Fun with Google

[BomarrPunk]

OK I'm not sure if this has been done here before, if it has, ban me. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

FUN WITH GOOGLE!

First up.

Google (http://www.google.com) "(your name here) needs" in quotes and list the top five funniest listings.

1. Steve needs theme music for Rocktober
2. Steve needs to let go beyond his visual radar screen
3. Steve needs to cut two pieces of wood - one of length 0.6m and one of length 1.02m
4. Steve needs to fuss with computer things for China
5. Steve needs a new muffler on his van

[Blizzard]

Blizzard needs to do something to bring back balance.
Blizzard Needs You!
Blizzard needs a boot to the pants. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif
Blizzard needs to do a better job of appealing to the less "hardcore".
Blizzard needs to get their arse up and fix this dip****.

[Kapit]

Kapit needs permanent youth centre
Kapit needs more sports facilities
Kapit needs a special Mantera (?????)
Kapit needs to be linked with ICT infrastructures to enable the people access information anytime



that's all i got...

[Horse_Head]

Horsehead needs several shots stacked.
Horsehead needs to go back to = = Mass.
Horsehead needs > TO USE His head and only act in the BOX

Jeff needs fourth firehouse
Jeff NEEDS a shoe (not the special ones the doctor insisted he would be wearing for the rest of his life), but a shoe that does support his ankle and is capable of keeping him stable in the reckless places he puts his foot into.
'Jeff Needs ROCKY'
Jeff needs to meet with his staff and let them know that Ed has issues. <-- I didn't know I have a staff and who the &#*$ is Ed?!
JEFF NEEDS TO COME BACK TO RAW AND BRING MATT WITH HIM.

:eh: :ugh: :hehe: ??

[BomarrPunk]

Steve needs a doctor
Steve needs a new v8-pack function <do I ever....
Steve needs to hurry up! This isn’t nap time!
STEVE needs YOU to do his job FOR him < sing it sister...


BP needs to be involved in things that don't blow up
BP needs Delaware's permission for the terminal.
BP needs the support of the World Bank
BP needs to fix their leaking valves < .... uh maybe I should see that doctor...

[DarthVixen]

Vixen needs someone she can shock, horrify, mutilate, bully, and sing
country music to style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/whip.gif

Sonia needs to kill its sycophancy culture
Sonia Needs to Clean Her Own House
Sonia Needs A Spanking. ... Naughty Latina Schoolgurl ( I think this Google guy really knows me)
Sonia needs to see him because she feels Tico is keeping a secret

[Marko Ragnos]

Robert needs a sanctuary, periodic retreat from the world and long luxurious baths.
Robert, needs information which can help him to increase the efficiency of business.
Robert needs to be remembered.
Robert needs to know.
Robert needs very attentive supervision
in situations where strangers or others could take advantage of his need ...(?)
What Robert needs now is PR - not public relations but Perspective ...

[JMAS]

My handle yielded nothing so had to use my first name ...

Aaron needs to consider the last time he was assaulted with rocks.
Aaron Needs a Tracheotomy. (style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/shocked.gif I do?)
Aaron needs help. (Nice, simple, and so broad)
Aaron needs $16.
Aaron needs a psyc evaluation. (Oh yeah! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko.gif)

[Sarah-Leia]

Sarah needs to get her life back & establish herself as a person in charge!
Sarah Needs A Cold Shower
Sarah needs to feel peaceful
Sarah needs a livejournal!
Sarah needs someone who can escort her from port to port

I just put here the funniest and the ones that were concise and made sense ;)

[empire21]

Dave needs a Timeout.
Dave needs a kidney.
Dave needs a big hand for what he has done
Dave needs to have that mole looked at, man.
Dave needs plywood :w00t:

[Sarah-Leia]

^ LoL!

[jayce76]

jayce needs a kick in the nuts . . . .

[Zedekk]

this was wierd cause it kept sending me to links of this site!? :w00t:

Zedekk needs a new name
Zedekk needs a bed

[jayce76]

Jayce needs a spanking and a happy meal . . .
Jayce needs an anal probe . . .
Jayce needs a cold drink . . .
Jayce needs a shower . . .
Jayce needs a new pair of pants . . .

[Horse_Head]

^ And in that order?! :ugh: :w00t: :eh: :bigsmile: