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Horse_Head
05-05-2006, 11:02 PM
Image 410
Winner: Anguirus111
*In a moment of quiet, Jabba remembers simpler times of happily smoking on a mushroom in a wonderland and entertaining a young girl named Alice*
Jack Spencer Jr
05-05-2006, 11:21 PM
Large dias: 4,000 credits
Palace: 3.5 million credits
Rancor monster: 2,500 credits annually
Disposable dancing girls: 150 credits each
Interstellar bong: PRICELESS!
Braden Dar
05-06-2006, 12:54 PM
Jabba: and thats when I said,"'no ociffer. I ain't been smokin' nothin'." And he said, "put your hands on the speeder and don't move your tail..."
Salacious Crumb: Oh man...that sucks. Always bein' hassled by da man. A brother can't get no respect at all.
Jabba: I know, homes. Its like that time...
Longbottom leaf, the finest pipeweed in the south dune sea.
MasterJedi12
05-06-2006, 01:16 PM
I try to quit but the opinum den has all the chicks and the good stuff
Darth Octavious
05-06-2006, 03:17 PM
So drunk, he passed out.
JediMasterJamz
05-06-2006, 04:36 PM
Don't forget to bring a towel!
trebor gahkor
05-06-2006, 05:55 PM
Ahh, it's good to be so fat that somking just doesn't matter!!
The Prism
05-07-2006, 02:29 AM
Jabba: (like Homer Simpson) Mmmm....green icky unknown stuff....
The Prism
05-07-2006, 02:30 AM
If you or a loved one is suffering from diabetes, don't wait another minute! Call now!
techno-union
05-07-2006, 01:51 PM
If you think what Jabba's smoking looks bad, just wait until he gets the munchies.
YodaFett82
05-07-2006, 09:48 PM
Here we see former Exxon CEO Lee Raymond enjoying his retirement.
Obi-wannabe
05-07-2006, 11:56 PM
Typical Jabba, bogarting the smoke.
thepepgal
05-08-2006, 07:55 AM
Mother said if I continue to smoke, I'd go blind.
Bent Saber
05-08-2006, 10:28 AM
Rosie Odonnel without makeup
Cassus Fett
05-08-2006, 12:31 PM
Jabba: "Now I Was Told The Effects Of Smoking This Stuff Was Bad But I Didnt Realise I Would Look Like This"
Javen
05-08-2006, 12:44 PM
Jabba dreams of electric sheep.
The Prism
05-08-2006, 04:59 PM
Morgan Spurlock after a full year of nothing but McDonalds.
THIS MESSAGE BROUGHT TO YOU BY BURGER KING!
BURGER KING: HAVE IT YOUR WAY!
DarthSolo
05-08-2006, 09:07 PM
Be careful, kids. He may SOUND like Santa, but he isn't.
Momin327
05-09-2006, 09:17 PM
Jabba: "It's good to be the king!"
Braden Dar
05-11-2006, 09:10 PM
In the deleted scenes of Return Of The Jedi, we see the original script had Luke sending a dentist to Jabba's Palace offering him a free lifetime of cleaning and 75% off all dental procedures, except for braces. Do you have any idea how much braces cost for a Hutt?
DarthSolo
05-12-2006, 12:37 AM
Big Motha F*cka.
leiaorgana
05-12-2006, 01:42 AM
Maybe he was born like this
Maybe it's MAYBELLINE!
matthius
05-14-2006, 03:27 PM
(Rapping)"I was gonna clean the castle, but then I got high, [Jabba laughs], I was gonna feed the Rancor, but then I got high,[Jabba laughs]......"
Bent Saber
05-15-2006, 10:33 AM
Looks like Anna Nicole Smith ran out of Trim Spa.
Anguirus111
05-16-2006, 10:48 PM
*In a moment of quiet, Jabba remembers simpler times of happily smoking on a mushroom in a wonderland and entertaining a young girl named Alice*
Horse_Head
05-19-2006, 04:44 PM
Contest closed.
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