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RedMirax
01-14-2003, 09:22 PM
Image 52
Winner: kopernikuz
Caption: Pardon me, but may I cut in?
kopernikuz
01-14-2003, 09:23 PM
Pardon me, but may I cut in?
Javen
01-14-2003, 10:38 PM
Leia"I have 3 hands to your 2"
Han"Never tell me the odds"
Siamese Sith
01-14-2003, 10:41 PM
(trojan man theme song)
Han: "who are you!?
3PO: "I'm Trojan protocal droid"
Leia: "oooooh"
3PO: " for ultimate in pleasure and comfort try new trojan gold!"
Han / Leia: "Thanks Trojan protocol droid!"
3PO: "come R2 our work here is done"
(trojan man theme song)
Krogenar
01-14-2003, 11:22 PM
THREEPIO: "Captain Solo, Captain Solo..."
SOLO: "What?"
THREEPIO: "I just wanted to express how happy I am that we remained friends after our break-up."
Krogenar
01-14-2003, 11:31 PM
THREEPIO: "Captain Solo! Captain Solo!"
SOLO: (ignores him, and keeps kissing)
THREEPIO: "I am fluent in more than 6 million forms of sexual stimulation, including 'The Hot Carl', the 'Tijiuana Butterfly, the 'Flying Dutchman' and ...
SOLO: (turns and gapes)
kwawin
01-15-2003, 02:39 AM
HAN [to Leia]: "Loan me your blaster for a minute..."
Angel Starmaster
01-15-2003, 08:52 AM
Threepio; Excuse me, Captain Solo, Sir, but Luke Skywalker, Bor'sk Fey'la, Corran Horn, and Kyp Durron all called to say that they think it's all well and good that you and the Princess have refreshed your love-lives, but they'd rather you not broadcast it to them over the net.
Oh, are those the Holo controls you're leaning on?
Sean-Walsh
01-15-2003, 09:56 AM
Threepio: Ooh, can I get in on some too?
Jedi_of_the_North
01-15-2003, 11:06 AM
C-3P0: Master Solo, Master Solo! There's an incoming transmission from someone, I think it's your wife!
HAN: D'oh!
Darth Whaler
01-15-2003, 09:54 PM
C3PO: "Hey SOLO, how about making this DUO a TRIO?"
Obidobi
01-16-2003, 09:05 PM
3po: Wait just a second! Do you have contraception?
Han: Eh..... no!
3po: Then I can offer you this rubber for a special price.....just 9.99$
Han: Threepio! Get your goldenrod back in its compartment!
jawajedi
01-17-2003, 12:46 PM
Leia and Han are about to kiss when an alarm goes off.
Han: What the hell is that noise?
C3PO: That is my Virgin Alarm. It's programmed to go off before you do.
allforcedup
01-17-2003, 03:59 PM
Leia: "Don't zip it back up! Just ignore him!"
Han: "But.... uhn, uhn... Oh, no. It's too late! Sorry, doll face..."
Leia: "I'm gonna' kill you golden britches!!!"
C-3PO: "Oh, my..."
Rogue_Jedi
01-17-2003, 11:31 PM
C3PO: Sir, you're not going to believe this, but R2-D2 is doing the exact same thing with the Falcon's hyperdrive generator!
Raganork8
01-18-2003, 01:23 PM
"No i'm not interested in a threesome threepeeoh now if you don't leave i'm goin to go and give you to chewie"-Han
"han that's rude at least 3PO has a golden rod and not a golden SPECK!"-leia
Plo Koon
01-19-2003, 04:02 PM
C-3PO: May I join.
Han:No we don't have any viagra.
Javen
01-19-2003, 10:24 PM
Han"That isn't my other girfriend behind me is it?"
Dark Prince
01-23-2003, 11:29 AM
Originally posted by Krogenar@Jan 14 2003, 10:31 PM
THREEPIO: "Captain Solo! Captain Solo!"
SOLO: (ignores him, and keeps kissing)
THREEPIO: "I am fluent in more than 6 million forms of sexual stimulation, including 'The Hot Carl', the 'Tijiuana Butterfly, the 'Flying Dutchman' and ...
SOLO: (turns and gapes)
this one has 2 win style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif :roll:
Dark Prince
01-24-2003, 04:32 PM
C-3PO: Captain Solo, dont go kissing her! You dont know where she's been!
Leia grabbes a wrench out of the tool box & starts to chase 3PO.
Leia: After I wack u with this wrench, your not going to know where you were, you buket of bolts!!!
RedMirax
01-25-2003, 07:58 PM
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