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Horse_Head
12-31-2005, 03:59 PM
<span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%">Image 364</span>
<span style="color:red">Winner: DarthSolo
Luke: Hmmmm
*pause*
Obi: Hmmmm
*pause*
Luke: Hmmm
*pause*
Luke: Hey, what are we looking at?
Obi: Oh, I was just looking because you were looking.
Luke: Oh...well, I thought you were trying to get me to see something profound.
Obi: Oh...no. *pause* Did you, though?
Luke: No.
Obi: Damn. This training thing is harder than I thought.
Luke: Yeah, you are zero for one already.</span>
"Your uncle feared you might whine, just as your father did ... I guess he wasn't wrong about that."
Angel Starmaster
12-31-2005, 06:31 PM
Obi Wan; "Whoa. look at the butt on that one!"
Luke; "Yeah, he must work out."
MrSouthernRonin
12-31-2005, 07:05 PM
On the set of Star Wars, Sir Alec Guiness and newcomer Mark Hamil attempt to understand George Lucas's sputtering hand-waving and zooming sounds, which he refers to as his "directing style".
Obi-wannabe
12-31-2005, 08:46 PM
Mr. Miagi and danielsan victorious from the tournement.
Jay-Ton-Wan
12-31-2005, 11:30 PM
Obi: Luke this Sand Crawler was not attacked by Tuskens, But By Clone Troopers.
Luke: Cloon Troopers?
Obi: opps....Wrong movie!
Erick Landrider
01-01-2006, 04:26 AM
in Steve Martin voice-"We are two WILD and CRAZY GUYS!"
thepepgal
01-02-2006, 09:18 AM
Obi Wan: Luke, one day this could be all yours.
Luke: Sand. I hate sand. You keep it.
Obi Wan: Thats what your father said.
MasterKyobi9d9
01-02-2006, 02:19 PM
Obiwan: Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough
Luke: Hmm, so this is what Rodians look like naked
o8_jedi
01-02-2006, 03:23 PM
OBI-WAN: "Yeah, farm-BOYEEEEE!"
Cassus Fett
01-02-2006, 06:38 PM
Obi-Wan: And this is the strip joint have spent the last twenty years in.
Quasipox
01-03-2006, 01:47 AM
Many on the crew and cast wondered what exactly Sir Alec was hiding in that robe...
MXCABRINI
01-04-2006, 02:30 AM
When Michael Jackson dreams about living in the Star Wars world...
Seanakin
01-05-2006, 11:37 PM
Obi-Wan: I sense great vulnerability. A land child crying out for love, an innocent orphan in the post-modern world.
Luke: I see a parasite.
Obi-Wan: A sexually-depraved miscreant, who is seeking to gratify only his most basic and immediate urges.
Luke: He is struggled, he is man-struggled. He lifts my spirit!
Obi-Wan: He is a loathsome, offensive brute, yet I can't look away.
Luke: He transcends time and space.
Obi-Wan: He sickens me.
Luke: I love it.
Obi-Wan: Me too. Uh, Miss? We want "The Chewie."
Erick Landrider
01-06-2006, 03:20 AM
Butch Kenobi and The Sky Walkin' Kid
Erick Landrider
01-06-2006, 03:22 AM
After an unfortunate incident, which saw two actor left behind in Tunisia, Guiness realized that it is not wise to criticize Lucas's beard.
redsabre
01-06-2006, 09:52 AM
<span style="color:red"> Kenobi reaches out to steady his Padawan after too much "Jesus juice."</span>
delta09
01-07-2006, 08:09 PM
Obi-wan:Good gracious what c3-po doing to that bantha.
Luke:I knew that droid was gay when we bought him.
Dark Helmet
01-08-2006, 02:34 AM
Luke: Dude Where's My Speeder?
Obi-Wan; Where's your speeder dude?
JediMasterJamz
01-09-2006, 11:29 PM
Obi: "Say Hello to my little friend, his name is YOUR DOOOOOOOM!!"
Luke: "Psst, ben, my name's Luke."
Obi: "You don't have any brains at all, do you son?"
Jeianni
01-10-2006, 01:05 AM
Obi Wan: "Mos Eisley Spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive..."
Luke: Or more chicks. I bet there's lots of hot chicks down there..."
Obi Wan: "...We must be cautious."
Obi-Stu
01-11-2006, 08:19 AM
Obi-wan once thought as you did...
Darth Star
01-12-2006, 05:21 PM
Pretty FLY for a jedi.
Jedi_Poo
01-13-2006, 05:09 AM
Obi-wan: Word up, homies!!!
Luke: Oh, man not that old crazy wizard from up on the hill. Lets get out of here.
DarthSolo
01-13-2006, 05:38 PM
Luke: Hmmmm
*pause*
Obi: Hmmmm
*pause*
Luke: Hmmm
*pause*
Luke: Hey, what are we looking at?
Obi: Oh, I was just looking because you were looking.
Luke: Oh...well, I thought you were trying to get me to see something profound.
Obi: Oh...no. *pause* Did you, though?
Luke: No.
Obi: Damn. This training thing is harder than I thought.
Luke: Yeah, you are zero for one already.
Horse_Head
01-13-2006, 07:48 PM
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