Ever since Family Matters got cancelled he's come up missing.

~OBG

[FerrisWiel]

Originally posted by FerrisWiel@Feb 10 2003, 11:36 AM
A homophone is a telecommunication device that has either two receivers and no modulator or two modulators and no receivers, thus involving rather "creative" means of making "communication."

An example of a homophone:
TTY

Hope this has been of help! ^_0

--Ferris Wiel
OBG,

I am inclined to agree with my esteemed colleague (myself)!

Hope this has been of help! ^_0

--Ferris Wiel

[Brian]

Ferris,

Do you like fish? Do you like bait? Do you like to be baited (minus the master)? Do you like pickles? Are these questions about advice or am I being nosey? What does being nosey mean? Should I eat Thai food for lunch?

~OBG

[FerrisWiel]

OBG,

The average (not median) wattage I utilize is approximately 300 to 600. Wattage was the kindly surgeon and assistant of Sherlock Hemlock. His bumbling amiability contrasted sharply with Hemlock's brilliant analysis and made for one of the finest buddy-pictures in history, Tango and Cash.

His relationship with Watto is a secret one about which I have some big details! Apparently, this past Christmas they were seen walking on a beach in Jamaica and later dancing the night away at the local discoteca! Could wedding bells be in the future?!? Perhaps!

Hope this has been of help! ^_0

--Ferris Wiel

[FerrisWiel]

OBG,

Waldo, or Waldo Smith as he later came to be known is presently hosting the television show Iron Chef Onyx on BET. The show loses something in the dubbing but it's still highly entertaining to watch!

The television program Family Matters is actually still on the air both in first-run and in syndication... in my heart.

Hope this has been of help! ^_0

--Ferris Wiel

[FerrisWiel]

OBG,

Yeah, you know me. I can't stand Jamie Foxx or Martin Lawrence. I can only be baited by the master. Pickles are the only food the seven-lucky-gods can digest. Your nose is highly advisable. Being nosey means discovering truffles. Thai food should be avoided at all times excepting months without an "R."

Hope this has been of help! ^_0

--Ferris Wiel

[FerrisWiel]

OBG,

In response to the questions you haven't asked yet:

1. Cottage cheese.
2. I wear them on my feet.
3. Bathing.
4. 723
5. No.

Hope this has been of help! ^_0

--Ferris Wiel

[Brian]

Ferris,

So I should only eat Thai food during the summer?

Also, while I'm on my way to the John..."who does #2 work for?"

~OBG

[FerrisWiel]

OBG,

Tony Danza.

--Ferris Wiel

[Brian]

Originally posted by FerrisWiel@Feb 10 2003, 12:01 PM
OBG,

In response to the questions you haven't asked yet:

1. Cottage cheese.
2. I wear them on my feet.
3. Bathing.
4. 723
5. No.

Hope this has been of help! ^_0

--Ferris Wiel
Ferris,

Questions for your answers...

1. What does a spider monkey's poop look like?
2. Where do you usually wear jock straps?
3. What have you been doing all day?
4. How many times have you watched Attack of the Clones this month?
5. Are you tired of me asking you questions?

~OBG

[FerrisWiel]

OBG,

Answers about my Answers and your questions:

You should note the attention to detail when I remembered each instance of viewing AOTC.

Hope this has been of help! ^_0

--Ferris Wiel

[Krogenar]

Ferris,

How will history remember the 90's?

[FerrisWiel]

Krogenar (such a pretty name!),

Well, I'll provide an in-depth analysis for you.

Much like a hilarious episode of any sitcom, history will develop amnesia and won't recall the 90s until it gets knocked on the head again and is then stranded in flashback hell.

Hope this is of help! ^_0

--Ferris Wiel

[Brian]

Ferris,

Do you eat with chop sticks?

Pete. Sampras. I did get Thai food for lunch.

[Javen]

Do you watch Ferris Bueler's day off?

[Whitesaber]

Ferris,

Why is your advice thread still going? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

[nerfer]

Ferris Buellers Day Off is a classic! I love that movie. Mind you I also still love Wierd Science.

[Javen]

Originally posted by Javen@Feb 10 2003, 01:16 PM
Do you watch Ferris Bueler's day off?
You know that wasn't exactly an advice question come to think of it.

So here is my advice question.

Lets say by 2006 I have read nearly all of the psycology books, read English 101, seen every painting ever painted, watched and seen documentries on all the Countries, ate all the ethnic foods imaginable, and even came to the end of the internet.

Should I still experience life outside my home or keep hiding and learning as much as possible to impress people with all this info I learned?

[FerrisWiel]

OBG,

I don't eat with chopsticks. I use my fingers which, when you're eating live lobster, look out! Ha ha!

Javen,

You know, I never really have! Except that one time when my friends thought it would be a great idea to watch a brainless and moronic movie about a slacker and instead of simply filming me they decided to rent FBDO. Notice that FBDO looks almost like FIDO. That's pretty neat, huh!

Whitesaber,

My advice thread is still going because there is a demand for answers! And, while almost everybody out there can provide correct answers I plan to in the next few days or so to make it my sworn goal to provide answers that are not only correct, but also incorrect at the same time! While I may not be as Krogeriffic as Krogenar or Insightful as Darth Insightful or Fabulous (read "light in loafers") as Darth Fabulous, I am definitely "on a roll!"

nerfer,

My advice to you would be to let go of the hose while watering flowers from time to time, just be random and eccentric on occasion, keep back-issues of the New York Post in the trunk of your car, drink from the other side of the glass, and carry around a stuffed animal with you!

Javen,

The answers are inside. Instructional videos really are the best way to relate to people. Hire a cameraman (or if you're avant garde (love that word!), get a camera of your own (not a Polaroid) and film your own instructional video!). Clothing is optional, but if you're looking to attract a wide base you may want to go without! Baseball instructional videos are on the decline right now, I say, if possible, hire former Clevelan Indians relief pitcher Rich Yett and see if he can teach you the secrets of hitting a home run! That video would definitely be a hit! Also, when communicating through written media! Like letters! Or titlecards! Be sure to use plenty! Of punctuation!

Hope these have been of help! ^_0

--Ferris Wiel

[Darth Fabulous]

Whitesaber,

My advice thread is still going because there is a demand for answers! And, while almost everybody out there can provide correct answers I plan to in the next few days or so to make it my sworn goal to provide answers that are not only correct, but also incorrect at the same time! While I may not be as Krogeriffic as Krogenar or Insightful as Darth Insightful or Fabulous (read "light in loafers") as Darth Fabulous, I am definitely "on a roll!"

Light in the loafers? Don't hate me because I'm gorgeous. I'm vane, conceited, and self-absorbed not queer.

[Krogenar]

And don't hate ME because I'm Krogerrific, or Krogtastic, or Krogulous, or Krogful, or SupercalifragilisticexpialiKrogocious.

(flips hair)

[FerrisWiel]

Fabulous,

By "light in loafers," not "light in the loafers" I meant nothing on the lines of "queer." I just meant that certain aspects of your personality reminded me of Mr. Blackwell, Joan Rivers, Liza Minelli, Barbara Streisand, Elmo the Muppet, Elton John, Roc Hudson, Rupert Everett, and most of the original cast of Rent. Not that there's anything wrong with that!

Krogenar (such a pretty name!),

I could never hate you. I hate the game. Not the playa. Also, were I to place my finger on it, part of your Krogeriffic status springs from the fact that you imagine yourself a curmudgeon or crotchet while in fact being a young pup! You keep doing that crazy politics thing you do!

Hope these have been of help! ^_0

--Ferris Wiel

[Krogenar]

I could never hate you. I hate the game. Not the playa.

Word.

Also, were I to place my finger on it,

Please keep your fingers out of my places, thanks.

part of your Krogeriffic status springs from the fact that you imagine yourself a curmudgeon or crotchet while in fact being a young pup! You keep doing that crazy politics thing you do!

How old do you really think I am? I'd be curious to know. Take a guess. I know this is the Internet, and there's really no way to know for sure, but you could ask my friend Siamese Sith to vouch for my age.

I'm one of those pups who has outgrown his frame. I'd guess that the average age on the GS is about 18 to 22. Of the moderators, I'd guess that the average age jumps to 25 - 35 years old. I'm not quite a pup by either standard, but thanks for the compliment. If I'm not actually a curmudgeon on the exterior (no raised bumps, or hair in my ears, or a cane) know that I'm a curmudgeon at heart.

Definition of Curmudgeon:

cur·mudg·eon ( P ) Pronunciation Key (kr-mjn)
n.
An ill-tempered person full of resentment and stubborn notions.

cur·mudgeon·ly adj.
cur·mudgeon·ry n.

A curmudgeon's reputation for malevolence is undeserved. They're neither warped nor evil at heart. They don't hate mankind, just mankind's absurdities. They're just as sensitive and soft-hearted as the next guy, but they hide their vulnerability beneath a crust of misanthropy. They ease the pain by turning hurt into humor. . . . . . They attack maudlinism because it devalues genuine sentiment. . . . . . Nature, having failed to equip them with a servicable denial mechanism, has endowed them with astute perception and sly wit.
Curmudgeons are mockers and debunkers whose bitterness is a symptom rather than a disease. They can't compromise their standards and can't manage the suspension of disbelief necessary for feigned cheerfulness. Their awareness is a curse.
Perhaps curmudgeons have gotten a bad rap in the same way that the messenger is blamed for the message: They have the temerity to comment on the human condition without apology. They not only refuse to applaud mediocrity, they howl it down with morose glee. Their versions of the truth unsettle us, and we hold it against them, even though they soften it with humor.
- JON WINOKUR

Ferris, you're a curmudgeon too. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

[FerrisWiel]

Krogenar (such a pretty name!),

From what I can tell I would guess you are in your mid-thirties. I base this on three ideas - 1. Your sound arguments (whether I agree or not) 2. Ownership of a small business (a task rarely reserved for the indiscriminate youth) 3. Your brash and occasionally conflicting attitudes about Star Wars and entertainment at large (coming from a more jaded perspective based on having spent more than 10 years in adulthood).

Your cantakery is contagious and I know we find ourselves shipbound on the HMS Grump (a second tour of duty in the War on False Hope). Always good to fight on your side.

--Ferris Wiel

[Krogenar]

I'm 29. Good guess though. And I'm an avid reader, cinephile and media junkie. I'm not sure how my views are conflicting - well, yes, I could see it that way, but no, not really.

To be serious, Ferris, the feeling is mutual.

[Whisper]

Mutual Funds are the way to go....

[FerrisWiel]

This is turning into a gooey lovefest, here. I mean, that's great and all but I fear I've been complimentary and that's not one of my strengths. Somebody hit me with a folding chair so we can get back to our usual 'roid-raging, embattled states, I'm unnerved.

--Ferris Wiel

[Krogenar]

Originally posted by FerrisWiel@Feb 12 2003, 03:52 PM
This is turning into a gooey lovefest, here. I mean, that's great and all but I fear I've been complimentary and that's not one of my strengths. Somebody hit me with a folding chair so we can get back to our usual 'roid-raging, embattled states, I'm unnerved.

--Ferris Wiel
You started it!

(whispers): "Our crusty carapaces are beginning to crumble away and reveal our tender sensitive sides! Quick! Say something cynical!"

Ever hear that song by NSync, or Justin Timberlog, or whoever's on the cover of 'Teen Beat' that goes:

"I'm gonna get through this..."
"I'm gonna get through this..."

Everytime I hear it (and it seems to follow me wherever I go) I can't help but ask myself, "Get through what? Puberty?"

There. I feel a little better now.

[Darth Fabulous]

Ever hear that song by NSync, or Justin Timberlog, or whoever's on the cover of 'Teen Beat' that goes:

"I'm gonna get through this..."
"I'm gonna get through this..."

Everytime I hear it (and it seems to follow me wherever I go) I can't help but ask myself, "Get through what? Puberty?"

There. I feel a little better now.

That's not Justin Timberlake's song, it's some British dude's.

[FerrisWiel]

Krogenar (such a pretty name!) and Faboo,

It's a guy who wrote the entire song on his home PC.

Hope this has been of help! ^_0

--Ferris Wiel

[Whisper]

Damn it I find most music is written on PC nowadays...gimme the days of the Doors any..umm..day...

[nerfer]

<span style='color:c1007e'><span style='font-family:comic sans ms'>

The dude who wrote Gotta get thru this is called Daniel Beddingfield. Believe me, its a lot better than most of the pop crap that comes out in England. Be glad you were spared having to see our Pop Idol winner and runner up. They drip CHEESE!

LOL Ferris if I get any more eccentric, they'll be carting me off to the loony bin! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif </span></span>

[FerrisWiel]

With an open forum like this I figured I could just toss up this image and see what people thought:

Rage (http://www.ferriswiel.com/images/ragecp.gif)

--Ferris Wiel

[nerfer]

Dude that is totally kickin! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

[FerrisWiel]

The magic of a ball-point pen, a scanner and PhotoShop. Here's an earlier version called:

Conflict (http://www.ferriswiel.com/images/Conflictcp.gif)

--Ferris Wiel

[nerfer]

Kewl beans

[FerrisWiel]

Thanks, nerfer. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

It was all a personal study on how to draw people who look angry. People I had shown my work to couldn't tell when somebody was raging. Hopefully it comes across better now.

--Ferris Wiel

[nerfer]

Well the background is red and red can be considered an angry colour. Plus the way their eyes are, ya know like their staring each other down. I'd say it accurately portrays rage, or anger at least.

[Krogenar]

>_< <--- Rage.

Rage? Ferris, can you do a drawing that embodies the emotional state called: "Mild Discomfort" or maybe "Ennui". Can you do those?

[FerrisWiel]

Well, Krog, I figure that "conflict" looks more like "ennui," now that I've thought about it.

--Ferris Wiel

[Brian]

Ferris,

Does the song The Wheels On The Bus have special meaning to you?

~OBG

[Brian]

Ferris,

What should I cook for dinner tonight for my wife on Valentine's Day?

~OBG

[FerrisWiel]

OBG,

I used to ride the bus to school when I was a kid. I only lived four blocks from the school but district regulations required any elementary students living more than three blocks away were required to ride.

Unfortunately, my house was two blocks from the bus stop to which I had to walk and my route ended up a rural route somehow. This means I was the first one on and the last one off. The route was the longest in the district, also, meaning that I awaited the bus at 6am to arrive at school by 9:30am and regularly later, for reasons specified below.

The children living in the rural areas were hellions beyond my feeble six-year-old imagination. They carried pellet-pistols in their backpacks, secretly firing them off at targets both random and perhaps those not-so-random as I found myself often, and by often I mean ten or twelve times per trip, shot in the ears, neck, hand, shoulder, cheek and forehead, occasionally at point-blank range. Strangely, many of them were related. Fifteen of them lived among five trailers spread across three-quarters of an acre along a lazy and lonely stretch of highway. According to legend, there had been none to marry outside the family in three generations as was apparent from the other six members of the family being picked up on the handicapped bus route. Mild incestuous disability aside, these children had such a genius for making trouble that I am convinced that Ritalin was invented solely to handle them.

Those others on the bus, which was designed only to carry 50 but instead regularly carried 92 or better were a combination of well-to-do brats whose parents wouldn't shill the lettuce for a chauffer, middle-class sports nuts who apparently were on Steroids as they could actually bend the steel frames of the bus seats when they would kick or punch the seatbacks as I sat in them, some twenty-or-so Jehovah's Witness children who all lived in a bizarre commune or housing project together, Tim and Kirsten, the only other normal people aboard.

The pitch and roar of those ninety-something children inside of the large tin-can that was our schoolbus, coupled with the regular outbreaks of warfare between financial classes, grades and genders led for a change of drivers four times during the first semester.

The first of the drivers, a sweet woman by the name of Lindsay, had driven bus for approximately ten years by the time she encountered our crew. Believing she had seen it all, this unwitting future victim of schoolchild cruelty greeted each student with a single piece of soft chewable candy, offering more were the students to behave themselves. They did no such thing. On the afternoon of that first day, her bucket of candy had been stolen and some un-named party had vomited back up a party-favor grab bag of color into it having eaten too much. Over the following four weeks, she was subjected to tantrums, deceits and threats. She lost hair in clumps by week three and gained fifty pounds. Finally, one afternoon as we boarded the bus, she broke down and wept after a fifth-grade girl called her some name unfit for print after denying a special drop-off three miles out of the way so she could be with her high-school boyfriend. Lindsay exited the bus and never returned. It took four hours to find a replacement driver.

Our second driver was a hardened former-biker who had driven a bus for twenty years. Cliff had a gruff exterior and a spiny interior. He hated children, not a mild distaste where he'd snap at them, he was on the verge of suspension for threatening them with acts of violence and our route was the one that they had assigned him either to get rid of him or to straighten us out. Obviously, he quit driving within six weeks.

Dolores had driven a bus for about fifteen years. She grew up in the streets of Chicago and drove inner-city high school students at the start of her career. A group of snot-nosed suburbanites and hicks should have been a cake-walk. She reciprocated whatever behavior was acted against her. At first, I figured that my fellow travelers had met their match. I was wrong. Dolores had a policy, if the volume got too loud she would park the bus and wait, if there was trouble on the way to school she would force us to wait aboard the bus in the afternoon. The problem is, most of the children aboard were so drugged up or retarded that time had no meaning. One evening, we didn't arrive home until 7pm and our usual time was 4:45pm. The main problem with the tactic was that, when children acted up on the bus, they usually caught a ride home with a friend or their parents had already made plans to retrieve them so those left sitting on the bus and waiting were the ones who had behaved themselves. I forget how she left, I just know it happened.

Mrs. Parrot, a veteran of 37 years was blind in one eye, 115 lbs overweight and literally on six types of prescribed behavior-altering medications due to chemical imbalances in her brain. She couldn't distinguish between faces, remember her route or recall which students were supposed to be punished. Her distaste for me was apparent from day one when she called me by some vulgar name. Mrs. Parrot was incredibly popular with the children. One day the police found that Mrs. Parrot had been killing her neighbors' pets and storing them in clear-plastic totes. She was deemed unfit to drive a schoolbus.

So, yes. That song holds a special place in my heart.

Hope this has been of help! ^_0

--Ferris Wiel

[FerrisWiel]

OBG,

It's completely obvious that you should serve yourself that meal synonymous with romance and Valentine's day. The ever-romantic, ever-erotic

goats' bladder in salsa con queso

Nothing says, "please bear my children" or "please bare my ass" better than that!

Hope this has been of help! ^_0

--Ferris Wiel

[Brian]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[FerrisWiel]

^_0

It's time to resurrect my thread for love, power, justice and Sailor Moon!

--FW

[QuigonWindu]

Is it possible to marry your widows sister.

[FerrisWiel]

Originally posted by QuigonWindu@Feb 28 2003, 02:55 PM
Is it possible to marry your widows sister.
QGW,

It is not only possible, it's preferred! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

Think about it, since your deceased-spouse's sister shares several chromosomatic elements it would be best for the children if they were capable of looking to someone so similar. Even if she's married, I highly advise you marry her. Form a kibbutz or have a key party if necessary.

Hope this has been of help! ^_0

PS - A correction!
Wait. I was wrong. If it's your widow then you'd be dead and there are harsh penalties for necrophilia in 17 of the states. Please be sure to check local ordinances before posthumously engaging in matrimony!

Hope this correction has been of help! ^_0

--FW

[QuigonWindu]

That's not what I meant, if your wife is a widow. Then YOU'RE the one who's dead.

[FerrisWiel]

Originally posted by QuigonWindu@Feb 28 2003, 03:00 PM
That's not what I meant, if your wife is a widow. Then YOU'RE the one who's dead.
I know, GI JOE! That's why I corrected, silly! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

Hope this has been helpful! ^_0

--FW

[Javen]

Is all the stories in the magazine Enquirer true? And is that name actually Spanish for The Liar(En quirer)

[FerrisWiel]

Originally posted by Javen@Feb 28 2003, 03:05 PM
Is all the stories in the magazine Enquirer true? And is that name actually Spanish for The Liar(En quirer)
Javen,

They all is true! At least the one about Britney and the cocaine (she and I are pals! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif )

And no, it's Swahili for "Ringing Cow Automobile!"

Hope this has been of help! ^_0

--FW

[Javen]

Originally posted by FerrisWiel+Feb 28 2003, 03:12 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(FerrisWiel @ Feb 28 2003, 03:12 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-Javen@Feb 28 2003, 03:05 PM
Is all the stories in the magazine Enquirer true? And is that name actually Spanish for The Liar(En quirer)
Javen,

They all is true! At least the one about Britney and the cocaine (she and I are pals! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif )

And no, it's Swahili for "Ringing Cow Automobile!"

Hope this has been of help! ^_0

--FW [/b][/quote]
Well Swahili for"Ringing cowbell automobile" was my second choice.

[Krogenar]

Originally posted by Javen@Feb 28 2003, 04:05 PM
Is all the stories in the magazine Enquirer true? And is that name actually Spanish for The Liar(En quirer)
The Enquirer... for people with enquiring minds.

... or requiring minds.

[FerrisWiel]

Originally posted by Krogenar+Feb 28 2003, 03:48 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Krogenar @ Feb 28 2003, 03:48 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-Javen@Feb 28 2003, 04:05 PM
Is all the stories in the magazine Enquirer true? And is that name actually Spanish for The Liar(En quirer)
The Enquirer... for people with enquiring minds.

... or requiring minds. [/b][/quote]
I'm afraid that's incorrect, Blue Raja.

--FW

[Justin]

I saw that one about Britney Spears and cocaine, that was pretty funny. I should have read it.

Anyway, "el mentidoso" means "the liar" in Spanish. Not "en quirer."

[Javen]

Originally posted by Krogenar+Feb 28 2003, 03:48 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Krogenar @ Feb 28 2003, 03:48 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-Javen@Feb 28 2003, 04:05 PM
Is all the stories in the magazine Enquirer true? And is that name actually Spanish for The Liar(En quirer)
The Enquirer... for people with enquiring minds.

... or requiring minds. [/b][/quote]
Krog yes i know, it was a spoof question.

[Javen]

Originally posted by Justin@Feb 28 2003, 05:35 PM
I saw that one about Britney Spears and cocaine, that was pretty funny. I should have read it.

Anyway, "el mentidoso" means "the liar" in Spanish. Not "en quirer."
refer to my above post same thing applies here.

[Blizzard]

Dear Ferris,

What's it like to ride the Wiel?

[Krogenar]

Originally posted by Blizzard@Feb 28 2003, 07:01 PM
Dear Ferris,

What's it like to ride the Wiel?
:eek:

[Lara]

Originally posted by Blizzard@Feb 28 2003, 06:01 PM
Dear Ferris,

What's it like to ride the Wiel?
Naughty, naughty kitty style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sly.gif

....or my mind is in the gutter style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blush.gif

[Obidobi]

Fenris wolf..."
Do you think Blizz likes to ride? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/satisfied.gif

[Lara]

Ferris is probably blushing style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

[Javen]

Will you help me build an Empire?

[Whitesaber]

Ferris isn't answering Blizzard. Interesting...

[FerrisWiel]

Originally posted by Blizzard@Feb 28 2003, 06:01 PM
Dear Ferris,

What's it like to ride the Wiel?
Blizzard,

I'm afraid that nobody's survived to tell.

--FW

[FerrisWiel]

Originally posted by Darth Lara+Feb 28 2003, 08:29 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Darth Lara @ Feb 28 2003, 08:29 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-Blizzard@Feb 28 2003, 06:01 PM
Dear Ferris,

What's it like to ride the Wiel?
Naughty, naughty kitty style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sly.gif

....or my mind is in the gutter style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blush.gif [/b][/quote]
DL,

I think you were on the right track.

--FW

[Whitesaber]

You're lying, Ferris.

[FerrisWiel]

Originally posted by Obidobi@Feb 28 2003, 09:03 PM
Fenris wolf..."
Do you think Blizz likes to ride? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/satisfied.gif
I am of the opinion, o' horny one, that she enjoys riding, but is quite Victorian about it.

--FW

[FerrisWiel]

Originally posted by Darth Lara@Mar 1 2003, 02:16 AM
Ferris is probably blushing style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif
DL.

I am incapable of blushing following that tragic cosmetics accident. You took care of it for me, though, in your earlier post. Thanks!

--FW

[FerrisWiel]

Originally posted by Javen@Mar 1 2003, 10:24 AM
Will you help me build an Empire?
Javen!

Absolutely. First you start with the little face-mask thing, black slacks and a light-blue shirt. Then you find a guy who is overweight and has poor vision. Dress him in the attire. TaDA! You have an umpire!

Hope this has been of help! ^_0

--FW

[FerrisWiel]

Originally posted by Whitesaber@Mar 1 2003, 03:03 PM
Ferris isn't answering Blizzard. Interesting...
I answered. It just took a while!

--FW

[Whitesaber]

I know I know... BTW, this is probably the best advice thread next to Queenie's, which died out. That's why I'm posting more than one sentance here.

Ferris Wiel,
What will it take to finally destroy the other, um... viceadeys readthey's?

[FerrisWiel]

Originally posted by Whitesaber@Mar 1 2003, 03:11 PM
You're lying, Ferris.
No. It's true! They died of boredom!

--FW

[FerrisWiel]

Originally posted by Whitesaber@Mar 1 2003, 03:19 PM
I know I know... BTW, this is probably the best advice thread next to Queenie's, which died out. That's why I'm posting more than one sentance here.

Ferris Wiel,
What will it take to finally destroy the other, um... viceadeys readthey's?
Mr. Whitesabersir,

I don't understand your cryptic foreign tongue. If I'm up to speed, though, I would say that as long as people have problems and people think they have answers there will always be advice threads. It's unfortunate, but true.

Hope this has been of help! ^_0

--FW

[Whitesaber]

Sir?

Anyways, your answer is true. Now for the Saber breakdown: The people that think that they have answers to other people's problems and start advice threads have more problems than their costumers. Present company excluded, of course.

[FerrisWiel]

Originally posted by Whitesaber@Mar 1 2003, 03:29 PM
Sir?

Anyways, your answer is true. Now for the Saber breakdown: The people that think that they have answers to other people's problems and start advice threads have more problems than their costumers. Present company excluded, of course.
Of course.

--FW

[Padme]

Why are you giving advice if you have 0 life experience??

[FerrisWiel]

Originally posted by Padme@Mar 1 2003, 03:43 PM
Why are you giving advice if you have 0 life experience??
Padme!

Such a good question! From on high, many years prior, a being spoke from the heavens and said, "This is my son in whom I am well pleased." Unfortunately for me, the voice was not speaking of me. But that's all right. I adjusted. With that in mind. I started an advice thread for people out there with lots of NEGATIVE life experience. See, when I balance out the good life experience with the bad life experience the sum is 0.

Cool huh?

Hope this has been of help! ^_0

--FW

[Javen]

Originally posted by FerrisWiel+Mar 1 2003, 03:14 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(FerrisWiel @ Mar 1 2003, 03:14 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-Javen@Mar 1 2003, 10:24 AM
Will you help me build an Empire?
Javen!

Absolutely. First you start with the little face-mask thing, black slacks and a light-blue shirt. Then you find a guy who is overweight and has poor vision. Dress him in the attire. TaDA! You have an umpire!

Hope this has been of help! ^_0

--FW [/b][/quote]
You know at first I thought you were describing a Bank robber.But your answer was of no help at all, I want to build an Empire.You know like Rome and many others. You could be my Jester of Wisdom side kick.

[FerrisWiel]

Originally posted by Javen+Mar 1 2003, 03:59 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Javen @ Mar 1 2003, 03:59 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> Originally posted by FerrisWiel@Mar 1 2003, 03:14 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Javen@Mar 1 2003, 10:24 AM
Will you help me build an Empire?
Javen!

Absolutely. First you start with the little face-mask thing, black slacks and a light-blue shirt. Then you find a guy who is overweight and has poor vision. Dress him in the attire. TaDA! You have an umpire!

Hope this has been of help! ^_0

--FW
You know at first I thought you were describing a Bank robber.But your answer was of no help at all, I want to build an Empire.You know like Rome and many others. You could be my Jester of Wisdom side kick. [/b][/quote]
AHA! - "Stay On Me"

Well, if that's the case, I advise putting together a group of seven trusted advisor, each with a different skill area divided up accordingly:

Defense
Commerce
Transportation
Appeasement
Justice
Legislation
Propaganda

You, of course, are at the center and all decisions must be approved by you.

Trust nobody.

Save your money and develop your propaganda machine, selling the public on the idea of your moral and intellectual superiority (try buying ads during NBC's "Must See TV" schedule).

Once the public is wowed, run for office.

Declare emergency powers.

The people will the be governed by you and your trusted seven. Kill any in your circle who challenge you.

Hey, it worked for George Lucas.

Hope this has been of help! ^_0

--FW

[Javen]

Now that's the answer I was looking for!

You have been of great help, if you don't see me on The World's most wanted I didn't succeed.

[Blizzard]

Originally posted by FerrisWiel+Mar 1 2003, 02:11 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(FerrisWiel @ Mar 1 2003, 02:11 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-Obidobi@Feb 28 2003, 09:03 PM
Fenris wolf..."
Do you think Blizz likes to ride? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/satisfied.gif
I am of the opinion, o' horny one, that she enjoys riding, but is quite Victorian about it.

--FW [/b][/quote]
Victorian:
Synonyms: Affected, artificial, artistocratic, chivalrous, civil, confined, courteous, courtly, cultivated, cultured, distingue, elegant, fashionable, formal, gentlemanly, graceful, hollow, intolerant, la-di-da, ladylike, mannerly, noble, ostentatious, polished, polite, pompous, precious, pretentious, priggish, prim, prissy, provincial, prudish, puritanical, refined, respectable, straitlaced, stuffy, stylish, urbane, well-behaved, well-bred, well-mannered

Which synonym were you referring to? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[Justin]

Originally posted by FerrisWiel@Feb 28 2003, 07:52 PM
^_0

It's time to resurrect my thread for love, power, justice and Sailor Moon!

--FW
OK, I have a real question this time. I've asked this of my fellow Blockbuster Men, but none of them know. Perhaps you do. What is the difference between Sailor Moon S and Sailor Moon R?

[FerrisWiel]

Originally posted by Justin+Mar 1 2003, 09:02 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Justin @ Mar 1 2003, 09:02 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-FerrisWiel@Feb 28 2003, 07:52 PM
^_0

It's time to resurrect my thread for love, power, justice and Sailor Moon!

--FW
OK, I have a real question this time. I've asked this of my fellow Blockbuster Men, but none of them know. Perhaps you do. What is the difference between Sailor Moon S and Sailor Moon R? [/b][/quote]
Justin,

The difference is bumpies.

--FW

[FerrisWiel]

Originally posted by Blizzard+Mar 1 2003, 06:54 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Blizzard @ Mar 1 2003, 06:54 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> Originally posted by FerrisWiel@Mar 1 2003, 02:11 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Obidobi@Feb 28 2003, 09:03 PM
Fenris wolf..."
Do you think Blizz likes to ride? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/satisfied.gif
I am of the opinion, o' horny one, that she enjoys riding, but is quite Victorian about it.

--FW
Victorian:
Synonyms: Affected, artificial, artistocratic, chivalrous, civil, confined, courteous, courtly, cultivated, cultured, distingue, elegant, fashionable, formal, gentlemanly, graceful, hollow, intolerant, la-di-da, ladylike, mannerly, noble, ostentatious, polished, polite, pompous, precious, pretentious, priggish, prim, prissy, provincial, prudish, puritanical, refined, respectable, straitlaced, stuffy, stylish, urbane, well-behaved, well-bred, well-mannered

Which synonym were you referring to? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif [/b][/quote]
Blizzo - questioner of the Wiel's vigor,

Prim.

--FW

[Padme]

Why did you put me as a choice in your sexist poll??

[Justin]

Originally posted by FerrisWiel@Mar 2 2003, 03:44 AM

Justin,

The difference is bumpies.

