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Rojo
01-14-2003, 01:12 AM
This stems from death star destruction, my topic in The Original Trilogy Section.

What are the stupidest films? Come on MegoHulk explain about Starship Troopers.

Das_Funked
01-14-2003, 10:02 AM
Starship Troopers was AWESOME!!!!

Bandet
01-14-2003, 12:05 PM
The Avengers was horrible

Brian
01-14-2003, 01:48 PM
Attack of the Killer Tomatos

Whitesaber
01-14-2003, 01:58 PM
Spirit the Stupid Stallion.

FerrisWiel
01-14-2003, 03:07 PM
Temple of Doom

Darth Badly
01-14-2003, 03:09 PM
Die Another Day

Whitesaber
01-14-2003, 03:09 PM
Hope Floats

FerrisWiel
01-14-2003, 03:22 PM
Joe Dirt

kopernikuz
01-14-2003, 03:23 PM
Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever

Whisper
01-14-2003, 07:06 PM
The Thin Red Line

kopernikuz
01-14-2003, 07:07 PM
The Master of Disguise

Whitesaber
01-14-2003, 07:09 PM
The movie version of George of the Jungle.

Darth Whaler
01-14-2003, 07:42 PM
Freddy Got Fingered. I think Tom's funny but the movie stunk.

Mann
01-14-2003, 07:44 PM
Rollerball the remake.

I can explain Starship troopers: Casper Van Dien was horrible! And the movie wasn't serious enough, it seemed too childish, but it was a children's book. Yet it was rated R...

Whitesaber
01-14-2003, 07:45 PM
Dude, I knew you were going to post here, Mann.

Mann
01-14-2003, 07:46 PM
really? hmm I wonder what gave yo that Idea...

FerrisWiel
01-14-2003, 07:47 PM
Anything starring Tom Green

Javen
01-14-2003, 08:00 PM
UnderCover Brother

Krogenar
01-14-2003, 08:07 PM
The Story of Ricky-O

Mann
01-14-2003, 08:21 PM
Glitter.

I love Undercover Brother.

Obidobi
01-14-2003, 08:53 PM
The monster in the closet! I mean... how did they get that idea?

Whisper
01-14-2003, 08:58 PM
Robert A. Heinlein's book Starship Troopers is NOT a kids book.

Kids wouldn't get the premise. The book isn't about the war at all, it's takes place mostly in the Officers School.

The Book and the Movie are totally different.

Points-

Rico is Philipino.
Dizzy is a Guy, and did not have 'fun' with Rico...he does die though.
Ace is a lot older.
Rico's father did not die. His mother did as she was in Buenos Aires (errr....) when the attack happened.
The bugs weren't like they are in the movie, they have starships and all that.
Carmen, at the end, shaves her head.
Neil Patrick Harris' character dies on a research station on Pluto.
No Females were in the Mobile Infantry.
Rico joined the military for Carmen (at first).
Rico's father winds up being Rico's First Shirt in Rico's Roughnecks.
I could go on....

Suffice to say a direct translation of the book would have been boring for most people. Personally I would have loved it!

Whisper
01-14-2003, 09:00 PM
As for sucky movies-

There's only 2 movies I've ever walked out of, the first I stated above.

The other: Very Bad Things, with Christian Slater. After Kobe gets her head impaled the movie went down hill very very fast.

Others: 3000 Miles to Graceland. Decent action and gunplay, but...really...

Aurra Sing
01-14-2003, 09:44 PM
The Thing

Brian
01-14-2003, 09:50 PM
Originally posted by Javen@Jan 14 2003, 07:00 PM
UnderCover Brother
It's a spoof. It's supposed to be stupid, but I thought it was wonderfully done. Really funny.

Javen
01-14-2003, 10:30 PM
Originally posted by O-B-GATES+Jan 14 2003, 08:50 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(O-B-GATES @ Jan 14 2003, 08:50 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Javen@Jan 14 2003, 07:00 PM
UnderCover Brother
It's a spoof. It's supposed to be stupid, but I thought it was wonderfully done. Really funny.[/b][/quote]
Yeah, and that is why I posted it in the stupidest film thread it was stupid.It doesn't matter if it was suppose to be or not.

kopernikuz
01-14-2003, 11:26 PM
Barbarella

Mann
01-15-2003, 05:01 PM
The HUnchback of Notre Dame- the disney version

FerrisWiel
01-15-2003, 05:12 PM
Spoofs don't have to be "stupid," they can be acerbic and witty.

--Ferris Wiel

Mann
01-15-2003, 05:15 PM
I agree, good spoofs are like Spaceballs and Austin Powers. I put undercover Brother in that catagory because it plays on the Shaft movies.

FerrisWiel
01-15-2003, 05:22 PM
Poorly.

--Ferris Wiel