--FW
Seriously?

[FerrisWiel]

Originally posted by Justin+Mar 1 2003, 11:32 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Justin @ Mar 1 2003, 11:32 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-FerrisWiel@Mar 2 2003, 03:44 AM

Justin,

The difference is bumpies.

--FW
Seriously? [/b][/quote]
Justin,

There is an answer to every question, right or wrong. My answer was partially correct based on conversations I've overheard from SM enthusiasts (SM, not S&M - although...). Before my mind wanders again, here is your answer:

Season 1- Sailor Moon
Season 2- Sailor Moon R
Season 3- Sailor Moon S
Season 4- Sailor Moon SuperS
Season 5- Sailor Moon Stars

Each season of Sailor Moon has the chars getting more powerful and also covering more mature themes. The difference between R and S is the season number. It's very similar to how Ranma 1/2 had its seasons run:

Ranma 1/2 - TV Series
Ranma 1/2 - Anything Goes Martial Arts
Ranma 1/2 - Hard Battle
etc.

Hope this has been of help! ^_0

--FW

[FerrisWiel]

Originally posted by Padme@Mar 1 2003, 11:01 PM
Why did you put me as a choice in your sexist poll??
Padme (aka sweetcheeks),

I'm on the poll, you're on the poll, we're all on the poll... well everybody who came to mind while I was writing it. It was a lark (and no, I'm not just blaming poor avian species - okay, maybe a little), although I do think you "objectify" men. I mean, your passion for Legolas/"what's his face who plays Legolas" is pretty apparent.

Hope this has been of help! ^_0

--FW

[Blizzard]

Originally posted by FerrisWiel+Mar 1 2003, 09:45 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(FerrisWiel @ Mar 1 2003, 09:45 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> Originally posted by Blizzard@Mar 1 2003, 06:54 PM
Originally posted by FerrisWiel@Mar 1 2003, 02:11 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Obidobi@Feb 28 2003, 09:03 PM
Fenris wolf..."
Do you think Blizz likes to ride? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/satisfied.gif
I am of the opinion, o' horny one, that she enjoys riding, but is quite Victorian about it.

--FW
Victorian:
Synonyms: Affected, artificial, artistocratic, chivalrous, civil, confined, courteous, courtly, cultivated, cultured, distingue, elegant, fashionable, formal, gentlemanly, graceful, hollow, intolerant, la-di-da, ladylike, mannerly, noble, ostentatious, polished, polite, pompous, precious, pretentious, priggish, prim, prissy, provincial, prudish, puritanical, refined, respectable, straitlaced, stuffy, stylish, urbane, well-behaved, well-bred, well-mannered

Which synonym were you referring to? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif
Blizzo - questioner of the Wiel's vigor,

Prim.

--FW [/b][/quote]
Prim? LOL!

You've obviously never seen me ride. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

[FerrisWiel]

Originally posted by Blizzard+Mar 3 2003, 01:17 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Blizzard @ Mar 3 2003, 01:17 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> Originally posted by FerrisWiel@Mar 1 2003, 09:45 PM
Originally posted by Blizzard@Mar 1 2003, 06:54 PM
Originally posted by FerrisWiel@Mar 1 2003, 02:11 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Obidobi@Feb 28 2003, 09:03 PM
Fenris wolf..."
Do you think Blizz likes to ride? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/satisfied.gif
I am of the opinion, o' horny one, that she enjoys riding, but is quite Victorian about it.

--FW
Victorian:
Synonyms: Affected, artificial, artistocratic, chivalrous, civil, confined, courteous, courtly, cultivated, cultured, distingue, elegant, fashionable, formal, gentlemanly, graceful, hollow, intolerant, la-di-da, ladylike, mannerly, noble, ostentatious, polished, polite, pompous, precious, pretentious, priggish, prim, prissy, provincial, prudish, puritanical, refined, respectable, straitlaced, stuffy, stylish, urbane, well-behaved, well-bred, well-mannered

Which synonym were you referring to? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif
Blizzo - questioner of the Wiel's vigor,

Prim.

--FW
Prim? LOL!

You've obviously never seen me ride. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif [/b][/quote]
Well, I meant "prim" in your everyday life, but a real wildkitty in the bedroom.

Also, as stated before, riding the Wiel is ill advised as it has yet to be survived since all prior riders died of boredom.

--FW

[Krogenar]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/huh.gif

Prim? LOL!

You've obviously never seen me ride.

[FerrisWiel]

HILARIA!

--FW

[QuigonWindu]

Ferriswiel, are you a 300 lbs. Asian guy named Goby.

[FerrisWiel]

Originally posted by QuigonWindu@Mar 3 2003, 04:36 PM
Ferriswiel, are you a 300 lbs. Asian guy named Goby.
Dear QGW,

I'll be whatever you want me to be, sugar.

--FW

[QuigonWindu]

<span style='color:purple'>That's the last time I ever talk to Ferriswiel style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko.gif </span>

[FerrisWiel]

Originally posted by QuigonWindu@Mar 3 2003, 04:48 PM
<span style='color:purple'>That's the last time I ever talk to Ferriswiel style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko.gif </span>
Then my work here is done!

^_0

--FW

[Whitesaber]

Congrads, Ferris. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

Anywho, just thought I'd share the Sailor Moon avatars I posted in the Avatar Links thread. Click here. (http://www.galacticsenate.com/index.php?act=ST&f=19&t=3450&st=20)

[FerrisWiel]

Originally posted by Whitesaber@Mar 3 2003, 06:19 PM
Congrads, Ferris. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif
Someday soon I shall share my secret...

for a fee.

--FW

[Whitesaber]

Secret? No, I was just congradulating you on having QuigonWindu not talk to you ever again. But, now that we're on secrets, what's your fee? Is it political power? Is it money?

[FerrisWiel]

Originally posted by Whitesaber@Mar 3 2003, 06:55 PM
Secret? No, I was just congradulating you on having QuigonWindu not talk to you ever again. But, now that we're on secrets, what's your fee? Is it political power? Is it money?
Um, my secret is how to keep QGW from speaking to me ever again.

--FW

[Whitesaber]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/banghead.gif Oh, right right right right right...

Say, Ferris, is that really you in your avatar, or is it this *cough*handsome*cough* guy that you put in place of you so that the chicks would go for you?

[FerrisWiel]

Originally posted by Whitesaber@Mar 3 2003, 07:35 PM
style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/banghead.gif Oh, right right right right right...

Say, Ferris, is that really you in your avatar, or is it this *cough*handsome*cough* guy that you put in place of you so that the chicks would go for you?
Umm, it is me... I think. See, I don't own any mirrors and I actually have trouble with my photoreceptors so even if I had them I couldn't view myself in one. Bummer, huh?

--FW

[Whitesaber]

All my mirrors are shattered...

[FerrisWiel]

Originally posted by Whitesaber@Mar 3 2003, 07:41 PM
All my mirrors are shattered...
Why? Did you go through some kind of Quasi-Modo fit and break them because you couldn't woo your lady-love?

--FW

[Blizzard]

Yeeee Haw, Krog!

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[FerrisWiel]

Originally posted by Blizzard@Mar 3 2003, 07:50 PM
Yeeee Haw, Krog!

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Oh, so that's what you meant by "ride."

Now I get it! My mistake!

--FW

[Brian]

Ferris,

Have you ever met a fairy? If you have, describe that experience just in case other folks run into one.

Thanks.

[FerrisWiel]

Originally posted by O-B-GATES@Mar 3 2003, 07:54 PM
Ferris,

Have you ever met a fairy? If you have, describe that experience just in case other folks run into one.

Thanks.
Well, I worked with a guy once who... oh, wait, did you mean faerie?

Well, the time I encountered a faerie she was incredibly beautiful and sweet and looked to grant me three dishes. It was delightful! All faeries have magic fronds and they grant the dishes using those fronds.

Hope this has been of help! ^_0

--FW

[Brian]

Ferris,

What's on my 7-layer burrito? It's yummy, but I know not what I eat.

Thanks.

[FerrisWiel]

Originally posted by O-B-GATES@Mar 3 2003, 08:09 PM
Ferris,

What's on my 7-layer burrito? It's yummy, but I know not what I eat.

Thanks.
OBG,

The seven layer burrito contains:

Pinto Beans
Sour Cream
Beef (or chicken)
Taco-sauce
Cheese
Lettuce
Tomato

Hope this has been of help! ^_0

--FW

[Justin]

Hey Beuller,

Which picture in your avatar is the "before" and which is the "after"?

[Mann]

cold man cold

[FerrisWiel]

Originally posted by Justin@Mar 3 2003, 09:30 PM
Hey Beuller,

Which picture in your avatar is the "before" and which is the "after"?
Justin,

Excellent question. I forget. I think it's the one before the dissolve.

Hope this has been of help! ^_0

--FW

(And it's not Bueller, if anything it's more like "Save Ferris")

[Krogenar]

Originally posted by Blizzard@Mar 3 2003, 08:50 PM
Yeeee Haw, Krog!

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Ow! Not the spurs! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif
Quick joke...

Two cowboys are in a bar sharing a drink. The one turns to the other and says, "Earl... what's yer fav'rit sechual position?"
Earl replies, "I preffer doggy style misself... you?" Cletus replies, quite proudly, "I like rodeo style!"
Earl's inbred synapses slowly begin to fire, and he asks, "What's 'rodeo style'?" and Cletus explains: "It's just like doggy style, except that a few seconds after I begin doggy style, I whisper in my woman's ear, "Yer sister likes it this way too..." -- then I try to hold on for 15 seconds!"

What a delightful pig I am!

*bows*

Thank you! I'll be in town all week! Don't forget to tip your waiter.

[Justin]

I heard something like that too, but it was "shout another woman's name" or something.

[FerrisWiel]

Okay, then.

--FW

[Brian]

Originally posted by FerrisWiel+Mar 3 2003, 08:25 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(FerrisWiel @ Mar 3 2003, 08:25 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-O-B-GATES@Mar 3 2003, 08:09 PM
Ferris,

What's on my 7-layer burrito? It's yummy, but I know not what I eat.

Thanks.
OBG,

The seven layer burrito contains:

Pinto Beans
Sour Cream
Beef (or chicken)
Taco-sauce
Cheese
Lettuce
Tomato

Hope this has been of help! ^_0

--FW [/b][/quote]
Ferris,

But I am a vegetarian and the Taco Bell dog asked me, "Yo quiero Taco Bell?"

I said, "Si, pero yo no eato carne."

He said, "Eato siete layer burrito. Es no carne en el."

I said, "Muchos gracias."


So did the little runt of a mutt trick me?

Help me Ferris-Weil Salami, you're my only hope.

Thanks.

[FerrisWiel]

Originally posted by O-B-GATES@Mar 4 2003, 01:31 AM
Ferris,

But I am a vegetarian and the Taco Bell dog asked me, "Yo quiero Taco Bell?"

I said, "Si, pero yo no eato carne."

He said, "Eato siete layer burrito. Es no carne en el."

I said, "Muchos gracias."


So did the little runt of a mutt trick me?

Help me Ferris-Weil Salami, you're my only hope.

Thanks.
OBG,

My poor, misguided, dog-fooled friend, you were duped. There is in fact meat on a 7-layer burrito. I advise that you either wring the dog's neck or accept that you are no longer a vegetarian. I'll tell you, though, cherish your first time. It should be special.

Hope this has been of help! ^_0

--FW

[Brian]

Thank you, Ferris. I am forever grateful. Now, how should I capture the dog to ring his little scrawny neck?

Thanks.

[FerrisWiel]

Originally posted by O-B-GATES@Mar 4 2003, 08:10 AM
Thank you, Ferris. I am forever grateful. Now, how should I capture the dog to ring his little scrawny neck?

Thanks.
In truth, the dog is a she. The best way to bait a "female dog" is with compliments and telling her you'll love her forever, then reject her and act like you don't care. Soon she'll be eating out of your hand... then you'll be throttling her like a pro.

--FW

[Brian]

Originally posted by FerrisWiel+Mar 4 2003, 08:15 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(FerrisWiel @ Mar 4 2003, 08:15 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-O-B-GATES@Mar 4 2003, 08:10 AM
Thank you, Ferris. I am forever grateful. Now, how should I capture the dog to ring his little scrawny neck?

Thanks.
In truth, the dog is a she. The best way to bait a "female dog" is with compliments and telling her you'll love her forever, then reject her and act like you don't care. Soon she'll be eating out of your hand... then you'll be throttling her like a pro.

--FW [/b][/quote]
Thanks, Ferris, but I don't want to "be throttling" her. I want to kill the damn thing. But, once again, you are right!

Thanks.

[Brian]

Ferris,

What do you think about this thread, Favorite Answer Or Advice Thread (http://www.galacticsenate.com/index.php?act=ST&f=16&t=3830)? Should you win? Why? Why not? [20 pts]

Thanks.

[FerrisWiel]

Originally posted by O-B-GATES+Mar 4 2003, 08:19 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(O-B-GATES @ Mar 4 2003, 08:19 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'> Originally posted by FerrisWiel@Mar 4 2003, 08:15 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-O-B-GATES@Mar 4 2003, 08:10 AM
Thank you, Ferris. I am forever grateful. Now, how should I capture the dog to ring his little scrawny neck?

Thanks.
In truth, the dog is a she. The best way to bait a "female dog" is with compliments and telling her you'll love her forever, then reject her and act like you don't care. Soon she'll be eating out of your hand... then you'll be throttling her like a pro.

--FW
Thanks, Ferris, but I don't want to "be throttling" her. I want to kill the damn thing. But, once again, you are right!

Thanks. [/b][/quote]
Umm, OBG,

Throttle means to choke with vigor.

--FW

[FerrisWiel]

Originally posted by O-B-GATES@Mar 4 2003, 08:23 AM
Ferris,

What do you think about this thread, Favorite Answer Or Advice Thread (http://www.galacticsenate.com/index.php?act=ST&f=16&t=3830)? Should you win? Why? Why not? [20 pts]

Thanks.
Oooh! Excellent question!

OBG,

I should win because:

1. I am the prettiest.
2. I am not afraid to be wrong.
3. I'm prettier than all the others.
4. The name of my thread is clever.
5. I'm not ugly!

Hope this has been of help! ^_0

--FW

[FerrisWiel]

I figure it's time for a shameless plug:

Vote for "Riding the Wiel" in the top polls thread, please:

Go here to vote for me! (http://www.galacticsenate.com/index.php?act=ST&f=16&t=3830)

--FW

[Javen]

Mr. Weil of riding

Why do Video stores still call it...well Video stores when in fact now days it's actually a DVD store? I mean the VHS are all but extinct now and are in the back somewhere in Blockbuster.

[FerrisWiel]

Originally posted by Javen@Mar 4 2003, 10:40 AM
Mr. Weil of riding

Why do Video stores still call it...well Video stores when in fact now days it's actually a DVD store? I mean the VHS are all but extinct now and are in the back somewhere in Blockbuster.
Javen,

Great Q, here's the A:

Video stores still call themselves such because they are selling/renting "visual" media or "video." So, be it DVD or VHS (which, around my area still rents pretty well) it's still video. Plus, who would want to go to Blockbuster DVD?

Hope this has been of help! ^_0

[Javen]

Blockbuster DVD...it only sounds funny because that's not its name.

[FerrisWiel]

Originally posted by Javen@Mar 4 2003, 11:27 AM
Blockbuster DVD...it only sounds funny because that's not its name.
Shh! That's not the point! It still sounds funny!

--FW

[nerfer]

Ferris is Guile from Streetfighter based on you at all?? Its just the pic in your avatar where your hair is gelled up makes me think of Guile?? Can you do a Jackknife?

[FerrisWiel]

Originally posted by nerfer@Mar 4 2003, 04:27 PM


Ferris is Guile from Streetfighter based on you at all?? Its just the pic in your avatar where your hair is gelled up makes me think of Guile?? Can you do a Jackknife?
nerfer,

I think I'm flattered. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/eh.gif

No, he is not. I, though, am based on Kasumi from the Dead or Alive series. And I cannot do a jacknife (though wouldn't it be awesome?!?)

Hope this has been of help! ^_0

--FW

[nerfer]

Thank you! That definetely clarifies things. I don't think I've ever played DOA though, what are your special moves?

Yes a jackknife would be awesome, actually Jean Claude Van Damme did a decent job of doing one in the film Streetfighter, its just a pity the entire film sucked, I mean one move couldn't really save it. The anime version is much, much better. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

[FerrisWiel]

Originally posted by nerfer@Mar 4 2003, 04:59 PM


Thank you! That definetely clarifies things. I don't think I've ever played DOA though, what are your special moves?

Yes a jackknife would be awesome, actually Jean Claude Van Damme did a decent job of doing one in the film Streetfighter, its just a pity the entire film sucked, I mean one move couldn't really save it. The anime version is much, much better. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif
nerfer,

You're right, the live-action SF movie was an atrocity... and I only saw five minutes of it. Van Damme isn't good enough to make any film a good film, btw.

Oh, and I don't have any special moves. I was just designed to be pretty, have long red hair and large, bouncing breasts. Delicious!

--FW

[nerfer]

LOL the bouncy boobies seem popular, my avatar is a character called Mai she's an SNK character.

[Obidobi]

Hello Mr. Fenris wolf.......
Do you like bouncing boobs....? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/inlove.gif

[nerfer]

Guess what I watched again the other day Obidobi......

Yep Swordfish, although I wasn't looking at the same eye candy you were.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Hugh Jackman.

[FerrisWiel]

Originally posted by Obidobi@Mar 5 2003, 12:11 AM
Hello Mr. Fenris wolf.......
Do you like bouncing boobs....? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/inlove.gif
O' Master of the Horniness,

Yes. I delight in bouncing boobs.

Hope this has been of help! ^_0

--FW

[FerrisWiel]

Originally posted by nerfer@Mar 5 2003, 12:23 AM


Guess what I watched again the other day Obidobi......

Yep Swordfish, although I wasn't looking at the same eye candy you were.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Hugh Jackman.
Hugh Jackman is a fine looking man, just the right mix of vulnerability and ruggedness with a hint of mystery.

--FW

[nerfer]

Absolutely and he strikes me as being an intelligent sort of man, at least he looks like stuff goes on between his ears!

[Obidobi]

Originally posted by nerfer@Mar 5 2003, 06:23 AM


Guess what I watched again the other day Obidobi......

Yep Swordfish, although I wasn't looking at the same eye candy you were.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Hugh Jackman.
My favourite scene from that movie is when HB looks up from the whatever she's reading.......

What about u Fenris....?

[FerrisWiel]

Originally posted by nerfer@Mar 5 2003, 03:54 PM


Absolutely and he strikes me as being an intelligent sort of man, at least he looks like stuff goes on between his ears!
You don't care about what's between his ears, more like what's between his...

--FW

[FerrisWiel]

Originally posted by Obidobi@Mar 5 2003, 09:11 PM
What about u Fenris....?
Dark Lord of the Chick Magnetism,

I have never seen Swordfish, although among my favorite cinematic "events" of recent history are:

*Rain scene - Spiderman
*Gwyn and the French Chick - Royal Tenenbaums
*Most chick scenes - Dude, Where's My Car

--FW

[FerrisWiel]

Time for more campaigning!

Vote for "Riding the Wiel" because this thread never turned into a love shack, a SOCOM headquarters, a picture thread or a study of acronyms.

--FW

[Obidobi]

I have never seen Swordfish
Thanks for your answers o'grandson of Odin.....
Neither did I........style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif
I just pushed the fast forw. button and found the "reading scene"....... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/satisfied.gif

The movie itself looked boring.......

BTW......this helps alot........ style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[Justin]

Dear Bueller,

Regarding your obvious love of the boob and your recent deconstruction of Hugh Jackman...are you bi? And no, I'm not cruising for a piece of ass, since I'm sure that's the joke you'll pull on me.

[FerrisWiel]

Originally posted by Justin@Mar 5 2003, 10:03 PM
Dear Bueller,

Regarding your obvious love of the boob and your recent deconstruction of Hugh Jackman...are you bi? And no, I'm not cruising for a piece of ass, since I'm sure that's the joke you'll pull on me.
Dear Justin,

Everything I say I undertake with the utmost of sincerity so I would never take lightly an affair of your heart with my ass. Bearing that in mind I am in no way bisexual. My organs are placed rather asymetrically throughout my body.

Hope this has been of help! ^_0

--FW

[Justin]

OK, how about this: are you sexually attracted to both men and women?

[FerrisWiel]

Originally posted by Justin@Mar 5 2003, 10:20 PM
OK, how about this: are you sexually attracted to both men and women?
Oh, heavens no!

--FW

[Justin]

LOL

[nerfer]

<span style='color:c1007e'><span style='font-family:comic sans ms'>

But you would still voice and opinion if someone asked you if one guy was cuter than the other??
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Btw anyone here read the NJO books?? If so do us a favour and head over to the NJO Opinions thread in books and comics. Moo and I seem to be the only ones who don't think every single book is written by God himself. Some other opinions would be nice!</span></span>

[FerrisWiel]

Originally posted by nerfer@Mar 5 2003, 11:26 PM
<span style='color:c1007e'><span style='font-family:comic sans ms'>

But you would still voice and opinion if someone asked you if one guy was cuter than the other??
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Btw anyone here read the NJO books?? If so do us a favour and head over to the NJO Opinions thread in books and comics. Moo and I seem to be the only ones who don't think every single book is written by God himself. Some other opinions would be nice!</span></span>

I would voice an opinion about cute-comparisons, too. Of course, KDunst beats all guys and most chicks, excepting Alexis Bledel and a few others.

Also. I refuse to touch any Jedi trash. I've had my fill of those mystics!

--FW

[nerfer]

LOL Moo likes ol Kirsten too!

Then you should post that, coz most of the peeps in that thread seem to think The New Jedi Order books are all divine! You must enlighten them!

[FerrisWiel]

Originally posted by nerfer@Mar 6 2003, 12:12 AM


LOL Moo likes ol Kirsten too!

Then you should post that, coz most of the peeps in that thread seem to think The New Jedi Order books are all divine! You must enlighten them!
Well, I never read NJO - the reason being I got fed up with the Jedi following all the crazy stunts from Jedi Academy Trilogy, DarkSaber, Children of the Jedi, etc. The last and most enjoyable series I've read from the SW Universe was Han Solo Trilogy from back in 1998.

--FW

[nerfer]

For the most part the NJO is pretty enjoyable the first book Vector Prime is particularly strong. Unfortunately they've spread this thing out over like 13 books and its starting to get old. They should have shortened it. The fact they killed Chewie stunk too!

[FerrisWiel]

I thought it was:

*Killed Chewie
*Killed one of the Solo children
*Birthed a Skywalker child

I dunno, I just think there needs to be a stop to all the novels and changes. Why can't the galaxy be at peace after the Galactic Civil War?

--FW

[nerfer]

Yea one of the most irritating things is that they seem to just keep killing people all the time!

I guess they felt it would make for more interesting books!

[Krogenar]

Originally posted by FerrisWiel+Mar 6 2003, 12:04 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(FerrisWiel @ Mar 6 2003, 12:04 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-Justin@Mar 5 2003, 10:20 PM
OK, how about this: are you sexually attracted to both men and women?
Oh, heavens no!

--FW [/b][/quote]
It should be noted, however, that Justin has a 'thing' for Aquaman. And we all know Aquaman is on the diving team, right? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/huh.gif

[FerrisWiel]

Originally posted by Krogenar+Mar 6 2003, 07:57 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Krogenar @ Mar 6 2003, 07:57 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'> Originally posted by FerrisWiel@Mar 6 2003, 12:04 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-Justin@Mar 5 2003, 10:20 PM
OK, how about this: are you sexually attracted to both men and women?
Oh, heavens no!

--FW
It should be noted, however, that Justin has a 'thing' for Aquaman. And we all know Aquaman is on the diving team, right? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/huh.gif [/b][/quote]
"Diving" team? I doubt that he is "in love" with Aquaman, though. From what I understand, Justin doesn't return fish-cracker's calls.

--FW

[Lara]

Weilmeister, have you experienced strange side effects from those caribou pheromones?

[FerrisWiel]

Originally posted by Darth Lara@Mar 6 2003, 11:35 AM
Weilmeister, have you experienced strange side effects from those caribou pheromones?
Why no! Excepting my desire to hear Kenny Loggins' music all day long, I have experienced no side effects. Oh, and I like to be rubbed behind the ears.

--FW

[vodo]

How long will I live for if I give up sleep?

[Krogenar]

Nice sig pic Lara! :roll:

Vodo, humans can live for long periods of time without sleep - although it is not recommended. You're a young boy, and you're still growing up, so - get in your pyjamas, and I'll get your "blankie" for you. Ok? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif Did you brush your teeth? If so, let's get ready to pray for the soul of Dirk Benedict before bed.

[FerrisWiel]

Originally posted by Krogenar@Mar 6 2003, 12:45 PM
Nice sig pic Lara! :roll:

Vodo, humans can live for long periods of time without sleep - although it is not recommended. You're a young boy, and you're still growing up, so - get in your pyjamas, and I'll get your "blankie" for you. Ok? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif Did you brush your teeth? If so, let's get ready to pray for the soul of Dirk Benedict before bed.
Ferris and his buddy pull up in a Lincoln.

Get him!

Ferris and friend proceed to beat down Krogenar. He attempts to flee, Ferris bites his hand while his pal throws a garbage can at Krogenar's head.

I'll handle the Riding the Wiel responses a**hole.

--FW

[Krogenar]

Is this the part where they tie our forearms together, and we have a swoozy, fem-sort of knife fight? [Performs a ballet jump, and duck walks while snapping his fingers in unison.] Or is it a 'West Side Story' sort of fight? Or, we could have a 'dueling banjos' contest - that's always a good battle.

[vodo]

what is your opinion

[FerrisWiel]

Originally posted by Krogenar@Mar 6 2003, 12:51 PM
Is this the part where they tie our forearms together, and we have a swoozy, fem-sort of knife fight? [Performs a ballet jump, and duck walks while snapping his fingers in unison.] Or is it a 'West Side Story' sort of fight? Or, we could have a 'dueling banjos' contest - that's always a good battle.
Actually, it's more of a Godfather style ambush beating.

--FW

[FerrisWiel]

Originally posted by vodo bass@Mar 6 2003, 12:52 PM
what is your opinion
Well, my young apprentice, I'm afraid that Krogenar was correct.

--FW

[vodo]

damb you

[Lara]

Originally posted by Krogenar@Mar 6 2003, 12:45 PM
Nice sig pic Lara! :roll:

Vodo, humans can live for long periods of time without sleep - although it is not recommended. You're a young boy, and you're still growing up, so - get in your pyjamas, and I'll get your "blankie" for you. Ok? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif Did you brush your teeth? If so, let's get ready to pray for the soul of Dirk Benedict before bed.
Thanks, Krog. I have Kopernikuz to thank for the sig pic. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

[FerrisWiel]

I said NO shameless flirting, guys!

Points at rules.

See!

--FW

[Lara]

I was flirting?

Weilmeister, do you think we live in someone else's dream? do you think we're real?

[Teta]

Sorry to break in on everyone's party...but..MWAAA HAA HA, I am back!

Check the "New members" thread to check up on me!

[Lara]

Ms. T IS BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!! WOO HOO!!!!!!!!!

[FerrisWiel]

Originally posted by Darth Lara@Mar 6 2003, 01:29 PM
I was flirting?

Weilmeister, do you think we live in someone else's dream? do you think we're real?
DL,

You were flirting.

The only reality that effects me is, "Are the breasts squeezably soft or not?"

It really should be the only criteria by which anybody judges reality. That, or perhaps a strong Judeo-Christian faith.

--FW

[FerrisWiel]

Originally posted by Teta@Mar 6 2003, 01:36 PM
Sorry to break in on everyone's party...but..MWAAA HAA HA, I am back!

Check the "New members" thread to check up on me!
Teta - isn't that the name of a goldfish food brand?

---FW

[Lara]

Ferris, you always think I'm flirting.

[FerrisWiel]

Originally posted by Darth Lara@Mar 6 2003, 02:22 PM
Ferris, you always think I'm flirting.
There you go again!

--FW

[Krogenar]

Someone please start singing, "I didn't mean to turn you on..."

The goldfish food brand you're thinking of Ferris, is called 'Tetra' - which is Finnish for "Fin".

[Lara]

Krog, LMAO!!! hey, can I have a piece of your hat? I'm getting kinda hungry...

[Blizzard]

There goes Lara, again, flirting with Krog, asking for his meat. :0

Hey Lara, I never got yelled at for flirting. LOL! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/hehe.gif

[FerrisWiel]

Originally posted by Blizzard@Mar 6 2003, 02:34 PM
There goes Lara, again, flirting with Krog, asking for his meat. :0

Hey Lara, I never got yelled at for flirting. LOL! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/hehe.gif
That's okay, you were asking about riding the Wiel and I was able to warn you off of the danger in time. I classed it as misguided query rather than out-and-out flirting.

--FW

[FerrisWiel]

Originally posted by Krogenar@Mar 6 2003, 02:30 PM
Someone please start singing, "I didn't mean to turn you on..."

The goldfish food brand you're thinking of Ferris, is called 'Tetra' - which is Finnish for "Fin".
I knew that, Krog. I just didn't like the won-ton advertising in my thread.

--FW

[Lara]

Originally posted by Blizzard@Mar 6 2003, 02:34 PM
There goes Lara, again, flirting with Krog, asking for his meat. :0

Hey Lara, I never got yelled at for flirting. LOL! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/hehe.gif
ROTFLMAO!!!! I swear, I didn't see that one coming...(no jokes!) :look:

Blizzee, true, true...LOL! cause you're the real thing style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

[Krogenar]

Originally posted by Darth Lara@Mar 6 2003, 03:31 PM
Krog, LMAO!!! hey, can I have a piece of your hat? I'm getting kinda hungry...
Don't let hunger happen to you.
You're welcome to my meat. Just grab some and chow down. I leave my meat out in the open for just that reason.

[FerrisWiel]

More flirting... and Krog, do you wear pants?

--FW

[Krogenar]

Originally posted by FerrisWiel@Mar 6 2003, 04:47 PM
More flirting... and Krog, do you wear pants?

--FW
What flirting?! I'm offering her some of my meat is all.
(considers..) Hey! That's sick Ferris! As always, your mind is in the gutter.
[scrubs Ferris' mind with the toilet brush]
Ferris, only you could take something as innocent as offering a woman some prime meat, and turn it into something lewd.

DL, sorry you had to witness that. If you'd like to sample my meat, there's a nice piece of Italian sausage on the brim of my hat. Feel free. You may have to yank it pretty hard to get it to come off. And yes, I wear pants most of the time Ferris.

[nerfer]

But what if Lara is vegetarian??

[FerrisWiel]

That's an excellent question. So, DL, are you into Krog's meat?

--FW

[Lara]

Originally posted by FerrisWiel@Mar 6 2003, 05:25 PM
That's an excellent question. So, DL, are you into Krog's meat?

--FW
I thought you were the one answering questions? Why do ya wanna know if I'm into Krog's meat?

[FerrisWiel]

Originally posted by Darth Lara+Mar 6 2003, 05:46 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Darth Lara @ Mar 6 2003, 05:46 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-FerrisWiel@Mar 6 2003, 05:25 PM
That's an excellent question. So, DL, are you into Krog's meat?

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I thought you were the one answering questions? Why do ya wanna know if I'm into Krog's meat? [/b][/quote]
nerfer asked if you were a vegetarian. Rather than assuming something I decided to go to the source. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

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[Lara]

I like meat (and I'm talking about food). I've never had Italian sausage, though.

[FerrisWiel]

nerfer,

There's your answer, straight from the bunny's mouth.

--FW

[Lara]

Ferrisweilmeister, are you planning on updating your web site?

[Darth Badly]

This is a filthy thread.

And you should all be spanked, starting with me.

[Lara]

DB, you want to be spanked? btw, welcome back! how was your trip?